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КОМЕНТАРІ • 4 тис.

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 4 роки тому +3472

    "It always comes back to Hitler, doesn't it?"
    YES. YES IT DOES.

  • @DarthSateus
    @DarthSateus 4 роки тому +5071

    Redditor: "I made a funny comment"
    EmKay: "Was it a Hitler jo-"
    Redditor: "Its a Hitler joke...."

    • @notartist2583
      @notartist2583 4 роки тому +83

      I hate the fact this is true

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 4 роки тому +58

      The only ways the cursed comments can get good after a round of Prorn memes without the sauce,is the Hitler jokes

    • @R3dpl4yz142
      @R3dpl4yz142 4 роки тому +1

      Aka thanks I love it

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 роки тому +17

      I do nazi an issue with that

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 3 роки тому

      16:36 hehehe

  • @hectorjaimes6132
    @hectorjaimes6132 4 роки тому +1234

    Imagine if you are cursed, now whenever you try to swear, you scream at the top of your lungs.

    • @tord6725
      @tord6725 4 роки тому +54

      Scream as in “AHHHHH” or scream the word?

    • @DawnDDT
      @DawnDDT 4 роки тому +39

      *infinite demon screeching*

    • @parthivhariharan8677
      @parthivhariharan8677 4 роки тому +11

      oh god i saw that part

    • @hectorjaimes6132
      @hectorjaimes6132 4 роки тому +23

      @@tord6725 Just screaming

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +16

      Shut the AHHHHHHHHH up

  • @someonenamedtoby
    @someonenamedtoby 3 роки тому +198

    2:04 as a Skyrim fan, this person is correct. If you are confused, in Skyrim you are able to pickpocket any item from an npc’s inventory meaning that if “Boobs” was an item, you could steal it from someone. I’m surprised I didn’t notice this first

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому +5

      Are they edible?

    • @someonenamedtoby
      @someonenamedtoby 3 роки тому +6

      @@MouldMadeMind I'd say it's probably just armour

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 роки тому +1

      @@someonenamedtoby that gives b**b armour a new meaning.
      Also f*ck u youtube.

    • @greatestbud750
      @greatestbud750 2 роки тому +2

      r/Cursedcomments

    • @ObamaMpreg
      @ObamaMpreg Рік тому +4

      Top surgery

  • @flamible25
    @flamible25 4 роки тому +1546

    "Mary had a little lamb,
    It's heart was black as coal
    It crept into her room one night
    And ate her fucking soul."
    this is my favourite bit lmao

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 роки тому +29

      Yeah

    • @Scp--op7ub
      @Scp--op7ub 3 роки тому +29

      *A M E R I C A*

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 роки тому +33

      @@Scp--op7ub ngl this would be better if instead of coal it was oil but I’ll take it

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 3 роки тому +17

      @@ota3933 4:25

    • @fluttershy1529
      @fluttershy1529 3 роки тому +10

      Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
      One day it saw quite a bit of red in a factory Mary ate some lamb she accidentally ate her pet lamb then there was a small doggy small doggy she went to fetch a bone for the doggy when she bent down the doggy gave her a bone of his but he saw a stick come out of the dress out the dress out the dress and now the poor lady became fast food for us

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 4 роки тому +1577

    ...
    Hey Siri, is it possible to die twice?

    • @orlandoexistant4339
      @orlandoexistant4339 4 роки тому +67

      "How much milk is a lethal dose?"

    • @brsky4224
      @brsky4224 4 роки тому +40

      It is if you die right after being revived in a hospital

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami 4 роки тому +24

      Yes, I have already. 2020 is a challenge.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 роки тому +19

      Technically yes
      In my believes

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 роки тому +2

      I did it, it was hard but i did it.
      But why tf am i still alive

  • @dimandqueen4693
    @dimandqueen4693 4 роки тому +693

    what my christian school taught me was adam and eve had daughters that they didnt talk about because they were not important to the story

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 роки тому +87

      I mean, they only gave birth to the first peoples ever. Its not like, _that_ significant. :/

    • @ebolaevd-2710
      @ebolaevd-2710 4 роки тому +55

      Sweet Home Alabama

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 4 роки тому +51

      Ah so that's why we are all fucked up

    • @weepingwillow3562
      @weepingwillow3562 4 роки тому +19

      I spit my water when I saw your profile pic

    • @blackmajick1107
      @blackmajick1107 4 роки тому +14

      Or Eve slept with.......

