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  • @johnstory2996
    @johnstory2996 2 роки тому +55

    "So, you're a nun." - Dougal busting moves

  • @cbon0011
    @cbon0011 7 років тому +254

    Lol he started mentioning Italian football players when he started praying in 'Latin'. Costacurta, Roberto Baggio...HAHAH

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 5 років тому +9

      That was good. Bad Latin is always funny.

    • @dylanblack8714
      @dylanblack8714 5 років тому +1

      lavender fields wrong slang

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 4 роки тому +4

      @@katanah3195 like biggus mistakus

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 4 роки тому +1

      The only man with a skeleton blanket

    • @aadams1006
      @aadams1006 4 роки тому +5

      I know latin!
      Linguine, salami, ricotta, fettucine...

  • @YGOphantom
    @YGOphantom 5 років тому +50

    "Ted! What's wrong?! Father Jack, did you see what happened to Ted?! What happened, Father Jack?! Wha-Oooooooooohhhhh!"
    Best part of the Episode

  • @Ericbryanmr
    @Ericbryanmr 6 років тому +115

    "we'll see him in the after-life"
    "oh, yeeeesh SUUURRRRE".
    Some real quality lines in this program.

  • @DexholderMark
    @DexholderMark 6 років тому +174

    "If you're the solicitor, then I'm Boy George!"
    *Minutes later in the crypt*
    "Karma karma karma karma Karma Chameleon~ " I was rolling at that bit by Dougal!

  • @theolav12
    @theolav12 7 років тому +240

    I nearly choked at "Ted says you were touching him"

  • @JonyBoy25
    @JonyBoy25 7 років тому +280

    started watching this show two days ago. I'm so hooked, it's crazy! I Can't get enough. thanks for the upload.

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  7 років тому +27

      You're welcome, we've got plenty more amazing British comedy coming soon.

    • @topertaylor1346
      @topertaylor1346 7 років тому +4

      Better late than never.

    • @robbieh1315
      @robbieh1315 5 років тому +17

      @@AbsoluteJokes Irish comedy 😉

    • @marykateoshaughnessy4517
      @marykateoshaughnessy4517 5 років тому +7

      Please tell me you are joking Dead Parrot? This is Irish. Couldn't be anymore Irish.

    • @timk8869
      @timk8869 3 роки тому +1

      @@marykateoshaughnessy4517 last time i looked, ireland was ruled by the british, hence its british comedy

  • @كاميمۇرا
    @كاميمۇرا 4 роки тому +32

    Sister Monica's accent is unbelievably lovely

  • @carolkewley7410
    @carolkewley7410 6 років тому +76

    21:18 I really love those little clips of Father Ted living it up at the disco and casino.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +5

      Now you know why he was exiled to Craggy Isle. 😞

  • @lauravevers98
    @lauravevers98 5 років тому +70

    I use to watch this show on a school night! Great times! RIP Dermot Morgan. 🌹💖

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +8

      You forget that father jack has fallowed his mate into the comedian paradise

  • @daithifleming8125
    @daithifleming8125 7 років тому +216

    our Lord, Stalin, and Bob Marley? and he does it with a straight face? a grand actor

  • @ariesleorising9421
    @ariesleorising9421 6 років тому +44

    Dougal’s last rites for Father Jack! Feckin hilarious! 🤣

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +3

      I bet when father jack has took off for the comedian's paradise , has made the same

  • @whitewarrior4777
    @whitewarrior4777 7 років тому +140

    "If the milkman calls, the money's under the statue of our lord being embarrassed by the Romans." l0L!

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 2 роки тому

      What actual biblical event is that?

    • @MrPrius-fy1sc
      @MrPrius-fy1sc 2 роки тому +3

      @@davidw.2791 the entirety of good friday

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrPrius-fy1sc Oooh. So Ted has to phrase it that way because otherwise Dougal won’t even begin to understand.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 років тому +58

    “Reservoir Dogs ... It’s probably not as violent as the ones you usually like, but give it a go.” 😝

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 3 роки тому +11

    -He's dead!
    -What's the problem there, sister?
    now i'm dead😂😂😂

  • @AussieHuus
    @AussieHuus 4 роки тому +29

    Nun: "Father, is there any anointin' oil?
    Dougal: "Noooo, I think he drank it last week"
    + many :-)

  • @wraith5112
    @wraith5112 3 роки тому +9

    No 1 on my Comedy List..... watch the series Every year or so.

