ROBERT DENIRO - Mob boss as a car salesman

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  • @maxqazwsxedc1050
    @maxqazwsxedc1050 6 місяців тому +19950

    Italian selling German cars while warning Americans about Japan is the axisest thing I've ever seen

    • @AlphaInvestor88
      @AlphaInvestor88 6 місяців тому +269

      Audi is a great car brand. Very safe luxury vehicles.

    • @sothreego
      @sothreego 6 місяців тому +92

      We shall learn who caused these axises. Could it be those selling the weapon manufacturers?

    • @fakascordamaglia462
      @fakascordamaglia462 6 місяців тому +137

      Italian? Isn't he like from New York?

    • @CristianSicilia
      @CristianSicilia 6 місяців тому +110

      Italian origin

    • @channel55andaboxoftissues16
      @channel55andaboxoftissues16 6 місяців тому +87

      the germans treated pows well (at least if they were american or british/irish). the japanese on the otherhand...

  • @rc....
    @rc.... Місяць тому +2708

    DeNiro wasn't acting, that's how classy he is 😂

    • @dreamsister6339
      @dreamsister6339 23 дні тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @andrewnichols1023
      @andrewnichols1023 22 дні тому +16

      He is so OG and a real boss

    • @kyoki6620
      @kyoki6620 21 день тому +12

      @@andrewnichols1023calm down you don’t really know what those words mean don’t throw it around

    • @j.ceasar
      @j.ceasar 21 день тому +16

      I honestly think he's the greatest actor there ever was.

    • @suraj9695
      @suraj9695 21 день тому +5

      @@dreamsister6339 lol the man had to pull that lady from she seeing the manager personally

  • @pranjalkirtania2361
    @pranjalkirtania2361 25 днів тому +1117

    That's the type of salesman we need in our company

    • @ReenaBINA
      @ReenaBINA 21 день тому +9

      😂

    • @mariusxmeier2417
      @mariusxmeier2417 20 днів тому +8

      I hope not haha

    • @GustavoMaldonado42
      @GustavoMaldonado42 19 днів тому +8

      when can i start?

    • @russkate88
      @russkate88 18 днів тому +6

      And that's one way to go out of business

    • @jougetsu
      @jougetsu 17 днів тому +5

      yea no, it's funny because it's a movie, imagine having a toxic / angry co-worker next to you all day long, gets old really fast

  • @igmodelbyday5030
    @igmodelbyday5030 Рік тому +155881

    “Let’s not forget pearl harbor” while trying to sell them an Audi 😂

    • @mhern57
      @mhern57 Рік тому +2129

      HA!!! That's right!😂

    • @AC-zx4hd
      @AC-zx4hd Рік тому +1

      No. The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s what Belushi told us in Animal house?

    • @DimonStahlmann
      @DimonStahlmann Рік тому +2858

      The guy had to say: well, let's not forget Stalingrad neither

    • @niqolas
      @niqolas Рік тому

      @@DimonStahlmann Americans don't care about sralingrad. It's not even in USA.

    • @michaelmccabe3330
      @michaelmccabe3330 Рік тому +432

      This comment is underrated!

  • @troytrick3325
    @troytrick3325 4 місяці тому +5993

    Ya ain't a customer until you buy something 😂😂😂

    • @prism8289
      @prism8289 4 місяці тому +62

      It is 2024 and my LS430 still going strong. I doubt that Mercedes is.

    • @massimoalati347
      @massimoalati347 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@prism8289😂😂😂

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 3 місяці тому +32

      I ain’t buying unless the staff treats everyone with respect.

    • @smeclau
      @smeclau 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@prism8289 probably not cause it's an Audi

    • @Brother8237
      @Brother8237 3 місяці тому +10

      @@prism8289 well it is a Toyota so it’s pretty invincible

  • @krishpykreame
    @krishpykreame Рік тому +41158

    “What car do u drive”
    “Porsche 911 gt2 rs”
    “Oh, so it’s a Volkswagen”
    “No it’s a Porsche”
    “Porsche, Volkswagen same thing, German right?”
    “Let’s not forget WW2”

    • @0-60reviews7
      @0-60reviews7 Рік тому +765

      That’s different though, old Lexus’ were pretty similar to toyotas

    • @StarHunter28
      @StarHunter28 Рік тому +320

      @@0-60reviews7 which part? I don't know of any early 2000s domestic market Toyota sedan with a v8

    • @Grebanche
      @Grebanche Рік тому +468

      Wrong because Lexus is owned by Toyota

    • @dynaryda8857
      @dynaryda8857 Рік тому +793

      @@Grebanche Volkswagen owns Porsche…..