  • @emeraldadventurer254
    @emeraldadventurer254 3 роки тому +180

    joke: uses a word in the english language
    Emkay: my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 3 роки тому

      what?

    • @emeraldadventurer254
      @emeraldadventurer254 3 роки тому +7

      @@HitTheFloor16 I'm talking about a trend I noticed where if a joke he reads is even slightly unfunny or predictable, he mocks it like it's the worst joke he's ever seen in his life. Like 11:35 for example

    • @CriticalCipher
      @CriticalCipher 3 роки тому +1

      @@emeraldadventurer254 Hanging with someone like Breezy for quite afew years would do that to you

    • @cerealamog
      @cerealamog 2 роки тому +1

      @@emeraldadventurer254 yeah cuz it wasnt funny lmao

    • @rwholemilkisgood5050
      @rwholemilkisgood5050 2 роки тому

      @@cerealamog I mean he could at least try, this is why Damien is the best narrator

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 4 роки тому +4237

    Somehow, I am getting Rick Astley's song as ads now. Just why.

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 4 роки тому +224

      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    • @melitopiia4730
      @melitopiia4730 4 роки тому +208

      @@getaround1276 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

    • @Ace_0fSpades
      @Ace_0fSpades 4 роки тому +178

      Rickrolled by the FBI

    • @loboxpc98
      @loboxpc98 4 роки тому +166

      @@melitopiia4730 Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 4 роки тому +39

      They are at every corner...

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +5711

    Yes comrades, let us restore glorious Soviet Union. Beloved motherland

    • @Otterifcation
      @Otterifcation 4 роки тому +295

      No you deep fried potato

    • @Suikogiru
      @Suikogiru 4 роки тому +565

      The person: Korean
      The subject of the comment: Russian
      Me: Filipino
      The video's language: English
      MR. WORLDWIDE

    • @chaseyluvsuuuu
      @chaseyluvsuuuu 4 роки тому +40

      No❤️

    • @michaelbeef5468
      @michaelbeef5468 4 роки тому +126

      daddy Kim may I pretty please have the launch codes 🥺

    • @creativename773
      @creativename773 4 роки тому +49

      @@Suikogiru me: Brazilian
      MR. WORLDWIDE

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 4 роки тому +205

    11:00 fun fact I once read that uranium CAN be used as a catalyst in fireworks as it will function the same as the normal catalyst (which I can’t remember). But it’s extremely toxic and a terrible idea.

  • @gregorycooley2025
    @gregorycooley2025 3 роки тому +36

    Emkay: I thought you had to be 21 to buy pistols
    me:I can still shove the barrel of a rifle in my mouth if I wanted to

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +273

    True, you can never get enough. Fried pickles and ranch is a legendary combo

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 роки тому +5

      I don't like ranch

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t know, fried pickles and cherry jello is a pretty good combo

    • @blend0ne.
      @blend0ne. 4 роки тому +10

      I believe that everyone has a opinion and shouldn't be judged on them, *but this I believe that you should be imprisoned*

    • @Nox-Miles
      @Nox-Miles 4 роки тому

      Bro you got brain damage

    • @chesmond3737
      @chesmond3737 4 роки тому +3

      fried anything and ranch is delicious.

  • @chaospuggle6475
    @chaospuggle6475 4 роки тому +95

    "Goku just because we found you in the woods as a kid doesn't mean you can go around kidnapping children!"-Krillen

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 роки тому +2

      I recognize the quote but why did you say it

    • @chaospuggle6475
      @chaospuggle6475 4 роки тому +2

      Because I can?
      Edit I remembered it was the cat bringing home the kitten after being sterilized one that made me think of that!

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 роки тому +2

      @@chaospuggle6475 I was bout to act up cuz of your first reply but glad you cleared it up before that.

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 4 роки тому +276

    If Damien played Yugioh, his ace would be: "Number 106: Giant Hand"

    • @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd
      @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd 4 роки тому +4

      Or he just play a H.A.T deck

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 роки тому +1

      My skystriker shizuku and kagari with 25 spells in my graveyard:
      Lol

    • @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd
      @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd 4 роки тому +1

      @@thorodinson292 different format my guy....

