He...he somehow managed to sound like a southern preacher, a used car salesmen, Mr. T, and a slam-poet all at once. And they’re also all on methamphetamine.
i actually liked the henry guy, makes me think of ryan renolds rapping or something. he got a couple genuine chuckles out of me, and nothing he said made me cringe or anything
Would’ve been SOLID if he actually led up the pulp fiction line with a movie concept or a tarintino concept it would’ve been easy for him to do the type 0 line with the tarintino concept too
@@belletaunde102 you’re biased lol they were good lines and both battlers were well put together and it was a good battle to me honestly. The guy was trying to be Dizaster but , overall it was okay compared to professional battles.
Me from a foreign country: "Do I speak english so badly that i do not understand what's this guy saying?" Penguinz0: "I made out 3 words of whatever the guy was saying" Me: "Okay, it's not just me"
The black guy in the back is visibly cringing. The fact that the rest are enjoying this is hilarious. The white guy with the Obey hat is cringing even more lmao.
The high-energy guy sounds like one of those intense preachers you hear on shortwave radio. It's just missing a few hallelujahs thrown in from the crowd.
@@ronnie8271 its not called bars tho. it’s obviously a simile but we’re discussing if its BARS or not. its objectively not. its something a 7 yr old could think of. basic
Lmao, I know the fat dude. He and I went to high school together and he legitimately made me cringe whenever he would try to rap. Shit gave me goosebumps
I’ve always had a hard time finishing cringey videos, I think I feel a lot of empathy for people in videos like this cause I know I would think about this like at least 1x/ day for the rest of my life and shudder with regret
Hitler Gorilla imagine talking to another human and telling them that yeah I use bots so I can get more likes on my UA-cam comment and they ask why and he just sits there and in the background the windows shutting down sound plays
dude actually sounds like that sterotypical movie guard dog barking its fucking lungs out when the protagonist climbs over a crooked metal fence Alternatively you could even say the fuckin dude sounds like the SMT3 boss theme
I think this is the genuine best rap battle out of all the bad ones Charlie’s reviewed, if you get past the screaming, there are some half decent bars in there.
Can’t wait for the English Dub
I genuinly laughed at this joke. Thanks.
Same
Subs over dubs, loser
Ha
@@destroyahdestroyah9584 wooosh
This sounds like my parents arguing
:( feelsbadman
So, you have to dads?
*two dads
Damm, they must be frustrated poets. That could explain a bit of the arguing
It's not a phase mom my parents fighting sounds like meat hitting meat
He...he somehow managed to sound like a southern preacher, a used car salesmen, Mr. T, and a slam-poet all at once. And they’re also all on methamphetamine.
Ey ,,,, let's not give meth a bad rep
@@blockhead8134 ayo your saying that like your walter white
😂😂
The guy in the hat is impossible to understand and the bald guy sounds and looks like he's about to cry
Sums up the video pretty good
"think you can beat me to a pulp? that's a pulp fiction" is actually my favorite line in this entire bad rap battle
That and the typo line are my favorite
That's kind of bar tho
Those two lines were actually not bad!!!
That unironically goes kinda hard
I’m bulk pissin my cock piston.
you know the rap is so bad that when Cr1tical stops talking you forget its on his channel and almost click away to another video
I almost accidentally downvoted the video for this reason.
Gave me a solid chuckle
it was so bad i actually left the video and had to come back to it lmao...
Someone here with that fucked up short term memory damn im not the only one
That type-o line actually wasn't that bad. The double meaning is good, but it could've been done way better.
Ezekiel Benavides Yeah some of his lines were okay, he just doesn't have the flow or the presence.
@@Anandrielle No flow, no cadence and no presence. Soul Khan clone.
That Type O joint is definitely fire if someone else said it. That’s not a rap battle line lol
@@malcolmhodnett8874 it's absolutely a battle line, when tf else would you use it?
@@lucapachee9863 other dude is trying very hard to be thesaurus but louder wacker and more incoherent
No man can ever top Snipes’ awkwardness and lack of lyricism/intelligence
🎶 If he ever has a kid, sticks his dick in a cunt, we should all agree to kill the kid 🎶
Those bars live rent free on my head
I will try
*this shit was almost as bad as when my fuckin teacher thought adding dabs into the math curriculum was a good idea*
it wasnt?
is it not a good idea?
