George R.R. Martin's Elden Ring

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  • @blanketray6050
    @blanketray6050 2 роки тому +3759

    It’s funny how much people laugh at the dung eater in the cutscene and then later finding out he’s literally one of the most evil and vicious characters in the entire game lmao.

    • @hrnytinoker4146
      @hrnytinoker4146 2 роки тому +79

      Mr. Goldenfold cant be that evil, right?

    • @Nine-Oh-Five
      @Nine-Oh-Five 2 роки тому +68

      Oh he can

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 2 роки тому +10

      I wear his smelly pants now.

    • @ates423
      @ates423 2 роки тому +214

      This. That man is vile. I just let him out of his jail cell and I am so nervous what he’s about to do

    • @fauxfirefur
      @fauxfirefur 2 роки тому +344

      Man literally turns your soul into shit, and then eats it.

  • @dblundz
    @dblundz 2 роки тому +4655

    "finger but hole"
    Absolutely beautifully written George

    • @musashisai185
      @musashisai185 2 роки тому +92

      "Large Chest Ahead"

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 2 роки тому +8

      Try rump ahead

    • @musashisai185
      @musashisai185 2 роки тому +16

      Try Tounge But, hole.

    • @UnLoCkeeD
      @UnLoCkeeD 2 роки тому +55

      You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right

    • @ButtSolution
      @ButtSolution 2 роки тому +9

      I'm pretty sure he HAS written that. More than once.

  • @garretdyel
    @garretdyel 2 роки тому +6452

    so glad you made a video on this, i love playing this game when my wife goes out to see her boyfriend!

    • @wh1spererz
      @wh1spererz 2 роки тому +113

      Idk why its weird but when you watch 2 youtubers so unrelated and they somehow end up on one page it gives you a weird reaction

    • @Ghostsofnorway
      @Ghostsofnorway 2 роки тому +21

      Your wife go to see her boyfriend wth

    • @garretdyel
      @garretdyel 2 роки тому +171

      @@Ghostsofnorway ask your dad about it

    • @calvinyazzie3338
      @calvinyazzie3338 2 роки тому +8

      @@wh1spererz I don't know who they are so I can't relate

    • @chadking8767
      @chadking8767 2 роки тому +8

      @@garretdyel ask your cancer ridden nephew custer

  • @daydreamiq
    @daydreamiq 2 роки тому +1596

    "We're busting through this quick" - Words of a man who has no idea how much that game map lies to you

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 2 роки тому +176

      "IT GOES THIS MUCH EAST?!" (Caelid)
      "IT GOES THIS MUCH WEST?!" (Liurnia's full scope)
      "IT GOES THIS MUCH NOOOORTH?!" (Leyendell)
      "IT GOES UNDERGROUND!?!?!" (Siofra & co.)

    • @lmao_nope
      @lmao_nope 2 роки тому +89

      The map is UNBELIEVABLY massive for how jam-packed it is with meaningful content.

    • @Supreme_Court.
      @Supreme_Court. 2 роки тому +40

      @@lmao_nope The Mountaintops of the Giants is a bit barren compared to the rest of the map, but I guess that's a lore thing too. Still could've added a couple more dungeons/caves

    • @armaani11
      @armaani11 2 роки тому +23

      @@Supreme_Court. Give them a break. Its literally just one area that is relatively less populated. And you also just said that it has lore implications as well.

    • @Grangolus
      @Grangolus 2 роки тому +5

      @@lmao_nope Meaningful? Could you elaborate? I felt most exploration was in fact the opposite, and it was only justified by the few meaningful rewards, which served to be exhausting rather than exhilirating.
      Facing multiples of the same boss was tiring too.

  • @Scaevola9449
    @Scaevola9449 2 роки тому +284

    As I watched the intro, a part of me genuinely wished it'd be half na hour of the villager psycho bit.

  • @jesseroberts5728
    @jesseroberts5728 2 роки тому +1849

    On one hand, I feel Sam is more Intune with The Loathsome Dung Eater, but in reality he's a Frenzy boi through and through. Let the world burn, baby!

    • @TV---
      @TV--- 2 роки тому +30

      For Shabiri

    • @ChokStik
      @ChokStik 2 роки тому +29

      @@TV--- MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLDDDDD

    • @cheftroyardee7982
      @cheftroyardee7982 2 роки тому +11

      The way you phrased this implies that on your other hand is reality itself, and I find that very funny.

