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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2019
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    Final episode of Game of Thrones was bad.
    So SumitoMedia, Fredrik Knudsen, PSA Sitch and Ranton redid the whole thing the way it should have gone.
    Please have Corridor Crew try to figure out how we did the special effects. Think we've finally got them stumped.
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  • @bentneatly7839
    @bentneatly7839 4 роки тому +4282

    "Are you ok?"
    "I was. but I'm not."

    • @cheeseclover
      @cheeseclover 4 роки тому +250

      “I’ve been meaning to ask you if I could ask you something” same energy

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 4 роки тому +9

      spOwOky ・ get your energy away from me

    • @BentNeatly
      @BentNeatly 4 роки тому +5

      I dont know how youve done this, other Bent..... But i see you...

    • @praviksingh2056
      @praviksingh2056 4 роки тому +4

      #howGirlsTalk

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 4 роки тому

      Bent Neatly my QwUuEEEEeeeEen!¡!¡

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 4 роки тому +9934

    "Say something romantic"
    "I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4 to 6 hours"
    Nailed it

    • @SuperPhunThyme9
      @SuperPhunThyme9 4 роки тому +61

      @Keegan Young "...ahhg I cahn't believe ahy sucked yoah jaeggon"
      You mean like that?

    • @bluerhana1479
      @bluerhana1479 3 роки тому +32

      Huh...Huh! I can't breathe!
      Holy shet, that part was golden!

    • @larrylentini5688
      @larrylentini5688 3 роки тому +46

      @@bluerhana1479 Crap, did I really write this 6 months ago? Did 2020 really exist?

    • @alaricblack9788
      @alaricblack9788 3 роки тому +2

      @@larrylentini5688 Unfortunately. But hey, wishful thinking has served us well enough thus far.

    • @amethyst_dawn
      @amethyst_dawn 3 роки тому +16

      Honestly that is a really romantic line, I'm not even memeing.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 роки тому +2356

    I don't want it

    • @rodrin1262
      @rodrin1262 3 роки тому +3

      Are u swedish

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 3 роки тому +1

      @@rodrin1262
      He‘s German

    • @TheVividKiWi
      @TheVividKiWi 3 роки тому +5

      I saw this comment as he said it at like 15 minutes in

    • @arigat-s0244
      @arigat-s0244 3 роки тому +5

      @@Hydrouzz You're probably joking...but it was a joke.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому +1

      She's ma qween

  • @Nellsism
    @Nellsism 4 роки тому +3392

    "I can see things of the past, and of the future... but Ive got no idea whats going on in the fucking moment"
    This PERFECTLY summarizes Bran's character for like the last 3 seasons of the show

    • @oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798
      @oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 3 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @gnev1215
      @gnev1215 3 роки тому +52

      @@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 this is like looking at comments on a fan site page for the lord of the rings before actually watching the first scene of the first movie or even reading the first sentence of the book.

    • @Soul-OnFire
      @Soul-OnFire 3 роки тому +1

      Im i dunno im here for whatever this is right now...

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 роки тому +32

      Yeah, we really wonder why the night king ever gave a flying frick about Bran since he did shit to stop him. Never saw that artillery as frontline would not work, or that frontal charges to an enemy immune to fear never work, or that there were people burried IN the crypts of Winterfell... like, i mean, DEAD people....He could have left ambush parties around the castle to stop them from resupplying, then march his entire army south, eradicate all Westeros, and keep sending a few hundred thousand dead up north to keep them busy while he made sure no food would EVER reach Winterfell again...

    • @roseboxx4657
      @roseboxx4657 3 роки тому +5

      @@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 4:25

  • @Marcara081
    @Marcara081 4 роки тому +8139

    this is the digital equivalent of finger puppets

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 роки тому +244

      I appreciate that snow was moving across the screen though

    • @chefofthetrash
      @chefofthetrash 4 роки тому +67

      It’s kinda like potter puppet pals or whatever it was called

    • @Cheers_Motherfucker
      @Cheers_Motherfucker 4 роки тому +10

      *fingering puppets Mr. Cat

    • @HolyFurryFish1998
      @HolyFurryFish1998 4 роки тому +29

      @@chefofthetrash screams of Harry Potter and the Pipe Bomb

    • @yourdoom9868
      @yourdoom9868 4 роки тому +19

      Its like 'if the emperor had a text to speech device'

  • @eternaCabelera
    @eternaCabelera 4 роки тому +3563

    “You might be on to something there, Baldy-No-Nuts”
    - Peter Dinklage, 2019

    • @jirdan4870
      @jirdan4870 4 роки тому +56

      Honestly, quite in line with Season 8 writing.

