The Lives Of - The Elites - Halo Machinima (Teh Spearhead)

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  • @deutschlandairsoft5980
    @deutschlandairsoft5980 9 років тому +337

    once again, the grunt mating chambers XD

  • @appplejoose2227
    @appplejoose2227 7 років тому +47

    For those of you that don’t know, when he says he met a lovely warrior named Thel Vadam, that is actually the arbiter’s real name. So it’s kind of an inside joke for the halo community I guess. Also, love your vids! Hope you make more.

  • @ferriusnillan5323
    @ferriusnillan5323 5 років тому +35

    1:58
    1) Unyielding Hierophant
    2) Prophet of Regret
    3) Covenant Empire
    4) Installation 04
    5) High Charity, Truth and Reconciliation, fleet of Particular Justice and pretty much most of their fleet
    6) True meaning of the rank "The Arbiter"
    Yeah, they are mostly just an synonym of "incompetence"

  • @johnnyunderhillproductions8346
    @johnnyunderhillproductions8346 4 роки тому +18

    I find myself coming back to this series all the time.

  • @1967sluggy
    @1967sluggy 9 років тому +57

    As soon as he said ' most terrible punishment' I could tell it was the grunt breeding. TBH though, it could have been made worse by the addition of ' Follow the leader, follow the leader' =]

  • @cyndiekrausa770
    @cyndiekrausa770 9 років тому +152

    the vadam? wow you're lucky to be going out with an elite of one of the highest ranks in the covenant.

    • @timothyheimbach3260
      @timothyheimbach3260 8 років тому +6

      it's actually a clan not a rank.

    • @ShadeScar24
      @ShadeScar24 8 років тому +2

      +Timothy Heimbach actually it is a rank. if you want to learn what a clan it Timothy, just go play clash of clans. and you will learn.

    • @arbirawr
      @arbirawr 8 років тому +4

      Zack Wix you have obviously never read any of the lore, it's a clan, or in other words a family or house. A clan is a group of relatives that share the same name. Like Vadam or Moram. The 'eye suffix comes from joining a military faction and the 'ai suffix comes from swordsmanship. Next time read a little and come back. Ps a rank is something like minor, major, general, field marshal, shipmaster, etc.. Hope that helps.

    • @ShadeScar24
      @ShadeScar24 8 років тому

      Rudy Wolansky Meier what makes you think i care about that?

    • @arbirawr
      @arbirawr 8 років тому +1

      Zack Wix Well... Probably because you replied to this guys comment..... Just a thought though

  • @BoltBlades12
    @BoltBlades12 9 років тому +115

    heheh, social grace of shadow the hedgehog.

  • @arisenleaf
    @arisenleaf 8 років тому +36

    If arbiter was still part of the covenant
    He would guard the grunt mating chamber for life

    • @Galvatron759
      @Galvatron759 3 роки тому +6

      That’s the real reason he left

  • @ryanbowley2835
    @ryanbowley2835 10 років тому +96

    Wait... he's going on a date with The ARBITER... WWWWAAAAAAAAATTTTT....

  • @_random3906
    @_random3906 8 років тому +45

    This was my tutorial on how to defeat elites.

  • @Welsh7133
    @Welsh7133 5 років тому +15

    Am I the only one who thinks the elites have the coolest looking armor?

  • @Cryptid9
    @Cryptid9 10 років тому +8

    This series is amazing!

  • @skulltronprimex9220
    @skulltronprimex9220 3 роки тому +3

    2:17
    Oh god no, anything but grunt mating chamber

  • @nestorornelas1005
    @nestorornelas1005 8 років тому +18

    lives of the scarabs

  • @sleepystalin5606
    @sleepystalin5606 10 років тому +18

    Thel'vadam is the arbiter

  • @FortWoodlockMedia
    @FortWoodlockMedia 10 років тому +102

    I'm calling Bullsh*t at 3:10 because Sarge would never save Caboose.
    That dirty Blue...

    • @Neopolirants
      @Neopolirants 9 років тому +5

      Dirty, dirty blues...

    • @aclazy3254
      @aclazy3254 8 років тому

      very good

    • @rgwp2663
      @rgwp2663 7 років тому

      Corporal Xander

    • @muffin1571
      @muffin1571 7 років тому +1

      FortWoodlockMedia you watch rvb? I love rvb!

    • @donkeymanusa6364
      @donkeymanusa6364 7 років тому +2

      RvB is the best internet show ever, of all time.

