I've Never Seen Something This Horrible

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @axeraw3813
    @axeraw3813 2 роки тому +10928

    This literally healed my social anxiety like no situation where i was awkward or cringe can live up to this

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +13

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @DonCrack97
      @DonCrack97 2 роки тому +369

      Wow thats uplifting, I didn't thought about that, thank you random person on the Internet

    • @samfinnell6070
      @samfinnell6070 2 роки тому +41

      Awe :)

    • @carrie8756
      @carrie8756 2 роки тому +15

      :’) same

    • @ronaldnixon5049
      @ronaldnixon5049 2 роки тому +73

      @@ItzMalick stop

  • @Chad_Losey
    @Chad_Losey 2 роки тому +8584

    Tells her she looks like his cousin
    Follows it up with a "you wanna make out"
    This truly is a one of a kind performance

    • @chrish8111
      @chrish8111 2 роки тому +327

      Like what the fuck was he thinking T_T

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 2 роки тому +265

      @@chrish8111 throwing shit at the wall and praying it sticks.

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 2 роки тому +196

      he looks like the kind of guy to have repressed feelings for his cousin

    • @powerfullpummel6417
      @powerfullpummel6417 2 роки тому +28

      @@nymphology44 whos a guy

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 2 роки тому +21

      @@powerfullpummel6417 def noodles 😭 sorry i should’ve clarified

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 2 роки тому +3503

    the lady screaming after everything they said probably couldn’t bear how uncomfortable it’d be if there was no noise and just stuck with the bit, what an american hero

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 Рік тому +142

      She took one for the team. Mad respect

    • @Eve_gothgirl
      @Eve_gothgirl Рік тому +10

      Charlie should just start screaming at every person he talks about on his videos

    • @michaelelam9779
      @michaelelam9779 Рік тому +19

      He definitely paid that lady to do that 😂

    • @proverbs5581
      @proverbs5581 Рік тому +3

      @@Ascending4proly a feminist

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 Рік тому +17

      @@proverbs5581 😂😂 nah son

  • @sigma--boss7098
    @sigma--boss7098 2 роки тому +3076

    Shoutout to that ONE woman in the entire audience trying her best to hype up the "roasts" by yelling and clapping at the end of every sentence. If it wasn't for her the silence would've been deafening!

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque Рік тому +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick…

    • @Dyrock666
      @Dyrock666 Рік тому +101

      Not the hero we deserved

    • @isabelamogosanu7777
      @isabelamogosanu7777 Рік тому +125

      i went to a comedy show once... dude spent an entire set making insect jokes and a group of lady's in the front row did alll the clapping.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys Рік тому +3

      i dont think yall are fans of comedy... yeah this wasnt great but not bad for what it was

    • @Buggolious
      @Buggolious Рік тому +61

      ​@@VampiresAreRealGuysno it was pretty bad, comedy fan or not won't change anyones opinion

  • @FreekUnique
    @FreekUnique 2 роки тому +18380

    That poor gal is absolutely fighting for her life up there, feels like she's being held hostage at cringepoint

  • @ilz_y
    @ilz_y 2 роки тому +14123

    “You’re like my cousin if he were a girl.”
    Clearly this man is on a level of humour that humans are not evolved enough to understand.

    • @taylorhope4651
      @taylorhope4651 2 роки тому +363

      He said "if you were a girl". Implying that she looks like a man

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 2 роки тому +513

      ''Your girlfriend look like my mom''

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 2 роки тому +60

      *devolved

    • @SquishySharkTV
      @SquishySharkTV 2 роки тому +75

      Yeah, that was actually the best joke in the whole show. Absolutely destroyed her.

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 2 роки тому +8

      That’s actually a funny line

  • @gabe.t2030
    @gabe.t2030 2 роки тому +4634

    This feels like if the two nervous, anxious teens were in a new friend group and trying to fit in where forced to rap battle each other but they failed to be funny and receive validation.

    • @andiebiscuit
      @andiebiscuit 2 роки тому +210

      this is so incredibly specific and yet it perfectly describes the situation

    • @reireiichi8980
      @reireiichi8980 2 роки тому +62

      Reminds me that i used to intentionally fail at doing things, to look ridiculous and make my classmates laugh because I just couldn't fit in at all. I wish I could erase that time of my life.

    • @2Kraykray
      @2Kraykray 2 роки тому +6

      @@GelatoooBuzzz it just feels like that

    • @destroycraft1735
      @destroycraft1735 2 роки тому +15

      I really hate how accurate you were...

    • @heartsforluci4
      @heartsforluci4 2 роки тому +3

      @@GelatoooBuzzz You missed the point.

  • @violinsinthevoid4579
    @violinsinthevoid4579 Рік тому +3546

    10:00 that joke is so cringe that somebody in the audience screams in abject horror and agony. The human body cannot withstand this degree of cringe.

    • @nikitajames2686
      @nikitajames2686 Рік тому +51

      Really?, That's it I'm calling the ambulance! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😬😂😂

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Рік тому +172

      They just fuckin exploded like rorscharch from watchmen

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +79

      Whoever they are.they cringe so bad..their soul left their body

    • @quintonporter270
      @quintonporter270 Рік тому +52

      No, even worse, I think the girl screaming actually found the joke funny.

    • @splits8999
      @splits8999 Рік тому +36

      it sounds like the fucking dead by daylight scream

  • @dirkuhdirk5534
    @dirkuhdirk5534 2 роки тому +3416

    I cannot imagine being in that "crowd". The discomfort and cringe they all felt must have been several orders of magnitude greater than anything they've ever felt before

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @chibaleet
      @chibaleet 2 роки тому +59

      @@I_quit_trolling_now i was just about to ask

    • @chibaleet
      @chibaleet 2 роки тому +13

      Ohh forget its bait stuff

    • @Timmothy_plays
      @Timmothy_plays 2 роки тому +38

      @Gummy Frogs Well that's Twitter,.. they find Amy Schumer's jokes hilarious so the bar isn't exactly high for them!

