-Spartan 1s: No one remembers them. -Spartan 2s: Everyone remembers them. -Spartan 3s:Everyone remembered them after the 4s. -Spartan 4s: No one WANTS to remember them.
That's pretty much how he survived. The second he and Halsey got to Castle Base the following happened: *Jun-A266 quit* That said, half of the Spartan-IIs sent to find Castle Base despawned in Halo: First Strike while Fred, Kelly and Joshua-029 were busy destroying a Covenant ship and stealing Wraiths.
honestly I cried at the part showing noble team dying due to how hard I was laughing. I loved those characters but making it look like that's how they contributed was hilarious
4:32 Jorge: Dies in massive spaceship Kat: *sniped* Jun: quits noble team and gets the heck off the planet 👍 Carter: definition of *YOLO* Emile: wasn't looking behind himself (gets samurai sliced 🔪) Noble 6: mauled viciously by some blood thirsty elites? ☠ Yep, that's affirmatively the history as we know it! 😌
Cat: tech expert, has a shield malfunction. (Probably all those upgrades.) Jorge: demolitions expert, gets caught in a make shift bomb. Carter: captain. Goes down with the ship. Emile: close quarters combat specialist. Lives by the sword dies by the sword Spartan 6: the lone wolf. Dies alone. Jun: sniper and long range combat. Pussy ass bitch chicken shit.
Dude I'd be pretty fucked off if I had died along with my squad only for the AI that the last few of us died protecting had gone on to fuck humanity over and enslave it.
i at first thought the life of a spartan was like a tiny documentary then spawning in a game killing another spartan or an elite proceeding to t-bag them die, repeat & ect
Spartan 1: Tried and for the most part failed to make a super soldier Spartan 2: Cream of the crop Spartan 3: Cheaper versions of Spartan 2s Spartan 4: Worse versions of Spartan 3s and ODSTs
Huge misconception about the S-III’s, is they’re not weaker in anyway than the S-II’s out of armor. They’re really about the same. The few differences however are, the S-IIs were chosen for having the best of the best genetics when they were kids, were trained on a more individual warrior/work alone but still work in teams, and were given MJOLNIR armor from the start. While the S-IIIs chosen had a wider pool of genetics. Not really the best of the best, but still had to meet certain criteria to be picked, were extensively trained to work as a team by Kurt Ambros and Frank Mendez. An S-II and the very guy who also trained the S-IIs, respectively. And they were give SPI armor instead. While weaker and cheaper than MJOLNIR armor, it functioned as a more stealthy armor with chamo activation. A lot of fans try to bring up the point another reason why they’re not as effective as an S-II’s is because they were meant to be sent on suicide missions. However, Kurt and Mendez didn’t know that and trained them to be the best they could with the time they had. Not to mention had Alpha and Beta Companies, had MJOLNIR armor instead is SPI, A LOT more of those SPARTANS would’ve survived those suicide missions. I think the reason why a lot of fans see the S-III’s as a step down from the S-IIs is because of this famous line "Make the units better with new technology. Make more of them. And make them cheaper." -Colonel James Ackerson.
this was super good and funny one of your best ha ha since it has been quite some time since ou made one of these loved it though. glad you had ubernick in this too
Actually Jun survived the fall of reach and it is unclear to what happened to Noble 6 . Bungie and 3434 never confirmed his death nor do they want to say what happened to him this is so they can leave it up to the imagination of the player on to 6s fate.
Which explains why there's so many fanfictions involving Six surviving Reach only to wind up in an alternate dimension and/or timeline. www.fanfiction.net/s/11243553/1/Legacy-of-the-Precursors
chris pearson Still, only the original 75 spartan 2's had numbers like that. Spartan 3's had larger numbers and Spartan 4's are just random numbers it seems. So, even if Fred died, there will never be another 104.
+mauri9998 He also said Spartan-IIIs need a "fire and reload" attachment and that it's possible to get the blue screen of death while trying to aim. Still think this is trying to be accurate?