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove Рік тому +7

    "Sure, I wouldn't know. I'm from Donnegal!"
    That line cracks me up every time!

  • @justynakowalska3221
    @justynakowalska3221 6 років тому +55

    I'm Polish and of course Roman Catholic and I think this is hilarious.

    • @dddux
      @dddux 6 років тому +11

      Of course it is. Anything that has to do with religion is hilarious. Except when they protest against abortion, homosexual, and women rights, and when they get subsidised by the government for their great work at making our kids think like zombies.

    • @kylepietrusiewicz2749
      @kylepietrusiewicz2749 6 років тому +2

      Funny is funny, man

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 6 років тому +5

      @@dddux yeah because fuck protesting murder, insanity, and "equality", am I right? Miss me with that sensible shit, we do things the L O O N Y way in this hood

    • @robbieh1315
      @robbieh1315 5 років тому +2

      @Billy McBecky you're mental 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robbieh1315
      @robbieh1315 5 років тому +3

      @Billy McBecky I'm not arguing your point. It's just mental to go on a rant about China on a Fr. Ted thread. Although they did do a great episode on the Chinese 🤣🤣

  • @blofeld2430
    @blofeld2430 4 роки тому +12

    15:20 The conversation near the coffin is a masterpiece of dark humor.

  • @marynastanishevska8164
    @marynastanishevska8164 5 років тому +50

    I thought that the Irish are very serious and over the top devoted Catholics:)) I'm glad that I was mistaken, these series prove the fact! The Irish humor is really great!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +11

      The Irish can laugh at themselves, not like the pious Polish. 🤐

  • @chucks1255
    @chucks1255 7 років тому +97

    "You'd know all about that Ted"

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 7 років тому +4

      what?!

    • @sanguineparadise_
      @sanguineparadise_ 7 років тому +8

      "You know when you're baptising them, the babies"

    • @MsDjessa
      @MsDjessa 6 років тому

      I would have made the appropriate responses to that but My Art Page and Jacob M were ahead of me. Well done. ; )

  • @rachellowrie2320
    @rachellowrie2320 6 років тому +55

    Father Jack just reminds me so much of me grandfather. Sure he wasn't Irish, or a drinker, or a priest, or even Catholic. But it's like seeing him all over again.

    • @dddux
      @dddux 6 років тому +9

      So your grandfather was devoid of all of Father Jack's best traits?

    • @lizzychrome7630
      @lizzychrome7630 6 років тому +4

      @@dddux Not necessarily; she didn't say her grandfather didn't bark "Feck!" and "Gurls!" every few moments.

    • @ariesleorising9421
      @ariesleorising9421 6 років тому

      rachel lowrie heh heh

    • @dylanblack8714
      @dylanblack8714 5 років тому +1

      You all Americans I’m welsh and I had to use a VPN to watch this

    • @mcgert466
      @mcgert466 4 роки тому +2

      Father Doughal reminds me of my aunty.. although she isnt Irish, a Priest, a male, funny or indeed alive..

  • @joebloggs3069
    @joebloggs3069 5 років тому +19

    "A womans touch..."
    *Dougals face* 🤣

  • @adamwade43
    @adamwade43 7 років тому +11

    "Shut the feck up" LOL

  • @aadams1006
    @aadams1006 4 роки тому +11

    "Being of sound mind and body..."
    *sneeeerkk*

  • @erikfreitas7093
    @erikfreitas7093 2 роки тому +7

    All it took was a James Joyce quotation to bring Jack back from "the dead" LOL!

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie 6 років тому +23

    21:40 is a reference to James Joyce's "The Dead".

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 5 років тому

      Snuggles McSquishbottom : Actually, it’s a direct quote from “The Dead”- a story every Irish person has probably read.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 5 років тому +1

      @@censusgary it's styled very heavily on the John Huston film adaptation, so I really think a lot of people would be getting the association that way. As much as I like to believe in literacy, I think they were very careful to mimic the performance of the late great Donal McCann.

    • @irishking1414
      @irishking1414 3 роки тому

      @@censusgary well I’ve never heard of it.

  • @TheHansoost
    @TheHansoost 18 днів тому

    Every episode is nuts and a total a hoot. I've seen every one of them a few times and they are always hilarious. So many great lines....Brilliant.

