I've Never Seen Something This Horrible

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  • @Chad_Losey
    @Chad_Losey Рік тому +7129

    Tells her she looks like his cousin
    Follows it up with a "you wanna make out"
    This truly is a one of a kind performance

    • @chrish8111
      @chrish8111 Рік тому +283

      Like what the fuck was he thinking T_T

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 Рік тому +217

      @@chrish8111 throwing shit at the wall and praying it sticks.

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 Рік тому +165

      he looks like the kind of guy to have repressed feelings for his cousin

    • @powerfullpummel6417
      @powerfullpummel6417 Рік тому +24

      @@nymphology44 whos a guy

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 Рік тому +16

      @@powerfullpummel6417 def noodles 😭 sorry i should’ve clarified

  • @ilz_y
    @ilz_y Рік тому +13138

    “You’re like my cousin if he were a girl.”
    Clearly this man is on a level of humour that humans are not evolved enough to understand.

    • @taylorhope4651
      @taylorhope4651 Рік тому +348

      He said "if you were a girl". Implying that she looks like a man

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 Рік тому +490

      ''Your girlfriend look like my mom''

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 Рік тому +58

      *devolved

    • @SquishySharkTV
      @SquishySharkTV Рік тому +73

      Yeah, that was actually the best joke in the whole show. Absolutely destroyed her.

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 Рік тому +8

      That’s actually a funny line

  • @sigma--boss7098
    @sigma--boss7098 Рік тому +2168

    Shoutout to that ONE woman in the entire audience trying her best to hype up the "roasts" by yelling and clapping at the end of every sentence. If it wasn't for her the silence would've been deafening!

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque Рік тому +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick…

    • @Dyrock666
      @Dyrock666 Рік тому +68

      Not the hero we deserved

    • @isabelamogosanu7777
      @isabelamogosanu7777 11 місяців тому +85

      i went to a comedy show once... dude spent an entire set making insect jokes and a group of lady's in the front row did alll the clapping.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys 10 місяців тому +2

      i dont think yall are fans of comedy... yeah this wasnt great but not bad for what it was

    • @Buggolious
      @Buggolious 7 місяців тому +25

      ​@@VampiresAreRealGuysno it was pretty bad, comedy fan or not won't change anyones opinion

  • @violinsinthevoid4579
    @violinsinthevoid4579 Рік тому +2977

    10:00 that joke is so cringe that somebody in the audience screams in abject horror and agony. The human body cannot withstand this degree of cringe.

    • @nikitajames2686
      @nikitajames2686 Рік тому +38

      Really?, That's it I'm calling the ambulance! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😬😂😂

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Рік тому +144

      They just fuckin exploded like rorscharch from watchmen

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Рік тому +65

      Whoever they are.they cringe so bad..their soul left their body

    • @quintonporter270
      @quintonporter270 Рік тому +45

      No, even worse, I think the girl screaming actually found the joke funny.

    • @splits8999
      @splits8999 Рік тому +31

      it sounds like the fucking dead by daylight scream

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 Рік тому +4540

    “You’re like my cousin, if he were a girl.” “You wanna make out?” “So you’re a lesbian by choice?” “I’m not white.”
    👏👏👏

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Рік тому +4

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @meowrosie4886
      @meowrosie4886 Рік тому +101

      😭😭

    • @olivedzuni5051
      @olivedzuni5051 Рік тому +288

      really advanced humor there

    • @Web720
      @Web720 Рік тому +124

      Reminds me of that old Penguinz0 rap video, where the dude calls him gay and say "as a matter of fact" a lot and the other dude kept saying "I don't even know" a lot.

    • @nadinerusso0808
      @nadinerusso0808 Рік тому +47

      thankfully all the middle aged women who have been enjoying his thirst traps now have the opportunity to simulate exactly what it would be like to go on a date with dennis.

  • @FreekUnique
    @FreekUnique Рік тому +17104

    That poor gal is absolutely fighting for her life up there, feels like she's being held hostage at cringepoint

  • @gabrielle9412
    @gabrielle9412 7 місяців тому +84

    When Charlie said “this is like terrorism” I was literally trying to come up with something that makes me react this viscerally and that hit the nail on the head.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 5 місяців тому

      Why do you think they brought up 9/11? LOL

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 Рік тому +783

    this set makes The Room look like an oscar winner masterpiece

    • @justin_sanchez_
      @justin_sanchez_ Рік тому +40

      The Room is a masterpiece

    • @DrVanNostrand01
      @DrVanNostrand01 Рік тому +18

      You're tearing me apart LISA

    • @sweetnumb
      @sweetnumb Рік тому +8

      ... what? The Room didn't actually win several Oscars?!

    • @03kurri80
      @03kurri80 Рік тому +6

      Tommy Wiseau is coming out with another movie soon

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast Рік тому +12430

    This video was 15 minutes of me trying make it through the 2nd hand embarrassment

    • @tenwke1444
      @tenwke1444 Рік тому +24

      2 minutes

    • @pedesettrik
      @pedesettrik Рік тому +87

      Go rap in black ops 2, funny beatbox man

    • @bobgoatfrog
      @bobgoatfrog Рік тому +44

      He only made it through 15 minutes

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 Рік тому +76

      I had to unplug my mouse to stop myself from pausing it

    • @kappa6550
      @kappa6550 Рік тому +21

      The amount of cringe is making me sweating

  • @axeraw3813
    @axeraw3813 Рік тому +10294

    This literally healed my social anxiety like no situation where i was awkward or cringe can live up to this

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Рік тому +9

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @DonCrack97
      @DonCrack97 Рік тому +352

      Wow thats uplifting, I didn't thought about that, thank you random person on the Internet

    • @samfinnell6070
      @samfinnell6070 Рік тому +40

      Awe :)

    • @carrie8756
      @carrie8756 Рік тому +15

      :’) same

    • @ronaldnixon5049
      @ronaldnixon5049 Рік тому +69

      @@ItzMalick stop

  • @delee8407
    @delee8407 Рік тому +466

    I will say the dude made me laugh with the " .. you have a vest on in the summer time..."

