The Gentleman Pirate | Sundance Rejects
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- Опубліковано 5 лис 2020
- The story of Stede Bonnet, a man who had an early mid-life crisis and decided to go a-pirating.
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Stede Bonnet - Ordinary Things: • The Evil Economics of ...
Ignatius Pell - SumitoMedia: / superkinkyninja
Mary Bonnet's Face - Selmacashmoney: / selmacashmoney
(voice by Sumito, sorry Selma)
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Original Music
Ben Symons (for hire)
Playlist of composed tracks:
• Internet Historian - D...
We also worked pretty hard on a version of the montage with lyrics, but then it just didn't quite work together with the visuals:
• Internet Historian - T...
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Other Music:
1. The Lone Rock
• Pirates Gold - Complet...
2. The Ends Of The Earth (19:19)
• Assassin's Creed IV : ...
3. I wonder - PYC music (audio library)
• I Wonder - PYC Music (...
4. Your Hand Of Sun and Jewels (Carja traditional) 02:44:22
• Horizon: Zero Dawn OST...
5. Becalmed (Concertina)
• SEA OF THIEVES - Full ...
6. Moderate Threat - Ben
Maiden Voyage
• SEA OF THIEVES - Full ...
7. Dreams - Firef!ies (audio library)
• Dreams - Firefl!es (No...
8. Ride of the Valkyries
• SEA OF THIEVES - Full ...
Pillars of eternity - elmshore
• Pillars of Eternity So...
(The rest still coming) - Фільми й анімація
![ПОЛНАЯ ИСТОРИЯ ЭКЗОРЦИЗМА [Топ Сикрет]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qBySr6Bt0B8/mqdefault.jpg)
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Lmao I laughed so hard at this
This reply is only two hours old and it has 661 likes already
That was great! Actually learned quite a deal from this.
Also didn't realize, until mentioned at the end, that he played a role in assassins creed black flag.
All of this because his wife wouldn't pass him the god damn syrup
Next time my wife won't pass me the syrup, I'll tell her that I'll become a pirate if you don't.
Moral of the story: Don't get married.
@@gordothesluggo1838 Aye
Not you Mary, I was talking to our daughter
Nah bro
He was talking to his daughter
All this was because he named his daughter like his wife
"What's your favourite movie?"
"It's complicated..."
@Simon Wyzik everyone knows this movie, smh my head
This is shockingly true.
The Quarter master is like the random person you met in game who's a veteran who's played for a couple years and is fine dealing with your shit as a new player
Booger
Yeah, the Quartermaster is a real blessing. The true badass of the show!
8th master*
I always show nothing but respect to the Quartermasters in my Battalion lol. Wars in the end are won by logistics.
Kim Kitsuragi ???
I feel so sorry for the quartermaster in this story. He seems competent, intelligent, and loyal. He definitely deserved better than having to deal with all this shit.
If he really existed. Or maybe he was a combination of people Stede met on his journeys.
I'm really sad he was never promoted to 3 Quarter Master or at least half-master .
@@yuutaruu4242 Robert Tucker definitely existed
Fr, the quartermaster was a mad lad
he's literally adewalle from ac 4
"The gentleman pirate"
*Abandons family 8 minutes in*
Netflix: *casts him black*
Everyone: hol up...
@@handler8838 we wuz swashbucklers n sheit
A true gentleman ALWAYS abandons his family!
He took Takeshi's Challenge
@@xEXABYTEx Dammit, he shot the wind again!
All these stock image costume models had no idea they would play supporting roles in a blockbuster film.
Bruh
How about a community picture casting for the next video?
Hey I know this is off-topic but where is your profile pic from?
it looks familiar
Text To Speech man is honored to be in this production
@@misnomer6345 I will answer for him, it's from the Monogatari series. Enjoy that strange master piece of an anime.
Consider this: building his boat so that he could be a pirate took 3 times as long as his actual pirating career
His quartermaster and Blackbeard were extremely patient with him, probably because of how nice the guy was. They gave him way too many opportunities to shape up in my opinion.
