Exploring the Clickbait Kingdom [Old ITF]

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  • @MemeInsider
    @MemeInsider 5 років тому +19222

    Writing this with a banana lodged down my throat. Never felt better!

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal 5 років тому +234

      Gay, lol, like me plz

    • @caesar1700
      @caesar1700 5 років тому +31

      @Meme Insider Made sure to get this clever comment out hours earlier eh? Smart lad.

    • @bungiesblueflames
      @bungiesblueflames 5 років тому +15

      Meme Insider how did you comment 5 hours ago when the video came out 29 minutes ago?

    • @forere9207
      @forere9207 5 років тому +32

      @@bungiesblueflames privated and he had a link.

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 5 років тому +4

      69 likes

  • @Nah427
    @Nah427 3 роки тому +2053

    The "suicide and self-harm" warning before this was kinda funny.

  • @losdiabloslaxr
    @losdiabloslaxr 5 років тому +10788

    The coke article was clearly written by a bunch of thirsty ants

    • @Dman6779
      @Dman6779 5 років тому +264

      a master plan

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 5 років тому +127

      It was Microsoft the whole time.

    • @RoboThot711
      @RoboThot711 5 років тому +277

      Spray it ALL OVER your house. Pour it directly into the top of the anthill please it's hot outside

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 років тому +44

      Pls give us the Coke.

    • @mustangrt8866
      @mustangrt8866 5 років тому +28

      it's the easiest way to get yellowjackets around your house

  • @MannyXVIII
    @MannyXVIII 4 роки тому +1173

    someone clearly just looked up the ingredients of coca cola and search of stuff you can do with them *when used seperatly*
    caffeine is an insect killer
    phosphorus acid in gel form is a pretty good rust remover
    etc.

    • @milkjug4237
      @milkjug4237 4 роки тому +135

      Did you know that Sodium is a lethal gas? Salt is a poison! Use it wisely.

    • @MannyXVIII
      @MannyXVIII 4 роки тому +102

      @@milkjug4237
      Frist of all: Poisones or not is mostly a matter of dosage.
      Salt is sodiumchloride. Pure sodium is a soft *solid* metal that will react either slowly with oxygen from the air or violently with water.
      There are streetlamps that use extreme conditions to vaporize sodium and that emits the yellpw light used to brighten dark streets at night.
      If that vapor is poisones is unkown to me but since we are mostly made of water sodium should not be cosumed in its elemental form. Salt ist another matter entirely, since the sodium has already reacted violently with chloride at this point.
      But there is another strange fact you mind find interesting. Everyone who has breathed air so far has died and you canhold yourbreathfor the rest of your life.

    • @milkjug4237
      @milkjug4237 4 роки тому +117

      @@MannyXVIII Man, I never knew that- but the fact that everyone who's ever breathed air has died is kinda scary...I'll tell Fox.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +36

      @@milkjug4237 slow your comedy dude this man is clearly a Chemist...... He could end your life without you ever realizing it.... By talking about your semprini boil cream

    • @TheAwesomePieGuy
      @TheAwesomePieGuy 4 роки тому +14

      Educational. Very fitting for your pfp. Thanks, Vsauce!

  • @WLDFLD
    @WLDFLD 4 роки тому +237

    The reason the self-published Kindle book was 30 pages is because... 30 pages is the minimum allowable length to sell on Kindle.

  • @severalpunchman2698
    @severalpunchman2698 5 років тому +2498

    You're using Incognito mode? Dude, at least give the FBI a chance!

    • @bluegill5192
      @bluegill5192 5 років тому +98

      Plus NordVPN®, He is unhackable

    • @xjamesxreedx
      @xjamesxreedx 5 років тому +54

      My man's hiding behind 3 proxys.

    • @SamuraiX6288
      @SamuraiX6288 5 років тому +16

      Hackerman, looks like you’re trying to hack an FBI helicopter.

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 5 років тому +36

      Have you seen the channel name? If the FBI had rubbed coke-covered banana peels on their servers and eyes like I told them, then they would be able to catch all the criminals.

    • @SeeDMT
      @SeeDMT 5 років тому +12

      should delete system 32 for extra security

  • @AdmiralBonetoPick
    @AdmiralBonetoPick 4 роки тому +207

    One good use for Coke is to get a seat on the bus: just pour some on the person whose seat your want, and they'll leap up from it.
    But if you want to prevent it happening to you, you need to lay some banana skins on the floor in front of you, so anyone approaching to try and spray you with Coke will slip and fall before they get to you.
    "Bus drivers hate him..."

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 років тому +5932

    It would have been the most ironic thing if you had clickbaited us with the title but you didn't

    • @TheAxb993
      @TheAxb993 5 років тому +234

      We EXPOSED the CLICKBAIT KINGDOM using PHILLIP DEFRANCO (NUMBER 8 will TRAUMATIZE YOU) (EXCLUSIVE GUEST MemeInsider) (100% WORKING)

    • @HappyPotat
      @HappyPotat 5 років тому +45

      The results DID shock you though.

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 5 років тому +52

      @@TheAxb993 I'm not clicking that. It hasn't gone wrong. OR sexual. 9/10.

    • @--___--d
      @--___--d 5 років тому +5

      + 4K VIDEO @@TheAxb993

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 5 років тому

      Yes and the clickbait title had to have all eight categories in it, that would've been perfect

  • @alphacrepe452
    @alphacrepe452 4 роки тому +1027

    Why would you go see a therapist that would cost you hundreds of dollars. When you can buy a banana for $0.75 or so.