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 4 роки тому +17

      "Probably, Fuck Midget."

    • @ImpassiveCanine
      @ImpassiveCanine 4 роки тому +1

      read that as he said it fucking hell

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 4 роки тому +2

      Even witches can have kids

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 роки тому +15

      Not Tyrion, specifically the actor, Peter Dinklage

  • @chronobeard2101
    @chronobeard2101 4 роки тому +2384

    "I don't want it"
    Dear god, that just annihilated me. Had a legit spit take and just got done cleaning out my keyboard and wiping down my monitor.
    This is pure gold.

    • @ethanh6370
      @ethanh6370 4 роки тому +58

      I lost my breath laughing so hard at that.

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 4 роки тому +33

      That is the first and only time I've ever fallen out of my chair laughing.

    • @rivaldealer__
      @rivaldealer__ 3 роки тому +7

      Does anyone have a timestamp?

    • @imvanas574
      @imvanas574 3 роки тому +21

      @@rivaldealer__ 14:47

    • @samuelrs5138
      @samuelrs5138 3 роки тому +2

      How much spit do you have in your mouth at any given moment? Geez

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo 3 роки тому +536

    You can tell how much Sumito understands the crapy parts of GoT's writing by how well he improvises on the spot.

  • @nathanarnette
    @nathanarnette 4 роки тому +9582

    This is the only episode of game of thrones I’ve ever seen

    • @pickle1699
      @pickle1699 4 роки тому +301

      SAME lmaooo, never watched the actual show before.

    • @alphabetaed3007
      @alphabetaed3007 4 роки тому +231

      1 year ago I would have said watch it it's fantastic, now it's like "don't fucking bother." Visually stunning and 1-4 are genuinely great seasons of Television, but I'm going read the books.

    • @pickle1699
      @pickle1699 4 роки тому +53

      @@alphabetaed3007 yeah not really any point to dedicate so much time to watch a show that's about to end. I'd rather read the books as well if I were to invest time into the story.

    • @Awsomeisimo
      @Awsomeisimo 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @yvette4948
      @yvette4948 4 роки тому +29

      Skip the show, this is all you need.
      I like seasons 1-3 and I’d like to imagine the show ended at 3.

  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia 4 роки тому +9508

    Man, that really was a game of thrones

    • @Awsomeisimo
      @Awsomeisimo 4 роки тому +109

      Bastard ZORD, Dragon ZORD
      COMBINE INTO
      MEGAZORD

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 4 роки тому +103

      I don't want it...

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 роки тому +144

      The true game of thrones was the friends we made along the way.

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 роки тому +16

      outFuckinSTANDING!!!

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 4 роки тому +49

      The game of thrones was inside you all along.

  • @war2theren227
    @war2theren227 Рік тому +237

    "NO that's not what would happen!" is quintessential kids playing with toys. This is A+ work

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 Рік тому +6

      All that was missing was the argument of who’s playing what character

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 8 місяців тому

      It just reminds me of Ding Dong indignantly going “He wouldn’t say that!” on OneyPlays

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan 4 роки тому +1484

    I Don't Want It is probably the greatest meme to come out of this travesty.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 роки тому +70

      What about "She kinda forgot"?

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 роки тому +5

      I dont want it.

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 2 роки тому

      This comment aged well

  • @halo7372
    @halo7372 4 роки тому +4294

    “I can’t wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours”

  • @anttitheinternetguy3213
    @anttitheinternetguy3213 4 роки тому +4885

    First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
    Now we mock and laugh at internet historians cringy fan fiction stories

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka 4 роки тому +249

      What do you mean "cringy"?! This was much better than the original!