It’s still so bizarre to me to picture someone as ruthless and brutal as Blackbeard, being patient with someone with the learning curve of the Great Plains.
@@octavianschaefer7294 well the guy last name is Teach after all
@@octavianschaefer7294 he literally never killed anyone Blackbeard was a nice guy too
@@spongytrout7462 "Nice" with quotation marks. Not killing someone is nice, but leading a bunch of pirates to kill for you... I dunno if I'd call that nice...
His Quartermaster's patience is truly inspiring. He seems like a genuinely loyal and trustworthy crew member. If I were a pirate, I'd love to have him on board
Quartermaster not getting promoted to Halfmaster at the end was a missed opportunity
Not sure what you mean but, I think I agree: a very confusing/disappointing erection we've got here. 🧐
Two thirds master
Well he was half in some respects
Dollarmaster would of been better
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 quartermaster being a quarter of a master and halfmaster being a half of a master
I just saw the length of it...
so impressive...
It's movie night, bois
I thought the cam was off
ok....
@@IHincognitoMode genius
Proof that storytelling is more important than special effects... not that they weren't first rate. 10/10.
First rate? more like Fifth Rate! 🤣
Indeed
Huh? These were special effects?
*Squints* could have sworn this was all live action and practical sets....
Him being tossed around, meeting legendary piates and participating in major events all while being stuck in the background truly makes this plot feel like a weird/funny spinoff movie of a major franchise . Reminds me of The Lion King 1½
It sorta feels like an rpg game where the player tries to get away with making as little decisions as possible, except this actually happened in real life
@@octavianschaefer7294 and weirdly non aggressive
He's the Forrest Gump of pirates 🤣
It feels like a DLC to assassin’s creed Black flag
@@alanabyss9246It's the character Edward meets, helps build a ship, becomes the fan favorite character and then has a sad ending that absolutely breaks your heart
Ironically, Blackbeard died the way Stede wanted to go out. Fighting till his last breath. In the end even that was indirectly stolen from him by Blackbeard.
Poor Stede.
Fucking Shakespearean
I doubt a literate man would want to be shot, beaten and cut with a sword 20 times, and his head put on the front of a ship
@@loone3100 Some random witch to Blackbeard before meeting Bonnet: "I seeth thee in the shadows of anoth'r, but soft becoming what yond sir dreams. Beware though, lief to beest captain known f'r hair so black. F'r the life thee shall stealeth shall beest the one who is't shalt endeth thee, not by blade, 'r by caliver, 'r by poison, but by the fate that gent wast destin'd to has't."
@Sheklelberg Goldstein A supposed Shakespearean version of: "I see you in the shadows of another, slowly becoming what that man dreams. Beware though, soon to be captain known for hair so black. For the life you will steal will be the one who shall end you, not by blade, or by gun, or by poison, but by the fate he was destined to have."
This honestly made me so sad I didn’t finish the video out of pure sadness
This is unnervingly close to being a competent film
Had they taken this seriously, it could absolutely have been. I wish there was a genre like this, entire-lenght films edited in this sort of fashion
Edit: excuse me, it actually is a competent film
It could definitely be adapted to an animation of sorts.
@@Masterwar15 nah this sort of editing adds character.
@@Metruzanca Aye
You should have sent in this script... Nice historical comedy pirate film.
I am genuinely bothered by how well Sumito voices the angry wife.
@SeenBefore I KNOW RIGHT?
STEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Im so annoyed by it 😂
Spot on Mickey Mouse impression. :p
😂😂😂
It should be pointed out that Stedes bounty was one of the highest ever given to a pirate with it being even larger than blackbeards bounty by the time he was executed
How exactly did he get higher than Blackbeard?
@@antman1001000 probably that bloody swathe at the end of his pirating career
@@antman1001000because Black Beard didn't kill
This is just grown men playing with dolls but instead of dolls it's Photoshop.
The beginning of the etiquette episode comes to mind hahahah
LOL
1000th like
I hold all the power
The modern puppet show!
