Gwendy Miles, I enjoy good comedy which means I don't care if there is profanity or not. If they are truly funny, I enjoy it with or without the profanity, but if they are relying on the profanity to make something funny, I don't waste my time on them. Ron White would be my favorite comedian who uses a LOT of profanity, same with George Carlin, RIP. As for comedians who use little or no profanity, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Gabriel Iglesias, (Fluffy), and Jeff Dunham can make me laugh so hard with little or no profanity.
Looks like he had to open up for a band of some kind. I hate when they do that to comics. If the crowd is there for music, makes the comic have to work that much harder to win them over.
Same thing happened to me. Mrs Graff. The meanest 4th grade teacher that ever existed. I swear to God that this women could not wait until every morning I walk into class. I had masses ADHD. This women would beat me in front of the class almost everyday. I thank the lord today there is no more teachers like Mrs Graff. I pray today she found the lord. Thank you God.
Oh my gosh Jeff Allen thank you and your wife for your son service to our country. My heart breaks for what this regime just did in Afghanistan. God bless our military and keep them safe. You are the funniest man on earth. Your testimony is raw and very powerful. God bless you brave comic!!
So sad an audience of sheeple, this guy is the funniest clean humor comedian out there. I pray you get a spot on a popular late night, so the World can witness a great comic!
Certainly not the new trend. I grew up on Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison, etc, and that was 30+ years ago. In fact, you'd have a harder time finding "clean" comedy in the 80's or 90's than you do today it seems.
Omg I just found you scrolling thru youboob and I have to say I laughed my ass off. You're my father's age and the stories you tell are 100% accurate and hilarious! Thank you for the laugh keep them coming!
Paddle got my attention for a few minutes then to get diagnosed as a adult with add I told the doc it has worked for me I was a nurse I could multi task🤔😂😂😂
My 2 son's are ADHD just like their parents. I have them go up and down the stairs in the winter to be tire for bed and swim in summer. I also had them in sports like I was in. Both are smart and have great careers now. They are 29 & 32.
Wow, they couldn't even clap when he said his son served six years and one tour of Iraq. He had to follow that up with another sentence before they clapped. Some other audiences would've started cheering before he finished what he was saying
You should listen better. The sentence wasn't finished. And may be the audience is not to keen on was after more then a decade and a half in Afghanistan and Iraq.
@@delhi93 I heard it just fine, thanks, and what I said is accurate. Maybe you should listen better. The audience as a whole was the type that doesn't support the military, it doesn't matter how sick of war they may have been.
Years ago when coaching youth sports, the hyper kids were fun to coach, because they never got tired. Today hyper kids are branded ADHD and put on medication. When school official suggested medication for my 10 year old grandson, I said to the officials 'go screw yourselves freaking idiots', and changed to a private school.
He’s hilarious. Just one thing to point out: People with ADHD untreated have a higher risk of drug abuse. ADHD is an impulsivity disorder. Your prefrontal cortex doesn’t work as well as others. Imagine your brain is a car, and you have leaky brakes. They typically make riskier decisions untreated. And if you have it, your child has a 40-50% chance of inheriting it. I only mention this because I don’t want people to hear his commentary on medicine and have that lead to people not getting the treatment they need. Otherwise, I’ve heard his standup before. He’s awesome.
Soon after we were married, I would arrive home late from night classes. My wife would be sleeping and sometimes snoring on the couch. As soon as I would turn off the tv, she would wake up and ask me why I did that. She would be angry while telling me to leave it on because she was watching it.
So true about falling asleep at 9:15 PM! That's why the TV goes off at 9:00. If I fall asleep in my chair, I wake up at 11:30, cold & very stiff. This started happening as soon as I didn't have to get up early for a job anymore. God must be telling me, "You don't have many years left. You'd better get up before the birds and get busy!"
OMG, we hide food in the drawers under our bed!! We used to hide alcohol there but we drank it all when we were raising 2 boys. Our younger son has been living with us for 5 months now, following an construction accident 3 days before Thanksgiving, so we have given him our bedroom to sleep in, so eventually he will find the peanut butter that we thought was safe there, but knowing how close he was to being killed, I don't care if he finds the peanut butter. I'm just grateful he is alive.
