Can I Beat Cell Stage Without Moving the Mouse?

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  • @EnlightenedEsoteric
    @EnlightenedEsoteric Рік тому +1951

    What's next, beating Spore without launching the game?

    • @WhirligigGirl
      @WhirligigGirl Рік тому +149

      the only winning move is not to play

    • @PeterBarnes2
      @PeterBarnes2 Рік тому +7

      Wouldn't that be almost easy with cheat engine or other external tools?

    • @EnlightenedEsoteric
      @EnlightenedEsoteric Рік тому +19

      @@PeterBarnes2 Using Cheat engine to launch the game?

    • @GorNaKat
      @GorNaKat Рік тому +8

      @@EnlightenedEsoteric And play the game in Cheat Engine too.

    • @judicatorhurayth1927
      @judicatorhurayth1927 Рік тому +4

      ​@@WhirligigGirl if you keep on trying
      Mindlessly keep playing~

  • @CrazedCobalt
    @CrazedCobalt Рік тому +96

    "Look Spode, no hands!"

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean Рік тому +40

    One category of explanation for the Fermi Paradox is the Time Elapsed Argument, or TEA. TEA is essentially a watered-down version of the Rare Earth hypothesis, arguing not that Earth has a few rare traits which are required to make life possible, but that it has several uncommon traits which allow it to arise and evolve more quickly. For instance, life on Earth is capable of mouse movement, which reduced the time taken for multicellular life to evolve from over 15 billion years to merely 2.1 billion years; this one factor enabled Earth life to evolve more than seven times as quickly, allowing its species to reach the Space Stage in half the lifetime of a typical yellow dwarf star.

  • @spicefae335
    @spicefae335 Рік тому +493

    i laughed so hard at the herbivore pitiful worm randomly getting a kill... they snapped
    thanks for continuing to think of and make interesting Spore videos years after the game's heyday. it's great to see that there's still an active community that loves this game!

    • @StarlitWitchy
      @StarlitWitchy Рік тому +42

      Even a worm will turn!!!

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 9 місяців тому

      It probably ate an egg

    • @Phobic_Nova
      @Phobic_Nova 4 місяці тому +1

      @@guilhermeteodosio40 it says it killed a megamouth, if you look at when the cursor hovers over the target icon in the timeline
      ... megamouths being some of the most well-armed cells in cell stage

    • @mytiliss682
      @mytiliss682 8 днів тому

      @@Phobic_Nova how can a herbivore do damage? Chaning elecrocut?

    • @Phobic_Nova
      @Phobic_Nova 8 днів тому

      @ i did not say it did, i just replied to a now-deleted comment that said it might have gotten an assist of sorts.

  • @mioszskrzynski7101
    @mioszskrzynski7101 Рік тому +785

    I am massively impressed by amount of work you put into the video. Well done

    • @KinglyValence
      @KinglyValence  Рік тому +68

      Thank you! Definitely my most ambitious editing project :D

    • @jorgejaimes2210
      @jorgejaimes2210 9 місяців тому +1

      *The video topic doesn't agree.*

  • @Swolegard
    @Swolegard Рік тому +170

    always appreciate when full subtitles are available, imo a clear indicator for someone who's passionate about their content!

  • @shr4pnel
    @shr4pnel Рік тому +78

    you make me yearn for those warm 2011 nights not even knowing of the existence of city stage playing spore past my bedtime lol

  • @LeoparDusk
    @LeoparDusk Рік тому +116

    Spitballing some future experiment/challenge video ideas, hopefully they aren’t repeats of stuff you’ve already done. Love your videos btw!
    *Can you beat…*
    - Cell stage as a carnivore without directly killing?
    - Creature stage without socializing or directly killing?
    - Tribal stage without any tools at all (only natural weapons)?
    - Civilization stage without a single spice geyser?
    - Space stage without buying any upgrades at all?
    - The entire game on a planet modified to be the most difficult possible?
    - _All of these at once?_
    *Can you…*
    - Kill an epic in creature stage? (I’d especially love to see this one)
    - _Become_ an epic?
    - Walk across the entire planet in a completely straight line in creature stage?
    - Wipe out your own empire in space stage?
    - Wipe out the Grox?
    - Use charmed epics to beat Civilization stage somehow?

