Honor Your Wife. Jeff Allen - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 15 лют 2021
- Honor Your Wife is a code that Jeff Allen tries to live by, especially in the stories from his second full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you have ADD or your wife is sweating through menopause these stories in Jeff Allen's full Dry Bar Comedy special are sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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That's cool but I wonder.... And I'm being real... If we skip the commercials will he get paid? He deserves to get paid.
@@tony69em dry bar already paid him for his gig. Yeah, he _might_ get a monthly check from UA-cam depending on how many subscribers he has & depending on how many views he has on each video. UA-cam doesn't pay anyone unless they have over 100k subs. The more you have, the more the pay.
@@jenniferv618 ok. I was just wondering. Thanks for the info
Get an ad block on computer browsers, and UA-cam vanced or brave browser on android phone, problem solved.
LOVE THIS GUY! He is hilarious without any foul language. So fun to watch him. Thanks Jeff Allen!
LIstened to this before, but this time I did it without the love of my life. We both loved your comedy and in many ways could relate. Tonight, it was a time to remember, to laugh and to cry. I lost the love of my life 6months ago. For nearly 55 years, my goal in life was to honor her and my Lord.
She's always by your side sir behind your right shoulder find light and go into light with her she awaits you but wants you to live and give love and joy as sad as you are is as strong as you give to others this is because she is a light angel
God will bless your investment... the good seed you planted will produce . . . God love you...
He got me at: “Just a thought…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His description of his menopausal wife is spot on. My wife and I sleep in different rooms because I don't do frostbite.
OMG...this man defined marriage perfectly. My husband divorced me two years ago and I'm sharing this with him. Laughing until I cried. I need to see more of his comedy. Off to search UA-cam
This was a sad and strange comment
When you are engaged, you're all lovey-dovey. After 33 years of marriage, this happens. rofl
"A couple pounds on your forehead will get you to the gym"
Soo so true!
I laughed sooo hard on that one!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍
I have not seen ANY thing this man has done that didn't have me laughing HARD.
He's a funny old man for sure. I'm laughing so hard I'm tearing 🤣
Always, right!?!?!?!
So true
@@bonniepeterson9154 j out
Oioiyjjiyoiii I’ll have isf
I've been watching Drybar for a few months now. I've seen some really good comedy, but THIS guy has got to be the funniest comedian I've seen, not only on Drybar, but forever!! I can't get enough of him.
More specials from this Guy . The best comedian on this channel.
My husband had to pause this twice for me. I was laughing so hard I could not breath!!
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
I know right to funny
@@honeypinkbetta184 Thanks for your wonderful support and encouragement towards me it's really a pleasure having you as a fan that cares ❤️🥰🥰
@@honeypinkbetta184 How long have you been a supportive fan?
@@jeffallen2539 about two years now you are one of my favorite comedians I watch you videos at least twice a week
This guy is comedy gold every time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Somebody get him a comedy special. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@Vee Aye Facts! 💪🏾🙌🏾 Grateful for people like him who can keep it real too.
Hilarious!
He is everyone's dream grandpa!
Very good. No hesitation. Timely. Timeless. Confident and doesn't lose a beat. Charming. Very smooth comic.
"I outran 60billion that morning.. sssstilll exhausted." 😂👍
He reminds me of David Brynner old Dave would stand on stage and talk about his Mother for 20 minutes and the audience would be rolling in the aisles laughing
First! And I love this guy! Real life comedy, and real life talk!
He’s definitely the funniest comedian on Dry Bar.
Agreed!
No foul words and yet he is hilarious! That’s pure comedy!
One of the best act's I've seen on Dry Bar so far.
Look up the handicap guy
He has a powerful testimony !
@@grifgrif624 also the disabled guy
@Flynn Jonathan
He's a liar and so are you.
Reported.
I like him and Bronkowski equally.
This guy's hilarious I love the tammy stories
I agree I love how he cares do much and totally 💯 is into her
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Please just try 😀🙌😄😄😄 thanks
My name is Tammy. Makes me laugh even more!
@@tammybrown1104 Is Buttercup your nickname too?
I love your humor and your stories, especially the success you've had in overcomig your addictions and finding God. Thank you for sharing everything.
I just love this comedian. He's the best. Hardly gives you time to breath between laughs.
I love Jeff Allen!!! Hello from the Philippines!!!
Can't stop watching this man over and over. He's simply so matter of fact, down to earth and hilarious to the nth degree
Eating rice cakes is exactly like eating styrofoam.
There are nicer ones. Also corn cakes are much nicer.
_Flavored_ styrofoam!
Same nutritional value too. :-O
yep, neither cakes, nor rice. It's a foam coaster! Put your coffee mug on it, at least it will be useful
@@SnowbordrWRX : 😂😂😂😂
This person is really funny !Today is the first time I've ever heard him ! Watching from Australia. God bless !