"Unfortunately for the Master Chief, this means he's gone from the last spartan to the last COOL spartan." That gave me a good chuckle :)
Prorogon - Lord of the Jags Same :)
Prorogon - Lord of the Jags sadly, he's right :(
Prorogon - Lord of the Jags same🤣
Yeah, that was the point I knew it was ok to like the video. lol
And then he was fooled by a venus flytrap and Voldemort...
meh, his voice is sexy af
"this is the master chief he went from last spartan to last cool spartan"
True
True so true
@@patrickcamp7502 What with Red Team?
@@MJOLNIR_studios Or blue team
The most true line
Spartan IIIs, for when the UNSC needed suicide bombers but not the press coverage...
"So what are they, some sort of suicide squa-"
*NO!*
117 likes
Perfection
@@gearshiftproductions353 nah 213 now
@@andrewmccune5172 oof
Thank you!
I have not seen a Halo Machinima in 7 long years.
You rejuvenated my childhood, oh great Prophet of Teh Spearhead.
Do you even google brah?
Yes i do google actually, but not Halo Machinima. I had forgotten about that for a long long time, hence why i did not search for it for bruv.
-Spartan 1s: No one remembers them.
-Spartan 2s: Everyone remembers them.
-Spartan 3s:Everyone remembered them after the 4s.
-Spartan 4s: No one WANTS to remember them.
GrumpyElite I remember Johnson 😢😭
GrumpyElite I like 4s armor
Ironic because everyone loved the ODST and now they are SpartansIV
Sergeant Johnson was a Spartan I. Everyone remembers him lol.
technically they are called project Orion so the Orions?
Jun: "I give up, that's it."
Thank you for making my evening. ❤️
Is that the voice of church from RvB
That's pretty much how he survived. The second he and Halsey got to Castle Base the following happened:
*Jun-A266 quit*
That said, half of the Spartan-IIs sent to find Castle Base despawned in Halo: First Strike while Fred, Kelly and Joshua-029 were busy destroying a Covenant ship and stealing Wraiths.
@@NotReinaHamazaki no that was JonTron lol
The noble team recap was perfect.
2:15 That better not be Michael J. Caboose, holding Church's Rifle.
It's not.
Engineer Force that's what I thought
Don't give him guns it's a bad idea.
i'm bad at usernames Don't even give him guns to begin with..
His name is Michael... and he is wearing a set of blue mk V armor in Valhalla...
HEY!
UberNick what sup
hi ur a youtuber cool...i like ur channel... ok that's all bye
IanT3CH I'm not a UA-camr
wait what is dis
aye its that guy
honestly I cried at the part showing noble team dying due to how hard I was laughing. I loved those characters but making it look like that's how they contributed was hilarious
same
sssaaammmeeee
It made them sound like all they freakin did was die and then Jin’s part was freakin hilarious he was like “I give up that’s it”
You don't deserve to call yourself a halo fan, you disgust me.
And to add insult to injury, Cortana ends up becoming a tyrant
"Lucky me." -John 117, 2017
The Binary Gamer 2007*
Diamondmaster001 winebar
The Binary Gamer it's 2056
2553*
Asari Councillor: your the first Human Spectre this is a great achievement for your species
Master Chief: Lucky Me
I f***ing LOVE the mass effect references
And here's nick.
Nick: Hi!
Me: Hi!
Gimmie my goddamn space diaper back
Ron: "Hey Becky, wanna smas-"
Becky: "Shut up."
next the lives of the ODSTs
Master shuef117 USE RS AND X TO CALIBRATE POD LIGHTS
Master shuef117 You mean the men who show up to the fight wearing their coffins?
Master shuef117 after that it is the life of marines.
