An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising | Part 1

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  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito Рік тому +6961

    Fun fact about Raiden's Mexico outfit.
    In the bio for it. It specifically mentions that Raiden bought it from a tourist trap on his way past the border. Meaning this deadly psycho is wearing a goofy tourist outfit he got from a stand and thought it was traditional.

    • @henrydimmock2691
      @henrydimmock2691 Рік тому +1015

      Average american tourist

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 Рік тому +623

      Stealth is my specialty
      -stealthy jack

    • @uninportantguy7505
      @uninportantguy7505 Рік тому +318

      If you are talking about the Mariachi outfit as a Mexican who has seen real Mariachis I say Blends in pretty well the only thing that's missing is it there should be more than one mariachi.

    • @beefomuffin1049
      @beefomuffin1049 Рік тому +248

      @@uninportantguy7505I think the joke is that raiden THINKS it’s a mariachi outfit based on what he knows as would be traditional when in reality it only made him stand out more. These days mariachi band members are dressed more commonly in suits or a little dapper from what I know

    • @uninportantguy7505
      @uninportantguy7505 Рік тому +83

      @beefomuffin1049 "stares at murder robot in steriotypical mariachi outfit" he looks normal to me. Hey compadre watch out i heard theres a murder robot on the loose word is he'll steal your spine. This was the kind of joke i was trying to make i understand what the joke was and wasent kidding about seing mariaches and being mexican the one i remember most prominently was practicaly a pure black suit with a hat raidens is indeed slightly conspicous sorry for spelling errors my thumns are the size of like 8 keys also i dont care for grammar so thats why this sentence may not be coherent.

  • @frenchfriedbagel7035
    @frenchfriedbagel7035 2 роки тому +10557

    I love how Max realized he couldn’t find a way to top Monsoons speech so he just took the dialogue straight from the game.

    • @yaboizak1210
      @yaboizak1210 2 роки тому +736

      is that actually ingame audio? no way

    • @dominoshitposts8992
      @dominoshitposts8992 2 роки тому +113

      what

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 2 роки тому +1814

      @@yaboizak1210 yup, he actually says “Memes, the DNA of the soul,” and somehow Senator Armstrong’s full speech is even more batshit.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому +732

      @@Slender_Man_186 Armstrong has my vote any day

    • @Z_DiZ
      @Z_DiZ 2 роки тому +525

      @@Slender_Man_186 well tobe fair, he didnt write his own speeches y'know.

  • @fallenmorningstar9224
    @fallenmorningstar9224 2 роки тому +3858

    "He knows he's 3 edges away from being a sonic OC."
    There is no better way of describing Monsoon, he perfectly rides the line of being cringe/edgy while still being badass. And god do I dig it!!!

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 2 роки тому +170

      He is self aware of the memes, what did you expect?

    • @sssmoovy
      @sssmoovy 2 роки тому +54

      i l o v e h i m

    • @doughnutdave6432
      @doughnutdave6432 2 роки тому +27

      My favorite character of that game

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 роки тому +93

      Also, both Raiden and Wolf are edge lords (check their codec convos) and fucking owns it to the point where it's not even cringe.

    • @Magitek1112
      @Magitek1112 2 роки тому +9

      HIllariously he's got the voice of Deadpool and the Crypt Keeper.

  • @haver2250
    @haver2250 Рік тому +2148

    Calling 1920 x 1080 resolution "low" equals calling us poor in every language 💀

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Рік тому +60

      Ikr? My 2k laptop is 1920x1080

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL 11 місяців тому +96

      It lets you set the output to 1080p but the actual game renders frames at like 480 or 720p and stretches them, which is shit. Mods let you unlock it so the game renders at the native 1080p ro whatever your monitor is.

    • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
      @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 8 місяців тому +24

      To be fair, he didn't say 1920x1080 was low, he just said it wasn't high. Given that 1080p is pretty much the standard right now, I'd argue it's neither low nor high, just average.

    • @badbadthingss
      @badbadthingss 7 місяців тому +6

      1080 is the lowest of the commonly used resolutions.

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 5 місяців тому +2

      I mean my shit heap laptop has higher rez so...

  • @Pine2142
    @Pine2142 2 роки тому +10902

    It's even more existentially hilarious when you realise the actual meaning of memes in the game is genuine and yet ironically became a meme and therefore propagated Monsoon's idea of memes always being passed on by literally becoming a meme.

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 2 роки тому +854

      You mean that the meme of the memed memes became a meme because Monsoon memed that memes meme the memes the memes THE MEMES THE MEMES THE MEMES THE MEMES I AM THE MEME TO SURPASS THE BIG MEMES I WILL BECOME THE BIGGEST CHUNGUS MEME MEME

    • @sorain4248
      @sorain4248 2 роки тому +329

      Its the best game ever made my mind is unchanging on this

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 2 роки тому +465

      Yeah, when he was talking about memes, he was talking about societal/behavioral memes
      (an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.)

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 2 роки тому +139

      @@TAMAMO-VIRUS Do you even Selfish Gene?
      Information is information, propagating through whatever medial conveyance it is able to encode itself in. There is no end to the memes; politics are just applied psychology is just applied neurology is just applied evolutionary biology is just applied chemistry and structure- and complexity theory is just applied physics and complex game causality is just applied mathematics is...

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 2 роки тому +76

      @@Sakhmeov You lost me. My brain cell couldn't keep up

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 2 роки тому +5769

    Recently replayed R-03
    Never realised that “How about ‘full of shit’, is that a meme?” is *actual in-game dialogue*

    • @randomprotag9329
      @randomprotag9329 2 роки тому +694

      MGR in a nutshell monsoon dialoge would be burned if it was deep fried any more

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 2 роки тому +248

      YUP. fuckin perfect game man. brb gotta take a DOOMP

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 2 роки тому +243

      @@georgy2596 here's the thing though. Even with either meaning of the word "meme." The Context stays as the exact same

    • @dino0075
      @dino0075 2 роки тому +78

      “Now there’s a pretty meme! Exquisite!”

    • @gexgaming6954
      @gexgaming6954 2 роки тому +6

      "What the fuck is R-03

  • @funnywes
    @funnywes 2 роки тому +5537

    every second of this looks incredible, so good

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  2 роки тому +1694

      omg it’s the real raiden lightning

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes 2 роки тому +958

      @@Max0r omg it's the pinnacle of editing on youtube (jokes aside, you rule dude!)

    • @Spinomaks
      @Spinomaks 2 роки тому +217

      Im damn sure he had the hell’s kitchen sound effect somewhere in the video

    • @Serverlour
      @Serverlour 2 роки тому +61

      Is the real raiden!

    • @paperbag7137
      @paperbag7137 2 роки тому +61

      When collab with maxor

  • @infernec
    @infernec Рік тому +7037

    DISCLAIMER:
    This series was edited in front of a previously alive studio audience.

    • @Nebula96e
      @Nebula96e Рік тому +389

      The audience was above 40, they died when the music started

    • @jetmancancan3154
      @jetmancancan3154 Рік тому +145

      TODAY WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT the dog

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Рік тому +103

      @@jetmancancan3154
      More specifically, what it’s doing.

    • @iamaperson69
      @iamaperson69 Рік тому +69

      @@greywalker505 and it’s current whereabouts

    • @inhalerisinsane
      @inhalerisinsane Рік тому +65

      @@greywalker505 The answer is stabbing me.

