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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @EmperorLemon
    @EmperorLemon 4 роки тому +41727

    Sonic.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 роки тому +12254

    "We're at school now" said tails. "it is time to go to class" sonic was also at school, so he went to the class
    Holy shit, that's some shakespeare right there

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому +45

      Yep.

    • @therabbit555
      @therabbit555 3 роки тому +141

      I almost cried

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 3 роки тому +226

      its helpful because i keep forgetting where they are

    • @_Schoko
      @_Schoko 3 роки тому +17

      Rupty, du auch hier :D

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 роки тому +25

      @@FAMILYGC69 I fuckin' love this guy!

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 4 роки тому +5501

    “We’re at school now” said tails.
    “It is time to go to class” sonic was also at school.
    Riveting.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 4 роки тому +108

      Truly

    • @FuriousGorge
      @FuriousGorge 4 роки тому +75

      Hm, quite.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 4 роки тому +142

      A joy to read. Engaging from start to finish.

    • @justordinary82
      @justordinary82 4 роки тому +10

      Ah yes the tales of Kithunkeant and king plantukatho.
      It has been BDG

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 роки тому +65

      Thank god they told us. If they didn’t tell me they were at school I don’t know that I would have ever figured out they were at school. God, this fanfics plot races along without any regard to human life.

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK 2 роки тому +2779

    “Tails smiled wider than a crocodile having a silly dream.” Ngl kinda love that sentence.

    • @birdy6049
      @birdy6049 2 роки тому +149

      The way he read it was kinda cute ngl 🥺

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere 2 роки тому +78

      @@birdy6049 the sentence itself is cute

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Рік тому +58

      Makes up for the part where he's a little racist

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 Рік тому +79

      @@DoctorCyan "despite making up only 13% of the population echidnas-"

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail Рік тому +9

      @@geldundkokaine2569
      6:38

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight 2 роки тому +799

    "welcome to the graveyard of you" is my favorite line from any work of fiction

    • @n1trovert
      @n1trovert Рік тому +35

      Sounds like a My Chemical Romance song

    • @EnlighthenedOne123
      @EnlighthenedOne123 Рік тому +16

      I swear to god, Sseth is a gift from God.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Рік тому +13

      Hey hey people, Eggman here

    • @aquakun3869
      @aquakun3869 11 місяців тому

      Some fans of this fanfic have created a supposed sonic highschool uniform, i got mine and its really nice

  • @torin1006
    @torin1006 4 роки тому +5863

    *"You will regret this."*
    - Sonic's Mom

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevs 4 роки тому +9031

    "Looked like a person but darker" This kid is inventing racism

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 2 роки тому +1815

    This story was published between may and august of 2012. In one of the authors notes, DarkDoomFireMaster (our scholar and hero) mentions that it’s summer and he’s ready for 8th grade. That would make him either 13 or 14 then. That means he’s 23-24 now. I wonder where he is, and how he’s doing. I wonder if he’s still proud of his magnum opus.

    • @NyesoEX
      @NyesoEX 2 роки тому +167

      damn, he's abbout my age, and that reminds me of my Spyro fanfiction... Jesus, 13yo on the internet are full of cringe

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 Рік тому +117

      @@NyesoEX I myself wrote a GTA IV fanfic (more of a shitpost really) when I was 15. I recently read it again for the first time in like 7 years and nearly died from the cringe

    • @NyesoEX
      @NyesoEX Рік тому +27

      @@STLCODPS3123 yeah, i know what you, i won't even dare to look for my fanfic i wrote, i know it would be painful to read it of the ammount if cringe it exist there XD

    • @ajestoncommand1122
      @ajestoncommand1122 Рік тому +57

      The guy wrote another sonic story in 2019, he is still alive.

    • @paxluporum4447
      @paxluporum4447 Рік тому +99

      He who has not cringed, cast the first stone.

  • @coolguy7742
    @coolguy7742 2 роки тому +917

    I love how the story about Sonics balls gets different any time someone mentions it

    • @MHScald
      @MHScald 2 роки тому +257

      It perfectly shows how rumors are spread, great writing right there.

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 2 роки тому +1

      The testicular equivalent of jugemu

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 Рік тому +42

      @@MHScald such a dynamic approach to storytelling where the finer subtleties are left up to the reader to determine instead of beating them over the head with it. Just like Edgar Allen Poe

    • @blackhand441
      @blackhand441 Рік тому +13

      Peak fiction

    • @messiha666
      @messiha666 Рік тому +47

      It just kept getting worse. First it was just his balls, the it was the whole tackle and shaft and by the end it managed to creep its way up the crack, too.

  • @AysoXD
    @AysoXD 4 роки тому +25429

    If only sonic secured his diary using nordvpn

    • @13Characters_
      @13Characters_ 4 роки тому +468

      This should've been said in the video.

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 роки тому +285

      If only Mrs. Lesson wasn’t inspired by 1984

    • @borgwardd24
      @borgwardd24 4 роки тому +39

      Dashlane you mean

    • @Spartan73799
      @Spartan73799 4 роки тому +70

      I read that as "Dairy" and was confused as fuck at first.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 роки тому +17

      "Woah!!!"

