I just realised, once travel to the moon becomes really common, at any given time there's just going to be hundreds of tourists all taking the same shitty photo of themselves pretending to hold up the Earth
The only thing that would make it better is if the interpreter makes it to the Royal Court for her skill in several languages while Pyro's dragged to jail for killing a guard.
That's such nice attention to detail the fact that when internet historian rebutted pyros choice of a gun while he's depicted as king while dressed as a jester makes sense as only the kings jester could talk back or disagree with the king without getting cbt execution or sumthin.
I mean considering a king would most certainly be surrounded my many advisors who's job it was to tell him how manage his kingdom as one person's knowledge would not be enough to run an entire country I'm more than certain simply disagreeing with the king would not carry nearly so harsh a punishment.
@@J-BiRTH that is generally true, advisors had a certain leeway however some rulers have had a general lack of intelligence. but the jester's role while technically was to entertain the court it was also to disagree with the king in a way that made him laugh (good rule of thumb for the court, if the jester just made a joke at the king's expense, wait until the king laughs)
8:37 theres actually a book called how to invent everything that holds pretty much every bit of knowledge you'd theoretically need to start civilization (more geared to working with neolithic humans but still a really good read)
Weirdly enough, if you're Finnish you could concievably go back in time 600 or so years and still communicate rather easily with the people in Finland.
I agree that it'd be easier compared to bigger languages like English but Finnish still has a lot of old loan words from Swedish and Proto-Germanic language (e.g. kuningas comes from PGmc kuningaz) so Agricola's Finnish would probably have couple differences. And if our modern colloquial Finnish already differs quite a lot from written Finnish, imagine the Finnish dialects back when Agricola was writing down standard literary Finnish for the first time :D
@@PutkisenSetä as an estonian im gonna do that, go 600 years back in time and speak estonian with finnish people probably would be easier than speaking estonian with estonians 600 years ago
I haven't seen a pyrocynical video in years and it took me ages to realize it was actually him. He sounds like an actual human now instead of a cartoon character with his deep voice.
I got lost in Spain on a school trip when I was 14. Somehow my level of middle school Spanish was enough to help me ask someone on the street in Madrid for help. I was so proud of myself for knowing what to say, and the lady responded with “…. I know English” Confidence instantly destroyed, but at least I found my group again.
When I was 17 I signed up to be an exchange student in Taiwan. Showed up only having learned “hello” and “thank you”. Third phrase I ever learned was “what is this called” and basically that was my ultimate learning tool.
@@danielight4796 a year! It was hard for sure but everyone in my host family was really encouraging and kind. (Side note my Mandarin got to be decent during that time but I have definitely let it fall off again...still know more than hello and thank you)
Me randomly searching internet historian incognito to see if I missed a notification and finding a “ten seconds ago” video. I am in tune with the universe.
Pyro holds the interpreter as hostage and uses her as a human shield. Pyro's Dad pulls a rope of a bell and puts the blame on his kid. Like father, like son
Fun fact: the reason the villagers came to the church was because those bells were sometimes rung to signal an emergency like an attack or to signal danger. They were the OG tornado sirens.
Internet Historian is such an entertaining dungeon master and Pyro quickly losing control of the plot made me lose it haha he fucked the whole situation
I like how he gave a realistic responce to the situation of Pyrocynicals encounter to the situation, he didn't try to outsmart him, instead he just genuinely tried to make it as close as it could happen in real life
This is the only channel where I'll watch Nord VPN adverts. The sheer creativity, I hope they pay you well because you're the only youtuber whose even gotten me to consider using it.
Go to medieval England and start shooting a gun expecting them to think it's magic. Medieval English - "This Frenchman has a small handcannon. Loose the arrows and charge!!".
@@sumvs5992 I think reverse engineering would be taking it apart and figuring out how it works. Then making their own version on the principals and mechanics of the gun. Probably like an early handcannon or musket
@@ItsLerez If I recall the main issue with manufacturing guns has generally been metallurgy. At its core the basic mechanisms aren't complex, and gunpowder is real easy to make once you know what explodes when you mix it together and light it up. But the difficulty has always been making something that can easily withstand the explosion and propel the projectile in roughly the right direction you want it to go. Heck the first guns were just when the Chinese shoved some rocks down bamboo sticks and lit it up. It was hugely impractical since they would usually explode in their faces, but it wasn't hard to figure out the general schematic. But making a barrel that is durable enough not to explode and flexible enough to be vaguely accurate mostly requires figuring out the proper forging techniques, and I'm not sure a medieval blacksmith is going to be able to figure that part out just by taking a modern handgun apart.
Regarding the back to medieval times, depending on when, they'd have a concept of guns. I mean, even in the early middle ages they had early forms of canons. Even if they didn't they'd understand the object you're holding was the reason it killed the person you shot. They might be completely awestruck at how the mechanism worked, and you might get a peasant or two who thinks it's magic, but medieval people weren't stupid either.
big misconception people have for some godforsaken reason is that medieval people were stupid. no they were just as smart as modern humans, just have had less time to figure out things and less people were taught in schools
They believed in people with a dog head and religious figures argue about whether or not they could have salvation like man. So not as smart we are but understand what the gun is.