  • @FNTM2k3
    @FNTM2k3 2 роки тому +5858

    “The stealth is optional, and so is my mercy.”
    That has to be one of my favorite quotes from this video.

    • @skinnylad7868
      @skinnylad7868 2 роки тому +122

      closely followed by: “oh my god a smash tournament
      I have to stop it”

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 2 роки тому +41

      Can't wait to drop that line as my DnD paladin who is pretty well known for chopping things to pieces.

    • @connormac4401
      @connormac4401 2 роки тому +12

      Stealthing in mgr is like putting juice in cereals

    • @callumrhind1357
      @callumrhind1357 2 роки тому +7

      I thought it said "bussy" at first lol so I went looking for a comment to confirm or deny lol

    • @darrelarno9151
      @darrelarno9151 2 роки тому

      timestamp?

  • @HollyWarlock
    @HollyWarlock 2 роки тому +7211

    "all this murder and you still aren't *BASED* "
    "It's cringe or be cringe, Jack"
    10/10 excellent character writing

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +85

      No more based
      It's cringe or be cringe
      Look after nobody but yourself - nothin' else to do
      No more based
      No time to stand still
      If you are gonna be the no.1

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 2 роки тому +66

      The funny part is that could be a line from the game and it wouldn't even be out of place

    • @Your_Duolingo66-g1f
      @Your_Duolingo66-g1f 2 роки тому +28

      lmao also all the jokes for the amogus boss showed off his undisputable editing

    • @jacktheripper8526
      @jacktheripper8526 2 роки тому +2

      i have become based

  • @Inkspeckle
    @Inkspeckle 11 місяців тому +370

    10:01 I'll have you know that that is the ACTUAL sound queue that plays in the game upon revealing Raiden's "disguise" in its full glory.

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 5 місяців тому +29

      *"Dios Mio"*
      The Live reaction of latin americans to that:
      *"Meu Deus!"*

    • @easetheweeb
      @easetheweeb 2 місяці тому +4

      @@GAarcherdid i miss when brazil became the only latin american nation

  • @cookiecreep9204
    @cookiecreep9204 2 роки тому +2502

    The fact that Monsoon's dialogue was real makes it even better. This is when absolute "the hell is going on" makes the crazy ride even more fun.

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 2 роки тому +167

      And a random soldier playing with a cat is icing on the cake

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 роки тому +72

      Monsoon is also right. Raiden's codec talk with Kevin about what he means with his meme speak confirms it.

    • @devranyilmaz9806
      @devranyilmaz9806 2 роки тому +110

      Monsoon is absolutely correct, though. Even outside of the game’s world, memes do control us to a greater degree than people realise.
      Memes influence us all, the thoughts and ideas of our precursors continue to have an effect on us, good or bad.
      MGS2 even points out a problem that we have no way of solving in the modern age; the accumulation of worthless memes that do nothing but muddy the waters of discourse, so to speak.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 роки тому +33

      @@devranyilmaz9806 MGS 2's final codec is eerily accurate today. Like, you could almost call it prophetic.

    • @spiritscoffee6199
      @spiritscoffee6199 2 роки тому +28

      @@carljohan9265 dont forget armstrong saying "make america great again" in 2013

  • @optimus27000
    @optimus27000 2 роки тому +12331

    "I'm sorry officer, I was too busy playing league of legends."
    "Alright, I've heard enough. Deadly force is authorised."
    That killed me.

    • @stevenkhan4203
      @stevenkhan4203 2 роки тому +351

      Agreed. Ulysses had like three or four lines and he killed all of them. Also Rimmy in a Maxor meme video is very weird to my Arma watching Monke brain.

    • @nauro9187
      @nauro9187 2 роки тому +91

      So, you're saying that you're a league player and the police killed you? I would do the same, deadly force is authorized

    • @JesusChrist-lh8di
      @JesusChrist-lh8di 2 роки тому +171

      This isn't a distopia. This is a *Utopia*

    • @tobiasbracknagel4998
      @tobiasbracknagel4998 2 роки тому +22

      Lucifer has entered the chat.

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 2 роки тому +34

      When you watch Arcane once

  • @Hstone-wq1tl
    @Hstone-wq1tl 2 роки тому +4795

    "The stealth is, of course, optional, but so is my mercy."
    Good lord, that is a powerful line

  • @DarkWStone
    @DarkWStone 8 місяців тому +119

    That epstien joke at 12:30 aged all too perfectly with the events of recent years

    • @JaviMJTV
      @JaviMJTV 5 місяців тому +2

      I was scrolling down specifically to find this comment

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 5 місяців тому +1

      what has happend recently?

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 5 місяців тому +1

      what has happend recently?

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 2 роки тому +4119

    "he knows he's 3 edges away from a sonic oc, and yknow what? I fucking dig it."
    -the best way of explaining why this game is awesome

    • @veryloudcat8839
      @veryloudcat8839 2 роки тому +129

      That's the kind of game MGR is and it's wonderful

    • @Maxwell_theOne
      @Maxwell_theOne 2 роки тому

      The game is good, but your pfp is terrible

    • @danielmcgraw1244
      @danielmcgraw1244 2 роки тому +20

      I never thought of it like this but I can't unsee it lmao. I also dig it though hahaha

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 2 роки тому +2

      Without a doubt. There's something magical about the game, and just describing the game doesn't do it justice. I was having a shit eating grin on my face during every boss fight.

  • @jaspalsarkaria7281
    @jaspalsarkaria7281 Рік тому +6476

    “Raiden is fucking jacked” is quite possibly one of the best puns and greatest understatements I’ve ever heard

    • @heitormedina7098
      @heitormedina7098 Рік тому +161

      4:18

    • @Th3GamerR4smu5
      @Th3GamerR4smu5 Рік тому +103

      @@heitormedina7098 thank you random citizen!

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch Рік тому +127

      ...god fucking damn it, I watched this twice and missed the pun each time.

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 Рік тому +125

      …how. HOW did I miss the “Jacked=Jack The Ripper” punchline SO MANY TIMES?!

    • @slonk420
      @slonk420 Рік тому +22

      @@TheRealColBosch I watched this around a hundred times, and I still haven't noticed it

  • @stat_rule444
    @stat_rule444 2 роки тому +10854

    Imagine showing this shit to someone in the 1800’s they would fucking explode

    • @ballsdeep7056
      @ballsdeep7056 2 роки тому +660

      Show this to someone from 1700, they will feel 20 gum

    • @TrafficPartyHatTest
      @TrafficPartyHatTest 2 роки тому +532

      show this to someone from 1600, their nervous system will fucking vaporize

    • @billdover3694
      @billdover3694 2 роки тому +377

      Show this to someone in 1500's, their brain would go into cardic arrest

    • @CringeGamingOG
      @CringeGamingOG 2 роки тому +326

      Show this to caveman. Caveman cave skull in.

    • @thequ6503
      @thequ6503 2 роки тому +236

      show this to a primordial lizard. They will detonate in -0 seconds.

