PKA 455 w Dick Masterson Woody and Taylor Start Twitch, Florida Man Balloon Caper

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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    Timeline by LegitRage
    Discuss the Episode on the PKA Subreddit! / pka
    0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors & guest
    0:00:12 - Masterson secret tricks to weight loss & how to prevent your partner getting fat
    0:09:25 - Taylor and Masterson both drop, Woody restarts the show from the beginning
    0:10:13 - During the break, Taylor introduced Masterson to the infamous PKA “bug chasers”
    0:11:45 - Passing down Pokemon to younger generations & giving gifts to siblings/family
    0:17:19 - Woody’s incredibly heartfelt and planned birthday present to Jackie
    0:20:37 - High ranking Vatican member caught in a 1980s rockstar-style substance scandal
    0:26:49 - The most strategic ways to take your own life ft. School exams & weather balloons
    0:33:14 - Does this trans professional wrestler has unfair advantage in a faux sport?
    0:37:45 - Taylor’s experience of professional wrestling & the sad fate of most of its’ stars
    0:39:34 - Adult movie site purchases & removes site that leaks private information of adult stars
    0:43:59 - Why is there a sudden obsession with inter-family adult movies? Plus Amish genitalia
    0:47:23 - Amish genitals, the Amish lifestyle and if PKA started its’ own religion
    0:54:19 - Walmart has taken a strong anti-Second Amendment stance, how will it affect them?
    0:56:24 - Who is the horse to back in the US retail store race? Walmart, Amazon, Best Buy??
    1:02:45 - Taylor’s phone charger debacle & is it time for him to join the iPhone gang?
    1:07:40 - Woody shares a prime example of how some women view men as “investments”
    1:09:20 - Black guys popularising “King and Queen” nicknames & the best black sitcoms
    1:13:41 - Ad reads: Audible & World of Warcraft Classic
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    1:21:08 - Have the PKA guys ever played Everquest?
    1:23:12 - PKA is pretty vulgar but can it compete with Howard Stern’s antics?
    1:30:55 - Taylor introduces the guys to redditors who can move objects with their mind
    1:37:00 - Woody and Taylor would be the greatest NHL players ever if they could stop time
    1:39:49 - The FBI on 4chan & Chris Hansen vs ONLYUSEmeBLADE
    1:45:33 - UFC talk: Khabib vs Poirer (Khabib’s frightening father, Poirer’s haircut & more)
    1:54:41 - Sports talk: Why baseball sucks, the worst fans and the ugliest players
    2:05:47 - Which sport is the best for keeping a good physical appearance?
    2:08:10 - Ad reads: Casper, BlueChew & White Castle
    2:15:26 - Donald Trump vs Hurricane Dorian and the US’ brightest meteorologists
    2:21:38 - How well can the guys pin each of the US States on a map? Let’s find out!
    2:27:25 - The pros and cons of living in various places in the US (midwest vs the south etc)
    2:29:52 - Taylor reveals there was not one, but multiple Poop Bandits in his youth!
    2:33:36 - Woody’s highschool stink shell problem & throwing coke cans at guys on fire
    2:36:44 - Did highschool Woody potentially miss out on a three way with 2 hotties?
    2:40:06 - Woody, Taylor & Masterson share wholesome Kindergarten/childhood stories
    2:45:25 - The time Taylor worked at a Special Needs school & Woody’s Summer School
    2:50:28 - How Masterson’s is artificially banned from Twitter & Social media life cycles
    2:55:12 - UA-cam’s political problems: Mainstream media takeover & left wing bias
    3:05:32 - Woody has decided to revive his Twitch streaming career! Taylor soon to follow
    3:08:13 - Masterson’s real world job and cryptocurrency investments (crypto-nerd talk)
    3:16:59 - 911 responder scolds scared caller as they slowly drown in flood waters
    3:19:09 - What would happen if Taylor arrived at the Pearly Gates of Heaven?
    3:21:35 - Taylor and his family’s post-Church Taco Bell tradition
    3:24:46 - Taylor learnt the sacred words of Christ from broccoli and tomatoes
    3:26:49 - The influence of Woody’s father-in-law is what makes Jackie the wife she is
    3:28:56 - Masterson divulges more into his pilates hobby and its suggestive equipment
    3:36:15 - Fitness talk: Taylor’ workout routine, why deadlifts suck & back pain remedies
    3:44:53 - Woody’s peanut butter and celery cheat meal & his dog with a lethal tail
    3:48:10 - Politics talk: Are Venezuela and Iran credible issues or more US chicanery?
    3:56:46 - Woody’s night school years & Taylor goes oldschool nerd mode on Pokemon (Go)
    4:06:43 - Insensitive Xbox Gamertags & catfishing on games
    4:08:53 - Masterson pimps his Social Medias & Ad read: White Castle
    4:11:01 - Woody calls it a show