    • @mildlyupset6011
      @mildlyupset6011 2 роки тому +5

      Sam likes to prey upon the weak, definitely a dung eater trait

    • @jesseroberts5728
      @jesseroberts5728 2 роки тому +1

      @@mildlyupset6011 At first I thought so too with the intro and watching him defile those poor souls praying to the God's that abandoned them, but on a grander scale when he becomes their God, why hop it off to some shit eater? He knows he wants to plunder the world in absolute chaos. It's the long term plan I'm looking at.

  • @markoslicht6320
    @markoslicht6320 2 роки тому +625

    When you’re 30 minutes into Elden Ring and chill and Sam says there’s gonna be a part 2.

    • @rickky2000
      @rickky2000 2 роки тому +8

      Me: 👀

    • @RecordedMercury
      @RecordedMercury 2 роки тому +10

      I can't fucking wait. I hope he finishes the game

    • @raumerherr1057
      @raumerherr1057 2 роки тому

      when you're 30

    • @hope6840
      @hope6840 2 роки тому

      I am still waiting for the Kenshi sequel, young one.
      Don't get your hopes up

    • @RecordedMercury
      @RecordedMercury 2 роки тому

      @@hope6840 he did basically all there is to do with Kenishi tho lmao.

  • @cacklingcoyote4882
    @cacklingcoyote4882 2 роки тому +1162

    I just wanted to let you know that as little as I respect you as a person, I will always respect you as a gamer.
    Which isn't much at all.

    • @thomas6600
      @thomas6600 2 роки тому +7

      dude you cant english

    • @mahdiadib9295
      @mahdiadib9295 2 роки тому +95

      @@thomas6600 thats alot coming from a guy named dankdoge

    • @cacklingcoyote4882
      @cacklingcoyote4882 2 роки тому +27

      @@thomas6600 that's what an American public education and a weed smoking habit back since middle school will do to you.

    • @GoonShredder9000
      @GoonShredder9000 2 роки тому +5

      @@mahdiadib9295 nah did this mf change his name from AK dank doge to Cackling Coyote 😭😭😭

    • @MF-BOOF
      @MF-BOOF 2 роки тому +19

      @@GoonShredder9000 I found the illiterate guy

  • @bababo0oey297
    @bababo0oey297 2 роки тому +1590

    Sam: "nobody beats defenseless villagers like me"
    The united states military: "and I took that personally"

    • @sg1fan933
      @sg1fan933 2 роки тому +75

      Update your jokes, US committing war crimes is SO pre-2022. Now its the Russian Federation Military

    • @bababo0oey297
      @bababo0oey297 2 роки тому +105

      @@sg1fan933 ehh. Watched some videos a few nights ago documenting some fucked up shit in Iraq. We were never held accountable. So it's still relevant.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 роки тому +4

      We mostly avoided killing civilians. If we didn't, we would've just bombed every single one of their cities into dust and shot everything that moved. I know that's what US haters imagine we did, but they're dumb so that's to be expected.
      In reality, the terrorists hid and blended into the cities and the civilians and because the US couldn't just hellfire missile their buildings, they had to take their time instead and clear out buildings one at a time.

    • @andreygusak
      @andreygusak 2 роки тому +3

      @@bababo0oey297 i saw statistic that sad US military killed 13-14k of civilians durin Iraq war (7-8 years right?), and now russians killed around 1.5k civilians in a month.

    • @basedmiscegenator7543
      @basedmiscegenator7543 2 роки тому +24

      @@andreygusak 160,000-700,000 civilians died directly (depending on the source, it's disputed heavily), the number of civilians dead from lack of infrastructure/medical care as a result of the war is unknown but estimated to be far higher, likely over a million

  • @DoctorSess
    @DoctorSess 2 роки тому +516

    This really highlights Sam’s pathology… personally, I felt guilt and sympathy for attacking the defenseless villagers. Not so for Sam. He lives to inflict endless pain and suffering upon them, whereas I always kill the armed guard and attempt to liberate them.