  • @dclobberandreik4376
    @dclobberandreik4376 9 місяців тому +177

    11:56 I love that Max0r predicted Raiden's appearance in Fortnite

  • @someonenoone3687
    @someonenoone3687 2 роки тому +4535

    This game is so batshit insane, this summary flips back to being correct.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 роки тому +288

      The fights in this game were made to be edited with Maxor's style, it's glorious.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 роки тому +119

      It’s like I keep saying, this game was literally created to be reviewed by Max0r

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 2 роки тому +127

      @@halfmettlealchemist8076 This game was literally created -to be reviewed- by Max0r

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 роки тому +22

      @@Attaxalotl Yes

    • @custavogominf.6382
      @custavogominf.6382 2 роки тому +9

      Bat shish insus

  • @amaterasu697
    @amaterasu697 2 роки тому +2533

    "Raiden is fucking jacked"
    *"Wordplay: Raiden's name is Jack; "Jacked" is a phrase associated with strength. Amusing on two levels."*

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 2 роки тому +210

      Another phrase associated with strength and musculature is "ripped". Raiden used to be known as "Jack the Ripper"
      Extra level

    • @GrimmShane
      @GrimmShane 2 роки тому +79

      @@maxthepaladin2147 ah, Jacked "Raiden" The Ripped

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 2 роки тому +47

      @@maxthepaladin2147 "What an exquisite meme!"
      -🤡 (Monsoon)

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 2 роки тому +5

      I guess even AIs don’t know everything…

    • @Zer0Ab1lity
      @Zer0Ab1lity 2 роки тому

      Thanks for the insight Rogal Dorn.

  • @yournamehere8123
    @yournamehere8123 2 роки тому +1980

    "Stealth is of course optional, but so is my mercy."
    God I love these

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Рік тому +135

    7:30 Blade Wolf is (presumably) 100% robotic. It's entirely possible that he's backed up somewhere. How literally all of the other bosses do it... I have no idea. Perhaps this version of humanity has figured out how to do something like that with the human mind? All of the bosses which talk after dying are cyborg in some way, I think.

    • @snurt256
      @snurt256 10 місяців тому +18

      It's nanocommunication, same way the Codec works. Their brains are intact, so they've got just enough time with their internal life support systems to send that last codec call before it shuts down due to a lack of a power source and they die.

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 6 місяців тому +15

      Blade wolf is stored inside of his "frame" its like a black box/cpu of sorts and if THATS destroyed then hes gone FOREVER. If its intact then you can just put him in a new bodyframe without issue.
      That what he was scared of if he disobeyed mistral, that his hard drive would be WIPED clean.
      The threat of his personality/sense of self being erased terrified him

  • @CPUSublimeHeart
    @CPUSublimeHeart 2 роки тому +757

    The funniest thing is that the stairs at the beginning ARENT required for progression, you can just ninja run up the wall, yet EVERYONE always resets after breaking them

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 2 роки тому +36

      Things that make perfect sense in this game but make zero sense everywhere else number 417:

  • @eliteninja23
    @eliteninja23 2 роки тому +5086

    "Raiden is fucking jacked"
    There's a few layers to that joke lol

  • @realwaifus5514
    @realwaifus5514 2 роки тому +15967

    This game aged so perfectly that a 19 minute shitpost from 9 years later has to make a distinction between original jokes and the in game dialogue.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 роки тому +798

      Pinnacle of timeless.

    • @dernyfr
      @dernyfr 2 роки тому +134

      this ain't no shitpost

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 роки тому

      19 minute? Bitch please. This is 40 minutes.

    • @yousef858
      @yousef858 2 роки тому +88

      @Kierbee [MineWizTV] what an absolute gigachad and my new best friend

    • @willemdafriend519
      @willemdafriend519 2 роки тому +31

      @Kierbee [MineWizTV] 3nd

  • @riceballsmashpokemongamere1705
    @riceballsmashpokemongamere1705 Рік тому +253

    I love how Max0r describes Monsoon as being batshit insane and stupidly edgy, but then says: "And you know what? I fucking dig it!" Just goes to show that he has fully accepted how insane this game is and rolls with it.

  • @scrumptiousburger367
    @scrumptiousburger367 2 роки тому +2456

    The summary of this video is:
    “I am cringe, and that’s based. I will never be based and that’s not cringe. There’s no one I’d rather be, than me.”

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 2 роки тому +132

      Chad wrecking ralph refrence

    • @hieuuc2539
      @hieuuc2539 2 роки тому +8

      @@dean_l33 im not gonna like this comment because it's 69 likes

  • @Prominexus
    @Prominexus 2 роки тому +1694

    The fact that the composer of this game DID actually compose for Toontown as well has convinced me that Max0r videos are completely factual.

    • @KitsuneGB-hc9zb
      @KitsuneGB-hc9zb 2 роки тому +78

      It’s more like they’re not NOT factual.

    • @AhsokaSnipz
      @AhsokaSnipz 2 роки тому +30

      I'm scared to like this comment but it's at 69 likes...

    • @gamingbros-tk3tm
      @gamingbros-tk3tm Рік тому +9

      Holy shit I thought he was joking

    • @Syrgarde
      @Syrgarde Рік тому +2

      What the fuck??

    • @finnvost9349
      @finnvost9349 Місяць тому +1

      the Overwatch 2 joke is particularly prescient. Max0r's never wrong, he just isn't right yet

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 роки тому +1979

    I can't believe Max0r saw the "Turn off my cringe inhibitors" meme and decided to base an entire two-part series around it.

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan 2 роки тому +204

      I think his review of MGS3 established that it's always been a war against Based vs Cringe.

    • @nbtwall7287
      @nbtwall7287 2 роки тому +42

      "Now that's a pretty meme! Exquisite!"

  • @PhoenixKnight777
    @PhoenixKnight777 Рік тому +109

    Excluding Raiden saying "Ah shit, not again" when Sam amputates his arm is criminal

  • @Chastlilys
    @Chastlilys 2 роки тому +3334

    I'm always impressed by your ability to find a ton of memes (heh) - no matter how niche and obscure they may be - and include them in your videos in a way that somehow perfectly fits.

    • @marekzombo9597
      @marekzombo9597 2 роки тому +142

      you do not understand, memes are the DNA of the Soul

    • @VeryDumbToaster
      @VeryDumbToaster 2 роки тому +7

      How is this comment made 1 day ago. It literally just came out 6 minutes ago

    • @zUnderscore
      @zUnderscore 2 роки тому +8

      @@VeryDumbToaster patreon

    • @wongliyo171
      @wongliyo171 2 роки тому +1

      @@zUnderscore Wait you can do that with patreon? And not youtube membership?

    • @dutchdoggo
      @dutchdoggo 2 роки тому +5

      HOW is this comment a day old the video only released 2 hours ago

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 2 роки тому +15090

    This is literally the perfect game for this format, I'm honestly shocked you didn't do it sooner.

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  2 роки тому +7163

      i was waiting until my editing became good enough

    • @lymh4850
      @lymh4850 2 роки тому +2226

      @@Max0r now you are in your final form, I see.

    • @herewegoagain5615
      @herewegoagain5615 2 роки тому +776

      He has ascended to his perfect form, and now has the power to shape reality as he sees fit

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 2 роки тому +475

      @@Max0r SO the scenes had to be perfectly... Cut?

    • @SeymoreSparda
      @SeymoreSparda 2 роки тому +159

      Going by this logic...So...Bayonetta video, next? Also Hack & Slash, mindlessly fun, and did by the same company? (Yeah yeah, I know Konami still owns the Metal Gear IP)

  • @morganrosenfeld5917
    @morganrosenfeld5917 2 роки тому +9599

    God I love Markiplier. His content really improved after he replaced his arm with a cybernetic one.