  • @zaktak4380
    @zaktak4380 3 роки тому +2706

    I can't belive Hollywood whitewashed the Sonic High School limo driver.

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude Рік тому +695

    Coming to this from My Immortal, you really have to appreciate the duality of girls and boys fan-fiction. While one delves into make-up, clothes, relationships and bands...the other really tackles serious issues like gay(?) itchy balls and hot anger shits that smell so bad the entire neighborhood comes together to set up fans to divert the scent.

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 11 місяців тому

      Ah yes, the two genders: gratuitous outfit descriptions, and hot angry shits.

    • @bvsement1217
      @bvsement1217 9 місяців тому +43

      Plot twist: the person who wrote My Immortal is male, and Sonic High was written by a high school girl.

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 7 місяців тому

      This is why that whole theory a feminist came up with of "why do girls in media always talk about men" is bullshit lmao. That's literally just real life. Women arent deep or meaningful creatures. Their entire purpose is to pleasure men

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus 2 роки тому +228

    “Nothing said Sonic”, said Sonic.
    This is a masterpiece of literature

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 4 роки тому +1885

    > "You will regret this," said Sonic's mom.
    Not wrong.

    • @perrypougins379
      @perrypougins379 4 роки тому +77

      "You will regret this" said the mother of the kid who wrote this fanfic

    • @JarJarBinks4ever
      @JarJarBinks4ever 4 роки тому +10

      nothing personnel kid

    • @JustAskMeTV101
      @JustAskMeTV101 4 роки тому +13

      Thats foreshadowing if I ever heard it

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 4 роки тому +2

      sonic regrets everything.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +2

      There is no lie..... we will all regret this....

  • @chuckbucy2725
    @chuckbucy2725 4 роки тому +3133

    *Sonic was so upset he went to his locker*
    Uh oh

  • @half-trackproductions
    @half-trackproductions 2 роки тому +422

    I adore the fact that Sonic can run faster than the speed of sound, but still needs to catch the bus to school for some reason

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw Рік тому +34

      I mean, even I like to sit instead of walk now and then.

    • @half-trackproductions
      @half-trackproductions Рік тому +25

      True, but if you can get to school in three seconds by running, would you really want to stand around waiting for the bus? Plus, he’d be sitting most of the day anyway since he was going to school.

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw Рік тому +6

      @@half-trackproductions Fair point.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Рік тому +5

      @@half-trackproductions but like most kids, the longer you can avoid being on school grounds, the better things are.

    • @ModeratelyCool
      @ModeratelyCool Рік тому +5

      He wants to talk to his friends

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets Рік тому +225

    How the author breaks down the idiocity of school relationships is highly accurate. "Hey look at my dance. Impressed?" "Sure lets make out." and "Sonic hoped she would kiss him because it would make him look cooler."

  • @secratekeeper
    @secratekeeper 4 роки тому +861

    “Said the limo driver who looked like a real person but darker.”
    Goddamn

    • @chrisbj5251
      @chrisbj5251 4 роки тому +36

      H E W A S B L A C C

    • @mrglibb
      @mrglibb 4 роки тому +24

      The limo was broken eternally

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 роки тому +31

      Limo pool’s closed

    • @RedTailedSmeargle
      @RedTailedSmeargle 4 роки тому +4

      It just says 'a person but darker', not a real person.
      But that doesn't mean the kek is toppable. 'cause I can tell you right the hell now friend it sure ain't.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 4 роки тому +4

      Sup my Tigga

  • @pandapotato1617
    @pandapotato1617 4 роки тому +6328

    I love that the teacher doesn’t stop reading the journal after it talks about his ball problems, she just keeps going. What a legend

    • @owne6609
      @owne6609 4 роки тому +479

      Maybe she just hates him

    • @blvalverde
      @blvalverde 4 роки тому +404

      I like how she reads about his balls, then everybody thinks his dick also has a problem.

    • @aaamarco3
      @aaamarco3 4 роки тому +71

      RAID: Shadow Legends

    • @croissantsforthought8502
      @croissantsforthought8502 4 роки тому +245

      I love how the teacher is called "Ms. *LESSON* ".

    • @datboi4212
      @datboi4212 4 роки тому +109

      It turns out that his ball problem is a disease that only occurs over 1 million years. It kills whoever comes in contact with it. I’m not even joking.

  • @Christian-mt5jx
    @Christian-mt5jx 2 роки тому +514

    I love how the writer added the subtlety of making Sonic a person who goes for looks and not what is inside a person for a love interest. It is typical for a high school aged kid to only go for looks and not care for what is inside. Adding a layer of immaturity to Sonic giving opportunity's to develop his character further in later stories.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez 2 роки тому +50

      or the author is just projecting

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 Рік тому +13

      The line is basically "I don't keep her around for her brains", which is still a douchebag thing to say

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 Рік тому

      Don't know who you hung out with in high school, I guess my friends weren't all douchebags who dated for sex appeal.

