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  • @thadtuiol1717
    @thadtuiol1717 5 років тому +219

    "You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning" Haha, this show had some great absurd lines!

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 3 роки тому

      Racist

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 3 роки тому +11

      @@blackhatfreak “Jungle” as in the 90s music genre. Remember, it isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after.

    • @colleenhenry8022
      @colleenhenry8022 2 роки тому +5

      The song is Limb by limb by Cutty Ranks

    • @muldie101
      @muldie101 3 місяці тому

      @@colleenhenry8022 thank you good man!

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 4 роки тому +98

    “A shower of bastards.” That line is straight brilliance.

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 2 роки тому

      Asherah...the word is Asherah...knowledge is free, get some...

  • @thebreakfastmenu
    @thebreakfastmenu 4 роки тому +70

    "I really shouldn't be here" killed me

  • @mattsilvester9984
    @mattsilvester9984 5 років тому +71

    I love the bit at the end during the credits with the fight at the sports day, and Dougal's sly kick before running away.

    • @javen69
      @javen69 5 років тому +6

      Sports day looks absolutely hilarious, wish they would have made an episode of it.

    • @DogbiteW
      @DogbiteW 3 роки тому +1

      @@javen69 Upper Class Twits in Black.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 5 років тому +74

    "No, Dougal, it's not morning!" 😂😂😂

  • @ystadcop6935
    @ystadcop6935 7 років тому +234

    Brilliant. I used to go up to the pub to watch this as I didn't have a telly. The old boys were hesitant to laugh as it took the piss out of the Church, some of them wanted it switched off. But as the weeks went by it became very popular, possibly on a Monday? Can't remember. (East Cork).

    • @TheChaotiCake
      @TheChaotiCake 5 років тому +15

      That's awesome. This is such a good show, I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't enjoy it.

    • @jjcale539
      @jjcale539 4 роки тому +4

      Enjoyed the whole series...greetings from South Africa

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому +4

      @Moogie B - settle petal

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 Рік тому +2

      The Church does a lot of good things, but it's alright to have a laugh every once in a while. If you can't make some fun of an institution, there are bigger problems.

  • @pluguts0198
    @pluguts0198 3 роки тому +28

    Calling Father Larry Duff is my favourite recurring gag.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 4 роки тому +23

    I dare say, but that was the best "Go on" in the entire series.

  • @jazzcat8786
    @jazzcat8786 7 років тому +350

    A racehorse named Divorce Referendum being bet on by an Irish priest; the writers for this show were geniuses😂😂😂😂

    • @hmm2928
      @hmm2928 6 років тому +6

      Jazz Cat 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elviramadigan5296
      @elviramadigan5296 6 років тому +19

      u flippin flippin flipper!!!!

    • @Scirus10
      @Scirus10 5 років тому +17

      DISASTER FOR DIVORCE REFERENDUM

    • @blackadder194
      @blackadder194 3 роки тому +6

      top quality writing, agreed!

    • @krandom9283
      @krandom9283 3 роки тому +13

      First watched this 95-96 whilst living in Yorkshire, after a hard Weekend's clubbing in Leeds off me face on shite loads of ecstasy.... Watching it again now on a phone whilst sat on the toilet 🚽 in Sarawak, Borneo, South East Asia... God really does move in mysterious ways, bit like my bowels.

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +64

    I always crack up laughing at the end when the lights turn off in the home and then the jungle music starts playing.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Рік тому

      he is truly an inspiration to us all

  • @hey_gorjeuss
    @hey_gorjeuss 2 роки тому +22

    20:06 the posh priest always gets me 🤣
    'I really shouldn't be here'

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 7 років тому +108

    Of all the times I wanted to see Father Jack knock someone through a window...

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp 4 роки тому +32

    "He lost the use of his ears"
    "He's deaf?"
    "No, he just lost the use of his ears, he used to be able to wiggle them"

  • @Retailman100
    @Retailman100 7 років тому +92

    NO ONE fecks with Father Jack!

    • @NewVictus666
      @NewVictus666 7 років тому +11

      feck off!

    • @Retailman100
      @Retailman100 7 років тому +15

      NewVictus666 I remember you...GOBSHITE!!!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому +26

      Would had loved to had seen Father Jack beat the shit out of Father Stack.

