Father Jack Drinks a Bottle of Floor Polish | Father Ted S1 E6 | Absolute Jokes
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
- Concerns grow about Father Jack after it is discovered he has drunk an entire bottle of floor polish.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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"So, you're a nun." - Dougal busting moves
I nearly choked at "Ted says you were touching him"
"a woman's touch"
Lol he started mentioning Italian football players when he started praying in 'Latin'. Costacurta, Roberto Baggio...HAHAH
That was good. Bad Latin is always funny.
lavender fields wrong slang
@@katanah3195 like biggus mistakus
The only man with a skeleton blanket
I know latin!
Linguine, salami, ricotta, fettucine...
"we'll see him in the after-life"
"oh, yeeeesh SUUURRRRE".
Some real quality lines in this program.
"Ted! What's wrong?! Father Jack, did you see what happened to Ted?! What happened, Father Jack?! Wha-Oooooooooohhhhh!"
Best part of the Episode
"If you're the solicitor, then I'm Boy George!"
*Minutes later in the crypt*
"Karma karma karma karma Karma Chameleon~ " I was rolling at that bit by Dougal!
Sister Monica's accent is unbelievably lovely
21:18 I really love those little clips of Father Ted living it up at the disco and casino.
Now you know why he was exiled to Craggy Isle. 😞
our Lord, Stalin, and Bob Marley? and he does it with a straight face? a grand actor
Lars lange
Roberto Baggio
Il Divin Codino !!!!!
Daithi Fleming sounds like a party.
I use to watch this show on a school night! Great times! RIP Dermot Morgan. 🌹💖
You forget that father jack has fallowed his mate into the comedian paradise
started watching this show two days ago. I'm so hooked, it's crazy! I Can't get enough. thanks for the upload.
You're welcome, we've got plenty more amazing British comedy coming soon.
Better late than never.
@@AbsoluteJokes Irish comedy 😉
Please tell me you are joking Dead Parrot? This is Irish. Couldn't be anymore Irish.
@@marykateoshaughnessy4517 last time i looked, ireland was ruled by the british, hence its british comedy
"If the milkman calls, the money's under the statue of our lord being embarrassed by the Romans." l0L!
What actual biblical event is that?
@@davidw.2791 the entirety of good friday
@@MrPrius-fy1sc Oooh. So Ted has to phrase it that way because otherwise Dougal won’t even begin to understand.
“Reservoir Dogs ... It’s probably not as violent as the ones you usually like, but give it a go.” 😝
Dougal’s last rites for Father Jack! Feckin hilarious! 🤣
I bet when father jack has took off for the comedian's paradise , has made the same
-He's dead!
-What's the problem there, sister?
now i'm dead😂😂😂
"You'd know all about that Ted"
what?!
"You know when you're baptising them, the babies"
I would have made the appropriate responses to that but My Art Page and Jacob M were ahead of me. Well done. ; )
"Sure, I wouldn't know. I'm from Donnegal!"
That line cracks me up every time!
"Shut the feck up" LOL
15:20 The conversation near the coffin is a masterpiece of dark humor.
Nun: "Father, is there any anointin' oil?
Dougal: "Noooo, I think he drank it last week"
+ many :-)
Father Jack just reminds me so much of me grandfather. Sure he wasn't Irish, or a drinker, or a priest, or even Catholic. But it's like seeing him all over again.
So your grandfather was devoid of all of Father Jack's best traits?
@@dddux Not necessarily; she didn't say her grandfather didn't bark "Feck!" and "Gurls!" every few moments.
rachel lowrie heh heh
You all Americans I’m welsh and I had to use a VPN to watch this
Father Doughal reminds me of my aunty.. although she isnt Irish, a Priest, a male, funny or indeed alive..
'he could have been pope!'
"Being of sound mind and body..."
*sneeeerkk*
I thought that the Irish are very serious and over the top devoted Catholics:)) I'm glad that I was mistaken, these series prove the fact! The Irish humor is really great!
The Irish can laugh at themselves, not like the pious Polish. 🤐
I'm Polish and of course Roman Catholic and I think this is hilarious.
Of course it is. Anything that has to do with religion is hilarious. Except when they protest against abortion, homosexual, and women rights, and when they get subsidised by the government for their great work at making our kids think like zombies.
