Meet the Sandwich
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- Опубліковано 18 січ 2009
- Name: Sandvich
Role: Edible Device
Weapons: Toothpick
He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE! - Розваги
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"You call that breaking my spine!?" is the quintessential Soldier statement. It tells you everything you need about him, and I love it.
"You little pussies from team red don't even know how to break a sp-
OOWW MY SPINE!!!"
I’m the 1000th like!!
Soldier is god like apparently
You RED team ladies wouldn’t know how to break spine even if- AGHHHHH!!!!!! MY SPINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soldier's Voice Actor passed away recently. Thank you for all the laughs Rick May
“He punched out all my blood!” -Scout 2009
OH GOD OMG OMG OM.. ded
I reference this a lot
Ow, You called BREAKING my spine, you RED team ladies don't even know how to break a if - AAAH MY SPINE!
@@nickglextras "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! Then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honor!" Red Soldier says to Blue Soldier's dead body
Nice SAS3 pfp
“He punched out all my blood!”
“You call that breaking my spine?”
Man these guys are durable.
"You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if your m-"
"AHHH MY SPINE!!"
I always heard "he punched a hole in my blood" which, while I was mistaken, would be more impressive
They have the respawn technology anyway
@@mackyrulez756 “It’s eternity in there…”
How can those guys still talk
The sheer recoil from Heavy breaking soldier's spine kills me everytime
nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai?
jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasaretsuzakete
shiranai wa mawari no koto nado watashi wa watashii sore dake
Yume miteru? Nani mo mitenai? kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba
kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no.
Tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru
konna jibun ni mirai wa aru no? konna sekai ni watashi wa iru no?
ima setsunai no? ima kanashii no? jibun no koto mo wakaranai mama
ayumu koto sae tsukareru dake yo hito no koto nado shiri mo shinai wa
konna watashi mo kawareru no nara moshi kawareru no nara shiro ni naru
nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai?
jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasaretsuzukete
shiranai wa mawari no koto nado watashi wa watashi sore dake
yume miteru? nani mo mitenai? kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba
kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no
tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru
anata no koto mo watashi no koto mo subete no koto mo mada shiranai no
omoi mabuta wo aketa no naraba subete kowasu no nara kuro ni nare
@@lolihavenoname what?
@@lolihavenonameno, we’re talking about a sandvich, not an apple
touhou hijack lol
He couldn’t break soldiers spine,so he removed it and threw it towards the fridge
Missed opportunity to call this "Meat the Sandvich."
-1/10
@@francis32025 bruh
I appreciate this
@Francisco Jara Bruh
You can always use inspect element
Fun fact, Rick May improvised his lines
It blows my mind that he improvised it~
That explains "stop right where you are!"
hmhm i wonder why i didn't hear this before he died
saucy boy I heard it as “stop right where you are”
RIP Rick May though...
The fact you can see the blood on the floor after he breaks soldiers spine and how scout screamed at a horrifying high pitch and we got to see up close what sandvich is made out of
Image if, instead of Heavy eating the Sandvich in Dustbowl, he puts the Sandvich back in the refrigerator, the blood on the floor is half gone, and we see a red liquid on the Sandvich. Diagram can have Ketchup added to it, too.
i absolutely love how scout isnt screaming about the fact all of his blood is gone
He was too busy trying to comprehend the sheer nonsense that just happened to feel pain for it
Scout (thinking): "How did he do that, why am i alive my lod aghag4raghsdegasgBVqwR ENGLISJH SOIUAGHEWI7O8SUHt (w#t*&yse&jfg)*$#%^)@#%*!#)%!#$%!%|}{!#:%|}!{"#?|}{!#>^}|{>!#|}&^pm
So this is the Spy head's perspective?
LethalBacon probably.... idk
LethalBacon
Possible!
Retroactively, yes
That random dude well. How did it even get there in the first place?
Memeh Manh Watch meet the Medic
Plot Twist: it's the sandwich that's punching everyone's blood out
Sandvich*
Need to have a V instead of a W. Sandvich, not sandwich.
Ah yes. The sandvich is the ultimate weapon
The sandvich is my favorite thing in tf2
Sandvich
666 likes...
I was inspired by the heavy sandvich and decided to make it bougie. My signature sandvich goes like this:
-Two slices of white bread, toasted
-Two slices each of ham, turkey, and hard salami, optionally add two strips bacon
-One slice swiss or pepper jack
-Aioli made from mayo, lemon juice, worcestershire, crushed garlic cloves, and italian seasoning. May also add a touch of olive oil.
