Jeff Allen's Top 5 Dry Bar Comedy Clips. Jeff Allen

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
  • Jeff Allen is and always will be a Dry Bar Comedy fan favorite, so for today's compilation we decided to put together his top 5 performing clips from here on UA-cam. Whether it's reminiscing about the America he grew up in, the secret to the wife's code or any other hilarious anecdote, this top 5 comedy clip compilation from Jeff Allen is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @singingwindrider9881
    @singingwindrider9881 2 роки тому +60

    Do not try to eat while watching this. Nearly choked on my grapes. "Up th wall with frostbite" 😆 😆

  • @shazam6274
    @shazam6274 2 роки тому +72

    Paid good money to see him Live last December. Worth every penny and a true bargain. He's also a very nice man.

  • @ramonaking1029
    @ramonaking1029 2 роки тому +50

    I am rolling while listening to this man! He is spot on! Been married 36 years!

  • @user-ll8be9vt4u
    @user-ll8be9vt4u 2 роки тому +109

    I also grew up in America before the lawyers took over. Love Jeff, so funny

  • @kathymartin1605
    @kathymartin1605 Рік тому +11

    He cracks me up and guess what? No foul language.

  • @henriettajones726
    @henriettajones726 11 місяців тому +20

    I love this guy. He's hilarious! He's my favorite stand up comedian.

  • @carolynnabours7530
    @carolynnabours7530 9 місяців тому +13

    Saw him for the first time the other on Roku and my husband and I were laughing so hard we were crying.

  • @lmorter7867
    @lmorter7867 2 роки тому +290

    All you women out there, I would strongly recommend not listening to him while putting mascara on like I just did. I can listen to Jeff over and over and he makes me laugh every time. 😂

    • @marcoquiroz3558
      @marcoquiroz3558 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @georgeherod4252
      @georgeherod4252 2 роки тому +7

      That's funny stuff

    • @MM-ho1iu
      @MM-ho1iu 2 роки тому +5

      OMG, Tammy must be laughing every minute with this man around 🤣

    • @terryhogan9419
      @terryhogan9419 2 роки тому +5

      He is the funniest man out in the comedy standup ever!

    • @mollysilverman6803
      @mollysilverman6803 2 роки тому +4

      Also not good to
      Listening to while driving!

  • @matthewfunk6658
    @matthewfunk6658 2 роки тому +62

    This guy is gold!!

    • @davidrockey7190
      @davidrockey7190 Рік тому +3

      Yeah 56 I grew up in his era the guy is truly very funny 👍🤣

  • @graceamerican3558
    @graceamerican3558 Рік тому +7

    OMG … the waxing episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think hurt myself 🤣🤣

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 9 місяців тому +11

    Jeff was three very first Dry Bar comedian i watched and he got me hooked... 😁😁

  • @mjdurst9092
    @mjdurst9092 Рік тому +74

    Jeff's comedy is a blessing can listen to him over and over .Thank you Lord for saving him and using his comedy for your Glory

  • @culbered
    @culbered 9 місяців тому +12

    Gotta be the best comedian around.

  • @carrieanthony5883
    @carrieanthony5883 Рік тому +14

    I just saw a small clip on Facebook so I had to go on UA-cam and find his name he is probably one of the funniest comedians I've seen yet🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethhowe2110
    @elizabethhowe2110 Рік тому +7

    I love the shorts part.
    She: Are those yours?
    He: yeah, or I have some questions of my own.
    I had to replay the next part, I was laughing so hard.

  • @vincecomo4306
    @vincecomo4306 8 місяців тому +4

    One of my absolute favourite comedians of all time. Gifted in one of THE hardest jobs - making people laugh. Flawless and brilliant. Respect Jeff. And many thanks. Gods Word is so true - “laughter does as a good medicine”.

  • @patriot5471
    @patriot5471 Рік тому +12

    Jeff's my favorite comedian. Good clean fun!

  • @tonybyrnes4197
    @tonybyrnes4197 2 роки тому +65

    One of the best comedians and people out there. Funny in the best way, always listen to his clips.....

    • @nyalltimothy
      @nyalltimothy 2 роки тому +2

      Couldn't agree more! (:He's honestly funny! (I mean that in both ways)

  • @cutzymccall7675
    @cutzymccall7675 2 роки тому +80

    This man is a gem. Never tire of his fabulous humor.

  • @betsywindham4856
    @betsywindham4856 2 роки тому +37

    This man is so funny. I haven't heard comedy like this in along time that wasn't vulgar with language.

