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  • Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / xycronva

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  • @someshmuck8603
    @someshmuck8603 3 роки тому +2602

    Out of context EmKay
    *”IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS”*

  • @alexandermendoza381
    @alexandermendoza381 3 роки тому +2763

    I must thank emkay for helping me in my english fluidity, at least at hearing and talking
    Edit: bruh, this comment has that many likes? Damn

  • @bowenwerner3085
    @bowenwerner3085 3 роки тому +1019

    I feel bad that Robin has to deal with all the Nazi Jokes, it’s like they’re “Robin” him of his identity

  • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
    @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 3 роки тому +81

    I like how he says “ricky tastes awesome!” In such a sonic-y voice.

  • @lizzardbob6561
    @lizzardbob6561 3 роки тому +1445

    “I don’t cook 4 racists”
    So do they cook three or five instead?

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +1053

    Day 30 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jacque:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ 3 роки тому +20

      Who would be good for r/nothowgirlswork?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +12

      strawbxrry That subreddit? Hmm... Jack or Lexi.

    • @drumkid8395
      @drumkid8395 3 роки тому +17

      Lexi deserves to do r/wholesomememes

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +6

      Drum Kid She has. Twice now.

    • @drumkid8395
      @drumkid8395 3 роки тому +5

      @@awesomestyles ik that’s why I want it

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +495

    Mojo Jojo is a true Powerpuff Girl, he doesn't want to admit it though

  • @eggdogthedog3260
    @eggdogthedog3260 3 роки тому +44

    I never thought Id see the day when Robin would have a catchphrase called:
    IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS!!!

  • @calebstone6583
    @calebstone6583 2 роки тому +55

    This was indeed the most cursed compilation of commentary in the series. I can’t believe Robin held out that long!

  • @necroette
    @necroette 3 роки тому +285

    Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment *
    Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *

  • @edgewastaken2432
    @edgewastaken2432 3 роки тому +471

    Robin: how many natzi memes have I seen.
    Me; all of them

  • @tale7955
    @tale7955 3 роки тому +229

    Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!

  • @UnexSpecter
    @UnexSpecter 2 роки тому +28

    As an Amazon worker I must protest; grinding up employees takes up too much money

  • @bisexualmess1137
    @bisexualmess1137 3 роки тому +36

    "you can't look up while sticking out your tongue"
    me: TURNS HEAD TO CEILING AND STICKS OUT TONGUE

  • @marilikeshikarihoraki
    @marilikeshikarihoraki 3 роки тому +166

    Petition to give robin a week straight of r/Cursedcomments

    • @jab01
      @jab01 3 роки тому +3

      He would prob commit a war crime or two

    • @SanLelo09
      @SanLelo09 3 роки тому +1

      Yes please.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 3 роки тому

      Signed

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому

      r/cursedcomments and the worst of r/memes.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +1

      And just for the heck of it, throw in a Gacha Life Cringe.

  • @crackheadjesus2327
    @crackheadjesus2327 3 роки тому +15

    5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a
    part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was
    never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about
    it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for
    this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe.
    Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11
    in Muppet lore.

  • @JustAKnight
    @JustAKnight 3 роки тому +418

    I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments
    Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh

  • @kyuu2
    @kyuu2 3 роки тому +188

    my favorite part is just hearing how done Robin sounds when he sees an overused/unfunny edgy joke lmao.

    • @SOURBXMB
      @SOURBXMB 2 роки тому +5

      OH MY GOD THAT PFP

  • @rayaraptor3611
    @rayaraptor3611 3 роки тому +23

    10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now

    • @drlarrymitchell
      @drlarrymitchell 6 місяців тому

      GODZILLA HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS AND FUKING DIED

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 роки тому +8

    13:23 no clownpiece dont

  • @InkyOwOComics
    @InkyOwOComics 3 роки тому +306

    I may not be first
    I may not be second
    People who comment first
    Satan's presence you've beckoned

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +52

    Thank you Pomeranian doggo for staring into all our souls

  • @sam_w1709
    @sam_w1709 3 роки тому +135

    My friend: Yo u found any virgins yet?
    Me: *looks on reddit* hundreds...

