Elden Ring is Starting to Piss Me Off
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2024
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0:00 - Message Infomercial
2:04 - the reality sinks in
3:26 - mr. merchant vs sam
4:54 - will smith and the falling star beast
11:11 - patches o hoolihan
12:02 - sams chair screams in pain
12:42 - bryan gets a haircut
13:14 - sex ed tutorials
13:57 - sif 2
14:48 - ulcerated tree spirit is a neet
16:44 - fath vs intel
20:58 - AHHHH
21:19 - native americans rule
22:09 - don't hate the player
24:18 - fart jacket
24:40 - elden ring multiplayer sucks
28:11 - men vs dinosaurs
28:49 - radahn
30:23 - 5th ulcerated tree spirit we've fought
32:23 - you invaded?
32:50 - mimics veil
33:28 - wienie cave jrs
34:26 - being over leveled for bosses rules
35:36 - sit a mile in my chair
36:53 - godskin
39:03 - abrupt ending
39:20 - ending - Ігри
Perfect timing, I just sat down for lunch and you uploaded! Now I have something to make me throw up so I don't gain any calories
Enjoy your lunch
Whatcha eatin for lunch my nigga?
@@EvilSiegeRestoration1986 ya boy's goin to town on some gas station sushi
@@ZavierG1 careful it'll blow your back out😂
Some perfect timing right!
General Sam has been giving his new office setup more love than his own child these days.
children*, my dude. That's how rarely he mentions them.
That's the honest truth of a broken man.respect
The way it should be, godspeed
@@TheRomanAoE he has MORE THAN ONE?
@@ducisimperium4235 dude, yes. He actually has two children now
Sam has a good point about multiplayer.
Counter point, Sam encourages exit camping so any little frustration on his side is a joy in my heart.
another counter point would be just to ask "what happens if the phantom dies?"
@@Th3KetKat they die. Other person has to find a bonfire to resurrect them. Idk be creative, make new mechanics. The current system does work, so it’s time to get those game dev brains churning and come up with another solution.
Taking joy in frustrating hosts. That’s the invader creed.
@@Padlock_Steve yep. So frustrating. Every souls game has such annoying co-op.
@@I_EAF_19882 I just want the option to just invite my friends without having to use some stupid ass item. It’s not even cool anymore.
That starship troopers reference was the greatest thing ive heard in awhile. Had me wheezing.
Nobody tell him you can't stack buffs like that, I love seeing him have a 2-minute routine only to get slapped in one hit because he still hasnt leveled vigor lmao
*prays only to immediately get sent to god*
"nobody tell him"
*proceeds to tell him*
You are the uninspired, unfunny dent-skull only getting 20 appraisals over your derivative bullshit, aren't you?
His health bar atleast level 35 tho scrub
@@rustyshackleford2022 if you think thats enough you're trippin
@@chinchinlovs6563 nah just don’t get hit
I didn’t know I needed sam to make fun of me today. But I’m glad he did.
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear ren
ah nice seeing you here
You should train sam in CQB or general marksmanship it would make an amazing video
yeah he attacks incels a lot
Get out of my comment section reno. Go do something.
"...but i'm a narcissist so i only like my own feet." Alright bizzle you win, you're my favorite now
I love how sam as basically 10 vigor throughout this whole playthrough so he gets 2 tapped by everything in the game. Really adds to the video!
thats how it is no matter your vigor endgame
Getting 2shot means you can actually heal up and keep fighting rather than run back from Marika after every hit.
@@pinkshoelace Not true at all. Hit 60 vigor, use HP boosting talismans, and you’ll have substantially more HP.
@@zeph6182 only have to put 50 points into vigor to actually survive
@@pinkshoelace completely worth it though. My vigor is almost 70 now and even the Elden Beast has to hit me a a good amount of times to kill me.
Sam continues to not level vigor, hilarity ensues.
No need to when every enemy in the game 1 shots you anyway
@@FuryNotFurry they 1 shot you if you dont level vigour yeah
I have no idea what he's leveling, he doesn't have health, stamina, or FP.