  • @zachnason5537
    @zachnason5537 5 років тому +2298

    So Coke can be your perfect conditioner, but strips paint from metal? Damn.

    • @Alex_IHateHandles
      @Alex_IHateHandles 5 років тому +116

      Zach Nason Well your hair’s not paint is it?

    • @thislopop2700
      @thislopop2700 5 років тому +151

      It is also a good idea to use it for defrosting car windows.
      Because cars don't have any metal surfaces with paint on them, that's a scientific fact,

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil 4 роки тому +8

      Cocke can fix cluged toilets and poor indians farmers use it to kill pests, that shit is toxic

    • @Ostentatiousnessness
      @Ostentatiousnessness 4 роки тому

      Hardcore

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 4 роки тому +16

      "It strips paint from metal, I want to put it in me."

  • @nikolai6969
    @nikolai6969 5 років тому +6122

    Drowned my son in coke, he seemed much more polite afterwards, wont say a thing!

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 років тому +50

      Yeah... Social services are coming to arrest you now.

    • @encabulator99
      @encabulator99 5 років тому +116

      The department of social services wants to know your location

    • @xXticklemonsterXx
      @xXticklemonsterXx 5 років тому +62

      I gotta try this!

    • @alankusparmakov9330
      @alankusparmakov9330 5 років тому +99

      @@samuelr.6046 Just give 'em some coke

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 років тому +29

      He also doesn't stare at people anymore! Wow!

  • @AgentPanda15
    @AgentPanda15 4 роки тому +1417

    "Depressed? Eat bananas"
    I'm allergic to bananas so that explains the depression

    • @krox4483
      @krox4483 4 роки тому +35

      ​@Preben Alexander Andreassen Have a banana and you will be ok.

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 роки тому +29

      𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮

    • @weismeister121
      @weismeister121 4 роки тому +4

      Then eat other foods with high concentration of Potassium...which apparently helps with proper brain function.

    • @AgentPanda15
      @AgentPanda15 4 роки тому +7

      I discovered banana liqueur so I'm cured of depression

    • @explodingtomahawks7589
      @explodingtomahawks7589 3 роки тому +9

      Used to love bananas, my favorite fruit, until one day I'm eating one and BAM I'm in the hospital for an allergic reaction. Shit sucks.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +3793

    You forgot to put a million red circles and arrows in the thumbnail.

    • @caesar1700
      @caesar1700 5 років тому +56

      You're the poor man's Justin Y.

    • @Littlekidlover514
      @Littlekidlover514 5 років тому +7

      Rymbr That’s what I’m saying! TheWoinBoy? More like TheMEANBoy.

    • @zyriab5797
      @zyriab5797 5 років тому +7

      The guy is bringing cancer on Internet Historian's comment section for fuck sake.

    • @Littlekidlover514
      @Littlekidlover514 5 років тому +1

      TheWoinBoy It was pretty clever man. You gotta admit it.

    • @caesar1700
      @caesar1700 5 років тому +2

      @@Littlekidlover514 is your username an Office reference? Because if it is, you win all arguments by default

  • @David-hl9iv
    @David-hl9iv 4 роки тому +6912

    I hope internet historian never does a face reveal, it would really destroy the magic of his channel

    • @jeccf5072
      @jeccf5072 4 роки тому +1763

      he won't cuz he said in an interview if this channel fails at some point he'll return to his normal job. he doesn't want '4 chan expert' on his resume

    • @nachiketh3650
      @nachiketh3650 4 роки тому +223

      Neither should xurb1a

    • @Seloliva1015
      @Seloliva1015 4 роки тому +743

      What are you talking about? His face apears in every video!!

    • @nachiketh3650
      @nachiketh3650 4 роки тому +40

      @Whiterun guard #3 what?

    • @sudo746
      @sudo746 4 роки тому +39

      @Whiterun guard #3 seriously what

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 3 роки тому +369

    What gets me is if Coke has all these crazy abrasive, bug killing , hair conditioning properties, why on Earth would you ever drink it???

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 3 роки тому +51

      Because it tastes good..? If god damned diesel had the taste of Coke, I'd be slurpin' that shit down, too. But it doesn't, so, for the time being, I won't...

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому +14

      Big coke suppresses the info.

    • @lloydaxford1918
      @lloydaxford1918 3 роки тому +9

      because refresco my man

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 роки тому +18

      Well you’re not made of rust usually

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ 3 роки тому +27

      @@KingdomOfApple Wouldn’t mind sitting back and relaxing after a hard day of work and having a nice cold glass of proper diesel beverage

  • @zunuf
    @zunuf 5 років тому +2082

    Those Philly D emails were the hardest I've laughed in months.

    • @atzarelgalvan9930
      @atzarelgalvan9930 5 років тому +31

      I wonder if they replied back... lmao

    • @valo2229
      @valo2229 5 років тому +9

      What would Philly D say about these emails? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aila6814
      @aila6814 5 років тому +29

      i love that Philly D is a constant source of memes for Historian throughout this series.

    • @MartianBuddy
      @MartianBuddy 5 років тому +2

      LETS JUMP RIGHT IN TO IT

    • @heathercameron1485
      @heathercameron1485 5 років тому +3

      The emails are always the best part of these videos! I really want to know if they ever get replies.