Not to mention that they know what firearms are to some extent. And projectile weapons. They're medieval, not cavemen. Even cavemen will understand it's a weapon the moment you shoot someone with it.
@@jffry890 depending on when in the medieval period you arrive they’ll just straight up know what guns( or at least cannons) are and think you just have a very advanced one
I would bring back a lethal disease I had immunity to, wipe out certain populations and tell people that it they didn't listen to me and make me their leader they would die.
15:25 I've never seen a G-Max Pikachu like that before. And this one has to be the rarest Pikachu ever existed. I wonder what a Shiny Rainbow Pikachu would look like?
Fun fact: "Ye Olde" is pronounced as: "The old". Old/Middle English is quite understandable when listened to, it's the way of writing that has changed a lot more.
Classic LA experience: Sit in traffic Visit crowded beach Turn down crack More traffic Stew in hate Brag about how awesome it is to your family & friends
last step: move somewhere better and to keep up the lie about how awesome it was to your family and friends you vote for the same stuff in your new place
One time I was in Chile. We were riding the bus to Constitucion to spend the day at the beach. While there I had a completo (basically a hot dog with a whole lotta condiments on it), but I think something it it was bad. On the way back, I vomited on the ground at a bus station and witnessed someone stepping and slipping in my throw-up. What a great memory.
Travelator idea actually exists. KL has a whole risen walkway with Travelator to get around. You go up an escalator and then hop on. It's covered all the way along, and closed at 10 so that people can't sleep inside it.
I'm not a fan of KL and living out of the city for a couple of years now has made me forgotten all the crazy things that city has. Thanks for reminding me
We have quite a bunch of them at many İstanbul metro stations and junctions. Muncipality built all those places in such janky ways you literally need to get conveyed in and out of it if you want to go someplace during your lifetime. Upsides: You can literally fast travel underground without paying for a ticket since some stations cover up vast areas.
I mean. Sounds kinda shitty that the city will pay to run this huge contraption but refuse to allow homeless people to use it as a temporary shelter. Like, if they dont want people sleeping in public areas then they should provide them with the shelter to sleep indoors
*"I can't believe I'm in the past...bang bang bang bang bang!"* is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in awhile. Had a great laugh IH; you're quick on it, man. That whole past trip was brilliant.
I like how when the Rubbish Countries segment came up, the first thing I thought of is my home country, and lo and behold the image they use was the Philippines
I had a dream I was in the Netherlands all alone, sent there alone, walking around with just a sheet in a blanket, but I have no idea what it actually looks like. In my dream the whole thing was basically a theme park
"what would you do on the moon?" "Probably spend a whole hour just staring at the earth, getting existential, just thinking about how I'm not on it anymore." "I wanna dig a hole"
That is why when you theoretically get the ability to travel back in time, bring a shit ton of books with you books about modern technology, chemistry and physics more specifically. maybe a couple of books about motor vehicles and firearms while you are at it.
"Everyone I've talked to hate California." Even the Vice Mayor in the show Mr. Mayor. She thought the best thing that could happen to her beloved LA was for the mountain lions and other wildlife to take over, and for the humans to move away, because it's not a settlement fit for human beings.
*Weird travel story:* The first time I went to the US, I was wondering why the servers, hotel busboys, and whatnot were being extra friendly. Like _pointedly_ friendly. It wasn't until I was on the taxi to the airport on the flight back that I realized... they were all waiting for tips.
@@StrazdasLT Yeah. We only tip when: 1. Someone does an exceptionally great job 2. Someone does something beyond what they are normally paid to do (e.g. a waiter cleaning up something you spilled) 3. They are self-employed and/or look like they need the extra money (e.g tour guides, street food sellers, or someone doing menial work like porters) The concept of employees that are so underpaid that they expect customers to pay the rest of their salaries is just crazy to me. Still though, I can't help but cringe-laugh at the thought that all those service industry people were probably quietly seething at me.
@@rosaparks6479 No. Your employers are fucking you over, while you blame customers. The corporate exploitation of service industry people in the US is not normal. Nor is it the fault of customers.
@@AngryKittens which I certainly know, but not tipping does nothing but make it so the underpaid employee remains underpaid. What, you think witholding 15 bucks as a tip is going to get the employee better pay? If you want things to change then thats certainly not the way to do it.
I admire your dedication IH. Even when you've committed to doing nothing but mumbling for your intro...you still work a violent gun bit into it. If I didn't know you were an Aussie, I'd think you were American. Bravo my dude.
The thing they did with the baseball cards, we did with crushed soda cans. Insert it near the back tire and boom; -1 tire but you sound like a motorbike for 10 minutes
"I was walking down there and I got offered Crack like 5 times." I think everyone has that experience. I got offered like 4 times and my sister like 8.
