PKA 402 with Dck Masterson - Drinking Episode, Tess Holliday Fat Hate, Kyle Exceeds Expectations
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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0:00:00 - Kyle introduces sponsors & Ad Read: Monster Hunter
0:00:47 - The guys take Drink #1, Woody shows off his shot glass car
0:04:00 - Alcohol talk: Dick’s tequila intolerance & setting gunpowder alight
0:06:43 - The Dick-Maddox feud continues, now the police are involved!
0:12:02 - Boxing talk: Logan Paul vs KSI, Dick vs Maddox & who would the PKA guys box?
0:23:02 - Woody left the show for more than 5 mins, thus Drink #2 occurs
0:24:29 - Kyle’s blackout drunkenness on PKA 382 & fondness for Elayna (Video)
0:39:15 - Dick’s Mexican heritage & Mexico leading the way for NA weed legalisation
0:43:30 - We watched a video together so it’s time for Drink #3 & Woody’s fancy water vase
0:49:21 - Confused Chinese couple got incorrectly intimate for years & couldn’t conceive
0:52:25 - PKA indulges in some casual discrimination, that means Drink #4 folks!
0:55:24 - Ad Read: Squarespace
0:56:31 - Kyle’s enlightens Dick on his Tilk business
0:58:51 - Mark Cuban is the only worthwhile Shark on Shark Tank, the rest are low tier
1:00:18 - PKA 398’s conspiracy theory segment & are flat earthers just trolls?
1:04:27 - Kyle’s drunkenness is setting in meanwhile Dick is just getting started
1:06:24 - Drink #5 and how Taylor chipped his tooth after the last drinking episode
1:13:09 - Video: Woman poops herself while carpooling in an Uber
1:16:54 - The last times that Dick, Taylor & Woody pooped themselves
1:28:03 - The time that Dick pooped in his dad’s pair of underwear
1:29:42 - Video: Woody poops himself while paramotoring, forcing an emergency landing
1:31:16 - How to improve the US Congress & lazy American politicians
1:33:21 - Ad Read: Smart Mouth
1:34:44 - Alcohol talk: Kyle’s Bloody Mary mix & Dick’s drinking expertise
1:40:23 - Cosmopolitan is now promoting obese women as attractive
1:43:59 - Woody proposes Drink #6 and is Woody a Baby Boomer?
1:46:17 - Return to making fun of the obese Cosmopolitan “model” Tess Holliday
1:54:51 - Would the guys rather be 110 lbs overweight or look like Casey Neistat?
1:56:02 - Fitness talk: Kyle’s extreme diet, Dick’s weight & Taylor’s muscles
1:59:32 - Taylor challenges Dick to a headbutting fight
2:01:18 - The PKA guys’ heritage and what impact did America really have on WWII?
2:04:14 - Ad Reads: Lumosity & Shadow of the Tomb Raider
2:09:25 - Drinks #7 and #8 because Woody coughed & Kyle used the F word
2:16:15 - PKA doing public meetups (Paintball trips, Hangouts & more)
2:24:19 - Kyle has drank so much vodka, Taylor calls Drink #9
2:29:18 - People are boycotting In-N-Out burger for supporting GOP candidates
2:31:32 - Snapchat hacker renames New York & Cop gets jailed for wounding 15 year old
2:33:56 - Video: A beautiful ride of PKA (no audio)
2:39:41 - Kyle updates us on Jeremy and his plethora of children
2:41:01 - Eddie Murphy’s 12 children and /r/Childfree
2:42:51 - Kyle is completely hammered
2:44:46 - PKA lets loose: Kyle thinks paramotoring is dumb
2:47:26 - What would the guys do in a Purge scenario? And how to rob a bank
2:50:38 - Ad Read: Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
2:52:55 - Has Dick ever considered cutting his sticky ugly hair?
2:54:29 - Dick gets flummoxed when Taylor asks about his girlfriend (Maddox’s ex)
3:12:42 - Could Taylor beat Captain America in a fight? And BS superhero stats
3:18:51 - Dick’s plans to take Maddox to small claims court
3:20:32 - It’s Drink #10 boys however it’s a double for Woody!
3:24:10 - Building a wall? Nah mate, build a moat to stop the Mexicans
2:26:44 - Kyle finishes his fifth of vodka, Taylor ranks the hairstyles on PKA
3:30:29 - Kyle grabs another fifth of vodka, the guys do Drink #11 (12 for Woody)
3:33:50 - Taylor vaping and Kyle’s cigarette preferences
3:39:01 - Good looking Tgirls, fat people hate & maybe Hitler was right
3:42:22 - Dick fighting Taylor, Woody and Kyle & Dick’s boxing experience
3:48:22 - How Woody and Kyle prepped for the drinking endeavour by eating a lot
3:50:20 - How much would the guys pay to get naughty with Elayna?
3:56:42 - More Dick vs Maddox rivalry talk: Lawsuits, Marvel knowledge & more
4:01:52 - Kyle and Woody want food so badly, Woody calls it a show
4:03:15 - Outro Ad Read: Shadow of the Tomb Raider
Always important to come revisit this certified hood classic
Came back in 2020 to highlight my favorite Kyle quote. When talking about male-to-female trans being hotter than Tess Holiday, he simply stated: "Dudes are getting hotter every year."