    • @TryMyMartini
      @TryMyMartini Рік тому +30

      Yep. That was pretty much it.

    • @stephanyampolsky7187
      @stephanyampolsky7187 2 місяці тому +13

      That dude was the closest thing to funny in the whole vid

  • @CandiceDaniellee
    @CandiceDaniellee Рік тому +838

    This really could not have gone worse

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Рік тому +19

      Well it could people could have died

    • @l.pricetag.5207
      @l.pricetag.5207 Рік тому +86

      @@XJokermanX that would have improved it.

    • @jrmartinez6748
      @jrmartinez6748 Рік тому +47

      @@XJokermanX im sure they wanted to die

    • @goofyrat2938
      @goofyrat2938 Рік тому +18

      These replies are killing me 💀

    • @XJokermanX
      @XJokermanX Рік тому +1

      @@dc-ws9zl what?!??!!

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 Рік тому +2874

    the lady screaming after everything they said probably couldn’t bear how uncomfortable it’d be if there was no noise and just stuck with the bit, what an american hero

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 10 місяців тому +108

      She took one for the team. Mad respect

    • @Eve_gothgirl
      @Eve_gothgirl 10 місяців тому +7

      Charlie should just start screaming at every person he talks about on his videos

    • @michaelelam9779
      @michaelelam9779 10 місяців тому +15

      He definitely paid that lady to do that 😂

    • @proverbs5581
      @proverbs5581 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Ascending4proly a feminist

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 9 місяців тому +14

      @@proverbs5581 😂😂 nah son

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Рік тому +3992

    Whoever’s in the audience screaming after every ‘joke’ is a legend

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +1

      God, I want to shoot myself every time that woman screamed.

    • @benjamintrap7227
      @benjamintrap7227 Рік тому +434

      He’s the friend that waits for you while you tie your shoe

    • @micahwilliams3241
      @micahwilliams3241 Рік тому +16

      @@benjamintrap7227 ong 😂

    • @user-ew6mh3ep5p
      @user-ew6mh3ep5p 11 місяців тому +11

      that was me

    • @BrideOfChuckyy
      @BrideOfChuckyy 10 місяців тому

      @@user-ew6mh3ep5plmao gshit

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Рік тому +349

    Props to that one chick in the audience who is the only person having a good time

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque Рік тому +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick.

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Рік тому +24

      Drugs.

    • @ashdog9235
      @ashdog9235 Рік тому +7

      @@MultiChrisjb damn, was going to say the same

    • @MoralesCorner
      @MoralesCorner 2 місяці тому +1

      Not the brightest bulb

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Місяць тому +2

      Her scream was the funniest thing there

  • @deecenoix4240
    @deecenoix4240 Рік тому +111

    Her just half panting half laughing after everything she said made it so much worse 💀

  • @Tpelz
    @Tpelz Рік тому +4732

    The person that screams after every joke is probably the funniest thing about this video

    • @iheartsunshine
      @iheartsunshine Рік тому +316

      ikr, shit had me dying the first few screams

    • @olliedee
      @olliedee Рік тому +167

      I think you're playing a bit fast and loose with the term 'joke'

    • @von3363
      @von3363 Рік тому +261

      "9/11!"
      "WOOOOO"

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 Рік тому +119

      They're doing the lord's work, the undeserved elation helps balance out my urge for death

    • @redrob6026
      @redrob6026 Рік тому +80

      Imagine how much they're loving life if they laugh at this

  • @ailuromantic
    @ailuromantic Рік тому +871

    that girl sounds like shes having a panic attack the entire time shes breathing so damn hard like shes about to start bawling. it hurts to hear

    • @jasonmaurella2
      @jasonmaurella2 Рік тому +17

      No comments just 344 people agreeing with you gotta love it

    • @violetwade6528
      @violetwade6528 Рік тому +2

      @@jasonmaurella2 yes.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 2 місяці тому +2

      Curled up in the foetal position on the floor after accidentally Superman double-punching herself in the nuts, uncontrollably liquid projectile shitting herself, spinning around like a catherine wheel, rapidly melting and rendering down into a steaming black noxious liquid giving off a high-pitched sibilant hiss that sounds like God's temper boiling over, which eventually leaves a blacker-than-black burned stain on the floor that reads *_THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE_* in Ancient Babylonian Pokemon Cunieform.

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Місяць тому

      @@horaceosirian8993Amazing comment.
      Restored my faith in humanity.

  • @conndor2753
    @conndor2753 7 місяців тому +33

    Girl sounded like she
    A. was held at gunpoint (or her family/loved ones were)
    B. didn't want to be here, but was told to socialize despite her near crippling anxiety
    C. Both.