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 2 роки тому +13

      I’d have just left, $15 isn’t worth staying around to see that shit show to get my money’s worth. I’ll just cut my losses and leave

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 2 роки тому +12733

    This video was 15 minutes of me trying make it through the 2nd hand embarrassment

    • @pedesettrik
      @pedesettrik 2 роки тому +88

      Go rap in black ops 2, funny beatbox man

    • @bobgoatfrog
      @bobgoatfrog 2 роки тому +46

      He only made it through 15 minutes

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 роки тому +80

      I had to unplug my mouse to stop myself from pausing it

    • @kappa6550
      @kappa6550 2 роки тому +21

      The amount of cringe is making me sweating

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 2 роки тому +5

      @@tenwke1444 Found the guy who doesn’t get the joke

  • @elgringo1893
    @elgringo1893 2 роки тому +8380

    It's actually interesting on a psychological level as to why it's so hard to watch something like this. It seems like this entire set needs to be saved for scientific research.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ 2 роки тому +375

      It's called secondhand embarrassment

    • @LoisoPondohva
      @LoisoPondohva 2 роки тому +463

      @@MissMarvel_ yeah, but on this level of power it can actually attract attention of some MKUltra type of black ops to be used as a weapon.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ 2 роки тому +207

      @@LoisoPondohva it is indeed that devastating. in order to survive i had to mute AND skip parts of this video

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd 2 роки тому +130

      @@LoisoPondohva yeah true that... this level of cringe could be used as an "enhanced interrogation" technique at guantanamo bay

    • @chikntendie
      @chikntendie 2 роки тому +121

      I think Veritasium or Vsauce did a video on this topic and it’s because social awkwardness is processed in the same part of our brain that registers physical pain.

  • @gabrielle9412
    @gabrielle9412 Рік тому +280

    When Charlie said “this is like terrorism” I was literally trying to come up with something that makes me react this viscerally and that hit the nail on the head.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 11 місяців тому

      Why do you think they brought up 9/11? LOL

  • @arthurkern6662
    @arthurkern6662 2 роки тому +10933

    that nervous chuckle she does everytime she tells a joke like shes not sure if its funny or not

    • @numpty94
      @numpty94 2 роки тому +943

      When an introvert tries to roast someone

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +4

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @kevinlai9720
      @kevinlai9720 2 роки тому +307

      Well, someone's gotta laugh at her jokes

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 роки тому

      OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐵🐵🐵🐵 PREEETUVVYHJKNJKJ

    • @redmoonrise6507
      @redmoonrise6507 2 роки тому +359

      at 12:36 people in the chat are using tomato emojis LMAO

  • @Tpelz
    @Tpelz 2 роки тому +5056

    The person that screams after every joke is probably the funniest thing about this video

    • @iheartsunshine
      @iheartsunshine 2 роки тому +322

      ikr, shit had me dying the first few screams

    • @olliedee
      @olliedee 2 роки тому +175

      I think you're playing a bit fast and loose with the term 'joke'

    • @von3363
      @von3363 2 роки тому +274

      "9/11!"
      "WOOOOO"

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 2 роки тому +125

      They're doing the lord's work, the undeserved elation helps balance out my urge for death

    • @redrob6026
      @redrob6026 2 роки тому +82

      Imagine how much they're loving life if they laugh at this

  • @mentallyillfinger
    @mentallyillfinger 2 роки тому +4171

    I love when Def has nothing to say he immediately starts sexualizing the other person on stage and calls it comedy.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 2 роки тому +372

      That’s why this roast show is garbage, they only go for looks or sexual remarks since they don’t know the other person and can’t form a good roast.

    • @GrandRizzard
      @GrandRizzard 2 роки тому +283

      @@drderelict yeah but they arent clever so its creepy

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 2 роки тому +4

      @@GrandRizzard I can see you

    • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
      @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 2 роки тому +92

      @@drderelict Yeah, but the difference is, those rappers don't pause for 10 seconds to think, and their roasts rhyme. The roasts themselves are mostly secondary, the winner is ultimately decided on by delivery; and christ was the delivery in this fucking awful, constant pauses and stops and everything is poorly said.

    • @al8951
      @al8951 2 роки тому +5

      @@drderelict wtf

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 Рік тому +906

    this set makes The Room look like an oscar winner masterpiece

    • @justin_sanchez_
      @justin_sanchez_ Рік тому +47

      The Room is a masterpiece

    • @DrVanNostrand01
      @DrVanNostrand01 Рік тому +22

      You're tearing me apart LISA

    • @sweetnumb
      @sweetnumb Рік тому +9

      ... what? The Room didn't actually win several Oscars?!

    • @03kurri80
      @03kurri80 Рік тому +7

      Tommy Wiseau is coming out with another movie soon

  • @desykee3088
    @desykee3088 2 роки тому +4401

    This feels like when you and your 2 cousins set up a “talent show” for everyone on thanksgiving, go into a room in the back for an hour preparing for your big moment, and hold your family hostage while they eat, forcing them to watch you sing a karaoke version of a song you only know the chorus to and mumble the rest of the verses while dancing off beat and “strumming” a rock band controller guitar.

    • @madsxaeaii9373
      @madsxaeaii9373 2 роки тому +668

      That was very specific. Is there anything you need to get off your chest?

    • @desykee3088
      @desykee3088 2 роки тому +128

      @@madsxaeaii9373 🤣🤣

    • @TecTitan
      @TecTitan 2 роки тому +2

      @@desykee3088
      these poor bastards recorded and publicized it live tho

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 2 роки тому +225

      So...did this happen to you, or did you perform this oblivious torture on your family? Regardless, my condolences lol

    • @TGolden509
      @TGolden509 2 роки тому +145

      Why did this unlock some old cringe memories of me as a child 😭😂😂

  • @ailuromantic
    @ailuromantic 2 роки тому +1068

    that girl sounds like shes having a panic attack the entire time shes breathing so damn hard like shes about to start bawling. it hurts to hear

    • @jasonmaurella2
      @jasonmaurella2 2 роки тому +19

      No comments just 344 people agreeing with you gotta love it

    • @violetwade6528
      @violetwade6528 2 роки тому +2

      @@jasonmaurella2 yes.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 8 місяців тому +6

      Curled up in the foetal position on the floor after accidentally Superman double-punching herself in the nuts, uncontrollably liquid projectile shitting herself, spinning around like a catherine wheel, rapidly melting and rendering down into a steaming black noxious liquid giving off a high-pitched sibilant hiss that sounds like God's temper boiling over, which eventually leaves a blacker-than-black burned stain on the floor that reads *_THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE_* in Ancient Babylonian Pokemon Cunieform.

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 місяців тому

      @@horaceosirian8993Amazing comment.
      Restored my faith in humanity.

    • @SlickGames2-gd5jw
      @SlickGames2-gd5jw 3 місяці тому

      homestuck pfp

  • @TheGreatChrisB
    @TheGreatChrisB 2 роки тому +4566

    I feel so bad for that girl. She will think about this event every single night right as she falls asleep for the rest of her life.

    • @Caetlind97
      @Caetlind97 2 роки тому

      As she should

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 2 роки тому +414

      Charlie censored the part at the very end when the girl shouts a no-context slur into the mic. He accidentally played it on stream lol.

