Creepy Nice Guy Meltdown

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  • @climbumbiamember8564
    @climbumbiamember8564 2 місяці тому +11578

    Bowser texting Princess Peach

    • @fossilrobotgb165
      @fossilrobotgb165 2 місяці тому +223

      nahhh💀💀

    • @NinjaMario64
      @NinjaMario64 2 місяці тому +790

      Don't blaspheme Bowser like that. Bowser is nothing compared to whatever "thing" that unhinged weirdo is.

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 2 місяці тому +207

      😂😂😂😂😂
      LOL , but bowser is would do a better job than that

    • @Alleg69
      @Alleg69 2 місяці тому +128

      bowser would be the husband in this situation comparing him to *that*

    • @gebackenebananee5743
      @gebackenebananee5743 2 місяці тому +47

      ​@@pbsuitehe did a better job in the movie

  • @smwhtok
    @smwhtok 2 місяці тому +8460

    He pitches a relationship like a pyramid scheme

    • @kirim001
      @kirim001 2 місяці тому +43

      i like your pfp :)

    • @tyrellhansraj3589
      @tyrellhansraj3589 2 місяці тому +6

      😂

    • @C4TC4T
      @C4TC4T 2 місяці тому +47

      Hey now, that’s an insult to pyramid schemes

    • @hesinnocent
      @hesinnocent 2 місяці тому +29

      bro was tryna start a business 💀

    • @SavannahSteel
      @SavannahSteel Місяць тому +6

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. A “3-Step Equity Plan for Financial Success”

  • @ChaChaRealSm00th
    @ChaChaRealSm00th 2 місяці тому +1538

    *this chick casually buying her self lunch*
    Bro: "this whole thing, ALL OF THIS... Its all about me"

    • @Raven74408
      @Raven74408 2 місяці тому +57

      Narcissist vibes for sure

    • @chrislevack405
      @chrislevack405 23 дні тому +10

      ...wait this isn't the normal interaction? Omg THATS why I'm single...?!

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 21 день тому

      @@Raven74408 The dude's everything to be honest. He's more fucked up than alright.

    • @DanTheCasualMan
      @DanTheCasualMan День тому +1

      wultuh

    • @dannyteich9356
      @dannyteich9356 22 години тому +1

      Excellent breaking bad reference

  • @karlwittenburg5868
    @karlwittenburg5868 24 дні тому +131

    My guy forgot it’s not 1150 CE and he’s not the Duke of Aquitaine trying to marry the daughter of a lesser noble already betrothed to an impoverished knight

    • @Kingedwardiii2003
      @Kingedwardiii2003 23 дні тому +11

      Bro thinks he’s marrying Eleanor of Aquitaine 😭😭

    • @nataliewaterhouse6980
      @nataliewaterhouse6980 5 днів тому

      I am also a fan of the Countess of Champaigne. Didn't someone try to kidnap her on her way back from her annulment from the King of France? Maybe he had a lake house lol

    • @averysspookshowspectacular6205
      @averysspookshowspectacular6205 3 дні тому +1

      This is so specific it makes me very happy.

    • @PinkPrettyPlantBased
      @PinkPrettyPlantBased День тому

      we've all been there

  • @sethnowac8564
    @sethnowac8564 2 місяці тому +7990

    If there's one way to make a woman feel safe, its promising her that you won't imprison her in your basement.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 2 місяці тому +542

      😂 Its like standing by someone by a train track, and whispering "I won't push you " as the lights start to come

    • @jessicawitsman394
      @jessicawitsman394 2 місяці тому +80

      Gotta make sure you differentiate yourself from Joe Goldberg

    • @virginiabeech
      @virginiabeech 2 місяці тому +20

      *swoon*

    • @lightningcruzgaming8162
      @lightningcruzgaming8162 2 місяці тому +37

      @@TheFatalcrest😭😭😭

    • @jaceofspades328
      @jaceofspades328 2 місяці тому +7

      Worked for me

  • @ganjacore
    @ganjacore 2 місяці тому +11764

    a man calling himself "physically unattractive" resorting to the "you're fat" card will never not be funny to me

    • @MlleMarion
      @MlleMarion 2 місяці тому +4

      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 місяці тому +178

      "Why won't you love me you corpulent sIag!?" 😂

    • @andrewevans930
      @andrewevans930 2 місяці тому

      “A beastly fat woman” 😂😂😂

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 місяці тому

      Men like this who get rejected go for the "fat" card every time from what I've seen on r/Tinder 🤣 I've been underweight my whole life and guys have still called me "fat" because it's just a fucking auto-reply to rejections.
      I've dated guys I initially rejected simply because they were decent enough humans for me to let a friendship develop and potentially evolve. Not saying this will always happen but my point is, as soon as you throw out the one adjective that makes most women feel like shit about themselves, any sliver of hope is obliterated, even if they aren't hurt by it. You say "well, you're fat!" and we hear "I'm a piece of shit."
      AND, the stupidest thing is that you just strongly assured her that she made the only right decision there was.
      But we're the superficial, stupid whores.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 місяці тому

      (also so funny for the same reason as what you pointed out: he called her a whore because she refused to leave her boyfriend of a decade+ for monetary gain ....... )

  • @vaultboya6253
    @vaultboya6253 2 місяці тому +597

    I know most people are memeing, but this gives me actual serial killer vibes.

    • @alicesck01
      @alicesck01 Місяць тому +34

      True, I hope she gets the authorities into it cause he looks really dangerous

    • @chocokeeki
      @chocokeeki Місяць тому +13

      I don't think they're memeing. Most people would naturally think this is actual serial killer behavior or something close to it.

    • @85stumpen
      @85stumpen 26 днів тому +6

      Fr he has major Joe Goldberg vibes 😖 Im actually concerned about this woman

    • @arcblaze1844
      @arcblaze1844 18 днів тому +3

      Exactly! This is a life or death situation at this point. Measures should really be done to protect herself.

  • @miamoore8830
    @miamoore8830 Місяць тому +252

    “Well honey, we met at work but it was only after he called me a ‘fat bitch’ that i knew your father was the one for me.”

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 2 місяці тому +6764

    "I didn't know you were so shallow". Yeah, because dumping your 11 year partner for a house with a lake is like so profound

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 місяці тому +402

      about as shallow as that lake. haha.

    • @maggie6152
      @maggie6152 2 місяці тому +60

      ​@@manboy4720dangit I just clicked on this comment to post that

    • @silfrido1768
      @silfrido1768 2 місяці тому +40

      @@manboy4720you ever been to the bottom of the sea ? They say it gets deep 😢😂

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 місяці тому

      @@silfrido1768 i did. you can trust me, i'm a shlub on the internet.

    • @BazzaroPlays
      @BazzaroPlays 2 місяці тому +10

      Is it a good view tho?

  • @theatrelover.13
    @theatrelover.13 2 місяці тому +6159

    “You would learn to love it” HOW DOES THAT NOT SOUND LIKE A HOSTAGE SITUATION TO THIS GUY

    • @noctism
      @noctism 2 місяці тому +83

      ever heard of "365 days"?😭

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 2 місяці тому +208

      Mf just described Stockholm Syndrome

    • @Ensitrious1
      @Ensitrious1 Місяць тому +36

      It reminds me of when the perverts in “Dark Romance” books essentially sexually harass the female lead

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Місяць тому

      this sounds familiar...🧅

    • @mromutt
      @mromutt Місяць тому

      or at the very least a bad suit commercial not a proposal

  • @shade8323
    @shade8323 2 місяці тому +188

    This dude putting texts together like he's a hostage negotiator 💀

  • @thelilabides
    @thelilabides 2 місяці тому +284

    His “friends” that are so appalled are his fellow chronically online, women hating, incel buddies. I just know it.