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 2 роки тому +214

    Using taxidermy fox fail for Tails was an inspired choice.

  • @marcx4157
    @marcx4157 3 роки тому +5099

    "nothing said Sonic" said Sonic
    Fuck this is peak literature, I dont know what wall the writer broke there but it's definitely broken.

    • @timkenda8203
      @timkenda8203 3 роки тому +181

      The stucco surface wall

    • @chacharealsmooth9215
      @chacharealsmooth9215 3 роки тому +8

      timestamp?

    • @ehm182_9
      @ehm182_9 3 роки тому +12

      @@chacharealsmooth9215 8:22

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 3 роки тому +5

      the stucco surface wall

    • @yyny0
      @yyny0 3 роки тому +51

      "What is wrong, Sonic, everything is right now," said Sonic. "No it isn't," said Sonic.

  • @Jack-gu3rm
    @Jack-gu3rm 4 роки тому +3699

    “Welcome to the graveyard of you” is a genuinely incredible line. It’s like a lyric straight from a mid-2000s emo album.

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 2 роки тому +170

    "Get out of here." yelled eggman calmly
    Damnit JK Rowling

  • @wimpyapple8093
    @wimpyapple8093 4 роки тому +1665

    "The man looked like a fat immature gay. It was Eggman."
    That's quite a unique way to describe somebody.

    • @Marssnowable
      @Marssnowable 4 роки тому +88

      Lol, I love how Internet Historian didn't say that part too.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +1

      Okay

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +3

      @Xyre154 ok

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 4 роки тому +1

      Jimmeh Rulez okay

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 4 роки тому +4

      @@JimmehRulez are ya gonna add anything to the conversation?
      You're now going to say "o k"

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 4 роки тому +1871

    "Nothing, said Sonic" *_Said Sonic._*
    Truly a marvel of literature of the 21st Century.

    • @salmonmankingoftheocean7624
      @salmonmankingoftheocean7624 4 роки тому +68

      Sonic: Nothing, said Sonic
      English Teachers: This is deep

    • @apeiron1700
      @apeiron1700 4 роки тому +3

      @@salmonmankingoftheocean7624 no one:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean: this is deep

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому

      OK

    • @greyscale8137
      @greyscale8137 4 роки тому +7

      Apeiron1
      No one:
      Apeiron1:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean no one:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean: This is deep

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological 4 роки тому +4

      anarchyゥなビ
      No one:
      anarchyゥなビ :
      Apeiron1
      No one:
      Apeiron1:
      SalmonMan King Of The Ocean no one:
      SalmonMan King Of The Ocean: This is deep

  • @dafyddroff8084
    @dafyddroff8084 2 роки тому +44

    “Creams only made his ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred” really broke me for some reason

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan 3 місяці тому +24

    RIP to the extremely talented musician.

  • @RandomUser8P
    @RandomUser8P 4 роки тому +2815

    “The man looked like a fat, immature gay. It was Eggman”
    I so wish that part was read out loud

    • @12q8
      @12q8 4 роки тому +89

      Can't say that in UA-cam anymore.

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 4 роки тому +74

      @@12q8 I mean, you can, but there will be consequences

    • @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341
      @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 4 роки тому +246

      @@vallisdaemonumofficial gay consequences

    • @maxofthetitans
      @maxofthetitans 4 роки тому +93

      Vallis Daemonum “you will regret this” - Susan Wojcicki

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 4 роки тому +12

      I read Eggman as Egyptian for some reason.

  • @squidddinator
    @squidddinator 4 роки тому +4451

    The pinnacle of film, the medium is dead now. Nothing can ever top this

    • @cfdeers
      @cfdeers 4 роки тому +82

      Creams only make my balls sweat like a thoroughbred

    • @AbdAbdAbdAbd
      @AbdAbdAbdAbd 4 роки тому +8

      @@cfdeers O O F

    • @cedthebear3664
      @cedthebear3664 4 роки тому +12

      True since "My Immortal" ^^

    • @TheSamuel12777
      @TheSamuel12777 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh moment

    • @srjskam
      @srjskam 4 роки тому +23

      When Tails ascended from the heavens in his perfect form and uttered the words "Please be happy", I knew we had reached the pinnacle of _all_ art and philosophy. This is it. We are in Elysium.

  • @kangoftherang7468
    @kangoftherang7468 2 роки тому +81

    Love the fact that calm, collected Fredrik Knudsen is going full OTT with Sonic, while the master of OTT, EmpLemon, is using a calm, almost monotone voice lol

  • @orwell9788
    @orwell9788 2 роки тому +76

    For anyone who’s gone down the rabbit hole of badfic, I think you can appreciate how inept and childish this writing is compared to the sadistic/soul draining stuff that makes you genuinely concerned or just worried about the MH of the author, like that one Redwall series…

    • @golden-not
      @golden-not Рік тому +5

      you wouldnt think that if you read the rest of it

    • @perk_a_licious6506
      @perk_a_licious6506 9 місяців тому

      ​@@golden-notWhat is he even talking about?