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 роки тому +1

      @@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd I just got the joke, oh my god, I'm an idiot. Let my comment be a testimony of my stupidity.

    • @ChippieSandwich
      @ChippieSandwich 4 роки тому +2

      YES!

  • @gort6969
    @gort6969 3 роки тому +20

    I love it when Robin swears in this video. The screams get me every time

  • @aaliyahjames2905
    @aaliyahjames2905 4 роки тому +394

    Fun Fact: My reading period class was about to learn about Katherine on the day before she died, my teacher was doing research on her. One time she was alive, she looked her up the next day and she had died. I guess you could say she was fresh meat.

    • @Polisheed
      @Polisheed 3 роки тому +5

      WHAT

    • @rozelia_the_octo06
      @rozelia_the_octo06 2 роки тому +3

      AYO? Also I signed her 100th Birthday banner up at the NASA museum a few years ago with my brother.

    • @aaliyahjames2905
      @aaliyahjames2905 2 роки тому +1

      @@rozelia_the_octo06 thats really cool! I bet it was fun :)

    • @ifixtrees
      @ifixtrees 2 роки тому +2

      r/cursedcomments

    • @isaacbyrne2554
      @isaacbyrne2554 Рік тому +1

      Live bait

  • @BlueOysterStan
    @BlueOysterStan 4 роки тому +135

    “Face first, *AHH* second.”

  • @michaelmyers5496
    @michaelmyers5496 4 роки тому +357

    I’m at the “I just want a nice car” part. My truck sucks. Both as in it’s terrible and it sucks gasoline like it’s nothing.

  • @atav7402
    @atav7402 3 роки тому +19

    “ Face first, dAHHHHHHHHHHHHHk second”

  • @mathewgoquesan3322
    @mathewgoquesan3322 4 роки тому +88

    7:36 that scream censor caught me off guard and now I'm laughing till my kidneys form stones.
    Edit: today's cursed comments were so bad, i need to play "Sleep, O jesus" to purify my ears.

  • @slmhnTR
    @slmhnTR 4 роки тому +155

    todays bad news: youtube has stopped at all of the world like 2 hours
    bruh

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 роки тому +4

      Not just youtube, the whole internet.

    • @void1313
      @void1313 4 роки тому +3

      i was asleep 0_0

    • @slmhnTR
      @slmhnTR 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheOneGaming0 its normal :)

    • @FennekinTheFennekin
      @FennekinTheFennekin 3 роки тому +1

      @Adolf Hitler Why do people make jokes about you everywhere?

  • @envious4890
    @envious4890 4 роки тому +244

    I has to replay the intro because I didn’t see that Hitler said “one legend to another”

  • @ianblair783
    @ianblair783 3 роки тому +366

    *sees a meme format I made* HEY WAIT
    *This is the highest honor a mortal can be gifted*

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 роки тому +7

      Which one was it

    • @ianblair783
      @ianblair783 3 роки тому +6

      @@ketchupchan89113:34

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 роки тому +4

      @@ianblair783 nice

    • @myhamsterflewaway55
      @myhamsterflewaway55 3 роки тому +3

      @Ian Blair nice

    • @AAreign69
      @AAreign69 3 роки тому +5

      I made the template of "He's out of line but he's right" but I didn't make any meme out of it so it means I didn't create it

  • @rukitomikutochi8764
    @rukitomikutochi8764 4 роки тому +404

    I've always thought Caesar dressing and Ranch were the exact same dressing, just renamed and made to be difficult to get.
    I can't stand blue cheese though.

    • @Katie-vg3jn
      @Katie-vg3jn 4 роки тому +11

      Caesar is definitely different, both good though and yeah screw blue cheese

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @gx555x
      @gx555x 4 роки тому +9

      Blue cheese is a gigantic failure of the human race.

    • @archevenault
      @archevenault 4 роки тому +7

      @@gx555x blue cheese is just regular cheese that no one cared about

    • @just_cattttt1620
      @just_cattttt1620 4 роки тому +2

      @@archevenault just like me

  • @brianna5516
    @brianna5516 4 роки тому +248

    Mary had a little lamb
    Click click bam
    No more lamb.

    • @ringydingy
      @ringydingy 4 роки тому +9

      Whadya gonna do now Mary?? It's God's lamb now!!