    • @peacefrog9306
      @peacefrog9306 2 роки тому +17

      @@fishie3799 what slur?? lmfao

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 2 роки тому +488

      @@peacefrog9306 The guy says "you're gonna get me banned on Twitch" or something to that effect, and she just screams "F**GOT!" into the mic, unprompted lol. Charlie immediately had to close the video down on stream and say he didn't know she yelled a slur. Oops.

    • @TheGreatChrisB
      @TheGreatChrisB 2 роки тому

      @@fishie3799 oh, so maybe she's a degenerate like the dude hosting it, whatever his name was

  • @conndor2753
    @conndor2753 Рік тому +136

    Girl sounded like she
    A. was held at gunpoint (or her family/loved ones were)
    B. didn't want to be here, but was told to socialize despite her near crippling anxiety
    C. Both.

  • @shannon7646
    @shannon7646 2 роки тому +5399

    This literally is like an episode of The Office where Michael would host a comedy roast without knowing wtf a roast actually is jesus christ

    • @samtheman123
      @samtheman123 2 роки тому +129

      Well, that does happen in the show

    • @CalibDelacruz
      @CalibDelacruz 2 роки тому +81

      @@samtheman123 I think they just worded it weird.

    • @toriooo
      @toriooo 2 роки тому +12

      oh my god yes

    • @elliesmith8139
      @elliesmith8139 2 роки тому +19

      I bet thats what he was going for!! I mean that's the only thing that makes sense, I refuse to believe any human being is this unaware, cringey & embarrassing!!...I just can't believe it..i just cant!!

    • @Reioa
      @Reioa 2 роки тому +21

      *Stress Relief Pt. 2 has Entered the Chat*

  • @keiranw9257
    @keiranw9257 2 роки тому +3048

    props to the person screaming after every joke the hero we didn't want but needed

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Weavaloid
      @Weavaloid 2 роки тому +343

      @@ItzMalick spamming your message in the comments is more cringe than this First Super Roast Battles video.

    • @goldenfurniture123
      @goldenfurniture123 2 роки тому +1

      lol!

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 2 роки тому

      @@Weavaloid I’m saying like dude honestly needs to STFU! I’m bout to start spamming they ass!

    • @mikehazen2745
      @mikehazen2745 2 роки тому +19

      False… this performance is several levels of cringe higher than this cringey content creator

  • @hollbeckghyll817
    @hollbeckghyll817 2 роки тому +2724

    "He went to comedy school" was a better joke itself than anything at that "roast".

  • @CandiceDaniellee
    @CandiceDaniellee Рік тому +937

    This really could not have gone worse

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Рік тому +21

      Well it could people could have died

    • @l.pricetag.5207
      @l.pricetag.5207 Рік тому +95

      @@XJokermanX that would have improved it.

    • @jrmartinez6748
      @jrmartinez6748 Рік тому +48

      @@XJokermanX im sure they wanted to die

    • @goofyrat2938
      @goofyrat2938 Рік тому +19

      These replies are killing me 💀

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Рік тому +1

      @@dc-ws9zl what?!??!!

  • @OnePieceRooster
    @OnePieceRooster 2 роки тому +1715

    I don't think that poor girl will ever recover from this. I lose sleep at night thinking about dumb things I've said in front of just a handful of people as a kid, couldn't imagine an immortalized video on the internet in front of hundreds of thousands, probably millions.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech 2 роки тому +123

      Same,,,,,, I felt like she was about to break down the whole time 😭😭😩

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 2 роки тому +31

      @@mightymeatymech same, it was painful to watch

    • @why7189
      @why7189 2 роки тому +137

      I dont think any of them prepared beforehand. Most celeb roasts are written ahead of time, only some people are able to come up with good spontaneous roasts. I dont think any of them even prepped beforehand 😭

    • @alexx7509
      @alexx7509 2 роки тому +26

      Just to have a stranger on the internet hyper analyze the situation 🤣🤣

    • @garlicyum
      @garlicyum 2 роки тому +1

      she looked like pryor next to limp noodle

  • @theggamer538
    @theggamer538 2 роки тому +3756

    Charlie: "I saw how horrible it was, and I had to share it with you"
    I like your sadism Charlie

  • @PrestonFrankel
    @PrestonFrankel 2 роки тому +1787

    Easy ways this could've been rescued:
    - Drinks provided
    - Hosted at a bar (with the cooperation of the bar)
    - Anyone allowed to come up
    - Time limit set for each person
    - Queue of people so they have material ready
    And a ton more yet none of them seemed to occur to Def Noodles

    • @evanneff7776
      @evanneff7776 2 роки тому

      So just Kill Tony, then? haha

    • @alexjae1901
      @alexjae1901 2 роки тому +79

      Me and my man go to a bar that sets it up like this and it’s just amazing
      If it’s awkward it won’t last long
      And always helps to be drinking to some jokes :,D

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @PrestonFrankel
      @PrestonFrankel 2 роки тому +31

      @@alexjae1901 Exactly, seems like a fun thing to do with a friends

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos 2 роки тому +4

      I think the alcohol was the problem

  • @delee8407
    @delee8407 2 роки тому +624

    I will say the dude made me laugh with the " .. you have a vest on in the summer time..."

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 2 роки тому +4778

    “You’re like my cousin, if he were a girl.” “You wanna make out?” “So you’re a lesbian by choice?” “I’m not white.”
    👏👏👏

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +5

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @meowrosie4886
      @meowrosie4886 2 роки тому +103

      😭😭

    • @olivedzuni5051
      @olivedzuni5051 2 роки тому +300

      really advanced humor there

    • @Web720
      @Web720 2 роки тому +125

      Reminds me of that old Penguinz0 rap video, where the dude calls him gay and say "as a matter of fact" a lot and the other dude kept saying "I don't even know" a lot.

    • @nadinerusso0808
      @nadinerusso0808 2 роки тому +49

      thankfully all the middle aged women who have been enjoying his thirst traps now have the opportunity to simulate exactly what it would be like to go on a date with dennis.

  • @ShintoArt
    @ShintoArt 2 роки тому +7209

    Charlie truly is a connoisseur of cringe, he's like an archeologist digging' up lost relics.

    • @SheepyIsSleepy
      @SheepyIsSleepy 2 роки тому +93

      "lost relics" he's watching a stream from like a day ago

    • @Eilhea
      @Eilhea 2 роки тому +4

      @@Aneliuse I'm struggling as well 😖

    • @fiabands
      @fiabands 2 роки тому +16

      He literally said this was trending on twitter

    • @ironsam2381
      @ironsam2381 2 роки тому +29

      this relic shouldve stayed lost.