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 роки тому +272

      First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
      Now we mock and laugh at the actual story

    • @takashikamiyama4607
      @takashikamiyama4607 4 роки тому +30

      One day we become the cringy fan fiction stories

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 4 роки тому +15

      how the turn tables

    • @garlicmayonnaise8615
      @garlicmayonnaise8615 4 роки тому +9

      That's still laughing at a 12 year old's fanfiction

  • @postman6553
    @postman6553 4 роки тому +375

    " Mission _aborted_ "
    I have found peak comedy.

  • @cyncynshop
    @cyncynshop 4 роки тому +628

    Even in fanfictions Ayra and the Hound has hilariously childish conversations. Its honestly the best interactions in the show or fiction.

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 4 роки тому +6286

    This feels so much like children playing with their toys, (including Frederick having to leave because his mum came to pick him up) but also somehow it's better than the actual ending of GOT?

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 4 роки тому +6

      @Christian Morgan aah. thanks. should have been able to figure that out on my own

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 2 роки тому +2

      @LeadFaun Sex I agree

    • @eumel8090
      @eumel8090 2 роки тому +14

      Being better than actual ending was the easiest they did in this masterwork

    • @Fabianwew
      @Fabianwew 2 роки тому +1

      Fredrik

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Рік тому

      @@Fabianwew kanutsen

  • @peterdeak6932
    @peterdeak6932 4 роки тому +2442

    "The father is indeed a bastard, and the mother is indeed a dragon, but together...together they might become... Megazord. "

    • @cosmeokid
      @cosmeokid 4 роки тому +128

      *"fuck if i know"*

    • @chodeoriki4113
      @chodeoriki4113 4 роки тому +100

      “I dônt want et”

    • @ahofmann1577
      @ahofmann1577 3 роки тому +25

      Together... thogether they might become a dragster

    • @fredjonson5781
      @fredjonson5781 3 роки тому +11

      I was really hoping for, "Bastard Dragon"

    • @TKE198
      @TKE198 3 роки тому +2

      Literally made me spit up my drink. 10/10, would do again

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 4 роки тому +421

    "I'm glad that you can admire a quality prosthetic."

  • @EnigmaticPenguin
    @EnigmaticPenguin 3 роки тому +530

    I would love to go back to 1989 and show this to the creators of photoshop with no context.

    • @maraileres9302
      @maraileres9302 3 роки тому +66

      They'd probably be blown away that consumer-grade computers could do all this and completely ignore the contents of this video.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 роки тому +24

      Dude , spoiling the show years before it's inception is not cool.

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 роки тому +9

      @@cymes82 Even George dosent know the real ending... yet (yikes).

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +9

      Tbh I think they'd be more confused by the Game of Thrones plot than the actual Photoshop work.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +11

      I'd love to go back to 1989 and tell George R. R. Martin that this video is the result of a story he hasn't started writing yet.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 4 роки тому +7591

    I’m not convinced Raid actually sponsors IH.

    • @rageagainstthehygiene2357
      @rageagainstthehygiene2357 4 роки тому +455

      This here is Canc....RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @cynic5183
      @cynic5183 4 роки тому +47

      He's a shill.

    • @Kalleesto
      @Kalleesto 4 роки тому +408

      *Puts an ad in the middle of his video*
      orangeapples: not convinced
      *Puts an ad via link in the downbar*
      orangeapples: not convinced
      *Link is legit*
      orangeapples: posts anyway

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 роки тому +235

      @@cynic5183 People need money to survive you know.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +333

      Cynic UA-cam is a shaky way of getting income, and if RAID is silly enough to sponsor him even though his ads basically make fun of the game, why not take it?