  • @k4yblessed
    @k4yblessed 3 роки тому +10

    14:00 me and my friends have already made that joke up
    everytime you shoot the gun, instead of a bang, its a moan

  • @theamazingincrediblespider9689
    @theamazingincrediblespider9689 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you for the "Uncle Touchy's Nake Puzzle Basement" reference. You are now my favorite.

  • @magentamovie6520
    @magentamovie6520 3 роки тому +75

    4:25 THIS is not true, it came from a JacksFilms video where he made fake facts.

    • @atomicpunch1990
      @atomicpunch1990 3 роки тому

      Dude! No way 😂!!!

    • @F1NN1SH
      @F1NN1SH 3 роки тому +7

      According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.”
      So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.

    • @wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179
      @wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179 3 роки тому

      @@F1NN1SH nice

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI 3 роки тому +4

      Ur just making that up so your students don't blame you for a war crime

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Рік тому

      @@F1NN1SH the Geneva convention only applies in war

  • @danieljones6304
    @danieljones6304 3 роки тому +129

    Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.

  • @Komunisticky.Zaluzie
    @Komunisticky.Zaluzie 3 роки тому +46

    8:40 I am gonna count it for you mate. It'l be under the next r/CursedComments

  • @Itsappuru
    @Itsappuru 3 роки тому +4

    13:52 UwUzi Primary, AheaGlock Secondary

  • @violetmarinaayis
    @violetmarinaayis 3 роки тому +13

    1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too.
    Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.

  • @Ray-xl8jv
    @Ray-xl8jv 3 роки тому +28

    Guys here's a game we can play.
    It's called.
    Guess the owner of the voice as they all sound the same.
    Edit: Except Lexi.

    • @k3cplayz335
      @k3cplayz335 3 роки тому +3

      Except lexi

    • @Ray-xl8jv
      @Ray-xl8jv 3 роки тому +2

      @@k3cplayz335
      Yeah. Defiantly except lexi.

  • @ch0asu472
    @ch0asu472 3 роки тому +60

    Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog.
    ❤❤🦮🦮❤❤

    • @RucaDoo
      @RucaDoo 3 роки тому

      r/wsh

    • @memelord3986
      @memelord3986 2 роки тому

      @@RucaDoo not really, they’re just giving a plausible explanation

  • @Griffin050A1t
    @Griffin050A1t 3 роки тому +50

    FUN FACT:
    You have almost definitely swallowed a human tooth at some point and it may not have been your own

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483
    @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 3 роки тому +2

    Jasper: ◇ Humanity get help ◇
    Metal Jasper: ☆ They wont ☆

  • @user-qk6oe5uq7u
    @user-qk6oe5uq7u 2 роки тому +2

    13:17
    I'm guessing that the narrator knows where that character in pudding's profile is from
    because oh boy good luck doing that if it's Clownpeice

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 3 роки тому +123

    I am not holy anymore.

  • @meg654
    @meg654 3 роки тому +228

    Day 121 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

    • @davve23
      @davve23 3 роки тому +6

      make this the top comment everyone

    • @k3cplayz335
      @k3cplayz335 3 роки тому +1

      And so Shall I
      (Woops I mean *Insert funny reply*)

    • @kostan55
      @kostan55 3 роки тому

      Get my help, stranger

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 роки тому

      100th Like for no reason lol.

    • @gayce6662
      @gayce6662 3 роки тому

      I love the fact that that’s a thing

  • @synthestesia654
    @synthestesia654 3 роки тому +53

    Trump and Biden should have a third debate over Discord.