    • @RandomUser8P
      @RandomUser8P 2 роки тому +13

      Less like discovering a long lost relic, more like coming across an absolute gem that happened to be freshly developed

  • @msg3134
    @msg3134 2 роки тому +763

    I cant believe I'm afraid of being judged for my actions when there's people that do shit like this and aren't even phased lmfao.

    • @BuckScrotumn
      @BuckScrotumn 2 роки тому +42

      Right??? Like I would die to have that superpower.

    • @Noneofyourbusiness57817
      @Noneofyourbusiness57817 2 роки тому

      I wouldn’t say he isn’t phased. He’s in the middle of a mental breakdown right now

    • @skycastoasis2445
      @skycastoasis2445 Рік тому +11

      Seriously how do these people not care

    • @Shannon-vv6rr
      @Shannon-vv6rr 11 місяців тому +3

      Literally shamelessness is something of a superpower idk how they can do it I'd die 😂

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 11 місяців тому +4

      Luckily on the internet I can tell you it's "fazed' and you don't have to be embarrassed!

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Рік тому +472

    Props to that one chick in the audience who is the only person having a good time

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque Рік тому +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick.

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Рік тому +33

      Drugs.

    • @ashdog9235
      @ashdog9235 Рік тому +9

      @@MultiChrisjb damn, was going to say the same

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 8 місяців тому +3

      Not the brightest bulb

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +5

      Her scream was the funniest thing there

  • @Zer0san
    @Zer0san 2 роки тому +1589

    They can finally stop using waterboarding as a torture technique. It's clearly not as effective as showing them this full "Roast Battle."

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 2 роки тому +40

      Super effective on people with social anxiety. I'm getting such a concentrated dose of second-hand embarrassment that I paused 3.5 mins in to take a break in the comment section lmao. The future of torture is now.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 роки тому +8

      @@soracat6255 even ppl without social anxiety, its just as horrible. But as someone with it yeah I couldnt stand it

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 2 роки тому +5

      This genuinely made me laugh more than anything in the actual show. Only seen the highlights of it here but I can't imagine it got much better.

    • @kevtlee08
      @kevtlee08 2 роки тому +8

      Showing them this would be considered inhumane

  • @ivanl.8054
    @ivanl.8054 2 роки тому +3699

    This was painful. Not even Charlie could make me tolerate it. If there's a part 2 my heart goes out to the chat that Charlie sits down and forces to watch. Godspeed Twitch chat.

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 роки тому +7

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @gloomsi
      @gloomsi 2 роки тому +24

      same, i literally cant watch it LMAO

    • @ddemonetized3689
      @ddemonetized3689 2 роки тому +1

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine Mingala hungan shmikila shmak? DELA BE HUNGU BUNGU!!!

    • @ragey_8000
      @ragey_8000 2 роки тому +49

      I was there for this stream, chat (including myself) were in pure agony and shrieking for the world to end. It felt like my soul was a slug getting salt poured on it. I can't imagine surviving a part 2

    • @flexinthesehoes2155
      @flexinthesehoes2155 2 роки тому +7

      Almost as cringey as the rap battles he watched years ago lol

  • @freakyykid101
    @freakyykid101 2 роки тому +1507

    I’m sorry Charlie, I couldn’t get through this with you.

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 2 роки тому +58

      We have failed 😞

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 2 роки тому +60

      @true gaymer your memory

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian 2 роки тому +29

      i couldn't either, had to stop halfway and come back to finish it off

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 2 роки тому +7

      I just got to the halfway point after splitting it through the last few days.
      It hurts

    • @kraaiwaker8312
      @kraaiwaker8312 2 роки тому +4

      5 minutes in, it isn't even painful for me but more just genuinely uncomfortable and un-enjoyable if that's even a word lol

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 11 місяців тому +68

    The girl…honestly did amazing for how terrible a situation this was for her, like she wasn’t super funny but for being stuck on the spot for cringe history, she held her own

  • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
    @user-sf9gs2pg1b 2 роки тому +2729

    This would be fun if it weren’t filmed, everyone is just drunk, and it could be vaguely remembered as a fun event to everyone who attended.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 2 роки тому +1

      i mean its still funn

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 2 роки тому

      Being drunk is not enough they need to be high on meth, crack, cocaine

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 2 роки тому +91

      Only for those who blacked out

    • @holdmacat9932
      @holdmacat9932 2 роки тому +12

      Wasn't filmed*
      Were = more then one (we, they, them, you)
      Was = one person (me, you, he, she, it)
      IT wasn't filmed

    • @sati
      @sati 2 роки тому +65

      @@holdmacat9932 🤓

  • @California_Doge
    @California_Doge 2 роки тому +3357

    If his goal was to produce cringe, then he would be a genius.

    • @nova_steric1749
      @nova_steric1749 2 роки тому +12

      I agree

    • @imonke5303
      @imonke5303 2 роки тому +27

      Cringe sells.... but who's buying??

    • @michaelrogers7386
      @michaelrogers7386 2 роки тому +43

      This felt like food poisoning.

    • @nova_steric1749
      @nova_steric1749 2 роки тому +7

      @@imonke5303 companies buy ads. The only reason why clout is valuable.

    • @filthyrobby3215
      @filthyrobby3215 2 роки тому +8

      He is literally the Jeff Bezos of cringe production

  • @professionalamateur417
    @professionalamateur417 2 роки тому +12009

    Charlie is the only guy that can turn something horrifying into something actually entertaining.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +16

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @bushyness9745
      @bushyness9745 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @Billybobrecovered
      @Billybobrecovered 2 роки тому +7

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok?

    • @emil8025
      @emil8025 2 роки тому +1

      Couldnt say this better

    • @bushyness9745
      @bushyness9745 2 роки тому +46

      @@I_quit_trolling_now bro you really posted like 700 comments saying that and have like 2 subs

  • @luzicarious
    @luzicarious 2 роки тому +204

    I'm actually jealous of the people who attended this beautiful mess

  • @Tvd97
    @Tvd97 2 роки тому +1209

    Insult comedy is honestly an art, and the one thing this did is make me respect those that are good at it, because good lord was this bad.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 2 роки тому +37

      @@I_quit_trolling_now iM bEtTeR tHaN pEnGuInZeR0 rOfLcOpTeR

    • @dr.funkenstein9790
      @dr.funkenstein9790 2 роки тому +9

      Don Rickles was the king of roasting people. Even people he didn’t know

    • @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440
      @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440 2 роки тому +2

      Y’all gotta watch battle rap

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 2 роки тому +1

      It was bad, but it wasn't THAT bad. Some parts were cringe but the constant pausing was too much

  • @CaptainJacksIsland
    @CaptainJacksIsland 2 роки тому +619

    I like how they went through the trouble of getting a room with a tall ceiling, having professional lightning and a nice brick backdrop just to render it all pointless with a zoomed out cam.