@@lking7244 Thank you so much!!! Our son had to have a 2nd surgery about a month ago. Had to have a larger rod put in his leg, new screws except for one they couldn't get out, and hopefully it will heal this time. We have survived that, my husband was in the hospital for most of a week to find out what was wrong with his heart and so far so good, I had my 2nd back surgery to fuse 2 more vertebrae together, and 2 days ago we got power back after 9 days without power caused by a storm known as a Derecho, and considering a large portion of Iowa looks like a war zone, our town alone had homes destroyed because large, old trees were pulled from the ground by their root ball and slammed through houses. It was like a tornado only it was a straight wind that was measured to be 120 mph. So far so good with the pandemic but we are being careful, and if anyone thinks it's easy to live with a millennial aged son 24/7....it's not!! But I'm still grateful after seeing all of the destruction in our town of about 5,000. There's been cases upon cases of drinking water supplied to us, several organizations giving free meals of burgers or hotdogs along with chips until they ran out, and during the power outage, our windows were open just to move air, and with that you could hear chain saws all day long and through the night you heard generators going. Crazy times, but we will survive this. I worry about the farmers because so many big beautiful corn fields have been flattened to the ground althought some is trying to stand back again. I'm just happy we got through it all and I say my prayers for those who lost so much more than we did.
I came home once in the 3rd grade..."Sister Margret Yelled At Me!" to which mom replied 'What Did You Do Wrong?" It was at that point the Rules became clearer, and I really understood the pecking order.
Had a buddy I worked with and he used to say that people would ask him "when was the last time you had sex ?" and he would answer, "what year is this ?"
People don't understand what Ritalin does to people with ADHD. People with ADHD have under stimulation in the brain. The neurons don't use the dopamine correctly. So the under stimulated brain reaches out into the world to find this much needed stimulation,,,,which is manifested in someone moving from subject to subject,,,,,,always looking for input. What Ritalin does, is provide stimulation to that area of the brain,,,,and the effect,,,is a person with ADHD is calmer in body and mind. It simply does not effect us like a neurotypical. It actually makes us sleepy when starting a new prescription. No addiction happens with it. It makes us almost feel normal,,,,not sped up like uneducated people who have you believe.
There is more to it than you think. Once you’re on it and it’s in your record it prevents you from being able to do certain things. Like own a gun and serve etc. So why how do they know anything. I’ve never heard of a negative thing or even a study. Just another in armed male citizen for what reason? Other than that was the reason.
Although I don't agree with his teachings, I thought this was soooo funny....Pastor John Hagee, talking about his son Matthew, said they told him that Matthew ADHD. He said he took Matthew out to the shed, and when they came back....Matthew did not have ADHD.....lol
I wasn't ADHD, I was just wired from 4-5 big cups of coffee (long before decaf) with about a half inch of sugar on the bottom of the cup. We went on 6 week grading periods. An F on each grading; didn't have to be in the same subject just an F, then you repeated the year. After the 5th grading period, Ican remember my 4th grade teacher, Mrs Reevis, telling me that if I got the F off my report card for the last 6 weeks she would pass me. I think she decided she didn't want to have me again because she gave me a D-. The next year I started catching at home instead of Grandma's, so no more coffee with lots of sugar. Surprise I could sit still and learn. I went from D's and F's to A's and B's.
I've seen Jeff live three times. He is always hilarious and a delight to behold.
Really a pleasure to listen to someone funny that doesn’t feel the need to use profanity in EVERY sentence. Thank you!!!
Gwendy Miles fuck yeah it is 👍🏼
Gwendy Miles, I enjoy good comedy which means I don't care if there is profanity or not. If they are truly funny, I enjoy it with or without the profanity, but if they are relying on the profanity to make something funny, I don't waste my time on them. Ron White would be my favorite comedian who uses a LOT of profanity, same with George Carlin, RIP. As for comedians who use little or no profanity, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Gabriel Iglesias, (Fluffy), and Jeff Dunham can make me laugh so hard with little or no profanity.
Fucking yeah!
Oh shut the fuck up!
Wow what the fuck and your an adult lol
Wrong crowd. This dude’s hilarious!