  • @luzicarious
    @luzicarious Рік тому +163

    I'm actually jealous of the people who attended this beautiful mess

  • @arthurkern6662
    @arthurkern6662 Рік тому +10655

    that nervous chuckle she does everytime she tells a joke like shes not sure if its funny or not

    • @numpty94
      @numpty94 Рік тому +921

      When an introvert tries to roast someone

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Рік тому +4

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @kevinlai9720
      @kevinlai9720 Рік тому +301

      Well, someone's gotta laugh at her jokes

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому

      OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐵🐵🐵🐵 PREEETUVVYHJKNJKJ

    • @redmoonrise6507
      @redmoonrise6507 Рік тому +351

      at 12:36 people in the chat are using tomato emojis LMAO

  • @gabe.t2030
    @gabe.t2030 Рік тому +4342

    This feels like if the two nervous, anxious teens were in a new friend group and trying to fit in where forced to rap battle each other but they failed to be funny and receive validation.

    • @andiebiscuit
      @andiebiscuit Рік тому +191

      this is so incredibly specific and yet it perfectly describes the situation

    • @reireiichi8980
      @reireiichi8980 Рік тому +55

      Reminds me that i used to intentionally fail at doing things, to look ridiculous and make my classmates laugh because I just couldn't fit in at all. I wish I could erase that time of my life.

    • @2Kraykray
      @2Kraykray Рік тому +5

      @@GelatoooBuzzz it just feels like that

    • @destroycraft1735
      @destroycraft1735 Рік тому +13

      I really hate how accurate you were...

    • @heartsforluci4
      @heartsforluci4 Рік тому +3

      @@GelatoooBuzzz You missed the point.

  • @mikayla1292
    @mikayla1292 Рік тому +106

    the way they’re just silently standing there is painful

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 5 місяців тому +19

    The girl…honestly did amazing for how terrible a situation this was for her, like she wasn’t super funny but for being stuck on the spot for cringe history, she held her own

  • @theggamer538
    @theggamer538 Рік тому +3670

    Charlie: "I saw how horrible it was, and I had to share it with you"
    I like your sadism Charlie

  • @magnusblitz2311
    @magnusblitz2311 Рік тому +128

    “You wanna make out?”
    “No”
    “I knew it”
    Evidently, this man is on a different astral plane that we, lowly mortals, cannot comprehend. He is truly the connoisseur of comedy.

  • @ericlane3256
    @ericlane3256 Рік тому +31

    11:00 Charlie’s immediate disappointment after cheering him on is 10x funnier than anything said in that Def Noodles video

  • @elgringo1893
    @elgringo1893 Рік тому +8241

    It's actually interesting on a psychological level as to why it's so hard to watch something like this. It seems like this entire set needs to be saved for scientific research.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ Рік тому +365

      It's called secondhand embarrassment

    • @LoisoPondohva
      @LoisoPondohva Рік тому +450

      @@MissMarvel_ yeah, but on this level of power it can actually attract attention of some MKUltra type of black ops to be used as a weapon.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ Рік тому +199

      @@LoisoPondohva it is indeed that devastating. in order to survive i had to mute AND skip parts of this video

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd Рік тому +127

      @@LoisoPondohva yeah true that... this level of cringe could be used as an "enhanced interrogation" technique at guantanamo bay

    • @chikntendie
      @chikntendie Рік тому +118

      I think Veritasium or Vsauce did a video on this topic and it’s because social awkwardness is processed in the same part of our brain that registers physical pain.

  • @mentallyillfinger
    @mentallyillfinger Рік тому +4014

    I love when Def has nothing to say he immediately starts sexualizing the other person on stage and calls it comedy.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Рік тому +356

      That’s why this roast show is garbage, they only go for looks or sexual remarks since they don’t know the other person and can’t form a good roast.

    • @GrandRizzard
      @GrandRizzard Рік тому +275

      @@drderelict7987 yeah but they arent clever so its creepy

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm Рік тому +4

      @@GrandRizzard I can see you

    • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
      @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Рік тому +90

      @@drderelict7987 Yeah, but the difference is, those rappers don't pause for 10 seconds to think, and their roasts rhyme. The roasts themselves are mostly secondary, the winner is ultimately decided on by delivery; and christ was the delivery in this fucking awful, constant pauses and stops and everything is poorly said.

    • @al8951
      @al8951 Рік тому +5

      @@drderelict7987 wtf

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn Рік тому +46

    I normally cringe very easily at public stunts like this, but honestly this just sounds like my two younger siblings arguing, just throwing nothing burgers at each other trying to make the other one cry.

    • @drayott-jr
      @drayott-jr Рік тому

      Nigga which one of yo siblings threatening to make out with eachother 😭😭😭

  • @dirkuhdirk5534
    @dirkuhdirk5534 Рік тому +3343

    I cannot imagine being in that "crowd". The discomfort and cringe they all felt must have been several orders of magnitude greater than anything they've ever felt before

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Рік тому

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @andresh_cz5663
      @andresh_cz5663 Рік тому +58

      @@I_quit_trolling_now i was just about to ask

    • @andresh_cz5663
      @andresh_cz5663 Рік тому +13

      Ohh forget its bait stuff

    • @MrBenjaminTerror13
      @MrBenjaminTerror13 Рік тому +13

      Couple of them said they really enjoyed it on Twitter, which is fair enough I guess. But they’re also saying no one else knows comedy so that’s sus

    • @Timmothy_plays
      @Timmothy_plays Рік тому +39

      @@MrBenjaminTerror13 Well that's Twitter,.. they find Amy Schumer's jokes hilarious so the bar isn't exactly high for them!