@@erickschusterdeoliveira2662 hes leveling swag, obviously
@@___meph___4547 I've got like 200 hours in the game on 3 playthroughs, vigor is the most useless stat in the game
Common misconception: Goldmask is looking at Sam’s forehead, not the erdtree.
Bahaha, this needs praise ups
@@TerminalM193 He needs to pay 19.99 for that but it’s already got over 290 likes so the masses are going to continue liking it anyway like the fucking dense, degenerate rejects they are.
This is a joke.
(It isn’t, it’s the truth)
I appraise EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE I come across. You never know if whoever wrote it is fighting for their life somewhere with 1 hp left and no flasks.
strand type game
My only message to get appraised said "likely dark" next to a corpse holding cotton
Anyone who skips the Will Smith riff is missing out on some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a while.
If that's what he does to people who make fun of his wife's skin-head, I'd hate to see what he did to the group of dudes that were fucking her🤣
Literally some of the worst jokes I’ve heard
Looks like we got us a Will Simpathyzer ovah heeeaaah
"you can f*ck my wife, but don't talk about her career or hair" had me rollin' LMAO
True, what they say is facts too
Sam not leveling vigor is peak forehead moment
This is by far the funniest one yet, I died at the pocket rock back and forth and then the “USE YOUR INTELLIGENCE!!”
The message appraisal infomercial quickly turns into The Wolf of Wall Street and I love it
i hope we get a peak behind bizzle's mask by the end of this emotional saga
Thanks to Sam's advertisement, I now get 20 appraisals on my messages, that 19.99$ was the smartest decision I ever made.
And i definitely dont have a gun to the back of my head.
Sam is an amazing god lord man, and I love him and I think everyone else should purchase his amazing services.
Thanks sam.
👍
ironic
You're right about the Ulcerated Tree Spirit, it's pretty clearly unfinished. There are a few bosses with broken tracking and animations that they just shoved in at the last minute.
Not really, it’s pretty easy to dodge through it’s attacks with a mid equip load, you just have to delay your rolls until the second before it begins to hit. Haven’t been caught by it’s grab attack since my first battle with one, although it’s other attacks are admittedly trickier to avoid. Same thing with the Erdtree Avatars.
@@giogio8822 I didn't say it wasn't possible to beat, I said it was unfinished.
@@giogio8822 as OP said, it's unfinished. If you break his position while he does his exploding attack, his AI breaks and just stands there, and you can wack him all you want until he decides 20 seconds later he's had enough and continues attacking. It's not hard to do, happened to me 3 times when I fought him for the first time without leveling up. If you win when that happens, you feel like you cheated the bossfight, so I fought him 15 or more times
@@giogio8822 do you know how to read?
@@giogio8822 an elden bro coping because he's realizing his game isn't a masterpiece
The multiplayer in elden ring is and probably always will be the worst part. Imagine if you could just play the game together, progress together, go through everything together without having to set passwords and summon each other constantly with terrible connection and disconnects.
What even is the lore reason this time around for the summoning. It seemed actually perfect for a traditional coop system this time around seeing as how there are multiple tarnished in the world, but they still have the summoning system because "that's how we did it in demon souls and dark souls", despite it being a new ip
Eh. Still better than Squirrel Girl vs. Z.O.I.D.S.
The point of summons is lore based. A big part of the lore is fractured realities that branch out and coexist along similar path lines. Basically they are the shadows of other visions of the chosen tarnished living through their journeys at the same time as you. Similar concepts were used in other fromaoft coop games
+1
Just let us go through our friendlist and invite them at the beginning of a session and then there's no resummoning until the next session or if someone leaves. Also having to do the same boss a zillion times simply to make sure everyone's progressed to the same point, that's just stupid.
@@brandoncox2828 so literally just the "time is convoluted" thing from dark souls 1,even BB tried something different with its summoning system. The coop is the one thing from the souls formula that fromsoft just couldn't transition successfully into an open world format
My "If only I had a door..." with thinking emoji at a doorless house in Mt Gelmir has gotten hundreds of praises. It's actually saved my life several times, most notably in the middle of my fight with Radahn where I was down to like 1 health and no pots left. Put those peepee poopoo messages everywhere. They'll save your life when you least expect it.