    • @user-mw6gv7fk7z
      @user-mw6gv7fk7z Рік тому +107

      Yeah, Volkswagen concern includes Porsche
      And everybody remember who Ferdinand Porsche was)

  • @fahmiandriant560
    @fahmiandriant560 20 днів тому +260

    DeNiro was born to play every single Mob/Crime movies 😂

  • @sinhaashish935
    @sinhaashish935 24 дні тому +144

    When "I wanna see the manager" backfired😂

  • @Detci
    @Detci Рік тому +20529

    "Wanna see the manager? Here’s the manager"
    *Shakes hand with the manager*

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Рік тому +13620

    "You can fit 3 bodies in there."
    Me: *SOLD*

    • @angelmedina4207
      @angelmedina4207 Рік тому +239

      I'd look at him straightfaced. "I need something that holds 6"

    • @mg19cal
      @mg19cal Рік тому +88

      @@angelmedina4207 but you have to bargain it though. You have to sound kind of hesitant while you're saying "you know, I think I might need to fit six in there"😎

    • @angelmedina4207
      @angelmedina4207 Рік тому +21

      @@mg19cal that's a good point..

    • @Kdabz710
      @Kdabz710 Рік тому +50

      Any car with an ashtray can hold about 20 bodies….

    • @EyePatchGuy88
      @EyePatchGuy88 Рік тому +2

      @@Kdabz710 - Lel.

  • @awee5816
    @awee5816 Місяць тому +53

    The Manager is a handful ✋
    Lol 😂!

  • @davydeenice1174
    @davydeenice1174 Місяць тому +104

    DeNiro - Pacino... My favorite guys... Gotta love em...😂 Two of the best Italian Americans ever... 💪👊🙏

    • @craigbosko2229
      @craigbosko2229 Місяць тому +3

      Actually 3,Al Pacino

    • @azizrasulov926
      @azizrasulov926 29 днів тому +1

      What does mean gotta love em ???

    • @naz.718
      @naz.718 28 днів тому +1

      @@azizrasulov926means you need to work on your slang

    • @davydeenice1174
      @davydeenice1174 28 днів тому +1

      @@azizrasulov926 Are you kidding? Really...

    • @davydeenice1174
      @davydeenice1174 28 днів тому

      No your just remedial.. dumdass

  • @henryflores2724
    @henryflores2724 Рік тому +30767

    I worked for a car rental business. I used the 3 body line few times...makes people laugh 😭

    • @ifrite3
      @ifrite3 Рік тому +1773

      @@darthlegolas9155 what do you mean he's lying? so it can only fit 2 bodies in there or what?

    • @justinwho5514
      @justinwho5514 Рік тому +363

      yeah i dont see this as sooo far fetched it just has to be a lie... its definitely believable if you have any experience around salesmen in general. having been one (not for cars admittedly) i can guarantee jokes are a sure fire why to get the customer on your side if the jokes land well. idk what it is, but people love buying shit from people that make them laugh, smile, etc.

    • @SatanOptic
      @SatanOptic Рік тому +55

      I read that in a nyc Italian pal accent lmfao

    • @slicedice4807
      @slicedice4807 Рік тому +40

      @@ifrite3 let’s be real it is about a 2 and a half. Which is kind of impractical.

    • @trawnp1656
      @trawnp1656 Рік тому +4

      @@darthlegolas9155 wut ?

  • @sarnxero2628
    @sarnxero2628 Рік тому +14231

    An Italian selling a German car: let's not forget Pearl Harbor

    • @lupreztryson
      @lupreztryson Рік тому +177

      He’s barely Italian. More irish than italian

    • @ggthewhale
      @ggthewhale Рік тому +447

      @@lupreztryson at this point his ancestry doesn't mean anything. He's as honorary an italian as it gets

    • @rogerpinsonno8898
      @rogerpinsonno8898 Рік тому +23

      He is selling them a Cadillac

    • @markpozsar5785
      @markpozsar5785 Рік тому +74

      Not an Italian. He's an American.

    • @Theairbiscuit101
      @Theairbiscuit101 Рік тому +39

      @@markpozsar5785 ^ This. A huge number of Italian ex pats, many of whom were from Sicily, were in the US before WW2. Same could be said about Poles.

  • @peteholloway5473
    @peteholloway5473 2 місяці тому +153

    I agree hate customers like that asking 10000 questions for over the 1 hour had no intentions

    • @GranTube
      @GranTube 19 днів тому +5

      But you still don't talk to them like that I know it's frustrating I agree 100% but that's part of being a car salesman "Not from you I wanna see the manager!" the customer said it best and that's what it will lead to

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 18 днів тому

      ​@@GranTubenah lmao. Screw those people busting my balls!

    • @chriz9959
      @chriz9959 18 днів тому +1

      after a while you know people who want to buy and who dont. those who dont , you answer some questions and than check other customer

    • @ItsB3enLikeThis
      @ItsB3enLikeThis 8 днів тому

      "I hate having to do my job"

  • @indransubramaniam763
    @indransubramaniam763 20 днів тому +2

    Robert in his full throttle ..unstoppable...legend..

  • @CharlieZuko
    @CharlieZuko Рік тому +10322

    I said that 3 bodies joke to a lady once, she didn’t like it to say the least.
    I had to tell her a “body” was a real unit of measurement for volume capacity, kinda like “stone” is for weight.
    She bought it.
    Nice save.

    • @CosmicGaijin
      @CosmicGaijin Рік тому +440

      Did you eventually ice her?

