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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2020
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  • @JB-md7db
    @JB-md7db 3 роки тому +9567

    That dudes hair does stand up better than him.

    • @wazz35
      @wazz35 3 роки тому +31

      Lol

    • @SnesusKhrist
      @SnesusKhrist 3 роки тому +21

      hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aidoesthat
      @aidoesthat 3 роки тому +20

      His hair isn’t even standing up

    • @jarjar7872
      @jarjar7872 3 роки тому +112

      This joke was funnier than this guys entire career of joke telling combined and I didn’t even laugh at this

    • @pooslide1333
      @pooslide1333 3 роки тому +9

      His hair isnt even standing up which makes it worse

  • @crunchy1547
    @crunchy1547 3 роки тому +8769

    He acts like every single Disney Channel bully, ever.

    • @annamackey663
      @annamackey663 3 роки тому +71

      Thank you! I couldn’t figure out what he reminded me of

    • @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx
      @FirstnameLastname-nd9wx 3 роки тому +91

      and this was the scene at the end of the episode where he finally gets his comeuppance, after the performance it pans to the main characters (his primary victims) and they're like "did you SEE that? that was brutal!" and then one of them says a quirky joke that maybe makes a weird implication about them or something and then there's like one more scene wrapping everything up

    • @genesisosuna
      @genesisosuna 3 роки тому +54

      He looks like one too

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 3 роки тому +6

      First name Last name i like the way you think

    • @alexmolina8039
      @alexmolina8039 3 роки тому +10

      He also looks like it

  • @plague8163
    @plague8163 2 роки тому +9696

    Everybody laughed when he said he'd be a comedian.
    Nobody's laughing now.

  • @thatbowiefan6276
    @thatbowiefan6276 2 роки тому +601

    This man insulted black people, gay people, women and then blondes. Yeah thats a good way to win an audience over.

    • @scazab6408
      @scazab6408 8 місяців тому +9

      literally fking tragic

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 8 місяців тому +45

      I actually think thats totally fine and could work if... big if here... the jokes felt like well intentioned observations meant in good faith as humor.
      This guy definitely thinks being funny is hurting someone in the room. I know bigotry made the other 8th graders life, but they went on to develop the traits of an adult.
      Like empathy. Maturity.
      His brain is unchanged.

    • @Danimal28
      @Danimal28 6 місяців тому +13

      There is a way to do that and be funny though

    • @vendidotms6029
      @vendidotms6029 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Danimal28watch every great comedian ever i guarantee they have done it

    • @miketurner1908
      @miketurner1908 5 місяців тому +6

      U never watched standup before? He sucked that's why he bombed not because of groups of people he talked about.

  • @shivamkhanna8776
    @shivamkhanna8776 3 роки тому +16952

    This is the bully whose friends hyped him that he is funny.

    • @pointers2010
      @pointers2010 3 роки тому +149

      True

    • @orkunozcan8096
      @orkunozcan8096 3 роки тому +19

      true af

    • @shivamkhanna8776
      @shivamkhanna8776 3 роки тому +392

      @Aidan Katz of course not bud. I'm talking bout the bicep comedian.

    • @joshuapayne1425
      @joshuapayne1425 3 роки тому +122

      @@shivamkhanna8776 still not sure who you're talking about, cuz Charlie could fold this wannabe jokester in half like a piece of paper. Lol

    • @kmilller8995
      @kmilller8995 3 роки тому +10

      Im not even sure he had friends usually you have to be somewhat funny to have those

  • @AWormsPurpose
    @AWormsPurpose 3 роки тому +5737

    Charlie just created The Joker. Whatever you do, do not invite him on the podcast.

    • @dimebag2102
      @dimebag2102 3 роки тому +587

      “How about another joke Charlie?”

    • @mxkl4463
      @mxkl4463 3 роки тому +220

      @@dimebag2102 no I think we have had enoungh of you're jokes

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 3 роки тому +42

      Plot twist: he brings Robert Pattinson as insurance

    • @xrattleheadx
      @xrattleheadx 3 роки тому +133

      “How about another bicep flex Charlie?”

    • @AWormsPurpose
      @AWormsPurpose 3 роки тому +23

      @@acewmd. Look dude I'm sorry that my comment got more than yours, but its a REALLY popular movie, many people have probably made the connection and not by copying you.

  • @keeganbro5521
    @keeganbro5521 2 роки тому +142

    This guy looks like the stereotypical jock bully in American high school movies

    • @nesageera
      @nesageera 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, he looks like sid from toy story.

  • @dylanaltoft5902
    @dylanaltoft5902 2 роки тому +314

    As a struggling comedian in the UK, watching this video honestly has given me so much hope in my career.

    • @AttackPuffinReal
      @AttackPuffinReal Рік тому +4

      Let's hear a zinger

    • @wvinzz2226
      @wvinzz2226 Рік тому

      Get a real job

    • @dylanaltoft5902
      @dylanaltoft5902 Рік тому +22

      @@wvinzz2226 I perform my work across the UK several times every month, paying my bills just fine, thanks. Sorry to do what i love. 🙂

    • @webber3481
      @webber3481 10 місяців тому +7

      good luck brother you are a stronger man than i for going up on stage in front of more that 3 people

    • @dylanaltoft5902
      @dylanaltoft5902 10 місяців тому +4

      @@webber3481 Thanks. It's really just repetition, the more you go up, the easer it becomes.