  • @rileykaanoi1297
    @rileykaanoi1297 2 роки тому +3

    Haha I now have a reason to watch every Emkay video with Robin in it

  • @PolterDev
    @PolterDev 3 роки тому +1

    School anti gun sign: No Guns
    Me: *has compund bow*
    I am probably now on a watchlist....

  • @Ruby-Doc
    @Ruby-Doc 3 роки тому +51

    *_[this might be cursed, but y'all are BLESSED]_*

  • @sethcataudella3146
    @sethcataudella3146 3 роки тому +12

    Oh, harder than you’d ever believe.
    It comes out like a jet-stream.

  • @optimisticnihilist7705
    @optimisticnihilist7705 3 роки тому +65

    " i don't cook 4 racists"
    But they taste good tho, especially the black one.

  • @oscarwilson5899
    @oscarwilson5899 3 роки тому +2

    5:07 fun fact you need to wash chicken eggs before putting them in compost if you have chickens because if they taste egg yolk and like it they will eat there eggs

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 3 роки тому +7

    "alexa: what is the maximum diameter of a human butthole" *Me, running over to hit the mute button on my echo" NO NO NO NO NO!

  • @mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540
    @mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540 3 роки тому +14

    13:14 well... My reddit prof pic is Carl wheezer t-posing

  • @blueberrynkitty8164
    @blueberrynkitty8164 3 роки тому +27

    i feel like i clicked too fast for this.

  • @Insertoriginalname.
    @Insertoriginalname. 3 роки тому +24

    I just finished watching a Cursed Comments.

  • @stevenchen995
    @stevenchen995 3 роки тому +7

    In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character

  • @Experiment121Archive
    @Experiment121Archive 3 роки тому +7

    13:16 - Bruh that guy has a Clownpiece pfp, absolute legend.

    • @jellsies
      @jellsies 2 роки тому

      I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @aMEZAingDom
    @aMEZAingDom 3 роки тому +15

    I just randomly got on UA-cam, I didn’t even get the notification, perfect timing👌

  • @Flartmoney96
    @Flartmoney96 3 роки тому +29

    Bro I’m here when this has 30 views in so early

    • @diamondjolt
      @diamondjolt 3 роки тому +2

      Here at 6.9k views, nice

    • @doctorplace7302
      @doctorplace7302 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @hannahkemarly6089
      @hannahkemarly6089 3 роки тому

      Mine says 219, but I watched the video through, so it's definitely way higher than when I clicked

  • @jack_kennedy
    @jack_kennedy 3 роки тому +13

    *Ah yes, this comment has no purpose, keep scrolling.*

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 роки тому +2

      I can comment on it Tho, try again for the useless comment challenge.

    • @jack_kennedy
      @jack_kennedy 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatonegaminglatias4345 I didn’t say you can’t reply, I said the comment has no purpose, you’re just wasting your time 😃

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 роки тому

      Hmm im interested in this comment now

  • @nahjustaverage
    @nahjustaverage 2 роки тому +6

    8:43 But out of EVERY joke on EmKay EVER it is about 46%

  • @fluffierbox4488
    @fluffierbox4488 3 роки тому +1

    10:09 I was literally looking at vina sky in another tab when I heard that

  • @arqm2200
    @arqm2200 3 роки тому +7

    I'm watching this while drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth what a pleasure it is

    • @k3cplayz335
      @k3cplayz335 3 роки тому +1

      ;-;

    • @bigfoot2639
      @bigfoot2639 3 роки тому

      how does it tastes? i'm glad you're *enjoying* it!

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust 3 роки тому

      At least it’s not pee.

    • @arqm2200
      @arqm2200 3 роки тому

      @@bigfoot2639 like mint with orange

    • @arqm2200
      @arqm2200 3 роки тому

      @@cupio-stardust damn u must have some gud story there

  • @eggseventy4905
    @eggseventy4905 3 роки тому +5

    I actually said the geneva convention line once, before I learned what the geneva convention actually does.