    • @davidrockey7190
      @davidrockey7190 11 місяців тому +3

      Absolutely I think that's what makes him the best and truly deserves a Grammy🎉

  • @carrieanthony5883
    @carrieanthony5883 Рік тому +13

    I lost it about the slide on the playground because that is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then when he started talking about the menopause I couldn't I just literally lost it because I'm going through that right now🤣🤣🤣

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Рік тому +12

    Absolutely hilarious! Jeff Allen is one of the best I have watched on Dry Bar!

  • @gnxbeats
    @gnxbeats 2 роки тому +6

    Im living by Jeff Allen's "Wife's Code" 2:23
    😄😄😄😄😄

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 2 роки тому +29

    So funny. I love Jeff Allen. He's my #1 favorite male comic. Wish he'd come to Charleston WV,

  • @dannschmit8604
    @dannschmit8604 2 роки тому +15

    OMGosh!!! I love Jeff Allen!!!! So funny!!!!!

  • @mkhuntstreasure3192
    @mkhuntstreasure3192 2 роки тому +37

    He is so funny! Love him.

  • @josepaez_2
    @josepaez_2 2 роки тому +50

    I think the top 5 should include the: handing out candy “One of you will betray me”, “Is is it me poppa?” “Yes, it is you, you little punk” “Clean those cheeks” 🤣

    • @shirleyrice9988
      @shirleyrice9988 2 роки тому

      I love this man he is the funniest I've ever seen I enjoy him so much and I made you one years old keep it up young man

  • @paulisawinsong8224
    @paulisawinsong8224 10 місяців тому +8

    PURE GENIUS!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT REAL!!!

  • @carolhosp4617
    @carolhosp4617 11 місяців тому +5

    I am crying from laughing so hard! Love listening to this man!

  • @dr.anmolgodara5766
    @dr.anmolgodara5766 2 роки тому +13

    One of best comedians , I have seen on this channel.
    Hilarious .
    Love from INDIA

  • @AUDIONOIR100
    @AUDIONOIR100 2 роки тому +63

    LOVE Jeff Allen. One of the very best! Can't wait to see some new material from him soon!

  • @filbertfrancisflores9371
    @filbertfrancisflores9371 10 місяців тому +5

    What a relief. Tnx lolo jeff, never fail to make me laugh and be scared of my wife at the same time. 😂😂😂

  • @davidrockey7190
    @davidrockey7190 Рік тому +15

    Two talent laughter is a gift and the best medicine of all I can watch him again and again and I laugh every time thank you Jeff God bless🤣🗿

  • @jacksolomon1379
    @jacksolomon1379 Рік тому +13

    Love listening and watching 😂. God blessed him with perfect comedic timing!

  • @sandraimboden6660
    @sandraimboden6660 Рік тому +5

    Just saw Jeff tonight at Encore Theatre, Berlin, OH. Fantastic and loads of laughs! Thanks for coming to this location. Will look for you the next time too. Bring Tammy and your checkbook, Jeff. She will love it here.

  • @JoeMaxFpv
    @JoeMaxFpv 2 роки тому +26

    This guy is great.

  • @icmanju
    @icmanju 2 роки тому +14

    Comedy with out being vulgar is really smart, clean and funny, unlike the new age comedy we hear theses days

  • @CabinOnTheWater
    @CabinOnTheWater 2 роки тому +29

    I remember pulling back the rubber floor mat in the back seat of our Rambler so we could lift up the piece of plywood to expose the 6 inch hold in the floor as we went down the highway. "What are you kids doing back there???" "Looking at the road go by" "OK, don't drop anything you want to keep" LOL Cool, that was the signal to drop things out of the bottom of the car we didn't want to keep. Fun times....

  • @MatthewAHaas
    @MatthewAHaas 2 роки тому +18

    He is so great!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 2 роки тому +29

    Everyone agree thisnCLIP made our day:

  • @kimberlymorgan5827
    @kimberlymorgan5827 2 роки тому +13

    Great comedian. Jeff, ur extremely funny. I always end up lol watching ur skits. Thanks & God bless u for some joy!

  • @markforster6457
    @markforster6457 9 місяців тому +2

    20:36 --- I will always remember this: I could see my then 2-year old granddaughter in the other room. I started making faces and she started laughing. A short time later she walks in to where I was. She picks up a toy, looks so sweet and serious and she says "Pop, Do you know I love you?" I tear up just thinking about it. Now, she's 5. The other day, I said "Emory, do you know love you?" She rolled her eyes and said "Yessss, Pop. I know."

  • @tracyruth4247
    @tracyruth4247 2 роки тому +29

    Jeff is so funny! I've watched all of his shows!

