there was a lot that was cut from that 12 hours. If you didn't make it into the video i apologize and i appreciate you showing up to hang out. the next video will have a much faster turnaround. keep it nerdy, sam
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear va
A good buddy of mine that i played Tarkov with a lot passed away about a year ago. You fight him at 30:00 , his voice is unmistakable to me now. He was a big fan, thank you for immortalizing him in your video.
The fact that Sam actually has some random woman’s ashes as a prop in his stream is too damn hilarious. That’s the kind of twisted comedy only Sam could convincingly pull off.
@@EvanACMedia so basically the previous owner of the house left her mother’s ashes there and then when Sam asked if she wanted them back she said no she was a bitch and the mothers name was margeret
@@K3end0 as someone who enjoys sam's tarkov videos but doesn't actually play, what makes it funny? I assume the viewers bought them? Which is funny if that is the case xD
I watched this live and I pulled up poobs stream when Sam called him the both of them missing each other’s call and consequently thinking the other was ignoring them was hilarious
11:21 Seeing Sam casually explain how he plans to build a horrific effigy of this deceased woman to thousands of people while loading into a raid really proves he is the Ed Kemper of this platform.
I always love your videos Sam. I was in stream for about 3 hours until I had to leave and it was hilarious. Thank you Sam for the entertaining and I hope your family are doing great.
28:28 what great teamplay, always make sure to have your gun aimed at your friend's head when you turn a corner, that way you're making sure it's covered.
Watching one of sams “hours a slave” videos is not only entertaining but quite educational. So much insight is given with his PSAs that I’ve become a more well rounded and intelligent man because of them. Bravo
@Secksy Venus Me and Sam wound up shoulder to shoulder at a margaritaville urinals in fort Lauderdale. We both had botched circumcisions and immediately bonded on a primal level. Held hands for the entire piss sesh.
That dude killed Santa and then as Sam tried to guilt trip him about having blood on his hands the dude shameless equipped Santa's gear as if Sam wasn't even talking lmao
7:08 Just imagine being in that situation IRL. You turn around, you see the doorway packed with guys who are probably dangerous. "Who the fuck is this guy?" one says. Your eyes meet and you're paralyzed with fear. "HE'S NOT ONE OF US!!" another screams, and they unload on your ass.
I've been watching Sam for about 8 years now and it still blows my mind how consistent he has been. There has not been a single video I did not laugh at, nor dislike. His content has aged like a fine wine and each year after the next I still find myself relaxing at night watching his content. The past 2 years have been some of the best content you've ever put out. Each year you're more and more like that old chunk of coal, Norm. Thank you for all the content you've made. It's been a wild ride. Well fucking done Sam.
Skyrim vid where he shoots screaming adoring fans from his bow got me hooked on his videos, Back in 2014 i think. He has Been on The ball ever since, basically only UA-camr i really appreciate
@@Erribell I’m confident you’re one of those guys they complain about on discord that’ll just insult them veraciously because you’re in a parasocial relationship.
When I first saw that sam had a dead woman’s ashes held hostage I thought oh this is a funny one off. Months later he’s dressing it in seasonal attire. Absolutely fucking fantastic.
Remember when Sam's content was consistently well edited and had amazing cinematic intros? Now we just get edited VODS and him eating Chex Mix lol 😂 love you Sam
Dammit. Just when I thought I was gonna have a productive day, Sam has to release another video... I cannot refuse the dopamine release that comes with watching these
I've watched Sam since his Rust videos. Watching him blow up over the years felt like watching my neighbor's kid learn to ride a bike; I've contributed nothing but laughing and now feel pride in the boy
Watching Sam's content for so long has made me adopt the wheeze laugh, it is now my signature laugh and I cannot get away from it. Damn you Sam this is all your fault.
General Sam is one of the only people who make tarkov videos actually entertaining. Like if I want to learn something I want h pestily but If I were to introduce somebody to tarkov I would show then sams vids
@AGNÉZ Buny Girls what the actual fuck did I just read. Sure you're spamming your scam/malware site but wow I've never read something so similar to language but not actually mean anything.