  • @masteroogwayfortubbo8538
    @masteroogwayfortubbo8538 3 роки тому +36

    "How many nazi memes have I read?"
    About 99.999999999999999909% have been nazi memes

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 2 роки тому +8

    EmKay casually became a naturally-born southerner as he read that furry meme

  • @primrose6732
    @primrose6732 Рік тому +7

    5:43 triggered my Alexa thank you EmKay my dad was in the next room and the Alexa was at max volume because it was playing music earlier

  • @giamello6812
    @giamello6812 3 роки тому +23

    Bro 48 seconds ago... Hii!!

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 роки тому +3

      Q: Why do you go to bed every night?
      A: Because the bed won't come to you!

    • @Nano-di1ig
      @Nano-di1ig 3 роки тому

      Bro 8 minutes ago... Hii!!

  • @davve23
    @davve23 3 роки тому +15

    YES THE BEZOS WILL PRAISE THE LORD YES KEANU REEVES YAYYYYY

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 роки тому

      Q: What has four wheels and flies?
      A: A garbage truck.

    • @davve23
      @davve23 3 роки тому

      @@jdwmyt i see you everywhere and im not complaining because those jokes make me chuckle

  • @marbenmin5878
    @marbenmin5878 3 роки тому +8

    5:35
    The diameter of an Amazon Echo is 3.9 inches.
    I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight...

  • @arandomlad4781
    @arandomlad4781 3 роки тому +2

    At 14:35 you can see that it was not a reddit meme but from the depths of hell

  • @oofdelarobloxlogue8890
    @oofdelarobloxlogue8890 2 роки тому +4

    4:52 i just realised why he grabbed the scissors
    what the fu-

  • @Pyram1dd
    @Pyram1dd 3 роки тому +11

    4:21 oh hey look it’s jacksfilms

  • @tumbleweed8293
    @tumbleweed8293 3 роки тому +9

    The only thing worse than stepping on a lego is falling backwards onto a charger block?

  • @celestialqueen3289
    @celestialqueen3289 3 роки тому +8

    5:58 , when you realize superman and super girl are cousins..... O.o

  • @FrisktheFurret
    @FrisktheFurret 2 роки тому +2

    Actually the dog is the emergency toilet paper delivery guy.

  • @Luckless7127
    @Luckless7127 3 роки тому +4

    8:50 every place is a drive-through if you go quick enough.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 3 роки тому +7

    5:19 does he really deserve a popular game as a memorial? He was skating… _in the train track_
    Definitely not the brightest bulb.

  • @fireyleafy4512
    @fireyleafy4512 3 роки тому +3

    11:33 Matthew, what do you mean how do straight people have sex?you see, when a man and a woman love each other, they have babies...

    • @Maximus5641
      @Maximus5641 10 місяців тому

      when there's a doughnut and a banana

  • @ProtogenicToaster
    @ProtogenicToaster 3 роки тому +1

    At 8:00 i saw this and looked at the ad under the vid it was for the invincible series the pic was was of the main character (idk the name the one in the meme "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power") and his face was covered in blood

  • @sour.patchkids7045
    @sour.patchkids7045 3 роки тому +2

    14:46 is when he starts to tell my childhood

  • @gayce6662
    @gayce6662 3 роки тому +6

    You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving once
    You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

  • @emilyburingrud2
    @emilyburingrud2 3 роки тому +6

    5:37
    my Alexa answered that and I didn’t realize she was turned all the way up by my little brother who wanted to listen to kids bop earlier. yikes.