Exterminatus The Great lmaO
Master shuef117 or into the lives of the freelancers
4:32
Jorge: Dies in massive spaceship
Kat: *sniped*
Jun: quits noble team and gets the heck off the planet 👍
Carter: definition of *YOLO*
Emile: wasn't looking behind himself (gets samurai sliced 🔪)
Noble 6: mauled viciously by some blood thirsty elites? ☠
Yep, that's affirmatively the history as we know it! 😌
Cat: tech expert, has a shield malfunction. (Probably all those upgrades.)
Jorge: demolitions expert, gets caught in a make shift bomb.
Carter: captain. Goes down with the ship.
Emile: close quarters combat specialist. Lives by the sword dies by the sword
Spartan 6: the lone wolf. Dies alone.
Jun: sniper and long range combat. Pussy ass bitch chicken shit.
I'm still loving the uber nick references.
HDH Films I completely agree
What about the Red vs Blue ones I love them both.
I saw michael come up, and I thought omg it's Michael J caboose.
I feel like "Michael" the sniper is an homage to Michael j caboose
Caboose: I like homages to me!
Church and Tucker: Oh crap, who gave Caboose a sniper rifle?!
@@stardustcomet4714 caboose: YAY! *shoots church* ah mmm Tucker did it
Neat.
What helped with the homage even more is that he equiped a Mark V helmet
Halo Reach had the best looking armors.
Tyto the Owl梟
i agree i loved it especially the Elites onces
Yes
True
Halo 4 oceanic helm is the best helm ever.
Bioshock big daddy the spartan.
That citadel scene killed me xD
Man, it's surreal to stumble upon something like this so early, after not even thinking of this series after 6 years.
"This is Spartan 104; Axel!"
You couldn't have chosen a different number than literally one of the MAIN Spartans (Fred)?
*/s*
I can imagine the facepalm you had upon realization ...
+Teh Spearhead Nice Video
Thank you for confirming my suspicion
129 is also canon. Oscar-129. He offed himself.
Do the lives of teh spearhead guy!
Justin Brown Yes!
Justin Brown
NO!
The life of DubstepGuy
Justin Brown *life
AnotherCrazyCroft no fuck u
Justin Brown yes it will be cool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"This is the contributions of noble team"
Oh.. wow XD
I died at the first human specte holy shit
"Lucky me."
"Due to recent budget cuts, we will be returning most of you to your old armor and yes that includes your space diapers."
We need the space diaper back in Halo
When I heard Becky like well here's another lemme smash joke
Spartan Ron is my spirit animal
That was hilarious and just earned my subscription. Look forward to watching more of your videos.
My pleasure, you vids are hilarious.
Is that Michael J. Caboose? 2:12
Dominic Lockhart caboose is blue not purple
Dominic Lockhart i think it was just a refrence..because cabooses first name is michael
Dominic Lockhart not all Spartans that wear mk V helmet are caboose
And he doesn't have Freckles.
Dominic Lockhart That's Michael J Caboose and he hates babies
Dude I'd be pretty fucked off if I had died along with my squad only for the AI that the last few of us died protecting had gone on to fuck humanity over and enslave it.
But the intention was actually good. We was just saying no cause we didn't know what it was
hahaha nicks my new favourite spartan
Luke H you realize that, that was ubernick, the youtuber?
Bungie's blue flames I won't lie I've never heard of him I just thought it was a random character he added for a laugh
Bungie's blue flames ruined it
Nick is the spartan
Luke H same XD
4:35 The most funniest part of the video.
love the Mass Effect joke
Matt i hate mass effect but that joke was good
I joke that hate but good is mass effect
Vaughan Bunt no i hate mass effect and im not joking
mlg master chief 2 well I am joking and don't care about your opinion because mass effect is probably one of the greatest franchises of all time
Vaughan Bunt its actually a good Series
0:07 they’ve been building that mantis ever since 2012
Egg burster i mean, its a pretty big mantis
That looked like caboose and his name was "Michael"
Gee, I wonder if it was a reference 😂
+ChazDaGuineaPig, Irl, Gaming and stuff
Nope. Joel Heyman.