  • @TheeTiivs
    @TheeTiivs 4 роки тому +1

    I have been looking for this video for 3 years and finally, I have succeeded in my quest

  • @cr4ckp1dgeon
    @cr4ckp1dgeon 7 років тому +4

    "You're gonna get Grunt Mating Duty for this..."

  • @powerfulbandolin
    @powerfulbandolin 7 років тому +7

    omg that scene with the elites talking to each other, the husband said, I can't believe you made it with poonflip and later while they're interviewing the grunts the first guy's name is poonflip :o

  • @leeskunk3772
    @leeskunk3772 10 років тому +3

    Poor elite, guarding the grunt mate chambers :)

  • @totally_drewski5900
    @totally_drewski5900 3 роки тому +2

    He hit it off with vadam no wonder he was called a heretic

  • @ArtStyleJ
    @ArtStyleJ 8 років тому +83

    Thel Vadaam... as in the Arbiter?

    • @DOAmahhouse
      @DOAmahhouse 8 років тому +8

      One of the many Arbiters, and its Thel Vadamee

    • @ArtStyleJ
      @ArtStyleJ 8 років тому +5

      Eric Heng I know, but in the Halo series he is the only arbiter we encounter, and the ee was only added after he rose to power in his house on Sang'Helios

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 8 років тому +5

      +Ultra-Ethereal the arbiter in halo wars is different

    • @easetheweeb
      @easetheweeb 8 років тому +4

      +Ultra-Ethereal no, the -ee suffix is added after the elite enters military service.

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 8 років тому +1

      so.. Thel’Vadam Elite Enters?

  • @_._Luci_._
    @_._Luci_._ 8 років тому +5

    OH GOD....
    I feel bad for the elite guard guarding the grunt Marti g roo :(

  • @sagethelozer
    @sagethelozer 10 років тому +87

    Only just got the joke about Thel Vadam *facepalm*

    • @HITMAN0569_XBL
      @HITMAN0569_XBL 10 років тому +1

      lol

    • @jessenicoletta4160
      @jessenicoletta4160 10 років тому +6

      You are not alone, I finally got the joke after I was looking on halo nation not long ago and saw the name and not 2 lines down I saw "the Arbiter" and made the connection

    • @noisyheretic215
      @noisyheretic215 10 років тому

      well i guess david is gay? thel is a guy david is a guy you connect the dots

    • @thelvadam2180
      @thelvadam2180 9 років тому +8

      Can't wait for the date

    • @Spartan-rg3nn
      @Spartan-rg3nn 6 років тому

      With John-117

  • @AuroraWolf655
    @AuroraWolf655 6 років тому +2

    Those grunt mating chambers though

  • @FLIPY4P
    @FLIPY4P 10 років тому +5

    Of course the lives of the grunts is my favorite but this is just as good if not better!

  • @Blakesedit
    @Blakesedit 10 років тому +3

    This one is my all time favorite! :D

  • @rhysjennings4724
    @rhysjennings4724 9 років тому +21

    Lol lovely lady val vadam XD val vadam is the halo 2,3 arbiter

    • @firzen4829
      @firzen4829 9 років тому +3

      It's "Thel Vadam" not "val"

    • @rhysjennings4724
      @rhysjennings4724 9 років тому

      Nope looked it up on halo wiki

    • @firzen4829
      @firzen4829 9 років тому +2

      THEL VADAM

    • @spartanwolfgaming2065
      @spartanwolfgaming2065 9 років тому +1

      Dude, its Thel' Vadam and can also be written Thel' Vadame

    • @Sojuwu8000
      @Sojuwu8000 8 років тому

      +SpartanWolfGaming Its Vadamee, but once the Sangheili left the covenant, he, along with many others, dropped the -ee suffix.

  • @Lordregiwald
    @Lordregiwald 5 років тому +1

    I haven't seen this video in seven years. A friend sent it to me in high school.

  • @snivel2557
    @snivel2557 10 років тому +1

    Love these so much

  • @renev8940
    @renev8940 9 років тому +24

    OH FOR FUCK SAKE WILL YOU DO SOMETHING ALREADY

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 9 років тому +4

    So they apparently end this series on the most badass species in the covenant. Seriously, the sangheli awesome

  • @shut163
    @shut163 9 років тому +1

    I Was Crying At The End Of This Video

  • @jeremyc803
    @jeremyc803 5 років тому

    you mean for the punishments they get is like being toucherd in the foist cut sciene in halo 2 like the gold comander get eletrecuted then having his armor tooken off by brutes then having a hot burning peace of metal forced to his chest for letting the halo ring blow up

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому

    Don't fuck up or you'll become a Grunt mating guard

  • @Viper-0926
    @Viper-0926 4 роки тому +1

    I like how he cusses at the golden elite how i think is the Elite General not a wise move at all. I bet that elite walked away to grab his rifle at 1.26

  • @OGPies1ayer
    @OGPies1ayer 8 років тому +1

    Lol I love these type of vids!