КОМЕНТАРІ • 175

  • @MrV3GA11
    @MrV3GA11 4 роки тому +70

    Even on a solo Woody episode , he’ll still find a way to interrupt himself

  • @Sniperyeti
    @Sniperyeti 4 роки тому +334

    4 weeks since sean ranklin has uploaded .... when did Kyle get locked up lol

    • @scottpendergrass8087
      @scottpendergrass8087 4 роки тому +21

      (In Taylor’s anchor voice) little did they know Kyle was actually Sean Ranklin. Find out more at 6.

    • @guenthersteiner8163
      @guenthersteiner8163 4 роки тому +3

      Sniperyeti Sean Ranklin has been tweeting though

    • @BUDs2014
      @BUDs2014 4 роки тому +5

      RSK 281 you can tweet on a computer. Kyle is in a very minimum security prison. I’m sure he has access to the internet.

    • @Josh-db4lw
      @Josh-db4lw 4 роки тому +14

      BUDs2014 I highly doubt he has internet lol

    • @st3altypandas63
      @st3altypandas63 4 роки тому

      @@Josh-db4lw why? It is* a 'below minimum security' institution

  • @fs7645
    @fs7645 4 роки тому +61

    “My knuckles were white, with power”

  • @NicolaiLol
    @NicolaiLol 4 роки тому +283

    Ok you genuinely cant make this up. 19 seconds into the show Woody interrupts the guest LOL

    • @CaptainDisappointing
      @CaptainDisappointing 4 роки тому +49

      EveRYboDy DoeS iT, thE faNS JuST HaTe On mE WhEN I dO It!

    • @N0PityForYou
      @N0PityForYou 4 роки тому +4

      Not like its even that bad but just why

    • @jbgoob
      @jbgoob 4 роки тому

      Get over it flag. Woody don't give a ruck

    • @sydsilver4076
      @sydsilver4076 4 роки тому

      That literally wasnt even bad smh

    • @flapcat4681
      @flapcat4681 4 роки тому

      I honestly never noticed it

  • @Rawb1029
    @Rawb1029 4 роки тому +147

    Big ups cashew Matthew

  • @macalistermullen
    @macalistermullen 4 роки тому +70

    Finally it's a solo woody show

    • @studeii
      @studeii 4 роки тому

      hahahah

    • @7ink3347
      @7ink3347 4 роки тому +2

      He interrupts himself

  • @mrharocesar
    @mrharocesar 4 роки тому +54

    “PKA 455, Kyle....”

    • @alexjameskeefer
      @alexjameskeefer 4 роки тому +16

      Cesar “Cooooouple of sponsors tonight. Bluechew...I took 8 before the show and washed it down with a bottle of Tito’s. Help me.”

    • @Josh-db4lw
      @Josh-db4lw 4 роки тому +9

      He’s done that for the past 3 PKAs ...