ChazDaGuineaPig, Irl, Gaming and stuff no his voice actor is Joel Heyman
"That looked like Caboose and his name was Michael"
No correlation.
twitter.com/TehSpearhead/status/881546171164090368
ChazDaGuineaPig, Irl, Gaming and stuff joel
"You are the first human spectre commander, this is a great accomplishment for you and your species"
"Lucky me"
Jun: I give up thats it!...
😂😂😂 Lmfao
Dew it!DEW IT!
Dew it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and DEW IT!!!!!
space diaper, lol
omg they implemented the lemme smash meme I love it
Kénji Lescara to be honest I would to see more😂😂😂
YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE SUBSCRIBERS
I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR CHANNEL
Ok that visor part was funny
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
i at first thought the life of a spartan was like a tiny documentary then spawning in a game
killing another spartan or an elite
proceeding to t-bag them die, repeat & ect
Spartan 1: Tried and for the most part failed to make a super soldier
Spartan 2: Cream of the crop
Spartan 3: Cheaper versions of Spartan 2s
Spartan 4: Worse versions of Spartan 3s and ODSTs
Johnson was super
And Mendez was a super Drill Sergeant
Imagine being the purist that the video mentioned 😂😂
@@AfroManny15
I love Spartan 3s, they're literally cheaper then the 2s
“Last cool spartan” I would say you’re right, but Jun is still alive
Was that a RvB reference with Michael
4:46 actually noble 6 and Jun are still alive and yes I got this from bungie
meta, caboose, sis, tex, and ct anyone else seeing this
doc too
I also saw Wyoming
They even called the caboose one Michael lol
“The noble team didn’t survive the war”
Jun: am I a f*cking joke to you?
I wish this could be a TV show,your the best Teh Spearhead
4:37 "I give up, that's it." Jun, 2552
Well...Jun survived ... Dammit Jun you fucking camper! >:v
"Unfortunately for Spartan IIs like the Master Chief, he went from being the last Spartan, to the last *cool* Spartan."
1:05 Is that a MonstersInc. reference?
That's one way to make people scream
yes
That was so Fucking funny
more like a school shooting reference
it’s their job to make soulless monstrosity’s and guess what the training was
killing moa’s on reach even though they can’t hit for shit
He makes this really jacked up lore of spartan 2s so much funnier
*GIMME BACK MAH GAWD DAMN SPACE DIAPER!*
Loren Garms I want it now
6:21 this spartan got the nickname pinhead
Well you showed me what about my team (Blue Team) Kelly-087, Linda-058 and Frederic-104.
*solutes*
Hello good buddy
Linda's dead fam.
"This is Spartan 129, Micheal." OMG I GET THAT!!!! ITS MICHEAL.J.CABOOSE
6:25 like spearhead?
Spartan 3s were sent on solo Suicide missions that's why they are one of the coolest.
Reach was the saddest halo I've ever played
Huge misconception about the S-III’s, is they’re not weaker in anyway than the S-II’s out of armor. They’re really about the same.
The few differences however are, the S-IIs were chosen for having the best of the best genetics when they were kids, were trained on a more individual warrior/work alone but still work in teams, and were given MJOLNIR armor from the start.
While the S-IIIs chosen had a wider pool of genetics. Not really the best of the best, but still had to meet certain criteria to be picked, were extensively trained to work as a team by Kurt Ambros and Frank Mendez. An S-II and the very guy who also trained the S-IIs, respectively. And they were give SPI armor instead. While weaker and cheaper than MJOLNIR armor, it functioned as a more stealthy armor with chamo activation.
A lot of fans try to bring up the point another reason why they’re not as effective as an S-II’s is because they were meant to be sent on suicide missions. However, Kurt and Mendez didn’t know that and trained them to be the best they could with the time they had. Not to mention had Alpha and Beta Companies, had MJOLNIR armor instead is SPI, A LOT more of those SPARTANS would’ve survived those suicide missions.
