PKA 455 w Dick Masterson Woody and Taylor Start Twitch, Florida Man Balloon Caper
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors & guest
0:00:12 - Masterson secret tricks to weight loss & how to prevent your partner getting fat
0:09:25 - Taylor and Masterson both drop, Woody restarts the show from the beginning
0:10:13 - During the break, Taylor introduced Masterson to the infamous PKA “bug chasers”
0:11:45 - Passing down Pokemon to younger generations & giving gifts to siblings/family
0:17:19 - Woody’s incredibly heartfelt and planned birthday present to Jackie
0:20:37 - High ranking Vatican member caught in a 1980s rockstar-style substance scandal
0:26:49 - The most strategic ways to take your own life ft. School exams & weather balloons
0:33:14 - Does this trans professional wrestler has unfair advantage in a faux sport?
0:37:45 - Taylor’s experience of professional wrestling & the sad fate of most of its’ stars
0:39:34 - Adult movie site purchases & removes site that leaks private information of adult stars
0:43:59 - Why is there a sudden obsession with inter-family adult movies? Plus Amish genitalia
0:47:23 - Amish genitals, the Amish lifestyle and if PKA started its’ own religion
0:54:19 - Walmart has taken a strong anti-Second Amendment stance, how will it affect them?
0:56:24 - Who is the horse to back in the US retail store race? Walmart, Amazon, Best Buy??
1:02:45 - Taylor’s phone charger debacle & is it time for him to join the iPhone gang?
1:07:40 - Woody shares a prime example of how some women view men as “investments”
1:09:20 - Black guys popularising “King and Queen” nicknames & the best black sitcoms
1:13:41 - Ad reads: Audible & World of Warcraft Classic
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1:21:08 - Have the PKA guys ever played Everquest?
1:23:12 - PKA is pretty vulgar but can it compete with Howard Stern’s antics?
1:30:55 - Taylor introduces the guys to redditors who can move objects with their mind
1:37:00 - Woody and Taylor would be the greatest NHL players ever if they could stop time
1:39:49 - The FBI on 4chan & Chris Hansen vs ONLYUSEmeBLADE
1:45:33 - UFC talk: Khabib vs Poirer (Khabib’s frightening father, Poirer’s haircut & more)
1:54:41 - Sports talk: Why baseball sucks, the worst fans and the ugliest players
2:05:47 - Which sport is the best for keeping a good physical appearance?
2:08:10 - Ad reads: Casper, BlueChew & White Castle
2:15:26 - Donald Trump vs Hurricane Dorian and the US’ brightest meteorologists
2:21:38 - How well can the guys pin each of the US States on a map? Let’s find out!
2:27:25 - The pros and cons of living in various places in the US (midwest vs the south etc)
2:29:52 - Taylor reveals there was not one, but multiple Poop Bandits in his youth!
2:33:36 - Woody’s highschool stink shell problem & throwing coke cans at guys on fire
2:36:44 - Did highschool Woody potentially miss out on a three way with 2 hotties?
2:40:06 - Woody, Taylor & Masterson share wholesome Kindergarten/childhood stories
2:45:25 - The time Taylor worked at a Special Needs school & Woody’s Summer School
2:50:28 - How Masterson’s is artificially banned from Twitter & Social media life cycles
2:55:12 - UA-cam’s political problems: Mainstream media takeover & left wing bias
3:05:32 - Woody has decided to revive his Twitch streaming career! Taylor soon to follow
3:08:13 - Masterson’s real world job and cryptocurrency investments (crypto-nerd talk)
3:16:59 - 911 responder scolds scared caller as they slowly drown in flood waters
3:19:09 - What would happen if Taylor arrived at the Pearly Gates of Heaven?
3:21:35 - Taylor and his family’s post-Church Taco Bell tradition
3:24:46 - Taylor learnt the sacred words of Christ from broccoli and tomatoes
3:26:49 - The influence of Woody’s father-in-law is what makes Jackie the wife she is
3:28:56 - Masterson divulges more into his pilates hobby and its suggestive equipment
3:36:15 - Fitness talk: Taylor’ workout routine, why deadlifts suck & back pain remedies
3:44:53 - Woody’s peanut butter and celery cheat meal & his dog with a lethal tail
3:48:10 - Politics talk: Are Venezuela and Iran credible issues or more US chicanery?