    • @InSammity
      @InSammity 3 роки тому +2

      Kids bop haven't heard of that name in years

    • @themis467
      @themis467 3 роки тому +2

      time to leave the country

  • @infinityarcangel5972
    @infinityarcangel5972 3 роки тому +4

    3:52
    OH STEP SPONSOR
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING

  • @marcsimmons3102
    @marcsimmons3102 3 роки тому +2

    3:30 scientifically on the food chain we are between pigs and anchovies

  • @teletubbie-chan9061
    @teletubbie-chan9061 3 роки тому +1

    8:15 funny thing is that Bryan Cranston said that

  • @abbyweichman444
    @abbyweichman444 3 роки тому +5

    Dude I literally died laughing when he yelled "IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS"

  • @chihirofujisaki9520
    @chihirofujisaki9520 3 роки тому +7

    emkay is always so fun to watch and makes me laugh every day .don’t stop making people laugh.

  • @TosinMemes
    @TosinMemes 3 роки тому +5

    Me: the dog was bald
    Everyone: hold up

  • @incognitosegbhdjason6188
    @incognitosegbhdjason6188 3 роки тому

    2:36 before that time stamp I got a Berkeley complete cold and flu liquid medication ad hahaha

  • @sins9604
    @sins9604 3 роки тому +4

    14:15 ngl that scared me for a hot second

  • @aetheralmeowstic2392
    @aetheralmeowstic2392 3 роки тому +4

    0:59 You do know that Ash and Misty were originally supposed to get together at the end of Indigo League, right? The original ending was a flash forward to Ash and Misty seven years later with a triumphant fanfare playing in the background, their daughter reaching out to take Pikachu's hand.

  • @CultOfMystical
    @CultOfMystical 3 роки тому +4

    Robin is always the one suffering, yet he makes us all suffer for revenge

  • @Swagpion
    @Swagpion 3 роки тому +3

    13:20 that is clownpiece a character from touhou, she could be his wifu

  • @azfarhadwan4902
    @azfarhadwan4902 3 роки тому +2

    6:10 *the bully get called by teacher*
    The bully when he see the kid that tells the teacher: oh boy here i go killing again.

  • @princepepe4049
    @princepepe4049 3 роки тому +1

    9:13 There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana, and then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho.

  • @adamudvarhelyi1099
    @adamudvarhelyi1099 3 роки тому +4

    8:38
    Can we just stop and pay respect to the number of upvotes...

  • @militaryprovidence230
    @militaryprovidence230 3 роки тому +11

    I love these memes while i do online classes

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 3 роки тому +9

    1:58
    When he said spade I thought he was talking about the spade suit in cards and thought “that’s not really that bad a tattoo” but no he meant spade as in spade and neutered.

  • @atomic6014
    @atomic6014 3 роки тому +1

    “imagine your profile picture picture screwing you”
    no, how about no

  • @rhubb7066
    @rhubb7066 3 роки тому +5

    3:08
    Undertale in a nutshell

  • @Bosatron-cg6el
    @Bosatron-cg6el 3 роки тому +7

    What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
    My Basement

  • @hiikariart
    @hiikariart 3 роки тому +6

    13:19
    technically pudding's profile picture is the same as wubba's

    • @anne_6052
      @anne_6052 3 роки тому +1

      and its clownpiece

    • @hiikariart
      @hiikariart 3 роки тому +1

      @@anne_6052 yea lmao

  • @spacegriffin1446
    @spacegriffin1446 3 роки тому +4

    5:44 just realized this was from that neo-nazi comic bruv. (it came back to the nazis)

  • @dominiktoser8531
    @dominiktoser8531 3 роки тому +2

    3:16
    I HAVE THAT KIND OF VR HEADSET
    it only works with no controller games

  • @texasred5250
    @texasred5250 3 роки тому

    14:32 that’s honestly so true but I don’t hear gunshots that often so...

  • @darealmrman2266
    @darealmrman2266 2 роки тому +4

    2:15
    Me, who uses a hose:
    "I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!"

    • @CourierCat-2
      @CourierCat-2 8 місяців тому +3

      YOU USE A WHAT?

    • @darealmrman2266
      @darealmrman2266 8 місяців тому

      @@CourierCat-2 yea I use a hose. Tp is quite disgusting