  • @ragataurous5356
    @ragataurous5356 3 роки тому +5071

    “You’re awful Critikal”
    “Oh yeah? How am I awful?”
    “Showing me on your show. You just wanted to make fun of me”

    • @AliHassan-oc1sn
      @AliHassan-oc1sn 3 роки тому +84

      Ragataurous Joker intensifies!!!

    • @pp4559
      @pp4559 3 роки тому +167

      I know where this is going

    • @amayreka
      @amayreka 3 роки тому +67

      The origin of the Joker

    • @luksu6540
      @luksu6540 3 роки тому +7

      This adult virgin havent changed a bit 😂

    • @davidzazueta1471
      @davidzazueta1471 3 роки тому +6

      Youre a ciberbully, i dont like ciberbullies

  • @SomeKata
    @SomeKata 3 роки тому +7222

    No Laughs.
    No Laughs.
    No Laughs.
    "I met a girl"
    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @DidntHappensry
      @DidntHappensry 3 роки тому +218

      That was sadly the only good part

    • @ssjay5870
      @ssjay5870 3 роки тому +7

      Another fox pfp under you

    • @DidntHappensry
      @DidntHappensry 3 роки тому +8

      @@ssjay5870 I'm waiting for Bardock to meet his son in person without the bs

    • @ssjay5870
      @ssjay5870 3 роки тому +6

      @@DidntHappensry lol

    • @deanbrant6767
      @deanbrant6767 3 роки тому +5

      this made me laugh more then that 'comedian'

  • @bigtasty2767
    @bigtasty2767 10 місяців тому +39

    "you think I can't get a GeUrEl?"

  • @Sun-Tzu-
    @Sun-Tzu- 2 роки тому +105

    I was once at a comedy gig where the comedienne just started targeting this specific girl in the audience. We thought it was funny at first, but then it started getting really uncomfortable. The jokes got less and less funny and more and more insulting. The more she bombed, the more she took it out on this random girl in the audience. It was so sad that it was at the end of a really good night of comedians.

    • @nuthazel69
      @nuthazel69 10 місяців тому +6

      bro tell me the story

  • @danielmolloy9582
    @danielmolloy9582 3 роки тому +16087

    This is literally the plot of joker

    • @williampeck4381
      @williampeck4381 3 роки тому +907

      Nah, at least Arthur Fleck was sympathetic.

    • @drypo6589
      @drypo6589 3 роки тому +757

      “People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now”.

    • @A_Distraction
      @A_Distraction 3 роки тому +36

      lol ua-cam.com/video/icH4OdKh3H0/v-deo.html

    • @remytwoshoes1769
      @remytwoshoes1769 3 роки тому +291

      Still a better joker than Jared Leto

    • @landonrivenbark4925
      @landonrivenbark4925 3 роки тому +35

      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT

  • @Aaron-od8vt
    @Aaron-od8vt 3 роки тому +4744

    The audience laughed more at his stupidity than at his jokes.

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 роки тому +46

      The next comedia got more laughs even before she set step on stage

    • @slovenianoaktree8853
      @slovenianoaktree8853 3 роки тому +9

      what jokes?

    • @noname-cx9vs
      @noname-cx9vs 3 роки тому +2

      Same thing with Amy Schumer

    • @Eric-bk6nm
      @Eric-bk6nm 3 роки тому +8

      government of russia honestly wouldn't matter the age that dude was dry as fuck

    • @koji2107
      @koji2107 3 роки тому +1

      this guy is tryna roast charlie ua-cam.com/video/pVlaUtbHq60/v-deo.html

  • @cdragonVII
    @cdragonVII 2 роки тому +63

    I love how the thunder was loud enough to interrupt Charlie recording lol

  • @1DERER1
    @1DERER1 2 роки тому +74

    He's like a more sensitive version of Flash from Spiderman 1.

    • @josephwilber5529
      @josephwilber5529 Рік тому

      I’ve been looking for the words to describe this.

  • @andybradley8347
    @andybradley8347 3 роки тому +10214

    This isn’t stand up, it’s just an argument where a guy is losing horribly

    • @terragloc7180
      @terragloc7180 3 роки тому +74

      @Cat Egorical he's already a joke soo

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 3 роки тому +21

      Cat Egorical Nah... he’s too angry, and unable to laugh (or make anyone laugh, for that matter).

    • @drvonstreusel8171
      @drvonstreusel8171 3 роки тому +60

      twitter in real life

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 3 роки тому +15

      This ain't even stand up, this is planking.

    • @iwillbeginagain
      @iwillbeginagain 3 роки тому +5

      This ain't a scene, it's a goddamm arms race

  • @cavemanzach9475
    @cavemanzach9475 3 роки тому +4249

    "Running like a black guy stealing a VCR"
    Yeah that'll win the crowd over.

    • @littleregg3164
      @littleregg3164 3 роки тому +516

      Every white teenager in a 50 mile radius just burst out in laughter

    • @User-be8sw
      @User-be8sw 3 роки тому +51

      @@littleregg3164 not meeeeeee

    • @joshbrz8902
      @joshbrz8902 3 роки тому +310

      That was his best joke

    • @Buddy-ts4ne
      @Buddy-ts4ne 3 роки тому +235

      @@joshbrz8902 And that's not saying much

    • @DeathsDAD1
      @DeathsDAD1 3 роки тому +141

      @@littleregg3164 I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say a lot of the people that watch charlie's videos are white teens and it's pretty likely no one laughed because "haha black man bad"

  • @jonathankent1517
    @jonathankent1517 2 роки тому +201

    This is basically "Toxic Masculinity: The Stand-Up Special".