Actually exceptional, I completely forgot about this even though I got a drop on one of Poobs streams and didn't connect in my ape head "Oh we might be getting a threequel if Sam's doing this"
Sam has the best tarkov content because he’s not a pretentious sweat lord. A messiah for sure. I don’t tune in for the drops, I tune in for the community engagement, I will always throw myself at the enemy for my messiah. All hail.
"People bring the small flames of their wishes together... since they don't want to extinguish the small flame... they'll bring that small flame to a bigger fire. A big flame named General Sam".
I have applied the rat technique's for the first time today on woods, my first ever successful raid as a PMC, totally makes up for those 34 failed ones
I replayed the Coomscene segment over and over to see what happened, that shit was fuckin' confusing lmfao. Was it 2 groups running together without knowing, then Coomscene said "I'm not supposed to be with you guys" and scared both groups enough to work together to extract in peace? I'm so confused lmfao
Ive just got to the 29 min mark High on LSD and im cant fucking stop laughing, someone like this in a year or a month or so and just remind me of the good times
39:00 in my expert opinion you should've heated it with and additional 1/2 can of beef broth, that would've most definitely brought out its inner stew potential.
Can we just talk about how cool being on sams streams feel? Im not into twitch one bit but his streams are always good, well at least the cool bits he does you really gotta be there to see it
8:07 bro gets shot by the guy on the right but coomscene the guy on the left dies for it 😂 then the dude who said he wasnt supposed to be with you ssid it was clear 😂😂😂 speech level 100
Noticed that as well, this is like my third time watching this video and I never noticed he literaly says while extracting with sam "He infiltrated into our group"
The toastrack part was great. sweetest old man tarkov streamer and sam just offers up a spot next to his setup. Trying to start up a cremation collection, Sam is such a swell guy
there was a lot that was cut from that 12 hours. If you didn't make it into the video i apologize and i appreciate you showing up to hang out.
the next video will have a much faster turnaround.
keep it nerdy,
sam
hey sam
I love you sammy 🥵
KENSHI VID SAM?
Hekk yea
Did you get diarrhea from the sandwich?
The yearly masterpiece
That’s a phenomenal profile pic my guy.
Based Reno
I think the real masterpiece is getting his farts to sound like an A-10 airstrike 10:28
Reno once again showing he is based af
Please buy an illegal california rifle and review it
"Ex military, died like a bitch" is totally going on my headstone
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear va
@@bruhreece incel seethe more
@@AxxLAfriku why the fuck are you in Sam's comments, Lord?
@@topgoose4818 ok S I M P
@@AxxLAfriku my Lord, bequeath a reply upon my poor sad cadaver
Time to watch Sam pretend like the highest revenue he's had in months is absolute torture
It's like when a worker complains about overtime, but actually they're glad they get paid to spend more time away from their wife
@@Padlock_Steve That's because he's entertaining, and you're entirely useless. Be mad.
idk how he makes so much money,
his videos dont typically have ads
@@marblemarble7113 cause he does sponsors so UA-cam can’t completely destroy his income by disabling ads
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA SO TRUUUUUUU
A good buddy of mine that i played Tarkov with a lot passed away about a year ago. You fight him at 30:00 , his voice is unmistakable to me now. He was a big fan, thank you for immortalizing him in your video.
my condolences, he made that section of the video very memorable
Saddest shit I done read, rip.
The fact that Sam actually has some random woman’s ashes as a prop in his stream is too damn hilarious. That’s the kind of twisted comedy only Sam could convincingly pull off.
reminds me of that tragedy
Yeah who the fuck is Margaret
@@EvanACMedia thatcher
@@EvanACMedia so basically the previous owner of the house left her mother’s ashes there and then when Sam asked if she wanted them back she said no she was a bitch and the mothers name was margeret
@@Thicbladi imagine your own child not wanting to remember you, damn must have been a massive pos
The cut at 5:25 to the flea *completely drained* of masks by the Rat Pack was great lmao
There aren't many times I actually lol, but that was one of the funniest things Ive seen in years
It was the best moment
*wheeze*
@@K3end0 as someone who enjoys sam's tarkov videos but doesn't actually play, what makes it funny?