*after effects
"At age 6, Stede's father died." God, that dad died young.
I shouldn't have laughed
@Matthew Bourke Not really, if you made it past 2 you would probably reach 70ish.
@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 you must really hate children .
"Ara ara."
-Stede's mom, probably
At least he was born with a face
Man, I can't believe HBO Max put Our Flag Means Death on UA-cam to watch for free. Super cool of them.
I think this is better it even has bonnet turn into a competent pirate. The show never lets him have that hes just a punching bag.
Actually shocked how decent Blackbeard was to Bonnet, the fact he gave back what he manipulatively took says something at the very least.
Despite all the jokes about it in the pirates of the Caribbean movie there was some weird code of honor they all had
I was looking for this comment. Blackbeard was EXTREMELY good to this man. I was stunned with the "twist" of blackboard being a "good" guy.
Also, all the loyalty Bonnett received, all the way to the end, was unwarranted for a man of his stature.
I love how likeable the Eighthmaster is despite the fact that he is just a png of some guy in a pirate costume lol.
he is sumito, from the "in the field/quarantine" series.
Another Wea ......no. Sumito is the boatswain. The quartermaster is just a pic of some guy.
@@SomeOne-vf1rs whaaat? he looks identical wtf!
Quartermaster was a chad
he is more than that to us.
Fun fact: There's are over 100 vending machines per pirate in Nassau.
Real shit
also 1 condom per 100 pirates in somali
Are you sure you're not talking about refrigerators
@@plokijum No, no, that's a STAT!
Fun fact: there are over 100 vending machines per pirate in nebraska
I like how his kids names are Stede, Mary, Allamby, and Edward, which are his name, his wife’s name, his wife’s maiden name, and his father’s name respectively
They couldn't find the family Bible to pick new names so they just had to go with the ones they knew.
Me and my 2 siblings have our middle names as our grandparents' first names, and my bro has our dad's name. With richer people like him that was even more common. In the Elizabethan Era there was a woman named Douglas Sheffield. She was the mistress of the man Elizabeth I was interested in. Douglas.
@@moomyung9231My friend and her younger sister have the same name just flipped around. So they're basically Jane Doe Smith and Doe Jane Smith (not their real names obviously). I'll never personally understand why people recycle names like that when naming their kids, but it is interesting.
Love the cheesy happy ending after the real one, it's obviously fake but still gives a sense of catharsis, and ends the story on a happy note.
Yes the good ending
Yeah, I love a happy ending me. I'm just a big softie - although I hate cat simps.
it made me giggle and i think thats enough
The fact that Stede and Blackbeard literally just parted ways with no mutinies is hilarious to me.
it gets even *better* when you realized that given enough time, Stede's crew would and *did* mutiny on their own and flocked to him at the first opportunity. 3-D chess
Uhhh.. that was back when democracy worked
@@francissoto3027 I love you
He was so incompetent, there was no point
yes it suprised me so much, Blackbeard could have had two ships instantly but he gave him one chance which is so strange but kinda nice that he rather made the safe gamble than just betray him.
“Internet Historian”, more like “History Historian”
History Internetian?
Wikipedia Historian
History historian: Unknown Author
ether way i wanna see more of this grade A+ work myself
well you see, Blackbeard was a huge shitposter on Tumblr back in the day.
Moral of the story:
It's not that a pirate can't be a gentleman, it's that gentlemen don't make for good pirates.
Indeed
he was just pretty strategically impaired tbh if he wasn't so dumb he would've been decent
I really want to use that saying, that is amazing
@@enthiegavoir5955
Go ahead!
@@ob2kenobi388 he just pirated your turn of phrase... And YOU'RE THANKING HIM
I love this quartermaster guy. He seems to always give good advice and truly has his captain's back. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.
Oh...does he die?
@@datguymillernah he lives in the secret ending
"And... Black Beard actually gave him his ship back." What a twist.