    • @TheLeafcuter
      @TheLeafcuter Рік тому +39

      I know you can kill an epic in creature stage, but only if you manage to lure it into a nest where it'll be overwhelmed. I think it's best if you do it in your own nest as well, since they can't go extinct and would continuously spawn

    • @KinglyValence
      @KinglyValence  Рік тому +59

      Thank you!
      These are interesting ideas! Definitely some of these are in the works ;)
      Creature without killing/socializing other creatures could be done by eating eggs if that doesn't count as killing. Maybe worth experimenting with to figure out egg spawn rates!
      Space only needs Interstellar Drive 2 to reach the Center of the Galaxy, which I believe is the absolute minimum needed like I do here :) ua-cam.com/video/M6KMM7uwLkk/v-deo.html
      It's possible to fly/walk across the whole Creature Stage planet using the Sea Monster bypass glitch like in this video (at the end) :) ua-cam.com/video/Cx6DSzTVmto/v-deo.html
      When destroying our own Space Empire the game will automatically spawn a new city on our home planet when the last city is destroyed. I've seen mods to allow Planet Buster on the home planet, but it's not usually possible.
      I haven't actually worked with the charmed Epics in Civ very much, I should look into how those work more!

    • @roboticgamer8990
      @roboticgamer8990 Рік тому +13

      @@TheLeafcuter an alternate strategy I successfully used a long time ago was to use spit attacks and avoid getting hit long enough until its health eventually gets whittled down to 0.

    • @zelenpixel
      @zelenpixel Рік тому +5

      ive personally beat creature stage without socializing or killing (i literally just ate eggs the entire run it was Very Interesting), tribal stage without tools should probably be possible if your creatures offensive stats are good enough (ive had runs where i went without axes (i dont use other weapons) for a while and just relied on my creature's natural attacks), ive also killed a few epics in creature stage. so all of that is possible. neato

    • @DagothBob
      @DagothBob Рік тому +16

      I don't think you can become an epic, but in earlier patch versions of Spore there were reports of people being able to turn their befriended rogue animals into epics by killing epics until the game randomly assigned their teammate rogue to become the new one. I've never seen it happen myself, though.

  • @Bigzthegreat
    @Bigzthegreat Рік тому +15

    ah, you can evolve without a brain
    no wonder those blue herbivores with 1 flagella got so far

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift Рік тому +23

    The fact you're still making videos for Spore is amazing. Appreciate the subtitles, too!

  • @aaronmyers6686
    @aaronmyers6686 Рік тому +34

    A couple ideas:
    1. Can Cell Stage be beaten (automatically or manualy) with the worst possible cell? (a pitiful worm, but with its spine at the maxmum size and the carnivore jaw on its "tail" instead of its "head")
    2. Can Creature Stage be beaten semi-automatically? (probably by holding W until a creature that isn't your species comes into Tab range, then pressing Tab and spamming the 1 key)

  • @GraphixUnderground
    @GraphixUnderground Рік тому +5

    The experimental style video is such a fun change of pace, please make more!

  • @Serioustar
    @Serioustar Рік тому +7

    I loved this new experiment-style video! You should do more of them (of what I have no idea, but it seemed fun)

  • @jmv333
    @jmv333 Рік тому +4

    Absolutely loved this video, amazing how thoroughly you covered this, I cannot wait to see whatever is next!

  • @cynical5062
    @cynical5062 Рік тому +5

    really fun video! brilliant concept, and you explain everything very well. watching this made my day, thanks! cheers from canada, make sure to stay warm!

    • @cynical5062
      @cynical5062 Рік тому +1

      also, was that a spaceballs reference when you said "ludicrous speed"?

    • @KinglyValence
      @KinglyValence  Рік тому

      Thank you! :D
      And yes it was ;)

  • @cc1drt
    @cc1drt Рік тому +4

    Im always so happy to see a new spore video from you. I really hope you have more to come!