  • @chicken
    @chicken 2 місяці тому +10678

    He's the type of guy to think "a no is just a yes that needs convincing"

    • @gregorysucher6987
      @gregorysucher6987 2 місяці тому +92

      yo its the chicken man

    • @berwickington
      @berwickington 2 місяці тому +42

      it’s the chicken man

    • @ScarOfTheDialect234
      @ScarOfTheDialect234 2 місяці тому +10

      for real

    • @ax_y
      @ax_y 2 місяці тому

      Hey there pal!! 👋👋😁 Listen friendo, I just touched myself to your comment, and im hoping to touch you next! 😅 Be prepared!! Over and out! 😁👋

    • @zecvideos3464
      @zecvideos3464 2 місяці тому +5

      imma not like this so it stays on 666 likes a bit longer

  • @NJtheawesome
    @NJtheawesome 2 місяці тому +4250

    The way he put, “I’m not a rapist or a creep… not going to imprison you or shackle you or enslave you to a basement,” makes it seem like he’s 100% going to do those things.

    • @ancientalien000
      @ancientalien000 2 місяці тому +180

      there are some things you can't give unprompted denial of without your denial immediately implying you have thought about it at length. and holding someone captive to abuse them is one of those things lol

    • @jkfu247
      @jkfu247 2 місяці тому +1

      If someone ever says "don't look in the closet, there's no dead body in there"... there's definitely a dead body in there

    • @BourdeoixEterno
      @BourdeoixEterno 2 місяці тому +80

      He's almost cartoonishly creepy it's crazy

    • @EvokerInvokerble
      @EvokerInvokerble 2 місяці тому +3

      Not a fun fact comment....I salute you!

    • @danielfonville1840
      @danielfonville1840 2 місяці тому +4

      Bro your pfp💀

  • @user-lr8ec6rl4l
    @user-lr8ec6rl4l 21 день тому +66

    She should've replied with 'womp womp' or the classic 'I ain't reading all dat'

  • @arizonarangershat3831
    @arizonarangershat3831 2 місяці тому +88

    3:31 She’d be allowed to have friends and family? What an amazing offer, who wouldn’t agree to that?

    • @voiceofthelegion578
      @voiceofthelegion578 23 дні тому +10

      Specifically "womenly" friends because he can't trust another man around his property, right?

  • @katy5298
    @katy5298 2 місяці тому +3522

    She must really be regretting rejecting him now; she had the chance at a dream life of being financially dependent on a guy who constantly insults and belittles her

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 2 місяці тому +260

      This guy must've watched 50 Shades Of Grey (there's no way he has the patience to read) and said "OMG this is exactly how real life works."

    • @cahpella
      @cahpella 2 місяці тому +60

      ​@Dalton_Boardman2000 the worst part is at the end of 50 shades (the 1st movie) the girl actually leaves him 😭😭😭 but just like Christian (in the 2nd movie) this mf won't take no for answer and still pursues her

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 2 місяці тому +1

      Every girls dream, at least the girls I’ve seen.

    • @tonethalegit941
      @tonethalegit941 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Dalton_Boardman2000well he's clearly out of touch with reality

    • @fatcatpatdat
      @fatcatpatdat 2 місяці тому +47

      Not only that. She missed out on a guy who guaranteed he will never "imprison or shackle you or enslave you in the basement". What a miss.

  • @jqreqrqeg7551
    @jqreqrqeg7551 2 місяці тому +10596

    90% chance she would've died in the first week

    • @kevinklien90
      @kevinklien90 2 місяці тому +28

      *LOL*

    • @DXRTY-PXMAS
      @DXRTY-PXMAS 2 місяці тому +442

      I'll raise your 90% with a 96% within the first 5 days

    • @jacobfierro1749
      @jacobfierro1749 2 місяці тому

      ill raise u with a 100%b chance
      @@DXRTY-PXMAS

    • @Skillz1977
      @Skillz1977 2 місяці тому +232

      nah she was 100% gonna die in the first 3 days

    • @onedova2298
      @onedova2298 2 місяці тому +38

      Lmao I was so caught off guard by this comment

  • @maximumbees
    @maximumbees 2 місяці тому +93

    "im not going to imprison you" oh thank god, what a relief, sign me up

  • @Elle-xf8mw
    @Elle-xf8mw 19 днів тому +50

    he is the pure example why women chose the Bear.

  • @giogio7810
    @giogio7810 2 місяці тому +2506

    HE DID NOT JUST SAY „womanly friends“ I CANNOT

    • @ellem8990
      @ellem8990 2 місяці тому +120

      It did make me wonder if that meant that any slightly masculine woman would not be acceptable lol. Probably not what he meant or I hope so, but it was an amusing choice of words.

    • @dinotime1953
      @dinotime1953 Місяць тому +35

      Had a similar thought but I didn’t include masculine women and thought about men cause I’m pretty sure he is the type to get jelly over one random dude at the house this can include little kids

    • @ellem8990
      @ellem8990 Місяць тому +19

      @@dinotime1953 oh for sure he doesn't want any men around, but I was just poking at the choice of words making it sound like it's not limited to just men.

    • @marythornton666
      @marythornton666 29 днів тому +17

      eflaewfae oh my god this reminds me of a friends ex boyfriend from WAY back! He used to make a stink about her spending so much time with us, and later on when they broke up he started bawling and said that he couldn't compete with her "manly" woman friends. He was legitimately angry that she was friends with butch lesbians who would do stuff like help her with her car or whatever! I'd gamble $20 that the woman he's stalking has some lesbian friends who are a liiiiittle too independent without a man around that he would "randomly" take issue with her spending time with.

    • @asoggyflipflop
      @asoggyflipflop 24 дні тому +4

      German keyboard spotted

  • @MultiBearsfan54
    @MultiBearsfan54 2 місяці тому +4423

    “I want to spend time with your soul”
    *proceeds to offer materials only*

    • @raphaelmadiot5010
      @raphaelmadiot5010 2 місяці тому +192

      He has no soul to offer

    • @friedketchup8988
      @friedketchup8988 2 місяці тому +114

      He sucks the souls from others, like Charlie said. He feeds off the life force of unsuspecting women after luring them into his abode with promises of material freedom

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 2 місяці тому +47

      clearly, he's a skinwalker looking to claim a soul since he has none

    • @great_based_one
      @great_based_one 2 місяці тому

      @@raphaelmadiot5010 Hе triеd to gеt hеr onе

    • @kewlnibba
      @kewlnibba 2 місяці тому +1

      unrelated but who's your pfp?

  • @NikoZguri
    @NikoZguri Місяць тому +57

    "i'm not a rapist or a creep"
    "i'm not going to imprison you, shackle you or enslave to a basement"
    that's the exact mindset of a rapist or a creep, or even a potential serial killer. this guy needs to be on a watchlist!

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 21 день тому +15

    This SHOULD be enough evidence for a protective order, but it isn't.

    • @andrewdrewandy
      @andrewdrewandy 13 днів тому +3

      bro i have multiple different orders against someone and they still bother me EVERYDAY im not kidding i call the police and they dont do anything they just say “if she comes again call” or something like that, nothing ever happens

  • @ryguyplaysgames
    @ryguyplaysgames 2 місяці тому +6219

    “I would never force you into anything, you’d be safe with me” followed immediately by “anything less than an emphatic yes is unacceptable,” truly an insane man. Scary and sad

    • @jsphn2008
      @jsphn2008 2 місяці тому +10

      A scam account copied your comment…

    • @Elyakins
      @Elyakins 2 місяці тому +122

      You’d be surprised how common this pattern is. I have received few similar texts from few different coworkers. Thankfully no one stalked me.

    • @aFreckledMan
      @aFreckledMan 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Elyakinshow many? How many co workers u got?

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 місяці тому +78

      Yeah, he lives in his own reality, and thinks women are like pokémon he's frustratingly casting his masterball at or something. I had a similar string of messages, except mentioning more violence as she got more and more frustrated I wasn't responding to her messages, and obviously had 'blocked' her calls.
      I was in a coma, with no reception, and my phone was off! 😅

    • @KingC89
      @KingC89 2 місяці тому +44

      The "Nice guys" are always the most dangerous

  • @jonathancangelosi2439
    @jonathancangelosi2439 2 місяці тому +4958

    “I won’t imprison or shackle you or enslave you in the basement.”
    If you’re actually trustworthy, you would have absolutely zero need to write that harrowing sentence.