  • @Ultimataco
    @Ultimataco 4 роки тому +1328

    “Danny, lets make a dragon”

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 4 роки тому +92

      DEHNNY

    • @Ultimataco
      @Ultimataco 4 роки тому +74

      Toni Jebroni “I don’t want it”

    • @mekudu-man3804
      @mekudu-man3804 4 роки тому +30

      @@largecupofsalt962 bad dragon edition on p0rnhub soon

    • @asd-ro5yk
      @asd-ro5yk 4 роки тому +9

      @@superdooper50 LEHTS MAEK UH DRAGGEN

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 4 роки тому +3

      Danneh Les mak A dragon

  • @TheJolle
    @TheJolle 3 роки тому +527

    This sounds like a Monthy Python adaptation of Game of Thrones

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 3 роки тому +24

      I *was* kinda expecting a comment about hamsters or elderberries when they approached the gates of King's Landing in this.

  • @crydunkey5982
    @crydunkey5982 4 роки тому +1832

    Actual ending: *"A DOOONT WUNT ET"*
    This ending: *"A WUNT ET!"*

  • @gw9828
    @gw9828 4 роки тому +2135

    George R.R Martin has officially declared his private dwelling unsafe after this video conclusively proved his notes for the final book have been compromised

  • @naamhellsroth
    @naamhellsroth 4 роки тому +257

    actually a better ending than the actual one.
    "bran the fast pass to any theme park" . genius

  • @RomanBaker23
    @RomanBaker23 3 роки тому +177

    GoT Finale: George furiously rewrites the last book
    IH publishes this: George furiously rerewrites the last book

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 роки тому +2506

    Hey cmon; man. You cant just reupload the full last episode of GoT just like that; dont you know about copyright? :(

    • @rockyroad7848
      @rockyroad7848 4 роки тому +50

      "Truer words never spoken"

    • @y1inae160
      @y1inae160 4 роки тому +47

      The worst part is that one was worth millions in production, and the other one a bottle of cheap booze.

    • @PlatinumLemur
      @PlatinumLemur 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 4 роки тому +2

      @@y1inae160 and we all know which one was better money well spent! 😂

    • @aldorias
      @aldorias 3 роки тому

      I admire your excellent use of semicolons

  • @alyf3661
    @alyf3661 4 роки тому +4830

    Bran: Making my way downtown, rolling fast, kingdoms ash, I'm wheelchair bound

  • @Haiphong778
    @Haiphong778 3 роки тому +317

    "I scream...
    You scream...
    We all scream...
    For Ice Queen!"
    That really was the song of Fire and Nice

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi Рік тому +1

      You know what song would be perfect for the HBO adaptation? "Through the Ire & the Fame" y'know that song by Non-consensualWyvern?

  • @MrStephenRGilman
    @MrStephenRGilman 3 роки тому +85

    "It's such accurate garbage." I'm stealing that line.

  • @InfectedBeats
    @InfectedBeats 4 роки тому +5674

    Wow, this really makes you FEEL like an HBO subscriber

    • @advaithbala3087
      @advaithbala3087 4 роки тому +93

      I love the inability of dunkey fans to function on other channels' comment sections

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 4 роки тому +11

      ARGG, mate GOT was the first time I felt bad for my profession. If it was for my nautical expertise since I had not got the HBO aye might not have seen it.

    • @dhruvdatta1055
      @dhruvdatta1055 4 роки тому +39

      @@advaithbala3087 don't know whether to take this as an insult or compliment

    • @alexandervastardis4056
      @alexandervastardis4056 3 роки тому +3

      You magnificent bastar.d..

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +10

      @@advaithbala3087 You know, that is just paraphrasing game journalists which have overused the phrase of "it really makes you feel like batman, Spiderman etc"

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 4 роки тому +1112

    "I can see things of the past, and visions of the future, but I Have idea what's going on in the fucking moment"
    That is legit a great line, stealing that.

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 4 роки тому +10

      Ento: The Chesnaut Knight you stole a line

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 4 роки тому +7

      Tou forgot the word no in that

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 2 роки тому +90

    The Mountain's dialogue going from Schwarzenegger to Chewbacca is a thing of beauty.

  • @yoshimitsu8922
    @yoshimitsu8922 3 роки тому +137

    Sumito was the perfect choice to be casted in the 5 roles he played throughout this season

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 4 роки тому +934

    8/10, not enough "She's my queen".

  • @basiliskboy17
    @basiliskboy17 4 роки тому +2222

    Every Hound line is 100% in keeping with his character.