  • @Ariamaki
    @Ariamaki Рік тому +11

    In cell stage the specific amount of 334 seconds pet billion years seemed a little interesting to me: Behind the scenes of the code I would bet that 333 seconds would be the equivalent of 999 million years, for a constant rate of 3 million years a second, with the final 334th second tipping it over to 1 billion and then getting rounded or truncated.

  • @JPK314
    @JPK314 Рік тому +1

    Perfect video, thanks for going the extra mile every time to answer every potential question

  • @Verchiel_
    @Verchiel_ Рік тому

    I really thought this was a pretty generic boring challenge video but.
    I'm amazed how entertaining that was. Awesome work

  • @DaWombatGaming
    @DaWombatGaming Рік тому +5

    Fantastic content Valence! I've enjoyed your speedruns, but THIS sort of thing is exactly the random useless knowledge that I crave. Really good scientific rigor!

  • @jankossacki7270
    @jankossacki7270 Рік тому

    Wow, using actual scientific methodology for Spore wasn't something I expected clicking on this viedeo. Definitely subscribing!

  • @tinpot976
    @tinpot976 Рік тому +1

    The amount of effort you put into this is insane!! I can't believe you keep finding ways to make Spore so interesting and fun to watch

  • @nowhed
    @nowhed Рік тому +1

    It’s awesome seeing thatpeople keep making videos about this game, it was a huge part of my childhood

  • @Jiggy...
    @Jiggy... Рік тому +7

    I loved this video! Cell stage is so underrated. Thanks for making it, and I'm looking forward to more Spore videos.

  • @lataii3709
    @lataii3709 Рік тому +1

    Interesting video. Love to see spore videos still being made after all these years

  • @gustavopaio7877
    @gustavopaio7877 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm so glad to have found this channel omg thank you

  • @gwahh
    @gwahh Рік тому

    the vid was already really good and then you brought out the charts and the formula... love the dedication. keep it up!

  • @furtsmagee1513
    @furtsmagee1513 Рік тому +8

    Dude you are the sporelord. We love the vids!!!!

  • @ablooblooblabla9303
    @ablooblooblabla9303 Рік тому +2

    recently got into spore again and your videos have been addictive for me, love what you do

  • @deytd1507
    @deytd1507 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for lovely videos. I have nothing to suggest so just keep doing whatever, I'm up for it.

  • @tomgar9779
    @tomgar9779 Рік тому +1

    Sick vid. Was not expecting this to work but thinking about it and how you have infinite lives, it makes sense. Wasn't expecting to see you run it with the worst cell as well, even with speedup that takes dedication.

  • @hellsfireydeath
    @hellsfireydeath Рік тому +1

    This was great, I liked the work you did to make sure the measurements were accurate.

  • @Donut321eater
    @Donut321eater Рік тому +2

    This is pretty much jellyfish

  • @aringrey
    @aringrey Рік тому +2

    I loved this video a lot. Very well done

  • @Cons-Cat
    @Cons-Cat Рік тому +1

    This is the most insane video on UA-cam.

  • @Thaddeus_Crews
    @Thaddeus_Crews Рік тому

    Really enjoyed this new format, would love to see more like it in the future!

  • @ohboiyou
    @ohboiyou Рік тому

    I like how cell stage said “Its celling time.” and celled all over the place

  • @thealmightynootdoodle5615
    @thealmightynootdoodle5615 Рік тому

    Dude you really did the scientific way and did multiple trials I’m impressed. Love this video

  • @theninjascientist689
    @theninjascientist689 Рік тому +1

    what an absolutely amazing and detailed video!

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Рік тому +1

    I adored this video. I would be interested in more experimental videos.

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 Рік тому

    As a Sporoo enjoyer, it filled me with glee to see Sporoo come in -second- third and Loobo get almost last in the herbivore heat

  • @plida27
    @plida27 Рік тому +3

    This is ridiculous. I love it

  • @MonstyrSlayr
    @MonstyrSlayr Рік тому +1

    always a good day when kinglyvalence uploads

  • @milktrician
    @milktrician Рік тому

    I highly appreciate the closed captions on this video! :)

  • @_1aleksa2_13
    @_1aleksa2_13 Рік тому

    This was so entertaining, icl im hoping to see more videos like this. I always enjoy your content

  • @jenna6537
    @jenna6537 Рік тому

    Great work as always, it makes my day when you upload! I would love to see more experimental videos like this!!