  • @calprimo11
    @calprimo11 6 років тому +29

    I've watched them all several times and, though it is a hard call, this episode has to be one of the best.

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 років тому +26

    aww I wanted to see Mrs Doyle outsmart his arse and father Jack to set him straight

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 2 роки тому +4

    “That must’ve been what happened, all right yeah.” 😂😂😂

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +31

    The final part is hilarious when the lights go out and the jungle music starts playing

    • @Cwmbran1984
      @Cwmbran1984 5 років тому +4

      Aran 999999999 ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS.........GOODNIGHT FATHERS.........
      Jungle music plays🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joecheif3080
      @joecheif3080 Рік тому

      This episode sparked my interest in heavy dancehall lol

  • @brianc1995
    @brianc1995 5 років тому +49

    RIP Brendan Grace, Will always remember him for this episode and especially when he said “goodbye girls, pair of wankers”

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +1

      what happened to him?

    • @brianc1995
      @brianc1995 3 роки тому

      @@-jank-willson Google it and you will see

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +4

      @@brianc1995 erotic asphyxiation?

    • @dmn1000000
      @dmn1000000 3 роки тому +1

      @@-jank-willson No he died of lung cancer

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +3

      @@dmn1000000 oh ok

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 роки тому +58

    Father Stack is the most evil and terrifying character I’ve ever seen in a series.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Рік тому +2

      *plays jungle music at 3 in the morning*

    • @BillyTheKidsGhost
      @BillyTheKidsGhost Рік тому +1

      It's a very accurate depiction of narcissistic personality disorder. I don't know if it was intentional, but it should be used as a textbook case.

  • @student702
    @student702 5 років тому +12

    "Ahhh would'ja lookit him there with 'is heairy hands!!!"

  • @Noises
    @Noises 5 років тому +18

    22:30 Dougal Maguire with the slipper of shame 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 місяців тому +1

    11:17 Jack's goblin chuckling right here was gold. He really was just a senile menace to society.

  • @BOLLOCKS1968
    @BOLLOCKS1968 2 роки тому +3

    The scene at Saint Claberts with the torch 😂 arse , feck, girls, drink. One of the best!

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 2 роки тому +6

    "Like I said the last time, it won't happen again" - Dougal

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 роки тому +3

    My Sister who passed last year October, she loved them, Father Dougal is hilarious

  • @charlesgring8560
    @charlesgring8560 5 років тому +34

    He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.....

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 4 роки тому +7

    The little laugh in Dermot's voice at 19:44 makes me happy

  • @MsBizzyGurl
    @MsBizzyGurl 3 роки тому +9

    The music! How did they ever choose it? 😆

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad 5 років тому +15

    I realized that none of those sports players were wearing shorts as Finton Stack said they were

  • @racemellpabillore2364
    @racemellpabillore2364 4 роки тому +14

    Thanks to my Irish boyfriend who introduced this to me! It hurts my tummy too much from laughing 😂

  • @dalemcilwain
    @dalemcilwain 4 роки тому +9

    R.I.P. Brendan Grace aka Father Stack 1951-2019

  • @patricioeltoro1985
    @patricioeltoro1985 4 роки тому +9

    Brendan Grace was brilliant in that episode R.I.P🇮🇪☘

  • @oisinom697
    @oisinom697 5 років тому +12

    RIP Brendan Grace, Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly

  • @MichaelAarons1701
    @MichaelAarons1701 2 роки тому +4

    What an anticlimactic ending. Just sitting there waiting for Jack to bring the wrath of Hackett upon Stack and he just gets the hairy hands from doing nothing really much but sit back in Jack’s chair, then it’s off with him with a simple scene change and expository dialogue. The bastard had it coming too.😤

  • @batgirl.with.glasses5281
    @batgirl.with.glasses5281 6 років тому +3

    "Go on and get that in your head, ya dirty feckers" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 4 роки тому +2

    Every moment is brilliant but the first 6mins. My gosh seen it hundred times it's insanely funny

  • @lleaves
    @lleaves 2 роки тому +3

    God I love this show, every episode! This is one the best. I hope I haven't seen all of them.

  • @melissabeverly285
    @melissabeverly285 2 роки тому +2

    I've watched every episode numerous times, have them all on DVD and always laugh. Just brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 2 роки тому +2

    Father Jack is my spirit animal.