I want him fired. This is worse than sleeping with your students. #TRUTH
fafafagat what if it's a her
Sure they did, kid.
Rapping in a Charlie Brown shirt is almost on another level of greatness in the hip hop industry.
Kekistani Umbreon it's a Wu Tang Clan shirt
Curdoggie That makes more sense.
Kekistani Umbreon Yo don't diss Charlie Brown he a good nigga protecting his squad and treat em right
Faizal F
Absolutely.
It has the Wu Tang Clan logo right on it.
Or are you not familiar?
Guy in the suit was just spewing dad jokes.
Ahh No Coast, the Kidz Bop of battle rap leagues
What the hell are you doing here...
@@Eliqueme chillin obviously
Anyone notice that white dude in the back nodding his head and thinking this shit is fire. Glancing at the black guy for approval
“Did he think this was fire?”
“Do black ppl still say fire?”
“Yeah...he noddin his head, this fire!”
Secropicy and the black guy was like "I left Compton for this?"
Faizal F The black guy was probably like “This is how ppl think all of us act?”
Elijah Nakumura he'd be pretty self centered to think that lmao
cough pillbox true , some ppl do tho lol
That Pulp Fiction and Type O line, though.
yeah the henry dude wasn't even bad
*"YOUR TYPE O"*
i actually liked the henry guy, makes me think of ryan renolds rapping or something. he got a couple genuine chuckles out of me, and nothing he said made me cringe or anything
Would’ve been SOLID if he actually led up the pulp fiction line with a movie concept or a tarintino concept it would’ve been easy for him to do the type 0 line with the tarintino concept too
Yeah he was alright, mostly because you could actually understand what the fuck he was saying
I saw "rap" and "penguinz0" and instantly felt a premature mini cringe.
KnightCaster weak
Premature cringe happens to the best of us.
I felt a cringe looking at that dead meme profile pic
@@REALwoombath you know what other premature thing happens to the best of us?
the precum of cringe
Low key that type O line was pretty nice.
The level of moisture and energy here is akin to throwing a toaster in the bathtub
Emitz that comparison fits quite well considering that what it feels like to listen to this mistake of a rap battle
Thats pretty moist
Think you can beat me into a pulp?
THATS A PULP FICTION.
VINGADIVO my spine collapsed into itself from the cringe
HatsOnJohn So you don't like art?
Think I like orange juice with extra pulp?
THATS PULP FICTION
that was actually a really good punchline...
VINGADIVO the long pause following that completed it
Am I the only one that thought that white dude was pretty dope though? The Pulp Fiction line was pretty sick.
Nah this dude was a whole ass retired magician trying to turn battle rapper. It was cringe for me...
Not really lol. The type o line was nice though
@@belletaunde102 you’re biased lol they were good lines and both battlers were well put together and it was a good battle to me honestly. The guy was trying to be Dizaster but , overall it was okay compared to professional battles.
"anywhere its written that you're winning is a typo and by the end ill be dripping in your type O" ngl henry was spittin
Me from a foreign country: "Do I speak english so badly that i do not understand what's this guy saying?"
Penguinz0: "I made out 3 words of whatever the guy was saying"
Me: "Okay, it's not just me"
Silence weeb
@susz0 yeah idk why they think they are funny
Asstolfo
@@Girtharmstrong69 because you got ratioed.
The black guy in the back is visibly cringing. The fact that the rest are enjoying this is hilarious. The white guy with the Obey hat is cringing even more lmao.
Dude with the sunglasses was easily the most cringe
Is this slam poetry?
certainly not "poetry," ask Genghis Swan what real poetry is
Super Spook Shelly Might as well be.
There's no beat and their flow fucking blows so it might as well be
Cynthia cyn thi a. Jesus died for our cyn thi as.
imagine winter in canada.
The high-energy guy sounds like one of those intense preachers you hear on shortwave radio. It's just missing a few hallelujahs thrown in from the crowd.
That “type O” line was actually pretty good, though...
Not many people know this but Eminem didn't start his carrier in Detroit, but in Crewbar
is "carrier" intentional I genuinely can't tell
My bad
no I think it improves it
Ciga Reper iz Kostolac vs Sandokan MC
@@kalabaster357 sure thing, bud
Through Henry is the best dressed and most bald rapper on stage
lobster circle I mean Northernlion
+2 @@mdaily318
I like how every white battle rapper just tries as hard as they can to be eminem
Eh, sometimes.