    • @patrickobrien6154
      @patrickobrien6154 2 роки тому +16

      No one cares

    • @ghgjjjjhhui816
      @ghgjjjjhhui816 2 роки тому +17

      Feeling guilt and sympathy for lines of code really highlights your pathology

    • @BassThumb88
      @BassThumb88 2 роки тому +44

      @@ghgjjjjhhui816 it’s all fun and games until you realize that we’re all just lines of code man…

    • @KTJMProductions
      @KTJMProductions 2 роки тому +29

      Despite what the mouth breathers in your comments are saying right now, this is a common theory in game development and is why so few "villian" games exist, and the ones that do have to hide it in the story convolutedly like Dark Souls/Elden Ring and Destiny (i know right?)

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 роки тому +5

      he does liberate them. he's freed them, given them endless purpose that they will always be able to fulfill. The purpose of suffering for the rest of time to entertain sam.

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii 2 роки тому +345

    Ayy sam is playing Elden Ring. Time for the most unique and disturbed take on this game.

    • @LuisLopez-sg2ib
      @LuisLopez-sg2ib 2 роки тому +22

      Man you got that right, holy fuck that intro.

    • @worl6548
      @worl6548 2 роки тому +4

      Ya know in hindsight you following Sam makes a lotta sense

    • @mikeskinner315
      @mikeskinner315 2 роки тому +5

      After recently re-watching him, brian, and bizzle playing through dark souls 3 using the first person mod, I feel I can comfortably spoil the rest of this series - They do all the work while Sam sits back in a corner and maybe throws a semi useful spell out here and there lol.

    • @Illsildur
      @Illsildur 2 роки тому +1

      @@worl6548 In his 19 wolf rats video he name one of them "General Sam's fanbase". Was a nice easter egg lol

  • @cacklingcoyote4882
    @cacklingcoyote4882 2 роки тому +241

    I'm happy to also see you were perfectly able to recreate your own face and put it on your character. Giving your character blonde hair and blue eyes has got to be your biggest power fantasy.

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 2 роки тому +6

      @@BurnedByTheFurnace3 Your entire account is mastercrafted bait, i salute you my fellow fisherman

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 2 роки тому +4

      I think not having male pattern baldness is Sam's greatest power fantasy

  • @ewwpoorpeople5684
    @ewwpoorpeople5684 2 роки тому +529

    I feel like Sam is a case study for what would happen if your brain had its insides and outsides swapped

    • @Pre.C_King
      @Pre.C_King 2 роки тому +2

      Uhm 0_o...
      Missed out on Biology class?
      XD

    • @slimdok4028
      @slimdok4028 2 роки тому +33

      @@Pre.C_King uhm?
      owo
      OhwoOogA!
      XD

    • @Pre.C_King
      @Pre.C_King 2 роки тому +1

      @@slimdok4028 Ohw0gadal0gaziw0?

    • @bensosnowski1128
      @bensosnowski1128 2 роки тому +1

      That made no sense haha

    • @Cjoudan
      @Cjoudan 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pre.C_King I think he means the different parts of your brain.

  • @SymonOnua
    @SymonOnua 2 роки тому +47

    The sheen of sweat from the excitement of subjugating the defenseless was a nice touch, Sam.

  • @itohagan
    @itohagan 2 роки тому +301

    Bryan: gets kicked by the deer
    Sam: " you're like a kid at a petting zoo"
    🤣

    • @tylerkelley3400
      @tylerkelley3400 2 роки тому +1

      I didn’t even catch that😂

    • @IckbobTheAwesome
      @IckbobTheAwesome 2 роки тому +1

      WOW YEAH HE SAID THAT IN THE VIDEO! THAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO! THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS IN CASE SOMEONE ENDED UP IN THE COMMENTS WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT WATCHING THE VIDEO

    • @itohagan
      @itohagan 2 роки тому +4

      @@IckbobTheAwesome lol the guys comment above yours literally said he missed it. It was my favorite part so wanted to share thanks tho

  • @TenZen
    @TenZen 2 роки тому +455

    Meanwhile George R.R. Martin:
    *hysterically jumping on a trampoline naked*

    • @bigz1289
      @bigz1289 2 роки тому +11

      Omfg toothbrush my brain and eyes

    • @strategicrager1891
      @strategicrager1891 2 роки тому +11

      Nah he’s a bit busy trying to shit on everyone talking about Winds of Winter

    • @udednow
      @udednow 2 роки тому +13

      "Weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weeeeeeeeeeeen"
      -South Parks version of the GoT Theme

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 2 роки тому +4

      @@strategicrager1891 “I could make Winds of Winter... but nah, more Dunk and Egg, that’s clearly what everyone wants.” - GRR probably.