  • @desykee3088
    @desykee3088 Рік тому +4310

    This feels like when you and your 2 cousins set up a “talent show” for everyone on thanksgiving, go into a room in the back for an hour preparing for your big moment, and hold your family hostage while they eat, forcing them to watch you sing a karaoke version of a song you only know the chorus to and mumble the rest of the verses while dancing off beat and “strumming” a rock band controller guitar.

    • @madsxaeaii9373
      @madsxaeaii9373 Рік тому +656

      That was very specific. Is there anything you need to get off your chest?

    • @desykee3088
      @desykee3088 Рік тому +126

      @@madsxaeaii9373 🤣🤣

    • @TecTitan
      @TecTitan Рік тому +2

      @@desykee3088
      these poor bastards recorded and publicized it live tho

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 Рік тому +222

      So...did this happen to you, or did you perform this oblivious torture on your family? Regardless, my condolences lol

    • @TGolden509
      @TGolden509 Рік тому +144

      Why did this unlock some old cringe memories of me as a child 😭😂😂

  • @ladydepravity570
    @ladydepravity570 Рік тому +29

    You can really taste how insufferable it is when Charlie cringes so hard it sounds like he's about to cry

  • @Axestil
    @Axestil 8 місяців тому +8

    “9/11” WOOOOOOOOO💀

  • @hollbeckghyll817
    @hollbeckghyll817 Рік тому +2645

    "He went to comedy school" was a better joke itself than anything at that "roast".

  • @ShintoArt
    @ShintoArt Рік тому +7155

    Charlie truly is a connoisseur of cringe, he's like an archeologist digging' up lost relics.

    • @SheepyIsSleepy
      @SheepyIsSleepy Рік тому +94

      "lost relics" he's watching a stream from like a day ago

    • @miniec0oper001
      @miniec0oper001 Рік тому +4

      @@annoswet1576 I'm struggling as well 😖

    • @fiabands
      @fiabands Рік тому +16

      He literally said this was trending on twitter

    • @ironsam2381
      @ironsam2381 Рік тому +29

      this relic shouldve stayed lost.

    • @RandomUser8P
      @RandomUser8P Рік тому +13

      Less like discovering a long lost relic, more like coming across an absolute gem that happened to be freshly developed

  • @MichaelDemoraes6957
    @MichaelDemoraes6957 7 місяців тому +8

    Her last resort was to say 9/11 10 times

  • @romaverick
    @romaverick Рік тому +45

    He could have said "what's with the holes around you knees? had a job interview before this?".
    And when he said "you remind me of my cousin" she should have cut him off and said "is that why you're tryna f*&k me?". 2 minutes later he actually said "wanna make out?".
    I mean my jokes aren't that good but it's way better than what they came up with, could be them being nervous I don't know. Well done for trying.

    • @Cathiina
      @Cathiina Місяць тому +1

      Hahahaha. Associating hole in pants by knee with jobinterview is hilarious. Gonna use it on my parents, they’ll love it :) Thanks!

  • @TheGreatChrisB
    @TheGreatChrisB Рік тому +4454

    I feel so bad for that girl. She will think about this event every single night right as she falls asleep for the rest of her life.

    • @Caetlind97
      @Caetlind97 Рік тому

      As she should

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 Рік тому +395

      Charlie censored the part at the very end when the girl shouts a no-context slur into the mic. He accidentally played it on stream lol.

    • @peacefrog9306
      @peacefrog9306 Рік тому +17

      @@fishie3799 what slur?? lmfao

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 Рік тому +470

      @@peacefrog9306 The guy says "you're gonna get me banned on Twitch" or something to that effect, and she just screams "F**GOT!" into the mic, unprompted lol. Charlie immediately had to close the video down on stream and say he didn't know she yelled a slur. Oops.

    • @TheGreatChrisB
      @TheGreatChrisB Рік тому

      @@fishie3799 oh, so maybe she's a degenerate like the dude hosting it, whatever his name was

  • @Zer0san
    @Zer0san Рік тому +1566

    They can finally stop using waterboarding as a torture technique. It's clearly not as effective as showing them this full "Roast Battle."

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 Рік тому +39

      Super effective on people with social anxiety. I'm getting such a concentrated dose of second-hand embarrassment that I paused 3.5 mins in to take a break in the comment section lmao. The future of torture is now.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Рік тому +8

      @@soracat6255 even ppl without social anxiety, its just as horrible. But as someone with it yeah I couldnt stand it

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 Рік тому +5

      This genuinely made me laugh more than anything in the actual show. Only seen the highlights of it here but I can't imagine it got much better.

    • @kevtlee08
      @kevtlee08 Рік тому +8

      Showing them this would be considered inhumane

  • @noamont9936
    @noamont9936 Рік тому +12

    i know the breath of fresh air when they left that building was fucking incredible

  • @Rigbyyyy
    @Rigbyyyy 10 місяців тому +7

    "Aggressive conversations at the lunch table." Hit it right on the nail.