  • @lenaoxton3999
    @lenaoxton3999 5 років тому +585

    Dermatologists HATE him!
    Local UA-camr looks 73, is actually in late 20s!

  • @ANEbk9
    @ANEbk9 3 роки тому +25

    Having rewatched a lot of in the fields in the last few days, this one is significantly more competent than the others in terms of producing anything resembling "field work"

  • @DrewIsSharing
    @DrewIsSharing 5 років тому +1698

    I don't drink coke and i don't eat bananas... i guess that's why i look so dumb

    • @zyriab5797
      @zyriab5797 5 років тому +48

      u luk dum

    • @angelamartinez4551
      @angelamartinez4551 5 років тому +5

      How will you ever remove the rust from your innards?! Quick get this guy a cola and banana stat!

    • @heyzeus5569
      @heyzeus5569 5 років тому

      yes

    • @mcfry13
      @mcfry13 5 років тому +3

      Or it's because you have ugly parents. Sorry mate.

    • @RevenantMain1
      @RevenantMain1 3 роки тому

      Don't worry, you still have coke.
      Btw can we talk about that money you owe me?

  • @concorde3980
    @concorde3980 5 років тому +2710

    This video made me happy and less depressed. However it might have been the banana I was eating

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 4 роки тому +10

      Update

    • @TabooGroundhog
      @TabooGroundhog 4 роки тому +5

      Haven’t heard that euphemism before

    • @BeardedDragonMan1997
      @BeardedDragonMan1997 4 роки тому +5

      @@TabooGroundhog what’s a euphemism

    • @TabooGroundhog
      @TabooGroundhog 4 роки тому +4

      @@BeardedDragonMan1997
      A nice way of saying something blunt. Like how he said eating a banana instead of.... yeah.

    • @iregreteverything360
      @iregreteverything360 4 роки тому +12

      @@TabooGroundhog Uhhhh, that certainly is an interpretation you can take out of it....

  • @juancena6220
    @juancena6220 4 роки тому +2478

    "Do you have this innocuous thing? It might be a sign that your marriage is over."
    #1. Divorce papers

  • @dinkledonker801
    @dinkledonker801 5 років тому +342

    I remember seeing one a lot that was like "RESIDENTS OF (Whatever town you're in) ARE URGED TO CARRY ONE OF THESE AT ALL TIMES!" and the picture was fan art of a lightsaber

    • @andrewcleary9952
      @andrewcleary9952 5 років тому +33

      It's so much funnier when your town is too small for these sites to recognise it. I'd get ads saying "WOW, NAVAN MEN JUST NEED TO DO THIS!" or "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUBLIN MOTHER DID!" and I'd think "Well, I hate Navan and Dublin, so great, I don't need to click on this."

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 років тому +22

      I just get the people in *your area* need to follow new traffic laws or don't have to pay their mortgage anymore

    • @gcj17
      @gcj17 5 років тому +6

      I remember seeing an ad with something that looked like a lightsaber claiming it to be the next generation of flashlights or something like that

    • @howtomeetwomen-
      @howtomeetwomen- 5 років тому +6

      CASINOS CAN'T STOP YOU FROM DOING THIS ONE TRICK

    • @NikkoHawkes
      @NikkoHawkes 5 років тому +17

      I remember in the early days of smart phones and cellular internet getting popups that said "Hot singles in SATELLITE PROVIDER looking to fuck! Click here!" I hope those horny astronaut milfs found love out there.

  • @fleabagrusty
    @fleabagrusty 5 років тому +119

    12:11 Fun fact that image was taken from an episode from Shark Tank. The pitch was called RoloDoc and it's seen as one of the worst pitches ever made.

  • @entririhunter
    @entririhunter 3 роки тому +48

    Fun fact, the article at 22:37 wasn't a lie. I worked at an Aldi's and he used to rifle through our dumpsters with a pistol in his hand.

  • @duck7781
    @duck7781 5 років тому +249

    I feel like we could further simplify the categories to "you're missing out" "you're in danger" "You have secretly been special this whole time" and "hey check out this other person's business"

    • @waniel2962
      @waniel2962 5 років тому +4

      Missing out, in danger and secretly special are all expertise. Other person's business is gossip.

    • @duck7781
      @duck7781 5 років тому +8

      Sure, and their categories i think cover everything, but I just believe they could be simplified

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 5 років тому

      They made it pretty simple tho, not like we need to study these categories or anything, 8 simple words > 3 whole sentences

    • @dukewild5071
      @dukewild5071 Рік тому

      Hey duck I wanna be nice n say ur right about the 3 things cuz rather than "sImPliCiTy" it's actually fuggin specified. 4th is gossip fr fr tho

  • @CalebRuiz
    @CalebRuiz 5 років тому +147

    That ad at the end was the best thing I’ve seen

  • @quetzal8100
    @quetzal8100 4 роки тому +487

    I hated the cigarette smell in my car so I left a plate of banana peels as an offering to the demon lord Baal

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly it does work, same with slicing open apples and leaving them there, idk why but when I sell my cars I do that and it makes it smell much less like smoke

    • @TonyBMan
      @TonyBMan 3 роки тому +10

      Hey I just kicked BAAL'S ass again last night in Diablo 2 and then stomped the Cow Level just for good measure.