Mine that has saved me is that harpy that sings on the side path to the lift.
Why is it always enemy?
But sound, O sound. w/ Rapture
"First off, I want to go home..." netting constant returns and the key to my completion of Maliketh
My best is "no secret path ahead" right in the entrance of a dead end
Rating aessage negative still give the HP
Sam is "taking his time" getting his ass beat by every boss in the game. Don't worry boy's we'll have 2 more videos.
19:48 such a stupid joke but sam finding it to be the most hilarious thing is infectious
Shared progress in co-op also brings tons of problems and balancing issues though. Including narrative and organic progression nightmares
The Will Smith slap could've been overtalked for two years and these goobers would've still made it hilarious.
Wah POW!
Perfect timing from the General, Lord Bizzle, and the Goblin
I have a pretty popular message way up on this tower that says something like "Too high up, I want to to go home..."
That Starship Troopers moment had me on the floor.
Sam, you've done it again. How the hell do you come up with these absolutely fucking immaculate masterpieces of digital media? Don't worry about time man, just take your time with it because this shit poppin yo.
He is king of shit talk lol.
ur 16
master of low brow humour
@@user-ef6gv4wv1l ur?
@@Laughing_Pumpkin U're*
I made a bunch of awesome useful messages pointing out hidden paths, ambushes and loot.
My most upvoted message is "Behold, Dog" I put infront of a towers spirit turtle.
0:00 - Message Infomercial
2:04 - the reality sinks in
3:26 - mr. merchant vs sam
4:54 - will smith and the falling star beast
11:11 - patches o hoolihan
12:02 - sams chair screams in pain
12:42 - bryan gets a haircut
13:14 - sex ed tutorials
13:57 - sif 2
14:48 - ulcerated tree spirit is a neet
16:44 - fath vs intel
20:58 - AHHHH
21:19 - native americans rule
22:09 - don't hate the player
24:18 - fart jacket
24:40 - elden ring multiplayer sucks
28:11 - men vs dinosaurs
28:49 - radahn
30:23 - 5th ulcerated tree spirit we've fought
32:23 - you invaded?
32:50 - mimics veil
33:28 - wienie cave jrs
34:26 - being over leveled for bosses rules
35:36 - sit a mile in my chair
36:53 - godskin
39:03 - abrupt ending
39:20 - ending
The “it’s gay” bit got me good.
The best message I've seen so far is "could this be a bird?" next to some nascent butterflies in Nokron
Nah “did not expect weak foe, therefore seek introspection” after the mimic tear fight is the best dark souls message ever
Waited too long for this thank you Sam I was starting to go through withdrawals
That starship troopers joke was gold!
i wrote a message referencing naked snake at the top of a long ladder, and got 0 appraisals, deleted elden ring shortly after.
"pickle required then seek hole" in front of Ranni gave me 10 appraisals in 2 hours. :D
i left "time for head" and it got so many poor appraisails it was gone in like 2 hours lmao
These videos have taken on a "family of the victim being interviewed on a true crime documentary" feeling.
Bruh. I turned up my speakers to hear neil patrick harris say "its afraid"
the voice over correction made my day
Agree with Sam 100% on the multiplayer. Dark Souls 1 had a very specific vision, and every game after that was sloooooowly working its way towards just inviting your friends to play a more "traditional" style of multiplayer, but always using half-measures and clunky mechanics. It leads to an awkward middle ground that doesn't make anyone happy.
Forehead looking extra large today sam! Keep it up!
Extra W I D E
Thank you Dr. General Sam, I finally have a diagnosis after years of struggling. My heads all retarded
The multiplayer thing is a big issue with my friends too. Its such a hassle to connect with friends that mine just gave up on it.
sam, I've been following you since your skyrim videos, i dont often comment but i just wanted to say that your videos and artistic style have grown leaps and bounds, every video you make is enjoyable, i hope you never feel like you are stagnating because you arent, you're one of the few youtubers left that has your own distinct style and I am here for it as the zoomers say. wishing you health and wealth,
Jake.
invaders see a marker on the compass so they can find you. When they get close it disappears, but can still figure it out. Mimic veil seems to be more for invaders, but hunters get a marker on compass to find invaders so watch for that if invading. Hosts and summons don't get any markers on the compass.