  • @christopherbuckley5929
    @christopherbuckley5929 4 роки тому +5

    21:01 genuinely the funniest father Ted moment

  • @andrearenee7845
    @andrearenee7845 4 роки тому +9

    Yes indeed. Watching this during the COVID-19 almost feels like a good sin. I love it. Thank you...

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому +15

    19:59 - 20:12 is one of Father Ted's funniest moments.

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Рік тому +1

    If I ever visit Ireland, I'm gonna walk around playing this song at full volume at 3 in the morning on a ghettoblaster as well

  • @lacymcduffie1684
    @lacymcduffie1684 7 років тому +23

    So, in reality Father Stack would have been asked find a new calling in life, right? lol. More than that, wouldn't he want to?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 років тому +19

      Youre missing the whole point of why this series is hilarious, because half the priests wouldn't even be priests if it were reality, that's why its farce and not reality.

    • @lukelambert6245
      @lukelambert6245 5 років тому +3

      Bezza Derbane they would be too good for priesthood

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @zetsu8080
    @zetsu8080 6 років тому +12

    Best fkn show

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 2 роки тому +1

    The final part of the end credits. The lights turn off and the jungle music starts playing

  • @CoolDudeClem
    @CoolDudeClem 4 роки тому +3

    This episode speaks to me as I have a neighbor just like this.

  • @thehungrylittlenihilist
    @thehungrylittlenihilist 3 місяці тому

    The hairy hands joke is so subtle but so funny

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +4

    Father Stack, the only priest I know whose parish is the 9th level of Hell. 👿

  • @galesito1733
    @galesito1733 2 роки тому +2

    "I've been drinking like a mad eejit"

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +12

    11:23 Great acting by Dermot.

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Рік тому

    "Drink,arse,girls,feck"! I love it !
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 років тому +8

    genius show

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 роки тому +2

    I used to attend Catholic school in Jamaica West Indies, St Francis of Assisi Primary, I remember the nuns and the priests!

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 7 місяців тому +1

    "very bad around strangers and people he knew"

  • @polsick
    @polsick Рік тому +3

    What's the track that father Stack is blasting, that's catchy 😛

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому +3

    Father Jack sounds as if he's being tortured at 21:03.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому +10

    19:59 One of the funniest moments.

  • @MatthewLee-fo3me
    @MatthewLee-fo3me 6 років тому +5

    While the ending works fine, I was really hoping to see Jack deliver a karmic smack down on Stack. You can feck with Ted and Dougal, but when you try to feck with Jack, especially his drink, you're gonna get fucked.

    • @MichaelAarons1701
      @MichaelAarons1701 2 роки тому +2

      Same here. I could have sworn when I rewatched this one after a year or two had gone by, that I remembered him doing so. Seems kinda anticlimactic Stack just catches the fur hands and it’s off to the home between a scene change…

  • @momsaidicould
    @momsaidicould 6 років тому +11

    21:03 priceless

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove Рік тому

    "FECK!"
    "ARSE!"
    "DRINK!"
    "GERLS!"
    _"I really shouldn't be here!"_
    This show is so brilliant in so many ways!

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +2

    One of my favorite episodes

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 роки тому +1

    She loved this Episode!!

  • @dddux
    @dddux 6 років тому +3

    It's mildly entertaining, but you need that every once in a while.

  • @drgrockster
    @drgrockster 5 років тому +2

    this is the best FT episode ever.

  • @bermudasbeast2302
    @bermudasbeast2302 2 роки тому

    Father Walton looks like an old version of Hagrid

  • @catherinereyes8924
    @catherinereyes8924 4 роки тому +1

    The radio announcer for the race sounded like dougal

  • @TravisLoneWolfWalsh
    @TravisLoneWolfWalsh 5 років тому +5

    DRINK!!!

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 років тому +3

    There's really nothing like it.

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 3 роки тому +1

    9:03 - 9:14 Puerto Rican neighbors be like.

  • @p.v.b533
    @p.v.b533 4 роки тому

    fantastic episode

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 5 років тому +10

    14:49 Hey at least these young fellows are adults. That's an improvement to what some real life Catholic priests like.