    • @meethepie
      @meethepie 2 роки тому +746

      The edit of Markiplier punching the camera to "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" fuckin SENT me.

    • @SpectralWaltz
      @SpectralWaltz 2 роки тому +181

      @@meethepie I cannot possibly agree with you more, I have watched the first minute multiple times just to get that laugh again, perfect editing.

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 2 роки тому +34

      @@meethepie same

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 2 роки тому +16

      are you saying it was bad before?

    • @jackmeyers7805
      @jackmeyers7805 2 роки тому +45

      Really took a sharp dive when he moved to Cali though.

  • @Roselyn451
    @Roselyn451 Рік тому +134

    I fear the day Max0r has to say this isn’t up to his standards

  • @LovecraftsCatName
    @LovecraftsCatName 2 роки тому +1038

    I swear that Max0r did a whole 16 minute setup just to do the "Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors" joke.

  • @TotalyNotTony
    @TotalyNotTony 2 роки тому +6243

    3:56 fun fact about the tutorial boss, that thing was the most powerful thing in metel gear canon before this game came out. And it's the tutorial boss.

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 2 роки тому +887

      Just goes to show how much the war has changed.

    • @benitoswagolini3410
      @benitoswagolini3410 2 роки тому +817

      Fun fact:Metal gear excelsus isn't even a metal gear.It was literally called that so it would sell better

    • @KitsuneGB-hc9zb
      @KitsuneGB-hc9zb 2 роки тому +338

      @@benitoswagolini3410 Marketing 100

    • @CrystalWings12
      @CrystalWings12 2 роки тому +396

      @@benitoswagolini3410 It's also a reminder that MGRR itself is a spin-off to the Metal Gear, and some people didn't consider it as part of the series.
      Fourth wall breaking confirmed, lol.

    • @wakingdragon7538
      @wakingdragon7538 2 роки тому +221

      Wasn't it also canonically beaten by a damaged and old Metal gear REX? I'm not sure if it was actually the strongest thing in Metal Gear before this game

  • @joshbowman9481
    @joshbowman9481 2 роки тому +7334

    MaxOr’s editing style is “they can’t downvote the video if they’re having a seizure”
    Edit: and I fucking love it

    • @nibiru2026
      @nibiru2026 2 роки тому +137

      Redditor
      (It worked the video has 0 dislikes :0)

    • @tosterm
      @tosterm 2 роки тому +38

      ...downvote?

    • @joshbowman9481
      @joshbowman9481 2 роки тому +66

      @@tosterm just tryna stay hip with the lingo

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi 2 роки тому +33

      People with attention deficit are incapable of disliking in general, by the time they move their cursor to the dislike they've already distracted by their own hands.

    • @professorgreenbeans8275
      @professorgreenbeans8275 2 роки тому +16

      As a dude who installed 3rd party software to see UA-cam dislikes, I can confirm that there are no dislikes

  • @The_Red_Mist541
    @The_Red_Mist541 Рік тому +93

    This is like my eighth time watching this, still absolute FUCKING PERFECTION

    • @por2geejeff26
      @por2geejeff26 Рік тому +2

      Its probably like my 50 time watching this

  • @matthewprue1010
    @matthewprue1010 2 роки тому +1565

    The line “stealth is optional but so is my mercy” unironically goes so hard.

    • @daddyviper
      @daddyviper Рік тому +15

      Description of payday 2

    • @Cyn_real8
      @Cyn_real8 Рік тому +5

      @@daddyviper ah yes, literally me.

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +1

      Any world of tanks player before they fire their first shot

    • @heitormedina7098
      @heitormedina7098 Рік тому +4

      6:26

  • @ianalivio4006
    @ianalivio4006 Рік тому +5556

    "10 years later, this game's legacy lives on-"
    "the memes..."

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 Рік тому +98

      “Don’t worry. It’s just a little trolling. Right?”

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +54

      Do not repost my memes back at me!

    • @gyrozeinkling
      @gyrozeinkling Рік тому +58

      "Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. Because your memes end here."

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +10

      yes

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip Рік тому +17

      We're spreading them just fine ourselves

  • @MyrriKlevna
    @MyrriKlevna 2 роки тому +5195

    "The stealth was of course optional, but so is my mercy" is the most doom slayer thing I've ever heard

  • @toast3572
    @toast3572 Рік тому +670

    i love how this editing is so brain melting ive already watched this but i cant remember a single joke in the video, so i can watch it again and laugh at everything again

    • @toast3572
      @toast3572 Рік тому +60

      after watching this for the fourth time i still dont understand it

    • @thatstrangeguy292
      @thatstrangeguy292 10 місяців тому +10

      Keep us updated, what about the fifth time?

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 8 місяців тому

      "And I love minors"

    • @temchak
      @temchak 7 місяців тому +2

      same for me

    • @Post_Stall_Maneuver
      @Post_Stall_Maneuver 6 місяців тому +17

      max0r is a genius, sensory overload our mentally ill brains so we remember nothing and laugh through it every time

  • @DaimonMooney
    @DaimonMooney 8 місяців тому +39

    “ god, I wish that was me” caught me off guard. Also the run also caught me off guard. 8:16

    • @anone.mousse674
      @anone.mousse674 9 днів тому

      "That can be arranged."
      What a banger response.

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 2 роки тому +45850

    Max0r is 100% gonna reach a point in his life where just seeing editing software gives him a PTSD induced panic attack.

    • @monsus-battlebus1413
      @monsus-battlebus1413 2 роки тому +6405

      Nah the opposite, his editing software is gonna have a mental breakdown as soon as he steps into the room

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 2 роки тому +2067

      @@monsus-battlebus1413 both will explode

    • @gentleshark972
      @gentleshark972 2 роки тому +1233

      @@lucky6961 a calimity will occur, for galaxy cant decide who explodes first.

    • @jax3967
      @jax3967 2 роки тому +693

      At this point Max0r has probably wired his brain into his computer

    • @cursedcat9557
      @cursedcat9557 2 роки тому +374

      Maybe a collab with a certain sheep vtuber would give him more motivation

  • @ArtHollow
    @ArtHollow 2 роки тому +3901

    Monsoon's words becoming unintelligible as the camera pans away to show how far away he is from Raiden is such a subtle but hilarious gag. Everything happens so quickly that I didn't catch it on my first watch-through.

    • @elans.8595
      @elans.8595 2 роки тому

      My name is moиsоои оf тhе sцssу iмроsтегs

    • @ArtHollow
      @ArtHollow 2 роки тому +47

      @L2_Neon Good point. It would have been more accurate of me to have said "increasingly unintelligible" if I was to use that adjective at all.

    • @IgnatianMystic
      @IgnatianMystic 2 роки тому +26

      "...WHAT??"

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 2 роки тому +7

      @RaidenTheCommando "What's does the 'I can haz cheezburger' cat have to do with this?"

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 2 роки тому +4

      @RaidenTheCommando I was wondering, would you happen to know what song played when the Metal Gear jumped out of the water at 3:15, would you?

  • @Zrystalyk
    @Zrystalyk 2 роки тому +3834

    I still couldn't believe the fact that Monsoon's dialogue was canon.

