Jerry Seinfield, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Foxworthy, Sinbad, Michael jr. There's actually quite a lot of them most just aren't as popular.
I have seen him live several times! Great!! My dtr bought his dvd, her young teen was learning everything, one being humor, and so she played the dvd over and over, alone and for friends- now, years later, she is hysterically funny, choosing sarcasm as her style! Yep, Jeff Allen, with his clean humor, was her teacher! Thanks, Jeff.
I discovered him with three or four others on a comedy special called the Apostles of Comedy. I highly recommend it, they were trying to achieve Cutting comedy without profanity and completely nailed it! I'm a fan of George Carlin, Doug Stanhope and such so it takes a lot for me to give credit to a comedian.
Jeff Allen is the best comedian working today. Technically, he is considered peerless and experienced comics have acknowledged Jeff's superiority for years with little argument. They understand that the best stand-ups present their material with an approach similar to a singer performing hit songs in concert. There is a rise and fall to the perfect delivery that, once found, is presented in the same way every time. To us--the audience--that several minutes of subject matter apparently being explored and related from stage seems fresh and unrehearsed. The thoughts appear immediate; the words articulated crisply and with a daring we suspect has been channeled from a higher plane of perception than the one we are allowed to inhabit. In reality, what we are observing is the "illusion of spontaneity" and Jeff Allen has become the master of that difficult art. If an election were held today in which only comedians were allowed to vote--and no one could vote for themselves--Jeff Allen would win in a landslide.
Andy Andrews! Well, that was cool! You have a wonderful way with words. I hope you use your talent more than just on UA-cam! Maybe you can write a book or daily devotional. May God continue to bless you! Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
It's quite simply guys. I've split up with my ex amicably to the point where we can laugh with each other. Spend Christmas with each other for the sake of the children we get on better as friends (in small doses) than living together. gee. That's a good thing 😉
Jeff, I decoded your parents love language: Dad: words of affirmation. "You're so thin"- in cat tongue. Feeling validated your mom shows hers: giving a gift of his favorite foods. 😁
@@edithdlp8045 I'll be on his side till the end of time because his stupid wife is trying to throw shade at him at a random internet video and nobody deserves anyone like that who hate them so much that they make everything about them. You're a liar. Also .. get a treadmill you cow.
"Trust me, he's trying to be as quiet as he can" 😆 "We're lazy people. We've actually woken up our children to get the remote control for the television" 😂😂😂 "How lazy are you!" "Hey, go get your mother's purse for her, will you?" 🤣
Jeff Allen youre funny! I'll watch you again. My ex used to tell me our problem was we just spoke different love languages. Honest to god. Thx for the laughs.
My first time hearing this man and I couldn't stop laughing. Watched all his videos 'till 6 am. He is spot on...great story telling ability and timing. I am from his generation and can relate. A class act! Love to meet his wife.
YOU ARE THE FIRST STAND UP I HAVE TRULY LAUGHED WITH AND ENJOYED!! Your humor is clean and witty and so so relatable for myself married 12 years in august 😊 bless you man for cheering up my day with your great stand up and subscribed and looking at getting app too .
We actually woke our children up to go get the remote control 😂😂😂 Sounds like my mother. She would scream, hoop& holler at the back door until one of us showed up. Thinking it was an emergency you would come completely out of breath. "Go fix me something to drink". What? I just ran 1/2 a mile for that!
Read Zechariah 12:10 Married divorces remarried divorced remarried first husband! Our children are under the impression that there is no language instead telepathy! I come in with glass of water and he’s coming out of bathroom with his medication while he returns medication bottles I get eye drops! Same things in common growing up to where we’d be having dinner with our families same table one word laughter or that so bad no accompanying language! Still doing it! He’ll come to breakfast with something we’ve haven’t had for a while! My daughter just watches as he’s going to town. Took me to the side wanted to know how I know because she noticed that I would walk in carrying pain medication but he wasn’t in the same room! Hadn’t said anything! He brings me my keys and hands me my glasses before I say Did you...!Sixth language none needed!