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 4 роки тому +118

      The Hound's Cuntucky Fried Chicken

    • @CoDxMassacre
      @CoDxMassacre 3 роки тому +34

      I read this before the Hound lines came up and heard it in his voice, holy shit I really does. I could see him using cunt that much at the end of all of the shit he's been through, it's poifect

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 роки тому

      That sounds cunt about right!

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 3 роки тому +82

    "I can see the past, *and* the future, but I've no idea what's going on at the fucking moment"
    -Brandon Stark

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 роки тому +81

    The actual ending has faded from my brain and been entirely replaced by this-i’m not complaining

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 4 роки тому +1240

    it took me way too long to notice that the intro song was a seriously cursed version of the Halo theme

    • @tarabletv
      @tarabletv 4 роки тому +22

      Cursed? I think it was a masterpiece

    • @thelurkingpanda3605
      @thelurkingpanda3605 4 роки тому +6

      which intro?

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 4 роки тому +25

      @@thelurkingpanda3605 i just rewatched the entire video looking for it and i have no idea.

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 4 роки тому +4

      The bootleg game of thrones one

    • @MrKingfisher
      @MrKingfisher 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, isn't every other song a cursed version of the Halo theme?

  • @bouya283
    @bouya283 4 роки тому +2509

    Ive been meaning to ask you; if i can ask you something

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 4 роки тому +71

    "I don't want it" summed up GoT ending perfectly

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому +83

    For the last time, they should have just ended the whole series with John Cleese arresting everyone. It still would have been a slap in the face, but then everyone would have been like "Holy shit, I can't believe they actually did that". If you've given up, give up all the way, is what I say.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 4 роки тому +2602

    Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons

    • @honeybea3650
      @honeybea3650 4 роки тому +41

      wow spoilers

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 роки тому +188

      Yeah, I was kind of shocked. I,was like, "I came here for humorous trash, not legitimately interesting / good ideas!"

    • @sleepypixel287
      @sleepypixel287 4 роки тому +33

      It is the biggest trash, in the fanfiction it's funny but in GOT it would be awfull.

    • @j.c.9192
      @j.c.9192 4 роки тому +77

      @@sleepypixel287 Depends on how the writers would handle it.
      Imagine if: the WWs somehow pushed Danny and the gang down South, allowing most of the north of Westeros to be taken. Jamey then betrays Cersei (because 'they all need to stand together' and she isnt having any of that and is batshit insane. Maybe also killing all her aids but being unable to kill her, because he still loves her) and forcing her up North to die at the hands of the WWs. Have her ambition, madness, and sheer hatred for humanity (since she has nothing left) warp her even further. And by the time the Night King or a general finds her, they dont register her as a human or just recognizing her malice/hatred of everything, and decide baptise her (Kind of like what they did with the kids but ++ version). Making her 'the Ice Queen' (but never giving her that name or saying it aloud, just having her be a WW with a sense of self or something.
      Though all that might ruin the political drama.IDK.

    • @sleepypixel287
      @sleepypixel287 4 роки тому +5

      @@j.c.9192 That is the biggest trash, how should Jon and the rest even reatret from Winterfell when the NK takes it.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 роки тому +3043

    James Cameron needs to go to take a page out of IH’s book!

    • @mpmcarthur1371
      @mpmcarthur1371 4 роки тому +27

      Matsimus lol I didn't think I'd find you here

    • @tapestapes0
      @tapestapes0 4 роки тому +3

      And pay for it as well

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 4 роки тому +4

      Matt what are you doing here

    • @trevor3194
      @trevor3194 4 роки тому +5

      Matsimus great to see my favorite non American military UA-camr here.

    • @thejonathan130
      @thejonathan130 4 роки тому +2

      oh hey Matt!

  • @paulmaher7683
    @paulmaher7683 Рік тому +9

    18:55 "I'm cripple Rick!"

  • @TommyNir
    @TommyNir 4 роки тому +168

    I liked it when Bran turned himself into a pickle funniest shit I ever did see

  • @JimJamMS
    @JimJamMS 4 роки тому +374

    You can either raise a child or you can raze a town. Your choice, Daeny.