    • @Qwertypaige600
      @Qwertypaige600 4 роки тому +3

      Can’t tell if he’s doing it on purpose or if it’s just force of habit

    • @mrharocesar
      @mrharocesar 4 роки тому

      Josh he didn’t do it on 453

    • @Josh-db4lw
      @Josh-db4lw 4 роки тому

      Cesar Did on 452 tho

  • @solitaryreapergaming
    @solitaryreapergaming 4 роки тому +22

    I’ve come to realize that woody interrupting is just the sign that the weekend has started. I now look forward to it

  • @fullertonfan13
    @fullertonfan13 4 роки тому +43

    first 5 seconds off to a great start.

  • @richsantos9199
    @richsantos9199 4 роки тому +27

    Hey I just wanted to come back to your channel after a long time. I really want to say thank you for mail Monday back in the day. It helped me out a lot.

  • @fernplant
    @fernplant 4 роки тому +61

    33:25 you guys ate the onion. Kayfabe news is the onion of pro wrestling

    • @hendog5396
      @hendog5396 4 роки тому

      Fern it was pretty clear when they referred to the mad people as retards like 6 times lol

    • @themurphman14
      @themurphman14 4 роки тому +1

      “AEW is WWE in another country”
      That killed me

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper 4 роки тому

      @@hendog5396 And yet no host picked up on it

  • @LacrosseAlmighty
    @LacrosseAlmighty 4 роки тому +21

    i have a tourettes tick every time woody does his trademark stutter before telling a story

  • @ethanhunt750
    @ethanhunt750 4 роки тому +182

    Woody can you please stop making your mic the loudest. It forces me to have the volume up just slightly more than it should have to be to properly hear other hosts and that just leads to your laugh destroying my ears

    • @tristiangoodman4252
      @tristiangoodman4252 4 роки тому +26

      I've never related with a comment so much before

    • @N0PityForYou
      @N0PityForYou 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah this

    • @AlysN
      @AlysN 4 роки тому +4

      Retweet

    • @Zeesneakyninja
      @Zeesneakyninja 4 роки тому +5

      Feel mean to say this but it does be bad sometimes. Just needs a little less volume because he has a super loud voice

    • @kingcopper4929
      @kingcopper4929 4 роки тому +3

      READ THIS WOODY PLEASE!

  • @trippasnippa119
    @trippasnippa119 4 роки тому +49

    wheres kyle talk? i wish we had some updates :)

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper 4 роки тому +1

      He died in prison.

    • @trippasnippa119
      @trippasnippa119 4 роки тому

      @@BeardFaceSuper youre 9 months late bud

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper 4 роки тому +1

      @@trippasnippa119 No. This comment was 9 months too early. I'm on time.

    • @thevampirekiller123
      @thevampirekiller123 3 роки тому

      @@BeardFaceSuper it's been 7 months, I'm waiting

  • @le7tfeet
    @le7tfeet 4 роки тому +9

    455 episodes and woody STILL cant stop his audio from peeking over everybody elses when he laughs. its so incredibly loud and not okay

  • @BigSleepyJoeCooking
    @BigSleepyJoeCooking 4 роки тому +57

    1:11:29 can someone make an edit so that woody says the hard r instead of fresh prince

    • @WELLZY_
      @WELLZY_ 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahah best comment ever. If someone doesn't do that on the Reddit I'll be disappointed

    • @scottpendergrass8087
      @scottpendergrass8087 4 роки тому +1

      its on the reddit haha

    • @liam6157
      @liam6157 4 роки тому +1

      Scott Pendergrass link?

    • @ImDultra
      @ImDultra 4 роки тому

      Link

  • @WowDoodWuuut
    @WowDoodWuuut 4 роки тому +9

    I’ve been watching PKA for 8 years now & the place where that lady drowned was where I live! Everyone on my Facebook was going nuts & she deleted her Facebook because EVERYONE in the city and towns around were harassing her. Shoutout Arkansas 😂