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 4 роки тому +13

      Mary had a little lamb
      It's meat was soft as snow

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 4 роки тому +6

      Mary Had a Little Lamb it was no ordinary lamb for it was possessed by the devil himself at night it would creep into her room and start the process

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 роки тому +5

      @@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      Mary had a little lamb
      It’s skin was soft as snow
      She crept into its room one night
      And killed it with a hoe

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 3 роки тому +1

      @@Fenrir90918 you mean her mom

  • @lilicrozma
    @lilicrozma 4 роки тому +40

    That kid might have played grass, but I weaseled my way into being the flat earth to avoid actual acting. The costume was lower effort too, as I just drew a flat earth and taped to my head

  • @gyrozeppeli7869
    @gyrozeppeli7869 3 роки тому +11

    Being on reddit is like manga,
    watching emkay is like the anime.

  • @mountaingamer2540
    @mountaingamer2540 4 роки тому +446

    If the Soviet Union ever comes back it should be called the Soviet reunion
    Edit: I didn’t think this would be this popular thanks

  • @kittycatzuka
    @kittycatzuka 4 роки тому +62

    I saw the post at 4:20 and my brain immediately went:
    "Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two chunks of bread."

  • @dense9180
    @dense9180 4 роки тому +69

    Adopts child as gift and gives to girlfriend.

  • @darkangel_1978
    @darkangel_1978 2 роки тому +4

    I lost it over, "She tried to out pizza the hut." I couldn't stop laughing for about 2 minutes.

  • @Acenikeyize
    @Acenikeyize 4 роки тому +115

    "Why is mine red"
    You got the carnage symbiote fool

    • @lazarlol4132
      @lazarlol4132 4 роки тому

      69th like, reporting it for no reason whatsoever

    • @Acenikeyize
      @Acenikeyize 4 роки тому +1

      @@lazarlol4132 untill you made this comment i had no idea i got this much attention on this stupid as comment

    • @jtg7496
      @jtg7496 4 роки тому

      why is mine changing colors

    • @perfyyy7262
      @perfyyy7262 4 роки тому +2

      @@jtg7496 you got the gay symbiote fool

    • @jtg7496
      @jtg7496 4 роки тому +1

      @@perfyyy7262 you fool, ive had it since last year

  • @theshadows9377
    @theshadows9377 4 роки тому +189

    So I tapped this video and it said it was posted a “minute ago” but it has been an hour. I was hoping I found this video and clicked it while it was fresh

  • @jakes.4147
    @jakes.4147 4 роки тому +228

    “What kind of villain LOSES after attacking a high school?”
    Well... I can think of a couple...

    • @glitcxhie
      @glitcxhie 4 роки тому +5

      ... same..

    • @ralvolvi7668
      @ralvolvi7668 4 роки тому +34

      Take me for example. I was only able to empty a few mags before the police made it in

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 4 роки тому +11

      @@ralvolvi7668 Hold the F up

    • @myatthu7165
      @myatthu7165 4 роки тому +6

      @@ralvolvi7668 Hole up..

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 роки тому +3

      @@ralvolvi7668 Burger

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 роки тому +23

    9:54
    can confirm, i'm on my daily one hour of internet right now, the wifi is surprisingly good in the basement

    • @ream1622
      @ream1622 3 роки тому +2

      Hey hey pass the dust bunny, I'm getting bored in this corner

  • @R1davies
    @R1davies 4 роки тому +574

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She bought it as a trinket.
    She put it in the liquidizer,
    So everyone could drink it.
    Update: Thank you to everyone for your digit presses. Loving the original comments and replies. Keep them coming.

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 роки тому +49

      Mary had a little lamb
      It’s pelt was soft as snow
      She crept into the barn one night
      And killed it with a hoe

    • @R1davies
      @R1davies 3 роки тому +43

      @@Fenrir90918 Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch the poor dog a bone,
      but when she bent over, along came old Rover and gave her a bone of his own.