Kinda hoping he would steal it
but he did
Blackbeard actually gave him his ship back and yet he still lost it to him
That takes a special kind of fucking it up
But he did
Blackbeard was the uber chad, he already knew the crew was going to go to him after they saw his work. He was playing the long con
"A stunning adventure brilliantly delivered by Mr. Historian"- The New York Times
"INNIT"- BBC
"A periscope into the brilliant world of pirating, skillfully delivered by Director Historian"- Rotten Oranges
“A little something for everyone”-IGN
“Too much water” - also IGN
"An emotional story, however we question if the ending is accurate" - CNN
To much Bonnet-ign 10/10
Yes
didn't know that "the revenge" was the first ship Blackbeard captained...then named his ship "the queen ann's revenge"
stede legit inspired blackbeards ship name
He was probably hoping to pin whatever he did on Stede.
The knock on 28:50 sounded so realistic on my headphones, that I almost jumped out of my chair as I was sure someone is knocking on my window. On the third floor. At night. Thank you for this jumpscare.
Me too, holy shit
lol just happened to me as well
Holy shit, same!
Same
I just opened my eyes a bit more and yelled "COME IN..!", then opened my door, laughed and came to look if someone else commented on it, wtf!
Things I can handle
-His crew rebelling against his orders.
-His crew choosing a new Captain.
Things I can't handle
-The boys not wanting to listen to storytime in the late hour.
Yeah that hit on a personal level
And also the quartermaster dying
@@drip1192 too soon man, too soon...
I want to like this comment but it's at 666 and I don't want to ruin that
*ow*
Moral of the story:
Don’t get a nagging wife or you’ll end up on an extremely painful redemption ark.
or get one and u gain god tier plot armor for the most part of your life.
Grab the syrup by yourself
It happened in gta 5 as well!
I like the idea of naming his ship "the Redemption Ark"
I don’t think that was the moral 🤔
The gag of Stede being pushed face first into a pile of sand place in the prison cell a second and third time after the first on the island, along with the follow up "sand was everywhere" did not do unappreciated! So funny.
So basically Stede Bonnet was just the Michael Scott of piracy
Uuuh...yeah that about sums it up
I think we could all use a quartermaster in our lives. A true homie.
Successful men have awful wives
He is the kind of man I aspire to be. Minus the death by canon fire, multiple organs flying out & being marooned.
Don’t you mean 1/8th master?
@@TominusMaximus shutup reason no one listens to you anymore its 2020
Ignatius Pell is a douche
This man had a mid life crisis so intense that it ended up in the history books
I imagine that much of history is a series of mid life crises.
Today, he might end up in a "florida man did...." head line :D
@@felixl.2606 Florida man stole merchant vessel, ends up attacking a Venezuelan Navy's Frigate.
He’s like a real life Heisenberg.
@@hanselsihotang hmmm good idea I might try that
"Chapter 108 the very hungry caterpillar is on trial for his war crimes"
Imagine being the stock photo guy used for all of the crewmembers and seeing this haha
Just watching edited versions of yourself dance around in a pirate movie wow
🤖Arr🤖
I'll never forgive reality for not letting Stede have his final anime showdown with Blackbeard
Thaz some fukin one piece bullshit
That's what you get for not listening one-eighth-master.
Atleast he outlived him
The greatest tradgedy of modern history 😤😞
@@rpgeek22 Very true that
I just want to note that this dude was 30 when he died. This man had 4 kids and did all this pirate stuff by 30. What a legend.
30 in 1718 years is 60.
No, it’s not. It’s still 30. People didn’t magically age faster.
@@JurzGarz I think what he means is that being 30 then is like being 60 now (because life expectancy?)
@@alvyna.5903 Yeah but that isnt even accurate. The main reason life expectancy was so low was infant mortality being really high. People lived pretty close to as long as they do now.
@@donniejefferson9554 huh, neat
It might have been silly, but I found myself genuinely involved in the story. It was very enjoyable
This guy looks like the reporter who helped the man that was stuck in a cave.
🤣🤣
Must be a distant ancestor!
sus, innit?
Yeah, same guy. I like to think it’s a vampire.