    • @kannabi
      @kannabi 2 роки тому +11

      I wish Jesse Lee Peterson was in the crowd yelling “BETA!!” :D

    • @ronperlmanofficial7280
      @ronperlmanofficial7280 Рік тому

      You’re both cringe

    • @THE_DOMINAT0R
      @THE_DOMINAT0R 9 місяців тому +2

      He certainly is special

    • @duffthimblespork8371
      @duffthimblespork8371 6 місяців тому +3

      This comment is best visualized with the two pointing soyjaks in the foreground

  • @tahmidahmed3332
    @tahmidahmed3332 2 роки тому +171

    Comedian: You're awful Charlie
    Charlie: me? How am I awful?
    Comedian: By playing my video

  • @pattbird7614
    @pattbird7614 3 роки тому +2596

    him: i met this girl once
    the crowd: erupts in laughter

    • @PacoRobbins
      @PacoRobbins 3 роки тому +98

      Everyone knew it was a lie.

    • @arshadzaidi4667
      @arshadzaidi4667 3 роки тому +54

      "LOOK AT MY BICEPS YOU THINK I CANT GET A GIRL???" while whining in the least masculine voice possible. The fact he think bicep size is directly correlated to pussy gains is just laughable.

    • @fakeapology2445
      @fakeapology2445 3 роки тому +7

      That’s sad

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 3 роки тому +12

      @@shadowpeople89 Why did you feel the need to insult cheerleaders, are you still in grade school or something?

    • @Jaddas
      @Jaddas 3 роки тому +5

      @@anakruger2412 He wasnt talking about all cheerleaders... Are you a stupid cheerleader that has no respect for yourself or something?

  • @lciav
    @lciav 3 роки тому +2739

    This guy is like, “I’ll insult my audience, that’ll show ‘em I’m hilarious”

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 3 роки тому +133

      lciav
      Insult comedy is a tricky line, you have to be really good or really careful to play that game (and this guy is neither...)

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 3 роки тому +50

      Insult comedy could be really good sometimes if you play your cards right

    • @PeaceManBro
      @PeaceManBro 3 роки тому +69

      Have you ever seen the Philadelphia rant by Bill Burr? He trashes the crowd for 10 minutes and its brilliant.

    • @chrismac1507
      @chrismac1507 3 роки тому +4

      @@PeaceManBro greatest thing I've ever seen 💀💀

    • @SadButTrue273
      @SadButTrue273 3 роки тому +18

      Andrew schulz is the BEST at insult comedy I've ever seen. If you havent seen any of his stuff, check out his standup and youtube channel. Trust me. Best comedian i know of in america right now.

  • @poochfazos
    @poochfazos 2 роки тому +48

    4:39 this is the funniest shit I've ever seen... "LOOK AT MY FUCKIN BICEPT YOU THINK I CAN'T MEET A GIRL" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @ralphiegixenflargle
    @ralphiegixenflargle 2 роки тому +95

    Five stages of grief:
    1. Denial
    2. Biceps
    3. Biceps
    4. Biceps
    5. Biceps

  • @krishnarao3740
    @krishnarao3740 3 роки тому +1874

    This dude was probably that middle school guy who's best roast towards anyone was "yOuR mOM"

    • @larryhenery6153
      @larryhenery6153 3 роки тому +23

      You spelled it wrong sped, it’s “ur mom”

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o 3 роки тому +12

      Larry Henery no it’s “ur mum”

    • @potassiumnitrate420
      @potassiumnitrate420 3 роки тому +16

      Either way, nothing can beat a "your mom" comeback

    • @ceph8975
      @ceph8975 3 роки тому +2

      @@potassiumnitrate420 comeback 1: I have dad's
      Comeback 2: She's dead

    • @seavord
      @seavord 3 роки тому +2

      @@ceph8975 comeback 3: what you say to your dad who went to the store for cigarettes years ago

  • @LtDub
    @LtDub 3 роки тому +2672

    hey remember when we were kids, remember that, remember when this thing happened when we were kids? Like that thing when we were kids, remember that

    • @JWuKong95
      @JWuKong95 3 роки тому +124

      I do indeed remember that.

    • @blackbirdmenace1066
      @blackbirdmenace1066 3 роки тому +15

      Member trump?

    • @DrToxz
      @DrToxz 3 роки тому +31

      oh yes, that one thing that happened to everybody at that age that we were. I remember that.

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 3 роки тому +16

      @@blackbirdmenace1066 the best thing to america yes i member

    • @kylepace1680
      @kylepace1680 3 роки тому +3

      @LyndisLegion member dunkaroos?

  • @sofiaangeline6677
    @sofiaangeline6677 2 роки тому +199

    When he was talking about the parents with the belt thing I thought, “well, he’s not that bad. Sure he’s not making a ton of jokes, but he’s not terrible,” then he started getting homophobic and angry and I was like, “yea nevermind this guy sucks.”