    • @kemicalyemster
      @kemicalyemster Рік тому +28

      looooool

    • @morlarav602
      @morlarav602 Рік тому +206

      @@CosmicGaijin it seems he did penetrate. because she is still in his memory to the point we see his story in random youtube comments

    • @xc3274
      @xc3274 Рік тому

      @@morlarav602 that's some bitter comment right there. You haven't "penetrated" anyone in a long time haven't you 🥺

    • @samuelnarvaez5568
      @samuelnarvaez5568 Рік тому

      Just say “The bodies of all of you’re exes fit in there” with a smile and fake laugh. They will laugh with you, win their trust; and eventually buy the car from you. It has never failed me…and there’s nothing to save from there. All natural

  • @rajivjowaheer9882
    @rajivjowaheer9882 6 місяців тому +3717

    This is the type of salesman everyone wants to be once in a while.

    • @SteveAdamsChannel
      @SteveAdamsChannel 6 місяців тому +52

      I'm a sales rep and I approve of this message! LOL!

    • @wingspantt
      @wingspantt 6 місяців тому +29

      Unhinged?

    • @taimy111
      @taimy111 6 місяців тому +1

      Then be ready to get fucked up by a badass customer.

    • @paulhunter9613
      @paulhunter9613 6 місяців тому

      A peckerless liberal?

    • @rekt-oe1eh
      @rekt-oe1eh 6 місяців тому +16

      also the type of salesman a lot of homeless were

  • @FulgencioGenusEnciso-pc3wl
    @FulgencioGenusEnciso-pc3wl Місяць тому +6

    This gives relief to salesman once in a while

  • @arufai
    @arufai Місяць тому +2

    I can't get tired of watching this clips. My favorite actor very funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @clutchin7017
    @clutchin7017 Рік тому +6898

    “You’re not a customer” godly response

  • @mohammadalomari202
    @mohammadalomari202 Рік тому +4284

    "you can fit 3 bodies in there or 6 Joe Pescis"
    "i am just joking"

    • @papiie
      @papiie Рік тому +41

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @steelydanx3152
      @steelydanx3152 Рік тому +22

      LMAO!

    • @mravocadoman2904
      @mravocadoman2904 Рік тому +17

      Damn 😭💀😂

    • @davidfranson9786
      @davidfranson9786 Рік тому +4

      In the Lexus 1 elf in the back seat with his wife as he drives her to fifth avenue to see Santa Claus ?

    • @intellectvalley1762
      @intellectvalley1762 Рік тому +67

      "So you think that's funny, huh? Funny how?"

  • @alexnagy2044
    @alexnagy2044 Місяць тому +10

    "He's the Boss." 😂 I love DeNiro❗✌🏻&💜

  • @TMGettingMoney
    @TMGettingMoney 16 днів тому +7

    DeNiro legendary NY actor💯‼️🏆👑🥇

  • @MrCrackedJack
    @MrCrackedJack Рік тому +3720

    That sure takes "My boss is a dick!" to a whole other level.

  • @Artman822
    @Artman822 Рік тому +5975

    “You can fit 3 bodies in there”
    Dexter: “Where do I sign?”

  • @onesmusization
    @onesmusization Місяць тому +50

    I loved this movie " Analyze this "

    • @johnflare5925
      @johnflare5925 24 дні тому +3

      analyze these

    • @AuntieM33
      @AuntieM33 23 дні тому +5

      analyze that *

    • @Casey90s
      @Casey90s 23 дні тому +9

      I've been searching everywhere in the comments section for the name. Thanks man.

    • @nazty121
      @nazty121 23 дні тому +2

      Thanks man I watched the movie.. looks like it was made in a different era but good and funny. Couldn't find this scene though I forwarded and rewinded meticulously. And he wasn't a car salesman in it unless it was this one scene.

    • @Slimdub
      @Slimdub 21 день тому +5

      @@nazty121this the sequel analyze that

  • @Embryo7Music
    @Embryo7Music Місяць тому +8

    So NY Italian! 😂♥️The manager🥜 said, “Throw ‘Em Out.” 😂

  • @harperevans6856
    @harperevans6856 Рік тому +3990

    “You can fit 3 bodies in there…”
    Reacher: Sold

  • @10org99
    @10org99 5 місяців тому +2522

    Those who do not know the name of the movie, its 'Analyze That' (released in 2002).

  • @wfhideas
    @wfhideas 21 день тому +9

    I think this is his real character, he wasn't acting.

  • @user-fs8rw8hs1w
    @user-fs8rw8hs1w Місяць тому +24

    The manager is a mob boss.

  • @jonathonhoyt1215
    @jonathonhoyt1215 Рік тому +4004

    “You’re not a customer as far as im concerned” from working in retail when I was younger… I felt that😂😂😂

    • @yessir2033
      @yessir2033 Рік тому +2

      Just turned into a Myhouseisdirty video real quick lmao

    • @SinSacrifice
      @SinSacrifice Рік тому +2

      XD currently in retail amd I love every syllable of it

    • @Gravy_Master
      @Gravy_Master Рік тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING FACE EMOJIS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 VERY MUCH FUNNY MAKE BIG LAUGH JUICY CHUCKLE CHUCKLE

    • @mixebox
      @mixebox Рік тому

      @@SinSacrifice im in retail too lol the things we WANT to say to customers but cant... 😅

    • @tushardlv5
      @tushardlv5 Рік тому

      I am currently in retail and I can relate to that

  • @Savage-rb4kr
    @Savage-rb4kr Рік тому +6242

    "How about another joke Murray?"