  • @latenightlogic
    @latenightlogic 5 років тому +8

    The chess game with the punch is brilliant.

  • @dice_for_death
    @dice_for_death 3 роки тому +4

    I'll never tire of this.

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 6 років тому +8

    "Reservoir Dogs" *and* Salem's Lot? XDDDDD Thanks for posting this, this was a riot! Especially when Doogle feinted.

  • @PonteRyuurui
    @PonteRyuurui 5 років тому +20

    i am dying, they just dont make comedies like this one these days

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому

      It would be a bit outdated for 2020. You'd want to modernise the setting, but it doesn't matter anyway cause apparently people like garbage like Bachelor, married at first sight or strictly come dancing

  • @AghastRaven
    @AghastRaven 5 років тому +4

    Hi i recently started watching the series. Man is it great. I really love his flashback when he is talking about how he didnt approve the new thinking in church.

  • @Jaybig1986
    @Jaybig1986 3 роки тому +5

    Funny each time I watch this love this episode and love it when father Jack says SHUT THE FECK UP! Lol lol lol lol

  • @BodhranBrian
    @BodhranBrian 5 років тому +9

    "Look at him there,he looks quite serene!" Thats' the expression I want to have when I am laid out!!! Slainte

  • @soymuyguapo1000
    @soymuyguapo1000 7 років тому +12

    " ah come on ted your making it to easy for me, I'm not an idgit you know". Funniest game of charades ever. Brilliant comedy right there.

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 3 роки тому +6

    Father Ted (1995) 22:20 "So, there he is. Risen from the dead, like... that fella... E.T.
    Reverend Lovejoy (1997, 'The Springfield Files' episode): " I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died... only to come back to life. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy."
    And yay he extended his long finger. And he said unto them "Be good".

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 3 роки тому +16

    We'll never know why Jack was held in such high regard by other older priests, but we can guess that they were celebrating when it turned out that he actually wasn't dead.

    • @briank10101
      @briank10101 2 роки тому

      I asked them and they said that indeed was the case. They were celebrating 🍾

  • @Minoli_D
    @Minoli_D 3 роки тому +7

    I hadn't even heard of this show, and i stumbled upon it. It's great, and crazy addictive.

    • @Minoli_D
      @Minoli_D 3 роки тому

      Thanks dead parrot

    • @albynoman
      @albynoman Рік тому

      Ted is so incredibly likeable in spite of his many character
      flaws. The other characters… I haven’t quite warmed up to.

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 років тому +42

    you Irish done a good thing here

  • @clareomalley5644
    @clareomalley5644 5 років тому +8

    Great actors and a hilarious script .

  • @irishking1414
    @irishking1414 3 роки тому +6

    I just can’t believe how much detail they put into each episode,I don’t believe it.

  • @Gorboduc
    @Gorboduc 2 роки тому +3

    "First priest to denounce the Beatles. He could see what they were up to."

  • @dabble778
    @dabble778 6 років тому +27

    "Feckin' Jesuits!" 😂😇

  • @annahkurtin5345
    @annahkurtin5345 3 роки тому +6

    "Up there with Stalin & Bob Marley..."

  • @stoutyyyy
    @stoutyyyy 5 років тому +37

    He could’ve been pope...but the feckin Jesuits had it all tied up!

  • @vaibhavuniyal1842
    @vaibhavuniyal1842 6 років тому +3

    Thank you sir/madam for uploading episodes.

  • @swine13
    @swine13 4 роки тому +3

    RIP Ted and Jack - may you both be getting all the GIRLS in heaven...

  • @berniepfitzner487
    @berniepfitzner487 3 роки тому +7

    "He coulda been Pope Ted, but the feckin Jesuits have it all tied up"

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +3

    What sort of priest doesn't know how to deliver the Last Rites?
    Oh, Yeah. Father Dougal. 😆

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 5 років тому +9

    "Have a try. They're diaganle." 🤣

  • @lozzieboy
    @lozzieboy 4 роки тому +3

    “It’s a very different film. It’s a different shark!!!!”

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks so much for posting.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 6 років тому +9

    7:49 I live in Finland and one of my oldest friends looks a bit like Wesley Snipes. I wonder if he ever surprises people like that. :'D

    • @DorianCairne
      @DorianCairne 5 років тому +2

      Do they regularly ask him about his vampire kill count? If not, they should.