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 Рік тому +3

      yeah the line about the dog in the dryer got me to chuckle, and i thought that the beginning was pretty standard fare, but then it just went so downhill

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +9

      as soon as he said "black man with a stolen VCR" I was just thinking, ohhhhh, he's one of THOSE "comedians"

    • @sofiaangeline6677
      @sofiaangeline6677 Рік тому +4

      @@joshc5613 oh my-I didn’t hear that part 😰

    • @aknightofislamicarabia5543
      @aknightofislamicarabia5543 Рік тому +5

      No, not homophobic! 😱😱 Tell me it's not true! So evil 😱

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 6 місяців тому

      ​@@aknightofislamicarabia5543Lol wait... what IS your point though? It's a good thing? Dude they throw gay people of roofs in Saudi Arabia

  • @nicholasr4774
    @nicholasr4774 2 роки тому +24

    I'm amazed at how accurate the Syd from Toy Story reference was 😂😂

  • @dork2994
    @dork2994 3 роки тому +3844

    5 stages of grief- Denial, Biceps, Biceps, Biceps, and Biceps

  • @lovelyoliveart7634
    @lovelyoliveart7634 3 роки тому +6120

    "Look at my bicep. You think i cant get a girl?!?!" Sounds like hes trying to convince himself more than the audience lmao

    • @yamsmhmm8335
      @yamsmhmm8335 3 роки тому +252

      Sounds like he’s trying to convince his uncle at Thanksgiving that he isn’t gay

    • @c.f.6048
      @c.f.6048 3 роки тому +169

      @@yamsmhmm8335 he trying to convince his uncle *and* himself 💀

    • @calebmacpherson960
      @calebmacpherson960 3 роки тому +21

      lovelyoliveart the answer was yes, we don’t believe he could get a girl

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 3 роки тому +6

      Very American Psycho of him.

    • @WiThErZ666
      @WiThErZ666 3 роки тому +10

      Correct heckle to that line would've been, "Yeah just on THAT side you wanker!"

  • @jbizz80
    @jbizz80 8 місяців тому +6

    This guy is the real life Mac from Always Sunny.

  • @bigzeke1506
    @bigzeke1506 2 роки тому +14

    Sid from toy story🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @knickknackpattywack
    @knickknackpattywack 3 роки тому +2443

    "You met a girl?"
    Dude got murdered on stage

    • @raredays2767
      @raredays2767 3 роки тому +99

      @Google User you must be the biceps comedian

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 3 роки тому +4

      @Google User no u

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 3 роки тому +3

      @Google User no

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 3 роки тому +2

      @Google User u

    • @JackFrrozt
      @JackFrrozt 3 роки тому

      @Google User yes

  • @bertcx8056
    @bertcx8056 3 роки тому +8517

    Don’t even have to check the date of Charlie’s videos anymore, I just look at his hair length.

  • @1997DodgeDurango
    @1997DodgeDurango Рік тому +11

    his hair did better stand up than he did

  • @chaoticstarfish3401
    @chaoticstarfish3401 2 роки тому +7

    This guy just introduced me to "Stand Down Comedy"

  • @jonathandavis9925
    @jonathandavis9925 3 роки тому +4837

    POV: you’re scrolling through the comments to avoid cringing

  • @wumpusop242
    @wumpusop242 3 роки тому +1598

    His hair had more personality than him.

    • @fairergaming879
      @fairergaming879 3 роки тому +2

      @@Shadowlurker4897 No not after seeing how bad her son is at stand-up comedy

    • @auxangess
      @auxangess 3 роки тому +25

      He's so bad at stand up comedy his hair was trying to do the standing up part for him

    • @silenttvshka
      @silenttvshka 3 роки тому +1

      @@auxangess Lmaooo underrated comment

    • @carmenliendo9250
      @carmenliendo9250 3 роки тому

      oof

  • @Crowmatter_
    @Crowmatter_ 2 роки тому +11

    ayo lmao, Charlie wasn't lying, i searched "biceps comedian" and sure enough he was the one to pop up lmao

  • @Antacid420
    @Antacid420 6 місяців тому +4

    Look at my biceps 💪 😂ggrrrrrrrrrrr
    😂😂no f**king way did he just say that 🤣

  • @slumpoftheeast
    @slumpoftheeast 3 роки тому +6359

    This dude probably starts every sentence with "I'm not racist but..."

    • @c.f.6048
      @c.f.6048 3 роки тому +306

      Or "I'm not homophobic, but"

    • @hiimcringeynicetomeetyou.7484
      @hiimcringeynicetomeetyou.7484 3 роки тому +247

      @@c.f.6048 Or "I'm not gay, but"

    • @c.f.6048
      @c.f.6048 3 роки тому +32

      @@hiimcringeynicetomeetyou.7484 ooh yes 😍💀

    • @crafter_6239
      @crafter_6239 3 роки тому +45

      @@hiimcringeynicetomeetyou.7484 "I'm not gay, butt"

    • @grimreaper-cx7ks
      @grimreaper-cx7ks 3 роки тому +12

      I'm not racist but....Tyranesoraus rex roar plays

  • @elijahhiltebrand5921
    @elijahhiltebrand5921 3 роки тому +1702

    Apparently someone’s giving Amy Schumer some competition...

    • @Xmpv
      @Xmpv 3 роки тому +20

      Elijah Hiltebrand funny because she not funny

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 3 роки тому +24

      Amy is actually talented...compared to him lol

    • @Kaminkaese
      @Kaminkaese 3 роки тому +75

      @@ghw1985 think about this again

    • @sillyme2598
      @sillyme2598 3 роки тому +5

      @@ghw1985 lol

    • @SkKedDy
      @SkKedDy 3 роки тому +1

      steven Hoff did you get the joke

  • @btw500
    @btw500 2 роки тому +1

    Oh man, dude-some of the greatest commentary I’ve ever heard.
    You have a gift !