I think the reason why a lot of fans see the S-III’s as a step down from the S-IIs is because of this famous line "Make the units better with new technology. Make more of them. And make them cheaper." -Colonel James Ackerson.
"And this is Nick"
I loved the Mass Effect part. I like Mass Effect but the Chief took the words right out of my mouth.
Lmao Nick has no other description because he is holding a *battle rifle*
when he said "This is Michael", I was expecting Caboose, Michael J.
What about the hilarious lives of the reds and blues
you mean 15 seasons worth?
Well Church is in the thumbnail.
No need. All they do is stand around and talk.
this was super good and funny one of your best ha ha since it has been quite some time since ou made one of these
loved it though.
glad you had ubernick in this too
Actually Jun survived the fall of reach and it is unclear to what happened to Noble 6 . Bungie and 3434 never confirmed his death nor do they want to say what happened to him this is so they can leave it up to the imagination of the player on to 6s fate.
Isai Torres I was under the impression Bungie was pretty clear he died on Reach...
Edit: Noble 6, obviously Jun survived...he was escorting Halsey
I really laughed at Noble Six's fake scream tho. 😂
Which explains why there's so many fanfictions involving Six surviving Reach only to wind up in an alternate dimension and/or timeline.
www.fanfiction.net/s/11243553/1/Legacy-of-the-Precursors
Spartans never die?
He never said Jun died. So you don't need to write a 34 word comment about it.
This is incredible. Best one yet.
The lives of Freelancers?
Nyxiel no😐
Damn dude chill it's just a little suggestion
Nyxiel same I'm just kidding 🙃
Oop
Fuck those Spartan wannabes
Love what you did with the reference with Becka
4:32 I can’t breathe 😂
*GIVE ME MY GODDAM SPACE DIAPER*
Chat moving so fast no one will know I watch hentai.
Slayer 102 I know
Slayer 102 nice
Slayer 102 might I suggest Waisetsu Missle
Ty fam
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can't believe you're making videos!But this wad funny as always like the old ones! XD
2:13 I see that Red vs. Blue reference.
Nick is my favorite
lol lol i was eating food and about died from nobles "contribution" i started choking
Well I'll be damned it is David Attenbourough!! I never thought he would teach something that involves a video game.
104 is supposed to be fred mate
chris pearson Still, only the original 75 spartan 2's had numbers like that. Spartan 3's had larger numbers and Spartan 4's are just random numbers it seems. So, even if Fred died, there will never be another 104.
You honestly think this video is supposed to be canonically accurate?
well he called chief 117
+mauri9998 He also said Spartan-IIIs need a "fire and reload" attachment and that it's possible to get the blue screen of death while trying to aim. Still think this is trying to be accurate?
I like how trying to aim with the iron sight resulted in BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)
Dat mass effect section though ohhhhhhh my gosh ha ha ha
You are a hero the Halo community needs.
2:40 Alright cool (then it turns to Mass Effect) wait WHAT ?!?!
4:34 The memories of the Main Characters in Halo Frenchise
Do the lives of the camera men
Yes!
Darc Shadow yes
This is a facinating topic about the Reclaimers story
Michael J Caboose?
He hates Texas, taxes, and babies.
Caboose: What is it, random internet person?
@@anotherrandomcommenter4473 Remember he says " I will eat your happiness "
Last one was so American as fuck."Gev Meh Back Me Space Diaper!"Hilarious.
LMFAO I can't breathe!!! 7:00
I knew EXACTLY what he was going for about noble team when he brought up there "adventures" at 4:10 and I say that's true dark humor for halo reach XD
Just waiting for master chief to be able to use the force like the didact, when the hell are we gonna get Jedi Master...Chief 117
It would be nice to have spartan 5s and a 3rd person camera next to each of them. It would make the world's funniest fails video
GRAWR :translation : hello
when life wasn't worth living until this video was uploaded