  • @st4nh633
    @st4nh633 4 роки тому +1014

    “Cryptic crip” is an underrated line

  • @alias588
    @alias588 3 роки тому +42

    That Jon reaction to being a father was absolutely god tier, and I didn't expect it at all.
    I laughed harder at that than I have about anything in a long time.
    Thanks.

  • @Hashbrowniepie
    @Hashbrowniepie 4 роки тому +318

    Not gonna lie, that Ice Queen ending was actually good.

  • @tomtommerson6320
    @tomtommerson6320 4 роки тому +278

    "Oh my wife's dead. Who's gonna play Raid Shadow Legends with me now?"

  • @LobarRobotic
    @LobarRobotic 4 роки тому +556

    "Maybe the real game of thrones were the friends we made along the way" such wise words!

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 3 роки тому +63

    "The witch said I'll never have a child, but look at our adorable little boy"
    ...
    Dany, you are holding a baby dragon

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 3 роки тому +44

    I really liked that random Rick and Morty cameo. That was funny.

  • @EnigmaMachinist
    @EnigmaMachinist 4 роки тому +677

    Dany: "Here I am with a beautiful baby boy. What do you think of it?"
    Jon Snow (Pause) "I don't want it"

  • @James_F_Ewart
    @James_F_Ewart 4 роки тому +262

    “I’ve been meaning to ask you if I can ask you something.”
    - Sam the Brave

  • @robofistsrevenge3288
    @robofistsrevenge3288 3 роки тому +26

    "Hello...it's me...J A I M E L A N N I S T E R...atcher service."

  • @chuchisneko
    @chuchisneko 3 роки тому +33

    IH's and Sumito's friendship is all I ever aspired in life

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 4 роки тому +886

    I don’t really want anymore
    But what I do want
    Is to be able to want some more

    • @twistedpear18
      @twistedpear18 4 роки тому +78

      I don’t want it

    • @theredbastard
      @theredbastard 4 роки тому +21

      Sounds like actual season 8 writing

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 3 роки тому +6

      that sounds very much like it could've been a great Jpop song about depression and youth struggles

    • @michaeljohnlee8036
      @michaeljohnlee8036 3 роки тому +1

      TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN

  • @DreadSnortt
    @DreadSnortt 4 роки тому +876

    *Unironically better than all of the final season*

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 4 роки тому +57

      This is both ironically and unironically the superior product.

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 роки тому +11

      SEASONS

    • @jasonhill2879
      @jasonhill2879 4 роки тому +9

      bandito dorito this is in no way shape or form better than all of game thrones just the final season

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 роки тому +17

      @@jasonhill2879 got has been trash since 6 and that comment was a joke

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 роки тому +1

      "I don't want it" ROFL

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242
    @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242 3 роки тому +55

    IH laugh’s are so genuine, it’s hard to not laugh when he is laughing.

  • @mobtek
    @mobtek 4 роки тому +47

    "ello it's me, jamie lannister." perfect

  • @theforgottencompanion
    @theforgottencompanion 4 роки тому +497

    This is even better considering the fact that I haven’t seen a single episode of GOT

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 4 роки тому +8

      Same here

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 4 роки тому +17

      I've seen a few episodes of SpongeBob.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 роки тому +3

      Same, for the first few minutes I didnt even realize Danny was the girl lmao.

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 роки тому +5

      Trust me, it's even better if you've seen the series.

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 роки тому +7

      But I wouldn't recommend watching it.

  • @FacePomagranate
    @FacePomagranate 4 роки тому +233

    I was expecting the child of a bastard and a dragon to be... A Baggins.

  • @spiwolf6998
    @spiwolf6998 2 роки тому +15

    I scream. You scream. We all scream for the Ice Queen.
    HBO: Write that down!

  • @lmanproductions8680
    @lmanproductions8680 3 роки тому +32

    The way Bran was inspiring mass genocide... I think Littlefinger never died, learned the many faced thing from Arya... and put Bran’s face on.