  • @internetdrifter3856
    @internetdrifter3856 2 роки тому +10

    Holy shit! I think we just found scouts long lost brother.

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream 2 роки тому +1

      Search on UA-cam for *Ruki Bazuki*

    • @lettuceboy2392
      @lettuceboy2392 2 роки тому

      @@RequiemDream how does that man have testicular cancer in his arms

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream 2 роки тому +1

      @@lettuceboy2392 Dude his name is "Bazooka Arms" or in his language "Ruki Bazuki" 💪 Better don't mess with Ruki Bazuki 🙄 Mr. Bazooka Arms will get mad at you otherwise 😨

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream 2 роки тому +1

      @@lettuceboy2392 Would you have the guts to say that into the face of Ruki Bazuki? 😌😏 I think you would be scared of Ruki Bazuki 😏

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream 2 роки тому

      @@lettuceboy2392 Listen, *Ruki Bazuki* is on the grind to get even bigger Bazooka arms 💪 WOOOHOOO *RUKI BAZUKI* 💪😎

  • @randomguy4781
    @randomguy4781 3 роки тому +1357

    this guy got 100 upvotes on reddit and thought he was ready to do standup.

    • @sis23344
      @sis23344 3 роки тому +67

      That was funnier than his whole skit.

    • @retrojericho1425
      @retrojericho1425 3 роки тому +8

      That comment is gold

    • @dravidianking1298
      @dravidianking1298 3 роки тому +7

      This dude doesn’t look like he uses Reddit. 4chan is his game.

    • @kaanaras5227
      @kaanaras5227 2 роки тому +1

      @Omar Qatmash ewww dude reddit sucks

    • @erykaldo2l270
      @erykaldo2l270 Рік тому +3

      @@dravidianking1298 Nah this dude looks like someone that would give you advice on dating.

  • @shinski8114
    @shinski8114 3 роки тому +2295

    ''I laughed more watching Schindler's list than I did watching this Muppet''
    is one of the comments on the original video

    • @erysecret
      @erysecret 3 роки тому +47

      muppet as an insult makes me very happy

    • @rdk89
      @rdk89 3 роки тому +4

      What is original video?

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 3 роки тому +2

      Now that’s a good insult

    • @bread7394
      @bread7394 3 роки тому +14

      rdk89 look up “bicep comedian”

    • @trid3nt749
      @trid3nt749 3 роки тому +1

      Schindler's list actually has some pretty funny scenes/lines imo. Best movie ever

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 2 роки тому +8

    the way he looked down after calling her a “dumb f^cking blonde” shows he was waiting 4 everyone 2 go “OOOHHHHH SAVAGE DUDE!! TOTALLY REKT XDDDD”

  • @Luke-nn2ux
    @Luke-nn2ux 2 роки тому +1

    I am so happy you mentioned Norm with Dave. Norm is a legend who gets overlooked

  • @calcifer4297
    @calcifer4297 3 роки тому +3808

    He hit bedrock, but yet he somehow kept digging himself a deeper hole.

    • @anakruger2412
      @anakruger2412 3 роки тому +113

      It's his massive biceps, he can do so much digging

    • @dweezildee
      @dweezildee 3 роки тому +67

      He went into creative mode and dug straight down to the bottom of the world. The thing is, he just forgot that pressing the spacebar twice is how you fly

    • @dipbert
      @dipbert 3 роки тому +17

      He fell into the void

    • @ariannagould7832
      @ariannagould7832 3 роки тому +8

      Your profile is mildly infuriating-

    • @spaghettinick121
      @spaghettinick121 3 роки тому +4

      Spidre

  • @raikan_6142
    @raikan_6142 3 роки тому +1852

    the five stages of grief: denial, biceps, biceps, biceps and biceps.
    -jesus, probably

    • @nedlan1857
      @nedlan1857 3 роки тому +2

      elaborate?

    • @marc5719
      @marc5719 3 роки тому +5

      Ned Lan 5:00

    • @Crystal-58
      @Crystal-58 3 роки тому +10

      yes, that is what charlie just said, great work writing it

    • @NemyacX
      @NemyacX 3 роки тому +2

      charlie IS jesus

    • @captain_powow
      @captain_powow 3 роки тому +5

      Yes most definitely.

  • @connerc6721
    @connerc6721 2 роки тому +4

    It’s like if Mac from Always Sunny did stand up.

  • @ImLiam12
    @ImLiam12 11 місяців тому +1

    Probably one of Charlies best videos imo, I come back to this one every once and a while to get a good chuckle at the terrible stand up guy getting angry and what makes it funnier is he looks exactly like my cousin and acts like how he would In that situation lol

  • @slippyminaj
    @slippyminaj 3 роки тому +5316

    "You're awful Charlie."
    "You invited me on your podcast just to make fun of me."

    • @Spammard
      @Spammard 3 роки тому +251

      Even joker was funnier than this guy

    • @Dinkle_Berry
      @Dinkle_Berry 3 роки тому +31

      this got me good XD

    • @DragonfruuT
      @DragonfruuT 3 роки тому +24

      Wait did the biceps guy actually come on?