-Sliced tomato, seasoned with salt and pepper
-Chopped romaine lettuce
-Spicy brown mustard
1. Crisp meats in air fryer at 400 for 6-7 minutes, or sear in pan.
2. Toast bread and slice tomatoes and lettuce while meat is searing. Spread toast with aioli.
3. Place seared meat on bread and top with cheese. Give it a few seconds to get a little melty.
4. Top with lettuce first, then tomato slices. Season tomato slices with salt and pepper if you didn't do it already.
5. Drizzle spicy brown mustard and top with remaining bread. Cut diagonally (the only way to cut a sandvich). Enjoy.
Bro it disabled my melee weapon for 30 seconds
that sounds delicious
Dude, it only allowed me to Pootis Pow for a minute before allowing me to use weapons again
“You call that breaking my spine”
Gets me every time
Also solider: OW MY SPINE!!!
Scientists: "It's impossible to 'punch' a body of liquid, it simply cannot be done!"
Heavy, intellectual:
For a dead joke, this was not bad.
*H-HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD*
So that’s what happens if you have a PhD
O B S E R V E
Now what about a non-newtonian fluid?
MY BLOOD HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD *ali theme plays*
Lol
So many likes, so little comments
@@thebootlegexecutioner1797 and so little time
Yes
[Two slices of the Sandvich are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Red Shed beer]
["Meet the Sandvich" text appears]
[Cut back to the Sandviches]
Heavy: [Groans repeatedly]
Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"
Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
[The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door]
Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"
Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"
Heavy: [Eats sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..."
Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."
Scout: [Stuttering]"H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"
[The Heavy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]
Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"
[Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly]
Heavy: "Ahahahaha!"
[Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, presumably the Scout's blood]
Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"
[More thuds are heard.]
Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."
[A thud and a snap is heard]
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]
Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"
[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich]
[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich while casually observing a battle unfold]
Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
Delicious...
"MY BLOOD HE PUNCHED ALL MY BLOOD OUT" best line
"he punched out all my blood"
*how the hell you still alive*
Because tf2
Because yes.
One word: medic.
@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar didn't that say dead runner lol
you can live without blood for... a *little* bit.
Happy ten years, you essential healing item
You are a sinner
Cant live without the sandvich
@@ifeelverydead9180 you are a dinner
for me its 11
@@superluckyandroid9449 you are a weew
Guys, The sandvich is now 14 YEARS OLD! Hopefully Rick may is still teleporting more bread for heavy in heaven, Oh and scout probably needs blood transfusions, Happy Birthday Sandvich.
nah just soak up the blood and dump it back in
transfusions are too time consuming anyway
damn what kinda preservatives are in there
this reminded me of that one guard's death from black mesa
Teacher: no eating in class
The kids in the back row: 0:51
Epic
Seeing what's happening in the background it must be an American School
@@GoldMite bro that shit was like from a year ago
@@GoldMite last time we had a school shooting it was in August, and before that was January
Lol
Scout: Boston
Engineer: Texas
Soldier: USA
Sniper: Australia
Spy: France
Heavy: Russia
Demoman: Scotland
Medic: Germany
Pyro: Pyroland
Sandvich: Fridge
Wait I thought Sniper was New Zealand
hotel: trivago
Correction:
Pyro: hell
@@lordbutnit4450 He was born in New Zealand but he grew up in Australia.
Pyro is albanian
this was released the day i was born
excellent timing
The sandwich is a true hero
It had to live in harsh cold weather
It made people stronger
And it “died” on the battlefield
Fun fact: the reason soldier can bend his back to touch his pelvis In game is because heavy broke it
doesn't a broken back kill someone?
Not in Tf2 it doesn't
@@gamerstheater1187 broken spines don’t kill people
@@gamerstheater1187 ever heard of cripples?
@@autumnfire1490 I believe it does because the spine is attached to the brain
Blizzard: we have the best class trailers!
Valve: Hold my Sandvich.
Sherlock Holmes lol
Valve: Lol buy a new case
Hold my sandvich
Supa Player N O M!
*hold by sandvich
0:43 I can only imagine the chaos that would cause a grown man to scream like this. Always makes me laugh
"You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spin- AHHH!! MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"
That was the first line of Soldier's voice that made me laugh and love him so much. Thanks for everything Rick May, rest in peace.
Does he even know what a spine is from the expiration date it makes him look like a 5 year old trapped in a 40 year old's body
@@hutki_shira he knows what a spine is
@@hutki_shira from that line i think hes blue soldier, a more serious version
Heard that as soon as I read this comment
@hutki_shira Yes, he is a silly boy trapped in the body of a silly old war lad
Rest in peace Rick May, Soldier's voice actor.