3:56:46 - Woody’s night school years & Taylor goes oldschool nerd mode on Pokemon (Go)
4:06:43 - Insensitive Xbox Gamertags & catfishing on games
4:08:53 - Masterson pimps his Social Medias & Ad read: White Castle
4:11:01 - Woody calls it a show
Even on a solo Woody episode , he’ll still find a way to interrupt himself
4 weeks since sean ranklin has uploaded .... when did Kyle get locked up lol
(In Taylor’s anchor voice) little did they know Kyle was actually Sean Ranklin. Find out more at 6.
Sniperyeti Sean Ranklin has been tweeting though
RSK 281 you can tweet on a computer. Kyle is in a very minimum security prison. I’m sure he has access to the internet.
BUDs2014 I highly doubt he has internet lol
@@Josh-db4lw why? It is* a 'below minimum security' institution
“My knuckles were white, with power”
Ok you genuinely cant make this up. 19 seconds into the show Woody interrupts the guest LOL
EveRYboDy DoeS iT, thE faNS JuST HaTe On mE WhEN I dO It!
Not like its even that bad but just why
Get over it flag. Woody don't give a ruck
That literally wasnt even bad smh
I honestly never noticed it
Big ups cashew Matthew
Finally it's a solo woody show
hahahah
He interrupts himself
“PKA 455, Kyle....”
Cesar “Cooooouple of sponsors tonight. Bluechew...I took 8 before the show and washed it down with a bottle of Tito’s. Help me.”
He’s done that for the past 3 PKAs ...
Can’t tell if he’s doing it on purpose or if it’s just force of habit
Josh he didn’t do it on 453
Cesar Did on 452 tho
I’ve come to realize that woody interrupting is just the sign that the weekend has started. I now look forward to it
first 5 seconds off to a great start.
Hey I just wanted to come back to your channel after a long time. I really want to say thank you for mail Monday back in the day. It helped me out a lot.
NERD
33:25 you guys ate the onion. Kayfabe news is the onion of pro wrestling
Fern it was pretty clear when they referred to the mad people as retards like 6 times lol
“AEW is WWE in another country”
That killed me
@@hendog5396 And yet no host picked up on it
i have a tourettes tick every time woody does his trademark stutter before telling a story
Woody can you please stop making your mic the loudest. It forces me to have the volume up just slightly more than it should have to be to properly hear other hosts and that just leads to your laugh destroying my ears
I've never related with a comment so much before
Yeah this
Retweet
Feel mean to say this but it does be bad sometimes. Just needs a little less volume because he has a super loud voice
READ THIS WOODY PLEASE!
wheres kyle talk? i wish we had some updates :)
He died in prison.
@@BeardFaceSuper youre 9 months late bud
@@trippasnippa119 No. This comment was 9 months too early. I'm on time.
@@BeardFaceSuper it's been 7 months, I'm waiting
455 episodes and woody STILL cant stop his audio from peeking over everybody elses when he laughs. its so incredibly loud and not okay
1:11:29 can someone make an edit so that woody says the hard r instead of fresh prince
Hahahahahahah best comment ever. If someone doesn't do that on the Reddit I'll be disappointed
its on the reddit haha
Scott Pendergrass link?
Link
I’ve been watching PKA for 8 years now & the place where that lady drowned was where I live! Everyone on my Facebook was going nuts & she deleted her Facebook because EVERYONE in the city and towns around were harassing her. Shoutout Arkansas 😂
😮 almost 5 years later
Happy birthday Jackie
when i started balling i was young
Thanks guys for the new plan just what I need to start my Saturday off
LOVE THE SHOW
WE NEED MORE BUG CHASER STORYTIME
Please get Alex Jones on PKA it would be legendary and he could use the exposure on UA-cam
Wait till Kyle comes back
great show again!
That woody joke about Harley predicting the futures of Jewish women might be literally one of the best jokes woody ever made
That LSD joke was the most woody LSD joke ever
Joseph Pilates was a WW1 pow when he came up with pilates.
What’s with the nail paint. Has this become a thing recently? I have seen a few times now.
Dogs are livestock in woodies house?!
Well, black people are livestock in my house... So I think he may be able to claim higher moral standing.
all people are livestock in this house.. why?
In season one of Breaking Bad, Walter says exactly "incalculable"
First podcast I’ve watched without Kyle 😢 glad you’re out my guy!