I assume the viewers bought them? Which is funny if that is the case xD
@@scalpingsnake that's exactly what happened lol
Somehow Sam's content keeps getting better while dropping in quality.
its because he used twitch footage its shit..
The drop in quality makes it better
@rust
Good one bro!
The only man on youtube who uploads in 4k but plays in 240i
I watched this live and I pulled up poobs stream when Sam called him the both of them missing each other’s call and consequently thinking the other was ignoring them was hilarious
@AGNÉZ Buny Girls bro who cares????????
@@marlongamingokoi9283 its a bot.
@@marlongamingokoi9283 bro I care. Real gurls bro
@@pico7253 Who cares? find real girls in real life
@@scallie6462 woah robot only fans, I might be into that
12:02 What I love about General Sam is the effort he puts into his PSAs. Truly honored.
i lost it at the side by side pics... love you toast rack get verified you legend!
11:21 Seeing Sam casually explain how he plans to build a horrific effigy of this deceased woman to thousands of people while loading into a raid really proves he is the Ed Kemper of this platform.
At this point if it came out he's secretly killed half his neighborhood's pets I wouldnt be surprised at all
@@Sabrowskyit wouldnt be half...
@@Sabrowsky you think sam is fast enough to catch a dog
@@chokonnit7337 Sam might not be, but a bullet is.
@@chokonnit7337 lol 1 year later and still not appreciated
These "X number of hours a slave" videos must make other tarkov content creators go cry in the shower. Sam's just built different.
literally no one compares
How ?
@@WVRLORDthey just completely out preform the competition in every metric.
Kiss ass behavior
Never stop putting yourself in tarkov via the green screen, Sam. It's always perfect.
Wow, this comment on every single one of his videos sure hasn’t gotten old. We all know the green screen is funny. Shut the fuck up about it
@@richardhunter3441 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the gutter this morning eh?
@@richardhunter3441 Holy fuck dude, you're really leaning into the "I'm a huge piece of shit" angle, huh?
@@MasonFPS you’re the worst
@@richardhunter3441 angry boy. Be happy!
I always love your videos Sam. I was in stream for about 3 hours until I had to leave and it was hilarious. Thank you Sam for the entertaining and I hope your family are doing great.
dude I just woke up and this is the first thing I saw and it made me feel all good and shit love you
Never thought the rat king would utter that word.
Apart from when he finds a GPU in raid
@@GeneralSam wait, your not a complete monster that feeds on human suffering? I am not sure I want to watch this content anymore.
@@TemperateGreenBananaClassic No, that’s AquaFPS when his twitch chat forces him to betray an innocent PMC bystander.
@@GeneralSam Well that interaction was just way too wholesome
28:28 what great teamplay, always make sure to have your gun aimed at your friend's head when you turn a corner, that way you're making sure it's covered.
This is what sam is know for,
That was the plan all along you see, he would MURDER HIS FRIEND and then say it was just an aaaaccident......
Holy shit that Bob Saget joke not even 2 minutes in. This is gonna be a good one.
Don’t forget the kolpak krew joke shortly after
@@BeeUhmazed eh kkk jokes are a little played out, but making fun of Saget’s dead ass is fresh and new!!!!
Bob Saget woulda loved the joke too lmao
2 minutes? heck has it even been 2 days?
omg i DIED on that joke
Watching one of sams “hours a slave” videos is not only entertaining but quite educational. So much insight is given with his PSAs that I’ve become a more well rounded and intelligent man because of them. Bravo
@@elle4702 REAL?!?!?!?!
I love how poorly translated these always are
Sam straight up broke the supply and demand for faceless masks in 1 sentence that called it optional to even have...what can he not do!
Uphold a good mood in the discord channel for more than 10 minutes
@@HalIOfFamer have you seen his discord
@@dankosanchez5135 hes one of the proud boys
@Secksy Venus Me and Sam wound up shoulder to shoulder at a margaritaville urinals in fort Lauderdale. We both had botched circumcisions and immediately bonded on a primal level. Held hands for the entire piss sesh.
@@HornyIndianMan Made me cry.