  • @mikayla1292
    @mikayla1292 Рік тому +135

    the way they’re just silently standing there is painful

  • @deborahpriestley4739
    @deborahpriestley4739 2 роки тому +1505

    I've heard some people speculate that Def Noodles might have a humiliation fetish but that might be giving him too much credit for bombing this hard

    • @polybius3821
      @polybius3821 2 роки тому +47

      Oh, my god

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 2 роки тому +49

      Still funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому +2

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn 2 роки тому +56

      And the fact he was just agreeing with all the things the girl said lmao, hes supposed to roast her, but he was just like "yeah u rite, wanna make out?"

    • @305backup
      @305backup 2 роки тому

      @@smartyjonez5470 shes so funny, every time amy shumer talks about her vagina i seriously lose my shit

  • @patricksweeney6354
    @patricksweeney6354 2 роки тому +905

    Def;
    "we are closing the show"
    Girl for no reason;
    "NINE ELEVEN!"
    the best terrible moment in the set saved for last.

    • @LucasTheF
      @LucasTheF 2 роки тому +113

      (crowd cheers)

    • @ДатКоолГуи
      @ДатКоолГуи 2 роки тому +47

      Oh God that was just amazing

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 роки тому

      her & that blaccent need the leave to planet. So cringe

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad 2 роки тому +29

      Thats just like rotten cherry on top 👌

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill Рік тому +3

      "ME SOLOMON GRUNDY kind of...drop the ball on that one..."

  • @ubernet5345
    @ubernet5345 2 роки тому +2480

    This feels like the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dee tries to teach a comedy class in a run-down office.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 2 роки тому +46

      Yesh this is literally the Dee gets popular episode

    • @Paulblartlover
      @Paulblartlover 2 роки тому

      Damn man you're a bot magnet

    • @yoshatabi
      @yoshatabi 2 роки тому

      fuck these bots man

    • @Someone6580
      @Someone6580 2 роки тому +1

      @ٴ no you didn’t you look like a discord mod go talk to your underage kittens

  • @ericlane3256
    @ericlane3256 Рік тому +79

    11:00 Charlie’s immediate disappointment after cheering him on is 10x funnier than anything said in that Def Noodles video

  • @MeowMeow-on2lj
    @MeowMeow-on2lj 2 роки тому +850

    Charlie warning us for 3+ minutes and actually waiting to hear just how awful this was was in fact the most nerve wracking thing I've done today

    • @Jraw239
      @Jraw239 2 роки тому +7

      My heart is pounding omg

    • @subtleknife1
      @subtleknife1 2 роки тому +8

      I’m actually proud of myself for making it through the whole video

    • @magicloaf8378
      @magicloaf8378 2 роки тому +6

      @@subtleknife1 Same. I was LITERALLY taking a breather every time he paused the video

    • @_EatShit_
      @_EatShit_ Рік тому

      This roast battle is almost as cringe as anime weeb incels

    • @Add_me_in_Osrs
      @Add_me_in_Osrs Рік тому

      He only paused it every 3 seconds 💀💀💀💀

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick 2 роки тому +847

    I love how when the one girl says “You look like you woke up in a dumpster” someone in the audience shrieked. Probably because the jokes were so bad they were were actually dying.

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn Рік тому +60

    I normally cringe very easily at public stunts like this, but honestly this just sounds like my two younger siblings arguing, just throwing nothing burgers at each other trying to make the other one cry.

    • @drayott-jr
      @drayott-jr Рік тому

      Nigga which one of yo siblings threatening to make out with eachother 😭😭😭

  • @LoveTaps63
    @LoveTaps63 2 роки тому +475

    "You look like my cousin if he was a girl"
    **moments later**
    "Wanna make out?"

  • @alexspeakman761
    @alexspeakman761 2 роки тому +923

    This girl sounds like she's about to break into tears at any moment.

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 2 роки тому +35

      Nah you have her wrong, she's the real champ

    • @lukejax1407
      @lukejax1407 2 роки тому +23

      She was actually just having way to much fun imo hahah. She didn't really know what was going on. She didn't even know she won hahah. Surprisingly she is an actual comic who works in the area

    • @wompppwompwomppp
      @wompppwompwomppp 2 роки тому +11

      @@lukejax1407 she's a comic??????????

    • @masrr3678
      @masrr3678 2 роки тому

      @@lukejax1407 she was garbage

    • @mentallyhealthy3241
      @mentallyhealthy3241 2 роки тому

      😭

  • @tux75
    @tux75 2 роки тому +1847

    I didn’t even pay for this and I STILL feel like I got scammed

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 2 роки тому +7

      @Muscleman8562 keep eating more and show it to us so you can get more views

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 роки тому

      That sounds like the exact polar opposite of the Bourne movie theme song.

    • @SirRandomKnight
      @SirRandomKnight 2 роки тому

      Hey the people who went got time on there life scammed I could be shitting on the toilet and it'd be more productive and enjoyable then the show

    • @nicholdyer570
      @nicholdyer570 2 роки тому +33

      this reply section is loaded with bots

    • @aptspikeybird1005
      @aptspikeybird1005 2 роки тому +15

      @ahhhcool This bot was just too far

  • @magnusblitz2311
    @magnusblitz2311 Рік тому +157

    “You wanna make out?”
    “No”
    “I knew it”
    Evidently, this man is on a different astral plane that we, lowly mortals, cannot comprehend. He is truly the connoisseur of comedy.

  • @ThomasSantosCanal1
    @ThomasSantosCanal1 2 роки тому +627

    Shout-out yo whoever was screaming in every joke, it actually helped make the experience more bearable lmfao

    • @dangerzone3521
      @dangerzone3521 2 роки тому +93

      "you're shirt is ugly"
      "woooooooo"

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola 2 роки тому +21

      That's actually just human bender, it's just air escaping from his fat folds making that sound...

    • @elizabethtrudgill3567
      @elizabethtrudgill3567 2 роки тому +22

      I think that person was constantly being dragged back to their seat kicking and screaming.

    • @xnng
      @xnng 2 роки тому +5

      @@elizabethtrudgill3567 this made me laugh more than any of the “roasts” lol

    • @elizabethtrudgill3567
      @elizabethtrudgill3567 2 роки тому +2

      @@xnng Happy to help.

  • @IftiAlam1999
    @IftiAlam1999 2 роки тому +3908

    The level of endurance Charlie has while watching these horrible content is just crazy. I legit skipped parts of the video just cuz I couldn't listen to any of them. It's terrible.

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 2 роки тому +136

      ""these horrible stuffs"" ☝️🤓

    • @Eclipse_NT
      @Eclipse_NT 2 роки тому +26

      @@hugocanuto6981 maybe english isn't their first language, ever think about that?