  • @MegaGawdZilla
    @MegaGawdZilla Рік тому +1677

    I don't think that poor girl will ever recover from this. I lose sleep at night thinking about dumb things I've said in front of just a handful of people as a kid, couldn't imagine an immortalized video on the internet in front of hundreds of thousands, probably millions.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Рік тому +120

      Same,,,,,, I felt like she was about to break down the whole time 😭😭😩

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 Рік тому +29

      @@mightymeatymech same, it was painful to watch

    • @why7189
      @why7189 Рік тому +135

      I dont think any of them prepared beforehand. Most celeb roasts are written ahead of time, only some people are able to come up with good spontaneous roasts. I dont think any of them even prepped beforehand 😭

    • @alexx7509
      @alexx7509 Рік тому +26

      Just to have a stranger on the internet hyper analyze the situation 🤣🤣

    • @garlicyum
      @garlicyum Рік тому +1

      she looked like pryor next to limp noodle

  • @keiranw9257
    @keiranw9257 Рік тому +3006

    props to the person screaming after every joke the hero we didn't want but needed

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Рік тому

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Weavaloid
      @Weavaloid Рік тому +343

      @@ItzMalick spamming your message in the comments is more cringe than this First Super Roast Battles video.

    • @goldenfurniture123
      @goldenfurniture123 Рік тому +1

      lol!

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 Рік тому

      @@Weavaloid I’m saying like dude honestly needs to STFU! I’m bout to start spamming they ass!

    • @mikehazen2745
      @mikehazen2745 Рік тому +19

      False… this performance is several levels of cringe higher than this cringey content creator

  • @ShanaNVallejo
    @ShanaNVallejo 3 місяці тому +12

    The level of secondhand embarrassment that this caused me has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

  • @MM-pq1uu
    @MM-pq1uu Рік тому +90

    “You’re like my cousin
    If he were a girl”
    Astronomical epiphany, Def Noodles.

  • @msg3134
    @msg3134 Рік тому +742

    I cant believe I'm afraid of being judged for my actions when there's people that do shit like this and aren't even phased lmfao.

    • @BuckScrotumn
      @BuckScrotumn Рік тому +42

      Right??? Like I would die to have that superpower.

    • @Noneofyourbusiness57817
      @Noneofyourbusiness57817 Рік тому

      I wouldn’t say he isn’t phased. He’s in the middle of a mental breakdown right now

    • @skycastoasis2445
      @skycastoasis2445 10 місяців тому +11

      Seriously how do these people not care

    • @Shannon-vv6rr
      @Shannon-vv6rr 5 місяців тому +3

      Literally shamelessness is something of a superpower idk how they can do it I'd die 😂

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 5 місяців тому +4

      Luckily on the internet I can tell you it's "fazed' and you don't have to be embarrassed!

  • @California_Doge
    @California_Doge Рік тому +3331

    If his goal was to produce cringe, then he would be a genius.

  • @jasonwithers5504
    @jasonwithers5504 7 місяців тому +8

    I think the person screaming after every “joke” was either paid, drunk on cringe or actually just blackout drunk either way there needs to be a word for these “jokes” because they aren’t actually jokes 😂

  • @Stogeyslapper
    @Stogeyslapper Місяць тому +5

    Calling half of them fat when it’s like 8 people in the room is wild

  • @feminissue
    @feminissue Рік тому +2074

    he tried proving he was a comedian and it backfired instantly. this is the cringiest reality check of All Time

    • @Noturbusiness91
      @Noturbusiness91 Рік тому +10

      Perfect comment to sum up this whole thing

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 Рік тому +1

      @@Noturbusiness91 based comment

    • @demonshade4120
      @demonshade4120 Рік тому +33

      Def noodles reminds me of a kid I knew in high school. He was bullied real bad but every time I would try and give him a chance of redemption he would do something horrible. I feel like def noodles is going through something because he is doing a career end sped run.

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 Рік тому

      Still funnier than any female comedian in history

    • @GloFazo
      @GloFazo Рік тому +5

      @@demonshade4120 he's not going through anything, theres just always gonna be those typa people tbh

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened Рік тому +660

    Def noodles: "you remind me of my cousin is he was a girl"
    Def noodles 5 seconds later: *...so you wanna makeout?*

  • @haz6507
    @haz6507 7 місяців тому +5

    Those laughing in the back are cracking up how bad this shit was hahahaha

  • @yesman321
    @yesman321 Рік тому +16

    The way she struggles to breath after every joke is so funny

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 2 місяці тому

      Sounds like that hyper-abdominal pressure full-body turbo-clench unconscious moan that comes out of some people shortly after they get clanged upside the head so hard they get jettisoned out of their shoes straight into a WorldStar viral video.
      Back in the 60s the same kinda thing used to happen, but your a$$ got knocked nito a Warner Brothers cartoon instead ;p

  • @deborahpriestley4739
    @deborahpriestley4739 Рік тому +1488

    I've heard some people speculate that Def Noodles might have a humiliation fetish but that might be giving him too much credit for bombing this hard

    • @polybius3821
      @polybius3821 Рік тому +46

      Oh, my god

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 Рік тому +49

      Still funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Рік тому +2

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn Рік тому +55

      And the fact he was just agreeing with all the things the girl said lmao, hes supposed to roast her, but he was just like "yeah u rite, wanna make out?"

    • @305backup
      @305backup Рік тому

      @@smartyjonez5470 shes so funny, every time amy shumer talks about her vagina i seriously lose my shit

  • @b0nkss872
    @b0nkss872 Рік тому +1026

    props to the audience for fake laughing and making this just slightly less of a disaster

    • @oldfatman69
      @oldfatman69 Рік тому +43

      its probably not fake, its probably cringe laughing like charlie lol

    • @_kikizaman_
      @_kikizaman_ Рік тому +37

      I think it’s mainly nervous and uncomfortable laughter💀

  • @sincIairr
    @sincIairr 2 місяці тому +16

    Who’s here after SunnyV2’s video?