That dude killed Santa and then as Sam tried to guilt trip him about having blood on his hands the dude shameless equipped Santa's gear as if Sam wasn't even talking lmao
A rat through and through
31:05 Poob killing Sam's dog reminded me of that time Poob killed his last dog with all the blunt force trauma after stuffing it in a pillow case.
what
What?
Im the sixty ninth like and this is factual he murdered a dog with a pillow , and master chiefs suit jerks him off
“First DP of the day because the wife isn’t up yet.” -General Sam, 2021.
Am I crazy or was it 2022(and this deserves more comments than a bot)
@@nunull6427 it might have been, the past month since wipe has been a blur for me
@@nunull6427 drops ran throughout early January so idk when Sam streamed
Let's see if we hear about who got DP'd that day.
The first guy I killed this wipe was named “General Sam’s Forehead”
Target that size would have been hard to miss.
That's hard to believe, character limit is 15
@@americantoastman7296 generalsam4head,
Love that Sam just turns into a roaming scav boss with his goon squad
Sam is like any ordinary scav boss except he only spawns at extractions and kills his goons first before attacking his enemy
sam gooning with his gooners
7:08 Just imagine being in that situation IRL. You turn around, you see the doorway packed with guys who are probably dangerous. "Who the fuck is this guy?" one says. Your eyes meet and you're paralyzed with fear. "HE'S NOT ONE OF US!!" another screams, and they unload on your ass.
Unironically a scary way to go out
Skinwalker scenario
Sam found out how much influence he had with that faceless mask incident lmao. Had me cracking up
I've been watching Sam for about 8 years now and it still blows my mind how consistent he has been. There has not been a single video I did not laugh at, nor dislike. His content has aged like a fine wine and each year after the next I still find myself relaxing at night watching his content. The past 2 years have been some of the best content you've ever put out. Each year you're more and more like that old chunk of coal, Norm. Thank you for all the content you've made. It's been a wild ride. Well fucking done Sam.
i feel like I myself wrote this comment so cheers
A man of culture I see
Skyrim vid where he shoots screaming adoring fans from his bow got me hooked on his videos, Back in 2014 i think. He has Been on The ball ever since, basically only UA-camr i really appreciate
If it's perfect why change?
well, he use to say the n-word. Maybe some things did age like milk.
Now we need an "11 Hours A Slave" and we'll be that much closer to having all the dragon balls
He has others bro
I can't wait for 30 minutes a slave
Gotta appreciate the confidence of that scav at 18:05 who just started looting immediately as it was going down at extract.
Nice. :D
Lol didn’t even notice him, mf lost all his shit being lost in raid.
41:49 - jesus i overshot it lol this part had my stoned ass in tears
Anytime the ratman posts an "hours a slave" video, you always know it will be a banger.
“You’re cool, but you’re not AA battery cool.” Sam has always had a way with words
Sam puts a shitload of effort into these videos and doesn’t get enough credit for it honestly. They’re extremely well done content.
He makes 30 fucking thousand a month playing games yes he does get enough credit what crack are you smoking bro
@@Erribell cope
@@Erribell I’m confident you’re one of those guys they complain about on discord that’ll just insult them veraciously because you’re in a parasocial relationship.
1000 comments in 3 hours is credit I think haha 😄
@@bradenwoods1111 how about I give you 1000 mouth kisses in 3 minutes?
When I first saw that sam had a dead woman’s ashes held hostage I thought oh this is a funny one off. Months later he’s dressing it in seasonal attire. Absolutely fucking fantastic.
Thanks for the shoutout General Sam!
Kool Kolpak Krew
I love the KKK!
When did you rebrand to just Sherman? Kool seeing you here!
Exactly what I was about to comment
Krunk. Kolpak. Klan.
Kolpak Krew Killaz
I love how every stream eventually breaks down into hysteria and chaos with Sam becoming a tomato and unable to breath
Remember when Sam's content was consistently well edited and had amazing cinematic intros? Now we just get edited VODS and him eating Chex Mix lol 😂 love you Sam
42:50 Sam high asf I’m glad I was there with him LIVE 😂😂😂
Dammit. Just when I thought I was gonna have a productive day, Sam has to release another video... I cannot refuse the dopamine release that comes with watching these
Damn dude. You need more than dopamine if it takes you a whole day to watch a one hour vid.