I laughed so much I nearly lost my breath. WOW the best exercise my lungs ever had I was laughing so hard. Keep wanting to see more. Thank You so much Jeff, this was much needed during this timeline. ♥️☀️😂👍
Talk about "love language" I can't remember how this came about, but I will never forget something my mother said out of the blue. Basically I only remember this part: She said "when you are young you do it all night and when you get old it takes all night to do it, so what's the difference". My parents had 6 kids but when you are a kid you don't much think about how that happened.
"Trust me he's trying to be as quiet as he can" 😂😂☺️
This man saved my life
Sooooooooo funny. A rare talent a comedian that's funny without obsenaties. 👏👏👏👏
Love your screen name.
Jerry Seinfield, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Foxworthy, Sinbad, Michael jr. There's actually quite a lot of them most just aren't as popular.
No obscenities is rare
This whole channel is no obscenities
What's even more rare is people they can spell correctly.
Jeff Allen is one of the coolest, most brilliant stand up comedians ive heard.
AND He's CLEAN! (Imagine that?!?)
@@bunkman64 ikr! :D and he's adorable!
I have seen him live several times! Great!! My dtr bought his dvd, her young teen was learning everything, one being humor, and so she played the dvd over and over, alone and for friends- now, years later, she is hysterically funny, choosing sarcasm as her style! Yep, Jeff Allen, with his clean humor, was her teacher! Thanks, Jeff.
He's better than 75% of comedians on Netflix.
SOOO TRUE
Totally agree
No profanity just laughter. It is funny.
And not one cuss work or F bomb.
I dont have netflix only this
Absolutely LOVE this comedian's style of funny!!! Clean, real life, and to the point!!!😂😂😂
This man is GOLD when it comes to marriage advice! LOVE him!
"Haven't moved with purpose since I won the race at conception" - I had to stop the thing and laugh and laugh at that one. That's a funny line.
Except it’s biologically incorrect as the egg makes up half the dna
@@adelia988 ALSO the egg actually acts to physically draw the sperm towards it, sperm are pretty feeble as individuals!
Also that line was funny as fk :)
I found it really original. Top marks!
Sshhhh just let people enjoy things, adelia
His story telling is impeccable!! Love his humor
Perfect timing, perfect wording, perfect expressions and motions. Jeff Allen is a comedic genius.
Where the hell have I been,I just discovered him.
“First thing she did when I got married,she took my spine from me”😂😂😂😂
Same thought here! 😂👍
I’m wondering that today! 😂
I just discovered him too! 1st video was the "Wife code" or something like that. Then this one. This guy is HILARIOUS
@@Archangeldawn he is!!
I discovered him with three or four others on a comedy special called the Apostles of Comedy. I highly recommend it, they were trying to achieve Cutting comedy without profanity and completely nailed it! I'm a fan of George Carlin, Doug Stanhope and such so it takes a lot for me to give credit to a comedian.
No swearing, no sexual jokes just pure comedy and entertainment
"if he tracked mud on the hardwood floor, she'd rip his thyroid out" 😂😂😂😂😂
"3 o'clock in the morning, I heard a noise. Here's your spine. Go down and see what it was." ROFL! xD
What kind of spine he's talking about? The wife took the spine? It makes noises? Hmmm i don't get it....help?
@@jessicaaugustine4333 It's an expression about confidence.
@@jessicaaugustine4333 taking a spine ... Means she took his fearlessness away.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Something must be bothering Buttercup!" 🤣😂🤣
That made me do a spit take
I died
So sweet! He calls his wife buttercup cuz she's always angry😂😂😂😂
@@kevinvitale8980 LOL! God bless, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
@@christina113704 In a good way right? LOL! God bless, Lynne
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"If you were sleeping you wouldn't have heard it!" LOL! God bless!
What a delightful character.. his delivery and material had me in stitches. Really funny I can listen to him all day
Jeff Allen is the best.
Needed the laugh. Clean, funny and right to the point
My sister is knocked out next to me and I'm trying desperately not to wake her up. I'm muffling maniacal laughs over here.