    • @WowDoodWuuut
      @WowDoodWuuut 2 місяці тому +1

      😮 almost 5 years later

  • @matthewh8812
    @matthewh8812 4 роки тому +5

    Happy birthday Jackie

  • @Rien--
    @Rien-- 4 роки тому +10

    when i started balling i was young

  • @darrinlyons95
    @darrinlyons95 4 роки тому

    Thanks guys for the new plan just what I need to start my Saturday off

  • @PSNGuyWithHair102
    @PSNGuyWithHair102 4 роки тому +5

    LOVE THE SHOW

  • @sethhardy7280
    @sethhardy7280 4 роки тому +7

    WE NEED MORE BUG CHASER STORYTIME

  • @RiceGodKick
    @RiceGodKick 4 роки тому +44

    Please get Alex Jones on PKA it would be legendary and he could use the exposure on UA-cam

    • @ImDultra
      @ImDultra 4 роки тому +5

      Wait till Kyle comes back

  • @I3igTasty
    @I3igTasty 4 роки тому +2

    great show again!

  • @johnlawrence5383
    @johnlawrence5383 2 роки тому

    That woody joke about Harley predicting the futures of Jewish women might be literally one of the best jokes woody ever made

  • @johnlawrence5383
    @johnlawrence5383 2 роки тому

    That LSD joke was the most woody LSD joke ever

  • @georgeptolemy7260
    @georgeptolemy7260 2 роки тому

    Joseph Pilates was a WW1 pow when he came up with pilates.

  • @aHazyWorld
    @aHazyWorld 4 роки тому +5

    What’s with the nail paint. Has this become a thing recently? I have seen a few times now.

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 4 роки тому +6

    Dogs are livestock in woodies house?!

    • @anomalouspossession9415
      @anomalouspossession9415 4 роки тому +3

      Well, black people are livestock in my house... So I think he may be able to claim higher moral standing.

    • @studeii
      @studeii 4 роки тому

      all people are livestock in this house.. why?

  • @DioxideCad
    @DioxideCad 4 роки тому

    In season one of Breaking Bad, Walter says exactly "incalculable"

  • @perplemagiic2070
    @perplemagiic2070 4 роки тому +1

    First podcast I’ve watched without Kyle 😢 glad you’re out my guy!

  • @jacobbabababa
    @jacobbabababa 4 роки тому +1

    I agree woody the bobiverse is awesome and easy to follow and great to listen to while gaming.

  • @meatwave1214
    @meatwave1214 4 роки тому

    loved it!

  • @Milly420
    @Milly420 4 роки тому +11

    I miss Kyle

  • @EvilSNAVE
    @EvilSNAVE 4 роки тому +12

    Weekend starts, NOW!

  • @Respawnz
    @Respawnz 3 роки тому

    cool tech tip 9:40

  • @Remington700FTW
    @Remington700FTW 4 роки тому +1

    the Venezuela stuff is happening though lol

  • @CaptainSpaceBear
    @CaptainSpaceBear 4 роки тому +19

    If Jackie’s bday is today WE HAVE THE SAME BDAY! Can I get a Walter filtration system woody

  • @zangetsu6996
    @zangetsu6996 4 роки тому +10

    Caculator

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 4 роки тому

    14 minutes 17 sec personal best on Tetris

  • @aj00
    @aj00 4 роки тому +2

    No thumbnail?

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 4 роки тому

    Lady recently tried to buy a back I think it was 6k

  • @derekfaughn6229
    @derekfaughn6229 4 роки тому

    Lol. Taylor's Random Bam Margera rant was awesome! It totally derailed the topic!

  • @sbrideau2000
    @sbrideau2000 4 роки тому

    I don't have to boycott Walmart, Giant Tiger has better prices!

  • @Jordan-xm6wo
    @Jordan-xm6wo 4 роки тому

    gold

  • @MrGeoxen
    @MrGeoxen 4 роки тому

    Woody, check out "The Goal" on audbile.

  • @rutgerhauser2377
    @rutgerhauser2377 3 роки тому

    28:50 not even "no gun"
    One set of footprints...