@@idkyet3573 The severe amount of Dopamine released from watching a General Sam video cripples him for a full 24hr period.
@@rat17 same tbh
@@rat17 it’s like post nut clarity
I've watched Sam since his Rust videos.
Watching him blow up over the years felt like watching my neighbor's kid learn to ride a bike; I've contributed nothing but laughing and now feel pride in the boy
Same... thanks for writing this.. saved me a couple words
I was just talking to my friend last night and I said, “I really hope Sam uploads another video this wipe”. Thank you Sam
The bit about the happy cows had me in tears, fuckin hilarious. Love Poob
Watching Sam's content for so long has made me adopt the wheeze laugh, it is now my signature laugh and I cannot get away from it. Damn you Sam this is all your fault.
General Sam is one of the only people who make tarkov videos actually entertaining. Like if I want to learn something I want h pestily but If I were to introduce somebody to tarkov I would show then sams vids
Such a terrifyingly brutal game, yet Sam always finds the fun
Bryan and Sam dialogue is why I watch these keep killing it Bryan. Poob killed it too I’m crying holy shit he brought his A game
Watching the goblin gas deteriorate Sam's brain live on twitch was golden
goblin gas?
@@kronchii6782 goblin gas.
@@kronchii6782 goblin gas, the gas of goblin
@@Soren9302 that shit will make you act up, It'll make you do some things. He starts feeling it at 47:41
51:12 is easily one of the funniest Sam moments in my opinion, makes me die of laughter everytime haha
Most UA-camrs get around 10%-40% of their subscriber count in views per video. Sam gets 50% on non tarkov videos and 100%-110% on tarkov videos
The "Drip Saves Lives" had me laughing way too loudly while at work during his stream to the point I had to clip it. Was too good
that was me! i made it into the video lol.
@AGNÉZ Buny Girls what the actual fuck did I just read. Sure you're spamming your scam/malware site but wow I've never read something so similar to language but not actually mean anything.
Sam’s content has been helping me through my deployment. Man is fucking hilarious
The patreon is funny too
Good luck gamer
Lol about to go to Djibouti myself in a few days
Actually exceptional, I completely forgot about this even though I got a drop on one of Poobs streams and didn't connect in my ape head "Oh we might be getting a threequel if Sam's doing this"
Lol didn't even finish the video hu 😂
Sam has the best tarkov content because he’s not a pretentious sweat lord.
A messiah for sure.
I don’t tune in for the drops, I tune in for the community engagement, I will always throw myself at the enemy for my messiah.
All hail.
The fact that Sam’s gimmick went from greenscreens to having the ashes of some woman as a comedic prop is just mind boggling.
Hearing and watching Sam wheeze after realizing all the masks from the Flee Market are gone is cracking me up so much XD
Ono
I love how his laugh sounds like a rusted gate opening and closing
1:30 sam calling his veiwers people for the first time. 1:40 reminds us we're just lambs to his slaughter. Balanced as all things should
"People bring the small flames of their wishes together... since they don't want to extinguish the small flame... they'll bring that small flame to a bigger fire. A big flame named General Sam".
21:20 Sam inadvertently shutting down Aqua as he shares a pleasant memory of his grandpa made me want to give Aqua a hug.
The cinematic universe of Sam is expanded upon with this video, we know he has psychic powers.
This was a great stream, really enjoyed when poob got post maternal depression after Sam left him.
I have applied the rat technique's for the first time today on woods, my first ever successful raid as a PMC, totally makes up for those 34 failed ones
Didn't expect that Saget joke so early lmao. Bob would've loved that.
I was looking for someone else who noticed that line
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!
@@retroplayer56 PogChamp
I replayed the Coomscene segment over and over to see what happened, that shit was fuckin' confusing lmfao. Was it 2 groups running together without knowing, then Coomscene said "I'm not supposed to be with you guys" and scared both groups enough to work together to extract in peace? I'm so confused lmfao
I have been saving this video for a pick me up. Right away, I'm blown away by him sitting in a chair in a game it looks so clean.
I love these long videos. I sleep to them, work to them, drive to them, or just in my bed in the morning. Happy days great job sam
i throw em on while going to my parents place an hour and a half away.