    • @undertowlil
      @undertowlil 2 місяці тому +400

      The way he has the self awareness to know he sounds like a rapist but not the self awareness to not act like one 😭

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 2 місяці тому +54

      I think that was a horrendous attempt at self aware humor.

    • @Lutoria99
      @Lutoria99 2 місяці тому +62

      I also love how low he sets the standard, what a king 😍

    • @boristhebulletdgr
      @boristhebulletdgr 2 місяці тому +41

      Aw sht, I better remove this from my dating app.

    • @Em-jj2hp
      @Em-jj2hp 2 місяці тому +25

      I haven’t watched the video yet so I don’t know the context but I would legitimately cry if someone said that. One could only assume is that they either want to or are planning on doing that

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 2 місяці тому +151

    When I was at Uni, I started receiving facebook messages from a guy that was at the same Uni. Since he was polite, we started to casually talk. He then became creepy and started to message me things like "I am so much better than your husband, let me prove it to you". I told him to stop since I would not divorce my husband for him, and he replied with:"well I can clearly try since you like the attention I gave you, otherwise you would've blocked me". I replied with "Oh yeah?", and then blocked him. It's baffling to me that some men have the audacity to say "break up with your partner and be with me instead" so casually and over a facebook message no less...

    • @BT37GU
      @BT37GU Місяць тому +3

      Genuinely trying to find logic here, because I know I would never respond to a random woman messaging me online for seemingly no reason other than to chat, but what made you speak to him? Common interest? Funny joke? I just can’t see why anyone with a partner would just start chatting to a random stranger online, polite or not - you don’t know him, and you have a partner already, were you really that desperate to find another male friend? Friends, family, acquaintances of course! But a random dude who happens to be from the same Uni pops up and you don’t think he’s trying to hit on you?🤔 was it your first time encountering a man in your dms? So you weren’t really aware of how degenerate and horny most men online are? ESPECIALLY if they’re the kind to pop up to random women. He’s the antagonist don’t get me wrong, but that’s crazy that you were actually looking to entertain dude and get to know him even though he’s a total stranger and you had a partner. How would you feel if you looked on your partners phone and found that he had been conversing with new and strange women who had messaged him online? Genuinely confused by this because it’s so alien to what I believe anyone would do in a relationship where they’re happy with and loyal to their partner.

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 Місяць тому +45

      @@BT37GU
      1 - at first I thought he wanted some advice since there are people that ask other people for advice about uni
      2 - even if you're in a relationship, do you find it strange to talk to people of opposite gender?my husband still talks with a girl from his uni and I do not find it strange since they're not interested in one another. Just because you're in a relationship that doesn't mean you can't socialize, as long as it's respectful of course.

    • @ckurova
      @ckurova Місяць тому +22

      @@BT37GU do you honestly believe that men and women cant just be friends?

    • @footlong7980
      @footlong7980 29 днів тому +15

      ​@@CyberWarezz05bro was looking for ways to victim blame you. It's the tactic these Mfs use whenever cases like yours pop up. I've seen tweets that always blame the victim for the most insignificant reasons. They'd say stuff like "Oh, but you kept replying his messages, that's why he kept talking."
      "Oh, but you didn't block him, didn't move out, didn't blah blah blah, don't you value your life? No way you weren't in a situation that could have ABSOLUTELY kept you from doing those things?"
      "Oh, you just kept texting him and didn't move out/change numbers so you have something to post about for views."
      "If he kept talking to you then you obviously didn't do enough to turn him down and away!"
      There's always a reason to victim blame for these PoS.

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 29 днів тому +9

      @@footlong7980 Yeah you're right, and it is indeed strange since in my case I didn't even know the guy was attracted to me at first. We talked like two regular human beings! I wasn't attracted to him, I had no intention of cheating and I didn't want to lead him on.
      It's even worse when you realize that men don't get half of things like these if the situation was reversed...

  • @eaglewinnings8003
    @eaglewinnings8003 2 місяці тому +102

    She needs to file a restraining order immediately. She might even need to consider moving and deleting all of her socials.
    This is one of the scariest interactions I’ve ever seen.
    I know it’s your job to make light of it and add some comic relief to the situation but, again, this is seriously terrifying.
    I feel for this girl and I hope, again, she’s gone straight to the police and filed a restraining order.

  • @Destroyer94100
    @Destroyer94100 2 місяці тому +10295

    It’s insane that every time one of these psychopaths gets rejected they go straight to shaming and personal insults to this person they’re supposedly so in love with…

    • @FundamentallyFlawed
      @FundamentallyFlawed 2 місяці тому +886

      That's classic malignant narcissism. When they realize that they can't manipulate or control someone, they lash out and attempt to devalue them.

    • @crainex5857
      @crainex5857 2 місяці тому +566

      Funny how they insult the living sht out of the other person and then go back again to their proposal like they didn't already completely blow it

    • @uncledyddle3
      @uncledyddle3 2 місяці тому +53

      @@FundamentallyFlawed i wish i could favorite a comment on youtube

    • @CosyBee
      @CosyBee 2 місяці тому

      And yet many men wonder why girls are afraid to be direct when turning down men

    • @EternalFinity
      @EternalFinity 2 місяці тому +19

      how is it insane?? its a psychopath talking, its kind of expected behaviour

  • @ocksie
    @ocksie 2 місяці тому +33

    "I didn't know you were so shallow"... bruh what? surely a shallow person would be the sort to actually say yes to this creep's offer? he's calling her shallow when she is quite literally proving that she isn't.

    • @lethle8569
      @lethle8569 22 дні тому

      Because that's how those degenerates works. They hit you with "you're so shallow" crap when they are meet with rejection and can't handle it like a grown ass person.

  • @melissaborowy4241
    @melissaborowy4241 Місяць тому +14

    As a woman who had to get a restraining order I feel for her. We are always nice because we don’t know what will happen if we aren’t nice. It’s terrifying

  • @user-nm5fg4ht3q
    @user-nm5fg4ht3q 2 місяці тому +2796

    "Why won't you let me buy you, WHY?!!" Holy crap.

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 2 місяці тому +1

      Wait when is that EVER said in the video???

    • @user-nm5fg4ht3q
      @user-nm5fg4ht3q 2 місяці тому +142

      @@stupidmango4036 it's said throughout the convo, i just summarized it in a sentence since he was so dumbfounded why she turned him down xD

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 2 місяці тому +8

      @@user-nm5fg4ht3q ohh, I wanted to hear Charlie say that in case I missed it

    • @user-nm5fg4ht3q
      @user-nm5fg4ht3q 2 місяці тому +48

      @@stupidmango4036think he said something similar like "he's surprised why he can't buy her" or something like that

    • @rachelreii5952
      @rachelreii5952 Місяць тому +1

      he's not seeing the issue

  • @Realsupergingerman
    @Realsupergingerman 2 місяці тому +5278

    "I don't like sand" is a better pickup line than whatever is this

  • @IamPinhead
    @IamPinhead 13 днів тому +8

    "I am turning 45 this year"
    How did he make it this far in life without getting drowned in pepper spray?

  • @colonelchic1199
    @colonelchic1199 2 місяці тому +1701

    "and I promise, I am not a rapist or a creep" - something that only sane, normal people think to declare

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 2 місяці тому +81

      ah yes i'd like to buy some matches not that I'm gonna burn down a house or smth! no heavens no! why would you think that!?

    • @lpgoodgamer7137
      @lpgoodgamer7137 2 місяці тому +33

      What you mean you don’t declare that every time you walk into a room?

    • @karl5641
      @karl5641 2 місяці тому

      It's the equivalent of being in the street and someone walks up.
      "Hey i don't want to chop your head off and make you into a mannequin"
      "Ehmmm... Okay"

    • @odwrksboxedtrash3730
      @odwrksboxedtrash3730 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alanacos6947 Oh but of course! We actually have a promo right now. Buy 3 get 4 free boxes of matches. And I am very comfortable telling you this and offering you this deal because you're totally not an unhinged arsonist!