@@swevixeh San Diego is nice really Los Angeles and the inland empire are the bad parts (by Mexifronia I assume you mean southern Californian because it’s close to Mexico)
I wouldn't recommend a pistol for the medieval era because medieval armor is actually known in some cases to be thick enough and angled enough to bounce low caliber bullets and even stop certain rifle caliber rounds.
small arms would not be recommended because while really convenient to carry you are quite right in that atleast late medieval times (around 1400ish and up) guns (arquebus) existed and armor was currently being geared towards protecting against guns. the whole big thing with armor at the time was that muskets and such were becoming more frequent on the battlefield and therefor full coverage in plate wasnt ideal anymore since you were starting to need heavier and heaver armor. they started to reduce the amount of coverage in exchange for thicker plate so that it could stop bullets while still keeping atleast the most important parts covered
I’m pretty certain most pistol calibers above a .22 LR would defeat medieval era armor, most offer better velocity, have better shaped projectiles, and are using a far better propellant than the firearms that led to the obsolescence of plate armor.
imagine your country being featured on internet historian video just to see its about trash.
Proof that Spain is poor man France (love my spanish friends anyway😅👍 )
It could always be worse. You could be in LA
@@ommsterlitz1805 based
I mean have you seen America!
@@ommsterlitz1805 as long as its not france, its good
I just realised, once travel to the moon becomes really common, at any given time there's just going to be hundreds of tourists all taking the same shitty photo of themselves pretending to hold up the Earth
I think it'd be too small, maybe grab it with a hand. It'd look roughly 4 times as big as the moon does from here.
@Parano DruM people holding it like a burger trying to take a bite
Maybe if the earth is low on the horizon they'll pretend to hit it with a golf club
Taking an 'Earthy'.
Oof.... I think you just ruined Moon travel for me
Bring back Ordinary Things, he was great and haandsome, and...balls, forgot to log out.
Kind of a prick, been on too much lately. The pirate video crossed a line.
Stedeeeeeeee
@@JustErix looks like someone’s jealous
daddy
Nah guys overrated
“Somewhere completely lawless and abandoned”
“Yeah”
“London”
Hello from Portland.
Everywhere is lawless and abandoned if you look hard enough.
*londonistan
Can Confirm. I live there. 🤣🤣
*Gets stabbed*
“Fat gay Pikachu”
Pyro: *sweating profusely*
Lmao
fat gay pikachu
IS IT FARTING THO' JUST ASKING O_O''''
dad?
bruhh 💀💀
The video hasn't started yet and he's already making weird noises, this is gonna be good
Lul. 🌞
Ah guh -bang-
Hmmm all i got is advertising.....ohh theres the phonics!
10,000% agreed.
I used this video (before seeing it) to test if the sound worked on my computer. It's was a hilarious moment coming from the big audio system.
14 year old Historian was pretty resourceful, I would never have been found again at that age in that situation.
Fr I would have been on one of them buzzfeed series
local 14 year old here, I would have had a panic attack in a corner and never be seen again
I would have just had a meltdown probably
Neither but I also wouldn’t have gotten lost in the first place
I probably wouldn’t have gone around the second corner to lose the only other human I knew in a country...
The whole Back-In-Time with a Gun bit is just InternetHistorian making Pyrocinical play D&D to show how dumb his plan is. Beautiful.
By coincidence, I have been getting back into D&D, and I keep seeing D&D references everywhere.
@@Tavdogg11 oh shit same
@@Tavdogg11 and MoistCritikal even started a campaign. Real strange but I’m happy it’s coming back into popularity!
@@SweetMapple It's been coming back for the last 5 years. It's everywhere atm.
The only thing that would make it better is if the interpreter makes it to the Royal Court for her skill in several languages while Pyro's dragged to jail for killing a guard.
That's such nice attention to detail the fact that when internet historian rebutted pyros choice of a gun while he's depicted as king while dressed as a jester makes sense as only the kings jester could talk back or disagree with the king without getting cbt execution or sumthin.
I mean considering a king would most certainly be surrounded my many advisors who's job it was to tell him how manage his kingdom as one person's knowledge would not be enough to run an entire country I'm more than certain simply disagreeing with the king would not carry nearly so harsh a punishment.
@@J-BiRTH Really depends on the king I’d say, if it’s king Henry you wouldn’t even have to say anything.
@@J-BiRTH that is generally true, advisors had a certain leeway however some rulers have had a general lack of intelligence. but the jester's role while technically was to entertain the court it was also to disagree with the king in a way that made him laugh (good rule of thumb for the court, if the jester just made a joke at the king's expense, wait until the king laughs)
….I’m sorry….cbt execution? Cock-and-ball torture execution?
@@goranpersson7726 I’ll definitely be the person who snickers a little too loud and then my head is by the kingdom gates the next morning.
A British holiday is leaving the cellar for 15 minutes
why you sound so different? It took me 5 minutes to realise it is you.
piro
Bring back Shrek has swag!
Chewsday innit
wasn't expecting the lesbian furry here
The homeless would so just chill on the Escalator.
Officer: "Sir I'm going to need you to move."
Homeless man: "But I'm always moving officer."