  • @prakashm1468
    @prakashm1468 19 днів тому +1

    Perfect personality for Mafia character. No one can beat Brando, Al & DeNiro in such scenes.

  • @juanquintero5194
    @juanquintero5194 19 днів тому +2

    “ here is the manager … “ 😂

  • @user-qt4fj8mx3p
    @user-qt4fj8mx3p 4 місяці тому +1735

    'Here's the manager' 😂😂

    • @MFarid-eu7dm
      @MFarid-eu7dm 3 місяці тому +16

      🤣🤣🤣😂😅

    • @ragingpagan8847
      @ragingpagan8847 2 місяці тому +34

      “Throw him out!”😂

    • @hellsing4757
      @hellsing4757 2 місяці тому +9

      Hahahaha😂

    • @theelf152
      @theelf152 Місяць тому +4

      Would’ve been worse if he said “you’ve been giving me lip for 1 hour, now you can give my manager some for a few minutes & all will be forgotten”..🤣

    • @chriseze8893
      @chriseze8893 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂

  • @costanzawallet7428
    @costanzawallet7428 Рік тому +6347

    Just trynna 'levitate' the situation lmao 😂

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 Рік тому +51

      Malapropism.

    • @dylanschofield8067
      @dylanschofield8067 Рік тому +38

      Think he met levity lol. Like ralphie in the Sopranos "hey it's a tense situation, a little levity huh?"

    • @2811JPR
      @2811JPR Рік тому +7

      @@dylanschofield8067 Haha no way I was just thinking that. Ralphie was actually a sharp guy.

    • @costanzawallet7428
      @costanzawallet7428 Рік тому +65

      @@dylanschofield8067 I thought he meant alleviate....?

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 Рік тому +24

      @@costanzawallet7428 Definitely alleviate. Although that still isn't 100% right.

  • @goodtim3s394
    @goodtim3s394 21 годину тому

    Will never tire of ‘Here’s the manager’ line 😂

  • @dalebowman3666
    @dalebowman3666 Місяць тому +17

    He would’ve made the sale if he would’ve stopped after they said they want to go home and think about it. HE BLEW IT!

    • @andreniggel5467
      @andreniggel5467 29 днів тому +1

      better blow a sale and keep your pride and honour of what youre doing!

    • @adnansulejmanovic6254
      @adnansulejmanovic6254 29 днів тому +2

      @@andreniggel5467 there is no pride and honour in economy, marketing and sales.....

    • @Sbs11-bq7lx
      @Sbs11-bq7lx 28 днів тому

      It aint that deep bro

    • @sbagwell98
      @sbagwell98 21 день тому +1

      If you can't close a deal,F*** Them!
      That's sales(period)
      Semper Fi

    • @biznesmen9229
      @biznesmen9229 21 день тому +1

      maybe, or maybe he is experienced and he know that if somebody wants to buy car they would buy car right away, but if they have to "think about it" in 98/99% scenarios they probably never come back

  • @weiwu1442
    @weiwu1442 Рік тому +5118

    “toyota lexus same thing” while trying to sell a car made by volkswagen

    • @yesdude3914
      @yesdude3914 Рік тому +31

      Yeah, that's the joke..

    • @Yoda83x
      @Yoda83x Рік тому +110

      back then when the movie was filmed audi was still an independent car manufacturer. It was bought by vw at a later point of time. But yes, I get the point 😐

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 Рік тому +20

      @@Yoda83x volkswagen owned most of it by the 60s

    • @christianqawami7451
      @christianqawami7451 Рік тому +51

      @@yesdude3914 close.. the joke is that lexus is toyota’s luxury brand

    • @jermainesillman4617
      @jermainesillman4617 Рік тому

      It is the same thing why not get a better car from a better company?

  • @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla
    @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla Рік тому +4238

    Cut out at the best part: “TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!”

    • @TANGO762
      @TANGO762 Рік тому +13

      What movie is this?

    • @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla
      @TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla Рік тому +66

      @@TANGO762 Analyze That. But watch Analyze This first, since this is a sequel to that one.

    • @TANGO762
      @TANGO762 Рік тому +15

      @@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla appreciate ya

    • @BigLigmas
      @BigLigmas Рік тому +7

      @@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla also appreciate you

    • @willysix8079
      @willysix8079 Рік тому +1

      Gon😂😂🚮

  • @michaelschneider-
    @michaelschneider- Місяць тому +5

    Mr. Bobby De Niro .... This hilarious skit wouldn't be the same without. ..

    • @xscorpio74x72
      @xscorpio74x72 Місяць тому

      I think he would say " Who the F@ck you callin' Bobby tough guy?" 😅

  • @HoodVsBlueSuitGamblingMania
    @HoodVsBlueSuitGamblingMania 5 днів тому +1

    He's one great actor that's funny as ever

  • @nooneinparticular4357
    @nooneinparticular4357 Рік тому +2059

    I love the fact that he’s like Toyota Lexus Japanese same thing and not because of the fact that they’re the same company

  • @redemptionradical7763
    @redemptionradical7763 6 місяців тому +1653

    The manager got good leadership qualities, backs his team up

    • @CoastShuttle
      @CoastShuttle 6 місяців тому +4

      Let's not forget when the Germans bombed
      Pearl Harbor!