Now he’s a Finnster tier 4 sub
@@justingoldsmith1852 long term trans supporter Kyle
@@ashtonvalentine7496 before it was cool
Fantastic insight into the inner workings of kyles brain
Big ups
Taylor’s a mean drunk, and I love it. Kyle is a god damn champion.
ONE A MONTH
"Your content is aids "
-Jesus
ONE A MONTH
Quadmft
QAwz
If your playing on hardcore take a shot every time someone proposes a drink.
Yea fake being drunk once s month yippy
The salt on Woodys face when Kyle shits on paramotoring is amazing
I lost it at 2:49:00 when Kyle's mic had completely fallen apart
Woody that is the best shit you've ever brought to the show. Thank you for that high quality addition
ONLY 30 DAYS TILL THE NEXT ONE BOIS. ONE A MONTH.
actually its the 30th, so they should feel free to have another episode next week
Haha I wish
😥
One... One a decade? :(
Soon..........
Already talking about sailing la vagabond, oh boy here we goooooooooo
"The last 4 times I've drank have been drinking episodes. I never drink." guy takes 12 shots and nothing happens. Pretty suspect.
Woody is 100% self image, when he’s plastered his only concerning is keeping a straight face and saying nothing. Which is what he does
@@dirtbikeman496 nah fam
@@arthurmorganx9465 frfr no cap
@@dirtbikeman496 his face didn’t change at all. No color change nothing. Just faking everything
Ik this is a 3 year chain but woody states every drinking episode ends with him puking
Drinking episode with Dick? Never clicked faster
Dck*
That's what she said 😃
I agree. Had to split this one up over two nights though. Had the worst hangover after the last drinking episode.
Woody not wasted after all those shots?? Suspect af
His shot glasses definitely are not the same size as everyone else’s. His look like mini half ounce shots
4 years later kyle would challenge the nightmare Diego Sanchez in a battle to the death and Diego would cower in shame and fear. FPS legend
top 0.0001% episode, brah's
Sup matt
@@JesseS. DO YOU REALLY
Sad to know there will never be another episode like this.
@@bakedandsteaked why? what happened?
I really wanted to hear Kyle try that last ad read
This episode makes me feel okay when I'm drinking alone and idk if anyone would truly feel it like I do
And yes I'm drinking along yet again
Hope you're doing well brother, no shame in taking a break every now and then
@@slipknawther brother, stop
@@AngelicVirtue more fulfilling*
@@slipknawther You still alive, bro? Six days off since December 12th over here
lmao i love you guys so much, thanks for the love around 45:00, would love to come back on and talk about the experience of fighting on the Logan Paul vs KSI boxing event. Drinking episode, regular episode, whatever you guys want, im there.
No
Sheazo shut up overflow is awesome. Would love to see overflow on again!!
No
Flames1471 yes
Hope you're on again soon always a good guest! Dm chiz make it happen. THE PEOPLE WANT IT
Dick was such an amazing choice for this drinking episode
Woody is going to have a bad Pavlovian response every time he hears that chime from that drink dolly
lmaoooo woody pulling up with the shot glasses
Ghost riding the whip
3:00:04 I come back to this episode from time to time it's amazing.
Calling it right now. They need to get high on episode 420.
Kyle's always high anyways lol
Kyle is a stoner. Why do you think he loves food so much?
• Zarathustra • what legal issues? Sorry I’ve been away from the show for a while
• Zarathustra • wax?
concentrated weed, dabs, etc. It's the alcohol equivalent of hard liquor (with weed being equivalent to beer)
3 years later and Kyle is ripped and is getting challenged by a boxer
These drinking episodes were the best
Woody loves hearing himself talk
Came back to this for something to listen to an drink to, got a Tito’s ad. It’s a sign 😂🍻
We demand more drinking episodes!
I got so excited 10 seconds in when he said drinking episode. Didn’t even read the title cause I was so tired
the hosts have really outdone themselves this time! great show
Woody you’re a valiant and brave man and we appreciate you going through your hangover for us. top 10%
I love how Kyle messed up the name of Lumosity the entire show.
l-u-m-o-s-i-t-y luminosity
'woody's poop confession'
should have been in the title
I love taylor's drunken rants. Nothing holds a candle to the time he went off at Lefty for an hour but it's warming to see glimpses of that side during these drinking episodes.
these guys recovered well. first arian foster and now drinking episode. earned a like in the first 10 seconds.
3:51:50 THE ENTIRE CHICKEN CONVO HAD ME DYING FML LOL
love the new layout guys this hilarious and im only 30 mins in pka forever
2:22:22 - never had a bad fan experience? wasn't there that one wierdo fan who brought guns in his vehicle - and he was insisting that kyle should come check them out in the parking lot or something? and then another time, didn't one guy shoot another guy in the head point blank with a painball gun and get kicked out?