  • @problematicmonika3723
    @problematicmonika3723 4 роки тому +320

    I need more Sansa/Morty and Bran/Rick in my life

  • @TheLifesach33z
    @TheLifesach33z 4 роки тому +359

    ''I duu''
    ''Daneh''
    ''let's make a dragon''
    oh ffs lmao

  • @Theodoric99
    @Theodoric99 4 роки тому +30

    18:18 Tyrion's voice is spot on

  • @spankymonsterr
    @spankymonsterr 4 роки тому +23

    "I can see thing of the past and of the future, but I've got no idea what's going on right at the fucking moment" - literally Brann's entire character arc lmfao

  • @dylanrheuark3722
    @dylanrheuark3722 4 роки тому +243

    Dany: What is it...
    *looks at smudged writing on hand*
    Missandei

  • @AppiusOS
    @AppiusOS 4 роки тому +173

    My favourite part of GOT was when Maisey Williams left with Leif Erikson and his Vikings to meet Eskimos in America

  • @mgonzalez21986
    @mgonzalez21986 Рік тому +49

    This is gold. You should make a part two for some other TV show or movie that ends badly

    • @poshdan4071
      @poshdan4071 Рік тому +2

      They should redo the Star Wars sequels

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +1

      yes

    • @klafsen
      @klafsen Рік тому

      Mandalorian, Boba Fett, MCU, Velma, etc etc

  • @lukastaylor9544
    @lukastaylor9544 4 роки тому +13

    "cryptic crip" as bran was just swept under the rug

  • @Fredfredbug4
    @Fredfredbug4 4 роки тому +1697

    This dialogue is pretty much on par with Kingdom Hearts

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +157

      Fredfredbug4 Not enough darkness
      But the crypticness is hilariously accurate

    • @siyaamhussain6180
      @siyaamhussain6180 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah and kh3 makes me laugh

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 4 роки тому +14

      I do know hurt

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 4 роки тому +94

      Don't insult this dialogue like that. I'm an avid Kingdom Hearts fan and this makes far more sense and has far less loose threads and convoluted plot holes.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 4 роки тому +55

      @@AshlynOne Kingdom Hearts is an anime fever dream with Disney characters and badass fight scenes, and I wouldn't want it any other way, except for maybe Kairi not being so useless all the time.

  • @oddlem
    @oddlem 4 роки тому +375

    "I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours"
    this must be the most underappreciated line in here lmao

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 4 роки тому +17

      >Underappreciated
      >Quoted in dozens of comments
      ....what?

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 4 роки тому +2

      @@ShroudedWolf51 when I made it I didn't see any other comments quoting that lmao

  • @neathizar9743
    @neathizar9743 4 роки тому +30

    Person: Tries to show me actual GoT
    Me: I don't want it

  • @xx-sof-xx
    @xx-sof-xx Рік тому +5

    This is one of the few youtube videos that I keep coming back to to rewatch and it never gets old

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 4 роки тому +379

    Bran rolling through Kings Landing with squeaky wheels had me in tears.

  • @fetch300
    @fetch300 4 роки тому +687

    As someone who has never seen Game of Thrones, I'll have to admit, this *Has Got To Be* one of the most entertaining endings of all time.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +1

      fetch300 Same

    • @The_Punisher_969
      @The_Punisher_969 3 роки тому +14

      Sadly it's a much better ending than the actual show had

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 3 роки тому +27

      If you ever feel like getting into the show, just watch the first 4-5 seasons, stop, and pretend it stays that good from then on. You'll be much happier

    • @sagebias2251
      @sagebias2251 2 роки тому +1

      This was way better than the last couple of seasons.

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 роки тому +13

    When you had never watch Game of Thrones, so you don't know any of the characters and just accept this as their canonical characteristics.

  • @LukeFancher
    @LukeFancher 3 роки тому +8

    15:51 This “camera” movement killed me.