He supposedly improvised all his lines in this video.
You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
He really knew how to become the character.
The lines he was given were just some lyrics for a song if I remember correctly.
Yeah
May he crocket jump to heaven
You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spi-
AHH MY SPINE!!
This never gets stale.
Neither does the sandvich
Healing in overwatch: normal healing
Healing in tf2: sandvich
Mhm yes *S A N D V I C H*
Sandvich make me strong.
What was that, sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea! Hahahahahahaha!
Why are you running? It's just ham.
Saaaandvich and me come to beeeat your aaarse.
Moist and delicious... Hahaha.
Zat vas delicious!
Kill them all! Hahaha!
Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!
I am full of sandvich... and I am coming for you!
Sandvich and I are coming for you!
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards
Saww-ndvich, sandvich!
Me and my... sandvich.
Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!
You are a loose canon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
Run from the sandvich!
Bologna! Hahahaha!
- And more terrifying lines to hear as a 300hp beast of a class turns a corner on your puny 125 hp scout ass
Tell me what overwatch has
using lasers and magic to heal, ah yes N O R M A L H E A L I N G
*Sandvich makes me strooong*
So creative...
“Dude calm down, going to the cafeteria isn’t that bad”
The cafeteria:
First reply
Second reply
my reply
your reply
OUR reply
0:50
the school principal watching the school recess
0:40 that is genuinely one of the most horrific sounds ever
Philosopher: You know that food can’t heal others in real life...
Sandvich:
“So what you’re saying us I can hurt people”
No.
“Then I can help people hurt people?”
Eh...
“Works for me”
Sandwich : HAHA Samwich go heal
Hahah
Minecraft: pathetic
nooooo it’s sandvvhich or
sand\/\/hich
0:36 You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a *spine if-* AGH *MYYY SPIIIIINE!!!*
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!*
I mean he kinda asked for it
Zachary Jorgensen AAAAAAAAA
@@felipecosta-kv2fx (Meet the Sandvich title)
*blu scout screaming like a little bitch*
0:36 "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a- AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fact *that this line was improvised* and the sheer fucking recoil gets me everytime, RIP Rick May, what a dude
0:31 "My blood! He punched out _all_ my blood!"
This is from the perspective of the BLU Spy's head. This is the same fridge where the Mega Baboon heart was.
Alex omg
Mind blown
Alex Dear God...
Dude you just blew my mind
Sorry to disappoint ya but it's definetely not the same fridge
This was during a time when the game was receiving constant updates.
This game has been and always will be a true work of art from Valve. Love this game :')
Oh hello, Dan. Are you here to ride the TF2 Nostalgia Express, as well?
@Matix 777 tf2 is shit now??
@@abandonedaccountlel7605 rip....
@@abandonedaccountlel7605 they fixed the invisible heavy exploit which was quite game breaking like last week
@@qwertyki9367 and no its not shit
"He punched out all my blood!"
"You call that breaking my spine!"
Perfection!!
Absolute classic. I love these videos.
this is possibly the most gruesome meet the team video...
you mean meat
otherwise, you'd be right.
Nicholas Capucci I guess so lol
+BlockSquad1000 No the meet the medic one was worse.
I honestly didn't find that one that bad… Though I will admit that the pile of dead soldiers was kinda disturbing.
***** For me it was the fact he exploded a heart then he ripped out a rib from heavy's rib cage.
Overwatch: Here is out over the top scene showing our new character with bright neon colors.
Valve: This is a sandwich.
Dear god...
@@capitalistgoose7501 There's more...
@@MRDarkman No...
Sandvich*
@@capitalistgoose7501 it contains the dying wish of everyone here
Me just enjoying a protein bar at lunch while some dudes fight
0:51
we have the right idea lol
Good old days
A little fact for anyone who didn't know, Rick May, aka the voice actor for Soldier, improvised all of his lines in this video.
Not only was he a master with his craft, he was also a comedic genius. May he rest in peace.
Thank you Rick May - fly high Rocket Man
"You were good son, real good."
"Maybe even the best."
*MY SPINE!!*
You call that *B R E A K I N G M Y S P I N E?*
He wasn’t maybe the best
He was the best
Who else mains Sandwich?
Sandvich make whole team strong!
Mr. Raccoon me the fuck it the ultimate character
Me, the team is worthless without the sandvich
Me
me
I love Soldier's trash talk at the end saying "RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine!"