  • @nize117
    @nize117 8 років тому +1

    "I can't believe u mated with Ponflip" LMAO

  • @honeybadger2898
    @honeybadger2898 9 років тому +3

    Good luck David

  • @magentamoth621
    @magentamoth621 6 років тому +3

    Yeah that date on Saturday (in human time) didn't work out... Rtas 'Vadum and me are well... Something.

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 7 років тому +1

    poor elite guarding the grunt chamner...😯😔😯😔

  • @safetyknight8181
    @safetyknight8181 7 років тому +2

    Noooooo don't leave you can still do the life of master chief

  • @donkhead
    @donkhead 6 років тому

    Thank you.

  • @rylan8046
    @rylan8046 8 років тому +14

    What's that song at the end of the video called?

    • @fiirkan1305
      @fiirkan1305 8 років тому +3

      Rylan Hathaway Tip of the Spear.

  • @ItzAngel505
    @ItzAngel505 6 років тому

    I like the thumbnail of this video.

  • @ethankerr05
    @ethankerr05 3 роки тому +2

    Classic

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
    @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 роки тому

    "Poonflip: Professional Actor. Has sex with Elites."
    Poonflip, you lucky bastard.

  • @Firepath117
    @Firepath117 10 років тому +8

    do lives of the spartans

  • @josephinehill3394
    @josephinehill3394 4 роки тому +1

    did one of the elites say I can't believe you made it with poo flip that sounds like a grunt name

  • @psychopathicgaming3279
    @psychopathicgaming3279 5 років тому +1

    very educational 👌

  • @smittywerbenjaegarmanjense9468
    @smittywerbenjaegarmanjense9468 10 років тому

    alright.....so the narrator is going on a date with the future arbiter? seems legit.

  • @HydraDominus
    @HydraDominus 7 років тому

    Oh god the *NOT THE MATING CHAMBERS*

  • @haibatanful
    @haibatanful 4 роки тому +1

    And I felt bad for them in the battlefield, I was wrong to clearly

  • @LeadingMole058
    @LeadingMole058 10 років тому +1

    3:07 to 3:14 was favourite part

  • @sealablemite6132
    @sealablemite6132 4 роки тому

    The first half of the video reminds me of the blood gulch soldiers

  • @ramczykowski44
    @ramczykowski44 10 років тому +1

    Live of the spartans

  • @chakathedank9414
    @chakathedank9414 10 років тому +1

    I can't feel my ring finger............NERVE DAMAGE

  • @EE-us9we
    @EE-us9we 6 років тому +1

    This is amazing lol

  • @urnbygambino8889
    @urnbygambino8889 10 років тому

    great vid

  • @doge4730
    @doge4730 4 роки тому +1

    I feel like im that elite at 3:12 where i try to sneak up on an enemy and get shot

  • @michaelgoldsmith4332
    @michaelgoldsmith4332 9 років тому +2

    You still need to do the lives of the drones and prophets

  • @DrCurtPhD
    @DrCurtPhD 9 років тому

    Them vadam is one of the arbiters

  • @threebythestreet
    @threebythestreet 7 років тому +3

    i love your videos they are SUPER funny! In relations i think you should do a prophets(a.k.a. san'shyuum) because i think that could be a HUGE score!

  • @justsumcopper
    @justsumcopper 4 роки тому

    Gl on the date

  • @greeneagle2623
    @greeneagle2623 10 років тому +1

    3:08 best part

    • @popexx1
      @popexx1 10 років тому

      DAT ELITE IS A BLOODI SPAYH

  • @arbiter4515
    @arbiter4515 2 роки тому

    As a elite a can confirm this

  • @korbyn6105
    @korbyn6105 6 років тому +1

    I like elite general most idk why it's just out there an heavily armored

  • @Justaghost-gv4vi
    @Justaghost-gv4vi 7 років тому +2

    Standing around doing nothing reminds me of another show about standing around doing nothing with a corrupt government
    With freelancers

  • @ShadowcZ-pu9gl
    @ShadowcZ-pu9gl 5 років тому

    Plz what song is at 4:04

  • @DragonguyA
    @DragonguyA 8 років тому +4

    So no Arbiters and all that?