  • @eugenesnell6600
    @eugenesnell6600 2 роки тому +12

    He is so good, I've "shared" him with everyone I know!

  • @jackiepead
    @jackiepead 5 місяців тому +1

    The funniest guy ever! I saw him at Dry bar when he performed the first time and I'm still laughing!

  • @viscache1
    @viscache1 2 роки тому +12

    He plays the ‘curmudgeon’ character to perfection! ….and yes after 40 years…I’m a happy, happy, happy man!…. “I got on the Google…I looked up the waxy people….and talked to Meechelle…..there must have been dogs three blocks away thinking..’Another man getting waxed!” ….I was locked in”…GOLD…JUST PURE GOLD!

  • @jerrymiller5978
    @jerrymiller5978 2 роки тому +8

    You are my new favorite comedian!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 2 роки тому +33

    IMO He's the ideal husband for a lot of woman, including me. And one of the most hilarious comedian ever came to Dry Bar. Like Gaffigan, I can listen to him over and over while doing house chores and still giggled and guffawed like the happy idiot I am. Thank you so much Sir, for the delightful laughs over the years.

  • @rayzorin8985
    @rayzorin8985 2 роки тому +9

    LAUGHED OUT LOUD !!!

  • @inthenameoflove2962
    @inthenameoflove2962 2 роки тому +13

    I hold my laughter or it would have been awakened the household 🤣 .

  • @stevewurt1717
    @stevewurt1717 5 місяців тому +1

    One of the best comedians I have ever seen

  • @fonce9965
    @fonce9965 2 роки тому +23

    How could Jeff miss the best part of 10ft. tall steel slides? You can POLISH them with wax paper & make them FASTER!!!

    • @RandysRides
      @RandysRides 2 роки тому +4

      Or go mach 10 with a gunny sack under you. :)

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 2 роки тому +4

      @@RandysRides Yep, and help the idiot hanging around at the bottom.☺️

    • @RandysRides
      @RandysRides 2 роки тому +1

      @@julien.4617 hahahaha !!!

    • @Harloha
      @Harloha 2 роки тому +3

      I should've read the comments first, I just commented the same thing. 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼

    • @fonce9965
      @fonce9965 2 роки тому +1

      @@julien.4617 Didn't you mean: "& God help, the........... bottom? The people sliding down are supposed to kick the loose soil back into the skid ditch at the bottom as a courtesy to the next kids sliding down, But wax paper & burlap send a person flying completely over the soft landing zone onto the hard ground where many a bruised tailbone left kids STANDING for the next family meal!

  • @karenbetz4569
    @karenbetz4569 3 місяці тому +1

    Jeffrey YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN OF ALL

  • @sheilabush3784
    @sheilabush3784 Рік тому +6

    Love Jeff! His humor rocks!

  • @dereksim1696
    @dereksim1696 2 роки тому +8

    Hope I see more of him he is hilarious

  • @wolfmobile3693
    @wolfmobile3693 2 роки тому +9

    This man is hilarious!

  • @mikelsbug817
    @mikelsbug817 2 роки тому +4

    He is fantastic.... Love from Texas Jeff!

  • @jaymzkiama
    @jaymzkiama Рік тому +3

    😂😂 i have started using the word “Frosted” because of him

  • @MaggieLoveMTC
    @MaggieLoveMTC 2 роки тому +11

    Oh my God... I'm dying! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. This guy is so funny...he's great!

  • @sarahjmarquez
    @sarahjmarquez 2 роки тому +16

    Jeff Allen is so funny

  • @sabrenadamnit9774
    @sabrenadamnit9774 2 роки тому +8

    Thank you very much for the laughs @jeffallen...

  • @julien.4617
    @julien.4617 2 роки тому +5

    Five Datelines, "We doin' alright, you and me? 😆

  • @DougBowman6
    @DougBowman6 2 роки тому +14

    Jeff is so funny, great content 👍🤣

  • @boughtbythecross
    @boughtbythecross 9 місяців тому +1

    I don't know her but I love his wife!! 😂

  • @mattdillon3645
    @mattdillon3645 8 місяців тому +1

    Love your work, all is like my world from yesterday. Thank you.

  • @adeliakimsey4434
    @adeliakimsey4434 2 роки тому +2

    2:22 Happy Happy Happy!😆🤣😂

  • @blandinalecce7572
    @blandinalecce7572 Рік тому +3

    And…we would take wax paper and rub the metal sliding board to go even faster! Good old days.