“you call that breaking my spine?” exactly 4 seconds later *”AAAGGGGHHHHHH MY SPIIIIINNEEEEE”*
Valve can give more personality to a sandwich in a minute than disney to the main character in 3 movies
@@rjharmonproductions What are you talking about? Lightning has a lot of personality in development in the first movie alone (I'm not rewatching 2 to check how well they kept him intact).
I'd say probably Elsa, but she had two movies instead of three.
@@rjharmonproductionsI think he’s talking about the Sequel Trilogy. Calling Rey a character is a stretch, though.
Sad thing its not even a joke. Rey is that bad of a character. She's not even one
They sure can.
I know that this was making fun of the sequels lmfaooooo
MY BLOOD HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD
my favorite part
crannnie butt Deserves a Red vs Blue reference.
"That doesn't seem physically possible!!!"
NickySHedgehog16 A red vs blue reference?
my life is complete
NickySHedgehog16 "That's exactly what Jimmy was sayin'."
Jynkt Jimmy: “That doesn’t seem physically possible! Yeeh-eah-eeh!”
“He punched out ALL my blood!”
The sound of a mann who uses the Boston Basher
This implies the Sandvich is sentient, and can speak to Heavy with Telepathy
valve: the heavy needs something to use for healing
some guy in the meeting: *eating a sandwich loudly*
valve: YES IT'S PERFECT
*sandvich*
@@weirdidiot4616 sandbitch
What’s funny is that, this is probably how it actually happened in the board room 😂😂
actual valve and valve talkin here aye
@@dryluckycharms6180
Sandstitch
I like how the ending is basically a recreation of the ending of Meet the Heavy.
I'm pretty sure they copied the whole thing over and just replaced the Heavy.
Yeah would be pretty easy to do since it was animated in sfm
The funny part is that all the people still die without him shooting, which means he never actually killed anyone in the original.
13 years and this entire series of “Meet The Team” is still entertaining as fuck
Why did this get recommended to me...? Now? 13 years later?
The Sandvich, aka the weapon that created a harmless subspecies of Heavies known as "Hoovies".
The Sandvich has a weapon it self, the toothpick.
Thank the desc.
"harmless"
Or, known as idiotic people who refuses to play in friendly servers and spoils casual matches.
Ironically, the trailer shows heavy being the opposite of harmless when using sandvich
Pootis
0:36 the termination of scp 096
Yea the termination of scp 096
?
Blinking!
I Firmly Dislike Everything wrong scp
@@gr2xx I was assuming the termination they were referring to was the one with 173 involved
truly a story that defines many generations
0:50
Battle going on
Heavy: "Interesting, interesting"
That sandvich could never lettuce down
Omg That was...weirdly funny XD
we could always bread on it...
OH SHUT THE FUCKU
@@meannush7552 HA!!
@@meannush7552 you could always lettuce say more...
Okay legit the Sandvich looks amazing, that's one of the Gaming foods I'd love to eat
What about the cake from portal?
the best part is you can make it in like 5 minutes if you have the ingredients
it's hella tasty, made one myself and it's pretty much the best sandwich i have ever eaten
@Vidal Zavala III I actually remade the cake from portal lol
Agreed
Right
The sandvich is the best class in TF2
Out of all the characters, the sandvich is my absolute favorite.
Should have been called "Meat the Sandvich"
Lol
LOL
Dunking the Pun King.
god damn it barb.
that's wat I was thinking
I like how the sandvich doesn't even increase your attack or defense it just heals your health lol
In Heavy, getting full healed is more than enough to sweep out an entire team (and since this situation is a mostly melee fight, well, lets just say no one but him will have the upper hand... fist)
Well, the Buffalo Steak Sandvich buffs Heavy with mini-crits, so there’s that.
Oddly enough on others only medium health kit unless say a weapon like the backscratcher
Seems / my headcanon is they remove bits of it like the olive or tomatoes. That or they don't finish it 100%
Every single line in this is beautiful
"You call that breaking my spine?" If I ever break my spine that will be my response.
Are we going to talk about how the room they were in *shook* after Soldiers Spine was broken? Heavy must have created a sonic boom
I think it was just the fridge
Bane, eat your heart out
Sandvich make heavy strong
Wouldn't the bottles shatter
Like a Guile sonic boom?
0:07 The “Copyright LOLOLOL” in this video is replaced by “Copyright OMNOMNOM”
Lol
The details in theses shorts!
cant trust you bro
How can i trust you though
Fake
“You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spin- AHHHH MY SPINE!!” - Meet the Sandwich
Doctor: alright! Your spine is fully patched up!