    • @strategicrager1891
      @strategicrager1891 2 роки тому +8

      @@Slender_Man_186 literally every UA-camr that covers game of thrones is just roasting him bout it and it brings tears to my eyes his confidence to not give a fuck ;-; truly a master of his legacy

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому +176

    Ah, finally an Elden Ring video I can watch (I can't afford it, so I'm avoiding spoilers as much as possible) because I know there's no way I'll actually learn anything useful from Sam playing a Souls-game.

    • @kingcockroach.
      @kingcockroach. 2 роки тому +11

      Theres no spolilers this game is so big and vast and theres so much to be done. The game will still have so much to offer you whenever you can get it

    • @f33f33nkou
      @f33f33nkou 2 роки тому +15

      Unironically this is one of the best videos of elden ring that somehow manages to show essentially no spoilers.

    • @fucksusan.fuckcensorship.874
      @fucksusan.fuckcensorship.874 2 роки тому +3

      @@kingcockroach.also if 1 ending gets spoiled theres a whole 5 other endings to find out.

  • @cometcoma5186
    @cometcoma5186 2 роки тому +117

    I’ve never wanted to be a defenseless Elden ring villager so badly in my life....

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 Рік тому +12

    10:00 is the most dark souls thing ever.
    Three friends, all in different strange armors, doing some weird pose and arguing.

  • @imtimbabay6583
    @imtimbabay6583 2 роки тому +43

    The scary thing about Sam is he’s not the guy you’d expect to be psychologically tormenting you and your family before killing you during the apocalypse.

    • @brunoactis1104
      @brunoactis1104 Рік тому

      Dude looks like a 1950s office worker that beats his wife every night 💀

  • @fungu4625
    @fungu4625 2 роки тому +743

    With this being partly founded by the Great George R.R. Martin, Sam was incredibly disappointed to find out you couldn't rape in the game.

  • @doc_eh2747
    @doc_eh2747 2 роки тому +79

    Wow, I can’t believe it the game even gave him an evaluation of his fighting ability when he swapped to catch flame. It’s right there, in that black rectangle above his equipment slots!

  • @thadabmasta
    @thadabmasta 2 роки тому +38

    I have no words. The first 2 minutes are already a masterpiece

  • @SwitchetBladeX3
    @SwitchetBladeX3 2 роки тому +72

    This was refreshing, feels like a throw back almost. Always exciting to see Sam's vile creation of a character

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh 2 роки тому +11

    that mechanical kitty cat was the first boss I fought out the tutorial area, in my first soulsborne game. Absolutely terrifying and a 10/10 experience.

  • @jcb5847
    @jcb5847 2 роки тому +26

    It may be a little off topic, but I really appreciate that you introduced me to jippy. His music is so great for just chilling out and torturing defenseless peasants.

  • @TheeActualKeyboardWarrior
    @TheeActualKeyboardWarrior 2 роки тому +122

    thanks Sam, I appreciate you giving me the pep talk at the end I really needed that to boost my self esteem after my wife and her boyfriend yelled at me for not stopping the microwave at one second so it didn't beep and they could have sex in peace.

  • @Traveler-VII
    @Traveler-VII 2 роки тому +43

    Oh yeah, George R.R. Martin _was_ involved with this game. Totally forgot about that bit somehow.

    • @Ezekialify
      @Ezekialify 2 роки тому +15

      that's cause he did next to nothing. He was consulted on some lore shit, and they didn't use any of it apparently.

    • @eiatos
      @eiatos 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ezekialify sounds like George to write nothing at all.

    • @hann.1559
      @hann.1559 2 роки тому +10

      @@Ezekialify but he did write like the foundation of the lore for the game?

    • @fiftydabs5114
      @fiftydabs5114 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ezekialify sounds like your just speaking on something you know shit about

    • @jackpadden8788
      @jackpadden8788 2 роки тому +24

      @@hann.1559 Yeah ignore him, entire bollocks. He wrote the mythos of the world and its original setting. Almost all of the demigods, the ancient heroes and old lore were created by him. The development team then brought that mythos far into the future and corrupted it with some classic miyazaki motifs. This information comes from the interviews that Kitao did prior to the release.