    • @fennugreek-gs5zb
      @fennugreek-gs5zb 6 місяців тому +8

      A real stand up guy.

    • @Sunshine66Bklyn
      @Sunshine66Bklyn 6 місяців тому +4

      @@CoastShuttle The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

    • @williamflamholtz5762
      @williamflamholtz5762 6 місяців тому

      The Germans definitely declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor tho@@Sunshine66Bklyn

    • @RiddlerQM
      @RiddlerQM 6 місяців тому +2

      😂

  • @mtccorp
    @mtccorp 2 дні тому

    Robert Deniro is a national treasure. Everything about his acting is just so perfect. The man is an acting genius

    • @nathanbeutler1059
      @nathanbeutler1059 День тому

      Yeah, that’s all he is is an actor he acts like they tell him to

  • @miss.saigon77
    @miss.saigon77 Рік тому +3086

    Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci have the same humor when it comes to delivering lines like that😅

    • @nikkyld1031
      @nikkyld1031 Рік тому +24

      The Italians got it going on

    • @nikkyld1031
      @nikkyld1031 Рік тому +5

      @notfiveo Jesus, that’s why I find everything in school useless to an extent one you get oaat 10th grade

    • @mikrof467
      @mikrof467 Рік тому +1

      Yeah they both show there single digit lQ

    • @mikrof467
      @mikrof467 Рік тому +1

      @notfiveo then you woke up cause you never had a job a day in your video game life

    • @I3oomhauer
      @I3oomhauer Рік тому +11

      ​@@mikrof467 If you're going to toss a insult out on someone's IQ, atleast use the right "their". hahaha

  • @Unbreakable2070
    @Unbreakable2070 Рік тому +3482

    "Dont talk to customers like that"
    "Your not a customer when you do not buy something" 💀💀

    • @esseeedee
      @esseeedee Рік тому +147

      Not a single line of that was spoken in this clip. Also it’s “you’re”.

    • @Unbreakable2070
      @Unbreakable2070 Рік тому +66

      @@esseeedee also, i dont live in a english speaking country. Otherwise, you can correct my sentence structure and vocabulary but that have nothing to do with my comment.

    • @uncasunga1800
      @uncasunga1800 Рік тому

      @@Unbreakable2070 he is mad he is not liked by girls
      He is prolly on the homeland security workplace shooter watch list for his sewage plant 🌵😆😆💩💩

    • @noahv1479
      @noahv1479 Рік тому +60

      @@esseeedee really? Ever heard of paraphrasing?

    • @gregrobinette8620
      @gregrobinette8620 Рік тому +9

      @@esseeedee um actually, therefore, also 🤓

  • @landoevora6153
    @landoevora6153 День тому

    What a character. De Niro is a legend

  • @anthonynattoo1935
    @anthonynattoo1935 Місяць тому +24

    My favorite actor. Nobody better.😂

  • @zedvar3806
    @zedvar3806 6 місяців тому +1567

    He isn't lying, Lexus is Toyota

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 6 місяців тому +69

      Bobby boy making it sound like that's a bad thing when those LS430's are still running smooth to this day. Hell! I keep waiting for one to be up for sale and either they're still too expensive for an old car or people just don't even bother getting rid of them.

    • @blewis9270
      @blewis9270 6 місяців тому +34

      ​@@thomaschristopherwhite9043yea and my dads 1992 camry still runs good too 😂😂😂

    • @AlphaInvestor88
      @AlphaInvestor88 6 місяців тому +7

      @@blewis9270 LMAO

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@blewis9270😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @michaelblair4744
      @michaelblair4744 6 місяців тому +2

      Oh really?

  • @antonyqueen6512
    @antonyqueen6512 Рік тому +3334

    For those interested in the title: “Analyze That”, year 2002

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw 2 місяці тому +5

    If Audi agreed for this scene knowing what it was gonna be about a semi retired mob boss badmouthing a potential Audi customer, then props to them 😂

  • @jimmurray9204
    @jimmurray9204 4 дні тому

    Dnerios comedic side is just fabulous 😂 The man is just a God of the movie screen

  • @kevinwilliams7252
    @kevinwilliams7252 4 місяці тому +634

    I swear man Deniro can do standup comedy.😂😂😂😂👊🏿💯

    • @MFarid-eu7dm
      @MFarid-eu7dm 3 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut 2 місяці тому +10

      Sure. Maybe if his lines were written for him by actual comedians.

    • @Jackpan272
      @Jackpan272 2 місяці тому +15

      How about another joke Murray?

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Jackpan272Wow, that's unoriginal 😂

    • @Themanhimself677
      @Themanhimself677 Місяць тому +2

      @@Jackpan272no I think we’ve had enough of your jokes 😂

  • @autismogamer
    @autismogamer Рік тому +11257

    I'm sure everybody wish they could act that way in retail but sadly the supervisors that paid not do shit or too much alike to Karen's.