*Card Declines*
Doctor: 0:40
God damn. XD
Underrated comment
Medic taught him how to lose your medical license
10 years later and that Sandvich is still fresh 'n deliciously violent!
also "COPYRIGHT OMNOMNOM"
"moist and delicious!"
NOMNOM
The Key to Victory and a Delicious Lunch
"You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a sPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
AUUUU MY SPIIINE!
@@vaudvillevillain_ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIEEEEHHHHH!
Sounds of death and destruction
Spy? Where?
*OW MY SPINE*
really perfect these beautiful phrases said by sanduic
0:32 "He punched out all my blood!" *ultrakill music starts playing*
"Copyright omnomnom"
i see you valve 😂
where?
+Echo 0:07 the small text near team fortress 2.
Don't forget
"Copyright LOLOLOL"
I always laughed at these 'Meet the' videos at the start. I didnt like Copyright omnomnom. Why cant we have Copyright LOLOLOL
0:36
Scout: (Girly screams of agony)
Soldier: *"YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE-"*
@Darth S the Pyro main hm wonder where Pauling is...
@Darth S the Pyro main uh oh
OH MY SPINE!!!!
@@samuraiturtle.2637 *AAAAAAAAAAAA*
@@thatradioboy ಠ_ಠ
This has to be the funniest description for a video i have ever seen
Scout: "MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT- ALL MY BLOOD!"
You call that breaking a spine?
5 seconds later
AHHHHH MY SPINE!!!
that was funny you call that breaking my spine
actually
you call that breaking my spine?
4 seconds later...
AHH MY SPINE!!!
Shazal Farooq lol
Thats creepy
you call that breaking my spine? you red team ladies wouldnt know how to break a spine if- AHHH MY SPIIIIINE!!!!
moms: oh don't worry the kids are just playing
the kids:
One kid: YOU CALL IT BREAKING MY SPINE?!?!
"HE- HE PUT A HOLE IN MY BLOOD!"
I-my blood!He punched out all my blood!
The reason that boys have shorter lifes
it has been almost 13 years and these video's never get old
This video taught me how to make a legit good sandwich ngl
You guys at Valve got bored, one night, didn't you?
I'm like, 85 percent sure that's what happened
Fun fact, the original script for this video got lost, so like 80% of it, if not all, is just pure improvisation from the voice actors.
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You Red Team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if - AAAAH My spine!"
AAAAAAAAAAH
+James Landon *you read team ladies.
Rudevald Thats wrong
Rudevald *red
*insert girly scream and sound of blood spilling out*
2009: Meet the Sandvich.
2022: "Where is Sandvich?!"
I LOVE THIS IS THE ONLY OVER THIG IN TF2 THAT JUST AMZING
"You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spi- AH! MY SPINE!" LOL!
You punched out ALL my blood!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I would hate to see it lol
Lol is right
leongtaevil24 HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!
00:35 My all-time favorite Soldier line.
Poor blu solider.It was a pity for him
They made a joke about it in meet the pyro watch until after the tf2 logo plays
you call that breaking my spine you red team ladies don't know how to break a spin-AHHH MY SPINE
-Take 2 slices of bread
-spread mayo or butter on both of the breads
-put on swiss cheese, lettuce, a slice of tomato and bacons on the bread in your prefered order
-close it with the other slice of bread
-put toothpicks with olive inside the sandwich to make it easier to cut and eat
-cut the sandwich in triangles
-Meet The Sandvich
eyvallah
I love how the just called it *edible device*
Soldier: You called that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine... OW my spine!
Scout: *Screams like a girl*
XD
*DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DUN*
Mind*
Heavy: copyright lolololol
Sandwich:
Copyright
_omnomnomnom_
Killer queen has already touched that sandvich
Madd Labs makes sense
I just now noticed that lmao
@@maddlabs2148 (from Diamond is Unbreakable Retold,) [serious voice] Deadly Queen has already left its mark on the [cheery] sandwich! [it gets completely f*tf2_frying_pan_noise_mp3*ing destroyed as the Killer beat drops swiftly.]
Timeless comedy, the thing I love the most about team fortress
I love how it’s not explained what even happened, chaos immediately endues after he takes the sandwich
RIP Rick May, voice of The Soldier.
Damn you, COVID-19.
No, no, no
Fuck you, COVID-19
CUSS OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD!
wait seriously
You are bad, COVID-19. Maybe even the worst.
@@meowmyr "Maybe even the worst" I think ur brain is damaged