@@doggwithdabutter5552 almost every time bro
They just rhyme words with more than one syllable
The issue they always have is that they can't put energy into what they're saying without sounding like a hungry baby with a megaphone.
how were either of these guys trying to be eminem...
The person that wasn’t yelling won
For once.
Obvious scripting and rehearsal by Ballistic Puberty with a template "fill in the blank with your name" rap
Most of the stuff didn't even have anything to do with the other rapper. Talking about driving off a cliff with someone with dreads or something, lol.
i mean in the real battle rap scene ur supposed to use writtens and people rlly only freestyle when its as a rebuttal
yeah it was definitely scripted from belligerent panties
Donlad Trump Ive been against you until now but my opinion has been swayed. Whens the start date?
almost every battle rap is written
I can't sorry critical
What?
My face almost caved in from the cringe so I had to stop like half way through
This was one where I started it, gave it an automatic like, then saved it for later when I could stomach it.
sheesh, "i'll be dripping in your type o" u gotta give that to him man
sometimes i don't even watch your videos i just put them on in the background to listen to your beautiful monotone voice.
Casual Quest I do the exact thing
Is this where Lil Pump originated from
Lemon yea
We must destroy it then
Yes dis is de way
Of course. But I wish he came back there and never returned
Lets be real lil pump would rap circles around these goobers
I can never finish watching these, I just can't handle it...
This video has such a classic UA-cam feel
"Rap battling me is like climbing a high voltage fence" meh not bad.
"Doing this one thing is like doing *enter bad thing*" BARS
@@creativeUtubehandle yes indigo, that is called a simile.
@@ronnie8271 its not called bars tho. it’s obviously a simile but we’re discussing if its BARS or not. its objectively not. its something a 7 yr old could think of. basic
Top 10 anime cliffhangers.
Angry Toast Too 10
Gonsailing 2ten4u
2:15 "Verbal queefing". OMFG I'm in tears XD
Echs dee
you sound like a mix between an edgy kid from 2011 and a fuck boi Instagram account
ORLY? LEWL! HE JUST GOT DA PWNZ
Archetex WAY TO FUCKING SPOIL IT.
I know the fucking dude with the black cap lmao.
I have only seen the first six seconds of this video and I'm already hyped. Critical's rap battle videos are hands down my favorite.
Lmao, I know the fat dude. He and I went to high school together and he legitimately made me cringe whenever he would try to rap. Shit gave me goosebumps
Am i supposed to look at a guy shouting in my ear for 10min
Victorfaarvang YES! YES! YES!
Had to pause at least 4 times through cringe fatigue. It hurt.
Ben Howard heh, amateur
The meatball looks like a very unimportant Saints Row character
7:45 that guy just violently shaking his head like "Just stop man, please, for everyone"
How do you even live through these videos Charlie?
HatsOnJohn kinda like being addicted to heroin, it hurts you but you love it
Nocturne that was deep.
I like the oddly cinematic lighting and camera techniques, truly accentuates the quality of the rap battle
Yes, the " looking up from the dentist chair" ambient lighting technique.
It sounds like they just took some kid who plays call of Duty outside of his house for the first time in 3 months and then they put him on stage
That was the most epic rap battle I've ever heard and I've heard like three, all on this channel.
he looks like a businessman ryan reynolds
He looks like a bald Mac from IASIP.
these are so hard to watch but i persevere for Charlie's commentary
I am embarrassed everyone has to see this, because as a fellow Chicagoan, I can day that this is show a true Chicago rapper.
been waiting so long for another one
I hope I never meet anyone who does this shit in real life.
"Everything is so over lit"
Could say that again 😎
Its just a shower Everything is so over lit
5:20 is a bar talking bout typo dripping in your type-O
_YES YES YES_
My god is this high energy, this is nearly as ridiculous as Charlie's voice at 5:43AM completely stoned.
More like it’s as pathetic as your life is if you’re stoned at 5:43 am on a weekday.