Officer: Sir, STOP!
Homeless: But I'm standing sti-
BANG BANG!
Officer: He was running away, you all saw it!
hobo AFK machine
If i steal something, and I’m so drunk I fall on one of those, I’m on the run, right? Like it will make the punishment more severe
That entire situation about the gun and the guards is literally just a typical D&D session
Including the part where the DM says I ruin the encounter.
Ahh yes, a parties biggest weakness. "Sorry, you're not getting it".
"Wait, what?"
It's actually just a story that was ripped off from Mark Twain. No seriously, look it up! Mark Twain wrote about this exact same story!
Except this one actually progresses instead of everyone just getting high and watching adult swim…
@@goldengears5355 conneticut yankee in king arthur's court?
8:37 theres actually a book called how to invent everything that holds pretty much every bit of knowledge you'd theoretically need to start civilization (more geared to working with neolithic humans but still a really good read)
Yeah, I honestly think knowledge is the best thing you can bring. Far better than a gun.
Internet Historian could just make his entire video be one giant ad for NordVPN and it would still be better than 90% of videos on UA-cam.
If you take it all into account, that number really isn’t all that off base...
Stop shilling ads kids
@Higgs Bonbon
>shills ads
>calls me a kid
Self awareness below 0
Weirdly enough, if you're Finnish you could concievably go back in time 600 or so years and still communicate rather easily with the people in Finland.
A Finn would be able to speak to Estonians in those days. Which is even more weird.
Same with Icelandic
Same with Romanian I think
I agree that it'd be easier compared to bigger languages like English but Finnish still has a lot of old loan words from Swedish and Proto-Germanic language (e.g. kuningas comes from PGmc kuningaz) so Agricola's Finnish would probably have couple differences.
And if our modern colloquial Finnish already differs quite a lot from written Finnish, imagine the Finnish dialects back when Agricola was writing down standard literary Finnish for the first time :D
@@PutkisenSetä as an estonian im gonna do that, go 600 years back in time and speak estonian with finnish people
probably would be easier than speaking estonian with estonians 600 years ago
These Improv segments are exactly why we need a dnd campaign with historian as the DM and all the in the field guests as the cast
I haven't seen a pyrocynical video in years and it took me ages to realize it was actually him. He sounds like an actual human now instead of a cartoon character with his deep voice.
He’s non longer deflated lung pyro
Holy shit you’re right it really doesn’t sound like him at all 😂
I still watch his content from time to time and it still took me a while to realize it's him
I thought it was a buzz cut lesbian at first. It was after I knew it was pyro too
you must not have heard hes a furry then
I really hope Sumito recovers from his ball cancer soon, so he can come back on Incognito Mode
He has one\ planned by he never updates his trello so I have no idea when it'll come out.
I thought he had Ligma
@AmosAlofSteel ligma balls
@AmosAlofSteel dragon deez nutz
@AmosAlofSteel oh you sweet summer child.
Glad to see Pyro's dad spending quality time with his son after finally serving his sentence.
Happy family
Holy shit the memories
Way underrated comment 💀💀💀
Before*
So then, IH is Pyro's dad
damn this lore is getting deep
I got lost in Spain on a school trip when I was 14. Somehow my level of middle school Spanish was enough to help me ask someone on the street in Madrid for help. I was so proud of myself for knowing what to say, and the lady responded with “…. I know English”
Confidence instantly destroyed, but at least I found my group again.
When I was 17 I signed up to be an exchange student in Taiwan. Showed up only having learned “hello” and “thank you”. Third phrase I ever learned was “what is this called” and basically that was my ultimate learning tool.
interesting for how long did you stay?
Tell me how long you stayed or I'll use your trachea as a spoon for chili.
@@danielight4796 a year! It was hard for sure but everyone in my host family was really encouraging and kind. (Side note my Mandarin got to be decent during that time but I have definitely let it fall off again...still know more than hello and thank you)
@@RedshirtAfficionado see above
A sudden change of topic after all this talk about Epstein Theme Park Island left me hangin'.
Maybe they could a Epstien festival similar to fire festival where they invite the best and richest p3dos to the island
What are YOU doing here sir?
Hello :D
hey
Look, I don't care how you spin it, you are not gonna get me to pay you $3.00 so I can go dig up some toddler bones.
Man, reading this before watching the video is hilarious
I really didn't guess that was Pyrocynical. When he's not trying to overdo his voice I didn't know at all
I'm still not sure lol.
BROTHER
Same I still don’t know for sure it’s him
He wasn't hitting up kids so I was sure it wasn't him
He didn't fart on a dog once it's impressive
As a student pilot, I can confirm 75% of the buttons in the cockpit are for show.
So it's not just me who's comments get commented on by those weird bots good to know
Engineers, but for us they are just for show.
No. They also make a nice clonk sounds when you press it.
I KNEW IT!!
Get the job????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me randomly searching internet historian incognito to see if I missed a notification and finding a “ten seconds ago” video. I am in tune with the universe.