    • @nestorgamer9746
      @nestorgamer9746 2 роки тому +611

      Metal Gear was written on very strong drugs

    • @weatleevlogs2434
      @weatleevlogs2434 2 роки тому +617

      @@nestorgamer9746 and that drugs is nanomachines Son

    • @abrahamwijaya6631
      @abrahamwijaya6631 2 роки тому +305

      The meme, DNA of the soul

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 2 роки тому +32

      I would say it was from a darker time of video game making but its mostly all subjective anyway.

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 2 роки тому +286

      @@nestorgamer9746 no, Kojima just can't accept the fact that nobody uses "meme" in the original Dawkin definition and he won't let go

  • @cali4788
    @cali4788 Рік тому +24

    10:35 I got an ad for pokemon cards immediately after this. Comedy gold at it's finest.

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 2 роки тому +4230

    "My handler is a white woman."
    "Damn that's rough."
    "I will never eat peanut butter ever again."

    • @Donny0Boi
      @Donny0Boi 2 роки тому +325

      S tier dialogue

    • @kevinflaherty1
      @kevinflaherty1 2 роки тому +83

      Racist jokes are best jokes lmfao

    • @vanilla_lice
      @vanilla_lice 2 роки тому +364

      @@kevinflaherty1 no no no, BESTIALITY jokes are the best jokes

    • @ballsups
      @ballsups 2 роки тому +14

      its just the way white girls express themselves yeah

    • @Aleph3575
      @Aleph3575 2 роки тому +80

      I was looking to see if someone said something about that lmao.
      @Kevin Flaherty People like you are the reason why we have to explain jokes to people.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 2 роки тому +422

    The fact the cutting mechanics haven’t been used again in a game that I know of is honestly a tragedy.

    • @KiithSoban0
      @KiithSoban0 2 роки тому +60

      There's Hardspace: Shipbreaker where you use cutting mechanics to disassemble spaceships for recycling. It's not as cool but still pretty fun.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 2 роки тому +25

      I absolutely will add it in all games I can feasibly fit it into, after I learn how to code it.

    • @kayleblang5081
      @kayleblang5081 2 роки тому +9

      @@KiithSoban0 honestly unlimited battery for the laser and no cooldown would be such a fun gameplay setting for the game

    • @crafty_badger
      @crafty_badger 2 роки тому +1

      Funny thing is, it was (kinda) done way before in Blade of Darkness.

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 2 роки тому +3

      the best mechanics in video games just get ignored because developers either suck or just care about money (in which case why even try to make a masterpiece if people will just buy whatever). i am still waiting on a game to top red faction.

  • @NZSF150
    @NZSF150 2 роки тому +4781

    His voice is just deadpan enough, that it borders between "pouring emotion" and "couldn't give less of a fuck." It makes it 10x funnier than it already is, and I love it.

    • @SomeoneThatIsHappy
      @SomeoneThatIsHappy 2 роки тому +1

      Just waiting for some asshole to reply with "10 multiplied by 0 is still 0"

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 2 роки тому +130

      He has damn near the same voice as the Postal guy and I love it

    • @nowthatsedgyasfvck2556
      @nowthatsedgyasfvck2556 2 роки тому +38

      @@pqbdwmnu i regret nothing

    • @questionmark6020
      @questionmark6020 2 роки тому +37

      @@pqbdwmnuimagine hearing raiden say "hey there, would u like to sign my petition?"

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 2 роки тому +6

      he got that postal dude energy.

  • @theformalenderman7573
    @theformalenderman7573 Рік тому +33

    Why did i lose it at the 'Why is Bladewolf packing an entire bakery?'

  • @longphan7656
    @longphan7656 2 роки тому +1053

    The line “being cringe make me free” is surprisingly deep and have more than 1 layer to it.
    If based mean not caring about what other people think; then being cringe, knowing you are cringe but still do it anyway, and not caring about what other people think will still make you based by definition

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 2 роки тому +96

      *Based cringe*

    • @Leo-ok3uj
      @Leo-ok3uj 2 роки тому +91

      Its funny how “based” has been wrongly used for so long that “cringe” is becoming the new “based”

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 2 роки тому +32

      when you're so cringe you become based by definition

    • @thegrapethief5514
      @thegrapethief5514 2 роки тому +58

      I would rather live based and be called cringe than live cringe to be called based

    • @Leo-ok3uj
      @Leo-ok3uj 2 роки тому +9

      @@thegrapethief5514
      AMEN

  • @misterzonkier5524
    @misterzonkier5524 2 роки тому +847

    I’m gonna be honest with y’all. Max0r really knows how to get a crowd.

  • @Guccipoooch
    @Guccipoooch 2 роки тому +2901

    “That’s cringe, Jack” never ever heard a more inspiring line

    • @toastman7125
      @toastman7125 2 роки тому +101

      “And your setup is weak” an equally inspiring and insulting line

    • @theepiicgamer7999
      @theepiicgamer7999 2 роки тому

      Don't forget "Shut the fuck up and listen"

    • @ph-swaggg4552
      @ph-swaggg4552 2 роки тому

      "shut the f u c k up, and listen for a moment"

    • @koopaboy6661
      @koopaboy6661 2 роки тому +20

      “You can't even project yourself on to a building or a billboard.”

    • @noonetonoticedeluge
      @noonetonoticedeluge 2 роки тому +3

      @@koopaboy6661”All these comments and you still aren’t based”

  • @neocryst
    @neocryst Рік тому +35

    3:19 bro had me thinking that my computer fucked up again

  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  2 роки тому +7336

    my vidreo overy goode

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes 2 роки тому +6118

    Goddamn dude this was spectacular, just as relentless as the game itself

    • @mr.weirdness5970
      @mr.weirdness5970 2 роки тому +13

      Where the hell did you come from

    • @gomen-ne5460
      @gomen-ne5460 2 роки тому +10

      This is a surprise. but a welcomed one

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 роки тому +8

      Maxor: Calls Mistral a white woman and a dark skinned tomboy.
      She can't be both, fission mailed.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 2 роки тому +1

      @@carljohan9265 It's just a tan?

    • @Vmannetje1
      @Vmannetje1 2 роки тому +4

      Hey! I am a big fan of your content.

  • @YeetZmeN
    @YeetZmeN 2 роки тому +3639

    The delivery of _“Shut_ the fuck up” at 15:00 is godly.

    • @racosen3204
      @racosen3204 2 роки тому +343

      Same with “All this murder and you still aren’t BASED.”

    • @Rook725
      @Rook725 2 роки тому +178

      His entire speech is absolute gold

    • @raiderparty4565
      @raiderparty4565 2 роки тому +61

      It’s equivalent to Alfred Coleman’s speech from dark story

    • @squishykotetsu
      @squishykotetsu 2 роки тому +12

      real Sseth vibes in that line

    • @just_a_silly_boykisser
      @just_a_silly_boykisser 2 роки тому +17

      What he's doing fits it so well too.

  • @Sinhesthysia
    @Sinhesthysia 6 місяців тому +8

    First video of this channel I've ever seen and dudes earned my sub after less than a minute. That editing is nuts

  • @ThreeStrikesOfVoid
    @ThreeStrikesOfVoid 2 роки тому +3271

    7:13 “if you don’t know how to parry more than one attack it’s time to learn”
    One of my friends couldn’t get the hang of parrying to save his life, so he ended up just. Slide attacking into blade wolf for the whole battle, essentially kicking him to death. And it WORKED.