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 2 місяці тому +2

      me I literally forgot about def noodles before sunnyv2’s vid

    • @aidep6159
      @aidep6159 2 місяці тому +2

      Me, I took a peek at Noodles channel and my god it’s a pity party over there.

    • @just1moth293
      @just1moth293 2 місяці тому

      gotta hit a rewatch of this modern tragedy

  • @HpToujoursPur
    @HpToujoursPur 5 місяців тому +2

    I would absolutely stay at this event. Not only because i paid and im already here but because to get to watch something unfold into an absolute dumpster fire almost immediately and somehow getting worse by the minute, it's beautiful. Almost poetic. And the joy to sit there thinking, "my god, am i so happy im not one of those people right now" priceless

  • @ubernet5345
    @ubernet5345 Рік тому +2468

    This feels like the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dee tries to teach a comedy class in a run-down office.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Рік тому

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw Рік тому +45

      Yesh this is literally the Dee gets popular episode

    • @theduckk
      @theduckk Рік тому

      Damn man you're a bot magnet

    • @yoshatabi
      @yoshatabi Рік тому

      fuck these bots man

    • @Someone6580
      @Someone6580 Рік тому +1

      @ٴ no you didn’t you look like a discord mod go talk to your underage kittens

  • @patricksweeney6354
    @patricksweeney6354 Рік тому +890

    Def;
    "we are closing the show"
    Girl for no reason;
    "NINE ELEVEN!"
    the best terrible moment in the set saved for last.

    • @LucasTheF
      @LucasTheF Рік тому +108

      (crowd cheers)

    • @user-lv2ig3xl5c
      @user-lv2ig3xl5c Рік тому +46

      Oh God that was just amazing

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Рік тому

      her & that blaccent need the leave to planet. So cringe

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad Рік тому +28

      Thats just like rotten cherry on top 👌

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill Рік тому +3

      "ME SOLOMON GRUNDY kind of...drop the ball on that one..."

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 Рік тому +21

    I just want to congratulate all of us who got through this video without turning it off. It was tough but we managed to get it done, be proud of yourselves 👏

  • @yomper4516
    @yomper4516 10 місяців тому +2

    I love the banshee in the back saving everyone from complete silence.

  • @freakyykid101
    @freakyykid101 Рік тому +1499

    I’m sorry Charlie, I couldn’t get through this with you.

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 Рік тому +58

      We have failed 😞

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 Рік тому +60

      @true gaymer your memory

    • @jettaeschroff6924
      @jettaeschroff6924 Рік тому +29

      i couldn't either, had to stop halfway and come back to finish it off

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 Рік тому +7

      I just got to the halfway point after splitting it through the last few days.
      It hurts

    • @kraaiwaker8312
      @kraaiwaker8312 Рік тому +4

      5 minutes in, it isn't even painful for me but more just genuinely uncomfortable and un-enjoyable if that's even a word lol

  • @LoveTaps63
    @LoveTaps63 Рік тому +262

    "You look like my cousin if he was a girl"
    **moments later**
    "Wanna make out?"

  • @theftking
    @theftking Рік тому +110

    I'm been afraid to watch this video for months. I just know the empathetic cringe will be too much to bare. I'm gonna do it tho...

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox Рік тому +9

      It's been a while since I've felt the second hand embarrassment this strong. I genuinely have to pause every so often to give myself a break from it.

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul Рік тому +4

      @@DV-zv4oxI did the same thing by occasionally skipping ahead 10sec - I could barely take it

  • @tyrant3191
    @tyrant3191 Рік тому +407

    This is actually so painful to watch..
    People toss around the word "cringe" to describe anything they don't like. This is ACTUAL cringe, my chest hurts, my eyes want to look away, my ears feel like they're going to bleed. I feel like a father watching his child on stage being the worst tree in the entire play and everyone knows whose kid that is.

    • @JsYTA
      @JsYTA Рік тому +3

      Indeed, scratching a chalk board made of metal would be less cringe inducing.

    • @eplixc8267
      @eplixc8267 Рік тому

      @@JsYTA do you even know what cringe is?

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ Рік тому +8

      @@eplixc8267 Nails on a chalkboard is the textbook biological definition of the cringe response so you might want to stop right there.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Рік тому

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @anerrorhasoccurred8727
      @anerrorhasoccurred8727 Рік тому +1

      _Being the worst tree_ 😭😭😭

  • @PrestonFrankel
    @PrestonFrankel Рік тому +1750

    Easy ways this could've been rescued:
    - Drinks provided
    - Hosted at a bar (with the cooperation of the bar)
    - Anyone allowed to come up
    - Time limit set for each person
    - Queue of people so they have material ready
    And a ton more yet none of them seemed to occur to Def Noodles

    • @evanneff7776
      @evanneff7776 Рік тому

      So just Kill Tony, then? haha

    • @alexjae1901
      @alexjae1901 Рік тому +76

      Me and my man go to a bar that sets it up like this and it’s just amazing
      If it’s awkward it won’t last long
      And always helps to be drinking to some jokes :,D

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Рік тому +1

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @PrestonFrankel
      @PrestonFrankel Рік тому +30

      @@alexjae1901 Exactly, seems like a fun thing to do with a friends

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos Рік тому +3

      I think the alcohol was the problem

  • @cum_bubble4633
    @cum_bubble4633 Рік тому +48

    You can feel the anxiety and embarrassment rising up and I love it

  • @coolcatreal
    @coolcatreal Рік тому +10

    "you look like my cousin, if she was a girl."
    Albert Einfstein, 2022.