Bro I just woke up to see this in my inbox with 2 seconds
Indeed you are chosen one
i watched the vid last week
I have notifications on still got here like 45 minutes after.
I am one with the youtube and the youtube is with me
Pyro holds the interpreter as hostage and uses her as a human shield.
Pyro's Dad pulls a rope of a bell and puts the blame on his kid.
Like father, like son
Just send all the homeless to mars innit
Terraformas plot in a nutshell.
Or the prisoners. Worked for Britain.
@@bartholomewdan Mars is just planet Australia.
Holy shit its Vee!
Please
Fun fact: the reason the villagers came to the church was because those bells were sometimes rung to signal an emergency like an attack or to signal danger. They were the OG tornado sirens.
So.. Minecraft logic?
@@galactic-hamster7043 yeah kinda
Pyro's dad rang the bell and turned up the world's difficulty for everyone, that's why the villagers were angry.
*sinister burden*
He can always just use the item and revert everything back to normal, but only casuals do that.
That's why he's in prison now
14 year old Internet Historian getting so lost in Barcelona that he finds himself in Anor Londo is one of the best jokes I’ve ever seen.
*stumbles into the boss fight room of Smough & Ornstein*
@@Nate_The_Penguin and tries to kill smough first
@@Nate_The_Penguin >implying he wouldn't get his head demolished by a beach umbrella first
It wasn't a joke
@@Nate_The_Penguin maybe they are his parents
Internet Historian talking to his clone for 20 minutes
The collab we didn't deserve but needed
I didn't expect this, but thank the gods it happened
It’s weird, but a welcome surprise.
they have very different flavors
Internet Historian is such an entertaining dungeon master and Pyro quickly losing control of the plot made me lose it haha he fucked the whole situation
I like how he gave a realistic responce to the situation of Pyrocynicals encounter to the situation, he didn't try to outsmart him, instead he just genuinely tried to make it as close as it could happen in real life
The mark of a true DM
1:04 I love how 'Hide The Pain Harold' has just become perfectly synonymous with Internet Historian
NordVPN Man and Pyro's DeadSpace Ad Break Man should do a collab together
The universe would collapse
@Nugget good
This is the only channel where I'll watch Nord VPN adverts. The sheer creativity, I hope they pay you well because you're the only youtuber whose even gotten me to consider using it.
Go to medieval England and start shooting a gun expecting them to think it's magic. Medieval English - "This Frenchman has a small handcannon. Loose the arrows and charge!!".
M60a6, I choose you!
They would just steal it and try to copy it.
@chinsaw2727 I mean sure, they could, but they wouldn't have the tools necessary to build them properly
@@sumvs5992
I think reverse engineering would be taking it apart and figuring out how it works.
Then making their own version on the principals and mechanics of the gun.
Probably like an early handcannon or musket
@@ItsLerez If I recall the main issue with manufacturing guns has generally been metallurgy. At its core the basic mechanisms aren't complex, and gunpowder is real easy to make once you know what explodes when you mix it together and light it up. But the difficulty has always been making something that can easily withstand the explosion and propel the projectile in roughly the right direction you want it to go.
Heck the first guns were just when the Chinese shoved some rocks down bamboo sticks and lit it up. It was hugely impractical since they would usually explode in their faces, but it wasn't hard to figure out the general schematic. But making a barrel that is durable enough not to explode and flexible enough to be vaguely accurate mostly requires figuring out the proper forging techniques, and I'm not sure a medieval blacksmith is going to be able to figure that part out just by taking a modern handgun apart.
Internet Historina on twitter when he got 3 mil:
"Sorry Sumito now I can only hang out with the big boys."
*i didnt expect him to actually do it*
I miss Sumito he is so much better
@@GangGang-qk1se I was kinda thinking about having more than 1 guest in these videos
@@GangGang-qk1se he will back
ih is just tryna vary the guests
bro what the hell
yes
cant believe he cheated on you
He just constantly cheats on everyone else, internet historian is a player honestly
@@tinpan6052 Don't hate the Player, hate the Game. 😎
I FUCKING KNOW! IT'S STILL NOT THE CONCORDIA Q&A! WHAT THE FUCK...... 2 weeks my fuckin ass.
Regarding the back to medieval times, depending on when, they'd have a concept of guns. I mean, even in the early middle ages they had early forms of canons. Even if they didn't they'd understand the object you're holding was the reason it killed the person you shot. They might be completely awestruck at how the mechanism worked, and you might get a peasant or two who thinks it's magic, but medieval people weren't stupid either.
big misconception people have for some godforsaken reason is that medieval people were stupid. no they were just as smart as modern humans, just have had less time to figure out things and less people were taught in schools
They believed in people with a dog head and religious figures argue about whether or not they could have salvation like man. So not as smart we are but understand what the gun is.
Accurate time traveling scenario. Everyone really overestimates one guy with a gun vs a militant medieval society who is very desensitized to war.
Not to mention that they know what firearms are to some extent. And projectile weapons. They're medieval, not cavemen. Even cavemen will understand it's a weapon the moment you shoot someone with it.