Funny is funny, man
@@dddux yeah because fuck protesting murder, insanity, and "equality", am I right? Miss me with that sensible shit, we do things the L O O N Y way in this hood
@Billy McBecky you're mental 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Billy McBecky I'm not arguing your point. It's just mental to go on a rant about China on a Fr. Ted thread. Although they did do a great episode on the Chinese 🤣🤣
No 1 on my Comedy List..... watch the series Every year or so.
"A womans touch..."
*Dougals face* 🤣
"Up there with Stalin & Bob Marley..."
The chess game with the punch is brilliant.
RIP Ted and Jack - may you both be getting all the GIRLS in heaven...
All it took was a James Joyce quotation to bring Jack back from "the dead" LOL!
We'll never know why Jack was held in such high regard by other older priests, but we can guess that they were celebrating when it turned out that he actually wasn't dead.
I asked them and they said that indeed was the case. They were celebrating 🍾
"Stalin and Bob Marley" LOL
He could’ve been pope...but the feckin Jesuits had it all tied up!
"First priest to denounce the Beatles. He could see what they were up to."
you Irish done a good thing here
I'll never tire of this.
"Feckin' Jesuits!" 😂😇
“It’s a very different film. It’s a different shark!!!!”
"He coulda been Pope Ted, but the feckin Jesuits have it all tied up"
I just can’t believe how much detail they put into each episode,I don’t believe it.
"Reservoir Dogs" *and* Salem's Lot? XDDDDD Thanks for posting this, this was a riot! Especially when Doogle feinted.
Funny each time I watch this love this episode and love it when father Jack says SHUT THE FECK UP! Lol lol lol lol
"Look at him there,he looks quite serene!" Thats' the expression I want to have when I am laid out!!! Slainte
21:40 is a reference to James Joyce's "The Dead".
Snuggles McSquishbottom : Actually, it’s a direct quote from “The Dead”- a story every Irish person has probably read.
@@censusgary it's styled very heavily on the John Huston film adaptation, so I really think a lot of people would be getting the association that way. As much as I like to believe in literacy, I think they were very careful to mimic the performance of the late great Donal McCann.
@@censusgary well I’ve never heard of it.
i am dying, they just dont make comedies like this one these days
It would be a bit outdated for 2020. You'd want to modernise the setting, but it doesn't matter anyway cause apparently people like garbage like Bachelor, married at first sight or strictly come dancing
"So then you're a nun." 😹
“I wish I had your faith Ted” lol
"Have a try. They're diaganle." 🤣
What sort of priest doesn't know how to deliver the Last Rites?
Oh, Yeah. Father Dougal. 😆
Great actors and a hilarious script .
I still can't believe this is the guy who made the IT crowd
Thomas Alexanian And Black Books. All three are pure brilliance.
@@cityhawk I'll look into that show. Sounds interesting
The holy comedy trilogy of Father Ted, Black Books and the IT Crowd... all brilliant shows!
"Swim Tongue" - who wouldn't call a film that? lol
M. Night. Shamalamaflimflam
Father Ted (1995) 22:20 "So, there he is. Risen from the dead, like... that fella... E.T.
Reverend Lovejoy (1997, 'The Springfield Files' episode): " I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died... only to come back to life. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy."
And yay he extended his long finger. And he said unto them "Be good".
" ah come on ted your making it to easy for me, I'm not an idgit you know". Funniest game of charades ever. Brilliant comedy right there.
😂😂💜 The Charades
"I'm in tremendous pain."
"I'm in tremendous pain, Ted"
So the parrot is only resting?
Hi i recently started watching the series. Man is it great. I really love his flashback when he is talking about how he didnt approve the new thinking in church.
Mrs Doyle has a crush on Father Ted😉
I hadn't even heard of this show, and i stumbled upon it. It's great, and crazy addictive.
Thanks dead parrot
Ted is so incredibly likeable in spite of his many character
flaws. The other characters… I haven’t quite warmed up to.
Ironically, in real life, Frank Kelly out lived Dermot Morgan... Frank died in 2016 and Dermot died in 1998.
Basically because of overwork due to filming this show.
Weirdly they both died on the same day, though; 28th February.