This man is comedy master. I love it when he talks about Tammy. He can mock her anyway he wants on stage but I'm pretty sure he loves her very, very much, and she's the main source of his funniest jokes IMO. What a lucky couple to found and complement each other in a weird way. ♥‿♥
Exactly
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Hi
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And not one swear word…
This was hilarious from beginning to end 😂😂😂
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How are you doing today beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Jeff is truly one of the greats.
This is the type of boomer humour that is appreciated and actually funny. He does make jokes about the wife and the "back in my day" but he does it in a deprecating way that makes it perfect!
This man is a perfect comedian!
I used to be in a relationship with a cosmotolagist who did waxing for men and women.
Jeff had me on the floor!
Best comedian ever!
Just discovered him and Im crying laughing so hard! He's amazing! and all without profanity. Love him!
“One of you will betray me” 💀💀
How are you doing today 😘🥰😍😘
Thinks it’s Judas just don’t Mary a Judas Evelyn
Jeff is one of the funniest guys around!! He makes you laugh at everything he says!! Incredible comic!!
Really? I've been trying to reach him about his car warranty...
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I've been following this comedian for years now and I've never been disappointed. He rocks everytime
Best comedian on here. No one completely cracks me up like you.
He's so wholesome & relatable, reminds me of my Grandpa🥰
I was so sad tonight. This man got me to crake a smile then a laugh. Thank you so much.
I have never experienced 30 minutes passing SO quickly!! This man if pure GOLD. Great addition to the Dry Bar Comedy crowd and everyone that watches this special. Thanks for the laughter!!!
I remember when Sonny Bono died. I had always avoided learning to ski. I was raised in Co and skiing was/is big there. I NEVER wanted to ski because I was always afraid of running into a tree...people said "nah, you'll be fine". Then comes Mr Bono doing exactly what I was afraid of doing. 🥴
When I was 17 I was talking to a marine recruiter. I can't remember atm what the whole conversation was about but he said "it would put hair on my chest". I looked down my top @ my chest, looked back up @ him & said, "I really don't think that would be a good look for me". 🤣🤣
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Yooo🤣🤣😂
Man...The Allen Brothers must have grown up in quite the household! Tim Allen is awesome and so is Jeff! I can't stop smiling and I think I did a few ab crunches laughing!
Tim and Jeff are unrelated.
@@monicacollins8289 but they have the same last name
Wait, are you serious? They're brothers?
I just saw this show for the 3rd time in 6 mo & I’m laughing as hard today as I did before! He NEVER gets old! Lucky he & his wife share same sense of humor!
I love Jeff Allen, so relatable. I am 45 with 3 kids.
Hey beautiful ❤️❤️🥰🥰
Bazooka and Patrick from Sponge Bob had me crying. Now my face hurts from laughing so hard.
A lot of adults get diagnosed with ADHD later in life. I did at 40 and it explains a lot of what has been going on my entire life.
doctors give out that diagnosis like they're Oprah Winfrey, so many have it it's not even a disorder it's a personality trait like being funny or inquisitive, only a small percentage legitimately has something
@@ronnyshama I’m sorry you feel this way.
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. Please just try 😀🙌😄😄😄 thanks
Yup. My parents were diagnosed in their 60s after my brother and I were diagnosed.
@@ronnyshama it takes 6-8 hours of neuropsych testing to be properly diagnosed. Go through that and then tell me it's easy to be diagnosed or that diagnoses are just given out.
And he keeps getting better. Awesome job Jeff! This is your best yet. 😁😁
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
Mr. Allen was worth evey minute of his standup comedy, the way he adds hand movements, facial expressions and noises made his act way more hilarious then others I've seen. And i could certainly identify with his partner's ways
This comedian is the best there is. Very funny and clean. I love him.
Always brilliant! Jeff Allen is one of the greats. 😂👍
I knew he was gonna have a special just about Him and his Wife. You guys must be amazing people.
Thank you Allen.
Love your comedy, truth is stranger than fiction, love it.
I haven't moved with any purpose since I won the race during conception
Jeff, you make my day....laughter is soooooooo good for the soul! Thank you!!!!!
Tip bro: you can Master a Fitbit with a small ball. Clip the Fitbit to your dogs collar and then sit on a bench and start throwing the ball.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS GUY IS A PRO ALL THE WAY THROUGH ....
Funny stuff! Laughed out loud.
The old puddle of mercury! My sister and I used to roll them around in our hands.
Likewise. It was fun. I hope it had no negative impact on my mental faculties, though. Probably didn't. Probably other things. 😆
I did the same thing, didn't bother me any........What was the question again? :-O
@@davewinch6029 I did the same, and we are alive. Now if it spills you need to have hazmat clean it up. Crazy
The funny thing is, this bit - which he did so well, like all of his stuff - actually reminded me of some of the first experiments we had to do in our grammar school physics lab in the early sixties. One was actually playing with mercury with our hands on the bench top to find out how the drops came together and then separated; another was rubbing mercury into lead plates, with our fingers, to form a skin of mercury on to the lead, to show that they worked better than plain lead when used as the plates of a lead-acid battery. [There was also a primitive but very powerful X-ray machine that we operated without any protection at all.] That's just how things were done in those days! However, as far as I know we didn't suffer anything from it.