    • @nawt9529
      @nawt9529 2 місяці тому +2

      i think this is normal if you’ve opened in a way that’s reminiscent of those two things

  • @gordyhowitzer
    @gordyhowitzer 2 місяці тому +984

    Never pull out the "I'm not a rapist" card bruh

    • @Iminsideyourwall_
      @Iminsideyourwall_ 2 місяці тому +62

      Because they are always areeee😂 self report

    • @heyitzphil9792
      @heyitzphil9792 2 місяці тому +11

      Speaking from experience😂? Jk

    • @RandomAhhCommentSpammer
      @RandomAhhCommentSpammer 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro the responses XD tho if you think about it...

    • @CarrieBearCards34
      @CarrieBearCards34 2 місяці тому +2

      we have reached a problem if its a card at all

    • @redcherry8137
      @redcherry8137 2 місяці тому

      ​@@heyitzphil9792 hey man its an old card 😂

  • @evabible9770
    @evabible9770 2 місяці тому +22

    This man has the same energy as a cartoon villain saying “marry me or your kingdom/family/friends/true love will die” and flipping his cape over his shoulder

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 5 днів тому +5

      Bro even talks like he’s a 200 year old vampire

  • @Radbiker33357
    @Radbiker33357 2 місяці тому +18

    This guy needs to be locked up. The fact that guys like this can say these things even after court orders and still be able to walk free when there’s so many cases of guys like these actually murdering both woman and their lover or stalking them is asinine. Wtf is our system doing.

  • @patrickhill6874
    @patrickhill6874 2 місяці тому +2660

    Finally, a man who won't shackle me and enslave me in his basement, this took years to search for 😭

    • @darealbukchoyboi
      @darealbukchoyboi 2 місяці тому +261

      *_gets shackled and enslaved in his basement_*

    • @Iminsideyourwall_
      @Iminsideyourwall_ 2 місяці тому +146

      @@darealbukchoyboiNOOOOOO

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron 2 місяці тому

      She was too fat to fit in the Iron Maiden anyway.

    • @SeventhGod77
      @SeventhGod77 2 місяці тому

      @@darealbukchoyboilike at least buy me dinner first if we’re gonna get kinky. Didn’t even set up a safe word smh my head.

    • @itsmarinah
      @itsmarinah 2 місяці тому +70

      @@darealbukchoyboisurprised pikachu

  • @haywirellamma370
    @haywirellamma370 2 місяці тому +4005

    “Fuckle your seatbelts” pure poetry

    • @DJILMarioBros_
      @DJILMarioBros_ 2 місяці тому +3

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु. .

    • @haywirellamma370
      @haywirellamma370 2 місяці тому +63

      @@DJILMarioBros_my first spam bot :D

    • @comesifa7469
      @comesifa7469 2 місяці тому +35

      ​@@DJILMarioBros_Is that a threat or a promise?

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 місяці тому +2

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @forrestw5727
      @forrestw5727 2 місяці тому +8

      @@haywirellamma370thought you were mentioning poetry

  • @Jeanjellybean13
    @Jeanjellybean13 Місяць тому +16

    "I won't lock you in the basement"
    Well that changes everything!

  • @uttermanbo
    @uttermanbo 2 місяці тому +16

    Rejection hurts, but showing what an arse you are in a childlike rage. Only to come back after your tantrum, realizing what you did , hurts more.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 20 годин тому

      Sane people handle rejection with grace. This guy is not one of them

  • @jade-sz5mw
    @jade-sz5mw 2 місяці тому +2758

    Telling someone to break up with their partner, and then saying they have to marry you is an exceptional amount of lunacy.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 2 місяці тому +9

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

    • @theunknownguy516
      @theunknownguy516 2 місяці тому

      @@p-__ fr

    • @iamnotgenz
      @iamnotgenz 2 місяці тому

      @@p-__ so. many. bots.

    • @user-zq1wv6cg1t
      @user-zq1wv6cg1t 2 місяці тому

      Least self aware dned

    • @user-lo5zn3xw4s
      @user-lo5zn3xw4s 2 місяці тому +24

      Bro think he the rizzler 💀

  • @8BitVex
    @8BitVex 2 місяці тому +5965

    This is actual serial killer behavior. This shit worries me.

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 2 місяці тому +29

      Possible, but just as possible to be nothing more then a "nice guy" you can hear the same stories over & over again here & they or Neckbeards will act like they're either saving you from a bad relationship or that you got stolen from them, even if they just met the person & learned 2 seconds later that they have a bf or husband 😂

    • @eaglewinnings8003
      @eaglewinnings8003 2 місяці тому +101

      Not serial killer behavior. I’m assuming you know what a serial killer is. But he absolutely has the potential to be dangerous. He 100% has the capability of breaking into her house and pulling a “if I can’t have you no one can” or kidnapping her and literally chaining her to his basement and sexually assaulting her before doing worse.
      She needs to immediately file a restraining order.

    • @eaglewinnings8003
      @eaglewinnings8003 2 місяці тому +150

      @@zerobolt9506this kind of nonchalant attitude towards maniacs like this is what leads to women being abducted and/or killed by their obsessed stalker.
      You’re making light of a pretty serious situation. This is terrifying.

    • @YoungStrokerTheBodySnatcher22
      @YoungStrokerTheBodySnatcher22 2 місяці тому +12

      @@eaglewinnings8003he needs help before he loses self control I genuinely believe Ted Bundy wouldn’t have done what he did if he went to therapy

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 2 місяці тому

      @@zerobolt9506No this is insane behavior, and he was stalking her. My ex was the same way after we broke up, sending me hundreds of long texts alternating between insulting me and telling me to leave my boyfriend. He was contacting me on every social platform, and he sounded exactly like this. It escalated to over a year to the point he was threatening me trying to find out where I had moved to and sending things to my family’s house

  • @darthvenom9072
    @darthvenom9072 Місяць тому +15

    Bro watched every sigma male video before writing these msgs

  • @cullubbowzer8095
    @cullubbowzer8095 29 днів тому +26

    Ngl if I were her boyfriend I’d be taking me, my brothers and a couple of friends over to pay him a visit

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 5 днів тому +2

      My two best friends; Heckler and Koch

  • @zwerko
    @zwerko 2 місяці тому +1654

    Rule #1 - If someone has to explicitly claim that they're not a creep - they most definitely are.

    • @wolfiethefurrygamer1908
      @wolfiethefurrygamer1908 2 місяці тому +51

      "I'm not a creep, I'm *insert every reason why you are a creep here*"
      I feel like if someone has to say they ain't something without actual proof that they ain't that, I'm automatically gonna assume they are what they say they ain't

    • @dingickso4098
      @dingickso4098 2 місяці тому +1

      I am a creep, but am I or am I not?

    • @wolfofwarframe3807
      @wolfofwarframe3807 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@wolfiethefurrygamer1908There are probably some sarcastic ways to implement some joke about creeps into conversation, but its a dark humor that rarely pays off, especially if you are as unhinged as that guy.

    • @wolfiethefurrygamer1908
      @wolfiethefurrygamer1908 2 місяці тому +1

      @@wolfofwarframe3807 yee

    • @DoomsdayR3sistance
      @DoomsdayR3sistance 2 місяці тому +6

      I'm not a creep, my back hurts from going prone and I'm too fat to creep across the ground. Jokes a side, most the time people have to insist they are not something, they usually are. It works with homophobes too, they insist they aren't gay all the time but then talk about being attracted to other men is normal but the choice to follow that isn't... which just betrays that they are in fact sexually attracted to other men. So it goes beyond being a creep to pretty much any form of pre-denial that somebody does.

  • @Burgir303
    @Burgir303 2 місяці тому +1248

    Woman: Responds with a definite no
    Me: Why is there still 8 minutes left?

    • @SplendidKunoichi
      @SplendidKunoichi 2 місяці тому

      he loses 15 minutes starting with the ugly concession; for years accepted industry practice wouldve been to lead by bringing up his small pp
      you hate to see it, can only conclude these 6 years left him soft

    • @ItsJustSeb
      @ItsJustSeb 2 місяці тому +65

      I was also very confused, and then even more horrified as it kept going.

    • @seriouscat2231
      @seriouscat2231 Місяць тому +25

      @@ItsJustSeb, they had a character arc to finish.