  • @laurenmynameislauren2195
    @laurenmynameislauren2195 Рік тому +5

    the comparison to a middle school lunch table is the only way i would be able to finish this video because its painful to watch without just pretending its middle schoolers mad at each other 😭

  • @ivanl.8054
    @ivanl.8054 Рік тому +3700

    This was painful. Not even Charlie could make me tolerate it. If there's a part 2 my heart goes out to the chat that Charlie sits down and forces to watch. Godspeed Twitch chat.

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Рік тому +7

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @gloomsi
      @gloomsi Рік тому +24

      same, i literally cant watch it LMAO

    • @ddemonetized3689
      @ddemonetized3689 Рік тому +1

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine Mingala hungan shmikila shmak? DELA BE HUNGU BUNGU!!!

    • @dualistic6916
      @dualistic6916 Рік тому +49

      I was there for this stream, chat (including myself) were in pure agony and shrieking for the world to end. It felt like my soul was a slug getting salt poured on it. I can't imagine surviving a part 2

    • @flexinthesehoes2155
      @flexinthesehoes2155 Рік тому +7

      Almost as cringey as the rap battles he watched years ago lol

  • @Tvd97
    @Tvd97 Рік тому +1194

    Insult comedy is honestly an art, and the one thing this did is make me respect those that are good at it, because good lord was this bad.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Рік тому

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 Рік тому +37

      @@I_quit_trolling_now iM bEtTeR tHaN pEnGuInZeR0 rOfLcOpTeR

    • @dr.funkenstein9790
      @dr.funkenstein9790 Рік тому +9

      Don Rickles was the king of roasting people. Even people he didn’t know

    • @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440
      @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440 Рік тому +2

      Y’all gotta watch battle rap

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 Рік тому +1

      It was bad, but it wasn't THAT bad. Some parts were cringe but the constant pausing was too much

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 5 місяців тому +4

    My _eyes_ just started tearing up. I cant tell if its a purely physical reaction to the cringe, or I want it to stop so bad Im getting emotional.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 5 місяців тому +3

    The woman scream laughing in the audience at every joke is a legend.
    Unironically something I would probably do just to keep myself and everyone from dying of cringe

  • @cros2069
    @cros2069 Рік тому +1356

    I've never laughed harder before.
    "You're like my cousin... if he was a girl".
    What was that supposed to mean? I'm actually in tears

  • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
    @user-sf9gs2pg1b Рік тому +2722

    This would be fun if it weren’t filmed, everyone is just drunk, and it could be vaguely remembered as a fun event to everyone who attended.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon Рік тому +1

      i mean its still funn

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Рік тому

      Being drunk is not enough they need to be high on meth, crack, cocaine

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 Рік тому +89

      Only for those who blacked out

    • @holdmacat9932
      @holdmacat9932 Рік тому +11

      Wasn't filmed*
      Were = more then one (we, they, them, you)
      Was = one person (me, you, he, she, it)
      IT wasn't filmed

    • @sati
      @sati Рік тому +64

      @@holdmacat9932 🤓

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 Рік тому +4

    19:44 Girl: "Oh well... This was phenomenal, right?"
    Me: "Yeah. Breathtaking."

  • @chaoticrey5109
    @chaoticrey5109 Рік тому +2

    the way charlie went "no! you're wrong!" idk why but that was one of the funniest things to me

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick Рік тому +844

    I love how when the one girl says “You look like you woke up in a dumpster” someone in the audience shrieked. Probably because the jokes were so bad they were were actually dying.

  • @CaptainJacksIsland
    @CaptainJacksIsland Рік тому +616

    I like how they went through the trouble of getting a room with a tall ceiling, having professional lightning and a nice brick backdrop just to render it all pointless with a zoomed out cam.

  • @wuzziewulf9692
    @wuzziewulf9692 2 місяці тому +6

    “You look like my cousin if he was a female.”
    Later says
    “You wanna make out?”
    LIKE WTF 😂 DEFNOODLES

  • @astreix_
    @astreix_ 3 місяці тому +4

    Every time i laughed was only at Charlie's reactions, paused the video multiple times to recover but good video because Moist

  • @AndreAlessiCastro
    @AndreAlessiCastro Рік тому +646

    This feels like watching an Oblivion NPC trying to land a joke

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Рік тому

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @QueenieKoopa
      @QueenieKoopa Рік тому +7

      Npc's got better jokes tho

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Рік тому

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Місяць тому

      STOP CRIMINAL.

  • @tux75
    @tux75 Рік тому +1839

    I didn’t even pay for this and I STILL feel like I got scammed

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 Рік тому +7

      @@Muscleman8562 keep eating more and show it to us so you can get more views

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 Рік тому

      That sounds like the exact polar opposite of the Bourne movie theme song.

    • @sirrandomknight4531
      @sirrandomknight4531 Рік тому

      Hey the people who went got time on there life scammed I could be shitting on the toilet and it'd be more productive and enjoyable then the show

    • @nicholdyer570
      @nicholdyer570 Рік тому +33

      this reply section is loaded with bots

    • @aptspikeybird1005
      @aptspikeybird1005 Рік тому +15

      @ahhhcool This bot was just too far

  • @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc
    @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc 7 місяців тому +3

    The lady screaming was literally funnier than the entire “stand up” set

  • @dommywozniak313
    @dommywozniak313 Рік тому +7

    "its going to be a really good night today"-stage guy

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 2 місяці тому

      Swear to God I said *_Fuck it I'm out_* instantly after he said that.
      Night and day: so POLAR-OPPOSITE DIFFERENT they're probably the most used metaphor for same.
      I'm no MC, but I don't think this is the kind of clanger you want to drop in your first sentence* to the crowd.
      * Of the night.