    • @satanicshut-in9618
      @satanicshut-in9618 2 роки тому +81

      @@Eclipse_NT I think they were mocking the person above em dude 😔👌

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 2 роки тому +13

      @@satanicshut-in9618 Yes

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 2 роки тому

      Must be one sheltered life you live if this is the worst thing you've seen.

  • @cros2069
    @cros2069 2 роки тому +1391

    I've never laughed harder before.
    "You're like my cousin... if he was a girl".
    What was that supposed to mean? I'm actually in tears

  • @noamont9936
    @noamont9936 Рік тому +37

    i know the breath of fresh air when they left that building was fucking incredible

  • @AndreAlessiCastro
    @AndreAlessiCastro 2 роки тому +648

    This feels like watching an Oblivion NPC trying to land a joke

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now 2 роки тому

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @QueenieKoopa
      @QueenieKoopa 2 роки тому +7

      Npc's got better jokes tho

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 місяців тому

      STOP CRIMINAL.

  • @catkilled
    @catkilled 2 роки тому +925

    I was just feeling super embarrassed about getting yelled at at work earlier, and now watching this I realize I can’t hold a candle to the pure humiliation of this whole event

    • @TakiMomoify
      @TakiMomoify 2 роки тому +76

      I'm sorry you got yelled at, that fuckin sucks :(

    • @masond7573
      @masond7573 2 роки тому +34

      That sucks, sorry to hear. Stupid boss or a customer?

    • @catkilled
      @catkilled 2 роки тому +70

      @@masond7573 stupid boss. No worries tho, im quitting soon

    • @catkilled
      @catkilled 2 роки тому +23

      @@TakiMomoify it does, also thank you

    • @masond7573
      @masond7573 2 роки тому +37

      @@catkilled thats unfortunate, but you'll be happier somewhere else. Don't settle until you're happy

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened 2 роки тому +674

    Def noodles: "you remind me of my cousin is he was a girl"
    Def noodles 5 seconds later: *...so you wanna makeout?*

  • @Rigbyyyy
    @Rigbyyyy Рік тому +17

    "Aggressive conversations at the lunch table." Hit it right on the nail.

  • @DWN037
    @DWN037 2 роки тому +778

    That woman comitted the cardinal sin, saying "uhhh" while trying to roast someone
    if you do that at any point, you've immediately lost

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta 2 роки тому +29

      What about that legendary video where that was the whole joke

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 2 роки тому +14

      @@LegiamasC-OnTwittaNormally I would argue but there's no way to refute boom
      bam
      bop
      bada
      bop
      boop
      POW

    • @ikilledkennyubastard7053
      @ikilledkennyubastard7053 2 роки тому +7

      She actually won though lol

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 2 роки тому +7

      I'd be like "Ra-ra-ra-ra-roast, turn to toast."

    • @-.__328
      @-.__328 2 роки тому +3

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok I won't then

  • @gruenenator
    @gruenenator 2 роки тому +1131

    As terrible as her roasts were, I gotta give credit to the girl, "Emo Shaggy" is pretty on point.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 2 роки тому +91

      Emo shaggy definitely made me laugh, nailed that one

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 2 роки тому

      It’s actually pretty accurate, he’s mentally losing it and is high off his mind.

    • @andresortega8775
      @andresortega8775 2 роки тому +1

      Oh no u were in the crowd

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann 2 роки тому +44

      Emo shaggy was the only one that made me puff air out my nose

    • @HappyDayZ0
      @HappyDayZ0 2 роки тому

      @@andresortega8775 it was being streamed I doubt it

  • @ericcam5556
    @ericcam5556 2 роки тому +247

    "this is not a roast, its an aggressive conversation at the lunch table". couldn't be more accurate

  • @ShanaNVallejo
    @ShanaNVallejo 10 місяців тому +25

    The level of secondhand embarrassment that this caused me has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

  • @bigblacksal367
    @bigblacksal367 2 роки тому +792

    God, this is fucking horrific.
    I almost cried from secondhand embarrassment.
    The way she says 9/11 at the end totally unprovoked absolutely kills me. Jesus Christ.

    • @doodlebob8287
      @doodlebob8287 2 роки тому +106

      WHY DID SHE KEEP SAYING IT OVER AND OVER WITH NO CONTEXT

    • @treyingram
      @treyingram 2 роки тому +34

      when did she say 9/11 IM DEAD

    • @Adam-xyz
      @Adam-xyz 2 роки тому +33

      Def: you guys- girl: 9/11!!!!

    • @Kiahsoahsnjs
      @Kiahsoahsnjs 2 роки тому +58

      Her screaming and blaccent is like the cherry on top

    • @ДатКоолГуи
      @ДатКоолГуи 2 роки тому +8

      @@Kiahsoahsnjs yeah their energies kinda match lmao

  • @logancoleperez
    @logancoleperez 2 роки тому +598

    god this took physical years off my life, literally every moment of it, the awkward exhaling into the microphone made me wish i had not left the primordial soup

    • @cinder1667
      @cinder1667 2 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @hah-no.
      @hah-no. 2 роки тому +29

      Your pfp says it all 😭

    • @belladonna442
      @belladonna442 2 роки тому +14

      what u said makes sense, im probably gonna die sooner now and honestly it wasnt worth kt

    • @worldchamp1999
      @worldchamp1999 2 роки тому +5

      i went bald in the 1st half. whats next

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Рік тому

      yah me too...i think i'll watch THE ROOM cuz tommy wiseau would be a big improvement at this point

  • @mustachionut102
    @mustachionut102 2 роки тому +492

    He isn’t even fighting he’s just agreeing
    “You’ve got grey hair” “I know cause I’m old”

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 2 роки тому +31

      That’s cause it’s way easier than trying to come back with... well, something that is an actual come back

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Рік тому

      @@sarads7877 you mean something like, "MY PUSSY, 9/11, AMIRIGHT!!?".

    • @peepo2560
      @peepo2560 Рік тому +1

      "you have grey hair" "yeah, can't argue with that"

  • @RavenRose1987
    @RavenRose1987 Рік тому +39

    You can really taste how insufferable it is when Charlie cringes so hard it sounds like he's about to cry

  • @brandonr593
    @brandonr593 2 роки тому +79

    That lady screaming “WOOOO” after every line is living life differently man.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @membola
    @membola 2 роки тому +355

    I wonder if sociopaths can feel awkward and cringe at something like this, or do you need a sense of empathy

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 2 роки тому +26

      You have to feel empathy because you would feel bad for people when you are cringing.