  • @cliftonwindham4194
    @cliftonwindham4194 2 роки тому +12

    Your sense of humor is great dude “ to them… I’m the boss.. and they never win” that cracked me up man.

  • @WrangleMcDangle
    @WrangleMcDangle 2 роки тому +119

    This game man... the visuals, the sound design, the ai, the story... all thanks to George R R Martin who developed all of those things

    • @pygmalion8952
      @pygmalion8952 Рік тому +2

      the ai is goofy sometimes tho

    • @OhFrittata
      @OhFrittata Рік тому +42

      Martin came up with the with every single stat, weapon, and gameplay mechanic as well. This greedy FromSoftware company stole all of it from him and slapped their name on it to garner success and praise. George R R Martin actually wanted to make the game much harder but Miyazaki said that he doesn’t like making difficult challenging games and would much rather make a game with the difficulty akin to a V-Tech/Leap Frog plug-n-play childrens game from the early 2000’s.

    • @hobosatemychicken6203
      @hobosatemychicken6203 Рік тому +3

      @@OhFrittata idk where you got this from but george R.R. martin was in charge of writing elden rings history , what came before the game , and what came before the games before the game . he was responsible of creating the narrative for the games current storyline and bring a real historical lore you can follow into the game . we know more about what came
      before us than we do about what’s in the game . they didn’t steal it from him it was a good partnership that worked out incredibly well

    • @OhFrittata
      @OhFrittata Рік тому +18

      @@hobosatemychicken6203 **wooosh**

    • @hobosatemychicken6203
      @hobosatemychicken6203 Рік тому

      @@OhFrittata shoot i’m high didn’t see the title

  • @ConanCamelPuncher
    @ConanCamelPuncher 2 роки тому +170

    Sam having to dominate in the metaverse because his wife dominates him in the bedroom

    • @Ashephalt
      @Ashephalt 2 роки тому +9

      He keeps having daughters because he lets his wife be a top.

    • @thebigman5047
      @thebigman5047 2 роки тому

      Milk Me

  • @erickelevra5040
    @erickelevra5040 2 роки тому +64

    I absolutely cherish every single time Sam does his wheeze laugh

    • @ayeyojimbo
      @ayeyojimbo 2 роки тому +2

      It’s why we’re all here tbh

  • @barrybones1720
    @barrybones1720 2 роки тому +14

    Good to see sam played through this entire first chunk with the hugging debuff

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich 2 роки тому +10

    I like that the prisoner mask was actually distorted so it fit over his horrific face. But he was still clipping a little bit.

  • @kickassnerdgaming
    @kickassnerdgaming 2 роки тому +44

    Sam, I really appreciate the message you left at the end of the video just for me.
    It really helped calm the anxiety that Poob's death threats caused.

  • @mrgriffdude.5748
    @mrgriffdude.5748 2 роки тому +29

    The intro is basically a grown Cartman fighting pigs for 50 levels again.

  • @TV---
    @TV--- 2 роки тому +269

    The only reason sam is looking for the ring, is because his wifes wedding ring is a half eaten onion ring.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому +5

      and his wife is his hand

    • @TV---
      @TV--- 2 роки тому +4

      @@STOPSYPHER he has an auto blower ai now.
      He looks down on us peasants now.

    • @sirreoser5668
      @sirreoser5668 2 роки тому +1

      A wedding ring and a snack in one? Sam knows how to truly spoil a lady

  • @ericf423
    @ericf423 2 роки тому +19

    I honestly think you have a great knack for making these videos, just everything from the editing, setups, and jokes not to mention the pure genius here. A true class act Sir.

  • @echopho
    @echopho Рік тому +9

    As a souls game veteran I can gladly say that this is the correct way to play, nice to see people play elden ring for the first time :)

  • @3rgarage426
    @3rgarage426 2 роки тому +20

    ive waited for this so long

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 2 роки тому +29

    That dragonfly was trying to avenge his brother that flew eyeballs first into Sam’s sticky tape.

    • @lollercoaster2010
      @lollercoaster2010 2 роки тому +2

      I'm surprised that they let Adam Friedland have a cameo in this game.

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 2 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah dude

  • @beowolfaleinb1747
    @beowolfaleinb1747 2 роки тому +11

    Glad you got out of that goddamn cast Mr. Sam. I've appreciated your content for years and I hope to continue to do so. I just hope this video doesn't get lost to time like the goddamn Dark Souls series. The green screen is getting better and better I can tell you really enjoy it.