  • @FuLLMetALJackET308
    @FuLLMetALJackET308 4 роки тому

    Real talk tho, this was a fantastic episode. 8/8 woody

  • @smits7142
    @smits7142 4 роки тому +7

    This is the forehead episode

    • @ShiftySkipper
      @ShiftySkipper 4 роки тому

      Where's Steve hofstetter when you need him

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 3 роки тому

      You could land a plane on any of those bad boys, reflective and creased.

  • @miles2237
    @miles2237 3 роки тому +2

    Regular people: *clicks WiFi button*
    “Hmm, it says I’m connected...”
    Woody: *Opens command prompt*

  • @JakeBWFC
    @JakeBWFC 2 роки тому

    Kyle!

  • @Kurseyy
    @Kurseyy 4 роки тому

    >Gulf Shores Alabama

  • @Bootieblastin
    @Bootieblastin 4 роки тому +2

    Round of applause for Woody saying ufc fighter names correctly

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 4 роки тому

    1:17:00

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 4 роки тому

    3:23:00

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN 4 роки тому

    woody is a strange fella

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 4 роки тому

    2:50:00

  • @mrterrbl8184
    @mrterrbl8184 4 роки тому +3

    Is nobody gonna talk about how woody put out his address?

    • @smits7142
      @smits7142 4 роки тому +2

      Mrterrbl it’s already leaked. It leaked before he even bought the house

  • @PodcastClips435
    @PodcastClips435 4 роки тому +2

    You guys should get MatPat on, he would be a great guest and I can only imagine the conversations that would come up

  • @chubbypuff6644
    @chubbypuff6644 4 роки тому

    Woody, Raleigh has plows and salt and stuff

  • @scottyreinsvold269
    @scottyreinsvold269 2 роки тому

    Woody couldnt spell pilates

  • @niallcoughlan4900
    @niallcoughlan4900 4 роки тому

    Make Pokemon Great Again!

  • @TheRoy405
    @TheRoy405 4 роки тому +2

    Lets gooooo !

  • @joshuacornwell6726
    @joshuacornwell6726 4 роки тому +1

    Typical woody lol

  • @howeitis7383
    @howeitis7383 4 роки тому +2

    Oh no... Woody, Kayfabe News is like the Onion but for Pro Wrestling.. Don't take it seriously.

  • @outandaboutnz3454
    @outandaboutnz3454 4 роки тому +1

    Long wait but hey

  • @phobosmonolith4863
    @phobosmonolith4863 4 роки тому

    Niiice

  • @gbirdo4718
    @gbirdo4718 4 роки тому +1

    Finally

  • @JohnixHD
    @JohnixHD 4 роки тому +1

    Masterson looks like Doc Disrespect

  • @LordRdz
    @LordRdz 4 роки тому

    Woody your water is 100 better now soft water is the way to go!

  • @johnlawrence5383
    @johnlawrence5383 2 роки тому

    Maybe one day daddy woody will respond to my comments

  • @papy1141
    @papy1141 4 роки тому +1

    Cool

  • @handpiecehealer
    @handpiecehealer 4 роки тому +1

    WOODY PLEASE POST A NEW PARAMOTOR VIDEO...... MISSING YOU! PUT THE LAUNDRY AWAY AND GET BACK OUT THERE! PLEASE.......

  • @udntwnna
    @udntwnna 4 роки тому +15

    Would have been the perfect ep to get asterios back on as well

    • @ImDultra
      @ImDultra 4 роки тому

      I just rewatched that episode! One of my favorites and he definitely needs to come back, get on that offense fund lol

  • @Meadaa
    @Meadaa 4 роки тому +1

    ip2

  • @simonbourne1498
    @simonbourne1498 4 роки тому +14

    Woody is going senile

    • @ShinJoey
      @ShinJoey 4 роки тому +2

      Nice pic. Patrice is a legend

    • @sirpebbles6177
      @sirpebbles6177 4 роки тому +3

      The air must be different up there whenever he flies his silly machine

  • @BrianNguyenBeehive
    @BrianNguyenBeehive 4 роки тому +2

    What happened to the thumbnail?