  • @sinnlygormes9089
    @sinnlygormes9089 2 роки тому

    I hope that I make it to heaven and God will have more episodes of father ted for me to watch this show now and growing up makes me happy no matter what is going on in my life I have watched it again and again and always laugh and smile

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 роки тому +1

    Loved his look!!😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😆😆😆

  • @vincitveritas3872
    @vincitveritas3872 5 років тому +2

    Should do a Fr Larry Duff series

  • @tempestvideos9834
    @tempestvideos9834 Рік тому +1

    Drink! Feck! Arse! Gurls!

  • @michaeloreilly6289
    @michaeloreilly6289 5 років тому +2

    R.I.P. Brendan Grace 😪😪😪

  • @rastewart100
    @rastewart100 3 роки тому +2

    18:51 A typical Irish retirement home.

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 2 роки тому +2

    They all play their roles so convincingly that each time father jack appears on the screen, i get grossed out and a little nauseated..
    I want to yell at ted that he is a bad priest, too, for how much lying he does(more than for his stealing tendencies). But i wanna congradulate him on the reserves of patience he exhibits towards Dougan. I know that guy would have rendered me rabbid with frustration. And for how kindly he treats his younger protégé, he is a good man.

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 2 роки тому

    R.i.p brendan grace LEGEND

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 2 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 3 роки тому +1

    We’re all going to Heaven, lads, way!

  • @abbeycat6425
    @abbeycat6425 Місяць тому

    The horse at the sports day looks suspiciously like the horse from My Lovely Horse….

  • @thejoyfulartist4317
    @thejoyfulartist4317 2 роки тому

    This show is what vatican 2 is like hahahah

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 роки тому

    “I really shouldn’t be here.”

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Рік тому

    10:04 : was that supposed to be in the song or Father Stack xD

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 років тому

    21:03 LOL

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif 2 роки тому +3

    FECK! ARSE!

  • @gangpodcast1591
    @gangpodcast1591 5 років тому

    My name is Fintan too lol

  • @rerun374
    @rerun374 5 років тому +4

    Why do they sleep together if there is a spare room?

    • @emilyrobbins3238
      @emilyrobbins3238 5 років тому +19

      Because poor Dougal gets nightmares sleeping alone

  • @mullistannen
    @mullistannen Рік тому

    every ten seconds theres an other unique sequence .... :)

  • @JamalGleeson
    @JamalGleeson 4 роки тому +2

    Anyone know if the music he plays on the boombox? Is it a real track or album or was just made up for the show.

    • @blablabla2530
      @blablabla2530 3 роки тому

      Dancehall music

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 3 роки тому +1

      went and checked on Shazam:
      “Limb by Limb“ by Cutty Ranks, DJ Ss remix
      “The Way (VIP mix)“ by DJ Taktix

  • @reakvprogame650
    @reakvprogame650 6 років тому +37

    Even 20 years on nothing as funny since. Nice effort with IT crowd but still not as original as this

    • @sstephkate86
      @sstephkate86 5 років тому +11

      Did you try black books?

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому

      . 😊 Hated Black Books and never heard of IT Crowd. Watched Father Ted back in the day, and loving it again this Easter weekend

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 роки тому

    I am Anglican, (Episcopalian) but we went because back then it was free

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 4 роки тому +4

    So, they turn to werewolves?

  • @kathleenharkin725
    @kathleenharkin725 3 роки тому +1

    Tws only during COVID pandemic I discovered

    • @kathleenharkin725
      @kathleenharkin725 3 роки тому

      This helleriously comical extremely funny show..and 💕 it all its characters, its comical episodes. And its THE BEST!! MIGHTY.IRREVERENT IN A CLASSY WAY..THANKS TO THOSE WHO CAME UP WITH THE STORIE LINES PRODUCERS DIRECTORS SCREEN WRITERS EDITORS..WELL DONE..FAIR PLAY TO ALL OF YOU.. From BOSTON ma.
      Kathleen..i loved HAIRY HANDS & MOST BOARING PRIEST BEST..

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +1

    Where is father jack?

  • @CoolDudeClem
    @CoolDudeClem 4 роки тому

    Here, what's the meaning blocking these in the UK, DP? Fortunately I have ways of getting round that but I shouldn't have to.

    • @deepaksaxena7417
      @deepaksaxena7417 3 роки тому

      I think because Channel 4 did not give then the rights in the UK.