Jeff Allen is the best comedian working today. Technically, he is considered peerless and experienced comics have acknowledged Jeff's superiority for years with little argument. They understand that the best stand-ups present their material with an approach similar to a singer performing hit songs in concert. There is a rise and fall to the perfect delivery that, once found, is presented in the same way every time. To us--the audience--that several minutes of subject matter apparently being explored and related from stage seems fresh and unrehearsed. The thoughts appear immediate; the words articulated crisply and with a daring we suspect has been channeled from a higher plane of perception than the one we are allowed to inhabit. In reality, what we are observing is the "illusion of spontaneity" and Jeff Allen has become the master of that difficult art. If an election were held today in which only comedians were allowed to vote--and no one could vote for themselves--Jeff Allen would win in a landslide.
Andy Andrews! Well, that was cool! You have a wonderful way with words. I hope you use your talent more than just on UA-cam!
Maybe you can write a book or daily devotional.
May God continue to bless you!
Peace,
Lynne 🍃💜🍃
"HOW LAZY ARE YOU?! Hey go get your mother's purse and bring it to her" BRILLIANT
Laughed my head off till I cried. I actually sent it to my ex who also found it funny. That was us.
You sent your head to your ex who found it funny? No wonder you guys split. :P
Haha... We're still friends.
@@abidansari3283 I don't even understand that question? 😜
It's quite simply guys. I've split up with my ex amicably to the point where we can laugh with each other. Spend Christmas with each other for the sake of the children we get on better as friends (in small doses) than living together. gee. That's a good thing 😉
@@jartotable good sense of humor u possess :-)
The spine one cracked me up
I have my spine!! .................. but my balls are in her top dresser drawer!
Clean comedy. I love it. Really funny and real.
Without a doubt one of the best comedians out there, amazing i've never heard of him until now
I love this!!! New favorite comedian!! 🤣😃😂😀😆😄😀
I love this guy! He is so funny and has so much valuable insight and wisdom!
Clean comedy is seldom this good!
Wow. Continuous laughs. He’s the best
He is honestly one of my favorite comedians on this channel! Hilarious 😂
Jeff, I decoded your parents love language:
Dad: words of affirmation. "You're so thin"- in cat tongue.
Feeling validated your mom shows hers: giving a gift of his favorite foods. 😁
Jeff is Absolutely FANTASTIC!
Jeff Allen is HILARIOUS. I’m in bed watching this Guy with tears of laughter. I’m forwarding to all my buddies.
The exercise bike he's had in the bedroom for 10 yrs " it's got about a mile and a half on it" That's gold right there.🍔
I actually downloaded the app because of this crazy bastard! Worth it!! 👍🏼😂🤣
2007 was the first time I hear him I still enjoy him today
One day my husband told me I was getting fat. I told him “I’m fat and you’re bald, we both have to live with it” . That’s marriage. 😀
@@edithdlp8045 I'll be on his side till the end of time because his stupid wife is trying to throw shade at him at a random internet video and nobody deserves anyone like that who hate them so much that they make everything about them. You're a liar. Also .. get a treadmill you cow.
@CJ DUNROVIN watcha gonna do about it fattie ?
That audience is amazing😂😂
I was startled to see Bach here, lol.
The funniest comedian ever!!
He's funny! He's not dirty or mean, he doesn't ridicule his audience, he's just funny. And his humor is so relatable, it's great.
Elderly love language. Hysterical!
Jeff.. You are amazing!
Jeff---u r my VERY FAVORITE!!!!!
Thanks for the laughs!!!
My husband and I have been married almost 30 years!!
U r so relatable!!!
The full story about him and his wife is really beautiful. Great comedian..👌🏽👌🏽🌻
Jeff Allen you are a comedy genius. Thanks for keeping it clean .
This guy is absolutely spot on and brilliant!
Love this guy 🤩🤩🤩
He is the best comedian I have ever come across!🤣🤣
What an AWESOME comedian!
Just discovered your humor, love it.
Excellent !!!
"Trust me, he's trying to be as quiet as he can" 😆
"We're lazy people. We've actually woken up our children to get the remote control for the television" 😂😂😂
"How lazy are you!" "Hey, go get your mother's purse for her, will you?" 🤣
Jeff Allen youre funny! I'll watch you again. My ex used to tell me our problem was we just spoke different love languages. Honest to god. Thx for the laughs.