    • @user-yc8jr8qh9l
      @user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 роки тому +16

      wHA

    • @someoneidk6303
      @someoneidk6303 3 роки тому +12

      @@R1davies 👀

    • @user-kg2do7hx4e
      @user-kg2do7hx4e 3 роки тому +8

      @@R1davies uh oh

  • @Kasgrenblrgh
    @Kasgrenblrgh 4 роки тому +243

    Me:sees thumbnail
    Also me: ITS A BOY- oh wait nevermind

  • @Estelle9405
    @Estelle9405 4 роки тому +187

    ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ₜₕₑ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ₒ𝒻 ʳ ᵃ ⁿ ᶜ ʰ

    • @user-mx6kq1bo8w
      @user-mx6kq1bo8w 3 роки тому +3

      WHAaT

    • @michaelfulton5773
      @michaelfulton5773 3 роки тому +2

      Ye

    • @purplealpaca9278
      @purplealpaca9278 3 роки тому

      *R A N C H*

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 роки тому

      Hell yea

    • @nekoatsumr7716
      @nekoatsumr7716 3 роки тому

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  • @megaman37456
    @megaman37456 3 роки тому +4

    "Oh but when I do it, it's kidnapping and I'm no longer allowed at Chuck E Cheese!"
    Me: Ok calm down William Afton.

  • @ObsessionNumber39438
    @ObsessionNumber39438 4 роки тому +179

    A phobia of long word's is called: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 4 роки тому +13

      Seems ironic.🙄👻

    • @huang111
      @huang111 4 роки тому +29

      @@zimmygirl777 that’s the point

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 4 роки тому +7

      Great Hylia...

    • @nevergonnaupload
      @nevergonnaupload 4 роки тому +19

      Lol that was my year 8 grade 7 spelling word along with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, rhombicsidodecahedron, antidisestablishmentarianism, antidisestablishmentairianist, supercalifragilisticesmealidocious, floccinaucinihilipilification, honorificabilitudinitatibus, incomprehensibilties, taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
      We chose our own words just to flex on how well we could spell.

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 4 роки тому +6

      @@huang111They gave it that name to troll people.😑👻

  • @EDENCHANNELOFFICIAL
    @EDENCHANNELOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +133

    *when Recommended is faster than Notifications*

  • @pencilRC1
    @pencilRC1 4 роки тому +27

    11:10 the girl who streams video games all day: crying thumbs up cat

  • @theblob2937
    @theblob2937 3 роки тому +11

    4:27
    Her spirit drove the lamb insane
    And what it came to know,
    Was no matter how it sounds,
    No high is worth the low.

  • @daphne6443
    @daphne6443 4 роки тому +48

    When you get to your favorite channel 16 minutes early

  • @iwasDJYukey
    @iwasDJYukey 4 роки тому +168

    i'm at the "i want to be a famous artist" one. i got the artist part down, just gotta be famous, which, if i just keep making good content,will happen one day!

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 4 роки тому +1

      Hi ur sooo cool

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 4 роки тому +2

      @@Slxmpfxck thanks!

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 4 роки тому +4

      @@iwasDJYukey ur welcome have a goood day or night

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 4 роки тому +2

      @@Slxmpfxck you too!

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 4 роки тому +1

      @Joshua Kohlstrom thanks for the support! (i didn't expect to get any support from this lmao)

  • @manwithnoname1120
    @manwithnoname1120 4 роки тому +28

    10:05 And THIS one is a plot for a Cyanide and Happiness short!

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 роки тому +1

      @Jack B why their funny and entertaining

  • @WishGender
    @WishGender 3 роки тому +2

    1:42 HAHA! i didn't realize that was an actual image! I've seen it as one of those draw the squad things lol

  • @Cube_in_a_Tophat
    @Cube_in_a_Tophat 4 роки тому +13

    Honestly the funniest part of this video was the keemstar scream to sensor swearing.

  • @charlesotoole1588
    @charlesotoole1588 4 роки тому +47

    When there talking about adam and eve at 8:23 we are all technically related to one another

    • @star_the_silly_real
      @star_the_silly_real 3 роки тому +7

      I’m guessing they were created in Alabama weren’t they...

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 роки тому +2

      @@star_the_silly_real
      Technically were all probably related because after this massive volcano eruption a few hundred thousand years ago there were only about 70 humans left alive. In the entire world.
      So, pretty sure we're all related.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 роки тому

      @KW -
      Back a few hundred thousand years ago a massive volcano erupted and almost made humans extinct. We were left with about 70 pairs of humans capable of of reproduction. The margin for repopulation to avoid inbreeding is 100 people, although I'm not sure if that's 50 pairs of humans or 100, it wasn't very clear.
      Anyways, we're either all somewhat related, or humanity barely scraped past the margin for enough genetic diversity to reproduce without inbreeding. And judging from the intelligence of the average citizens in Florida, it appears to have been the further.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 роки тому +1

      @KW -
      I'm not sure I want to believe it, but ok

    • @Jamsybob
      @Jamsybob 3 роки тому +1

      So basically everyone's is my distant cousin??? Or aunt or uncle???