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 2 роки тому +4

    "You see I've found these little guys on the road, they're basically defenseless"
    Oh hey I know where that is and- ..........oh.....Ohhh Nooo.....

  • @corporal-cream6898
    @corporal-cream6898 2 роки тому +57

    I wonder how long it’s gonna take for Sam’s wife to see him again, he’s in the grind, baby. Just like he was in Tarkov.

  • @Cheese479
    @Cheese479 2 роки тому +9

    19:59 best reaction to the burial watchdog I’ve seen so far

  • @thoreroseup
    @thoreroseup 2 роки тому +58

    Straight up one of the best content creators on the platform, much love Sam! I know this is gonna be good can't wait for the laughs man :)

  • @Mr_wisk
    @Mr_wisk 2 роки тому +4

    dung eater is the most terrifying npc from all fromsoft games so far holy shit, imagine he cursing your soul by desecrating your dead body so hard that your grandchild is cursed as well wtf

  • @jolonghthong
    @jolonghthong 2 роки тому +6

    That beginning bit was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

  • @Just_Call_Me_Pagton
    @Just_Call_Me_Pagton 2 роки тому +1

    24:51 my friend and I had the same exact experience. It’s was completely fine then we heard it coming and we like OMG NOOO

  • @50blessings57
    @50blessings57 2 роки тому +9

    Man, Sam's just been pumping these videos out. Keep it up.

  • @Vennetherblade
    @Vennetherblade 2 роки тому +16

    So glad to know that there's a part 2 coming, I can relax and get off the edge of my seat for a bit

  • @actuallygunno1967
    @actuallygunno1967 2 роки тому +10

    I cant wait for part 2 Sam thank you for making it just for me

  • @MrCptAmazing
    @MrCptAmazing 2 роки тому +25

    The absolute quality of this video and writing of the plot could win a sundance award. Nice fucking job.

  • @HCG
    @HCG 2 роки тому +2

    “They couldn’t kill me even if they unionized”
    Hahaha

  • @r3aper34
    @r3aper34 2 роки тому +5

    Can't wait for pt. whatever comes to fruition. Content is great and keeps me chuggin' along most days thanks guys

  • @Deathwept
    @Deathwept 2 роки тому +9

    Happy I stayed to hear about part 2, thanks for the intimate moment Sam.

  • @warholhille1518
    @warholhille1518 2 роки тому +9

    I’m loving this upload schedule Sam, keep up the almost god like work your doing.

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 2 роки тому +14

    Plays Elden Ring just to kill the poor people
    I’d expect nothing less of Sam

  • @Yotrymp
    @Yotrymp Рік тому +3

    In his search for the Noble's Slender Sword, he became insane.

  • @fairhair1539
    @fairhair1539 2 роки тому +8

    I need more, you guys are hilarious

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 2 роки тому +22

    Funny enough, I got that exact feeling Sam had in the intro when I found a bunch of em in the swamp just chilling. It felt badass af summoning the ghoul boys and edge-walking towards them as the boys get to work

  • @siegwardcatarina5476
    @siegwardcatarina5476 2 роки тому +6

    That end bit where Sam is just talking to you really feels like a Dad moment. Parasocial Relationship.

  • @TrueMakaveli50
    @TrueMakaveli50 Рік тому +1

    12 vigor and Fia’s debuff on top lol classic

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 2 роки тому +1

    28:37 "Someone water me, I'm fucking hurting" haha 1 HP

  • @CanofSprats
    @CanofSprats 2 роки тому +21

    "noone beats defenseless villagers like me"
    AquaFPS would disagree

  • @Thursyy
    @Thursyy 2 роки тому +6

    This was such a blast! I laughed so hard I almost threw up. Glad there is at least 2 more parts. Skyrim and the bois vibes

  • @SirDehumanized
    @SirDehumanized 2 роки тому +6

    I’d love if you actually did videos for every area of the game. Would be an epic series.

  • @Myblacknadz
    @Myblacknadz 2 роки тому +1

    This is some of your best content. Your DS3 with bryan and steve were some of the funniest videos.