    • @slippyminaj
      @slippyminaj 3 роки тому +81

      @@DragonfruuT he was the guest on episode 83

    • @DragonfruuT
      @DragonfruuT 3 роки тому +9

      @@slippyminaj lmao thank you

  • @staleloser6459
    @staleloser6459 3 роки тому +4406

    The fact that he's the first result when you search "biceps comedian" is funnier than his entire routine

  • @couchoclocknews
    @couchoclocknews 9 місяців тому +3

    Brothers the sit down comedian

  • @Cynicalgeek743
    @Cynicalgeek743 3 місяці тому +2

    Seems like his parents didn’t get that belt out often enough

  • @KRHKILLER
    @KRHKILLER 3 роки тому +4511

    It's stand up comedy and he laid down 🤦‍♂️

  • @StainlessPot
    @StainlessPot 3 роки тому +1431

    Literally goes: "Brah, why do gays exist?"

    • @guillermogutierrez-santana4446
      @guillermogutierrez-santana4446 3 роки тому +207

      “What’s the _deeEEAAaall_ with homosexuals?”

    • @literalcode
      @literalcode 3 роки тому +128

      “What would make you want to suck _cocc?”_

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 роки тому +84

      BinaryInf fat meat with a creamy treat, that’s my answer

    • @StainlessPot
      @StainlessPot 3 роки тому +14

      @@literalcode some cocc

    • @jeannarox
      @jeannarox 3 роки тому +12

      Neal LMFAO

  • @NurdFlix
    @NurdFlix 9 місяців тому +2

    “Look at this bicep and you’re telling me I can’t get girls” I actually lost it 😂

  • @S.S.SSamoo
    @S.S.SSamoo 3 роки тому +789

    Legend says this is what Joaquin Phoenix studied to prepare for Joker

  • @-geeko123
    @-geeko123 3 роки тому +500

    he hit rock bottom, then kept on digging.

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 21 день тому

    The thunder could not have been more perfect. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @poochfazos
    @poochfazos 2 роки тому +12

    4:59 Critikal's 5 stages of Grief

  • @Odd_Bin
    @Odd_Bin 3 роки тому +7403

    I like how the audience is infinitely more funny than he is. "you met a girl?" killed me.

    • @Alsike
      @Alsike 3 роки тому +277

      the girl that said that is also a comedian, she mentioned it by saying “didnt i clarify im not natural blonde in my act?”

    • @adrianveidt4815
      @adrianveidt4815 3 роки тому +19

      @@Alsike She was probably ugly anyway, but that was an insanely painful burn. I bet that destroyed the dude so bad he's probably still insecure.

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 3 роки тому +562

      @@adrianveidt4815 "she was probably ugly" ??? Where did you get that from

    • @flo-we9wu
      @flo-we9wu 3 роки тому +356

      @@pinkkam right that was so irrelevant

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 3 роки тому +221

      @@pinkkam just an incel thing to say

  • @sloth1021
    @sloth1021 3 роки тому +1743

    They only reason he isn’t funny is he hasn’t made a single squirrel joke

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 3 роки тому +94

      Thats because he isnt nuts

    • @Account-nl9yu
      @Account-nl9yu 3 роки тому +23

      Pedro Silva That cracked me up

    • @corruptedbird
      @corruptedbird 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah its gotta be acorny enough. This man never dropped his nuts I guess.

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 3 роки тому +21

      God this comment section is rabid, clapping this poor man's sandy cheeks...

    • @leechannohmygodd
      @leechannohmygodd 3 роки тому +6

      *DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL!*

  • @TG-wg4tw
    @TG-wg4tw 2 роки тому +9

    this is how Joker's born, and Charles will get what he Fooking deserves.

  • @yayaayoubi
    @yayaayoubi 2 роки тому

    this is one of those moments where you randomly remember it and feel like turning yourself inside out from embarrassment

  • @commonunicorn1975
    @commonunicorn1975 3 роки тому +1703

    Lots of comedians get heckled in the early days of their stand-up career when they’re still improving their craft. You need thick skin to do it. This guy should try something else...

    • @HouseV3
      @HouseV3 3 роки тому +184

      Draven They didn’t equate ignoring criticism to having thick skin, that’s just how you perceived it.

    • @mrhed0nist
      @mrhed0nist 3 роки тому +13

      Most of the "crowd" are his peers and it just becomes a case of picking on the weakest ones, but most likely they all sucked the big one.

    • @dominicfiorenza2127
      @dominicfiorenza2127 3 роки тому

      Anything else

    • @mob2162
      @mob2162 3 роки тому

      How dare he makes jokes about a comedian

    • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
      @user-xp9jo2rv3q 3 роки тому +24

      Draven no having thick skin means you don’t break to criticism.

  • @profisher1000
    @profisher1000 3 роки тому +737

    The fact that NO ONE was laughing should’ve gave him a sign

  • @puhddles3981
    @puhddles3981 2 роки тому

    I always come back to this video when I need a confidence boost

  • @SupaPLAi
    @SupaPLAi 2 роки тому +8

    Honestly impressive comedy turning himself into the joke. I'd hire him

  • @Melissa-hd3jr
    @Melissa-hd3jr 3 роки тому +1722

    You're awful, Charlie
    Me? I'm awful? How am I awful?
    Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them!

    • @irishkamancini7915
      @irishkamancini7915 3 роки тому +46

      That's what I was thinking XD

    • @notmynameanymore941
      @notmynameanymore941 3 роки тому +185

      Dude for a phat second I thought you were the comedian

    • @aname5078
      @aname5078 3 роки тому +93

      How about another joke, charlie?