    • @sloanewalker42
      @sloanewalker42 2 роки тому +169

      Alright, good to know. I’ll keep that in mind if ever get my hands on the game and a device to play the game on.

    • @craignielsen6562
      @craignielsen6562 2 роки тому +205

      thats what i did lmao, monsoon fixed that problem real quick though

    • @ScoutScoutScoutScoutScout
      @ScoutScoutScoutScoutScout 2 роки тому +119

      @@craignielsen6562 you just didn't try to beat monsoon hard enough without parrying

    • @greenbros.3350
      @greenbros.3350 2 роки тому +53

      @@craignielsen6562 I learned how to parry at sam.

    • @kamikazechameleon3700
      @kamikazechameleon3700 2 роки тому +57

      @@greenbros.3350 your dodging must be on point

  • @federicobarreri7639
    @federicobarreri7639 2 роки тому +1050

    I love how Gianni Matragano, who also dubbed Lex Luthor in a Death Battle episode, was Armstrong's dubber in this. He's got a thing for ruthless businessmen/politicians.

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 Рік тому +46

      NO FUCKING WAY HE WAS LEX LUTHOR

    • @pokehybridtrainer
      @pokehybridtrainer Рік тому +34

      Man he's everywhere lately. Good stuff.

    • @fatcatis
      @fatcatis Рік тому +87

      ​@@pokehybridtrainer he's also been a GoPro-hating angel with a body pillow

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 Рік тому +32

      @@fatcatis
      It’s actually a Nikon

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +1

      ​@@fatcatis he's also in your prostate now

  • @Local_Insect
    @Local_Insect 2 роки тому +825

    Love how jack easily threw a giant robot into the sky but almost got his ass kicked by to police officers with batons

    • @tacoface5000
      @tacoface5000 2 роки тому +123

      He was emotionally compromised, OK?

    • @goodandfren3926
      @goodandfren3926 2 роки тому +137

      Well he was coping AND seething.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 2 роки тому +37

      That's what happens when you aren't a sigma male.

    • @ImDaRealBoi
      @ImDaRealBoi 2 роки тому +21

      Sam was fucking with raiden, like the sigma male he is

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 2 роки тому +11

      It’s a bit harder to punch back against a half blind puppy than a mugger in an alley

  • @Stickguy101
    @Stickguy101 10 місяців тому +7

    Bro I keep coming back to this video at least once every couple of months. I might even say that this Metal Gear Rising series is one of the greatest collections of videos to ever touch the internet. I FUCKING LOVE IT THANK YOU!!

  • @twored940
    @twored940 2 роки тому +465

    9:50 I love how the sombrero exchange is very much as it happens in game

  • @TsunamiRX
    @TsunamiRX 2 роки тому +381

    Ya know learning that the same guy who made Toon Town Online's soundtrack also did Metal Gear Rising is a fact that I cannot comprehend, I am now falling down into a pit of insanity that I cannot escape.
    Great video as always Max0r!

    • @benh3518
      @benh3518 2 роки тому +34

      There is only one solution to this.
      Put Metal Gear Rising music over Toontown bosses. Defeat the CFO while Red Sun is playing because of that damn invincible helmet.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 роки тому +31

      Sometimes I forget that Max0r has a functioning human brain and then he pulls out a fucking random fact like that and I lose my mind

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 роки тому +11

      The metal gear rising sound track is full of bangers.

  • @emetanti
    @emetanti 2 роки тому +424

    "This was groundbreaking stuff for the PS3"
    This is groundbreaking to this day because nobody has been insane enough to try and do it again far as im aware.

    • @lillalefur1146
      @lillalefur1146 2 роки тому +8

      Wii sports did with the cutting minigame! DEFINITELY on the same level

  • @CeeHoff
    @CeeHoff 9 місяців тому +9

    Mistral turning unnaturally fast to look at you is an underrated hilarious running gag

  • @ceast5273
    @ceast5273 2 роки тому +798

    "I'm about to level up, Jack. And, you look like just enough XP."
    This line needs more appreciation

    • @corktail7900
      @corktail7900 2 роки тому +25

      i saw this line on a targeted t-shirt once

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 2 роки тому +15

      Oh fuck he's useigsn bue4lts

    • @alicehiess6508
      @alicehiess6508 2 роки тому

      My favorite was the hand joke personally

    • @nicholaswilson1851
      @nicholaswilson1851 2 роки тому +6

      My favorite was ‘why does the government hog all of the good missiles’

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 2 роки тому

      that sound like something straight out of an MMO's voice chat maybe Maxor's was playing FF14 recently or something

  • @TheIshikawaRin
    @TheIshikawaRin 2 роки тому +2118

    Max0r trying not to laugh while saying "Bumcrack Osama" will never not make me lose it. I've watched this video 5 times.

    • @loganbelgin7650
      @loganbelgin7650 2 роки тому +50

      You've watched it 5 times? that's embarassingly low

    • @Harmonmj13
      @Harmonmj13 2 роки тому +36

      @@loganbelgin7650 I’ve watched it like 20 times at this point

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 2 роки тому +7

      @@Harmonmj13 20.1 beat that

    • @happyaccident874
      @happyaccident874 2 роки тому +4

      Rookie numbers , get those numbers up

    • @drewcrane6973
      @drewcrane6973 2 роки тому +2

      I am currently rewatching this and part 2 for the 30th time pls help.

  • @reedman0780
    @reedman0780 2 роки тому +681

    My tactic for the whole game was to literally just heavy slash everyone, even the civilians. I've found out that those attacks dont work on monsoon when it took me literally 20 goddamn minutes of me just slashing away without thinking and going monke brain with the music

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 2 роки тому +85

      Ah yes, the fight that forces you to learn other features

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 2 роки тому +33

      @@cestalia we need them to be the default boss style.

    • @DioZMio
      @DioZMio 2 роки тому +26

      Trust me, I just finished the Mistral/Monsoon/Sundowner fights on the highest difficulty without getting damaged (for achievements).
      After 100-200 resets during each Boss I almost went crazy (except Mistral but especially during the Monsoon Fight), because of my own stupidity and impatience.
      Most of the resets were within the first 3-5 seconds due the fact that the AI fucks with me very often, same goes for the Jetstream Sam fight (which I am currently working on).
      Man, the dude sometimes stops mid charge and goes full load after that. Makes me unable to predict and dodge or counter his attacks.
      And if I hadn't watched someone else doing those fights with certain gimmicks, I would still be struggling more than before.
      It's just so frustrating sometimes, when you've the boss on low hp, miss one counter/dodge and get hit.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 2 роки тому +12

      My tactic was... equipping medic suit to double the heals and praying.

    • @Sotergarm
      @Sotergarm 2 роки тому +4

      @@DioZMio Pro tip for Sam, you can skip fists by baiting the easiest attack to perfect-parry in the game twice in a row while in Ripper-mode, skipping the whole fight.

  • @tjforsythe97
    @tjforsythe97 2 місяці тому +5

    “I may be cringe, but that makes me free” is such a hard line

  • @ryanjameson8959
    @ryanjameson8959 2 роки тому +3981

    "The stupidest plot of any game since the last one"
    Accurate summary of every metal gear story

    • @thedanksoul
      @thedanksoul 2 роки тому +1

      no replies?