  • @brycekeith5653
    @brycekeith5653 Рік тому +2

    I’m almost a year late but that character customization might just be the best I have seen yet

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 2 роки тому +10

    It wouldn't be a General Sam video without the harassment of defenseless minorities

  • @Metalton95
    @Metalton95 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like I'm in a parallel dimension where Elden Ring is my first Souls game.

  • @Big_Dai
    @Big_Dai 2 роки тому +9

    From the intro, to the friendly interactions.. this has been one of the funniest things I've seen of late.

  • @devinthorn8182
    @devinthorn8182 2 роки тому

    Paraphrasing: “They were never closer to beating me than the first time they faced me. It’s the futility that keeps me coming back.”
    Man, you’re hilarious. subbed haha

  • @beckerscantbechoosers6768
    @beckerscantbechoosers6768 2 роки тому

    Dang, it's cool how you wrote that part at the end just for me and no one else. Super chill.

  • @RudyTheNinja
    @RudyTheNinja 2 роки тому +5

    "I'm taking my time"
    "We're busting through with no lube"

  • @munkirtokage4816
    @munkirtokage4816 2 роки тому +19

    I like how Sam is like "There will only be 3 parts because we are busting through it really quick" ........he has no idea wait till he sees the whole map
    All these replies talking about beating the game in under a certain time......I'm talking content wise sam is prob going to have his hands full of footage. Keep bragging about how your brother beat the speed running record tho

    • @decoyhunter8832
      @decoyhunter8832 2 роки тому +3

      To be fair, you can default dance your way through the game in 1 day easily

    • @sirjoey3137
      @sirjoey3137 2 роки тому +10

      @@decoyhunter8832 You can beat the game in 20 hours on your first run... easily? Tell me you have piss jars under your desk without telling me you have piss jars under your desk.

    • @Firaxo
      @Firaxo 2 роки тому +1

      @@sirjoey3137 without optional bosses and optional areas the game is very very very short.
      My bro did it in 50 minutes on NG+

    • @decoyhunter8832
      @decoyhunter8832 2 роки тому +1

      @@Firaxo One of my friends did the varre questline XP farm and beat the game in a couple of hours, first time playing too

    • @pegolini1179
      @pegolini1179 2 роки тому +1

      @@decoyhunter8832 Ah yes. He probably found all of that out by himself.
      But for real spoiling the game for yourself, using guides and farming exploits doesn't really represent a real playthrough of a game.

  • @kitzi4470
    @kitzi4470 2 роки тому +3

    I like how he used an actual boss weapon on them

  • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725
    @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725 Рік тому +1

    Squirrels have dodge rolls in the lands between. They have to get good like everyone else

  • @jellymop
    @jellymop 2 роки тому +1

    3:00 “Gamers, what was that?!?” 😂 this killed me

  • @davidstandeven5250
    @davidstandeven5250 2 роки тому +6

    Damn even the squirrels have a hard play through in Elden Ring. 😔

  • @liamalcantara1485
    @liamalcantara1485 2 роки тому +5

    Martin is one of my favorite authors and I'm so happy to see some of his ideas put into a game :)

    • @red_menace1829
      @red_menace1829 2 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 2 роки тому +1

      I love that they delayed the game to really emulate him. Just another reason why fromsoft is the best game dev in the industry right now.

    • @liamalcantara1485
      @liamalcantara1485 2 роки тому

      @@red_menace1829 ok

  • @zackhawn5944
    @zackhawn5944 2 роки тому +5

    Damn I miss the days of GeneralSam122/123, where Sam could turn a 15 minute Skyrim walkthrough video into pure gold

    • @nickmf22
      @nickmf22 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah it sucks that he's making videos that aren't boring garbage

    • @zackhawn5944
      @zackhawn5944 2 роки тому

      @@nickmf22 Ya now it's just him wheezing with the same 3 people every video

  • @spupergames7771
    @spupergames7771 Рік тому +1

    You know the trolls near warmaster's shack are more fun to bully. You can even make em fight eachother

  • @icecreamdaycatlin8896
    @icecreamdaycatlin8896 2 роки тому

    dude this reminds me of a guy i know who plays games like your intro. just the most simplistic way of doing things.

  • @ZXSM
    @ZXSM 2 роки тому +4

    “Go and learn what this means: I want mercy and not sacrifice. I didn’t come to call righteous people, but sinners.””
    ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭9:13‬ ‭CEB‬.

