Dry bar comedy: Grandchildren, they are your reward for letting your teenagers live. Fight the urge let them live and they'll bring you a bundle of joy, they will in time
After all these years this man has gotten even funnier!!! I wanted to pee my pants w/ laughter. U are a true artist/comedian if u can go through so much hardship and difficulty in life and still make others laugh. Only the grace of GOD. I almost fell out laughing over this bit.
So true. There really should be a workout for prospective grandparents. Things like picking up 20 lbs that is twisting and turning while you reach to the limits to pick something up.
It’s not often that I laugh watching things by myself, but now I’ve watched a few of Jeff’s videos, and I’ve laughed out loud at every one of them so far. Hilarious!
My daughter use to lick the doritoes and shove em back in the bag... Nothing was more awesome than to grab and chew on rehardened doritoe... She was so helpful... Lmao... Xoxo
@Wade Robbins my mom use to use her thumb and lick then get food off my face... I did the same to my kids... I try to still do it and they are 17 and 8... Lmao... They hate it... But i remember hating it too... But it's fun to pass on memories of our loved ones that passed on... RIP Mom... Xoxo
Yep, I knew before we had kids that snotty noses were going to be my downfall, and I was right, but eventually I got used to my stomach contents coming back up to my tonsils and recovered from it. I'm doing better with grandkids, but I still won't drink or eat anything they've handed me because I have no idea where it landed or if one of the dogs licked it before reaching me.
At my third placement with kindergarteners, I was there for three weeks (covid ended my placement early), and I was sick every single day after the first week's Friday. 🤢🤢
There's a whole stack of handkerchiefs in my laundry room cupboard... I often carry one, but I only use it to wipe my forehead/eyes/corners of my mouth. Even when I'm sick. If I'm sick and need to constantly blow, I'll carry a whole box of tissues to class (and sit away from everyone else, which is remarkably easy when your class is in an auditorium).
Finally comedy that is not based on cussing sex or racial undertones. Thank you sir
Right?
Where has he been all of my life. Funny man.
Thank you for makin that comment.
"Water shouldn't have 40 grams of fiber". That line is next-level funny. Dry Bar should just give Jeff his own off-shoot channel.
So true...he's great 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This guy is my current favorite! Great Job!
Mine too!
He keeps showing up in my recommendations. I'm not complaining haha
I owned a daycare, he is absolutely right. I retired, now I'm healthy.
@Old Luke Your comment had me rolling! My immune system is that of a potato on a good day! I hope science discovers you soon! 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
LOL
I admire how at this age he’s still very energetic and still got relatable jokes 😂
Ayu Sita bruh because you’re aging as well
This man is hilarious!! "Is that ebola?! Don't think I've had that one yet." 😂😂😂😂😂
WHAT THE... where has this guy been all my life. I'm nearly 60 years old and this is some of the best comedy I've seen/heard. Sooooo good!
This guy!... why am I just finding him. God, he's hilarious.
I've been wondering the same thing. I only discovered him about a week ago.
I double up everytime I watch him, so much joy. Thank you, thank you Jeff
It's so refreshing that Allen doesn't need to rely on dirty sex jokes to be funny nor cussing to be "cool".
Feel the same way about people who don’t need drugs and alcohol to have a good time.
@@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 unfortunately, we are in the minority
@@Ray888z if your the majority good luck to a sorry life lol
@@edwardbarraza4848 by the way: "your" and "you're " are 2 different words.
Absolutely!! I think that's one of the things I love about this guy! It's not offensive but hilarious at the same time.
Dry bar comedy:
Grandchildren, they are your reward for letting your teenagers live. Fight the urge let them live and they'll bring you a bundle of joy, they will in time
In case you missed the TITLE as well as the OPENING OF THE CLIP !!!!! Thanks for THAT....LOL !!#!!
Never heard of the guy before, but will surely remember him now.
So glad I clicked!
After all these years this man has gotten even funnier!!! I wanted to pee my pants w/ laughter. U are a true artist/comedian if u can go through so much hardship and difficulty in life and still make others laugh. Only the grace of GOD. I almost fell out laughing over this bit.
I love this man. I never heard of him before. But I needed this. I needed to laugh again. God is so good.
Gosh I love him...havent laughed in ages... God bless you...
So true. There really should be a workout for prospective grandparents. Things like picking up 20 lbs that is twisting and turning while you reach to the limits to pick something up.
Thanks!
I've seen Jeff 3 times live. He's hilarious.
It’s not often that I laugh watching things by myself, but now I’ve watched a few of Jeff’s videos, and I’ve laughed out loud at every one of them so far. Hilarious!
I just love watching your comedy!!!
CDC shut down every pre school in the country. 🤣
This was so funny I have tears of joy coming out of my eyes😅😅🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆👍🏽
Thanks Jeff for cracking me up. Surprised look every day before school. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
Jeff is a star!
Going to see him in Vegas next week! I can’t wait!
The handkerchief 🤣🤣🤣😂 I died
Thanks Jeff. I was eating my lunch when you mentioned the yoyo.
This guy keeps me in stitches no matter WHAT hes talking about!!
God Bless Had me in tears.