  • @memeandtea7946
    @memeandtea7946 7 років тому

    What is your favorite Elite

  • @sandravalle5929
    @sandravalle5929 2 роки тому

    I feel bad for the elite guard

  • @jamesgriffiths4868
    @jamesgriffiths4868 7 років тому +1

    Any one else feel sorry for that elite?

  • @2neilas
    @2neilas 4 роки тому

    Fork yeah!

  • @Justaghost-gv4vi
    @Justaghost-gv4vi 7 років тому

    2:14 wow I feel sad for arbiter

  • @Romulo_Andrade
    @Romulo_Andrade 10 років тому

    3:53 what is the name of this song?

  • @Numbskill
    @Numbskill 9 років тому +2

    What about The Lives of the Drones? When is that happening?

    • @Numbskill
      @Numbskill 9 років тому

      ***** ok. I wonder what the next one will be though.

    • @Numbskill
      @Numbskill 9 років тому

      ***** ok :D

    • @johnnygonelli5169
      @johnnygonelli5169 8 років тому

      It's a thing now :U

    • @Numbskill
      @Numbskill 8 років тому

      Johnny Gonelli YESH!

    • @chrisj3119
      @chrisj3119 8 років тому

      +Numbskill he already made a drone life one

  • @nickhughes9293
    @nickhughes9293 8 років тому

    That elite in the thumb nail is eeeedddddgggggyyyyyy

  • @Redeyes9411
    @Redeyes9411 8 років тому +1

    can they do the forerunners or the moniters

  • @codyroberts8080
    @codyroberts8080 7 років тому +1

    At 03:15 I couldn't stop laughing XD

  • @elilonge7812
    @elilonge7812 9 років тому

    wait was that smurfy18 that loos like his armor.

  • @Bjhoneydude
    @Bjhoneydude 10 років тому

    You should do the lives of buggers

  • @Scorpy_Stan
    @Scorpy_Stan 7 років тому

    A Grunt saying loser ironic.

  • @halcyonjesus
    @halcyonjesus 10 років тому +4

    You are seriously funny as shit

    • @ryanarchuleta6231
      @ryanarchuleta6231 10 років тому

      Halo reach brutes look smaller than Halo 3 brutes. In Halo 3 the brutes could hold a marine 6ft off the ground with huge arms.

    • @darklordewadarklordewa8875
      @darklordewadarklordewa8875 10 років тому

      Where were the brutes in halo 1

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 10 років тому

      Kate The Lebron Lover they also had different faces.

  • @killobot2388
    @killobot2388 8 років тому

    subbed!

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 7 років тому

    isn't thel'vadam one of the arbiters?

  • @nathandavis1918
    @nathandavis1918 10 років тому

    They should make a into the life of master chief

  • @zenzives
    @zenzives 9 років тому

    Anyone else got the "poonflip" reference?

  • @a-0174
    @a-0174 3 роки тому

    How did David voice this.

  • @mrachieveify
    @mrachieveify 10 років тому

    make one of drones

  • @xuszetwo3435
    @xuszetwo3435 6 років тому

    How was the date?

  • @thecrazygulp1010
    @thecrazygulp1010 10 років тому

    date with the arby... niceeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @losttaco1735
    @losttaco1735 9 років тому +15

    I'm a elite in halo

    • @smorgington
      @smorgington 8 років тому +7

      Im a flying scrotum, otherwise known as an engineer.

    • @johnsonl82
      @johnsonl82 7 років тому

      gabe 602 I'm a jakal I suck at what I do

    • @karolinakubina
      @karolinakubina 7 років тому

      I'm a grunt definatley

    • @nerdkev8026
      @nerdkev8026 7 років тому

      I'm a engineer, giving shields and blowing enemy's up

    • @muffin1571
      @muffin1571 7 років тому

      gabe 602 maybe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........skirmisher?

  • @hoynyhouse
    @hoynyhouse 9 років тому +1

    Piz do this in halo 5

  • @SpecterGamingNet
    @SpecterGamingNet 10 років тому

    You should make the life of the master chief bungie was going to do it in halo legengs but turned into the episode odd one out

  • @a1torrens
    @a1torrens 8 років тому +2

    I is stupid I know the lives of the marines

  • @LazyLoonz
    @LazyLoonz 7 років тому

    What I think what type of species act am I...im a Elite.

  • @lionelmorales4567
    @lionelmorales4567 5 років тому

    Peace out

  • @Navyassassin781
    @Navyassassin781 8 років тому +1

    Fellverdam is a guy he knows that right?

  • @jeremiahsimpkins5943
    @jeremiahsimpkins5943 7 років тому +1

    #PeaceOutBitches