    • @thelonewanderer1114
      @thelonewanderer1114 Рік тому

      Naw man I think you’re just a bad person who wants to treat people like shit

    • @Cracknutter22
      @Cracknutter22 Рік тому +66

      @gothael1 you’d be surprised how bad others have, this isn’t even bad

    • @BiggyJimbo
      @BiggyJimbo Рік тому +19

      @gothael1 Hahahah, I thought that too.

    • @tuckerdoyle4492
      @tuckerdoyle4492 Рік тому +44

      @gothael1 yeah, what was he trying to get at? I seriously need a translation

    • @eudemon002
      @eudemon002 Рік тому +2

      @gothael1 lmao

  • @user-bz6oz6gt6q
    @user-bz6oz6gt6q 6 днів тому +1

    Sometimes, that's the only language people understand...

  • @user-dt6cm2pr8v
    @user-dt6cm2pr8v 2 дні тому

    The manager was so tough for them😂😂😂

  • @mariinito4291
    @mariinito4291 Рік тому +4041

    "What kind of car do you drive anyways"
    "Oh, it's uh, Audi A8L"
    "That's like a Volkswagen"
    "It's an Audi"
    "Yeah, Audi Volkswagen same thing. German right?"

    • @unlucky-777
      @unlucky-777 Рік тому +269

      "Don't forget the Jews"

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 Рік тому +54

      "don't forget Dday"

    • @gsix
      @gsix Рік тому +129

      a “Lexus LS” is called a “Toyota Celsor” in Japan. They’re literally identical except from the badge.

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 Рік тому +30

      @@gsix yeah, and?
      Volkswagen is recycling parts, platforms and even whole cars too for their different brands and in different markets.
      It's standard practice.

    • @gsix
      @gsix Рік тому +45

      @@Minecraftrok999 Yeah, and? All im saying is that they’re identical. That’s all.

  • @justifiabledoubt
    @justifiabledoubt Рік тому +2243

    How dare they break Rob's balls?
    That's universal treasure.

  • @darkbrownblm2854
    @darkbrownblm2854 6 днів тому

    Deniro, one of my best actors of all time.

  • @jenniferlopez3554
    @jenniferlopez3554 2 дні тому

    “ Let’s not forget Pear Harbor “ … I love that

  • @athrowawayperson9990
    @athrowawayperson9990 Рік тому +2762

    "You can't talk to customers like that."
    "Customers buy things. Get the fuck out."

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Рік тому +22

      How old are you?

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 Рік тому +139

      @@supershinigami1 weird question

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Рік тому

      @@chrishandsome4267 No it's not. I just wanna know if the person thinking that's a cool quote is like 13 years old and is dumb because of puberty or if it's a mentally challenged adult.

    • @TwistedFireX
      @TwistedFireX Рік тому +45

      @@supershinigami1 Why don’t you take a seat over there?

    • @supershinigami1
      @supershinigami1 Рік тому +2

      @@TwistedFireX lol what kind of argument is that?

  • @nkululekomicheal6155
    @nkululekomicheal6155 Рік тому +585

    "You've been breaking my balls for about an hour "🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Nobody10741
      @Nobody10741 Рік тому +4

      You wanna see the manager
      Here is the manager😂

  • @franciscoramirezc6449
    @franciscoramirezc6449 5 годин тому

    That's why I love this guy. ROBERT THE NIRO

  • @EagleCondor3456
    @EagleCondor3456 Місяць тому +1

    This dealership is in Hoboken! Buy the car, save your life!

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 Рік тому +323

    The best Audi commercial ever.

    • @RobertDeniro-db4ch
      @RobertDeniro-db4ch Рік тому +4

      Thanks for the love and support am nothing without fan's like you

    • @JusticeOuinn420
      @JusticeOuinn420 10 місяців тому +1

      Without a single doubt in my mind

    • @JusticeOuinn420
      @JusticeOuinn420 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@RobertDeniro-db4chlol if u were THE REAL Robert De Niro you would most likely have more then 2 subscribers😆😅🤣😂

  • @tomoakley760
    @tomoakley760 4 місяці тому +102

    That couple are definitely not inside the circle of trust.

    • @steph6498
      @steph6498 2 місяці тому

      😂😂, he won’t get to feel the fake Breast now.

    • @GG-yn6jw
      @GG-yn6jw Місяць тому +2

      Classic!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nisa3695
      @nisa3695 Місяць тому +3

      😂❤

  • @AmanRaj-kv8zz
    @AmanRaj-kv8zz День тому +1

    Shake hand with manager 😂😂

  • @ivanivanov-nz7sb
    @ivanivanov-nz7sb 13 днів тому +1

    Here's the manager

  • @knotabot9370
    @knotabot9370 Рік тому +1173

    “Throwemout!” The boss said.

    • @anuh4308
      @anuh4308 Рік тому +11

      “Throw them out” Robert Deniro’s balls said calmly.

    • @Lukeeey100
      @Lukeeey100 Рік тому +2

      Do as the big boss says!

    • @psi23k
      @psi23k Рік тому +2

      Tell em get a Honda!!