  • @sydsilver4076
    @sydsilver4076 4 роки тому +4

    I disagree w Taylor's take on social media

  • @matts4148
    @matts4148 4 роки тому +10

    Shout out to the PKA discord

  • @stevenmugley
    @stevenmugley 4 роки тому +3

    free kyle

  • @anky3779
    @anky3779 4 роки тому +6

    Should've had Destiny on this episode too. Would've gotten really interesting.

  • @schinkdiesel
    @schinkdiesel 4 роки тому +2

    No Kyle update?

    • @BLo0DLuST831
      @BLo0DLuST831 4 роки тому +3

      kyle's getting punked for his phone time.. he was looking forward to having "unlimited" phone time, instead he's getting unlimited cheek bustin

    • @anomalouspossession9415
      @anomalouspossession9415 4 роки тому

      @@BLo0DLuST831 BUSTED

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 4 роки тому

    End the Fed!

  • @yadiramejia1834
    @yadiramejia1834 4 роки тому +3

    Woody would be ten times funnier if he didn't laugh at his own jokes that way he could keep the ambiguity of being serious or not

  • @indianOutlaw87.5
    @indianOutlaw87.5 4 роки тому +21

    Where’s destiny?

  • @crucifyrobinhood
    @crucifyrobinhood 3 роки тому

    Woody's eyebrows are like two bluebelly lizards doing pushups to intimidate each other.

  • @Aul3lueTheOrignal
    @Aul3lueTheOrignal 4 роки тому

    Where is Kyle?..

    • @Bimbulinator
      @Bimbulinator 4 роки тому +3

      Aublue In prison

    • @MR1wooki
      @MR1wooki 4 роки тому +1

      Prison

    • @kungfujones1
      @kungfujones1 4 роки тому

      MR1wooki what for?

    • @sirpebbles6177
      @sirpebbles6177 4 роки тому +11

      @@kungfujones1 He's an illegal Russian masquerading as an American podcaster

  • @sinkpissersupreme
    @sinkpissersupreme 4 роки тому +2

    always knew this guy was a fruit, nice nail polish

  • @everydaygameclips
    @everydaygameclips 4 роки тому

    Why no Kyle updates

  • @crucifyrobinhood
    @crucifyrobinhood 3 роки тому +1

    2:17:00 *Woody talks politics, abort and eject.*

  • @shnawnfn7381
    @shnawnfn7381 4 роки тому +3

    Get Boogie back on

  • @illuminatty426
    @illuminatty426 4 роки тому +1

    Woody is the best host, prove me wrong

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 9 місяців тому

      4 years later, do you stand by your statement?

    • @WowDoodWuuut
      @WowDoodWuuut 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Kitsuragi556 He better not. Woody is literally the most out of touch liberal cuck.
      Maybe not the most because stupidity is spreading FAST in America.

  • @manuag3886
    @manuag3886 4 роки тому +8

    Destiny should have been the 2nd guest

  • @Elguapodelfuego
    @Elguapodelfuego 4 роки тому +2

    Ima fan of aew but idk but the trans wrestler lol

  • @heirtothepwn
    @heirtothepwn 4 роки тому +1

    I’m not saying this as if it’s a grand announcement, but last weeks show was the first one I’ve ever stopped an hour into and not finished. I loved “then don’t”, but I just got a gross feeling from the whole thing. I’m glad it didn’t get even worse, maybe the show will bounce back better than ever

    • @pehlii
      @pehlii 4 роки тому +1

      Same. They didnt click well

  • @kirbster1005
    @kirbster1005 4 роки тому +3

    “PKA 455. Kyle...”

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 3 роки тому

      I thought it was rude that Kyle ignored him entirely.

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 4 роки тому

    Lady recently tried to buy a back I think it was 6k

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 4 роки тому

    3:02:00

  • @nickyrodriguez3150
    @nickyrodriguez3150 4 роки тому +3

    I miss Kyle

  • @Joygloom
    @Joygloom 4 роки тому +2

    I miss Kyle