    • @ItsJustSeb
      @ItsJustSeb Місяць тому +8

      @seriouscat2231 A bad one, just lose eight different friends and family members like normal character arcs.

  • @AleishaJones-ek1mi
    @AleishaJones-ek1mi 10 днів тому +4

    "Your soul is mine!"- Shang Tsung 😂

  • @Mezrotix
    @Mezrotix Місяць тому +14

    "dream destination list" bro means final destination 😭

  • @kpyt7647
    @kpyt7647 2 місяці тому +1194

    From “I’m not a rapist and will not enslave you” to “I know where you’ve been travelling all these years” to “please bear my child”…
    Absolute freaking creep 💀💀

    • @IceJJFishArchive
      @IceJJFishArchive 2 місяці тому +109

      To “anything less than an emphatic yes is unacceptable” but hey guys, he’d never force OP into anything she doesnt want right??

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 2 місяці тому +105

      "You'll learn to love it" 🚩🚩🚩

    • @sorrythatimsorry
      @sorrythatimsorry 2 місяці тому +20

      @@Sly-Moosehe said that so fucking much & i made the same disgusted face each time

    • @tourzrap
      @tourzrap 2 місяці тому +12

      c e r a m i c s

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique 23 дні тому

      dude is just straightforward, direct and honest
      😅

  • @srishtis6209
    @srishtis6209 2 місяці тому +4766

    "You would learn to love it-"
    In all of the messages, this was what gave me the shivers. Nothing says complete disregard of a woman's autonomy more blatantly than these words. It's when he went from an annoying creep to a genuine threat. I was almost relieved when he started calling her fat again.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 2 місяці тому +238

      Yeah now and then he drops his true intentions and it's horrifying.

    • @xXluluchanelXx
      @xXluluchanelXx 2 місяці тому +336

      a phrase uttered by every guy who plans to keep a girl in his basement..

    • @huskytail
      @huskytail 2 місяці тому +78

      Oh, I don't think calling her fat is the end of things, unfortunately. These kind of people don't let go just like that..

    • @JohnDoe-xm1ir
      @JohnDoe-xm1ir 2 місяці тому +208

      When the mask slipped he really showed how manipulative he was being, because after all that talk about how he accepted her despite the extra weight she gained, how he loved her for her soul, his own admissions about his physical shortcomings, and all those accusations of her being superficial, he still revealed that he expected her to lose all that weight once she got married to him.

    • @WaltDisini
      @WaltDisini 2 місяці тому +42

      frrr its horrible cuz it shows he's aware of how creepy he is. like he knows what hes doing

  • @MacintoshUser
    @MacintoshUser 2 місяці тому +10

    This seems like a bentellect type of move

  • @AphiliaxMikado
    @AphiliaxMikado Місяць тому +10

    And still, after her clear communication, people would call it her fault for not communicate right. you can never communicate right with these people and i hate the people who are blaming these victims

    • @micklucas1451
      @micklucas1451 Місяць тому

      no one in the comments are though

  • @Solorflare99
    @Solorflare99 2 місяці тому +1389

    Right off the bat he calls her personality a facade. So he doesn't even like the current her, he's in love with the idea of her. Why don't you just get a fuck doll and give the doll it's own storyline.

    • @goatbabe0666
      @goatbabe0666 2 місяці тому +101

      Now THIS is a solution that would hurt no one.

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 2 місяці тому +1

      I wouldn't even want to subject a poor sex doll to this piece of sh*t, lol.

    • @samc9516
      @samc9516 2 місяці тому +32

      @@goatbabe0666 I imagine it's a solution he already employs

    • @indicus9075
      @indicus9075 2 місяці тому

      @Iwantpoptarts96420 his current solution offers no alleviation to his predicament either when treating a live human like a doll

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

  • @modman287
    @modman287 2 місяці тому +2423

    "Breed mare? Now there's no need to insult me." This says everything to me, that *that* was what he focused on the most out of her entire response.

    • @Pwnager26
      @Pwnager26 2 місяці тому +184

      Honestly I thought it was SUCH a strange choice. Like he missed absolutely everything that was said.

    • @wolfidessdragondol
      @wolfidessdragondol 2 місяці тому +158

      Fr, majority of her response was that she was content with her life and wouldn't dump it for a fantasy dream made up in someone else's head and all he got was "Breedmare"😭

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 місяці тому +23

      I don’t know how this didn’t work out. He said all the right things!!! I am so _appalled_

    • @supergeniuswithattitude1432
      @supergeniuswithattitude1432 2 місяці тому +17

      Idk what breed mare means but it doesn't sound right

    • @thesparklingfern1488
      @thesparklingfern1488 2 місяці тому +103

      @@supergeniuswithattitude1432 a lot of ppl see women as just baby making machines, so what she means by not wanting to be a breed mare is that she doesn't want to just exist as someone made to give birth. While motherhood is a wonderful job in and of itself, a lot of women don't want to just be a mother.

  • @AbigailAntonio-eu2kh
    @AbigailAntonio-eu2kh 22 дні тому +6

    Lols he's looking for ownership not a relationship.

  • @kaxtrava
    @kaxtrava Місяць тому +6

    [Barter 0] It is simply a trade for a house and free time.

  • @taitheguy85
    @taitheguy85 2 місяці тому +3374

    If she hadn't paid for her own lunch, he would've used it as proof of his generosity, and how deserving he is of ownership over her

    • @theblackcatgirl7013
      @theblackcatgirl7013 2 місяці тому +260

      You are so fr for this, I've heard of a story where a guy expected sex from a woman because he bought her McDonald's

    • @18Elitegamer
      @18Elitegamer 2 місяці тому +80

      @@theblackcatgirl7013what the hell! Lol. Dudes too far gone with that one.

    • @dyamimite
      @dyamimite 2 місяці тому +58

      it would have also been perceived as how much she yearned to be taken care of by him cos she accepted him paying for even one piece of lettuce

    • @deepseatofucreature4204
      @deepseatofucreature4204 2 місяці тому +41

      it´s insane to me how he brings it in the conversation or how he can even think about it this way....like, ofc I am going to pay for my own lunch I am having with my co-workers... he was probably like hey, do you wanna have lunch together, she was like sure, why not - as you do with your colleagues - and this man suddenly thinks he is on a date and this is woman of his dreams bc she paid for her food and is not with him for his money

    • @abbiereynolds8016
      @abbiereynolds8016 2 місяці тому +26

      ​ @theblackcatgirl7013 I saw one tiktok where this guy was ranting and raving in his unfinished bedroom with a bare mattress in the background because a girl wouldn't give it up because he bought her a £30 cocktail😅

  • @J33zeus
    @J33zeus 2 місяці тому +2051

    Man: -buys lunch
    Means hes hungry.
    Woman: -buys lunch
    Means she's desperately trying to prove to everyone around her that she too can be independent and prove so by buying lunch.

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 2 місяці тому +14

      this but unironically 💯💯💯🤣🤣

    • @Em-jj2hp
      @Em-jj2hp 2 місяці тому +326

      No he’s right, as women we don’t feel hunger or need sustenance to live. We absolve all our physical needs with our tears, which is why we cry so much. Tears are our life force. Anything “human” that we do like eating food or drinking water is just a performance that we carefully plan out to send subliminal messages and influence the men in our vicinity

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 2 місяці тому +92

      He convinced himself that eating with your colleague is a date

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 2 місяці тому +42

      @@Em-jj2hp I knew it I knew it. Yet when I say this they call me [air quotes] "sexist"

    • @nicolajane7389
      @nicolajane7389 2 місяці тому +2

      @@noellerobin9896she’s being satirical right?

  • @RedDotShark18
    @RedDotShark18 23 дні тому +7

    I didn't need to feel this mad at 5:00 A.M.