    • @EmpteeBluffs
      @EmpteeBluffs Рік тому +2

      Calmly

    • @knotabot9370
      @knotabot9370 Рік тому

      @@EmpteeBluffs i was gonna put that in shit

  • @namesake8075
    @namesake8075 Рік тому +1774

    My uncle has worked in some car dealerships for more than 20 years, he is the sales manager now. He said, greet all who comes and explain everything you know, answer whatever their concerns are, don't misbehave if not required. Expensive cars don't get sold easily, however, your attitude can make someone your potential customer. Let the product speak for itself, don't push the customer, they will eventually buy when they require. He even once showed cars to an enthusiastic teen, who came back after 7 years and purchased a car from his dealership when he had the purchasing power.

    • @piercehubbard4086
      @piercehubbard4086 Рік тому +94

      That’s true…the effect of a salesman makes a huge difference. I remember when I was in high school my dad was trying to decide between a BMW or a Mercedes, he had his heart set on the BMW but I talked him into at least checking out some Mercedes models I really liked. The dealer he dealt with at the BMW dealership was a nice guy, but didn’t really leave a lasting impression. The salesman for the Mercedes was incredibly nice, helpful, and very charming. He ended up still going with the BMW he wanted, but I remember him leaving the Mercedes dealership and saying “God I wish I could buy my BMW from that guy, he was great!” I guess my point is just how big a difference a good, likable salesman can make. If someone hasn’t already made up their minds, a good salesman holds serious power of persuasion.
      I grew up as a coder, but I tried working in sales when I was younger and I was just awful at it. I realized I’m a terrible salesman, especially trying to sell something I don’t even believe in. I think sales is an innate talent, someone like me could read 1,000 books on how to be a good salesman and it wouldn’t make a difference. It’s something you’re born with.

    • @LifelsGreat
      @LifelsGreat Рік тому +5

      @@steveoli4473 😂

    • @hrrynum8213
      @hrrynum8213 Рік тому +16

      Legend your uncle

    • @irenemarano8241
      @irenemarano8241 Рік тому +10

      When you wish you could buy the other car makes a big difference. I met alot of salesman at car dealership and some needed alot of polish .I found them a bit obnoxious.

    • @Diego-my9gc
      @Diego-my9gc Рік тому +5

      And what did your uncle think about this scene?

  • @suipsy1
    @suipsy1 28 днів тому +2

    I hate it when customers ask me where's your manager?? I feel like telling them exactly what Robert de Niro says....maybe I will

    • @sbagwell98
      @sbagwell98 21 день тому

      You wanna talk to the manager? I'm the owner F you.
      Semper Fi

  • @MexObi
    @MexObi 3 дні тому

    You know this sales job I’m working right now is getting me to this point very damn quickly

  • @jamesduffy965
    @jamesduffy965 Рік тому +3415

    My dad owned a buy here pay here in the 2000s, and I saw him tell people to f off more than once.

    • @Michael_NV
      @Michael_NV Рік тому

      I’m sure they deserved it.

    • @james312
      @james312 Рік тому +167

      Twice?

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp Рік тому +301

      My dad caught a kid shoplifting from our store, and instead of freaking out and throwing the kid out, he just told the kid to pay for it, and he did! Never leave money on the table.

    • @archo112
      @archo112 Рік тому +18

      Key word "owned". Excuse the pun.😒

    • @jamesduffy965
      @jamesduffy965 Рік тому +9

      @@bobxyzp that's great and stupid. What does that have to do with the clip?

  • @MrKcrypto
    @MrKcrypto 6 місяців тому +124

    You left out the best part...when the "manager" yells "TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!!"

    • @JasonYeomans1
      @JasonYeomans1 2 місяці тому +1

      I always thought he said "Tell them to get a hotdog" lol

  • @tobyharper6188
    @tobyharper6188 4 дні тому

    Employee of the year for four years straight.

  • @A.B.-zs8ir
    @A.B.-zs8ir Місяць тому

    This is just classic, got me cryin 😂😂😂Bobby is the man

  • @arnaudsprenger7505
    @arnaudsprenger7505 Рік тому +636

    Very satisfying video if you work in sales 😄

  • @spartijean7856
    @spartijean7856 Рік тому +653

    The name of this movie is: Analyze This(1999 staring Robert DeNiro & Billy Crystal)

    • @Print2shoot
      @Print2shoot Рік тому +10

      Ty will watch this weekend

    • @SG1Mitchell
      @SG1Mitchell Рік тому +37

      This is from Analyze That, the sequel

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 Рік тому +19

      This is from Analyze them, the sequel to the sequel

    • @ostrich8292
      @ostrich8292 Рік тому +10

      This is from Analyze this, the sequel to the sequel to the sequel

    • @Nino-zg4ux
      @Nino-zg4ux Рік тому

      Gotta check it out

  • @augustjologs1
    @augustjologs1 24 дні тому +2

    I'd like to meet the manager (unless he wants to throw me out).

  • @EveK-North
    @EveK-North 2 місяці тому +1

    “You can fit three bodies in there” line always cracks me up 🤣🤣

  • @1ZZFE
    @1ZZFE Рік тому +845

    During my car sales career. For years in the showroom, talking to customers, showing them the cars, and this part of the movie almost always pop in my mind😂 how I wished sometimes I can talk like this.