Lyle is a liar
3:38:27 Bruh I'm watching this high and I start laughing so hard, that I had to pause it. lolol
Not in a good place right now, but you guys really help me get through saturdays at work.
“I wonna see you shredded” wow
I’m glad they reuploaded it
1:52:55 if her ankles were really that thin she would collapse and cause worldwide earthquakes.
what even happened to Dick one minute he seems tipsy then all of a sudden hes just incoherent lmao
Do you know how alcohol works?
@@onodatboi9041 no
@@onodatboi9041 That comment was pre pandemic
Everytime woody had a shot it sounded like he opened the mystery box
The sailing la vagabonde episode was one of the best tbf. be good to get them back on
44:11 sam hyde mentioned, why haven't they had him on the show yet?
This episode was awesome. Improved my weekend immensely.
Taking shots at same time w/these guys listening to the podcast... THIS SHIT INTERACTIVE AF, drunk podcast listening😂🤦♂️
Excited for the next month’s drinking episode
Kyle pronouncing Lumosity as Luminosity is hilarious
spells his name is fpsrussia
this is what i like to see matt going in thank you
this is everything a drinking episode should be
Respect to all these dudes for going the distance
That last hour was a real struggle Jesus.. ...
King Kylos yeah they got too trashed. As an adult male I have spent some time near drunk people and it's not that entertaining
The thing is that they should have wrote down topics so they wouldn't forget to talk about them.
Jorge No, it was more entertaining this way.
They were so...goddamn...throwed.
This show means so much to me, fml
Gavin Leinen dude same I can’t even explain it
Yeeeees been around since day one
Duke Sorrell OG PODBEAN
Been here so long goddamn
Wow the apprehension in Woody's voice at the intro has me excited because I know with him, it's a full commit!
1:52:30 one of taylors funniest impressions ever
I love how woody used that glass water bottle like it's a normal thing
You don't drink your water out of a crystal decanter?
Top 1%
falso kyle isnt speaking enough because dick is weird
its hard to even understand wtf that man is talking about LMAO
Not even close
i havent watched yet but Arian last week and now this, the hype is back
This episode top 10% and I’m 30 minutes in.. ONE A MONTH
The best drinking episode to date. Fantastic gentlemen!
Woody looks like an angry high school teacher this entire video
Hey woody, I am a cadet at the United States Military Academy, and we are hosting a giant paintball game here in New York on September 29th and 30th. You guys should totally come out. we're having live M240 belt fed machine guns out on the field firing blanks, smoke grenades, and real soldiers conducting squad operations right alongside you. We are also having our parachute team give a HALO jump demonstration along with military equipment displays and army tactical demonstrations. I'm not asking for some meet up or anything, I just think you guys would enjoy the game.
This really made up for pka 400 lol
you know something went wrong when you get into hour 3 and woody seems the least drunk lmao
ONE A MONTH. ONE A MONTH.
Love you guys, great show!
MY BOY DCKKKKKK THIS IS GONNA BE HYPE AF!
3:29 woodys face after that shot haha
3:32:18 might be one of the funniest moments in PKA history. For me at least.
1:57:45 the beginning of yoked kyle
3:20:32 the description says it’s a double for woody but I didn’t see him take a second shot...
AMAZZZZING!! 30 DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT !
Damn processing
Ready now
Marzittie thank you 😊
i love this podcast a lot
Laughing every time Woody pours himself a drink 😂
Time to crack open 10 beers for this one!
wow that outro adread is what made the ahow. Fantastic read woody
the last hour of a drinking episode is prime chaos 🤌
i recommend products advertised on PKA to people that I havnt used myself based off the trust that you guys advertise good products lmao
One of the funniest episodes yet 😂
Hour 3 is the hour of pure content
My nan who died ten years ago at 75 had the same shots in a car thing 😂😂😂
Great Episode! there's a small typo in the timeline, it says 2:26:44 when it should be 3:26:44
The only thing i love more than videos on PKA are muted videos on PKA.
Great episode.. One a month!
3:43:04 kyle ACtually almosts yaks from his damn chair. top 1%
THE BEST PKA IS BACK RSK FOR LYFE
Like if instead of drinking a long, you’re smoking a long
David Scott every time 😂😂
Every episode should be a drinking episode^^
This was a great episode. 400 was also a good episode. Last episode was good. Here's to another 98 good episodes on the road to 500!
Woody with his mini shot glasses LMAO
Great PKA guys, always is .
Amazing show dudes, RSK
Hands down still one of the best episodes 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Rush hour is 3 to 6 in Cincinnati
and hour in and Woody is already holding his face up lol
I like that Woody never adjusted his headset and somehow it just magically got too tight HAHAHA Woody had 1/3 of the amount of alcohol that Kyle did but he was twice as drunk 😂😂😂
I’m 1:37:00 in to the show
OH MY GODDDD I AM FREAKING OUT HAHAHAHA PROCESSSSSS
Done
@@ReiMeiMayonaka and I'm drunk. Let's do this!
Yea Woody man I know you feel drunk, but you aren’t even half as drunk as Kyle and that’s a problem
Kyle is the liquor