@@leann5213 Yes, it is crazy. We weren't so stupid as to ingest any of it.
I have loved your comedy ever since I saw a small bit on here. Thank you for always giving me a laugh 😊. God bless (and congrats on your sobriety).
The BEST comedic mind there is!
😂This is Jeff's BEST set ever! 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes... This man is great ☺️
HILARIOUS MACHO HUMOR!!! AND CLEAN! I CANT GET ENOUGH ! JEFF ALLEN NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL.
How are you doing today ❤️
@@jeffallen2539 I’m doing just great, but I need another good laugh. I’m watching your video again...ha! Please bring us more.
@@carolynmccall7592 Thanks for all your wonderful support and encouragement towards me it's a pleasure having you as a fan
@@carolynmccall7592 How long have you been supporting my work?
love this guy, best comedian I have seen in years
OMGods! This guy is hilarious! He’s absolutely one of my favourite comedians...his timing , his natural delivery and content is perfect!
Addendum: Watching Jeff is a workout in itself, I laugh so hard, I cry ....and my face and stomach muscles get a good work out from all the belly laughs! And I FEEL GOOD...it’s true, Laughter IS the Best Medicine! I think when people don’t have an opportunity to laugh...they get sick...
I have never laughed so hard in my life, so relatable!
Thanks for the laugh Jeff. You’re the best
The guy is exceptional!
One of my favorite specials so far, this old man is amazing! 🤣💕
Try to get old 😶
How are you doing today ❤️❤️
@@jeffallen2539 nice, Thank you. 😷
I wish I wasn't paying almost $3000 on car note, mortgage and bills or I would buy 2 seats at his show for me and my wife. He would have her laughing
If you want that reality, read The Total Money Makeover by Dave Ramsey. It's a game changer.
Never gets old. Perfect timing. Hysterical!
This was hilarious. I've had a long day and didn't think laughing was possible tonight. It had me In stitches start to finish. Great delivery, and energy. Would love to see him live one day.
This guy is so funny. Turns out I don't need sex and swearing to laugh.
Amen!!!
Jeff definitely makes me smile more than most. :)
Great show Jeff!
NSL Non-stop-Laughter!!!!
New favorite comedian. Never before i laughed so hard that tears came out :D :D
One more comment for the algorithm ...Should check out his bio, he has had quite a journey. A shame you can’t like more than once. Pro comedian/artist
Omg he is amazing, my chin hurts from laughter 🤣🤣🤣❤️
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
Love this guy. And his personal life story is very inspiring.
Inspiring personal life indeed
He’s so good. I love his comedy. Clean and smart.
Hilarious from beginning to end great show
Love this guy; would love to see him in person!!
One of you Will betray me 😩
I love this mister's comedy. Laugh hard everytime. I've read some people say that already heard some stuff, I bet that in almost 40 years of comedy, some strong parts of an act are a must, or at least a people's favoutite. Even so, His stuff works because he's legit.
Watched this several times already. Still laughing hard every time.
He makes me laugh more than any comic I've seen! Love his humor! :)
Just too funny. I love him.
Finally!!
So many funny moments! Can't pick just one. :-)
i emmotionally abused my loved one so much that i lost him to some gay dude.. theres no way he'll forgive me. i was childish and i wasn't aware of all the signals . im very sad and depressed cuz i loved him dearly. i am crying and laughing watching this thinking how this could've been us if i wasn't kept up my walls. im heartbroken. life without comedians has no hope. thank you dude.❤️
Philippians 3:13-14 KJV
Brethren, I count not myself to have apprehended: but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind, and reaching forth unto those things which are before, [14] I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.
Have you listened to his testimony , look for it here on UA-cam
hope he had more years so he can perform more, love the show, i can't work listening to him due to me laughing all the time XD
I love how he honed these jokes as he got older. Every joke I'm hearing so far has been jokes that he already told years ago but he has changed them. He has done a great job with his Craft. He is my new favorite comedian!
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@jeffallen2539 oh wow! Hello Sir! I'm doing good. I'm just sitting here working the overnight shift. You get me through some long boring nights.
@@tony69em wow that's awesome
@@tony69em Thanks for your wonderful support and encouragement towards me it's a pleasure having you as a fan
@@tony69em What's your name and where are you from ?
This guy’s hilarious!
This man is one 9f the funniest men around!!!
He’s better than ever. One of the best. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So wonderfully funny
I enjoyed so much. Ib haven't laughed this good in a while. Love him💚
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
Jeff always delivers!!! Another excellent set that left me laughing nonstop!
How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️
@@jeffallen2539 Terrific! I love watching your shows, it's simply brilliant! :)
@@shazp7915 Thanks for your wonderful support and encouragement towards me it's really a pleasure having you as a fan that cares ❤️❤️♥️♥️
@@shazp7915 How long have you been a supportive fan of mine 😍