My first time hearing this man and I couldn't stop laughing. Watched all his videos 'till 6 am. He is spot on...great story telling ability and timing. I am from his generation and can relate. A class act! Love to meet his wife.
Love Jeff!
So funny!!!! Just found him on Utube. Lots of laughs and wisdom! Describing my life......😁
Good material and great delivery, this guy😘👍😉🐱!
"...of course, now I'm thinking..." Haha
Don't normally get American comedians but, you are very funny. 😂😂😂
I love Jeff Allen
If your wife says she is fat , man should become a mannequin 😁😁
😂😂
The spine joke was superb Hahahhaa.. This guy is too good.
I love this guy
YOU ARE THE FIRST STAND UP I HAVE TRULY LAUGHED WITH AND ENJOYED!!
Your humor is clean and witty and so so relatable for myself married 12 years in august 😊 bless you man for cheering up my day with your great stand up and subscribed and looking at getting app too .
He crrraaacks me up!! Very much needed right now!!
One of the best comedians i´ve ever seen!
Good stuff Jeff
Brilliance on another level
Glad to say I know mine. Quality time. All I ask is your time and attention.
🥞🍴"Now I'm thinkin, something must be bothering Buttercup." 😂
Freaking Excellent
Jeff Allen is the greatest. Lol.😀
I love this guy!
I like this guy.
No matter how many times I watch this guy the jokes never get old!
"If he tracks mud on her new wood floors she'll RIP out his thyroid." 🤣
Love this guy..Jeff Allen🤙
We actually woke our children up to go get the remote control 😂😂😂
Sounds like my mother. She would scream, hoop& holler at the back door until one of us showed up. Thinking it was an emergency you would come completely out of breath. "Go fix me something to drink".
What? I just ran 1/2 a mile for that!
Yeah. .. classic 😂
This guy pure gold😂😂😂
I like the sound effect he made with the butter knife.
He should have a day time job talking about him and his wife and their experiences! Love the comedy!
Dr. Gary Chapman's book is a fantastic book, the five love languages.
Read Zechariah 12:10 Married divorces remarried divorced remarried first husband! Our children are under the impression that there is no language instead telepathy!
I come in with glass of water and he’s coming out of bathroom with his medication while he returns medication bottles I get eye drops! Same things in common growing up to where we’d be having dinner with our families same table one word laughter or that so bad no accompanying language! Still doing it! He’ll come to breakfast with something we’ve haven’t had for a while! My daughter just watches as he’s going to town. Took me to the side wanted to know how I know because she noticed that I would walk in carrying pain medication but he wasn’t in the same room! Hadn’t said anything! He brings me my keys and hands me my glasses before I say Did you...!Sixth language none needed!
Wow actual clean humour!!! This is hilarious!
Oh my gosh!! This is awesome!! I'm in tears laughing!!! My sides literally hurt from laughing...
this is absolutely halarious. love it!
Three people with their spines held hostage by their spouses disliked this video.
No the spine holders disliked it the spinless clicked the mouse
Jake Browne That is a more accurate description, indeed. :-)
Laughed my butt off...needed that. Thanks
So enjoyed this. Hilarious.
Thanks Jeff. Great work.
Is nice to hear clean comedy
He is brilliant!!!!!
😂😂😂😂He is trying to be as quiet as he can 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... I love him
I laughed so much I nearly lost my breath. WOW the best exercise my lungs ever had I was laughing so hard. Keep wanting to see more. Thank You so much Jeff, this was much needed during this timeline. ♥️☀️😂👍
Pure gold
I love this guys delivery.🤣🤣
Talk about "love language" I can't remember how this came about, but I will never forget something my mother said out of the blue. Basically I only remember this part: She said "when you are young you do it all night and when you get old it takes all night to do it, so what's the difference". My parents had 6 kids but when you are a kid you don't much think about how that happened.
This guy is good.
This guy is really funny 😂😂😀👍
I like this guy! Makes me laugh.
This guy is like perfectly aged wine🍷🍷🍷