@@jffry890 depending on when in the medieval period you arrive they’ll just straight up know what guns( or at least cannons) are and think you just have a very advanced one
@@jffry890 and a archer with a lot of trailing is better than a dumbass with gun
I would bring back a lethal disease I had immunity to, wipe out certain populations and tell people that it they didn't listen to me and make me their leader they would die.
@@theinfernoburns Isn't that literally what they thought witches did?
Man found in home in severe mental distress by law enforcement while screaming "Fat gay pikachu"
This escalated quickly. “Oh, how would traveling back in time with advanced technology work?”
“THIS IS EPSTEIN’S ISLAND”
I thought I just skip some part
Where fat gay pikachu spent some time as a fleshlight
This travelated quickly*
@@LauReXyLL oh cool
@@bradycalidonna5547 Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat?
New Pyro lore: Pyro’s father went to prison after the bell incident
Pyro's dad slowly faded out of existence because of the bell's curse.
@@PutkisenSetä Turned hollow because he forgot to ring the Second bell
15:25 I've never seen a G-Max Pikachu like that before. And this one has to be the rarest Pikachu ever existed.
I wonder what a Shiny Rainbow Pikachu would look like?
A piece of carboard, with a shiny film, with another piece of cardboard on top.
Poggers epic cardboard
Its not near the rarest or most valuable, but its the only rainbow one and it is rather rare.
Will look amazing with a permanent crease line......
fat gay pikachu
“42 Spanish Way? Oh yeah, that’s in the Spanish District.”
"do you come estas often to the Spanish district? Haha ofcourse you don't."
Fun fact: "Ye Olde" is pronounced as: "The old". Old/Middle English is quite understandable when listened to, it's the way of writing that has changed a lot more.
Old and Middle English are completely different languages from modern day English and wouldn't sound like anything you've heard before.
Pyro really killed this collab. When he said "I'm bringing the translator from the medieval bit" I lost it
The Internet Historian Adniverse is the most amibtious crossover to date
Still waiting for a "Internet Historian: Endgame"
I love how it becomes a weird DnD scenario with Pyro firing a pistol at archers, from talking about traveling.
Right? I couldn't pinpoint the exact moment, but at some point my mind just switched to d&d mode during that.
Change the modern pistol to a homebrew flintlock and boom
D&D
It's not even that weird of a scenario
The archer class is really made of archers
It took me a while to realize that Pyrocynical’s dad was just artificially aged pyro.
Pyro's in for a rude awakening when he finds out that late medieval Europeans had guns.
omg totally
No Automatic tho. And shitty munition.
Id probably bring a flamethrower for intimidation
Just bring an m134 and a several crates of ammunition on pallet jacks. Don't forget your duct tape.
Pyro's in for a rude awakening when he finds out that Bows were invented before written history
Now I wanna see a DnD campaign hosted by Internet Historian
Additional players would have to be:
Mandalore, Sseth, Shammy, JoCat, Puffin, Zee Bashew, Ymfah, Limit Breaker grandpa.
I'm missing a few here. help?
@@agenticex Eyyyy Ymfah fans unite!
@@agenticex Throw in Joel Harver, and you're good to go.
@@hackhenk haver?
this video made me realize the power of dnd social distancing
Classic LA experience:
Sit in traffic
Visit crowded beach
Turn down crack
More traffic
Stew in hate
Brag about how awesome it is to your family & friends
Add:
Wish you went to San Diego
last step: move somewhere better and to keep up the lie about how awesome it was to your family and friends you vote for the same stuff in your new place
Turn down crack? Def not la experience
You shouldn't have turned down the crack. That's what makes living in LA bearable.
>only offered crack 5 times
Must of been a slow day, usualy its around 20 or more.
That story about getting lost while looking for a bakery feels like a real life horror story despite the comedic framing.
One time I was in Chile. We were riding the bus to Constitucion to spend the day at the beach. While there I had a completo (basically a hot dog with a whole lotta condiments on it), but I think something it it was bad. On the way back, I vomited on the ground at a bus station and witnessed someone stepping and slipping in my throw-up. What a great memory.
I'm very curious how the Historian's mom reacted to him coming back to the hotel after 9+ hours when all he was doing was just "going to the bakery".
It was like 1970 so no one cared
"Oh, uh, hey sport. Glad you came back. I was totally worried I lost you forever..."
@@tuttosalve8352 yeah maybe the mid 70’s
@@user-so3nj7rj1d thats only his physical age
@@user-so3nj7rj1d How would you know?
Travelator idea actually exists. KL has a whole risen walkway with Travelator to get around. You go up an escalator and then hop on. It's covered all the way along, and closed at 10 so that people can't sleep inside it.
I'm not a fan of KL and living out of the city for a couple of years now has made me forgotten all the crazy things that city has. Thanks for reminding me
By all accounts, Kings Landing stinks like pooh, from 5 miles away.
We have quite a bunch of them at many İstanbul metro stations and junctions. Muncipality built all those places in such janky ways you literally need to get conveyed in and out of it if you want to go someplace during your lifetime. Upsides: You can literally fast travel underground without paying for a ticket since some stations cover up vast areas.