    • @LyralioRC
      @LyralioRC 3 роки тому +1

      Baanaanaal

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns Рік тому

      @@LyralioRC1. This auto corrected to bananas
      2. This sounds like 🍌 ➡️ 🍑

  • @sabbath2112
    @sabbath2112 5 років тому +2396

    brb cancelling my psychiatrist appointment because bananas cured my depression

  • @Frosty-wj4il
    @Frosty-wj4il 5 років тому +1900

    My parents were killed in a car crash so I poured coke on them. They say they’ve never felt better!

    • @Little_Lepus
      @Little_Lepus 4 роки тому +34

      Did you do it before or after taking them to the cursed indian burial ground?

    • @Little_Lepus
      @Little_Lepus 4 роки тому +9

      @@whitelily2942 Steven King, Pet Semetary. Its also just a cultural thing that you're not suppose to mess with Indian Burrial grounds or else REALL bad stuff happens.

    • @butterflygroundhog
      @butterflygroundhog 4 роки тому +1

      I hear they were speechless once the deed was done!

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 роки тому

      Saints row 2 logic

    • @itlh6296
      @itlh6296 4 роки тому

      Ok.

  • @ELPRES1DENTE45
    @ELPRES1DENTE45 4 роки тому +827

    I wonder if everytime Philip DeFranco gets off his wife he says:
    "My name's Philip DeFranco, you've just been Phil'd in, I love your faces, and I'll see you tomorrow."

    • @Noname-ho7ib
      @Noname-ho7ib 4 роки тому +5

      That dude is so cringe... talking like he knows everything lol

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 3 роки тому +35

      he says that after railing his wife, lmao it's like his safe word.

    • @ELPRES1DENTE45
      @ELPRES1DENTE45 3 роки тому +24

      @@sinistrality7883 - Right after he Phil's her in.

    • @Edbrad
      @Edbrad 3 роки тому +14

      If he hasn’t made that joke with his wife “you’ve just been Phil’d in” or she saying “I need to be Phil”d in”/“Phil me in” at least once, I’d be very disappointed

    • @Bell-hj3zc
      @Bell-hj3zc 3 роки тому +13

      And if he ever cheat on her with another woman who ended having his kids he’ll greet them with whats up you beautiful bastard

  • @caesar1700
    @caesar1700 5 років тому +286

    Maggie Watson is a prep

  • @triplectwc
    @triplectwc 5 років тому +253

    10:28 it's not a real facebook profile if it doesn't have at least one minion

  • @kevint1929
    @kevint1929 4 роки тому +108

    7:04
    "Aussies are in deep trouble - Economic is going down"
    Not the economic!

    • @TiffyVella1
      @TiffyVella1 3 роки тому +8

      Oh no! Won't be able to pay me electric!

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 3 роки тому +8

      Won't somebody PLEASE think of the ecomonic?!..

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 3 роки тому +5

      oh, the huge manatee!

    • @bruhmoment24
      @bruhmoment24 2 роки тому +2

      How could she didn't know?

  • @So1i1oquy
    @So1i1oquy 5 років тому +306

    Banana peels do actually work for polishing shoes, not as well as actual shoe shine and I wouldn't use it on anything even moderately expensive, but it does work in the same sense as putting canola oil in your car. Sure it'll work but you'll probably destroy your car pretty quickly

    • @metcaelfe
      @metcaelfe 5 років тому +6

      Buff optical disks well too

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 5 років тому +44

      Yea I mean you CAN do that. You could also use the peel as a condom, but I wouldn't suggest it.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 років тому +3

      Also for whitening your teeth too.
      But you rub the banana peel on your teeth after you brush them.

    • @modernfckinman
      @modernfckinman 5 років тому +1

      make up your mind should i use it or not? im conflicted here

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 років тому +9

      @@modernfckinman Only in the most dire of circumstances, and if there is absolutely no other way.

  • @fatlulzradio5033
    @fatlulzradio5033 5 років тому +649

    We had a banana on our podcast. We've gone from 30 listens per episode to overtaking Joe Rogen in daily listens.

    • @DeltaCalf
      @DeltaCalf 5 років тому +29

      Congrats on achieving 31 listens per episode!

    • @fatlulzradio5033
      @fatlulzradio5033 5 років тому +17

      @@DeltaCalf Thanks man! I gotta give it up to the bananas though. They really do work!

    • @johnmanzuki8979
      @johnmanzuki8979 5 років тому +3

      Because the banana was watching, so he was 31?

    • @cal593
      @cal593 5 років тому +2

      Can confirm, am new listener and banana

    • @KedgeMarvo777
      @KedgeMarvo777 5 років тому

      Young Jamie, bring that shit up.

  • @dwarfbunni
    @dwarfbunni 3 роки тому +4

    My dad has used an empty beer or pop can to connect his muffler to his catalytic converter with a few hose clamps. Only lasts a few hours but works in a pinch to save some gas. I remember him crawling under the truck when we were on a ferry home.
    Another time a trailer of show horses .." opened up" and they were galloping over peoples cars smashing windows.

  • @rouge5140
    @rouge5140 5 років тому +1045

    For that coke article,
    1: vinegar does all of it but better
    2: meth is better.