    • @Smoothalcoholic
      @Smoothalcoholic 2 роки тому +20

      I feel nothing

    • @smackpopcrackysmak8337
      @smackpopcrackysmak8337 2 роки тому +67

      @@Smoothalcoholic that’s deep 🖤 😈😈😈😈

    • @mushrooni
      @mushrooni 2 роки тому +22

      @@smackpopcrackysmak8337 🥀⛓️🖤🖤

    • @shannond5350
      @shannond5350 Рік тому +1

      They’re all sociopaths then

  • @darkwebgirl
    @darkwebgirl 2 роки тому +768

    It's clear that he has outrageous amounts of stage fright. He can't even make himself say a joke he's so scared. That's why we hear him admit he's bombing out loud, his head was a paranoia salad thinking about how badly this was gonna go over online. Anybody who's ever performed anything knows, you just keep going. You just do something. You say anything. He could not make himself. He was about to shit his fucking pants.

  • @MM-pq1uu
    @MM-pq1uu 2 роки тому +102

    “You’re like my cousin
    If he were a girl”
    Astronomical epiphany, Def Noodles.

  • @definitelyajaegerist861
    @definitelyajaegerist861 2 роки тому +868

    I’m so glad Charlie does commentary during these videos because I genuinely don’t think I’d be able to get through these without his fucking amazing dry humor

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 роки тому

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @insertsomethingfuni2617
      @insertsomethingfuni2617 2 роки тому +3

      My fucking god these bots

    • @knuteknoll6747
      @knuteknoll6747 2 роки тому +1

      UA-cam seems to think this is fine. I dont understand why yall got a problem w it :)

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому +1

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @definitelyajaegerist861
      @definitelyajaegerist861 2 роки тому

      It’s actually not that bad tbh

  • @madamek8656
    @madamek8656 2 роки тому +941

    I appreciated “emo shaggy.” That was probably the best joke of the event, though that’s not saying much.

    • @MarkkwitdaB
      @MarkkwitdaB 2 роки тому +36

      nah she really got him with that one😹

    • @Paprikacha
      @Paprikacha Рік тому +8

      That bar is embedded in the ground 😂

  • @TheGenoYoshi
    @TheGenoYoshi 2 роки тому +1004

    This was super embarassing but the dude in the first set who had all those fat jokes made about him was actually pretty good at countering them with decently funny comebacks

    • @oumakoki
      @oumakoki 2 роки тому +132

      True he slayed

    • @brody_1032
      @brody_1032 2 роки тому +44

      @@oumakoki ate an left no crumbs

    • @bingbong2531
      @bingbong2531 2 роки тому +3

      @@brody_1032 based album pfp

    • @brodysla
      @brodysla 2 роки тому +92

      "you're wearing a vest in the summertime" lmfao

    • @canevas1017
      @canevas1017 2 роки тому +2

      I don't agree it was bad

  • @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc
    @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc Рік тому +10

    The lady screaming was literally funnier than the entire “stand up” set

  • @pimpmasterkirbo4383
    @pimpmasterkirbo4383 2 роки тому +389

    “You’re like my cousin if her were a girl” iconic joke, this one’s going down in history

    • @Marco-qy3rw
      @Marco-qy3rw 2 роки тому

      Would have been better if he said if she was a man

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 роки тому +5

      @@I_quit_trolling_now I've reported every one of your comments

    • @dude6658
      @dude6658 2 роки тому +4

      You know,George Carlin has been quite silent recently 😶

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 2 роки тому +1

      it might even be better than “Hold on, ain’t you Nathaniel B?”

    • @michaelsnyman2800
      @michaelsnyman2800 2 роки тому

      @@ghagzor you know that won’t change anything

  • @jahfrenelkins2978
    @jahfrenelkins2978 2 роки тому +252

    I like how she goes "yeah but you white" while also being as reflective as a mirror and blinding everyone around her

    • @robertjuh
      @robertjuh 2 роки тому +24

      that would've been a pretty great comeback acutally

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @mrpitman2428
      @mrpitman2428 2 роки тому

      "yeah? well you black"

    • @funfairordnance
      @funfairordnance 2 роки тому +5

      @@ItzMalick I don’t think this will grow your platform, dude. May I suggest you try some discord servers made for advertising?

  • @nobodynowhere8061
    @nobodynowhere8061 2 роки тому +237

    “you wanna make out?”
    “no.”
    “i knew it, that’s why i asked”
    the sheer amount of pure cringe made me feel like peeling my face off 😩

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 7 місяців тому +1

      Can confirm. I am this guy's face.
      I ran away and started a new life.

  • @Axestil
    @Axestil Рік тому +14

    “9/11” WOOOOOOOOO💀

  • @frankjournal340
    @frankjournal340 2 роки тому +75

    When she says “no” at 12:50 it sounds like she broke character just to reject him

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yoo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @3j33
      @3j33 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick gave you a sub my g

    • @Garm_Hound
      @Garm_Hound Рік тому +3

      She sounded afraid.

    • @formeridiot8641
      @formeridiot8641 Рік тому

      Asked to make out after comparing her to his cousin😭

  • @TingTinga
    @TingTinga 2 роки тому +1456

    Jesus... I mean... Jesus... That poor girl, you can hear the bottomless anxiety she's going through. She definitely deserved to "win" at the end with what she had to go through.

  • @FallingOutTheSky
    @FallingOutTheSky 2 роки тому +454

    I love how you can say “it’s like that one SpongeBob episode” about literally any situation 💀

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @yungstizzle.
      @yungstizzle. 2 роки тому +23

      @@ItzMalick bro stop just stop. Find a different way

    • @user-ct3si6nl3c
      @user-ct3si6nl3c 2 роки тому

      What about the h" ldomor?

    • @kai6952
      @kai6952 2 роки тому

      @@yungstizzle. shush

    • @jilliansmaniotto2326
      @jilliansmaniotto2326 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick STOP

  • @Stogeyslapper
    @Stogeyslapper 8 місяців тому +9

    Calling half of them fat when it’s like 8 people in the room is wild

  • @deecenoix4240
    @deecenoix4240 2 роки тому +218

    Her just half panting half laughing after everything she said made it so much worse 💀

  • @thetarantula0522
    @thetarantula0522 2 роки тому +495

    My favorite moment is when he says “I’m not white” and just stops there and stands there, menacingly.
    She can’t comprehend the situation, the atmosphere becomes tense, this man, this creature has stated “I’m not white”. The horror in her eyes is palpable, she’s facing against a Lovecraftian being, cosmic horrors beyond imagination.
    She wonders for a couple seconds and stutters to respond “y-yea you are”…

    • @kuiperbelt2488
      @kuiperbelt2488 2 роки тому +19

      An eldritch God amongst mortals

    • @loisthehedgehog7658
      @loisthehedgehog7658 2 роки тому +4

      Great comment

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 2 роки тому +47

      And here i am, stuck wondering for the rest of eternity--
      --"is he white?"