Umm where's the location?? Maybe it's because i don't frequent KL that much but i didn't know we had those outside of airport although i'm Malaysian
I mean. Sounds kinda shitty that the city will pay to run this huge contraption but refuse to allow homeless people to use it as a temporary shelter. Like, if they dont want people sleeping in public areas then they should provide them with the shelter to sleep indoors
*"I can't believe I'm in the past...bang bang bang bang bang!"* is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in awhile. Had a great laugh IH; you're quick on it, man. That whole past trip was brilliant.
This series is just Internet Historian finding people to DM magicless DnD for.
u gotta get the right rolls
@@yuckyskunk2021 pyro rolled a 1 on the charisma check at the gates of the castle
@@amneenja5720 did he roll anything but 1's for the whole thing
@@psychospeech6189 natural 20 for shooting the guard in the head
Imagine going back in time only to have on your tombstone:
Murdered by Archers
Died at age -1025 years old
YOOO Pyrocynical and Internet Historian? the two best sponsors creators in one place
The best editor is also in this comment section.
Hello
Second and third best
Other than Eric
Who is that cute little lesbian
They literally just described the plot of a Connecticut Yankee in king Arthur's court.
Internet Historian at 2:36: "I'm a lost little boy."
Steve the improv guy: "No you're not."
"you are dead"
Internet historian would make a great dungeon master if he learned how.
Id definitely join that campaign
He the OG DM
man that would be IH's new hot format "In the Dungeon(field)"
W/that imagination off the charts!😍
I'm a year late but I'd let internet historian be my dungeon daddy all day.
I like how when the Rubbish Countries segment came up, the first thing I thought of is my home country, and lo and behold the image they use was the Philippines
Top 10 things to do in the Philippines:
1. Leave
@@papafrenchie6088 😂
8:16 The most heartwarming put down I've ever heard.
We need more of Internet Historian: hypothetical scenario dungeonmaster
he's had an interesting career
It’s all I crave at this point
9:19 OMG is that a Sonic the Hedgehog Text-To-Speech voice XD
4 likes
Lol yeah it’s me
This is the last place I expected you to be.
Glad someone noticed lol.
1000th like les go
Imagine being the guy who invented the travelator and then realising that people just stand on it instead of walking
Which annoyed the fuck out of me as a kid (even now actually).
I like to go zoom zoom and these fucks are in the way
My biggest pet peeve
I assumed they're for putting your heavy baggage next to you so you don't have to carry it all the way.
I tried that once and nearly fell on my face when I got off.
I had a dream I was in the Netherlands all alone, sent there alone, walking around with just a sheet in a blanket, but I have no idea what it actually looks like. In my dream the whole thing was basically a theme park
Internet Historian's videos are like a nice freeze-your-nuts-off cold beer on a hot day
I had a few of those today, can confirm
What I just used to keep them in the freezer it's a lot cooler👍😎
it's like the first sip of cold water when it's 3am and you wake thirsty enough to get out of bed
Seeing NordVPNman standing at the alter is probably the simplest yet most wholesome and funniest shit I've ever seen
"what would you do on the moon?"
"Probably spend a whole hour just staring at the earth, getting existential, just thinking about how I'm not on it anymore."
"I wanna dig a hole"
That is why when you theoretically get the ability to travel back in time,
bring a shit ton of books with you
books about modern technology, chemistry and physics more specifically.
maybe a couple of books about motor vehicles and firearms while you are at it.
All of these videos have been practice for Internet Historian to become a dungeon master for DnD
everyone keeps talking abt dungeon master is that something with dungenos n dragons or do u mean epstein
@@yuckyskunk2021 dnd for sure but Epstein’s pretty applicable
"Completely lawless, and abandoned... London!" I laughed way too hard at this joke!
What joke?
@@Neophage ok
painter that's even funnier than the original joke XD
@famous austrian painter or Detroit
I like the fact that Internet Historian has clearly put a lot of time and thought into the 'Time Travel and become King' scenario.
"Everyone I've talked to hate California." Even the Vice Mayor in the show Mr. Mayor. She thought the best thing that could happen to her beloved LA was for the mountain lions and other wildlife to take over, and for the humans to move away, because it's not a settlement fit for human beings.
*Weird travel story:* The first time I went to the US, I was wondering why the servers, hotel busboys, and whatnot were being extra friendly. Like _pointedly_ friendly. It wasn't until I was on the taxi to the airport on the flight back that I realized... they were all waiting for tips.
Yes, the attrociuos tip culture in US where you either get tips or you dont get paid should be stopped.
@@StrazdasLT Yeah. We only tip when:
1. Someone does an exceptionally great job
2. Someone does something beyond what they are normally paid to do (e.g. a waiter cleaning up something you spilled)
3. They are self-employed and/or look like they need the extra money (e.g tour guides, street food sellers, or someone doing menial work like porters)
The concept of employees that are so underpaid that they expect customers to pay the rest of their salaries is just crazy to me.