  • @Little_T95
    @Little_T95 3 роки тому +25

    Some of these comments are helping me understand why my mom doesn’t let me on Reddit lol

  • @Agender_Moon
    @Agender_Moon 3 роки тому +46

    Redditor: "I've never broken a bone in my life."
    Me: "Well aren't you lucky, I've broken every one of my bones in my arms and legs! Barely even hurts if you break enough tbh, though the doctors may start getting annoyed at you after some time." (And I'm sorry recovery girl I cant help the fact that I break bones every day T^T)

  • @SephConUno
    @SephConUno 4 роки тому +52

    The Basement jokes in Cursed Comments are getting really Stale

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 роки тому +6

      Just like the smell of the basement.

    • @Iris-su2wx
      @Iris-su2wx 4 роки тому +5

      Just like the bodies in my basement

    • @alijarivera5877
      @alijarivera5877 4 роки тому +4

      Who ever said they were jokes?

  • @reinhardtwilhelm835
    @reinhardtwilhelm835 4 роки тому +30

    I think Robin has grown immune to r/CursedComments.

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 4 роки тому +71

    EmKay discovered a new element: Corsium.

  • @jhonmcsoup9586
    @jhonmcsoup9586 3 роки тому +6

    12:44 As a car guy I can confirm that most car guys absolutely hate that shit

  • @notch2157
    @notch2157 4 роки тому +67

    Teachers to girls
    Girl: literally stabs someone 100 times
    Teacher:oh here’s a warning
    Teachers to boys
    Boy:literally leans over
    Teacher: 1000000000000 years of detention.

    • @pampena3645
      @pampena3645 4 роки тому +2

      Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @No1AsakaKaorifan
      @No1AsakaKaorifan 4 роки тому

      @@pampena3645 YES

    • @beaniboi8009
      @beaniboi8009 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao my teacher punished the whole group cause a girl put on perfume. Wtf

    • @lazarlol4132
      @lazarlol4132 4 роки тому +1

      24 people watching this are kids...
      Edit: 32

    • @arsenicfhalx9719
      @arsenicfhalx9719 4 роки тому

      can confirm. i cant go back.

  • @clikcy_
    @clikcy_ 4 роки тому +16

    10:00 Now that's what I call "Shotgun Farmers" IRL.

  • @jioshii2033
    @jioshii2033 4 роки тому +16

    *me holding a sniper, aiming for my neighbor head*
    12:35:
    Me: well, f*ck

  • @EngineerAAJ
    @EngineerAAJ 2 роки тому +3

    "Next video. Restoring the Soviet Union" - Vamsi Vishwanath. I think this guy had some inside info on Putin....

  • @gavinmerasty8369
    @gavinmerasty8369 4 роки тому +27

    "Face first-"
    *"ÀÁÂÅÅ"*
    "Second"

    • @Series_ime
      @Series_ime 4 роки тому +3

      I was looking for a comment that was on About this thank you

  • @Dake-gw6it
    @Dake-gw6it 4 роки тому +15

    Alternate cursed comment: Thank god he cant make anymore versions of him that will do the same thing

  • @megumades8796
    @megumades8796 4 роки тому +51

    5:15 I’ve seen enough hentai to know what anime characters look like without clothes
    Me: IVE GONE BEOND... THE ULTIMATE... PERVERT HAAAAA

  • @sonxicor8921
    @sonxicor8921 Рік тому +2

    8:24 fun fact Adam and Eve actually had 1 daughter(only 1 though which is terrifying knowing how many sons they had)

  • @atomic1354
    @atomic1354 4 роки тому +5

    I really love the scream effect you put when you have to say a bad word

  • @PixelTrainer.
    @PixelTrainer. 4 роки тому +14

    1:11 "I'm outta here man"
    That's what the blue guy said when he realized that wasn't the sun-

    • @Rarrinn
      @Rarrinn 4 роки тому

      Just Alexa doing her job.