  • @saltbread3844
    @saltbread3844 4 роки тому +7864

    I would say that I pressed the like button faster than anyone, but that's a lie. Sonic did it first because he was fast (and everyone else was slow).

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 роки тому +4605

    My earbuds came unplugged during this while I was in public and I have never been more terrified in my life

    • @foxsden
      @foxsden 4 роки тому +43

      Ahahah

    • @rmmle
      @rmmle 4 роки тому +22

      Bruh

    • @zaph9790
      @zaph9790 4 роки тому +92

      You were watching this in public????

    • @gerbius
      @gerbius 4 роки тому +105

      doesn't every device automatically pause stuff if headphones are unplugged?

    • @foxsden
      @foxsden 4 роки тому +41

      Ferb Cosplay no.

  • @ben2949
    @ben2949 2 роки тому +34

    “I love her for her body” -sonic 2019

  • @kaproskarleto5136
    @kaproskarleto5136 2 роки тому +30

    "Hey Amy, why did you go tell rouge about how hard we kissed? *Colon, Closed parenthesis* "
    *Stephen Spielberg Sheds a tear*

  • @Rey-eq4vq
    @Rey-eq4vq 3 роки тому +2042

    "Sonics gay ball problem"
    We have peaked

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 3 роки тому +36

      only gay people have balls i guess

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 3 роки тому +29

      @Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 are you ok?

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 3 роки тому +14

      @Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 sometimes it's really hard to tell in youtube comments lol

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 роки тому +17

      @yo what’s good my homie Kinda lame joke tbh.

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 роки тому +12

      @yo what’s good my homie And this video was over a year ago.

  • @400MrVegeta
    @400MrVegeta 4 роки тому +2815

    “I love her for her body”
    *Sonic why would u say this.*

    • @angrykirby961
      @angrykirby961 4 роки тому +430

      I can't believe sonuc sees women as an object im literally fucking shaking and crying he would never do this

    • @420steve.
      @420steve. 4 роки тому +45

      Angry Kirby 😭😭

    • @cinnamonstick5276
      @cinnamonstick5276 4 роки тому +98

      Fun fact: Amy is canonically 12 years old.

    • @ethan520427
      @ethan520427 4 роки тому +12

      COZ ME BOI IS A SAVAGE

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 роки тому +27

      More like Bore Ragnarok
      And sonic is 16

  • @rpproductions9189
    @rpproductions9189 2 роки тому +21

    "And sonic was just so embarrassed, and mad, and sad, but more embarrassed"
    God Tier Writing

  • @brimstoner982
    @brimstoner982 2 роки тому +56

    0:37
    the fact there's just fat fetish art of amy framed and hung on sonic's bedroom wall is so funny for whatever reason

  • @BoxManSFM
    @BoxManSFM 4 роки тому +1943

    “I kissed Amy and now you can never date her again.” - Dio- I mean Egg Man, 2019.

  • @danielscott2292
    @danielscott2292 4 роки тому +1617

    “We’re at school now” said Tails. “It’s time to go to class”. Sonic was also at school.
    English Teachers: *holy shit that’s deep*

    • @hypedmaniac8444
      @hypedmaniac8444 4 роки тому +95

      You see, through the use of ‘now’, the author indisputably intended to outline how students are destined to enter school premises, sacrificing their freedom to the ‘class’. Furthermore, ‘class’ denies the students and teachers alike a name; could this mean that all involved are deprived of freedom? Perhaps the author’s message was that we should not spite our teachers, nay, for they are victims of the same system that we must endure ourselves.
      In addition, the repeated use of dull vocabulary, such as ‘said’ and the abbreviations ‘we’re’ and ‘it’s’ serve to highlight the monotony of school and the lifelessness that students undoubtedly will one day succumb to. On top of this, the tedious, unnecessary descriptor ‘Sonic was also at school’ could reflect how utterly pointless school must feel to these poor individuals.
      The writer’s craft is no doubt genius, and one that acts as a cautionary tale regarding the institutions of education that have become so commonplace and mandatory in the modern world.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +17

      Ben Hughes You are scaring me

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 4 роки тому +13

      @@emblemblade9245 he's simply displaying the fine craft of bullshitting and overanalyzing to make something seem deep

    • @danielscott2292
      @danielscott2292 4 роки тому +8

      Lin C. is it possible to learn this power?

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 4 роки тому +2

      @@danielscott2292 study literature?

  • @djgrizzly9353
    @djgrizzly9353 2 роки тому +22

    4:10 The kid who wrote this fanfic after he finds this video:

  • @powerklawftw
    @powerklawftw 2 роки тому +14

    "because Tails still needed help"
    >cuts to the most miserable fox that exists
    Damn bro, I think he needs more help than you can give him, Sonic

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 4 роки тому +472

    "Said the limo driver, who looked like a person but darker colored"

  • @hrthenarrator4491
    @hrthenarrator4491 4 роки тому +5051

    Have you guys heard about *Sonic’s gay ball problem*

  • @Catt0
    @Catt0 2 роки тому +49

    I completely lost it when the teacher started reading his journal entry. This is a gem.