  • @JonathanBresnihan77
    @JonathanBresnihan77 2 місяці тому +4

    Please keep this up. I absolutely Love these text message disasters

  • @Junkie4weezer
    @Junkie4weezer 2 місяці тому +1616

    I love how he assumed she was rejecting him because of his looks then immediately bashed her for her looks when she rejected him like what are you on about man 😭

    • @eaglestown4609
      @eaglestown4609 2 місяці тому +101

      These people are the first to be shallow
      If she made the shit decision to leave her boyfriend for this pet rock he would have started berating her for her looks and how she could be better since he’s doing all this for her and her hobbies
      Disgusting

    • @willischwabe1324
      @willischwabe1324 2 місяці тому +37

      Projection Level ∞

    • @isso2343
      @isso2343 Місяць тому

      @@eaglestown4609 p e t r o c k

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 27 днів тому +3

      He never got over being overlooked by women as a kid and thinks all women are the same as they are in grade school.

  • @VixeyTeh
    @VixeyTeh 2 місяці тому +12

    Dude thinks he's Gatsby.

  • @dylansawyer8045
    @dylansawyer8045 6 днів тому

    Bro you got me addicted to these videos please keep them up lol

  • @ryancflam
    @ryancflam 2 місяці тому +1842

    "Anything less than an emphatic yes will not be accepted." terrifying creep

    • @HER0_
      @HER0_ 2 місяці тому +59

      He like the fucking grim reaper

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 2 місяці тому +6

      He was being witty.

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg 2 місяці тому +1

      We gotta follow Jesus for a sound mind.
      Exodus 20:17 NKJV‬‬
      [17] “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

    • @steroids_on_steroids2208
      @steroids_on_steroids2208 2 місяці тому +80

      @@Zenigundam get outta here, not you again

    • @icaine16
      @icaine16 2 місяці тому +54

      @@Zenigundam -Said the boy lacking wit.

  • @charlottemansfield6916
    @charlottemansfield6916 2 місяці тому +3536

    "I would appreciate you taking this seriously and giving me a date and time I can come collect your items and move you into my house" actually insane sentence 💀 it's like she doesn't have a choice it's just 'give me a date when I'm taking you away'

    • @Cadmann
      @Cadmann 2 місяці тому +209

      These men will treat you like a dog at an adoption clinic.

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 2 місяці тому

      @@Cadmann I gua-ran-fucking-tee he would beat the shit out of her for the mildest of annoyances or unchangeable things too. "After all I gave you, you are still not losing weight?" or some other unhinged reasoning. He is obsessed with being the provider so he can have total control over her life, so she can never leave. What is she going to do with the mountains of money he apparently has? Probably forced to stay inside and wash the dishes. Like pre 1850's women's life. Fucking terrifying.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 місяці тому +121

      "you're my wife now".

    • @taco3520
      @taco3520 2 місяці тому +58

      @@manboy4720were having soft tacos later

    • @khamomilekitty
      @khamomilekitty 2 місяці тому +54

      Literally threatening to abduct her. I don’t believe prison or police actually solve anything, they only make things worse, but in this guys case it’d probably be the only thing keeping him away.

  • @L3afeon
    @L3afeon 2 місяці тому +23

    Im glad you do this type of content, your audience is mostly male and even though most guys know this behavoir is unhinged, it probably makes a few "nice guys" self reflect.

  • @AvengefulSiren
    @AvengefulSiren Місяць тому

    That is so scary and unhinged!! Oh my god I’m so glad things are getting dealt with because I can only imagine what is happening outside of those conversations

  • @alwaystired1
    @alwaystired1 2 місяці тому +314

    "im not a rapist" "anything other than a emphatic yes will not be accepted" wait till this guy finds out what forcing yourself on someone who said no makes you

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 2 місяці тому +7

      you think his brain will be able to process that? because i feel like he would just immediately suppress the incoming conflicting information 😭

  • @gordon8
    @gordon8 2 місяці тому +26

    Ladies: if any man does a car salesman pitch like this out of the blue with no context for dating. He is more then likely a psychopath.

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 2 місяці тому +3171

    "Leave your relationship because I have money for you"
    "Oh my god women are so shallow."
    The regressive character arc in these few paragraphs rival the fall from grace of Don Giovanni himself.

    • @victoree6680
      @victoree6680 2 місяці тому +25

      Ikr?

    • @specilegg
      @specilegg 2 місяці тому +12

      We gotta follow Jesus for a sound mind.
      Exodus 20:17 NKJV‬‬
      [17] “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

    • @ForReal_Lauren
      @ForReal_Lauren 2 місяці тому +4

      Perfect comparison! 💯

    • @Cascade7155
      @Cascade7155 2 місяці тому +57

      ​@@specilegg not another indoctrination bot

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 2 місяці тому

      @@specilegg I found god!
      He was in my toilet, flushed his ass down the sewer, go find him down there.

  • @jenjen1514
    @jenjen1514 2 місяці тому +2

    Has anyone ever told you that you sound exactly like Adam Driver? Cuz you do. He's one of my favorite actors. Love your content man. Keep it up!

  • @James-uu9nx
    @James-uu9nx 2 місяці тому +4

    "My friends are appalled" = My AI anime chatbots are appalled

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 20 годин тому

      You know its bad when AI is appalled by your behavior

  • @chicken
    @chicken 2 місяці тому +3016

    Sounds like dude hasn’t ever actually had a real friend

    • @coolpumpkins453
      @coolpumpkins453 2 місяці тому

      Shut up

    • @MoonFanatic
      @MoonFanatic 2 місяці тому +27

      Damn dude, you are everywhere

    • @MFLimited
      @MFLimited 2 місяці тому +52

      Not one that’s still alive anyhow

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 місяці тому +46

      No no no he said “all my friends are appalled as well” so he definitely has very real un-imaginary friends!!!

    • @MFLimited
      @MFLimited 2 місяці тому +20

      @@CantTellYou right. Or, you know, dead ones propped up in his basement

  • @jillanospizza
    @jillanospizza 2 місяці тому +2367

    it's always so interesting how fast some people switch up after they've been rejected, STRAIGHT to to nasty insults right after practically being on their knees begging

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 2 місяці тому +9

      It depends on the reason for the rejection. If the young woman is being fickle and illogical or has chosen a useless frat boy instead, then she deserves to be the target of censure and reproof. If she has a legitimate reason for not wanting to date the man, then that's a completely different story.

    • @LordSandwich27
      @LordSandwich27 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ZenigundamYou again? The wanna be alpha male that looks and acts exactly like the guy the video is about? Touch some grass, Olga would like that

    • @iloveyoutube7558
      @iloveyoutube7558 2 місяці тому +456

      @@Zenigundam we found the texter himself

    • @ndu-sx3ns
      @ndu-sx3ns 2 місяці тому +337

      @@Zenigundam she doesn't need a reason that pleases you. If someone isn't interested in you, they aren't. Accept that and move on with your life.

    • @dumble
      @dumble 2 місяці тому +218

      ​@@Zenigundam my god... The creep himself

  • @ywummy
    @ywummy 2 місяці тому +4

    Him saying that he's the "nice guy" then proceeds to judge her weight and degrading her really says a lot about his character, this guy is delusional.

  • @howareyoualiveifyoudonteatbeef
    @howareyoualiveifyoudonteatbeef 2 місяці тому +3

    "I want you for your soul"...
    ... Proceeds to call her fat multiple times.
    🤦🏻‍♀️😆

  • @Elyakins
    @Elyakins 2 місяці тому +1517

    Wow, that’s horrifying how he kept track of everything she ever did.

    • @Z0MBIEFLESH
      @Z0MBIEFLESH 2 місяці тому +7

      I mean he is a freak and not safe to be around but is knowing alot about a women scary?

    • @noname-cv8kp
      @noname-cv8kp 2 місяці тому +192

      @@Z0MBIEFLESHto his extent? Yes, he was obsessively keeping track of what she said/ did on social media for years. No sane person would go to his extent as it’s extremely dangerous especially for women. And since she didn’t even know him personally is a HUGE red flag, a complete stranger keeping track of what you said years ago? He could easily find her address and harass, even possibly stalk her.

    • @Z0MBIEFLESH
      @Z0MBIEFLESH 2 місяці тому

      @@noname-cv8kp you right I appreciate it

    • @llamaniaman4002
      @llamaniaman4002 Місяць тому +63

      @@Z0MBIEFLESH Yes? What he did is literally stalking. Not just keeping tabs with major events that everyone who knows her knows. He's literally stalking her social media.