"Damn, this almost sounds hilariously true"
*checks wikipedia
No fucking way
I swear I did the exact same thing. I was baffled. What a fucking story.
For real
Mainly the good ending
For those who did not know, Bonnet's quartermaster was named Robert Tucker. Rest in peace, Robert.
Robert was a real bro
Him and his constantly-spilling-out organs
@@tachisme bor
@@tachisme I definitely endorse this message. Mostly because my middle initial is 'O'.
@@tachisme bor
I love how you can still tell Blackbeard is voiced by SumitoMedia even though there's voice modulation
Damn I didn't even notice that, wow that's incredible
I think it says something that, only in the face of hardship could Bonnet become a true pirate. It shows that this type of job can only come from desperation.
If only Stede had Nord vpn, The British would have never found him.
Nice
"Sir, we've uncovered Stede's location"
"Good, let's prepare an attack"
"There's just one problem"
"And what would that be?"
"You see, Stede is apparently sailing in the indian sea right now"
"Wha- how?"
"And less than 24 hours ago he was sailing in Antarctica"
@@andrezits9723 “sir, it appears Stede is now at the king's castle,”
“Wait wha-”
“The king was killed by an AR-15”
Quartermaster is that dude with 5000 hours on a game, who just plays support even though he knows all of the tips and tricks for every other class... but he just wants to carry because noone else could do his job better than him
those guys are truly noble warriors
He may be quartermaster but he stole all of our hearts
its called a bodhisattva
And yet, history never cared to remember his name... Poor guy
@@SwiftNimblefoot i looked up on wikipedia and according to that his name was Robert Tucker
I'm glad he lived. Got the Quartermaster back and everything 😃
i hope we get one of these types of videos again. the swedish job and this are so good
YES.
Internet Historian: creates FEATURE LENGTH FILM.
Also Internet Historian: releases it on alternate account....
I shudder to imagine what will appear next on the main channel if this has become your idea of a shtpost.
Internet historian gets to talk about actual history
Internet Historian about to put the Long Man himself, Mauler, to shame.
3 HOUR LONG FILM BOYS
@@bakedbagels3716 and then a trilogy
And that's how longmen are made.
This is literally the 1700s equivalent to breaking bad.
You are not wrong
This is the exact moment stede bonnet became captain bonnet
@@jjsouls6986 have you watched the whole thing? the first season was slow, it gets better
@@jjsouls6986 what in the world are you talking about
@@Nugzerian idk what ur talking about🕷🦊
I may have missed something, but I’m curious as to how Bonnet found out his crew was marooned on the sandbar. What, did Blackbeard just leave a note on the Revenge that said “your princess is in another castle”? How did he know that they didn’t just go with Blackbeard?
There's a specific sandbar that the pirate community collectively agreed to abandon their crews at. It was so that any captain in need of more men could check there for abandoned men
@@SpiffoGaming that’s surprisingly forward thinking for what essentially amounts to a bunch of raiders
@@SpiffoGaming Ah, how stupid of me. I forgot about the old pirate trick of the “lost and found” box
@Octavian Schaefer just because they're criminals doesn't mean they're stupid.
This isn't Bethesda.
@@SpiffoGaming I really can´t think of anything smart to say here
:D
see you at Twiggy´s
Blackbeards character is voiced INCREDIBLY well here, and his dialogue is just as good. I genuinely felt he was a badass that I was slightly afraid of, and not a character in an Internet Historian video whenever he spoke.
when your dad goes out for milk and ends up on the gallows for piracy a year and a half later
Despite it not making sense at all, I like to imagine the family seeing Dad's face on a wanted poster on the back of a milk jug.
"He went to get milk, I didn't think he'd be on the milk."
@@benevolentworldexploder5395 wanted posters on milk jugs seem a bit strange.
No he went to get syrup.
Sounds about right
Sometimes a family is a quartermaster, a gentleman pirate and their 3 children
500
I can still remember when I watched this the day it was uploaded, it was a masterpiece then and it still is now
This walked so “our flags mean death” could run
"Well, I'm not like the other pirates" a statement only a protagonist with god-level plot armor would say.