He made me LOL when he said "water shouldn't have 40 grams of fiber"!!😆😹
Omg, I was laughing out loud throughout the whole video. 🤣 That is exactly what a 5 year old does!
"I'd back that snot up as fast as I could... "
😂 🤣
This is absolutely hilarious and disgusting at the same time. That's a hard blend to pull off, but JA is a pro!
The handkerchief joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm cryin
My daughter use to lick the doritoes and shove em back in the bag... Nothing was more awesome than to grab and chew on rehardened doritoe... She was so helpful... Lmao... Xoxo
preparing them for ya
My greatgrandma used to spit on her hanky and wipe my face with it..ahhh!
She was sweet tho'. I miss her.
@Wade Robbins my mom use to use her thumb and lick then get food off my face... I did the same to my kids... I try to still do it and they are 17 and 8... Lmao... They hate it... But i remember hating it too... But it's fun to pass on memories of our loved ones that passed on... RIP Mom... Xoxo
@@joleneangelicsingarrett5837 that was beautiful
@Hellrider 7s thank you xoxo
That was by far the best bit of his that I have seen so far
Hilarious 😂🤣... clean comedy, much appreciated 💕
Shout out to Tammy, she make sure her husband look fine!!!.
I love Jeff Allen, so hillarious!
I am laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face. Superb....
Not a grandmother, but a preschool teacher, and this is SO accurate! 🤣
I NEVER had kids, I don't want them anymore. I wasn't sure, now I'm sure.
No snot yo-yos in my house..
Mr. Allen...I love you! Continue your good, HILARIOUS, job!👏👏👏👏👍❤️
This dude is great, I love the jokes and the story.
Absolutely brilliant!!! Really funny!!
1st time for me to see this guy & he's hilarious, I must have lost a gallon of water through crying with laughter.
Letting your teenagers live now that was funny. I’ve been there.
So, so happy to have found this channel!
Absolutely loved every bit of it😄👍
I think I hurt myself...laughing.
This man is HILARIOUS!!!
The yoyo joke had me dying. LMAO
I was gagging and laughing at this video. So true every word. This is coming from a woman who raised several kids.
I love this guy
Woooow thank you for what you do
He is my favorite, hilarious!!!!
I like this guy
Jeff is hilarious!!
I hope he is NOT the last of his kind. Really funny man. Love it.
Funny and no foul language either. I like it.
He's so funny, one my favz
Funny yet nauseating. I feel like my appetite just ran into a wall
When your appetite just runs into a wall you laugh. Thats what you do :D
And Tammy doesn't get sick either! Hahaha
The crowd loves him and it makes it more enjoyable.
you are so funny.. everything you say is sooo true.. i hate home owners assoc.. and talk about kids and neighbors.., amazing sense of humor ahahahahah
i could do without the gross part tho
Oh that handkerchief joke was funny as hell
Yep, I knew before we had kids that snotty noses were going to be my downfall, and I was right, but eventually I got used to my stomach contents coming back up to my tonsils and recovered from it. I'm doing better with grandkids, but I still won't drink or eat anything they've handed me because I have no idea where it landed or if one of the dogs licked it before reaching me.
You're not really living on the edge until you share a straw with a toddler. Surprise! You just sucked up half a biscuit.
How have I missed this guy???
I've got no:6 coming this morning!
It's a girl!
Fantastic!!
At my third placement with kindergarteners, I was there for three weeks (covid ended my placement early), and I was sick every single day after the first week's Friday. 🤢🤢
At this point in my life, I need water with 45 grams of fiber.
Neghie Thervil sorry to hear that
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
😂o man the handkerchief lmao
My side hurts and my eyes are watering from laughing so hard LOL LOL
Funniest man in comedy, bar none.
I have got to see him in a live show.
This was the wrong routine to listen to while eating my breakfast 😅
I love this guy.
My daugther told me l treat my grands like , GOLD!😄
I love this guy! 😂😂😂
Jeff Allen, gets better & better with age. Peeing my pants.
man...this guy can tell a story...
There's a whole stack of handkerchiefs in my laundry room cupboard... I often carry one, but I only use it to wipe my forehead/eyes/corners of my mouth. Even when I'm sick. If I'm sick and need to constantly blow, I'll carry a whole box of tissues to class (and sit away from everyone else, which is remarkably easy when your class is in an auditorium).
Most comics use sexual jokes and aren't half as good as he is.
Truly amazing sir !
God bless you
DUDE SAID “IM NOT CAPPIN” 😭😭😭
This guy's hilarious !!!
once you see the blue light/reflection on his head, you never unsee it
He's the funniest! 🙌💛💛💛😃👊👏😇
So true... Believe it or not, illnesses are a BIG reason why I don't want kids. Haven't had so much as a common cold in 10 years.
What sort of stuff makes you laugh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unfortunately mine are not! So I tell each one of them they’re my favorite so when I die it comes as a surprise that I lied to them!
I love this comedian, but this was not meant for my lunch break. 🤢
Jack O'Lantern same
SAME! 😑😓😣
He should listen to his wife more
Jack O'Lantern dude no!
Yep they are. Our rewards .
This guy needs a special!
This guy is good
This was awesome!!
Thx for the wonderful yucks Jeff. I’m a fan. Good guffaws for all
hahahahaha he is so real it becomes funny !!!!