  • @lmb1962
    @lmb1962 Рік тому +2

    I think the CIA needs to open up a few spas.. that's all I'm saying. Okay. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @karenmccoskey7343
    @karenmccoskey7343 Рік тому +4

    I just discovered Jeff Allen about 2 years ago, he is now my favorite comedian, although if Robin Williams was alive they would be Neck to neck 😊

  • @georgeherod4252
    @georgeherod4252 7 місяців тому +1

    I will cry the first time hearing my grand daughter call me pa-pa

  • @debbiestinnett2987
    @debbiestinnett2987 Рік тому +2

    GOLD!!!

  • @alpakman1082
    @alpakman1082 9 місяців тому +4

    Love it!

  • @soteriamediaproductions6165
    @soteriamediaproductions6165 8 місяців тому +1

    This dudes like a machine gun! I can’t breathe!

  • @mollystanley3024
    @mollystanley3024 11 місяців тому +2

    Awesome 👏🏻

  • @danweston1973
    @danweston1973 10 місяців тому +2

    You look like Patrick from SpongeBob 😂😂😂

  • @Freebird64
    @Freebird64 7 місяців тому +1

    So great! 😂

  • @mattknapp2942
    @mattknapp2942 2 роки тому +3

    Funniest guy ever!

  • @villageidiot6537
    @villageidiot6537 2 роки тому +3

    This man is Comedy Serial Killer…

  • @ky42
    @ky42 Рік тому +2

    OMGaaaaaaaa Hilarious!!!😂😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +2

    Great belly laughs. Thank you.

  • @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292
    @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292 2 роки тому +2

    He is good!

  • @PaulaLittlejohn007
    @PaulaLittlejohn007 5 місяців тому

    I laughed so hard I almost wet the couch 😂

  • @svietka202
    @svietka202 2 роки тому +4

    In a Christian loving way of course ….that line gets me every time

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 9 місяців тому

    Still loving it all ! Such great delivery. Still LOL !!!! :)

  • @meggrotte4760
    @meggrotte4760 2 роки тому +7

    This guy is awesome and he's so non-politically correct

  • @Sakana_Ren
    @Sakana_Ren 2 роки тому +4

    He ended up looking like Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants. You can't make this up. rofl

  • @jamarjjsmith4614
    @jamarjjsmith4614 2 роки тому +1

    "Spas"?!😂 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @fredleemh
    @fredleemh 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks DBC

  • @chrisperrywv
    @chrisperrywv 2 роки тому +3

    Man- I heard a lot of these jokes over 10 years ago and his presentation is almost EXACTLY the same. That’s nuts.

  • @debbiestinnett2987
    @debbiestinnett2987 Рік тому +1

    Lmao. About right.

  • @carolinegreen7043
    @carolinegreen7043 2 місяці тому

    He's so so funny

  • @bevpetrel7393
    @bevpetrel7393 2 роки тому

    Akways excellent!!!!!!

  • @thecman26
    @thecman26 2 роки тому +5

    Do ya wanna be right or be happy?
    I'm single so I can be right AND happy!
    If I'm walking out the door with my golf clubs and shoes. Guess what, I'm going golfing! And then I go.

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 2 роки тому

      To each his/her own. Hope you don't change your mind. The pickings get kinda slim.

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 2 роки тому

      @@julien.4617 I'm good

    • @julien.4617
      @julien.4617 2 роки тому +1

      @@thecman26 Ok. Enjoy!

    • @ggavin9934
      @ggavin9934 2 роки тому +1

      AND you get to still own everything that you've bought too. :)

    • @thecman26
      @thecman26 2 роки тому

      @@ggavin9934 exactly

  • @rosalindquinones2791
    @rosalindquinones2791 9 місяців тому

    SO FUNNY
    GOD BLESS

  • @bite-sizedshorts9635
    @bite-sizedshorts9635 9 місяців тому +1

    Code is right. On a trip, my wife asked me if I was thirsty. I said no and kept on driving. That was the wrong answer. I know now that if she asks that question, it's code for the fact that she's thirsty and I better take the next exit that leads to beverages.

  • @reevesbrown1416
    @reevesbrown1416 Рік тому +1

    I can see Joey Diaz vibing with this guy 🤣

  • @jerryhendricks4628
    @jerryhendricks4628 4 місяці тому

    Funny guy for sure

  • @rossshin184
    @rossshin184 2 місяці тому

    I have no problem with the dipping water treatment.

  • @rachelginter3616
    @rachelginter3616 10 місяців тому +1

  • @pandorazbox9659
    @pandorazbox9659 2 роки тому

    True