  • @tomothan
    @tomothan Рік тому

    Nice! Took it as far as it could go and I appreciate that.

  • @Infi-Ikal
    @Infi-Ikal Рік тому

    My two favorite things all in one video: Math, and Spore....... Gosh, I wish I could subscribe TWICE!

  • @Q_Tura
    @Q_Tura Рік тому +1

    I came in here to watch some quick videos about a dumb challenge to not focus on, it turned into a math exposés and im just impressed as counting on my fingers sometimes gets hard...

  • @logspotcamper
    @logspotcamper Рік тому +6

    You're in my top 5 favorite youtubers

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck Рік тому

    awesome vid. Loved spore growin up.

  • @Spritus3241
    @Spritus3241 Рік тому

    and somehow you got 5 out of 6 parts including all the ones you'd need for either social or aggressive starts, that's insane!

  • @anderslarsen2578
    @anderslarsen2578 Рік тому +1

    I really like your videos pekos you never give up even if spore is an old game keep up the good videos👍

  • @Thegrimm52
    @Thegrimm52 Рік тому

    here's a cool challenge, try and complete the cell stage with the least and most amount of time possible. I would love to see one that ranges into the trillions of years

  • @SerLagsalot
    @SerLagsalot Рік тому +1

    Genuinely fascinating

  • @hubijohn7451
    @hubijohn7451 Рік тому +1

    I did not expect standard curve here haha

  • @chrisgaming9567
    @chrisgaming9567 Рік тому +1

    This makes me wonder what the slowest possible way to beat every other stage is

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 Рік тому

    Cell stage but you have the intelligence of an actual single celled organism

  • @fishencasedinjelly3950
    @fishencasedinjelly3950 Рік тому

    i was half expecting this video to just be you using keyboard controls

  • @cesium-salami
    @cesium-salami Рік тому

    Always a joy to watch these videos

  • @heliosartsofficial
    @heliosartsofficial Рік тому +1

    it'd be interesting to see the minimum keyboard/mouse action requirements to beat the game

  • @evreiskimason
    @evreiskimason Рік тому +1

    I really liked the video!

  • @darknessblades
    @darknessblades Рік тому

    This would be a hilarious speedrun.

  • @kprojectskurt
    @kprojectskurt Рік тому

    The quickest way to get to your destination is in a straight line

  • @Ozymandyas69
    @Ozymandyas69 Рік тому

    Great video! Very well done and thank you for doing all the math!!! 🤩

  • @dane1382
    @dane1382 Рік тому

    this is great. its like a shounic video for Spore.

  • @fblairp
    @fblairp Рік тому +1

    Next video must be "Beating Spore without launching the pc"

  • @zigludo
    @zigludo Рік тому +1

    The Half A Press of Spore

  • @willtolivex
    @willtolivex Рік тому

    The king returns!

  • @PearFinch
    @PearFinch Рік тому

    You’ve actually become a biologist rather than a video game player, what with controlled trials and all.

  • @joannakrowicka6228
    @joannakrowicka6228 Рік тому +1

    I finally found it
    The reason to know math after finishing school

  • @GraveUypo
    @GraveUypo Рік тому

    I hereby baptize these as "Luigi cells".

  • @metricgrahams9160
    @metricgrahams9160 Рік тому

    Thank you so much for adding subtitles ❤❤❤

  • @zelenpixel
    @zelenpixel Рік тому +1

    ooh this is very interesting actually

  • @yourbabamusa
    @yourbabamusa Рік тому +1

    You should make a Destroying the Grox speed run

  • @set-theory
    @set-theory Рік тому +1

    Loved it!

  • @Someone-sq8im
    @Someone-sq8im Рік тому +1

    Haven’t watched the video, but I’m going to assume no. You need to click the timeline to advance to the creature stage and thus finish cell stage

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 Рік тому

    Wow, they're about as smart as real cells!