    • @huskbutt
      @huskbutt Рік тому +22

      Same... here... ive been a car salesman for 6 years. Trust me, we all scream this in our head.

    • @1ZZFE
      @1ZZFE Рік тому

      @@huskbutt esp when you felt balls being busted by the customers. 😂

    • @AH-mj1rd
      @AH-mj1rd Рік тому +11

      Nothing stopping you from talking like that to customers

    • @huskbutt
      @huskbutt Рік тому +11

      @@AH-mj1rd except losing our jobs.

    • @AH-mj1rd
      @AH-mj1rd Рік тому +6

      @@huskbutt not easy replacing sales people these days, also cars these days sell themselves, prices are going crazy

  • @MadM0nkey
    @MadM0nkey Рік тому +247

    Nobody does the pissed as hell happy smile face like De Niro

  • @ivy9624
    @ivy9624 11 днів тому

    "DeNiro, youre line was The manager is out for lunch, can i get you a cup of coffee in the meantime"

  • @Steve-gc5nt
    @Steve-gc5nt 21 день тому

    Hes right. I hate when people leave reviews online when they've never even spent a penny.

  • @nickcrim6735
    @nickcrim6735 6 місяців тому +256

    Bro couldnt keep his inner Jimmy Conway contained at all 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 3 місяці тому +1

      “What did i tell you? What did i tell you? You don’t buy anything!” 😂

  • @jeniferallan6693
    @jeniferallan6693 6 місяців тому +557

    The perfect customer training video

    • @mikea5205
      @mikea5205 6 місяців тому +12

      Actually it is. Can't let entitled customers walk all over you and waste your time.

    • @xaint5298
      @xaint5298 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@mikea5205ah yes don't entertain prospects in your dealership surely you would sell out all you cars with that attitude 😂

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @spook407
      @spook407 6 місяців тому +4

      @@mikea5205you noticed he *didn’t* sell a car in this scene right

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 4 місяці тому

      @@mikea5205id never walk into a dealership like that

  • @nicklausb
    @nicklausb 3 дні тому

    He just said "throw 'em out." He's the boss. Lol

  • @overtothisside504
    @overtothisside504 Місяць тому +42

    Its impossible not to love Robert Deniro

    • @carlosriveros8194
      @carlosriveros8194 Місяць тому +5

      Until he talks politics or trots out his surly son

    • @dalebecause2467
      @dalebecause2467 Місяць тому

      @@carlosriveros8194 Indeed!

    • @drfill7096
      @drfill7096 19 днів тому

      @@carlosriveros8194 Why? It's his opinion and he has as much of a right to it as you do.
      It's just freedom of speech, get over it.

  • @Roger-fv9pw
    @Roger-fv9pw 5 місяців тому +104

    That's our De Niro right to the truth.

  • @Mr_Reset
    @Mr_Reset Рік тому +266

    ‘I want to see the manager’
    Al Pacino walks out

    • @trentdawg2832
      @trentdawg2832 Рік тому +29

      Say hello to my little friend

    • @nutbuster4204
      @nutbuster4204 Рік тому +22

      "Dont worry i'll give them an offer they couldn't refuse"

    • @haoruchen4216
      @haoruchen4216 Рік тому +11

      Throw them in the trunk!

    • @TomTheCat.
      @TomTheCat. Рік тому +1

      No bro That’s Joe Pesci, saying “You gonna buy this piece of shit car you muthafucka you!!”

    • @jeremyromero2000
      @jeremyromero2000 Рік тому +11

      And then George Carlin smiles up from hell as Joe Pesci enters the room and asks whose laughing

  • @andrewromero59
    @andrewromero59 Місяць тому

    Great actor, Robert is also one of my favorite actors as well 👍🏽

  • @skatemobster
    @skatemobster 21 день тому

    DeNiro pre Dirty Grandpa is a national treasure.

  • @xlxl9440
    @xlxl9440 4 місяці тому +209

    As a salesman of car dealership software sales......I FEEL THIS!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jasonwest8972
    @jasonwest8972 Рік тому +386

    The boss says throw them out got me laughing every time I see this. No body can do this better than Robert De Niro.

  • @robcontreras1873
    @robcontreras1873 24 дні тому

    this is an accurate representation about how salesguys are still trained in this industry.

  • @ChristianDamas-fi7tw
    @ChristianDamas-fi7tw 22 дні тому

    Deniro is always awesome. Lots of love

  • @CosmicJib
    @CosmicJib Рік тому +578

    “U wanna talk to the manager, we’ll here’s the manager” 😂😂

    • @syedsha3981
      @syedsha3981 Рік тому +2

      I laughed like hell.

    • @s.f.lswole3327
      @s.f.lswole3327 Рік тому +2

      I’m gone try so hard not to do that when I’m at work today 😂😂😂😂

    • @MJPamuru20
      @MJPamuru20 Рік тому +6

      THROW ‘EM OUT!!

    • @JENNerationX
      @JENNerationX Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 🍒 manager kicked them out -