    • @Angel_alanis
      @Angel_alanis 2 роки тому

      @@thedanksoul only two

    • @pooposocko1478
      @pooposocko1478 2 роки тому +18

      @@thedanksoul well there's nothing else really to add. Homie was straight spittin. Oh and now three

    • @failingink4334
      @failingink4334 2 роки тому +1

      How about we make it 4?

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 2 роки тому +1

      @@failingink4334 *5

  • @tomapol5300
    @tomapol5300 2 роки тому +3722

    As funny as Monsoon's dialogue regarding 'memes' is in the current internet culture, I'd like to remind everyone that the word 'meme' comes from anthropology (around 1980) as a term to describe 'a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices', in a similar fashion to genes in biology.
    Still, 10/10 would meme again.

    • @q.parablesque5610
      @q.parablesque5610 2 роки тому +153

      Richard Dawkins coined the term in The Selfish Gene. He's an evolutionary biologist.

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 роки тому +300

      internet memes are to idea memes what viruses are to other forms of life

    • @ennigama9092
      @ennigama9092 2 роки тому +105

      @@BeefMeisterSupreme I hate that you're right, but I have no rebuttal.
      You, you win.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 роки тому +254

      I took an anthropology course this semester, and at one point my professor actually was talking about cultural vs. biological evolution. He eventually got to a point where he started talking about the definition of memes, and I swear to God, the instant that happened all I could hear in my head was “THE _MEMES_ JACK”

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter 2 роки тому +39

      just wait till we get the *NANO MACHINES SON*

  • @zutzutt6300
    @zutzutt6300 2 роки тому +1464

    "WHY DO OUR POLITICIANS HOG ALL THE GOOD MISSILES?!" is the best line in this vid

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 2 роки тому +43

      Politicians get all the good missiles because it makes the best headlines.

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 2 роки тому +2

      @@grandarkfang_1482 That and because only them can pay for it lol

    • @blazingbarreljay137
      @blazingbarreljay137 2 роки тому +5

      No the irony is the public pays for it

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 2 роки тому +2

      @@Hugo-yz1vb they pay for it with our taxes.

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 2 роки тому +1

      @@grandarkfang_1482 Exactly!

  • @lordfrogIII
    @lordfrogIII Рік тому +7

    I keep coming back to this one and it never bores

  • @Nyamhk_art
    @Nyamhk_art 2 роки тому +6362

    This man literally just revived a 9 year old game and its entire series in two shitposts and I can't get over that

    • @Stlth_p0x
      @Stlth_p0x 2 роки тому +594

      This game is a shitpost

    • @HealingVoice39
      @HealingVoice39 2 роки тому +503

      The games been alive for the past 9 years because memes

    • @zaakoarolikin1643
      @zaakoarolikin1643 2 роки тому +175

      You're also forgetting jimothy Ross that made a MGR video featuring Max0r

    • @greatspacegoat147
      @greatspacegoat147 2 роки тому +38

      He absolutely did. This guy is a God.

    • @zaakoarolikin1643
      @zaakoarolikin1643 2 роки тому

      @@Stlth_p0x my name is monsoon, of the shitposters initiative

  • @triplemonster9429
    @triplemonster9429 2 роки тому +1940

    The funny part is the “bisexual vampire” bit is not an exaggeration. That is legitimately who vamp is and what happens.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +137

      Can he stop time?

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 2 роки тому +52

      @@ALJ9000 Za Warudo

    • @SchizoWaffle
      @SchizoWaffle 2 роки тому +55

      Bisexual vampire? Why does that sound familiar

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 2 роки тому +24

      @@SchizoWaffle Castlevania maybe?

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 2 роки тому +68

      The thing is that he's not called Vamp because he's a vampire but mainly because he's bisexual

  • @JustPierre-01
    @JustPierre-01 2 роки тому +2480

    The one thing I love and hate about maxor's videos is everything he says about the game is actually ALL true (by perspective)

    • @speeddemonji9547
      @speeddemonji9547 2 роки тому +48

      Vergil wasn’t evading taxes 🤨

    • @thededdranter3233
      @thededdranter3233 2 роки тому +196

      ​@@speeddemonji9547 What are you talking about of course he was

    • @bisexual_enby5586
      @bisexual_enby5586 2 роки тому +158

      @@speeddemonji9547 he was avoiding child support and child support=taxes

    • @speeddemonji9547
      @speeddemonji9547 2 роки тому +35

      @@bisexual_enby5586 he was never ordered by a court to pay alimony by his son’s mother :padoruDefaultDance:
      He’s never been employed so why’s he gonna get taxed?

    • @bisexual_enby5586
      @bisexual_enby5586 2 роки тому +4

      @@speeddemonji9547 have you ever heard of a joke?

  • @thecottonladd
    @thecottonladd Рік тому +8

    MGR is the perfect example of gameplay first story later and I’m personally glad about it.

  • @Awesomesausages
    @Awesomesausages 2 роки тому +680

    The absurd and constant colouration effects on swords and sword-adjacent action is simply astonishing - and that's only a small portion of the insane masterpiece here. Unbelievable. My brain is on fire.

  • @MugzyPalana
    @MugzyPalana 2 роки тому +4104

    "But my handler is a white woman"
    "Damn"
    "I will never eat peanut butter ever again"
    What did they do to blade wolf

    • @TiernanHousman
      @TiernanHousman Рік тому +326

      It's better we don't know.

    • @nielsjensen4185
      @nielsjensen4185 Рік тому +326

      Made him eat peanut butter. Though I strongly doubt it was from a jar, perhaps a box :p

    • @Mirro18
      @Mirro18 Рік тому +202

      Nothing that the furries wouldn't do to him afterwards

    • @thunderhawk-xf2ij
      @thunderhawk-xf2ij Рік тому

      @@nielsjensen4185 or from her vagina

    • @thunderhawk-xf2ij
      @thunderhawk-xf2ij Рік тому +63

      Oh God I regret saying that

  • @archrp7868
    @archrp7868 Рік тому +1138

    When the Russian dude blows himself up it just reminds me of that one fucking twitter post of a grandpa or some shit saying “my greatest fear is my grandson billy being kidnapped, he lives on 5th in the apartment complex, 3rd floor, room 420, leaves the door unlocked, cant miss it”

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Рік тому +10

      i hope it is satire

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@UH-60_BlackhawkIt's room 420, yes, it's satire.

  • @dor477
    @dor477 Місяць тому +2

    This 2 part summary needs to be in the yt hall of fame

  • @SkylightCiel
    @SkylightCiel 2 роки тому +2914

    With how often people quote this video you would think it's a lot older than it is. It's so surprising to me how new this is. I feel like I've been seeing reposts of this for like years.

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 2 роки тому +223

      It’s like the backrooms, I swear this came out like 6 years ago

    • @Justaplebxd1998
      @Justaplebxd1998 2 роки тому +14

      that make two of us

    • @HiroyaFujimiya
      @HiroyaFujimiya 2 роки тому +89

      It began with NANOMACHINE,SON! meme 9 years ago; this game still alive even to this day.

    • @Sephini
      @Sephini 2 роки тому +75

      People are even already re-quoting it without knowing it's from this video.