    • @maisie9705
      @maisie9705 2 роки тому +11

      Read this before I saw it but honestly it was so much worse than the comment

    • @justabloke7222
      @justabloke7222 2 роки тому

      He’s Brazilian

  • @RETIREDAMATUER
    @RETIREDAMATUER 2 роки тому +349

    The salt shaker joke from SpongeBob is classic, don’t ever compare something so putrid and foul to such a great well thought out joke

    • @PeterParkerFr
      @PeterParkerFr 2 роки тому +22

      @@Raya-ir4tm salt in the wound there pal?

    • @some_girl_33
      @some_girl_33 2 роки тому +5

      Why So Salty?

    • @arisufizu5698
      @arisufizu5698 2 роки тому

      Well played

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Joe_Yacketori
      @Joe_Yacketori 2 роки тому

      Yeah it's actually a good joke. "You fill them up every night, and where does it all go?" If you've ever worked at fast food, you get it.

  • @romaverick
    @romaverick Рік тому +57

    He could have said "what's with the holes around you knees? had a job interview before this?".
    And when he said "you remind me of my cousin" she should have cut him off and said "is that why you're tryna f*&k me?". 2 minutes later he actually said "wanna make out?".
    I mean my jokes aren't that good but it's way better than what they came up with, could be them being nervous I don't know. Well done for trying.

    • @Cathiina
      @Cathiina 8 місяців тому +4

      Hahahaha. Associating hole in pants by knee with jobinterview is hilarious. Gonna use it on my parents, they’ll love it :) Thanks!

  • @TheMinorsRap
    @TheMinorsRap 2 роки тому +1709

    The fact he is 37 and still after that many years of trying to do comedy, is still worse than most people you just pick off the street at random, is amazing
    It's like he picked the absolute worst thing he is at in life and made that his whole thing

    • @banrap9369
      @banrap9369 2 роки тому +3

      typical male

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 2 роки тому +96

      He is male Amy Schumer.

    • @vain.a
      @vain.a 2 роки тому +6

      This is identical to Unkle Adams, search him up

    • @whateveryouwantmetobe1861
      @whateveryouwantmetobe1861 2 роки тому

      @@laurocoman Thanks so fucking much for this comment. 🤣

    • @Soma-xm1kj
      @Soma-xm1kj 2 роки тому +33

      The thing is, he had a good thing going. Irrelevant News was fun, lots of people liked it... and then he got his Twitter back and just death spiraled suddenly and dramatically.

  • @ruggeddy8677
    @ruggeddy8677 2 роки тому +47

    19:15 someone in the crowd turned into a gargoyle witch demon

  • @Bambi_Sapphic
    @Bambi_Sapphic 2 роки тому +1692

    Not even Charlie could get me to stop fast-forwarding this one, that's how insanely horrible it is.

    • @daniellima4391
      @daniellima4391 2 роки тому +52

      I can't watch over 5 min because it is so painful to watch lol

    • @sabre5807
      @sabre5807 2 роки тому +4

      Damn I was wondering if I was gonna ff or not 😞

    • @saklasnabal42069
      @saklasnabal42069 2 роки тому +1

      I listen to music every time he covers something like this, but I fail a lot to stay longer sometimes

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 роки тому +6

      @@I_quit_trolling_now if you were better you wouldn't be using a bot.

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy 2 роки тому +4

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE k wont.

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 Рік тому +11

    19:44 Girl: "Oh well... This was phenomenal, right?"
    Me: "Yeah. Breathtaking."

  • @TheRoyalTamarin
    @TheRoyalTamarin 2 роки тому +2966

    I feel like Charlie is just gravitating towards anything despicable and horrible

    • @pizzacatz3174
      @pizzacatz3174 2 роки тому +3

      Well yeah gotta bring in the money for soy shakes and plant based tendies

    • @mrdrprofsteve4455
      @mrdrprofsteve4455 2 роки тому +1

      Easy way to get views

    • @mrdrprofsteve4455
      @mrdrprofsteve4455 2 роки тому

      Easy way to get views

    • @SykotikOne
      @SykotikOne 2 роки тому +4

      Gotta get that UA-cam $$$

    • @MontCerene
      @MontCerene 2 роки тому +9

      @@pizzacatz3174 Okay, but may I ask what's wrong with soy? I do not understand why people have been trashing on it. Yes, I've been living under a rock.

  • @anything4validation
    @anything4validation 2 роки тому +501

    that's the closest he's been to a woman in years and his brain just took over, forgot he was supposed to be roasting her and tried to make one last desperate effort for human connection

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 2 роки тому +77

      "wanna make out?"
      "I knew you wouldn't. "
      Yea I think you're onto something

    • @jackcutter2
      @jackcutter2 2 роки тому +2

      She was worse

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 2 роки тому

      @@jackcutter2 the joke she made about his mom’s pussy made me cringe so hard i went to the sunken place from Get Out

    • @StoneJaguar
      @StoneJaguar 2 роки тому

      @@I_quit_trolling_now shut up

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @doodlebob8287
    @doodlebob8287 2 роки тому +605

    He asked a lesbian to make out on stage during a “roast.” I’m truly speechless 😭

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 2 роки тому +69

      "I'm gonna make an offer so ridiculous that she can't refuse"

    • @doodlebob8287
      @doodlebob8287 2 роки тому +14

      @@alanwatts8239 he really went for it. He knows how a roast goes down for sure

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 роки тому +23

      @@doodlebob8287 i dont think he does

    • @Thee_Deputy
      @Thee_Deputy 2 роки тому +1

      Might as well tbh.

    • @kosbuns
      @kosbuns 2 роки тому +2

      @@Thee_Deputy he has better luck with Ernesto tbh

  • @jasonwithers5504
    @jasonwithers5504 Рік тому +10

    I think the person screaming after every “joke” was either paid, drunk on cringe or actually just blackout drunk either way there needs to be a word for these “jokes” because they aren’t actually jokes 😂

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 5 місяців тому

      they are 100% drunk lmao

  • @Lassenissen
    @Lassenissen 2 роки тому +183

    I'm so glad Charlie was my Spirit Guide on this journey. I wouldn't have survived without him.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

  • @justasandpile
    @justasandpile 2 роки тому +292

    I'm convinced none of these people have ever actually heard a joke before

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine 2 роки тому

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @gashank
      @gashank 2 роки тому

      Maybe they did but definitely didn't understand it

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick 2 роки тому

      Yoo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