    • @damien-wc7wc
      @damien-wc7wc 3 роки тому +93

      @@aname5078 What do you get when you cross an unfunny comedian, with a society who treats him like trash

    • @blue-hl8gy
      @blue-hl8gy 3 роки тому +7

      The room even looks similar to the stage he was on 😂

  • @watchoutforsnak3s
    @watchoutforsnak3s 3 роки тому +3382

    At first when the story started I was just thinking, “Meh, this isn’t remotely funny but not that horrible either.” However, when the audience interactions started I truly saw what Charlie meant.

    • @alekbase795
      @alekbase795 3 роки тому +28

      Yup. That's what i thought too.

    • @guideu1963
      @guideu1963 3 роки тому +6

      @Google User no u

    • @LloydChristmas08
      @LloydChristmas08 3 роки тому +60

      How quickly it went to cringe is insane. It went from not that bad to unbearable in about 2 seconds.

    • @wafflestomper4369
      @wafflestomper4369 3 роки тому +1

      oof

    • @thematorbater3360
      @thematorbater3360 3 роки тому +2

      I fr thought this was a Lilly Sign video(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

  • @nathandavern7030
    @nathandavern7030 2 роки тому +8

    I love this guy he's the most entertaining comedian in the world

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 2 роки тому +5

    Anytime Charlie paused the video to provide commentary, I felt a strange wave of relief as I realised I was being given a chance to prepare for the next bout of cringe incoming.

    • @AshleighP
      @AshleighP 4 дні тому

      I'M FEELING THE EXACT SAME THING RIGHT NOW, I couldn't for the life of me keep the video playing continuously, I desperately needed breaks in between the cringe

  • @Swames665
    @Swames665 3 роки тому +1170

    Even muscle man was a better comedian than this guy

    • @prof.laytonfan764
      @prof.laytonfan764 3 роки тому +138

      You know who else was a better comedian than this guy?

    • @Gamerman-ln6kq
      @Gamerman-ln6kq 3 роки тому +35

      @@prof.laytonfan764 I wonder

    • @show._bug
      @show._bug 3 роки тому +88

      MY MOM‼️‼️

    • @pianoman7753
      @pianoman7753 3 роки тому +52

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH*

    • @jonathonredacted3396
      @jonathonredacted3396 3 роки тому +13

      You know who also sucks at comedy? My mom

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 3 роки тому +3968

    I tried to give him a pity laugh at the very beginning, but it actually physically hurt. It felt like my parents were getting a divorce again.

  • @booboobearsugarbear9109
    @booboobearsugarbear9109 2 роки тому +1

    Rip Norm, it’s crazy that a year ago you mentioned him and then he passes a year later :(

  • @thugstin6429
    @thugstin6429 2 роки тому +1

    Great guest appearance from the weather gods.

  • @x_kryx3546
    @x_kryx3546 3 роки тому +1137

    TF2 Scout tries to be a comedy star but fails horribly.

    • @Bunny-mx2gz
      @Bunny-mx2gz 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Savpai
      @Savpai 3 роки тому +22

      The chick arguing with him is Miss Pauling I bet, lmfao

    • @qwertygutierrez1293
      @qwertygutierrez1293 3 роки тому +2

      Broo😭 I was looking for this comment

    • @dekelyosifon
      @dekelyosifon 3 роки тому +5

      Savpai Naw dude miss Pauling wants that Boston Bulge™️ so I doubt it, plus Scout is God’s gift to women and his guy ain’t it chief, you’ve been mythbusted

    • @Lil_Boneless_Pizza
      @Lil_Boneless_Pizza 3 роки тому

      @Liam Power-G i get it, i get it...

  • @OniiChanBest
    @OniiChanBest 3 роки тому +2228

    I thought he was roomie

    • @tooaloof9617
      @tooaloof9617 3 роки тому +22

      Aye, its actually Onii achan 🚫🧢😂

    • @dotdotdotsdotsdot6260
      @dotdotdotsdotsdot6260 3 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @menedain483
      @menedain483 3 роки тому +10

      I’m glad I saw this comment before I made it and got accused of copying

    • @bachlava7
      @bachlava7 3 роки тому +26

      That's offensive to Roomie 😅

    • @reynimud
      @reynimud 3 роки тому +16

      i only clicked on this video thinking he was roomie lmao

  • @kalebtheloser616
    @kalebtheloser616 6 місяців тому +2

    Someone give that woman a medal godamn she deserves more than a round of applause for that.put that one in the history books hahaha

  • @SlugfestWizard
    @SlugfestWizard Рік тому +1

    It is like being an aspiring writer and then hearing the line..."Somehow Palpatine Returned".

  • @iMac9991
    @iMac9991 3 роки тому +2032

    "running faster than a black man that just stole a vcr"
    guy in the audience: "woah..."

    • @filmpressions4093
      @filmpressions4093 3 роки тому +183

      i thought he said "a piece of yarn" and was very confused lol

    • @icallmy12gnot12
      @icallmy12gnot12 3 роки тому +19

      That was funny lol

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 3 роки тому +316

      Damn he was racist, homophobic, sexist, and vulgar. The ultimate mix for comedy

    • @pythontron8710
      @pythontron8710 3 роки тому +141

      Andy Frost it’s not racist. It was an edgy joke the failed to land

    • @nafisahwright1440
      @nafisahwright1440 3 роки тому +32

      No wonder his frat bros told him he’s hilarious 😑

  • @nunchakudude
    @nunchakudude 3 роки тому +619

    This is the kind of "comedy" tomato throwing was invented for.