Looks like he had to open up for a band of some kind. I hate when they do that to comics. If the crowd is there for music, makes the comic have to work that much harder to win them over.
@@rycherulz seriously. Lame crowd
Same thing happened to me. Mrs Graff. The meanest 4th grade teacher that ever existed. I swear to God that this women could not wait until every morning I walk into class. I had masses ADHD. This women would beat me in front of the class almost everyday. I thank the lord today there is no more teachers like Mrs Graff. I pray today she found the lord. Thank you God.
His routines are hilarious! Love them.
So can relate the ADHD humor! I can relate. And the clean humor is so refreshing!
I can relate also 😅🤣
I love Jeff been his fan for many years, it’s frosts me when people don’t laugh! 😂 hahaha
Can't get enough of this genius! He's like Tim Allen without the goofy.
I'm crying so so real 😭 this guy is the goat 🐐🐐🐐
What I love is that my husband and I can completely relate to his jokes! Shows how funny real life can be lol
Worst crowd, I'd be so uncomfortable to keep going. Well done 🙌🏽
Dr diagnosed me with ADD 3 years ago. After 6 months of intensive treatment I have learned that... Squirrel!!!
I love this guy and his humor.
Absolutely enjoyed this guy! So funny and I always love a comedian that doesn't constantly swear!! 🙌🏾
Oh my gosh Jeff Allen thank you and your wife for your son service to our country. My heart breaks for what this regime just did in Afghanistan. God bless our military and keep them safe. You are the funniest man on earth. Your testimony is raw and very powerful. God bless you brave comic!!
I really appreciate that you keep your routines
I frigging love this guy, omg😂😂😂
Clean humour! Wonderful!
So sad an audience of sheeple, this guy is the funniest clean humor comedian out there.
I pray you get a spot on a popular late night, so the World can witness a great comic!
Thank you for this video & God bless him & thank him for his services !
This guy is the best .... now days bad filthy dirty language is the in thing...but this guy's simple language with good jokes 👍👍👍😎
If you are looking for more clean comedy, check out dry bar comedy here on UA-cam
Check out Tim Hawkins
Listen to Jeanne Robertson very funny totally family friendly
And going way back bob newhart
4 months 😲 Dude, you gotta think quicker than that 😂
Certainly not the new trend. I grew up on Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Murphy, Sam Kinison, etc, and that was 30+ years ago. In fact, you'd have a harder time finding "clean" comedy in the 80's or 90's than you do today it seems.
Omg I just found you scrolling thru youboob and I have to say I laughed my ass off. You're my father's age and the stories you tell are 100% accurate and hilarious! Thank you for the laugh keep them coming!
Doug Hopkins..."YOUBOOB"😄
So much truth it hurts!
I Love This Man😂😂😂😂
This man is awesome! Made my day!😂😂😂
That’s how children need to be raised, active!
Love him!!!
Thank you all vets
This guy is really good.
How the F do you not die laughing at "Gelator"!!
you beat me to it
I did
Jesse, you can say fudge. 😊
So funny - as a teacher I can relate.
Paddle got my attention for a few minutes then to get diagnosed as a adult with add I told the doc it has worked for me I was a nurse I could multi task🤔😂😂😂
Definite sense of Humor! Hilarious .
I so enjoy his comedy. He's hilarious 😂😂😂.
Love Jeff. new to me. !
Must of been a "gas leak" in the audience, this man is a genius...
Love this guy!
Super funny!
Haha I love this dude
He's HILARIOUS
Crowd sucks. Dudes hilarious!
Liberals...NO SENSE OF HUMOR,,NONE OF THEM DO. sad, huh
I was thinking the same thing, he's a comic genius! That is one tight-ass crowd, felt bad for the guy.
I laughed so hard this dude is hilarious!!!!!
His talent is wasted on this audience
Dry. That is best. May God bless you abundantly.
“I said enjoy your video game, MY MAHN” 😂😂
Been married 27 years. So funny😆
This guy is SOO funny.
Just loved his stuff. No nasty politics me to etc.
Yeah my kindergarteners drove me nuts the first three months particularly the boys I didn't know what is wrong with them
I support our troops!! ooorahh!! Thank you for your families service🌟🎖🎗⭐.🙂
This guy's FUNNY....!