  • @IftiAlam1999
    @IftiAlam1999 Рік тому +3912

    The level of endurance Charlie has while watching these horrible content is just crazy. I legit skipped parts of the video just cuz I couldn't listen to any of them. It's terrible.

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 Рік тому +137

      ""these horrible stuffs"" ☝️🤓

    • @Eclipse_NT
      @Eclipse_NT Рік тому +27

      @@hugocanuto6981 maybe english isn't their first language, ever think about that?

    • @satanicshut-in9618
      @satanicshut-in9618 Рік тому +81

      @@Eclipse_NT I think they were mocking the person above em dude 😔👌

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 Рік тому +13

      @@satanicshut-in9618 Yes

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Рік тому

      Must be one sheltered life you live if this is the worst thing you've seen.

  • @MeowMeow-on2lj
    @MeowMeow-on2lj Рік тому +851

    Charlie warning us for 3+ minutes and actually waiting to hear just how awful this was was in fact the most nerve wracking thing I've done today

    • @Jraw239
      @Jraw239 Рік тому +7

      My heart is pounding omg

    • @subtleknife1
      @subtleknife1 Рік тому +8

      I’m actually proud of myself for making it through the whole video

    • @magicloaf8378
      @magicloaf8378 Рік тому +6

      @@subtleknife1 Same. I was LITERALLY taking a breather every time he paused the video

    • @_EatShit_
      @_EatShit_ 11 місяців тому

      This roast battle is almost as cringe as anime weeb incels

    • @Add_me_in_Osrs
      @Add_me_in_Osrs 10 місяців тому

      He only paused it every 3 seconds 💀💀💀💀

  • @ipadkid9556
    @ipadkid9556 3 місяці тому +2

    def noodles looks like the reason kids have to check their candy for razors on halloween

  • @thats_soopiller
    @thats_soopiller Рік тому +5

    The amount of times I paused this damn video did not help me recover from the secondhand embarrassment I just experienced. Thanks Cr1tikal!

  • @professionalamateur417
    @professionalamateur417 Рік тому +12026

    Charlie is the only guy that can turn something horrifying into something actually entertaining.

  • @gruenenator
    @gruenenator Рік тому +1123

    As terrible as her roasts were, I gotta give credit to the girl, "Emo Shaggy" is pretty on point.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 Рік тому +91

      Emo shaggy definitely made me laugh, nailed that one

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Рік тому

      It’s actually pretty accurate, he’s mentally losing it and is high off his mind.

    • @andresortega8775
      @andresortega8775 Рік тому +1

      Oh no u were in the crowd

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann Рік тому +43

      Emo shaggy was the only one that made me puff air out my nose

    • @HappyDayZ0
      @HappyDayZ0 Рік тому

      @@andresortega8775 it was being streamed I doubt it

  • @derekd-rockdailyhillabolt1508
    @derekd-rockdailyhillabolt1508 3 місяці тому +5

    I’m honestly offended by Charlie’s commentary, a middle school lunch table is significantly funnier then anything on that stage

  • @michaelweber4705
    @michaelweber4705 5 місяців тому +2

    The roast only works if the crowd knows the people as well.

  • @mustachionut102
    @mustachionut102 Рік тому +490

    He isn’t even fighting he’s just agreeing
    “You’ve got grey hair” “I know cause I’m old”

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 Рік тому +30

      That’s cause it’s way easier than trying to come back with... well, something that is an actual come back

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Рік тому

      @@sarads7877 you mean something like, "MY PUSSY, 9/11, AMIRIGHT!!?".

    • @peepo2560
      @peepo2560 6 місяців тому +1

      "you have grey hair" "yeah, can't argue with that"

  • @bigblacksal367
    @bigblacksal367 Рік тому +789

    God, this is fucking horrific.
    I almost cried from secondhand embarrassment.
    The way she says 9/11 at the end totally unprovoked absolutely kills me. Jesus Christ.

    • @doodlebob8287
      @doodlebob8287 Рік тому +105

      WHY DID SHE KEEP SAYING IT OVER AND OVER WITH NO CONTEXT

    • @treyingram
      @treyingram Рік тому +34

      when did she say 9/11 IM DEAD

    • @Adam-xyz
      @Adam-xyz Рік тому +33

      Def: you guys- girl: 9/11!!!!

    • @kittykat5980
      @kittykat5980 Рік тому +58

      Her screaming and blaccent is like the cherry on top

    • @user-lv2ig3xl5c
      @user-lv2ig3xl5c Рік тому +8

      @@kittykat5980 yeah their energies kinda match lmao

  • @Kaytie93
    @Kaytie93 Рік тому +1

    That comedy show was similar to a group of kids in middle school at the lunch table trying to Roast eachother with Yo Mama jokes 🤣

  • @luzicarious
    @luzicarious Рік тому +2

    That event came straight out of a forgotten corner of the world God damn I've never seen something like that 💀💀

  • @ericcam5556
    @ericcam5556 Рік тому +243

    "this is not a roast, its an aggressive conversation at the lunch table". couldn't be more accurate

  • @brandonr593
    @brandonr593 Рік тому +75

    That lady screaming “WOOOO” after every line is living life differently man.

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