    • @msnpc1490
      @msnpc1490 5 років тому +80

      My mom uses a steaming hot methpipe to whiten her teeth

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 роки тому +13

      Vinegar or Bleach depending on the situation

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 4 роки тому +11

      Gotta get the blue meth for the best teeth whitening

    • @ironwoodnf
      @ironwoodnf 4 роки тому +6

      @@Bopperann nah the white powdery crystal cheap shit works wonders.

    • @greyscale8137
      @greyscale8137 4 роки тому +9

      honestly vinegar sucks, it taste like shit and smells like shit, it literally made me throw up before by just smelling it, so fuck that , i just put some cocaine and tap water into a used plastic bottle and shake it, that works sooo much better

  • @doubtfulguest5450
    @doubtfulguest5450 5 років тому +418

    Ah good old paint stripping, drain cleaning pesticide which is _perfectly fine_ to drink.

    • @poppyuwu4710
      @poppyuwu4710 4 роки тому +52

      I mean I hate to tell you this, but your stomach...filled with acid.

    • @alextubekis123
      @alextubekis123 4 роки тому +10

      Poppy Uwu hush

    • @Some.username.idk.0
      @Some.username.idk.0 4 роки тому +5

      @Tesseract yeah, sometimes when I look back at my older comments I wonder, why did I bother to write that

    • @gizoginjr
      @gizoginjr 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, do you want paint, drain gunk, and insects in your stomach? Drink coke to clean them all out.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, right? Who in their right mind would ever eat vinnager?

  • @krenee8640
    @krenee8640 4 роки тому +42

    All the articles were written by an early version of IBM’s “Watson” AI. That’s why the article authors all share that same last name. Bet

  • @Mokujo
    @Mokujo 5 років тому +214

    (State) Drivers Are FUMING At This New Law

    • @Mrcrappyfuntastic
      @Mrcrappyfuntastic 5 років тому +1

      Ohh that's a good one

    • @dylanmatthisen8977
      @dylanmatthisen8977 5 років тому +20

      One I've seen was along the line of "Hot and Thirsty (my town) girls are looking for (my town) men!" And I was just like... "I doubt that"

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 5 років тому +4

      (South Africa) Drivers Are FUMING At This New Law

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 5 років тому +4

      Scientists hate him.

    • @ericchandler90
      @ericchandler90 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking about that one.

  • @NAPalm2112
    @NAPalm2112 5 років тому +29

    I like the ones that are slideshows with about 6 words on each photo. They draw you in with a headline then talk in circles for 20 pages, promising the reveal ON THE NEXT SLIDE! but it never reveals shit.

  • @wakerobin9215
    @wakerobin9215 4 роки тому +321

    It rubs the banana on its skin, or else it gets the Coke again

    • @notamobilesprout4175
      @notamobilesprout4175 3 роки тому +6

      “I ate his liver with a side of Coca-cola and fava beans.”

  • @caesar1700
    @caesar1700 5 років тому +315

    1:36 Quick Coke tricks? You mean the kind of tricks I did to score coke back in the day? Those were the days...

    • @harrymason4300
      @harrymason4300 5 років тому +16

      Tfw you'll never be a Cocaine Cowboy in the 80s, hanging out with George Jung and Pablo Escobar.

    • @Captain_Roger
      @Captain_Roger 5 років тому +6

      @@harrymason4300 this cuts deep into muh feels man pls no

    • @JohnsDough1918
      @JohnsDough1918 5 років тому +2

      *sniffs*

    • @jaronmeshileichenbaum9934
      @jaronmeshileichenbaum9934 5 років тому

      Fuck Phuk the 70 were great

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +969

    I don't see Ali-A being featured

  • @deadmeme8973
    @deadmeme8973 4 роки тому +59

    The Watsons are heavily featured in this
    I wonder if this is like a noble house but they're professional scammers by trade

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 5 років тому +47

    22:14 “How could she didn’t know?”
    That’s a very good question.

  • @reedime5396
    @reedime5396 5 років тому +29

    I can imagine Philip Defranco being the type of person to really include a picture of himself in every email he sends out.

  • @salmon4252
    @salmon4252 4 роки тому +72

    IBM's AI is called Watson, maybe they use it to write clickbait articles to generate revenue.

  • @AnarickTheDevil
    @AnarickTheDevil 5 років тому +336

    Sooooooo were all going to ignore that POLICE REPORT: MANIAC TODD HOWARD STILL AT LARGE News Article at 0:10?

    • @caffeinated_lady5535
      @caffeinated_lady5535 5 років тому +29

      omg I hadn't noticed, that's amazing

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +5

      @@chancho408 it's 12.99 a month for a private server......I only say this because Elder Scrolls Online has a 14.99 a month subscription........ It's still the better deal.

    • @bossbeartherock6034
      @bossbeartherock6034 4 роки тому +10

      Well obviously he is using king crimson to evade capture , BECAUSE IT JUST WORKS

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +10

      Thats not fake news or clickbait though, just regular news.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 роки тому +4

      From what I heard he's still rambling about trying to go to the chess club in the Cloud District

  • @pastakid1146
    @pastakid1146 5 років тому +973

    IH: "I don't believe Maggie Watson exists at all."
    Me: *is currently sitting next to Maggie Watson in class*
    *sweats profusely*

    • @paige4201
      @paige4201 4 роки тому +6

      aged like milk

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 4 роки тому +2

      What about her brother Kevin?