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent 2 роки тому +74

    Fredrik's reading of the line at 17:08 is one of the big reasons why I always come back to this video. It cracks me up every time.

  • @angusmatheson8906
    @angusmatheson8906 Рік тому +61

    "Nothing said Sonic", said Sonic.

  • @MadamePianissima
    @MadamePianissima 4 роки тому +704

    So its canon that Jeff the killer went to the same High School as Sonic?
    Deepest lore.

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 4 роки тому +50

      Enoby was there too
      *L O R E O F T H E G R E A T E S T D E P T H*

    • @assaultspoon4925
      @assaultspoon4925 4 роки тому +21

      @@zeche8477 Sonic was created by Enoby's abra katabra. Mrs Lesson hired the bullys that made jeff a killer.
      Jeff became voldemort.

    • @Waddels
      @Waddels 4 роки тому +11

      fan fiction cinematic universe

    • @nika_akina3152
      @nika_akina3152 4 роки тому +2

      Now we just have to relate this to my immortal more

  • @jacketry833
    @jacketry833 4 роки тому +3800

    Don’t worry guys, the poop part is very important. It’s a highly complicated character development arc.

    • @degeneratemale5386
      @degeneratemale5386 4 роки тому +79

      It also comes up as a plot point on how bad his poop smells

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 4 роки тому +125

      In fact it’s one of the best anime character arcs ever.
      Zuko’s redemption? Old hat. Obito’s corruption? Literally who? Sonic taking a fat shit is the real thing

    • @melitajay
      @melitajay 4 роки тому +14

      I was bloody dying at that part

    • @ruyfire6913
      @ruyfire6913 2 роки тому +28

      Oh you go to the bathroom and cry in a corner?
      Nah man I just shit aggressively like I just ate Chipotle

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not even there yet.

  • @jormungandr8936
    @jormungandr8936 2 роки тому +22

    “Huffing and puffing like he just did the Cupid shuffle for the first time” I lost it lol

  • @leesnotbritish5386
    @leesnotbritish5386 Рік тому +34

    I love it when the authors just get bored with one prompt so they just ignore it and start another

  • @montycosmos1165
    @montycosmos1165 3 роки тому +2497

    “Welcome to the graveyard of you” is my new favorite villain line

  • @hexx2211
    @hexx2211 4 роки тому +1964

    "Looked like a person, but darker colored."
    Eh, I've been called worse.

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo 4 роки тому +58

      OOOHHHHFFFFFFFFF........... right in the real....

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan 4 роки тому +236

      H.P. Lovecraft-style writing.

    • @ShadowZeroFlame
      @ShadowZeroFlame 4 роки тому +32

      @@satriaputrapratama4703 oh those damn scientists calling poor people of color negros and other bad words! BE DAMNED SCIENCE YOU RACISTS SHITE!

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 роки тому +49

      ShadowZeroFlame Those evil spanish speaking people, saying that black is "negro"... xD

    • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
      @John_1-1_in_Japanese 4 роки тому +27

      @@ShadowZeroFlame It's illegal to have anime pfp and use 'racist,' I hereby revoke your anime pfp privelages

  • @bauz5565
    @bauz5565 9 місяців тому +72

    I love how you can create a psychological character profile of the writer just by reading this. His fears, his hopes, his clear yet kind of weirdly phrased homophobia. Truly a master piece of character writing.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch 8 місяців тому

      I think the homophobic parts are because he was a dumb kid when he wrote this

  • @ajwardbird6408
    @ajwardbird6408 2 роки тому +16

    sonic contemplates about doing sex with Amy or saving his best friend who is trapped in a cage screaming for help 17:00

  • @da12ofSpades
    @da12ofSpades 3 роки тому +5608

    This is not a very well written story, but the author did actually finish it, which is more than I can say for any of my creative endeavors.

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 3 роки тому +376

      Yeah he finished it
      After 22 additional chapters
      These were just the first 3 chapters out of 25

    • @ivanquiles4903
      @ivanquiles4903 3 роки тому +102

      And G.R.R. Martin

    • @Flycanjack
      @Flycanjack 3 роки тому +116

      Heck, even Sonic Team didn't finish the story with Forces

    • @ParasiteHater
      @ParasiteHater 3 роки тому +83

      pretty sure it was intentionally bad. if that's the case then this guy is a genius

    • @guinevereemilysummers9945
      @guinevereemilysummers9945 3 роки тому +25

      Pretty sure it's satire.

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 4 роки тому +830

    "Welcome to the graveyard of you." is my favourite line from anything ever.

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 4 роки тому +21

      Benersan the Bread right up there with “welcome to die”

    • @Greggery
      @Greggery 4 роки тому +16

      Most metal thing I've heard since the emo era

  • @eno6712
    @eno6712 Рік тому +31

    This has the same energies when the South Park boys made a story that was simultaneously a masterpiece and disgusting beyond belief

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 2 роки тому +81

    Internet Historian leaving out certain bits to try not to get canceled is one of the best parts about this video
    Overall 11/10, 20 minutes well spent

  • @windowssonic5953
    @windowssonic5953 3 роки тому +3982

    "Looked like a person but darker colored" has to be the best description when you're really trying to not be racist but fail miserably.