  • @timpeter987
    @timpeter987 4 роки тому +34

    11:00 im lowkey raging about "corseium"
    It's caesium you ducking muppet

    • @krystal_vector5412
      @krystal_vector5412 3 роки тому +2

      I think he just misread it cuz the font was pretty jpeg'ed but yeah, it hit like a jarring note in a familiar song

    • @deku976
      @deku976 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @thebluerover4517
      @thebluerover4517 3 роки тому

      CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL

    • @deku976
      @deku976 3 роки тому

      @@thebluerover4517 I'm good, just a little annoyed really

  • @daxterthefox
    @daxterthefox 6 місяців тому +1

    do you guys love it when emkay gives you enough time to enjoy and screenshot the images they show?

  • @ton10p
    @ton10p 4 роки тому +12

    how i respond to the 1 penny to 1000$
    "oh so thats why their no longer part of legal currency"

  • @king_-zk3io
    @king_-zk3io 4 роки тому +16

    12:44 win-win situation, the police wont have time to stop you aswell since they will be beating their 🥩 aswell!

  • @omosanii_basil
    @omosanii_basil 4 роки тому +13

    *The random dude in the comments: Remove the "think" and I agree. *Me not getting it so I go back to see where they put the word think: oh T-T

  • @nicholasberrie4258
    @nicholasberrie4258 2 роки тому +4

    2:37 that guy now
    I should not have said that

  • @mintyfresh9311
    @mintyfresh9311 3 роки тому +12

    When he said "like ranch" at the start, as an Iowan I felt represented

    • @kylemerrill5642
      @kylemerrill5642 3 роки тому

      Ranch ranch

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому

      ah yes, you are lowan, but there's a Filipino flag

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 3 роки тому

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 I literally always get comments like this, I'm just a nerd who likes learning about cultures, and I got a soft spot for the Philippines

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому

      @@mintyfresh9311 idk what are lowans i never heard that word

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 3 роки тому

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 it's a small state (population) in the United States

  • @megannewcombe9314
    @megannewcombe9314 3 роки тому +5

    Mans called caesium "corsium" and it was the funniest part of the whole video

  • @MEJP2
    @MEJP2 4 роки тому +14

    Ima hide in my basement until this subreddit doesn’t need to exist anymore

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 4 роки тому

      I agree, cursed images is so much better.

    • @Æ2447-2
      @Æ2447-2 4 роки тому

      You have been declared dead please come out

    • @scuffed5422
      @scuffed5422 4 роки тому

      Basement fuck

    • @MEJP2
      @MEJP2 4 роки тому +1

      Can y’all stop?

  • @jonathansmithers2763
    @jonathansmithers2763 3 роки тому

    crime: °exists°
    me, for literally no reason: °uncontrolable laughter°

  • @moondropgrape
    @moondropgrape 3 роки тому +7

    this sub has a grand total of 4 jokes, and that's being generous

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 роки тому +8

    0:11
    Well he is a legend
    God is the only other person who killed that many people because he didn't like them

  • @arianamacias8062
    @arianamacias8062 4 роки тому +18

    This has nothing to do with the video but, I just got an ad of the Rick roll on this vid... I’ve never been Rick rolled before but I guess the ad ruined that for me.

  • @zombzcat
    @zombzcat 3 роки тому +1

    Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb Mary had a little lamb...
    And the doctor died of shock

  • @Fafr
    @Fafr 3 роки тому +11

    12:30 But in CSGO after blowing up a decoy barely deals any damage

  • @savysmarty8621
    @savysmarty8621 4 роки тому +8

    Hey it’s robin,
    And after reading this I feel like sobering up

  • @agostonpitlik8045
    @agostonpitlik8045 4 роки тому +5

    Toads: We love other Toads
    The Origami King: Helo

  • @WushyDev
    @WushyDev 2 роки тому

    4:21 reminds of something everyone would say at my school
    "Mary had a little lamb"
    *gun loading sounds*
    "Bam!"
    "No more lamb!"

  • @circuit-2925
    @circuit-2925 2 роки тому +2

    2:34 "good luck getting that to happen" - robin
    *putin wanting to restore the soviet union*

  • @TPK160
    @TPK160 4 роки тому +35

    Fun Fact: most Indians are born on there birthday

    • @SanLelo09
      @SanLelo09 4 роки тому

      You mean 'on'*.

    • @hosaam2398
      @hosaam2398 4 роки тому +5

      Hold on
      MOST??!!