101st ALMOST Airborne, Army strong! Loved the brownie jokes :D
My 2 son's are ADHD just like their parents. I have them go up and down the stairs in the winter to be tire for bed and swim in summer. I also had them in sports like I was in. Both are smart and have great careers now. They are 29 & 32.
I love him ,hate that dry crowd that's the place where comedians cry after 10 minutes
This is great!
You just told my exact life story !!!!!
He's hilarious!
Wow, they couldn't even clap when he said his son served six years and one tour of Iraq. He had to follow that up with another sentence before they clapped. Some other audiences would've started cheering before he finished what he was saying
You should listen better. The sentence wasn't finished.
And may be the audience is not to keen on was after more then a decade and a half in Afghanistan and Iraq.
@@delhi93 I heard it just fine, thanks, and what I said is accurate. Maybe you should listen better. The audience as a whole was the type that doesn't support the military, it doesn't matter how sick of war they may have been.
Only Patriots who love America understand the sacrifice made to serve our country.
Years ago when coaching youth sports, the hyper kids were fun to coach, because they never got tired. Today hyper kids are branded ADHD and put on medication. When school official suggested medication for my 10 year old grandson, I said to the officials 'go screw yourselves freaking idiots', and changed to a private school.
Lol... it's been awhile since I laughed
lame crowd ! Funny guy
Antoine Morin-Prévost He is incredibly funny.
The crowd was totaly lame lol
Tough crowd.
Peter Phillips must be a southern baptist church...js
exactly what i was thinking!
Dyyyyyying laughing!!!!!!!!
Love his stories and jokes.
I loveeeeeee him
Build him a trough. Lol brownies this guy is hysterical.
You can hear from the reaction, the people are washed in political correctness when he brought up adhd. So funny!!!
Norman Sawatzky I noticed that too!!! Apparently many butthurt parents who had medicated their children...🙄😂
Exactly what I thought when he brought that up!
Norman Sawatzky you are sooo right...their loss though. Sad, very sad.
Norman Sawatzky eh fuck em
The non PC nickname we used was for hyper kids was he/she's a spaz
SUPER FUNNY!!!!🤣🤣🤣
He’s hilarious. Just one thing to point out: People with ADHD untreated have a higher risk of drug abuse. ADHD is an impulsivity disorder. Your prefrontal cortex doesn’t work as well as others. Imagine your brain is a car, and you have leaky brakes. They typically make riskier decisions untreated. And if you have it, your child has a 40-50% chance of inheriting it. I only mention this because I don’t want people to hear his commentary on medicine and have that lead to people not getting the treatment they need. Otherwise, I’ve heard his standup before. He’s awesome.
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Soon after we were married, I would arrive home late from night classes. My wife would be sleeping and sometimes snoring on the couch. As soon as I would turn off the tv, she would wake up and ask me why I did that. She would be angry while telling me to leave it on because she was watching it.
Me too... like this guy says... what are you 5 yesrs old stop fighting it go to bed.... It's literally what I tell the Mrs...👍👍
And men do it too...human nature! 🤣
Like the freshness of not hearing the f word every other breath
Get rid of your wife.
I love clean humor!
So true about falling asleep at 9:15 PM! That's why the TV goes off at 9:00. If I fall asleep in my chair, I wake up at 11:30, cold & very stiff. This started happening as soon as I didn't have to get up early for a job anymore. God must be telling me, "You don't have many years left. You'd better get up before the birds and get busy!"
You know something your a funny guy
I had one of those.
OMG, we hide food in the drawers under our bed!! We used to hide alcohol there but we drank it all when we were raising 2 boys. Our younger son has been living with us for 5 months now, following an construction accident 3 days before Thanksgiving, so we have given him our bedroom to sleep in, so eventually he will find the peanut butter that we thought was safe there, but knowing how close he was to being killed, I don't care if he finds the peanut butter. I'm just grateful he is alive.
Survivrs - God’s blessings and prayers to you, your son and your family for healing and peace! 🙏💝✝️ (Keep smiling and laughing!)