  • @cgt1709
    @cgt1709 Рік тому

    pitiful worms are cells that have their mouth on backside. it makes your "challenge" a lot harder

  • @eenayeah
    @eenayeah Рік тому +1

    How scientific of you to do multiple trials with various variables! The fact that there are multiple advanced civilizations in the space stage makes more sense if it did take these cells billions of years just to evolve.

  • @mori9868
    @mori9868 Рік тому

    Luigi beats Spore by doing absolutely nothing

  • @nicos5040
    @nicos5040 Рік тому

    new challenge: beat spore without earning points from other creatures

  • @Polystyreenileijona
    @Polystyreenileijona Рік тому

    damn now thats what i call SCIENCE

  • @HarmonyBunny
    @HarmonyBunny Рік тому

    "Can I Beat Cell Stage Without Moving the Mouse?"
    That is, if you like playing the waiting game.

  • @joshuahere5097
    @joshuahere5097 Рік тому

    Can’t believe you forced me to listen to math

  • @pies32
    @pies32 Рік тому +1

    good work

  • @lunyxappocalypse7071
    @lunyxappocalypse7071 Рік тому

    Oh, like the ol' strategy of waitng until food comes to you?

  • @LotsOfS
    @LotsOfS Рік тому

    Wonder how long a pitiful worm, but with the eyeballtrap for debris would take

  • @OutbackCatgirl
    @OutbackCatgirl Рік тому

    Someday you should go on twitch and stream realtime pitiful mouseless herbivore worm% and see if any fun chat obsessions occur
    call it a social experiment

  • @peterh4049
    @peterh4049 10 місяців тому

    so unnecessary, but so interesting. Well done.

  • @MarbleOceans
    @MarbleOceans Рік тому

    If the cell eats food after ten minutes of in-game time, how many billion years have passed? Show your working. [2]

  • @petrmatko6628
    @petrmatko6628 Рік тому +7

    Well well you managed to turn Spore into a 0 player game. Seriously tho nice experiment to watch. :D

  • @SelkieGirl
    @SelkieGirl Рік тому

    My brain broke.

  • @pendanga9967
    @pendanga9967 Рік тому +1

    love the vids, :)

  • @briggasnax8575
    @briggasnax8575 Рік тому +6

    I think an interesting and probably unobtainable idea would be to train an AI to play spore to the end, or something to do with randomized part addition or deletion via "mutation" to simulate real evolution.

  • @spaceclaw1958
    @spaceclaw1958 Рік тому

    If you're doing more research videos. May I humbly request a video on empire seeding? I want to remake star wars or star trek and I'd like to know how to ensure I get the proper alignments for customized empires without having to play the game all the way through each time.

    • @KinglyValence
      @KinglyValence  Рік тому

      Space empire locations and their archetypes should be the same every time and for everyone. This was really important for routing speedruns with the community for the fastest way to the Center of the Galaxy as some empires would and would not sell Energy Packs. Wormhole locations are also in the same locations however the wormhole connections to each other are random for each game (specifically in the "Spore" folder in the Roaming folder in Windows).
      I'm not sure about how seeding works but some stuff like stars and empire locations are consistent across all games whereas wormhole connections and Artifact locations are generated per game. And planets within stars are generated at the time of exploring them for the first time :)
      I'd love to see a Star Wars or Star Trek themed Space Stages! Would have been really cool to have a Federation in Space Stage!

  • @MrHappyMealCat
    @MrHappyMealCat 11 місяців тому

    me: goes afk
    Game: eh let's just continue :/
    me: comes back
    Game: It took you 134822 billion years but now ur in war with Grox :D
    me: BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?

  • @eternal221
    @eternal221 Рік тому

    wait until he realizes that you can move in cell stage with wasd

  • @rodentRoundup
    @rodentRoundup Рік тому

    what can i say man, life finds a way

  • @homosapien1744
    @homosapien1744 Рік тому

    Id like to see you play the game by making all the body parts as sml as possible. I wonder if it would be harder?

    • @KinglyValence
      @KinglyValence  Рік тому

      I play with only the smallest cell body and mouth in this video, for example :) ua-cam.com/video/M6KMM7uwLkk/v-deo.html