  • @robertsweet5212
    @robertsweet5212 3 роки тому +3

    "Stalin and Bob Marley" LOL

  • @joshuamaloney5819
    @joshuamaloney5819 7 років тому +14

    *SPOILER WARNING FOR SOMETHING UTTERLY HILARIOUS* although I could I see jack's return from a mile off I was still in stitches. For me, that and the moment mark interrogates jez in Peep Show are tied for the funniest scenes in television.

    • @massimom2542
      @massimom2542 Рік тому

      Have some lamb pasanda. It's incredibly rich and creamy.

  • @paddym27
    @paddym27 2 роки тому +6

    'he could have been pope!'

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому +4

    😂😂💜 The Charades

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 6 років тому +2

    Thanks a million for this show I love it!

  • @southernsight2527
    @southernsight2527 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely fantastic.... THANKYOU :)

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 4 роки тому +4

    20:05 - can't argue with that.

  • @surenmoodley7744
    @surenmoodley7744 3 роки тому +3

    "So then you're a nun." 😹

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 3 роки тому +2

    "I think you make a big fuzz about nothing." "This priest is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and and gone to meet his maker. This is an ex priest."

  • @simonthomson217
    @simonthomson217 5 років тому +7

    "Swim Tongue" - who wouldn't call a film that? lol

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому

      M. Night. Shamalamaflimflam

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 6 років тому +9

    So the parrot is only resting?

  • @sachinsurya007
    @sachinsurya007 2 роки тому +2

    Mrs. Doyle: it's a young woman, with a skirt.
    Dougal : I'll be off then!

  • @ahvideplaneet
    @ahvideplaneet 5 років тому +48

    I hope that if I should ever fall in love again, it's with a woman who gets this show.

    • @cnanek3963
      @cnanek3963 5 років тому +13

      Come on, this show is really funny. I don't think us women have a bad sense of humor

    • @marykateoshaughnessy4517
      @marykateoshaughnessy4517 5 років тому +6

      So any Irish woman then?

    • @madilynmonroe488
      @madilynmonroe488 4 роки тому +6

      I'm not Irish at all...but this is a funny show so it won't be hard

    • @carolineg1872
      @carolineg1872 4 роки тому +5

      It's not hard to get the humour. 😒

    • @davidhull1481
      @davidhull1481 3 роки тому

      @@carolineg1872 said someone who spells humor with an extra u

  • @AuroraTigress
    @AuroraTigress 4 роки тому +6

    "I'm in tremendous pain."

  • @Swybryd-Nation
    @Swybryd-Nation 4 роки тому +3

    Dunno what the legal-lady was on about but I loved the way she said “hour”

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 2 роки тому +1

    So, it turned out that Father Jack was like Westley in The Princess Bride - he was only "mostly dead." 😁

  • @Dallas-Nyberg
    @Dallas-Nyberg 4 роки тому +6

    Ironically, in real life, Frank Kelly out lived Dermot Morgan... Frank died in 2016 and Dermot died in 1998.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 3 роки тому +2

      Basically because of overwork due to filming this show.

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 3 роки тому

      Weirdly they both died on the same day, though; 28th February.

  • @kingslyjeba
    @kingslyjeba День тому

    @10:40 Dougle flicking the cigar :)

  • @thomasalexanian927
    @thomasalexanian927 4 роки тому +5

    I still can't believe this is the guy who made the IT crowd

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 4 роки тому +2

      Thomas Alexanian And Black Books. All three are pure brilliance.

    • @thomasalexanian927
      @thomasalexanian927 4 роки тому

      @@cityhawk I'll look into that show. Sounds interesting

    • @Willow-wv6cv
      @Willow-wv6cv 3 роки тому +4

      The holy comedy trilogy of Father Ted, Black Books and the IT Crowd... all brilliant shows!

  • @LeandroKnaus
    @LeandroKnaus Рік тому +1

    "I'm in tremendous pain, Ted"

  • @jameswwwww
    @jameswwwww 10 місяців тому

    “I wish I had your faith Ted” lol

  • @CathCoss
    @CathCoss 5 років тому +6

    I always wished Frank Kelly's parts could have been a little bigger...