@@lking7244 Thank you so much!!! Our son had to have a 2nd surgery about a month ago. Had to have a larger rod put in his leg, new screws except for one they couldn't get out, and hopefully it will heal this time. We have survived that, my husband was in the hospital for most of a week to find out what was wrong with his heart and so far so good, I had my 2nd back surgery to fuse 2 more vertebrae together, and 2 days ago we got power back after 9 days without power caused by a storm known as a Derecho, and considering a large portion of Iowa looks like a war zone, our town alone had homes destroyed because large, old trees were pulled from the ground by their root ball and slammed through houses. It was like a tornado only it was a straight wind that was measured to be 120 mph. So far so good with the pandemic but we are being careful, and if anyone thinks it's easy to live with a millennial aged son 24/7....it's not!! But I'm still grateful after seeing all of the destruction in our town of about 5,000. There's been cases upon cases of drinking water supplied to us, several organizations giving free meals of burgers or hotdogs along with chips until they ran out, and during the power outage, our windows were open just to move air, and with that you could hear chain saws all day long and through the night you heard generators going. Crazy times, but we will survive this. I worry about the farmers because so many big beautiful corn fields have been flattened to the ground althought some is trying to stand back again. I'm just happy we got through it all and I say my prayers for those who lost so much more than we did.
Haha...been married almost 17 years and I sooo hope we don’t ever get to just law and order and brownies in bed 😏.
All you have to do is lay down the law, and order brownies in bed.
Dead crowd.
bunch of npcs
Dead and buried!!
more like dead, stale jokes.
I came home once in the 3rd grade..."Sister Margret Yelled At Me!" to which mom replied 'What Did You Do Wrong?" It was at that point the Rules became clearer, and I really understood the pecking order.
Had a buddy I worked with and he used to say that people would ask him "when was the last time you had sex ?" and he would answer, "what year is this ?"
😀so damn funny!
Hats off to the military 👏 🙌
My daughter got expelled from kindergarten. Expelled. She had to wait a year to go back.
People don't understand what Ritalin does to people with ADHD. People with ADHD have under stimulation in the brain. The neurons don't use the dopamine correctly. So the under stimulated brain reaches out into the world to find this much needed stimulation,,,,which is manifested in someone moving from subject to subject,,,,,,always looking for input. What Ritalin does, is provide stimulation to that area of the brain,,,,and the effect,,,is a person with ADHD is calmer in body and mind. It simply does not effect us like a neurotypical. It actually makes us sleepy when starting a new prescription. No addiction happens with it. It makes us almost feel normal,,,,not sped up like uneducated people who have you believe.
Damon Libby tweaker
@@TheRealJaded Slow day, huh?
There is more to it than you think. Once you’re on it and it’s in your record it prevents you from being able to do certain things. Like own a gun and serve etc. So why how do they know anything. I’ve never heard of a negative thing or even a study. Just another in armed male citizen for what reason? Other than that was the reason.
Gelator 😂
I agree.
Seriously funny. Thank you.I need something funny to laugh at.
All SO familiar!
Although I don't agree with his teachings, I thought this was soooo funny....Pastor John Hagee, talking about his son Matthew, said they told him that Matthew ADHD. He said he took Matthew out to the shed, and when they came back....Matthew did not have ADHD.....lol
the stripes of the rod are the mark of a well behaved child.
I’ve raised 4 boys !
I got diagnosed with ADHD when I was five so I can totally relate to what he says about it 😂😂😂
This was funny. I'm only 18
Funny stuff
Is there a crowd there?
Sounds like the crowd is a laugh track.
Amen...
This man is hilarious!!! The crowd sucks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wasn't ADHD, I was just wired from 4-5 big cups of coffee (long before decaf) with about a half inch of sugar on the bottom of the cup. We went on 6 week grading periods. An F on each grading; didn't have to be in the same subject just an F, then you repeated the year. After the 5th grading period, Ican remember my 4th grade teacher, Mrs Reevis, telling me that if I got the F off my report card for the last 6 weeks she would pass me. I think she decided she didn't want to have me again because she gave me a D-. The next year I started catching at home instead of Grandma's, so no more coffee with lots of sugar. Surprise I could sit still and learn. I went from D's and F's to A's and B's.
Who the heck was on before him to sour the crowd?
That is one beefy aluminum stool! Bet you could balance an elephant on that thing.
What year what unit was your son in?