ThatShitCrayZ I also love taking jokes seriously
what was that sentence
also meirl
lol the one dude in the suit sounds like he's doing spoken poetry and the guy in the snapback is just screaming jfc
I’ve always had a hard time finishing cringey videos, I think I feel a lot of empathy for people in videos like this cause I know I would think about this like at least 1x/ day for the rest of my life and shudder with regret
That video make my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you man
Awww yea I’ve been waiting for some MOIST Rap lyricz
Big Ty Me too lol
did someone say moist?
ImMoist lol I did indeed
it is indeed, moist here now.
This is beyond the definition of dry
Tupac who?
Hupac?
Basic Bacon damn that was too much
eminem? more like when it ends? that was terrible.
Big Joe is the
LMAO!!
This rap battle was actually entertaining.
For once, the commentary was just some sweet icing, and the cherry, and the over indulgent sweet sauce.
I need a playlist of all your jokes stuff man.
Crew bar more like boo bar, cause that bar isnt having any fun
I think it's good care centers for autism have this kind of activities
પેંગ્વિન you made me spit my drink out in laughter, I hope you're fucking happy
I work with autistic kids. They're more dope than this.
I want to die a horrible death after hearing this, the only thing keeping me going is penguinz0's advice and wisdom.
This is hard to watch and even harder to listen too. Thank you Charlie for you sweet sweet funny relief.
we truly have lost de way
Tom e’rybuddy need to ged dee Ebola
ebola is part of the wae
*click click*
show me da wey
How did you get here
I wrote this song for the Christian youth, to tell kids about the Christian truth...
He's the original G
Thomas mihai he is G-sus!
He's the son of the original G
You wanna' reach the kids out in the street, you gotta' do a rap to a hip-hop beat..
i had to pause the video at 6:27 to mentally prepare for donkey kongs 2nd turn.
4:47 Charlie that was 🔥 not going to lie
Goddammit, I love these
I love my dad
*That's not healthy*
23Link89 brudda u gay?
+I am the senate thats to much horse power at my engine bay...
Me too man
then why don't you wash him?
I kinda liked some of those rhymes.
lmao
Hi nerd city
Lol Henry was pretty decent
cuz ur a nerd LOL
This just popped up in my recommended after watching another of his videos, not disappointed
And they said white people don’t have culture.
but he's asian
darmstrong I don’t know, everywhere he goes it seems he gets copious amounts of likes from every comment.
The Real Knack they’re bots
Hitler Gorilla imagine talking to another human and telling them that yeah I use bots so I can get more likes on my UA-cam comment and they ask why and he just sits there and in the background the windows shutting down sound plays
Lol wtf
*High rap energy battle*
We need more rap battle content from Charlie in 2022
when he said "ill be drenched in your Type-O" i felt that. fire bar
This is Dustin from Stranger Things now. Feel old yet?
Obelus noooo😂😂😂😂
You're not safe from the cringe down here.
Charlie, these videos are painful to watch, but your commentary forces me to keep watching. Damn you.
Rhyming typo with type-o. Genius.
0:14
That was almost as bad as your bored burgers joke.
Almost.
U mean almost as great
Very close. Let’s hope he doesn’t use the shit out of the joke
Good*
more like BOOwalk burgers
Bad? You are truly insane
i am the first person in the history of mankind to finish watching this video
Ordan O boi it's been up for 1 minute, the video is 10
[CITATION NEEDED]
You are a god amongst us peasants
Charlie did it before you
Rap Battle Videos after Rap Battle videos, I still can't go trhough them...
dude actually sounds like that sterotypical movie guard dog barking its fucking lungs out when the protagonist climbs over a crooked metal fence
Alternatively you could even say the fuckin dude sounds like the SMT3 boss theme
It`s lonely at the top
My chromosomes hurt. Thanks Charlie
Cabose from blu tem weak
the rap battles are when you shine Charlie
Love your rap videos Charlie. Hope you're doing well
*Boo-bar*
9:05 Charlie, you nearly made me fall out of my damn chair with that one
Your commentary on these rap battles always gets me laughing
Surely, men of this genius should be revolutionizing medicine.
The one day he doesn’t greet us with that loving intro imma Logan Paul myself
Oh Charlie, how I love your bad rap battle videos!
I appreciate Thorough Henry and what he’s doing.
I think this is the genuine best rap battle out of all the bad ones Charlie’s reviewed, if you get past the screaming, there are some half decent bars in there.
That's what I was thinking, if they executed it better it wouldn't be awful