    • @alishaw2454
      @alishaw2454 4 роки тому

      @@hosaam2398 yeah my best friend is an indian. she was born on her dog's birthday

    • @bb.7995
      @bb.7995 4 роки тому +1

      Their*

  • @wrigglingbatholith5810
    @wrigglingbatholith5810 4 роки тому +8

    The comment from before anyone could possibly watch the whole video feels so surreal.

  • @flowergirl2703
    @flowergirl2703 3 роки тому

    Robin: -just reviewing memes-
    Ad: -rickrolls me-
    Yes, an ad rickrolled me

  • @SeranStorme
    @SeranStorme 4 роки тому +135

    You know what would be great? r/explainafilmplotbadly.

    • @xronium
      @xronium 4 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 4 роки тому +3

      I mean it would but it wouldn’t at the same time

    • @allace8735
      @allace8735 4 роки тому +2

      Crackhead in new York while his dad ignores him is my favorite

    • @sannneeessdoyouwannahaveab7567
      @sannneeessdoyouwannahaveab7567 4 роки тому +2

      Yes
      FINALLY I SEE A REPLY THATS LESS THEN A MINUTE OLD
      Edit: bruh I saw another one

    • @Angie_299
      @Angie_299 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @the.cringe7873
    @the.cringe7873 4 роки тому +38

    The title: ITS A- um ITS NOT A BOY ANY MORE
    It’s dead

  • @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902
    @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902 4 роки тому +4

    Can we just appreciate that the editor didn't even bother to censor the logo on 17:36 but blocked off the large print???

  • @scientificapple69
    @scientificapple69 3 роки тому +1

    'Jesus Christ this was more painful than the time I got stabbed 23 times' really cracked me up

  • @goldenrodprime226
    @goldenrodprime226 4 роки тому +4

    “Face first, AAAAA- second.”

  • @lauren9536
    @lauren9536 4 роки тому +21

    Another argument? Like for yes

    • @nomeruim9633
      @nomeruim9633 4 роки тому +1

      So you stoped reseting huh

    • @daiyousei.1586
      @daiyousei.1586 4 роки тому

      @@nomeruim9633 resetting is for weakling, true men follow however the frick the timeline goes

    • @nomeruim9633
      @nomeruim9633 4 роки тому

      @@daiyousei.1586 genocide is my favorite :)

    • @lauren9536
      @lauren9536 4 роки тому +1

      Argument: Minecraft is better than Fortnite

  • @iarrived731
    @iarrived731 4 роки тому +49

    I took the entire stock of ranch, you can’t get anymore

  • @cmyk8964
    @cmyk8964 3 роки тому +1

    Caesium: _exists_
    narrator: Best I can do is coarsium

  • @akiraamamiya8483
    @akiraamamiya8483 4 роки тому +10

    7:34 scared the shit out of me xD

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 роки тому

      Distracted Headphones user?

    • @akiraamamiya8483
      @akiraamamiya8483 4 роки тому +1

      @@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA I paused right before it happened so first thing when I resumed was that scream which I didn't expect

  • @averagehumanperson
    @averagehumanperson 3 роки тому +2

    9:57 I like to think that Robin wasn't stereotyping but that he's just desperate for fashion advice. Someone pls help the poor guy.

  • @plasma9059
    @plasma9059 4 роки тому +8

    Ww2 veteran dies: everyone cries
    Me in the back: aye you like Minecraft

    • @deeznutz8616
      @deeznutz8616 4 роки тому

      Ahah hahah omg funny minecraft XD

    • @jakes.4147
      @jakes.4147 4 роки тому

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS REDDDIT MOMENR GUYS THIS IS SA RWDDDITT MOMENT GUYS REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT MOMENR HAHAHBA MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD REDDIT GOOD TIK TOK BAD

    • @deeznutz8616
      @deeznutz8616 4 роки тому

      @@jakes.4147 Exactly

    • @random_eli_fan3767
      @random_eli_fan3767 4 роки тому

      What tf is wrong with these replies

    • @deeznutz8616
      @deeznutz8616 4 роки тому +1

      @@random_eli_fan3767 the cringy joke the commenter made. Whats so funny about "Ay you like minecraft" so we decided reddit 100

  • @blast.507
    @blast.507 2 роки тому +1

    the two sentence sadness one is genuinely the saddest meme i've seen