    • @jaycoops6886
      @jaycoops6886 3 роки тому +277

      the kind of statement i wouldnt be able to distinguish from a biden comment XD

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 3 роки тому +68

      @@jaycoops6886 I’m pretty sure internet historian changed it from something actually racist

    • @mando9364
      @mando9364 3 роки тому +56

      Sounds like something Michael Scott would say.
      @Jay Coops no it actually says that on the fanfic

    • @nowhereman8168
      @nowhereman8168 3 роки тому +7

      @@tubasil8786 why the fuck would he even?

    • @Logan-zp8bi
      @Logan-zp8bi 3 роки тому +37

      Its also a great example of "chekhov's gun" why do we need to know what the limo driver looks like he isn't apart of the story in a significant way?

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 4 роки тому +1672

    Let's just appreciate that the limo driver "looked like a person, but darker."

    • @aj7789
      @aj7789 4 роки тому +190

      'THE LIMO IS BROKEN..........ETERNALLY!!!!'

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +14

      OK.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +32

      C o l o u r e d

    • @somedude1068
      @somedude1068 4 роки тому +12

      yeah they look similar to us..

    • @KerWallis
      @KerWallis 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like me.

  • @thatgreenfur6584
    @thatgreenfur6584 Рік тому +11

    '"Nothing said Sonic" said Sonic' might be the hardest I've laughed at anything in a good long time.

  • @TransformersBoss
    @TransformersBoss Рік тому +8

    Sonic’s mom probably called Mrs Lesson and told her to read Sonic’s journal since he didn’t eat breakfast

  • @mariathompson5104
    @mariathompson5104 4 роки тому +4209

    “I kissed Amy and now you cannot date her” Ok Dio

    • @novacommander4297
      @novacommander4297 4 роки тому +303

      You were expecting some form of overused JoJo reference...
      TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!

    • @erenyeagar2928
      @erenyeagar2928 4 роки тому +35

      Where did his tshirt go?? After he ran to the bus

    • @excal22
      @excal22 4 роки тому +125

      you were expecting another jojo reference but
      nobody expects the Spanish insquition

    • @chariot5660
      @chariot5660 4 роки тому +11

      @@erenyeagar2928 he ran so fast it fell off

    • @CrissKarma23
      @CrissKarma23 4 роки тому +1

      I legit thought the same thing!

  • @MarkHalberstram
    @MarkHalberstram 2 роки тому +31

    Why did Fredrik go so hard man, this is an Oscar-worthy performance holy shit

  • @luminous3558
    @luminous3558 2 роки тому +43

    Sseth is the perfect eggman, but he probably would've been perfect in any other role too.

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry 4 роки тому +3267

    The homoerotic tension between tails and sonic in this is too much for me

  • @genocider2688
    @genocider2688 3 роки тому +1522

    i feel like the person who wrote this just needed a way to cope with their itchy ball problem

    • @llumas975
      @llumas975 3 роки тому +78

      Yeah, itchy balls was the least of the author’s problems

    • @Flycanjack
      @Flycanjack 3 роки тому +24

      @@llumas975 i think it's the smooth brain.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 роки тому +8

      They had more than just itchy balls.

    • @baguldus1885
      @baguldus1885 3 роки тому +19

      Gay ball problems*

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 3 роки тому +4

      @@Flycanjack To call them stupid is... not encompassing enough, somehow. Maddened? Driven to lunacy? Absolutely bonkers? Those sound more like it tbh.

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 2 роки тому +24

    You know as bad as this is, at least he follows the “he said, she said” rules of dialogue. He doesn’t use any shitty adverbs either.

  • @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081
    @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081 2 роки тому +46

    Even though his story is lame, this guy still has more motivation than I do.

  • @trivial7
    @trivial7 4 роки тому +2812

    *"'The limo is broken,' said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored."*

    • @Gigutriel
      @Gigutriel 4 роки тому +409

      "It is broken eternally."

    • @benjaminzimmer4566
      @benjaminzimmer4566 4 роки тому +39

      Ryan Gosling is dark colored, whaaaaaaaaaat????????

    • @savortherobot9709
      @savortherobot9709 4 роки тому +26

      Wait hows he get here
      (also broken eternally hahahahahahahahahaha)

    • @mr.classified6167
      @mr.classified6167 4 роки тому +63

      Who would have throught the idiot who wrote this was also a racist

    • @ajarofnutella
      @ajarofnutella 4 роки тому +78

      EasyBakeOrphan wow aren't we edgy

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 роки тому +1865

    Man am I glad to not have internet access for most of my childhood.

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 4 роки тому +11

      Haha same

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 роки тому +6

      OK Lincoln.

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 4 роки тому +15

      @@JimmehRulez I changed my profile picture so this reply won't make any sense now...