You know for a fact Sam hasn't had a healthy bowel movement since this game came out
The "Its gay".......... Hard me DYINGGGGG.... lmfao.
Not only has Sam surpassed boundaries, let's give Jippy some credit his tracks have been bangin
Multiplayer in Elden Ring genuinely makes me wanna piss blood. Like bro let me fucking walk across this bridge with my homie!
There is a mod that fixes that :)
Your editing and flow is so top notch Sam, makes every second entertaining. The music and the cuts are great! This series is definitely my new favorite of yours!
The "Sit a mile in my shoes" bit was impeccable!
My message I'm most proud of is in rays lucaria in front of one of those crystal crabs that goes something like "time for head but first crab" and only have like 10 appraisals but really feel good about that one
I'm glad we got a wholesome 1 Guy 1 Jar reference in this video. That's like a vintage meme at this point.
The fact that the phone number is invalid really disappoints me. Now that I'm not able to get a 9999 upvoted message my wife will leave me and take the kids.
1/10 business never go to Jarburg, Sam's weak cover story does not fool me. He is clearly the king of the jar people. Just look at that forehead, he blends right in.
Bizzle has no right being that funny and smooth.
I’m amazed that I still get ads when I play your videos
Hearing how hard Sam wheezed at the Starship Troopers joke made me feel a lot better about snort laughing about it myself
Sam, the number is invalid please help
“Sit a mile in my shoes” was one of the most underrated parts of the whole video
For the ulcerated tree spirit, the grab attacks are delayed. If you hang by the sides and roll when his little side arms are near you, you can attack 2-4 times depending on weapon. I used to get scared of them, but they’re not too bad.
Starship Troopers bit was f'ing hilarious
I have never laughed so hard at the pocket rock part
The fact that you can't ride around on your horse in multiplayer is the greatest flaw of this game. Just let us go everywhere. Go full Borderlands and let us exist in the world together for as long as we'd like.
I got a message that got SO many appraisals and for a few days I literally didn't have to use HP flasks (minus bosses).
I got appraisals so often that it was just constantly healing me, so it's definitely worth putting them down whenever you think of something, just in case you get lucky.
Idk why but I cant stop watching the "we say you apraise them or we're gonna mush that little red seal at the top of your head" part
RIDE THE BOWFLEX! 15yr anniversary coming up in June RIP Chris o7
gonna lift weights in celebration of his life and accomplishments
When people still don’t know if they want to cheese something they just need to use rotten breath…. Like bruh if I’m sick of a boss I use that and get on with my day😂
I don’t understand people who get sick of bosses and make it easier for themselves. All the satisfaction I get in this game is from learning bosses to their core and being able to beat them as masterfully as Im capable of. Seems like you just cheat yourself
@VaderxG you clearly don't understand how these games work lol. imagine not being able to follow some idiot's directions closely enough to play the easiest build in the game.
what a fine specimen, you are.
@@imallergictobullets I don’t really like spending 30mins-hour on 1 boss. I try it a few times without any cheese and if it seems doable without pulling my hair out I do it. But if not i usually leave then come back or I just hit with a rotten breath if I wanna move on.
@@imallergictobullets not everybody has fun slamming their head into a wall like that. i completely agree with u and my first playthrough is always melee/solo but i have friends that just cannot stand dying to the same boss over and over, so they summon help and look for cheese like the rot breath. different strokes for different folks
@@amelleine2110 Oh sure, I never said everybody ought to play how I play. My question is, what is the fun/satisfaction they get by effectively reducing the difficulty for themselves, particularly in a game that’s fundamental feature is it’s difficulty.
If you want an easy experience, why play a game that’s core feature is the rigorous challenge?
I can't be the only disappointed there wasn't anything attached to that phone number at the beginning
Incredible intro. I'm so glad I randomly stumbled upon your channel in the recommended section.
Ain't gonna lie Sam, your content is absolutely hilarious to me. And I want to watch all these banger Elden Ring videos. But I just can't. Not until I finish the game. Can't wait to finish exploring the game world & then come back to this list of awesome videos. But for now I gotta stop at the beginning of the vid and say see you soon my guy.