    • @alicesck01
      @alicesck01 Місяць тому +3

      Yeahh...it gave me chills

  • @ky7501
    @ky7501 2 місяці тому +2328

    The fact that he has to specify he’s not a rapist and won’t imprison her means he’s thought about those things before, almost like he’s convincing HIMSELF he wouldn’t do those things

    • @yyyahwehhh
      @yyyahwehhh 2 місяці тому +71

      I don't think so honestly. As a man I'm constantly hearing about how terrifying it is to be a woman, how every man is a creep and a rapist and an abuser and blah blah blah. There is an inherent fear in men to even look at a woman now lest we be labeled as a creep or something, and if we're friendly it is automatically assumed we have sexual intentions. This is publically talked about in men's spaces. I think it's just a qualifier he feels he needs to use just for being a man and is indicative of deeper societal issues.
      Am I defending him? Not necessarily. I think he's just being honest. Perhaps too honest, and too forward in a way that is not PC or socially acceptable. Perhaps he has some challenges mentally and doesn't quite understand how to interact with others socially. However, after his initial proposal was denied he should have respected that boundary and ended up making an ass of himself.
      Edit: I was lacking context. I'll admit I didn't watch the video before commenting, my mistake. Didn't know this was an ongoing issue and didn't see the part with all the stalky shit. Yeah the guy is a fucking psychopath. However I still stand by what I said. It sucks being a man who wants a serious intimate relationship in 2024.

    • @floridflesh
      @floridflesh 2 місяці тому +302

      @@yyyahwehhh There's a freaking reason why women are terrified of men and you just watched a video that's proof of that. It's weird to try and make men the victim here. And yeah it's not all men but it's a lot of them and it's smarter to be wary of all of them because it's hard to tell. You guys are afraid to be labeled a creep while women are afraid of being physically harmed. I'd rather hurt someone's feelings than possibly be dead. I'm at least glad we can agree that he should have respected her boundaries.

    • @gehtdichnichtsan2418
      @gehtdichnichtsan2418 2 місяці тому

      @@yyyahwehhh Wait for a few minutes to find an Incel defending another Incel.
      You already talk like you are a creep. "Deeper social issues"? No, unhinged weirdo issues, ofc they are talked about in "men's spaces" how else are they gonna rip you off your money, because you can't cope with reality and need justification from other Incels, blaming the woman because sHe cAnT uNdErStAnD hOw mUcH yOu LovE hEr.

    • @LuluTheCorgi
      @LuluTheCorgi 2 місяці тому

      ​​​@@yyyahwehhhnothing makes people question it you diddle kids than making a song called "don't diddle little kids"
      Or in this case, nothing makes you look more like a deranged serial killer than saying "I totally will not imprison and rape you pinkie promise"
      I have ADHD, my wife has autism, most of my friends have either one of those or both, yet all of us manage to not make people feel like a serial killer is after them lmao

    • @thienphucvu9654
      @thienphucvu9654 2 місяці тому +63

      ​@@yyyahwehhh are you the same guy from the video?

  • @Kallikratis
    @Kallikratis 17 днів тому +2

    That last sign off is just Wheatley's "fat, fatty, fatty, adopted, fatty"

  • @Nathan_Virica_Comedy
    @Nathan_Virica_Comedy 12 днів тому +2

    This reminds me of the old, classic chat up line, "Somebody call the police because it's gotta be illegal to look that good! But don't call them on me because I am not a rapist or a creep."

  • @charlosbarlos
    @charlosbarlos 2 місяці тому +1448

    The friends that were appalled were actually just the voices in his head.

    • @alanacos6947
      @alanacos6947 2 місяці тому +28

      in fact it was a group chat they were all typing this simultaneously

    • @moqimonster
      @moqimonster 2 місяці тому +65

      as a schizophrenic, do not bring the voices down like that

    • @esteele2049
      @esteele2049 2 місяці тому +8

      His “friends”: a pet snake, turtle, gecko.

    • @Averyjohnson336
      @Averyjohnson336 2 місяці тому +9

      @@esteele2049no even that is to good for him his friends are anime girl body pillows 😂

    • @Dawg347
      @Dawg347 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Averyjohnson336and the ants in his deteriorating walls

  • @zoomerplayz6764
    @zoomerplayz6764 2 місяці тому +2654

    As a fellow inmate, please don't send this man to prison. I fear that our own safety would be compromised.

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 2 місяці тому +127

      Ah, we should send him to Azkaban then. Got it 😂

    • @HeavenlyFFFather
      @HeavenlyFFFather 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Sly-MooseArkham Asylum is more like it for creeps like this.

    • @COGNITOPSYCHOSIS
      @COGNITOPSYCHOSIS 2 місяці тому +272

      "Pick that soap up, I'm not going to do anything undesirable to you."

    • @zoomerplayz6764
      @zoomerplayz6764 2 місяці тому +1

      @COGNITOPSYCHOSIS Hey [Name], ive been thinking about you ever since we became roommates. Would you be interested in showering with me? Don't worry, im not a rapist or anything.

    • @jessicalpowell1
      @jessicalpowell1 2 місяці тому +22

      😂 best comment ever!

  • @llamaniaman4002
    @llamaniaman4002 Місяць тому +6

    "You're sooo shallow! You won't even leave your husband of over a decade for money!?!"

    • @sweett3253
      @sweett3253 Місяць тому

      Imagine calling a woman a wh*re because she wouldn't leave her boyfriend for a rich man

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi Місяць тому

      @@sweett3253projecting maybe

  • @iwannabeacowboybaby
    @iwannabeacowboybaby 12 днів тому +1

    “Lost in the sauce of this dude’s noodle” im crying

  • @grazielalarroca1049
    @grazielalarroca1049 2 місяці тому +944

    Why does ever single one of these guys go from begging on their knees for any semblance of chance to "you're fat your loss"

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl 2 місяці тому +51

      They need to throw the negative feelings back.

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 2 місяці тому +52

      Honestly, I think they genuinely don't like them, but they also don't think they can date anybody who they think is attractive. Thus, they're hoping to find someone who might have insecurities and low enough self-esteem who might consider dating them, and then they'll try to mould the other person into someone they do like. The dude in the video full on admitted he didn't like her and was secretly hoping that he'd be able to get her to change once they were in a relationship. They simply don't consider others emotions/thoughts and are only fixated on their emotions/thoughts, and so they endlessly fail to get others to like them because all gestures they make is from a perspective of what they want instead the other person wants.

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 2 місяці тому

      It's not completely that, they also, once rejected, have to bring the other person down as in like the classic story of sour grapes. It's like "oh you were never worth it anyway" to keep their ego intact.​@@anonymouscommentor411

    • @fyxation
      @fyxation 2 місяці тому +34

      The insults are usually some last dig to try to make the victim insecure and/or not take their novella of begging as anything genuine. Hell, sometimes they fixate on women who are less than perfect in their minds (who could be a 10--they just devalue every little thing because they equate a scar on the elbow to back acne). They think, well, she's less than perfect so she'd get to love a 3 like me. But the moment they're rejected, they bring out the scarred elbow like it's a wonder anyone would share breakfast with someone with such a flaw.

    • @mysticflow467
      @mysticflow467 2 місяці тому +3

      defense mechanism

  • @lemonmelon1883
    @lemonmelon1883 2 місяці тому +1200

    No sarcasm, she probably saved her own life by telling him no. People like this aren’t in love with the actual person, they’re in love with the _idea_ of them. And once it becomes apparent that they’re not exactly as they envisioned, things can get deadly real quick. He said he’d “tolerate” her fat, but I guarantee that it would’ve ended horribly for this woman once he uncovered more of her “undesirable” traits.

    • @cardboard2night
      @cardboard2night Місяць тому +31

      She probably made it worse by responding, that a delusional guy, you give him pinky he snaps your whole hand off. The only thing he needs to know is that authorities alerted to his threads...