    • @Pirate23772
      @Pirate23772 4 роки тому +5

      Eh, I've been on the internet since I was 11 and I turned out fine. I actually learned a lot from the mistakes I have made on here that I'm glad I never made in real life.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 роки тому

      What makes you so sure you'd inevitably let anything like this see the light of day?

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 Рік тому +5

    "welcome to the graveyard of you"
    adding that to my personal lexicon

  • @netlossmusic3745
    @netlossmusic3745 Рік тому +32

    It's unbelievable how entertaining this video is. Please adapt the rest of the fanfic

    • @cafecomracumin717
      @cafecomracumin717 Рік тому +1

      This fic is actually big 25k word I think.
      I will adapt thia fic in a similar style ,all chapters eventually,for now I only did chapter 1 and am currently finishing 2 but well,it's in portuguese though,I think it's time someone bring this fic to non english reqders too,a masterpiece like this can't be forgotten.

  • @aidansmart2281
    @aidansmart2281 4 роки тому +1216

    "Nothing said Sonic,"
    SAID SONIC.

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 4 роки тому +49

      “”Nothing said Sonic,” said Sonic” said sonic

  • @oscardelarosa2280
    @oscardelarosa2280 4 роки тому +594

    I can’t be the only one who thought this was gonna end with Sonic shooting up his school.

    • @thatbuckmulligan
      @thatbuckmulligan 4 роки тому +4

      Spoilers!

    • @lizzardsjizzards5337
      @lizzardsjizzards5337 4 роки тому +24

      Better that than it becoming erotic fanfiction

    • @sergentharker7182
      @sergentharker7182 4 роки тому +5

      [Pumped up kicks plays in the distance]

    • @SupraSwag10
      @SupraSwag10 4 роки тому +10

      There's actually 25 chapters of this fanfic and in chapter 4 Shadow says he's going to kill his parents lmao

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 4 роки тому +9

      “You’re too slow!” Said Sonic. Sonic was covered in blood (not his) and semen (his).

  • @kylelopez7631
    @kylelopez7631 2 роки тому +19

    Sonic quickly ran to his locker that was his. He grabbed his BLUE AR. "Time too teach my classmates a lesson very quickly" he said as he loaded up his KCI AR-15 .223/5.56mm 100 round gen 2 drum magazine.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 2 роки тому +1

      But he needs to kill fast and bullets too slow

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 2 роки тому +9

    18:59
    ... OR YOU CAN JUST TIP THE FUCKING CAGE OVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE A BOTTOM!!!

  • @Rodzyniastyyyy
    @Rodzyniastyyyy 4 роки тому +626

    'NOTHING SAID SONIC' said Sonic.
    I died.

  • @NewNicator
    @NewNicator 3 роки тому +2324

    _”The limo is broken,”_ said the limo driver who looked like a person but *darker coloured*

    • @jeremiahbennett3004
      @jeremiahbennett3004 2 роки тому +534

      *casually implies black people aren't people in a sonic fanfiction

    • @michelleobamafootcream9292
      @michelleobamafootcream9292 2 роки тому +356

      The limo is *eternally* broken

    • @cutler_beckett
      @cutler_beckett 2 роки тому +240

      Reminds me of when I was nine and writing my own interpretation of The Hunger Games, but forgot what Thresh’s name was, so I simply called him, “the big black man.”

    • @Johncruel
      @Johncruel 2 роки тому +79

      @@jeremiahbennett3004 Children are quite wise

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta Рік тому +4

      Oh my

  • @Yo.Hannes
    @Yo.Hannes Рік тому +7

    Sonic's mom*
    "You'll regret not eating breakfast! You burn so many calories you'll be dead by lunch!"

  • @hazmatbp
    @hazmatbp 2 роки тому +12

    I like how every time the writer mentions a character he has to talk about them like he's introducing them for the first time

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 4 роки тому +529

    WHY DID YOU CUT OUT "The man looked like a fat immature gay" THATS MY FAVORITE PART

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  4 роки тому +176

      Sorry, I didn't notice it got cut until I started reading the comments! I remember recording and laughing at that line. Damn.

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 4 роки тому +2

      I for one appreciate that I'm not in this trainwreck.

    • @matsudamatsumoto7742
      @matsudamatsumoto7742 4 роки тому +1

      I'm worried about that. The story gets way more funny later on with the disturbing content, I'm afraid it will get censored...

  • @miketheguy2847
    @miketheguy2847 3 роки тому +4193

    "The limo is broken eternally." Has an ominous energy to it.

    • @SeriousBusinessman.
      @SeriousBusinessman. 3 роки тому +61

      "Lets go"

    • @ShrodingeRen
      @ShrodingeRen 3 роки тому +64

      @@SeriousBusinessman. who are you? Why are you in my house? Can you feed me?

    • @SeriousBusinessman.
      @SeriousBusinessman. 3 роки тому +85

      @@ShrodingeRen ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS AND MANY MORE ANSWERED IN *the field*

    • @saerain
      @saerain 3 роки тому +57

      Like-persons-but-darker-colored are known to have mysterious insights that way.