    • @dominiclarratt9968
      @dominiclarratt9968 4 роки тому +3

      Pay attention.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 4 роки тому +1

      You never existed, you only imagined going to school.

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 4 роки тому +2

      @@StrazdasLT
      You don't!
      Or do.
      Whatever is funniest.
      No one even exists, so fuck it.
      🍻

  • @bartholomewdan
    @bartholomewdan 4 роки тому +248

    "The Daily Mail has to keep up some semblance of credibility"
    lmao what?

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 роки тому +13

      CNN too for sure

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 3 роки тому +15

      @Thee Profit CNN and Fox, both are shitty sources of info

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 3 роки тому

      @@CErra310 which one? wasn’t aware of anything like that

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 3 роки тому

      @@floo1465 neither. I was misinformed, sorry for that.

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 років тому +200

    *Exciting new use for bananas:* _attract fruit flies._

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 5 років тому +15

      Attract new friends*

    • @gardensoundrecords3598
      @gardensoundrecords3598 5 років тому +1

      I loveu

    • @poopnach
      @poopnach 5 років тому

      Fruit flies prevent SIDS, you baby-killer! Downvoted and reported for harassment!

    • @RedLexLuthur
      @RedLexLuthur 5 років тому +4

      Then use your spray bottle full of coke to kill the flies! Fun for all the family.

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 5 років тому +3

      You become disney princess.

  • @thefudg3killah4
    @thefudg3killah4 5 років тому +761

    I like this ( now I think I'm entitled to a heart now )

  • @MikeNepo
    @MikeNepo 4 роки тому +7

    I will actually say, one summer doing outdoor training in the woods of New York for over 2 months, I was not being bit my mosquitoes like at all, which is weird because normally I get bit up bad. Everyone else around me was getting bit like crazy, even with the built-in pesticides in our uniforms. The only thing that I noticed was that since I was injured from a training accident (had a brace and all that) I didn't need to be as physically fit, so I drank a bottle of coke just about every day. I genuinely believe some bugs actually don't like it when your blood and sweat is sweeter/more acidic from Coke.

  • @Siniht396
    @Siniht396 5 років тому +168

    Something special brass door knobs can do? I heard they can open doors, that's pretty neat.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 5 років тому +1

      naw not really, that's not special at all fuckin jackass

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 5 років тому +2

      witchcraft

    • @jakexd5524
      @jakexd5524 5 років тому

      John Tanner nice

    • @punishedwhirligig3353
      @punishedwhirligig3353 5 років тому +4

      holy fuck, ive been using wood knobs for a long time and i think they send me to another dimension instead of just opening the door
      i will use brass

    • @ericchandler90
      @ericchandler90 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking improvised/accidental abortion.

  • @altonchaney1077
    @altonchaney1077 5 років тому +99

    11:25 i love how he censored "Japanese Animation"

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +7

    1:20
    The killing bugs is true on the coke
    But it also attracts more bugs since it's almost pure fructose corn syrup
    So it evens out, I guess
    more on the attracting bugs and critters side tho

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 4 роки тому +145

    I'm from future and here to tell you that we have achieved *interstellar travel* by using Bananas and Coke as our Rocket fuel.

  • @simonbaker95
    @simonbaker95 4 роки тому +29

    Hearing the Internet Historian attempt to stifle his laughter and giggles gets me every time.

  • @meosh930
    @meosh930 4 роки тому +31

    *writes them about the ads ironically*
    Websites: "Write that down"

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 5 років тому +143

    I remember one of those scam images of a old woman with her skin being peeled up revealing a younger woman underneath.

    • @tacenda_loon
      @tacenda_loon 5 років тому +40

      Dermatologists hate her!

    • @ManlyOBeeferton
      @ManlyOBeeferton 4 роки тому +10

      @@tacenda_loon Dermatologists sound like a bunch of arseholes.

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +3

      And now i’m reminded of someone ripping off a mask of a face to reveal an angrier face.

  • @SivTheScribe
    @SivTheScribe 5 років тому +93

    14:50 "future #metoo candidates"
    You're killin me over here, man X'D

  • @samdherring
    @samdherring 2 роки тому +12

    17:34 is why we got the UA-cam warning lol

  • @TeamSlendermen
    @TeamSlendermen 4 роки тому +7

    The hole in the pan is actually so you have a place to put the spoon, rather then laying it on the table. The hole in the pasta spoon is actually for measuring out a single serving of pasta. Obviously you can do both with a coke n nana.

  • @Amaz1ngTac0
    @Amaz1ngTac0 5 років тому +245

    "Just put a banana in your ear", who remembers the god forsaken series called charlie the unicorn

    • @DUKEzors
      @DUKEzors 4 роки тому +10

      The magical Liopleurodon

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 4 роки тому +11

      I sang that song to a girl I liked in grade 10 drama class.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 4 роки тому +14

      @@GamerGuy249 absolute c h a d

    • @larrylentini5688
      @larrylentini5688 4 роки тому +1

      Good school bus memories

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 4 роки тому +1

      _The webawongle has been _*_released_*

  • @Journey_to_who_knows
    @Journey_to_who_knows 4 роки тому +71

    THIS MIRACLE FOOD BURNS FAT
    *picture of something disgusting*
    seriously what's with that

    • @gregaaron89
      @gregaaron89 4 роки тому +19

      Local mom in [YOUR TOWN HERE] discovers HUGE fat burning secret! Gastroenterologists hate her! “This should be illegal” - Bill Gates
      (Picture or rotting eggplants)

    • @mikeyvesperlick6982
      @mikeyvesperlick6982 3 роки тому +1

      @@gregaaron89 I mean when you gonna be projectile vomitting you ain't gonna or will even want to be eating

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 5 років тому +9

    The coke thing for certain plants does work, BUT you need to dilute it with water and dose carefully. Otherwise you'll get nice mouldy rot on your plant like you said.