  • @1999worldjacob
    @1999worldjacob 2 роки тому +38

    Some how I knew Sam would take this brutal game and turn it into a joke 😂

    • @elizarr3069
      @elizarr3069 2 роки тому +3

      Ngl you have to be dog shit to think this game is "brutal"

    • @prawngravy18
      @prawngravy18 2 роки тому +1

      He has played all the other souls games so it probably wasn't brutal for him, the game isn't that hard just have some patience.

    • @omoroburns2172
      @omoroburns2172 2 роки тому +1

      This is probably the easiest modern fromsoftware game yet.

    • @1999worldjacob
      @1999worldjacob 2 роки тому +4

      @@prawngravy18 I’m level 150 and completed Ng+ but this game is definitely brutal. Never played a FromSoft game before

    • @Sean-ur4cb
      @Sean-ur4cb 2 роки тому

      @@1999worldjacob the game is still challenging, just not as “brutal” as older fromsoft games with all the quality of life improvements

  • @randydandy3654
    @randydandy3654 2 роки тому

    thank you for the part at the end, im glad someone finally made something just for me

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 2 роки тому +30

    I saw an interview where Martin went "yeah, they would come show me tech demos and then leave"
    I genuinely think that's the extent of his involvement with the game lol

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 2 роки тому +10

      He did the world building extremely early on & that was it. Makes sense though

    • @TheIrishMugFug
      @TheIrishMugFug 2 роки тому +6

      That's the same extent Joe Biden is involved in the presidency

    • @coopers1716
      @coopers1716 2 роки тому +18

      @@TheIrishMugFug if I feed you political drones pesticides will you go away like bugs?

    • @taylorbennion3706
      @taylorbennion3706 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheIrishMugFug hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my God bro you are so witty and funny hahahahahahahahahah can't believe you came up with such a cutting insult hahahahah well done sleepy Joe doesn't have shit on you you're so clever it's so cool when people talk about politicians hahahahah oh wow you rule dude let's go brandon

    • @TheIrishMugFug
      @TheIrishMugFug 2 роки тому +3

      @@taylorbennion3706 triggered

  • @uppercut4111
    @uppercut4111 2 роки тому +4

    I like how Sam says he "plays the game different" as if we don't already know he plays every game like touching a single ounce of meta will give him a serious rash...

    • @f33f33nkou
      @f33f33nkou 2 роки тому

      Madness/frenzy faith builds actually are pretty dang good. Mostly for pvp but not too shabby in pve

  • @whtwudtristando
    @whtwudtristando 2 роки тому

    perfect impersonation of Ed Kemper in MindHunter. Not sure if that's what you were going for, but if so: you nailed it

  • @emmanuelwolfmusic410
    @emmanuelwolfmusic410 Рік тому +2

    This is the magic of gaming , that was wonderful to see guys.

  • @patrickjvanhuffel
    @patrickjvanhuffel 2 роки тому

    That beginning segment was Amazing the zoom the music everything just landed big props to the editor.

  • @alexandercarling9902
    @alexandercarling9902 Рік тому +1

    “I play with the defenseless villagers”

  • @edwardmayer3389
    @edwardmayer3389 2 роки тому

    Cant help but notice your guy has a striking resemblance to a certain old skyrim character 🤣 Showing your age with the bepop reference too!Love it

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 роки тому

    I'm a minute and a half into this video and already it might be the best Souls-adjacent content I've ever encountered.

  • @twooobee6510
    @twooobee6510 2 роки тому

    General I had no idea your channel even existed but now I do and I love it. Thank you for the special message addressed exclusively to me at the end

  • @SwiFTDBL
    @SwiFTDBL 10 місяців тому

    The comment about how long of a process it is to play with friends is so true. I understand they want the main experience to be solo but some people enjoy doing co op thru out an entire play thru. For example I originally hoped it’d be more accessible (even tho the other soul games aren’t) and was gonna do a solo character and a character to play a co op run with friends, come to find out it’s really not worth co op-ing unless your at a fog wall

  • @lorenzosanchez3251
    @lorenzosanchez3251 2 роки тому +1

    Sam never got his ass beat as a child and it shows

  • @Museaku
    @Museaku 2 роки тому

    i cannot tell you. the absolute cackle that erupted from me while listening to your monologue in the introduction. liked and subbed LOL

  • @pgame20
    @pgame20 2 роки тому +1

    "Somebody's got the stank arrow."
    So true.