And he really did have a thick plot armor
basically monkey d luffy
I don't see why everyone's so sad over the Quartermaster's fate.
After such immaculate service, the Quartermaster was promoted to Halfmaster. Just not by his captain, but rather the British cannonball.
thats pretty good lol
Now this is a good comment
demoted to eighthmaster, then promoted back, then demoted to eighthmaster again
😔
:|
>:|
>:)
The Quarter Master (1/8 Master) Is the single most precious character ever.
Had he not decided to become a pirate that day despite his inexperience, we wouldn't even know who this man were. By mere trying something even without fully succeeding he made it to the history books. If that's not the true happy ending and lesson here I don't know what is.
dude was hanged
@@jordanriederer1518 We all die eventually, might as well make an event of it.
@@jordanriederer1518 Despite that, he will probably be remembered more than you and I
@@joaquincasascortes624 Wasted a life to be remembered by random people on the internet ? I would rather be remembered by those that is close to me. Glory is fools' gold and all that.
@@knell18897 glory may be fool's gold but by jove is it not the only thing some of the greatest men desire.
Stede wasn’t really even a captain just like a dude they let hang out with them because he owns the boat lol
He was the Tekashi69 of pirates.
Don't do that to him. Let him have this one.
Basically like any drummer in any band ever.
like the kid who nobody liked but he was the only one who had a nintendo
boatlord
It won’t be long before teachers show this in schools
It is quite well sourced
Oh hey buddy
I'm pretty sure my Sose Teacher Mr Murphy wouldve have
innit
Can you imagine? History would actually be kinda interesting
I loved the show they made about this video!!
30:52 what Teach did was definitely merciful, Steve had a new opportunity to learn what it really means to be a pirate
This man is really just making actual movies for us. This is why he’s such a good UA-camr.
He won't even do it on the main channel. Respect
We dont deserve him
@@EminTahirov they need to let him reset the password again
Its one of the many reasons that "stock image of elderly Caucasian male" will, in my mind, forever be the Internet Historian.
Heres hoping like all the best movies it comes in a group of three, the second of which is by far the best even though the other two are still pretty good, and the fourth of which *does not, never has, and never will exist.*
That Quartermaster is a total waifu material.
No, Husbando!!
He's right next to Speedwagon in top tier waifu material!
You know, I totally started shipping them after that he said as you wish.
Lol
I wish this wasn't so true
I have been consistently coming back to watch this when I'm having bad days - this is genuinely serotonin fuel for me. Thank you very much for helping me through the hardest of times.
i have lost count of the times i have watched this in entirety and loved the ever living fuck out of it. one of the best things i've ever seen.
I love how he cited his sources.
Internet Historian is officially more informative than the History Channel.
yea cus hes the internet *historian*
Nuh uh! History channel has the best evidences for ancient aliens 👽
JaGuaR 3 Seasons and still going. Annnd pawn shops
The same applied to the Swedish Job, and if you have not seen it yet your day is about to get better.
@@icecream7785 i thought he did the history of the internet. Guess hes branching out, I'll stay tuned!
The scene where Blackbeard roasts Stede, takes him hostage, steals his crew, and buys him a drink while Stede contemplates what a failure he is in spite of everything in life being handed to him actually made me feel a feeling. Nominating this for actual Sundance.
For real! That scene, and Harriet’s death scene, Stede’s quest for revenge. I thought I was just gonna watch and laugh but I nearly cried like four times during this whole ass movoe
I didn't think I'd get emotional too, when Stede's crew didn't want him to read a book was the beginning of something else entirely
I got sad over a compilation of Google images
Sundance is a noncefest though. I'm not sure if getting nominated should be perceived as a positive.
@@cymes82 Go outside, Br*tard.
The story of Thomas Cochrane is insane. Royal Naval captain in the Nepoleonic Wars. If you ever needed another idea like this vid, I'd highly recommend
As odd as it is the guy that's depicted as stede bonnett looks exactly like how you would imagine someone like him to look.
seriously, ordinary things was absolutely perfect for the role
MA! Kids! He’s done it! Gather round!!