  • @colincraigo5793
    @colincraigo5793 5 років тому +68

    *Any town, Any state*
    “These college students are disrupting a billion dollar industry.”

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 2 роки тому

      GENIUS high-school dropout BANKRUPTS _______ industry with his REVOLUTIONARY and AFFORDABLE new product!!!!

  • @cjwojoe
    @cjwojoe 10 місяців тому

    Some old film photos are exceptionally crisp and clear. That may have been edited but if developed by someone who knows what they are doing and taken on the right camera I have been blown away by some old unedited photos.

  • @AfroRyan
    @AfroRyan 5 років тому +74

    This guy posted this picture on his Facebook, and 10 minutes later police were at his door! *just a smiling guy with his dog*

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 3 роки тому +2

      The police all wanted to meet the dog.

  • @mactan_sc
    @mactan_sc 4 роки тому +10

    Anyone can get a book on the NYT Bestsellers list, its based purely on sales. Any books that got on the list only because of bulk purchasing get an extra symbol next to their name

  • @koen5396
    @koen5396 3 роки тому +14

    This video made me realize that G-man from half life talks as if he is composing an email in his brain and only reading it as fast as he can type. go to 14:35 to see what I mean

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 5 років тому +44

    Top 10 Ultra Instict Shaggy ULTIMATE Moves *(You Won't Believe Number 7!)*

  • @kHolm
    @kHolm 5 років тому +4

    The one at 4:28 is actually viable in the short term. its only stopping an exaust-leak, not taking any mechanical stress.

  • @JamesOKeefe-US
    @JamesOKeefe-US 4 роки тому +2

    16:20 the comment about Philip DeFranco saying Hotshot cracked me up. Hilarious!!

  • @Dante-fx5gs
    @Dante-fx5gs 5 років тому +844

    yo historian did you just call joe pescie "the home alone guy"

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni 5 років тому +70

      I was very disappoint as well.

    • @pstrap1311
      @pstrap1311 5 років тому +8

      smh

    • @davistoa
      @davistoa 5 років тому +72

      @@lukehope4484 Nobody has seen Goodfellas anymore. Now he's just a funny guy.

    • @xc1285
      @xc1285 5 років тому +6

      John Bacon Get the fucking quote right! Or do I have to go and get my shine box?

    • @simplefatkid9971
      @simplefatkid9971 5 років тому +5

      XC1 2 on your way you should go get the papers get the papers.

  • @240pixel
    @240pixel 5 років тому +140

    *_22:38_**_ Oh come on guys. its not clickbait. its true. I went to the store with a shotgun. and got free groceries. I can confirm it works 100%_*

    • @burritotm8907
      @burritotm8907 5 років тому +10

      well you did something wrong cause this man saved 90%

  • @trajanuslarocque7572
    @trajanuslarocque7572 3 роки тому +17

    The legend Joe Pesci “that Home Alone guy” 😂😂😂

  • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
    @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 років тому +683

    -gets sponsored by Dashlane
    -uses NordVPN in the video
    Logic 100

    • @scprivat9519
      @scprivat9519 5 років тому +43

      Gary Host Greentext... Reddit... What?
      You mean 4chan
      Edit: Originally it was claimed that it was greentext.
      It appears that that comment was removed.

    • @log6n
      @log6n 5 років тому +48

      Dashlane isn’t a VPN lol

    • @myjorts
      @myjorts 5 років тому +35

      TheWoinBoy sounds like me in fifth grade where i came up with shitty rebuttals in order to attempt to shit on my friends
      >looking at the other dude’s subs in order to roast

    • @TheGreatDragon015
      @TheGreatDragon015 5 років тому +18

      @TheWoinBoy What is wrong with you? Grow up...

    • @biggestchungus9032
      @biggestchungus9032 5 років тому +1

      @@myjorts Cadê a arma

  • @eylookvulheimiik7538
    @eylookvulheimiik7538 5 років тому +82

    The "this girl didnt know what's inside her, not until they cut off her pants" is legit from a reality TV show. I think it was sex sent me to the ER or something, and they had a special episode on births sending people to the ER. i only know this because TLC has someof the most fascinatingly strange reality TV

    • @erinc.1610
      @erinc.1610 5 років тому +11

      What was in her pants!!??

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification 5 років тому +19

      Can't just leave us not knowing what was actually in her pants after all that dude

    • @mileskolkulo4751
      @mileskolkulo4751 5 років тому +4

      It was an XL Chance (flared) that snapped her pelvis in two, wasn’t it?

    • @heneedsomemilk655
      @heneedsomemilk655 5 років тому +19

      Erin Chassereau Obviously a banana.

    • @eylookvulheimiik7538
      @eylookvulheimiik7538 5 років тому +6

      she was having a baby

  • @Just_Khayman
    @Just_Khayman 8 місяців тому +3

    Coming back to this, after finding out that IH once tried to solve a clogged toilet by pour cat liter into it, leads me to believe that IH once fell for such an article and has made this video to save others from make his mistake.