  • @PorterEX
    @PorterEX 4 роки тому +437

    I just wanted to point out, that at Bunnings Warehouse - Lowest prices are just the beginning

    • @sirtra
      @sirtra 4 роки тому +12

      And the ending is slipping on an onion from the sausage sizzle cause they failed to follow the strict safety guideline by placing them under the sausage.
      Don't be an onion victim, demand all onions be placed under your sausage **ziiiip**

    • @fuzzy4461
      @fuzzy4461 4 роки тому +12

      If you can find a lower price on a stocked item, we'll beat it by 10%

    • @tarrabruh
      @tarrabruh 4 роки тому +3

      Jumbuck Delta 2 Burner Flat BBQ With Folding Legs now only $98

    • @klandalfthewhite9859
      @klandalfthewhite9859 4 роки тому +2

      Total tools - Every tool, every trade, guaranteed

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 4 роки тому +1

      Kings, its recently come to my attention that at Mitre 10 - we'll see you right.

  • @DIGITALMEAT
    @DIGITALMEAT 4 роки тому +430

    oh god that had me in F**king stitches, "such accurate garbage" lololol

  • @TheBigmobe
    @TheBigmobe 4 роки тому +17

    Got damn that "I don't want it" was the best the internet has ever used this meme.
    In case I run for future anything you can use this against me. 15:00

  • @Wunderbarcreepypasta
    @Wunderbarcreepypasta 4 роки тому +24

    internet historian is a international gem

  • @michaelhaydenbell
    @michaelhaydenbell 4 роки тому +399

    18:50 - Now realizing that IH's voice already sounds EXACTLY like Tyrion Lannister, which kinda confused my brain for a sec. But uh, yeah, having the American dude play him with a Brooklyn accent was the braver artistic choice and I deeply respect it.

    • @SumitoMedia
      @SumitoMedia 4 роки тому +87

      Thank you

    • @paintlightshine3655
      @paintlightshine3655 2 роки тому +5

      Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons

    • @tombingus3984
      @tombingus3984 2 роки тому

      "YEah, cut she's been DRAGON her TITs all over Jon snow!"

  • @gil4335
    @gil4335 4 роки тому +88

    so Ranton just did some chewbacca impressions and just left.

  • @mahtimonni97
    @mahtimonni97 4 роки тому +128

    I genuinely feel like this could be made into a postmodern stage play. Keep the third person narration, the bad accents and the corpsing. It could be the first shitpost on stage. Just gotta find a way to simulate the photoshop style of movement.

    • @1000drman
      @1000drman 4 роки тому +18

      Maybe images on sticks?

    • @mwachalaeric2577
      @mwachalaeric2577 3 роки тому +8

      Perhaps, electroshock therapy?

    • @RaSkipper
      @RaSkipper 3 роки тому +19

      Actors holding life size cardboard cutouts

    • @charlesnathansmith
      @charlesnathansmith Рік тому +1

      You're thinking too small. Shitposts on Ice

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Рік тому +1

      corpsing?

  • @MilleniumActress
    @MilleniumActress 4 роки тому +15

    "Let's make a dragon, Dany." Lmao.

  • @OdinComposer
    @OdinComposer 4 роки тому +220

    John going "I don't want it" and Bran & Sansa as Rick & Morty is the funniest shit

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 4 роки тому +187

    I got an ad in the middle of your Raids: Shadow Leggings ad.

  • @amhk5918
    @amhk5918 3 роки тому +13

    Fucking love the Witcher 3 soundtrack in the background

  • @darnchacha1632
    @darnchacha1632 4 роки тому +18

    I was watching this at work and I lost my shit when Arya put on Jamie Lannester's face, everyone looked at me, good video.

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 роки тому +389

    These videos with Sumito are literally the situations where someone keeps adding to a joke while everyone around them are dying laughing

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 3 роки тому +11

      And he just keeps leaning into the New York accent.

  • @Tiago88Alves
    @Tiago88Alves 4 роки тому +199

    “A Megazord.”
    Couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 роки тому +6

      I was unloading the dishwasher and curled into a 90-degree angle standing up pressing the glasses to my gut so I didn't drop them.
      That got me real good as someone deliriously tired.

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 3 роки тому +5

    the witcher flute gets me every time.

  • @Marie-cq5td
    @Marie-cq5td 3 роки тому +6

    Art.
    Put it in a museum immediately !

  • @korvynknightway
    @korvynknightway 4 роки тому +267

    "You're not a warrior anymore. You're mah wife."
    I'm using that 😂😂😂😂