  • @christineparry7438
    @christineparry7438 5 років тому +3

    “Oh yes ...... the blue nun” 👍

  • @seastorm1979
    @seastorm1979 2 роки тому +2

    Mrs Doyle has a crush on Father Ted😉

  • @ETIENNE8100
    @ETIENNE8100 6 років тому +1

    One of my favorite episode

  • @batgirl.with.glasses5281
    @batgirl.with.glasses5281 6 років тому +9

    Doogle: eh papa don't preach

    • @HarryPotter-bs5ss
      @HarryPotter-bs5ss 5 років тому +1

      Dougal

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 3 місяці тому

      He is very cute and I love him, but there's a reason why that guy in the bar called him a "poor, strange idiot boy".
      Are we sure that he isn't just an overgrown orphan Mrs. Doyle found on their doorstep?

  • @pauljohnson5190
    @pauljohnson5190 4 роки тому +2

    'Oh no no no... it's a woman alright..' 🤣🤣

  • @jonnydipper7828
    @jonnydipper7828 4 роки тому +2

    22:04 best moment in the episode

  • @danilodistefanis5990
    @danilodistefanis5990 4 роки тому +1

    10:47 OMG 😂 😭

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX 7 років тому +50

    I'm from Donegal HAHAHAH

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 6 років тому +3

      :D Best show, it is so funny.

    • @MsDjessa
      @MsDjessa 5 років тому +5

      I'm fron Finland and one of my oldest friends is a guy who's mother is African-Brazilian. He looks a bit like Wesley Snipes. I suspect he has had the same sort of experience as that priest. Many people just wouldn't assume a Finn could look like that. LOL

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 3 роки тому

      Reminds me of that Derry Girls episode

    • @irishking1414
      @irishking1414 3 роки тому

      Yeh and he’s also black haha

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 5 років тому +5

    Ted: The pulse not being there is bad enough but the heart stopping is the really dangerous sign......
    Dougal: That had my uncle and he was fine afterwards.
    Ted: His heart stopped. For how long?
    Dougal: eeh, a week.
    Ted: A week, really? And he was fine afterwards?
    Dougal:ACTUALLY NO, NOW I THINK OF IT EH, HE DIED. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    My favorite episode of Father Ted 👍👍👍

  • @boddah
    @boddah 5 років тому +8

    I'm in great pain ted.

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 4 роки тому +2

    21:50-22:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    My favorite part of the entire episode
    I remember when I wached it the first time I was scared as hell when this scene came and he stood there with his burial shroud. But now I love this scene 😂😂😂😂😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 the Dougal part after that is pure gold, because he doesn't realize that Jack is suppose to be dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 at 22:12 you can see for a half a second,, that Jack has to refrain really hard from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and at 21:55 you can hear Jack getting out of the coffin. But you can tell, because when you stop at 21:56, the coffin is empty 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    My favorite episode of father Ted 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @davidmason192
    @davidmason192 5 років тому +6

    I'll have nun of that

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 3 роки тому +3

    That nun is so pretty 😘
    Father Ted love Las Vegas money, disco and women.

  • @jenniferjuniper97
    @jenniferjuniper97 5 років тому +7

    How does a priest accrue half a million? Skims the offerings. lol

  • @Legendary_sartorian
    @Legendary_sartorian 3 роки тому +3

    i mean there would have been a surefire way of checking if father jack was dead... just whif an open bottle of alchohol under his nose and see if he reacts

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 роки тому

      If Jack's left any alcohol undrunk on the island, that is.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +7

    21:44 Good acting by Dermot Morgan.

  • @giovannitantucci8802
    @giovannitantucci8802 3 роки тому +1

    "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
    9:19

  • @errolstewart2910
    @errolstewart2910 5 років тому +10

    He's dead what's the problem there sister😅😂😃🤣🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @kaiserchief9319
    @kaiserchief9319 3 роки тому +5

    The freaking jesuits have it all tied up. 😂😅
    It's funny "cause it's true 😹

  • @luismdgr
    @luismdgr 4 роки тому +1

    10:00 me after a month of confinement

  • @thetoiletinspector6878
    @thetoiletinspector6878 5 років тому

    That Solicitor.....PHWARRRR😍

  • @libertyprime69
    @libertyprime69 2 роки тому +1

    "The money's under the statue of our lord being embarrassed by the Romans."