I agree woody the bobiverse is awesome and easy to follow and great to listen to while gaming.
loved it!
I miss Kyle
Weekend starts, NOW!
I like seeing this comment every week
Mike Smith i dont
@@MikeSmith-bz2ju Cheers. You're a Real Sweet Kid.
cool tech tip 9:40
the Venezuela stuff is happening though lol
If Jackie’s bday is today WE HAVE THE SAME BDAY! Can I get a Walter filtration system woody
walter
walter
Walter
Walter
Caculator
Sean1m1 Cakkkulator
14 minutes 17 sec personal best on Tetris
No thumbnail?
Lady recently tried to buy a back I think it was 6k
Lol. Taylor's Random Bam Margera rant was awesome! It totally derailed the topic!
I don't have to boycott Walmart, Giant Tiger has better prices!
gold
Woody, check out "The Goal" on audbile.
28:50 not even "no gun"
One set of footprints...
Real talk tho, this was a fantastic episode. 8/8 woody
This is the forehead episode
Where's Steve hofstetter when you need him
You could land a plane on any of those bad boys, reflective and creased.
Regular people: *clicks WiFi button*
“Hmm, it says I’m connected...”
Woody: *Opens command prompt*
Kyle!
>Gulf Shores Alabama
Round of applause for Woody saying ufc fighter names correctly
1:17:00
3:23:00
woody is a strange fella
2:50:00
Is nobody gonna talk about how woody put out his address?
Mrterrbl it’s already leaked. It leaked before he even bought the house
You guys should get MatPat on, he would be a great guest and I can only imagine the conversations that would come up
Woody, Raleigh has plows and salt and stuff
Woody couldnt spell pilates
Make Pokemon Great Again!
Lets gooooo !
Typical woody lol
Oh no... Woody, Kayfabe News is like the Onion but for Pro Wrestling.. Don't take it seriously.
Long wait but hey
Niiice
Finally
Masterson looks like Doc Disrespect
Woody your water is 100 better now soft water is the way to go!
Maybe one day daddy woody will respond to my comments
Cool
WOODY PLEASE POST A NEW PARAMOTOR VIDEO...... MISSING YOU! PUT THE LAUNDRY AWAY AND GET BACK OUT THERE! PLEASE.......
Would have been the perfect ep to get asterios back on as well
I just rewatched that episode! One of my favorites and he definitely needs to come back, get on that offense fund lol
ip2
Woody is going senile
Nice pic. Patrice is a legend
The air must be different up there whenever he flies his silly machine
What happened to the thumbnail?
I disagree w Taylor's take on social media
Shout out to the PKA discord
free kyle
Should've had Destiny on this episode too. Would've gotten really interesting.
No Kyle update?
kyle's getting punked for his phone time.. he was looking forward to having "unlimited" phone time, instead he's getting unlimited cheek bustin
@@BLo0DLuST831 BUSTED
End the Fed!
Woody would be ten times funnier if he didn't laugh at his own jokes that way he could keep the ambiguity of being serious or not
He's learning
Where’s destiny?
That would of been great. LOL
Woody's eyebrows are like two bluebelly lizards doing pushups to intimidate each other.
Where is Kyle?..
Aublue In prison
Prison
MR1wooki what for?
@@kungfujones1 He's an illegal Russian masquerading as an American podcaster
always knew this guy was a fruit, nice nail polish
Why no Kyle updates
2:17:00 *Woody talks politics, abort and eject.*
Get Boogie back on
Woody is the best host, prove me wrong
4 years later, do you stand by your statement?
@@Kitsuragi556 He better not. Woody is literally the most out of touch liberal cuck.
Maybe not the most because stupidity is spreading FAST in America.
Destiny should have been the 2nd guest
LOLL
Ima fan of aew but idk but the trans wrestler lol
I’m not saying this as if it’s a grand announcement, but last weeks show was the first one I’ve ever stopped an hour into and not finished. I loved “then don’t”, but I just got a gross feeling from the whole thing. I’m glad it didn’t get even worse, maybe the show will bounce back better than ever
Same. They didnt click well
“PKA 455. Kyle...”
I thought it was rude that Kyle ignored him entirely.
Lady recently tried to buy a back I think it was 6k
3:02:00
I miss Kyle
I miss Kyle