Still though, I can't help but cringe-laugh at the thought that all those service industry people were probably quietly seething at me.
@@AngryKittens so youre just fucking over the people who arent getting paid enough?
@@rosaparks6479 No. Your employers are fucking you over, while you blame customers. The corporate exploitation of service industry people in the US is not normal. Nor is it the fault of customers.
@@AngryKittens which I certainly know, but not tipping does nothing but make it so the underpaid employee remains underpaid. What, you think witholding 15 bucks as a tip is going to get the employee better pay? If you want things to change then thats certainly not the way to do it.
Real Internet Historian fans would have already heard the story of him getting lost in Spain from the 3rd channel.
there's a third channel?
The twich one or there is another?
I can't find the secret channel
@@dwightschrute2822 it's like... super duper top secret
@@JWestend look harder you’ll find it eventually if you’re a true fan
"I bent fat gay Pikachu." I'm crying from laughter LMFAOOO
Lol pyrocynical’s laugh fucking kills me
I admire your dedication IH. Even when you've committed to doing nothing but mumbling for your intro...you still work a violent gun bit into it.
If I didn't know you were an Aussie, I'd think you were American. Bravo my dude.
Despite the fact IH literally used Pyros Image, i only just realised it was Pyro at the end of the video.
Slow
his voice sounds different
No same here lol
Pyro's ability to make gaming references out of anything never fails to crack me up
It's actually scary how good he is at reference humour on the spot
I didn’t even realize he was talking to pyro until he pulled up the picture 5 minutes in. He sounds different.
I am extremely high and I have no idea what's going on, but I am 110% entertained. Bravo!.
The Internet Historian doesn't always release new videos
But when he does
I pour whisky and light a cigar
And have a porterhouse and T bone steak
I heat up ramen and caviar
I eat meth
shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
@@Rymeths absolutely, if that dreaded assassin doesn't have his way with us.
“This edible ain’t shit”
5 minutes later: 0:00
The gun time travel scene makes me think he’d make a good DM.
He did a horror RP session and it was great!
@@andrzejsugier Was that the one with the haunted house or something else?
@@NighttimeJuneau That was the one I had in mind
"I found six other devices on your account"
Still a better love story than twilight
You’re the Frankenstein of old, dead memes. We all know ho that story turned out though, so perhaps dead memes should stay dead, for all our sakes 😂
Whatever Nord is paying you they have to pay you more, these are the only ads anyone enjoys
Plot twist: his mum definitely knew the bakery wasn’t just ‘to the left’
That was definitely her plan all along.
To get some of the local spanish meat?
Crazy how some parents would totally do that. I know because my dad tried it on me.
@@ellusiv5121 You're telling me most kids don't lean to swim by being thrown in a river?
Yeah, IH, it's to the left and about 100 miles. Keep walking until your feet bleed. It's there.
The thing they did with the baseball cards, we did with crushed soda cans. Insert it near the back tire and boom; -1 tire but you sound like a motorbike for 10 minutes
I've always done water bottles
@@Hedgy111 same, though it was exclusive in my country. but it's seems like childrens around the world think alike
I did it with plastic cups
I used to do that with my foot on the tire just for fun. Never used a card
@@Hdx64 scraped my skin off when I did that
Props to IE for making a video w/ Pyro after his controversy. Respect!
The man's ad reads are funnier than most people's skits.
Fucking genius man.
I feel some of the charm was lost with this one, since he wasn't voicing it himself this time.
"I was walking down there and I got offered Crack like 5 times."
I think everyone has that experience. I got offered like 4 times and my sister like 8.
That happened to my brother in wales.
New York: see the culture
Boston: see the history
Denver: see the nature
Los Angeles: see the homeless
@@bigfish3846 That's mexifornia overall, though.
@@swevixeh San Diego is nice really Los Angeles and the inland empire are the bad parts (by Mexifronia I assume you mean southern Californian because it’s close to Mexico)
5:40 ... Internet historian is gonna be a legendary DM with that level of immersion and realism he brings in.
I wouldn't recommend a pistol for the medieval era because medieval armor is actually known in some cases to be thick enough and angled enough to bounce low caliber bullets and even stop certain rifle caliber rounds.
Rocket launcher then lmao
small arms would not be recommended because while really convenient to carry you are quite right in that atleast late medieval times (around 1400ish and up) guns (arquebus) existed and armor was currently being geared towards protecting against guns. the whole big thing with armor at the time was that muskets and such were becoming more frequent on the battlefield and therefor full coverage in plate wasnt ideal anymore since you were starting to need heavier and heaver armor. they started to reduce the amount of coverage in exchange for thicker plate so that it could stop bullets while still keeping atleast the most important parts covered
I’m pretty certain most pistol calibers above a .22 LR would defeat medieval era armor, most offer better velocity, have better shaped projectiles, and are using a far better propellant than the firearms that led to the obsolescence of plate armor.
i'm convinced that pyro legally can't go a day without some sort of breaking bad reference
It's his life fuel