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 роки тому +37

      Scp 283746-A the eternally broken limo driven by scp 283746-B Who looks like *REDACTED*

  • @Willhelm2004
    @Willhelm2004 2 роки тому +13

    10:48
    Looks like sonic brought tails out to kill him

  • @thechalupacabra3065
    @thechalupacabra3065 2 роки тому +17

    This...this makes me think I have what it takes to finally write that novel I've been putting off.

  • @gdsemi5840
    @gdsemi5840 4 роки тому +1260

    Theory: Mrs Lesson is actually Sonic's mom and she purposely picked that journal lesson as revenge for sonic not eating breakfast

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie 3 роки тому +2930

    Imagine sitting in your shitty college class when some guy walks in, tells his gf to watch this, does a dance, then him and his gf proceed to make out for 30 minutes in front of everyone...

    • @jonahwilhelm8409
      @jonahwilhelm8409 3 роки тому +270

      I mean probably better than sitting through most college lectures lmao

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah that must turn you on pretty hard if i have to believe this story.

    • @ichirocharles1
      @ichirocharles1 3 роки тому +155

      What an alpha

    • @2crazyvideomonkeys
      @2crazyvideomonkeys 3 роки тому +124

      If that isn’t romance, then I don’t want it

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 3 роки тому +32

      Bruh this dude really making aut with his gf 😳
      Only at sonic high school 😂

  • @berberecivilise2825
    @berberecivilise2825 2 місяці тому +9

    RIP my nigga 2mad

  • @rickharrison1887
    @rickharrison1887 2 роки тому +13

    4:51 100% though he was about to pull out a gun

  • @Aganoo
    @Aganoo 4 роки тому +989

    *G A Y B A L L P R O B L E M S*

    • @bottomfeeder7924
      @bottomfeeder7924 4 роки тому +22

      No!! Not the gay ball problems!!!

    • @louise-ts1mb
      @louise-ts1mb 4 роки тому +6

      Anything but the gay ball problems...

    • @fasted8468
      @fasted8468 4 роки тому

      Wow I read this 666 likes right when the election crackhead thing

    • @Aganoo
      @Aganoo 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for your input,​@I gRape Babies​!

    • @somelass133
      @somelass133 4 роки тому +1

      Ever since I first watched this about once a week I suddenly think “gay ball problem” and can’t stop laughing

  • @rustycage
    @rustycage 4 роки тому +9393

    i watched this video really fast and i didnot even stop along the way

    • @nickd.9955
      @nickd.9955 4 роки тому +125

      Ah, I see that you too have exquisite taste in Sonic fan fiction. Good shit Rusty.

    • @guyanon
      @guyanon 4 роки тому +41

      All my favorite YTs have gathered. This is some Argonauts shit right here

    • @st.beatles7283
      @st.beatles7283 4 роки тому +10

      Damn I didn’t think you’d be here

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 4 роки тому +2

      Oh great, it's him...

    • @lucasx-s2911
      @lucasx-s2911 4 роки тому +6

      we need to get rusty to voice characters

  • @sadfrog2575
    @sadfrog2575 Рік тому +13

    Whenever I'm writing and I feel that it sucks, I remember this and suddenly it's not so bad

  • @williecase-kn2ie
    @williecase-kn2ie 4 місяці тому +4

    I came for Ssethtzeentach, but stayed for the horrendous picture of tails

  • @aidanhowe2953
    @aidanhowe2953 3 роки тому +2655

    Please do "Sonic and the Great War." A masterpiece, involving Skrillex, Mario, Naruto, and gender-swapped Sonic hooking up with the fanfic's author. Truly exemplifies the sheer horror of war.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 3 роки тому +250

      I'm afraid to look that up. I managed to read all of Sonic Highschool, which I consider a personal achievement,but I don't think I have a high enough cognitohazard resistance score for whatever the fuck you just described

    • @theluiginoidperson1097
      @theluiginoidperson1097 3 роки тому +57

      Does it involve Sega, Anime, and Skrillex as the Triple Entente, and Nintendo as the Central Powers?

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 3 роки тому +25

      This sounds amazing.

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 3 роки тому +19

      Skrillex is an ok guy but geeze his fans are something else

    • @doctadevito791
      @doctadevito791 3 роки тому +13

      That sounds like hell

  • @TappWaterStudios
    @TappWaterStudios 4 роки тому +733

    The ironic part was that Sonic was too slow to stop the teacher from reading it

    • @gigithegob9332
      @gigithegob9332 3 роки тому +78

      Here’s a theory... he wanted her to read it... he’s got a humiliation kink.

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 3 роки тому +30

      @@gigithegob9332 Oh yeah, call me balls itchy.

    • @anotherwea6692
      @anotherwea6692 3 роки тому +7

      Guess he wasn't that fast after all

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C Рік тому +4

    "Nothing said Sonic" Said Sonic.

  • @rockyjmoon3
    @rockyjmoon3 Рік тому +2

    This was the best entertainment I’ve had all day.
    Thank you!