*grabs popcorn* n o i c e
Pog
Hey hey hey what are YOU doing here!? Nice
IH is Otachan’s husbando comfirmed.
Wait wtf
Let this be a lesson to all who wish to become a pirate. Pirating isn't all about sailing and booty, but sometimes it's about the matey's we make along the way.
:^)
P.^)
One Piece
Yarr, that do be a fine statement.
The true booty was on the friends we made along the way
It's nice to watch something about Stede Bonnet that doesn't make me run through a vast range of emotions in 28 minutes
That quartermaster was the absolute man here. Through the amateurishness and idiocy, he stood by Stede’s side the entire time. All respect to him.
best boi
waifu material
Big F
F
F
His piracy would have never been found out, if he used Nord VPN.
Virtual Pirate Network?
@@liopleurodon155 Precisely.
Underrated comment
Weren't they hacked recently?
our flag means death should've been the love history between stede and the quartermaster.
It's kinda nice that Blackbeard gave him his ship and crew back the first time. Had Bonnet been more lucky after that maybe his pirate life would have been much better
these aren't even sundance rejects anymore, they're just sundance hits
They're certainly watched by more people.
Ari Kat more like Ari spittin-fact.
@@nikhilvishnoi100
That’s a great joke, my lad
@@kn1ght-788 thanks thats much appreciated.
Ageeed
As a sailor I can confirm this is 100% nautically accurate
And nautical accuracy is 115% of regular accuracy!
@@DrD0000M Obviously. A nautical mile is 115% further than a landlubber mile, so 115% more accurately miley.
Mmmm nautical science.
This was an experience, such a well paced feature length film with excitement around every corner!
I think that there needs to be an awards category for films like this.
10/10 better than Pirates of the Caribbean 5!
Are you suggesting Pirates 1 - 4 are all 10/10?
@Andy Taken I mean 1 is certainly up there but I do think I'd rather watch this than probably any of them haha
At least this one's educational
@@nathanmullan71 I would agree 1 was up there, I was merely joking because your comment suggests all of them bar PoC5 is a 10/10
3 years later and this is still the best movie that's come out in the past 15 years. I watch this once every 6 months.
This is basically just 1700’s Breaking Bad
Yup
Majority of pirates personal back ground stories are 1600/1700s breaking bad.
-And this is the exact moment Stede Bonnet becomes The Gentleman Pirate
no wonder i loved it so much
damn youre right
“Pirate captain reading to the crew” is a remarkably wholesome image I never knew I needed
@@zogwort1522 Huh?
@@zogwort1522 Wha-
@@zogwort1522 what in the hell? lmao
Yeah till the caterpillar committed war crimes...
@@zogwort1522 what
The second ending brought tears to my eyes; so beautiful.
As much as I enjoy Our Flag Means Death, nothing beats the original
Let's all admit, Internet Historian is the true second channel.
Who doesn't spend the majority of there time in *incognito mode*
@@Guitar-Dog there's a non incognito mode?
Just like Jerma
If only UA-cam would him reset his password.
Temporary Shadow Channel
"But it's not historically accurate!"
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
it's a refernce to the first spiderman movie lmao
@@thatperson420blyat
Yes. We know.
@@thatperson420blyat woosh
Gonna cry?
@@skracha2 "woosh" is for when someone doesnt get the joke but he was explaining the joke, meaning he already knew what the joke was
That production value was INSANE! I normally wouldn’t watch a video this long but that was incredible!
2:05 RIP Stede's father, he lived an accomplished 6 years.
Lol
cinematic masterpiece, 2/10
:^)
Yoo weest wasssupp!!!!!
Stfu weest
What a lad
lol
I don’t know why but it’s kinda wholesome when he reads to his pirate crew
All the more heartbreaking when the crew doesn't care about the story anymore
The police ship was simply the best thing ever.
I come back once a year. Internet Historian makes the most rewatchable videos on this platform fs.