    • @montypython5521
      @montypython5521 2 роки тому +3

      @@O.Reagano the backrooms are old though

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 2 роки тому +224

    I love how Jetstream Sam is toying with you and making it look easy, then it's revealed he's almost all human and his DLC missions are much harder. Implying that he's actually an underdog and he merely got gud.

    • @Amodelsino
      @Amodelsino 2 роки тому +35

      To be fair to Raiden though the one part of him that wasn't was the arm he was swinging his sword with. That was way higher grade than the old style cyborg body Raiden was using at that point.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 роки тому +22

      Having a weakness/limitation is actually something that can make you stronger, as counter intuitive as it sounds.

    • @sulthanarya3281
      @sulthanarya3281 2 роки тому +10

      I mean Kojima on twitter flat out said that Sam could win againts Armstrong if he just stay out his range and waiting him to run out his Nanomachines energy.

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 2 роки тому +5

      Sam's armor does provide a bit of extra strength and speed, but not anywhere near even Raiden's old body.

    • @jekstter
      @jekstter 2 роки тому +5

      @@demonicloaf2100 yeah its similar to solidus’ power suit from mgs2

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 2 роки тому +630

    “The soldiers of the future are fueled by Gatorade.”
    Goddammit that’s so accurate and I love it

    • @luigimario3579
      @luigimario3579 2 роки тому +16

      If those electrolytes are what plants crave, then why wouldn’t they be good enough for hypothetical super-soldiers?

    • @THEEND4444
      @THEEND4444 2 роки тому +4

      @@luigimario3579 Idiocracy, nice

  • @bread8775
    @bread8775 2 місяці тому +2

    Jesus Max, this editing is turning my brain into Crème Brulée.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 2 роки тому +688

    Max0r needs a medal for this editing, followed by professional help.

  • @Redaction1212
    @Redaction1212 2 роки тому +559

    I am convinced Max's only motivation to keep going is to get a Collab with watame and if it happens he will return to his home planet due to completing his mission

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 роки тому +15

      what the fuckl is a watame

    • @davlos8138
      @davlos8138 2 роки тому +19

      @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan ua-cam.com/channels/qm3BQLlJfvkTsX_hvm0UmA.html

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому +974

    Monsoon is the ultimate: "that's a 19+6 so 25 for a hit" "That's a miss" build. Who needs a dodge roll when you can just escape being hurt by being in 25 places at once?

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 роки тому +58

      Bladesinger Wizard/Arcane Trickster Rogue/Armorer Artificer

    • @sketchingchan
      @sketchingchan 2 роки тому +34

      @@demi-femme4821 d. do you speak from experience,

    • @alexwolfe
      @alexwolfe 2 роки тому +33

      @@sketchingchan is that fear, it should be

    • @kirbymaster7491
      @kirbymaster7491 2 роки тому +17

      Now I've been reminded that there's a game with armor that lets you dodge critical hits by relocating your organs outside of your body
      Exalted is weird

    • @harryreynolds3057
      @harryreynolds3057 2 роки тому +13

      @@demi-femme4821 I remember the good old days when a warforged got its AC as something like 15 + proficiency before a heavy nerf. I made a paladin who got 24 AC without any spells or magic items. Could have been optimised more if I multi classed but I couldn't be bothered at that point. Fun times.

  • @IGuyAF
    @IGuyAF 7 місяців тому +5

    Never had I expected to hear the phrase “Jihadist Bakugan”, but here I am

  • @demoliman
    @demoliman Рік тому +662

    “Cope and seethe, Jack.” I swear to god If Sam was voice acted by any other person with a different voice I wouldn’t laugh to every single piece of dialogue coming from this mans mouth.

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 5 місяців тому +3

      *Brazilian Charisma*

    • @kalebgamez808
      @kalebgamez808 4 місяці тому

      He is the weakest Brazilian male

  • @SimplyDuker
    @SimplyDuker 2 роки тому +1461

    10:30 Love how Maxor couldn't hold in the laughter and briefly broke his character.

    • @albersonic11
      @albersonic11 2 роки тому +58

      More like "like, comment and survive"

    • @thunderchungus9971
      @thunderchungus9971 2 роки тому +19

      @@albersonic11 thing is kojima didn't even write this one

    • @CPUSublimeHeart
      @CPUSublimeHeart 2 роки тому +11

      @@thunderchungus9971 he did partially, but couldn’t meet his deadline and handed over MGR to platinum games

    • @co7769
      @co7769 2 роки тому +5

      He also loses it when he mentions Russia

    • @arsenelupin530
      @arsenelupin530 2 роки тому +1

      he almost cracked he when said "Bumcrack Osama"

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 2 роки тому +520

    "Perhaps, I am cringe, but that... Makes me Free." is one hell of a raw quote if I've ever heard one.

    • @sussygussy5457
      @sussygussy5457 2 роки тому +31

      “That’s sus 📮.”

    • @RainbowBuster
      @RainbowBuster 2 роки тому +11

      @@sussygussy5457 “DOKTOR! TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS!”

    • @madmicro15
      @madmicro15 2 роки тому +8

      @@RainbowBuster “But Raiden, you will lose subscriber.”

    • @RainbowBuster
      @RainbowBuster 2 роки тому +6

      @@madmicro15 “DO IT!”

    • @markfunko8421
      @markfunko8421 2 роки тому +6

      @@RainbowBuster "I WAS FUCKING JOKING WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!"

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Рік тому +9

    This is the reason I described Maxor as a professionally researched YTP.

  • @et1033
    @et1033 2 роки тому +240

    The content creator that specializes in sensory overload is finally covering the game that is designed around sensory overload.
    Fuck yeah, it's awesome!

  • @saucy4817
    @saucy4817 2 роки тому +548

    “Oh my god, it’s a smash tournament. I have to stop it.”
    That fucking killed me lmaooooooo

    • @Sax4565
      @Sax4565 2 роки тому +8

      I was searching for this comment, I exploded when I got the joke ahahaha

    • @flallana18
      @flallana18 2 роки тому +9

      10:44

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому

      rip saucy😔
      Cause of death: the funni

  • @denisserebrof4048
    @denisserebrof4048 Рік тому +4099

    Looking back to timeline, Max0r is the one who started a new wave of mgr memes and similar content. Even "standing here" in hitting senator scene was firstly used here. I guess you can honorably tell that you spreaded mgr worldwide.

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому +391

      Arguably it was still a rather popular niche game even before Maxor videos. Though I'll admit it flew under my radar too until I saw this video.
      Then from there you got the revengence status videos and the Raiden vs Armstrong speech meme. It's like it came back from being a niche with a revenge and a vengence.

    • @denisserebrof4048
      @denisserebrof4048 Рік тому +208

      @@Johnnyupside I'm telling about new present wave. Of course, mgr was quite popular even before this video, but memes were different. "Nanomachines, son"

    • @sionantara370
      @sionantara370 Рік тому +84

      Hate to be that guy but the standing here memes are older than this video actually

    • @donk6790
      @donk6790 Рік тому +30

      @@Johnnyupside with, perhaps, a revengeance?

    • @jaspalsarkaria7281
      @jaspalsarkaria7281 Рік тому +56

      He also created I love minors and Sam’s STFU. Top quality memes

  • @tcrommert
    @tcrommert Місяць тому +2

    I wasnt even a minute into this video and legit got a nosebleed, you know you are in for some good shit