    • @mileschow5961
      @mileschow5961 3 роки тому +19

      Man what I wouldn’t give to have a tomato right then and there

    • @nunchakudude
      @nunchakudude 3 роки тому +13

      @@mileschow5961 The tomato would go extinct if I had that chance.

    • @ErinJeanette
      @ErinJeanette 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ErinJeanette
      @ErinJeanette 3 роки тому +3

      I wish I had a cane to pull him off stage suddenly to the left

  • @johnlivdahl695
    @johnlivdahl695 2 роки тому +1

    I like how it went to a show to a roast battle

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero 2 роки тому +1

    RIP Norm. We just lost him on Sept 13 2021

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 3 роки тому +5842

    That woman heckling him was funnier than he'll ever be

    • @copiousbeats1972
      @copiousbeats1972 3 роки тому +84

      Only time a woman has been funny to be fair

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 роки тому +496

      @@copiousbeats1972 Carol Burnett, the cast of the Golden Girls, Joan Rivers, Lucille Ball & a lot of other women beg to differ

    • @copiousbeats1972
      @copiousbeats1972 3 роки тому +67

      @@Fanimati0n are you a woman too? because that was a funny joke as well

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 3 роки тому +121

      To be fair, the lady is a stand up comedian too based on what she said when she clarified she's not actually blond.

    • @maxobyrne1474
      @maxobyrne1474 3 роки тому +488

      @@copiousbeats1972 oh shit, are you the biceps comedian himself??

  • @Polished_Perspective
    @Polished_Perspective 3 роки тому +783

    This guy was voted "most likely to yell at his wife in public" in high school

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 3 роки тому +4

      More likely to punch his wife and lose a fight to his son after punching his wife

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 3 роки тому

      @@Fourtune1 damn. Now they gotta put up with his jokes.

    • @tadsite
      @tadsite 3 роки тому

      Voted "most likely to be Stephan from Wafflepwn"

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 3 роки тому

      Let's be truthful here he must of been voted most likely be forever single.

  • @crassiewassie8354
    @crassiewassie8354 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm saying if you're a guy pay attention you dumb blonde" *voice starts breaking*

  • @elite-wrestling-figs7013
    @elite-wrestling-figs7013 2 роки тому

    I laughed at your narration lmao

  • @googleuser6444
    @googleuser6444 3 роки тому +619

    His hair is the only standup I see here

  • @cchayas
    @cchayas 3 роки тому +1286

    Ive heard fart jokes funnier than this whole “comedy act”

    • @b1gb017
      @b1gb017 3 роки тому +57

      Tbf fart jokes are hilarious

    • @cchayas
      @cchayas 3 роки тому +6

      B1G B01 🤔 true, true

    • @buffgorilla4948
      @buffgorilla4948 3 роки тому +7

      Ilyas don’t stop

    • @itsnotapril1291
      @itsnotapril1291 3 роки тому +9

      @Ilyas Now, I would rather have you continue with these then watch HIM do stand-up comedy.

    • @ballistic2247
      @ballistic2247 3 роки тому +6

      This joke stinks, *gashole*
      Couldn't help it forgive me

  • @isaacenkelmann-bekkers4119
    @isaacenkelmann-bekkers4119 2 роки тому +3

    the fact that my jokes are at least sometimes better than this shows just how much pain someone would have to go through just to look worse than him....

  • @LudietHistoria
    @LudietHistoria 2 роки тому +2

    Hair length tells me this video 1 year plus old

  • @charbway
    @charbway 3 роки тому +2282

    "i met a girl one time and she said her name was dolphin-"
    "you met a girl??"
    that was genuinely funny and i actually laughed there

    • @kobisjeruk
      @kobisjeruk 3 роки тому +177

      Apparently the heckler girl who said that was also a stand up comedian who did her bit before him that night.

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 роки тому +137

      @@kobisjeruk
      OF COURSE HE MET A GURL DID YOU NOT SEE HIS BICEP

    • @helloitsme8575
      @helloitsme8575 3 роки тому +4

      Right lmaooo

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 3 роки тому +4

      @@NothingHumanisAlientoMe he jacced

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 роки тому +9

      @@confusedaf1112
      S W O L E D
      U P
      T H E
      W O R L D

  • @psilosighin
    @psilosighin 3 роки тому +2145

    “You met a girl once?” Was funnier than his whole performance.

  • @nirvananostalgia
    @nirvananostalgia 2 роки тому +1

    "Sid from toy story" - Charlie

  • @meredythwithay5187
    @meredythwithay5187 Рік тому +3

    Literally Mac from Always Sunny

  • @AshenTiger
    @AshenTiger 3 роки тому +3585

    The guy as he mocks blacks, gays, and more: 🤭
    The audience: 🗿
    Charlie: 🗿
    Us at home: 🗿
    His future employers: 🗿

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 3 роки тому +232

      I never thought i would laugh at a furry's joke

    • @2headedtasman200
      @2headedtasman200 3 роки тому +216

      Its not like they were even clever. They were just straight up offensive.

    • @pippat73
      @pippat73 3 роки тому +161

      @@ilike_racecars you probably already have, unknowing. They are among us. Nobody's safe.

    • @Silverstone_Myth
      @Silverstone_Myth 3 роки тому +3

      Squidward?

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju 3 роки тому +41

      ilike racecars there's nothing wrong with being a furry