  • @FLYNN_TAGGART
    @FLYNN_TAGGART 5 років тому +109

    I appreciate "Japanese Animation" being censored.

  • @dam549
    @dam549 5 років тому +91

    But what about those singles in 2km radius?

  • @c8be803
    @c8be803 4 роки тому +22

    When I was 8 years old a friend of mine lubricated his toys with vanilla ice-cream because they would last longer.

    • @boterham7144
      @boterham7144 3 роки тому +4

      Where did an 8 y o get this knowledge

  • @Admiral_Jezza
    @Admiral_Jezza 5 років тому +13

    I like how you actually make the sponsors interesting.

  • @rosemist6793
    @rosemist6793 5 років тому +8

    Gossip/Nosey, Expertise, Aesthetic/Perving, Challenge, Shock/Spook, Humor, and Nostalgia: The Seven Deadly Sins of Clickbait

  • @whirledpeas1182
    @whirledpeas1182 2 роки тому +1

    The hole in frying a pan can sometimes be used to hold a spoon or other utensil above the pan

  • @muchtartidakbahagia
    @muchtartidakbahagia 5 років тому +35

    Tfw they recognised Joe Pesci as "that home alone guy" instead of that psychopath from Goodfellas.

  • @misterwinkybluff
    @misterwinkybluff 4 роки тому +4

    I have a theory about these life hack type lists. Notice they always have an accompanying photo. Where do these photos come from? Do you really think they discover these “crazy hacks” and then go out, pay a model and photographer, and do a photoshoot using bananas/coke in all these different scenarios? They probably found all these as stock photos… they went and found a bunch of banana-related stock photos and then created a life hack around it based on their presumed context. I think that’s why they make no sense, or are scientifically inaccurate, yet they always come with a photo. And we all know how weird stock photography gets.

  • @johnryanobejero1868
    @johnryanobejero1868 4 роки тому +4

    One has to wonder how many PCs has gone to the dump for this man's glorious crusade. I can just feel the malware cropping up and destroying his PCs

  • @oogabooga8078
    @oogabooga8078 5 років тому +50

    How does this dude sound impossibly British and Australian at the same time

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому +12

      Shroëdingers commonwealth citizen

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors 3 роки тому

      sounds almost Transatlantic

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 3 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure he was born in NZ, and moved to Aus, hence the 'slightly less Aus, but still mostly Aus' accent he has. Personally, I love it.

  • @ferro1398
    @ferro1398 5 років тому +88

    Internet "Philly D" Historian

  • @hehexd999
    @hehexd999 4 роки тому +2

    I feel like provocation can be also categorized as challenge since the provocation ads also sorta are challenging the person to find a flaw or whatnot

  • @dandylionwine
    @dandylionwine 5 років тому +4

    I saw the shoe shine thing in an issue of Esquire magazine once, years ago, and couldn't believe it. I wonder how many pairs of showoffy shoes were ruined by following that particular piece of advice.

  • @antediluvianspy1708
    @antediluvianspy1708 5 років тому +99

    That coke article could of been 3 words. "Coke is corrosive."

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, all carbonated drinks are corrosive, cause of the dissolved carbon dioxide

  • @oldfridge5059
    @oldfridge5059 3 роки тому +180

    Joe Pesci being known as the guy from Home Alone is almost as sad as Joe Pesci being in Home Alone.

    • @TonyBMan
      @TonyBMan 3 роки тому +13

      AWWWOOAAHHH!!!
      RIGHT IN THE SCHNOZE!!!!!

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому +36

      *spends most of his career in mobster movies
      *"Home Alone guy"
      Life Is Unfaaaaaaair🎶

    • @HMJ66
      @HMJ66 3 роки тому +33

      *Picture of Robert De Niro*
      "Hey isn't that the Meet the Parents guy?"

    • @gustavocring1914
      @gustavocring1914 3 роки тому +13

      @@HMJ66 Or, "Hey, he played Zac Efron's grandpa in Dirty Grandpa isn't he?"

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 роки тому

      I know Joe Pesci from Good Fellas.

  • @gidi3250
    @gidi3250 5 років тому +61

    9:28 As an South African I say going to South Africa for anything tech wise might be a problem some people here like stealing the wires and selling them for scrap now in my area the are replacing every wire that they can with fiber wire
    I know that the vpn thing doesn't have anything to do whit local wire problems it's just me failing to tell a joke and also stating an fact about them fiber wires and an way to say I am from South Africa

  • @Vallarok117
    @Vallarok117 5 років тому +37

    I can actually attest to the Coke cleaning the toilet thing, and as someone who hates Coke I'd say it's the only use for it.

  • @CyborgCR
    @CyborgCR 4 роки тому +3

    Speaking about gum on hair (3:07), when I was a kid, I watched a lifehack video with the same fact, that Coca-Cola washes out gum on your hair. I decided to try it out, but instead of a soda, I used plain water. So I was standing in a shower, chewing gum, and I just pulled it out of my mouth and put it right on top of my head. Of course, it didn't work. So then I had to walk around for a couple of days with gum on my hair...

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 5 років тому +41

    "Secret Underground bank system"
    You mean the north Hemisphere?