I hope that if I should ever fall in love again, it's with a woman who gets this show.
Come on, this show is really funny. I don't think us women have a bad sense of humor
So any Irish woman then?
I'm not Irish at all...but this is a funny show so it won't be hard
It's not hard to get the humour. 😒
@@carolineg1872 said someone who spells humor with an extra u
20:05 - can't argue with that.
7:49 I live in Finland and one of my oldest friends looks a bit like Wesley Snipes. I wonder if he ever surprises people like that. :'D
Do they regularly ask him about his vampire kill count? If not, they should.
So, it turned out that Father Jack was like Westley in The Princess Bride - he was only "mostly dead." 😁
Tis but a scratch
Two great movies
I'm from Donegal HAHAHAH
:D Best show, it is so funny.
I'm fron Finland and one of my oldest friends is a guy who's mother is African-Brazilian. He looks a bit like Wesley Snipes. I suspect he has had the same sort of experience as that priest. Many people just wouldn't assume a Finn could look like that. LOL
Reminds me of that Derry Girls episode
Yeh and he’s also black haha
"I think you make a big fuzz about nothing." "This priest is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and and gone to meet his maker. This is an ex priest."
I'll have nun of that
*SPOILER WARNING FOR SOMETHING UTTERLY HILARIOUS* although I could I see jack's return from a mile off I was still in stitches. For me, that and the moment mark interrogates jez in Peep Show are tied for the funniest scenes in television.
Have some lamb pasanda. It's incredibly rich and creamy.
Thank you sir/madam for uploading episodes.
“Oh yes ...... the blue nun” 👍
Doogle: eh papa don't preach
Dougal
Fathers dougal is a real gentleman 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
How does a priest accrue half a million? Skims the offerings. lol
Ah, you guessed. 😣
Ted: The pulse not being there is bad enough but the heart stopping is the really dangerous sign......
Dougal: That had my uncle and he was fine afterwards.
Ted: His heart stopped. For how long?
Dougal: eeh, a week.
Ted: A week, really? And he was fine afterwards?
Dougal:ACTUALLY NO, NOW I THINK OF IT EH, HE DIED. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite episode of Father Ted 👍👍👍
I always wished Frank Kelly's parts could have been a little bigger...
Do they show his parts?
Dunno what the legal-lady was on about but I loved the way she said “hour”
14:45 Seconded!
10:47 OMG 😂 😭
Thanks so much for posting.
Absolutely fantastic.... THANKYOU :)
Father Jack broke through the fourth wall.
Mrs. Doyle: it's a young woman, with a skirt.
Dougal : I'll be off then!
i mean there would have been a surefire way of checking if father jack was dead... just whif an open bottle of alchohol under his nose and see if he reacts
If Jack's left any alcohol undrunk on the island, that is.
He's dead what's the problem there sister😅😂😃🤣🇦🇺🇦🇺
Thanks a million for this show I love it!
10:00 me after a month of confinement
That was a long time ago
22:04 best moment in the episode
"The money's under the statue of our lord being embarrassed by the Romans."
21:44 Good acting by Dermot Morgan.
'Oh no no no... it's a woman alright..' 🤣🤣
The freaking jesuits have it all tied up. 😂😅
It's funny "cause it's true 😹
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
9:19
When Father Jack first appears in the casket he is obviously breathing....
Of course he has to breath, otherwise he would die in "real life"
But you're right. You can really see it.
😂😂😂
One of my favorite episode
That Solicitor.....PHWARRRR😍
21:50-22:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite part of the entire episode
I remember when I wached it the first time I was scared as hell when this scene came and he stood there with his burial shroud. But now I love this scene 😂😂😂😂😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 the Dougal part after that is pure gold, because he doesn't realize that Jack is suppose to be dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 at 22:12 you can see for a half a second,, that Jack has to refrain really hard from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and at 21:55 you can hear Jack getting out of the coffin. But you can tell, because when you stop at 21:56, the coffin is empty 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite episode of father Ted 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
That nun is so pretty 😘
Father Ted love Las Vegas money, disco and women.
3:17 4:34 6:25 7:58 9:27 9:45 10:27 12:16 12:56 15:28 17:33 20:49 22:04 22:14 and 23:47 LOL