Dude I didn't even realise it was a long video till after I already watched it I was fuckin captivated.
Sam’s videos saved me from my crippling marker sniffing addiction. Now I sniff jam jars at the local farmer’s market every Friday afternoon.
0:50 POV: You’ve been abducted by John Wayne Gacy, having to listen to his mad ramblings whilst the fear for your own life grows every passing second
Ive just got to the 29 min mark High on LSD and im cant fucking stop laughing, someone like this in a year or a month or so and just remind me of the good times
42 mins in .... HALP MEEEE
I love hearing the battle tanx music in the background occasionally such an underrated gem glad you like it papa sam
I’m pretty sure a solo cult that kills people the moment they meet them is just a serial killer 😂
Loopholes
just finished rewatching the other hours a slave videos. this is a blessing
You've spent 3 hours watching a jew?
@@notatruck2640 I'd say more than 3 hours, but abso-fucking-lutely
"Sam and Aqua, the floggings will continue until morale improves. "- Sam
0:00 before i even watch i know this is gonna make me laugh
Bob saget’s stand up comedy tour tickets got me rollin
The bob saget bit gave me the strength to watch a grown man sell his life to tarkov
39:00 in my expert opinion you should've heated it with and additional 1/2 can of beef broth, that would've most definitely brought out its inner stew potential.
3:17 that genuine "oof fuck" of looking at the drip made me laugh for some reason.
I feel like with Sam’s influence on this community of this game, he could really bend the in game economy to his favor lmao.
44:30 damn you Seneral GAM!!! thought it was my discord... then i remembered i dont have any friends
Can we just talk about how cool being on sams streams feel? Im not into twitch one bit but his streams are always good, well at least the cool bits he does you really gotta be there to see it
Sam's stream was really the only stream I genuinely watched not for the drops
He could be as good as Jerma streams, if only he just actually did it
Holy shit was that fart real?
Thats a certified check yourself ripper
Dude this has to be my favourite video you've made. The fucking editing man. Absolutely fantastic, hilarious throughout.
8:07 bro gets shot by the guy on the right but coomscene the guy on the left dies for it 😂 then the dude who said he wasnt supposed to be with you ssid it was clear 😂😂😂 speech level 100
Noticed that as well, this is like my third time watching this video and I never noticed he literaly says while extracting with sam "He infiltrated into our group"
I’ve been watching this channel for years and the most consistent feature is the slow yet infinite reduction of this man hairline
I honestly forgot that Sam has the ashes of a random woman he regularly defiles.
WHAT😂
@@jackdrennan928 look behind him
Dude how the hell did you edit this shit so fast? Feels like the stream was just yesterday, props to you though, man.
Staltt.
All those unpaid interns
The toastrack part was great. sweetest old man tarkov streamer and sam just offers up a spot next to his setup. Trying to start up a cremation collection, Sam is such a swell guy
The annual 12 hours a slave video. A classic returns
I like watching Sam's progression with getting better at color keying. Good job this time. This is the least fuzziest green screen I've seen from you
Great vid, see y’all in 6 months for more tarkov content
I've watched both 10 hours as a slave and 13 hours as a slave, both were amazing hope this one is just as good.
when i heard that like intro song and i saw sam walking towards the green screen i knew this was abt to be so dam good
41:50 is the greatest moment in Twitch history
5:00 - Suspected on 1 degree of market manipulation
10:30 - Suspected on 1 degree of dangering the evirontment
8:23 dude started playing a murder mystery in the middle of a tarkov raid 😂
Thanks to Sam's "content" I started listening to Jippy in my own time and I ended up being in the top 1 percent of his listeners during 2021
Same here. I fall asleep to those sweet sweet beats
Do you know what the outro song is?
ain't nothin like a funky beat 😎
Love the little Tito’s sweater. Complete the fit though, there’s some bookers gin that comes with a bowler hat on the cap that would come in handy
With a title like that I'd never expect you to get on trending
This man is so funny, its hard not to have a hurting face from smiling and laughing so much
I haven't watched this yet, but I assume that at some point we get to hear Poob sinking deeper and deeper into his pit of despair.
edit: yes