It’s not that serious just watch the vid if you want to lol
Did you win?
The weez at 20:14 made me fucking cry
Glad you thought of Foreskin Apostle too
every time I saw one of those tree spirits I would go and equip that haligdrake medallion, the holy boost would save my life from that holy fire grab bc it didnt do much physical dmg. (btw the haligdrake medallion is at like, the far south of liurnia lake in some tunnel cave area. once you get to it you MAY recognize the area near it from earlier in the game :)
Sam is playing consistently and Is already fashionably late
For anyone wondering what "one man one jar" is, its best not knowing, once you've seen into black hole you can never look at your loved ones again...
Black hole isn’t a metaphor
It's a guy shoving a glass jar up his bum, it breaks and he slowly picks out pieces of glass while bleeding
Don't remind me
@@Beunibster shlurp :p
theres one of mine in fort haight near the giant corpse, it says "visions of stomach... therefore let there be fat coinpurse" i only got one appraisal im so sad lmfao
I love your channel dude keep making videos in this style it's so refreshing
using psychic powers to call a bug gay is fucking hysterical. I was wheezing right along with you.
The will smith segment had me fucking howling, I thought the same thing, Chris should have said one more thing as he was walking away. Just to see how mad will smith would have been to turn around a second time. 😂
I like how the whole time he's talking about the tree spirit, it's teleporting around the navmesh confused
Best intro ad I've ever gotten ever forever.
Try jar, but hole. 😂
Brian actually made me laugh for the first time since his face reveal. "Why didn't you just call her pretty? I would have given you her number"
Fucking got me, GG Brian
What? Brian is super funny. He's just dead silent on the podcast a lot of the time
I feel like persistent coop would have been an easier system to implement with less steps than the dung-eater system they have now.
35:36 Bruh i anticipated that "sit a mile in my chair" joke. And started dying on the spot. 😂
nice haircut sam, i always wondered what it would look like if there was a thumb shaped eraser underneath me at the barber and some hair fell on it
Sam using big words like “derivative” reminds me of Frank Reynolds as an art appraiser
Pro Tip: If you want to get appraised, write things that are ACTUAL USEFUL.
If i see one more that literally says "Praise the message", just so some scrub can get a free heal, ill melt my damn eyeballs out of my head.
I pretty much only leave useful messages. Still havent seen any go over 50.
@@MintyLime703 i leave a mix of both and have 4 messages in the hundreds rn maybe yours just suck
27:42 genocide of the Jars (the Hollowpot, six million shattered, wooden lids)
"It's gay" Sent me into space
I was waiting for the actual opinion from Sam on this game, the early game IS the tutorial
You guys should check out LukeYui's Co Op mod when it releases. It removes all multiplayer boundaries and allows for connections to persist after death. Apparently it won't get you banned because it uses it's own launcher.
Supposedly gonna have other cool stuff like everyone being able to ride their Torrent and rest at sites of grace without disconnecting as well as a fast travel voting system too. The future looks bright for Elden Ring co op.
Maybe if you want the mimic veil to work, don’t hide together???
After all the parts are done you should connect them together and release the movie edit of the journey of Elden Pain
this game really pisses in my milkshake
That haircut is the first that I have ever seen that accentuates the forehead, not hide it. Way to go King.
i always get a ton of appraisals,
key to appraisals.
place is somewhere of interest. for example an NPC, or a boss fog.
the message should contain a well thought message that is lore connected. boom appraisals roll in.
I'm on Ng+3 or 4 now, and ngl it's kinda difficult. I've got tests coming up that I need to study for, so I'll be employing the Fallingstar Beast strat.
i think your idea to let you play co-op with ur friends all the time is good but they’d have to add an option to either turn off invasions or match the number of invaders with co-op players to make it fair. some people like to co-op and just wait for invaders to 3v1 them and or just hide from them in areas where you cant reach without horse so that the invaders leave which gives the host runes
the t rex fight reminds me when that new kenchi gameplay coming 🤣
That starship troopers skit slew me 😂
You're right about the multiplayer. They needed to go back and restructure it for the open world