    • @WhiteStoneAcres
      @WhiteStoneAcres Місяць тому +25

      Yeah being on a pedestal is not a fun place to be at all. What this guy has towards this woman is called limerence & it’s not healthy at all

    • @user-oz4xx5rg9o
      @user-oz4xx5rg9o Місяць тому

      @@WhiteStoneAcresok baldy thanks for your observation

    • @85stumpen
      @85stumpen 26 днів тому +3

      Fr this guy gives out Joe Goldberg vibe

    • @ki.44524
      @ki.44524 24 дні тому +5

      @@cardboard2night she likely responded further in case she needed to take it to courts or get a restraining order and the many texts as proof

  • @kurgans
    @kurgans 2 місяці тому +6

    I like when the responses to comments reinforce my view on how insane men have become. Boy am I glad I found one sane one.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Місяць тому

      "have become"
      Not to burst your bubble, but... men have "become this way" because this was completely normal for a stupidly long time, girls getting sold off as brood mares to guys 30 years older for power, land and ownership.
      The only thing that changed is that now, the woman can say no, the father isn't the one calling the shots, and sadly, as rare as they are, there are more feminist men now than there used to be.

  • @sleepyboi8060
    @sleepyboi8060 2 місяці тому +4

    I scheduled a date with a woman on Hinge. Admittedly I am not great at writing before dates so I just asked her out after a dry convo.
    An hour before we were supposed to meet but she bailed on me saying she didnt see a relationship.
    Even tho Ik im much more engaging than I was over text I said 'oh okay, fair enough. Best of luck to you!'
    Wow crazy. Its almost like rejection is apart of life.

  • @alolandonaldtrump8368
    @alolandonaldtrump8368 2 місяці тому +635

    "Anything other than an emphatic yes will not be accepted" is my new go to line when asking for a discount at a store

    • @user-is7xs1mr9y
      @user-is7xs1mr9y 2 місяці тому +51

      Or a raise at work.

    • @Aspiringpsalmist
      @Aspiringpsalmist 2 місяці тому +4

      😂😂

    • @szymon200000
      @szymon200000 2 місяці тому +10

      That part bothered me because how are you gonna ask a question with a non-negotiable answer in mind? 😭

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 2 місяці тому +1498

    Women don't want you to sell yourself like a car. We just want to be treated like a normal human being.

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 2 місяці тому +41

      Fr fr

    • @darkbrother339
      @darkbrother339 2 місяці тому +19

      No way!

    • @twobeansonecream
      @twobeansonecream 2 місяці тому +188

      Hmmm not possible, I can however promise you I won't shackle you to the wall!

    • @james_giant_peach
      @james_giant_peach 2 місяці тому +40

      That and just find someone who is compatible with yourself. Also needless to say someone who isn’t already taken 😂

    • @annalynsaysgoodnight
      @annalynsaysgoodnight 2 місяці тому +93

      @@twobeansonecream SOLD! lets get married right now!

  • @kymerahYT
    @kymerahYT 2 місяці тому +4

    Creepiness aside, them saying “womanly friends” eludes to him not wanting her to have male friends.
    If your partner doesn’t want you to make potential friends with 50% of the planet, GTFO.

  • @Lucas-tq3hu
    @Lucas-tq3hu 2 місяці тому +1

    I love this content so much please do more!

  • @jonathantalley6110
    @jonathantalley6110 2 місяці тому +2776

    I live for this shit Charlie

    • @mr.mouth.10.06
      @mr.mouth.10.06 2 місяці тому +5

      suyc

    • @DJILMarioBros_
      @DJILMarioBros_ 2 місяці тому +7

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु. . … ..

    • @raphclaveau5703
      @raphclaveau5703 2 місяці тому +3

      Relatable

    • @Ratatata_09
      @Ratatata_09 2 місяці тому +1

      WHO ASK + IAM BETTER THAN CHARLIE 😂😂😂

    • @Kiwisrosetoy
      @Kiwisrosetoy 2 місяці тому +1

      Lol😂

  • @melissaminkoff5190
    @melissaminkoff5190 2 місяці тому +966

    The "Fine, I didn't want you anyway, you're fat/ugly/whatever" is a common retort for these fragile types. A few times when I've encountered this behavior I've responded with something like, "yeah, you're right, I'm not a good choice for you, bye!" Their brains can't compute it when I don't melt into a puddle of insecurity at (what they think are) their scathing and devastating insults lol

    • @solomia5037
      @solomia5037 2 місяці тому +68

      i do this too and they backtrack and seethe

    • @DexterHeisenbergBruh
      @DexterHeisenbergBruh 2 місяці тому +52

      The “sour grapes” effect

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 2 місяці тому

      I respond with "LOL, even a fat and ugly girl rejected you! 😆"

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 2 місяці тому +60

      "sounds like you need to work on your taste in women" is mine
      my dad always taught me that whether or not someone finds me attractive is their problem so it's never bugged me

    • @jessielou9138
      @jessielou9138 2 місяці тому +31

      "I'm glad we can both agree that I'm not a good choice for you. Good Luck!"

  • @samwellaxe9272
    @samwellaxe9272 2 місяці тому +1

    "I'm not crying, you're crying," Lmao that caught me off guard while I was writing😂😂😂

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 2 місяці тому +8

    And just imagine, this is similar to what millions of women have to deal with every day. These aren’t weird one-off freaks.

    • @Rlrlrl1962
      @Rlrlrl1962 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactly and if the man is powerful than they’d twist it into the woman’s fault.

  • @the_legendary_yeeter
    @the_legendary_yeeter 2 місяці тому +1223

    honestly i would've responded with "i ain't reading allat" if i received a message like that 💀

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 2 місяці тому +133

      I honestly would have blocked him from the very first message with no response. Especially if I recognised him as the work colleague, I said "no" to in the first place.

    • @EnderSultan
      @EnderSultan 2 місяці тому +11

      Nah, let them know about their stupidity (also stay safe 🙏🏻)

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 2 місяці тому +1

      Ahhahaha 😂

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 Місяць тому +10

      Not a good idea if you don't want to end up mysteriously vanishing

    • @ThisisnotKai-vm3tk
      @ThisisnotKai-vm3tk Місяць тому +13

      ​@@theshermantanker7043 what he just put on dysplay was fucking hilarious, I seriously doubt anyone would be afraid of a dude that talks like that. And I seriously doubt he would have the balls to kill anyone.

  • @GarrusN7
    @GarrusN7 2 місяці тому +748

    Notice how he drops the act and starts saying the most vile shit when she rejects him. What a terrible human being.

    • @jaderyan8579
      @jaderyan8579 2 місяці тому +110

      I wish I had a dollar for ever man that hit on me, only to insult me and threaten me when they get rejected. It’s scarily common

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 2 місяці тому +60

      @@jaderyan8579SAME OMG! It’s so icky! In fact, once a guy did it to me and I literally just said “I know you’re just saying that because you’re butthurt, you can’t fool me, every single worthless man pulls this BS you’re just a carbon copy, I’ve dealt with 1000 of you and I know that if I was so hideous you’d never have been head over heels for me in the first place” and the guy just straight up ADMITS “Yeah you’re right, I do think you’re pretty, I’m sorry 🥺” And I basically said “You’re pathetic, but you’re slightly better than the others because you’re at least you’re honest” and blocked him. He was probably new to the whole incel negging thing because guys who do this shit for a long time are never honest about it, so hopefully he grew out of it (but probably no)

    • @jewishbanana7055
      @jewishbanana7055 2 місяці тому

      @@jaderyan8579 That's just boys, most of them will grow up and realize how stupid it is to do that. Unfortunately, I still know a lot of people who grew up and still act like this and it's pathetic. I blame this on society for failing to raise a generation of men and now it's exposing children to some of the most disgusting and dangerous people who hide behind the mask of pride to terrorize and hurt children. Things gotta change soon or else a lot more of these people will grow up thinking it's okay to say and do this kind of stuff to women.

    • @hosh1ru440
      @hosh1ru440 2 місяці тому +30

      Then they pull the "I didn't even like you I was just pretendin" like aight bro 😭

    • @peksn
      @peksn 2 місяці тому +3

      Thank you man I hadn't realised that happened