"Meat and poultry" is a food group on the FDA food pyramid in America. It classifies meat from mammals, fish, and birds as different things, for some reason. It doesn't mean the sandwich has poultry. That's just the name of the group.
1:14 I know it just looks like ham, but also one of the lines when he eats the sandwich is “bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny babies” so there might also be baloney in the sandwich
i would guess the sandvich actually has bologna in it! to be more precise: "докторская колбаса", a very common type of soviet lunch meat similar to bologna. quite tasty too, especially with bread. it fits considering the heavy is, well, russian. source: i'm russian :D
I love that people watched this video :) feels refreshing to post something that isn’t reddit related lol I‘ll be making more Yes yes, jarate and mad milk too 🥛
@@_G.C first of all, he’s cutting across the wrong axis, which basically means all the stuff in the centre will fall out. Secondly, he starts by cutting it in half, which would make a perfect flat surface to cut through the correct axis, but then he proceeds to cut through the same axis by holding it up on it’s edge, which as he implies, isn’t very safe. Look at his fingers at 0:32, perfectly positioned to be sliced off in the event that the knife slips. He also makes a pretty big deal of getting rid of the stems. Imo the simplest way to do it is to slice the whole thing across its vertical axis and get rid of the first slice with the stem on it. Ps. Why has my life come to this point, where i’m breaking down tomato cutting technique on a 2 minute youtube video
@@_G.C na when you cut it vertically you’re creating a cross section which has the solid branches in it, there’s at least a better chance it’ll stay in tact, and if it doesn’t it’ll at least have some of the solid centre in it. The way he does it, you’re going to have slices that are just donuts with goo in the middle, like the one on the left at 0:35, and some slices that are just completely solid.
I followed this step by step and it was probably one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever had but that’s probably because I don’t eat sandwiches that often
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV I also had to look it up, no thanks to the coward who wanted to fly in and say absolute nonsense while being uppity that he was asked to explain the very thing he introduced to the conversation. GERD is evidently "Gastro-esophageal Reflux Disease" and is characterized by... Frequent acid reflux, aka heartburn
i would've used a mix of ham and balogna because of the in game voice lives after eating the sandvich, "don't run, it's just ham!!" and "balogna is perfect fuel for killing cowards!"
a sharper knife is also more cleaner if you cut yourself, meaning it would (correct me if I’m wrong) heal quicker and has a smaller chance of getting infected
In fact, Russians simply cut off a slice of regular bread and add bologna or cheese. We call it a "buterbrod" (бутерброд). And it’s even better to eat them upside down, because that’s what Matroskin the cat advised
My best friend taught me to play TF2 and now we play it all of the time, when he came over for lunch, I made him the sandvich from this tutorial and he frickin loved it! Omn nomn omn omn nomn
Man, that looks absolutely delicious. Nothing too fancy, basic and good looking. I would absolutely eat that. Also, I think this is the only food item where youre allowed to make noises while eating.
If I had to guess, the reason the sandwich mentions poultry is because bologna, one of the most popular deli meats in the US, typically is a mixture of beef, pork, and/or chicken. I could be totally wrong, tho
I should note that the Sandvich almost certainly has no poultry in it. It's likely a reference to the food pyramid which lumps Meat and Poultry together, along with eggs, nuts, and fish.
1:45 you're supposed to put the toothpicks in before you cut the sandwich so it doesn't fall apart or get damaged by being held down by your hand while cutting
tip from a culinary student for not giving your fingers an impromptu surgery! hold the knife by the base of the blade by pinching it between your thumb and the side of your pointer finger, wrapping the rest of your fingers around the handle. you can tell you're doing it right if you can hold the knife with just your thumb and pointer as a test. that makes it a bit easier to handle and more stable. with your other hand, make a bear-claw kind of shape. put the tips of your fingers on the ingredient and use the flat section of your fingers between the first and second knuckle to line up the knife by pressing the flat of it against your finger. then make big, smooth slicing motions until it cuts all the way through :]
if you need advice on how to use a knife... im qualified with lv3 city and guilds knife handling and safety, im more than willing to help, especially since im also a trained cook, either way, good work, but your knife handling and and tomato slicing makes eldritch horrors flinch, you got a subscriber
I ate this for 4 months last year. ❤️🥺 So ur not the first one to make this. In my opinion, mine looked even better than yours but both are very good. Literally such an awesome sandwich, but I added some spices to it too to make it even better, after 4 months I perfected it.
you fool, you forgot one of the key ingredients... it doesnt just have ham, it also has "BOLONGA" , to make it "MOIST AND DELICIOUS" you have not made a "SANDVICH" , you have merely made an ordinary sandwich. all jokes aside, that does look good.
Now, make the mad milk
Oh no...
He should make the Jarate
@@chudds66easy
YES.
Hes really ought to do this
Heavy Approves
Oh my God it's heavy himself
🫨🫨
Next time eat a salad
@@JimmyTheJock Real 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
Hit the bricks, pal. Ya done!
“MEDIC!!!” - Scout TF2
“omm nomm nomm nomm nom”
-Heavy tf2
"sandvich makes me strong!"
-Heavy tf2
“That was delicious!” -Heavy
second nom nom nom
"Don't run! It's just ham!"
"Bologna! Perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!"
intructions unclear sent a monkey flying on a ship
You... WHAT?
what was his name?
Rest in peace Poopy Joe, rest in peace..
Poopy Joe, taken too soon…
What if poopy joe is still alive
"Meat and poultry" is a food group on the FDA food pyramid in America. It classifies meat from mammals, fish, and birds as different things, for some reason. It doesn't mean the sandwich has poultry. That's just the name of the group.
Food theory be like:
so theres no turkey?
food lore
The FDA sucks
@@thehansgutenburgshow3149Someone has not read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair smh my head
"Sanvich make me strong" -tf2 heavy
1:14 I know it just looks like ham, but also one of the lines when he eats the sandwich is “bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny babies” so there might also be baloney in the sandwich
He also says DONT RUN ITS JUST HAM
i would guess the sandvich actually has bologna in it! to be more precise: "докторская колбаса", a very common type of soviet lunch meat similar to bologna. quite tasty too, especially with bread. it fits considering the heavy is, well, russian.
source: i'm russian :D
yeah im pretty sure its bologna
I love that people watched this video :) feels refreshing to post something that isn’t reddit related lol
I‘ll be making more
Yes yes, jarate and mad milk too 🥛
Hey I love your videos keep it up
Making TF2's Mad Milk: and it's a 2 minute no-cut video of you pouring and drinking a jar of milk.
eat a raw steak please
@@roycebrockelman4882 it takes 2 minutes to do that? Also he’d throw it
@@Clitoriacetal if it’s clean or fresh he can
You cut tomatoes like a psychopath
a? I didn't knew there would be something more offensive than eating cereal without milk
How else should you do it
@@_G.C first of all, he’s cutting across the wrong axis, which basically means all the stuff in the centre will fall out. Secondly, he starts by cutting it in half, which would make a perfect flat surface to cut through the correct axis, but then he proceeds to cut through the same axis by holding it up on it’s edge, which as he implies, isn’t very safe. Look at his fingers at 0:32, perfectly positioned to be sliced off in the event that the knife slips. He also makes a pretty big deal of getting rid of the stems. Imo the simplest way to do it is to slice the whole thing across its vertical axis and get rid of the first slice with the stem on it.
Ps. Why has my life come to this point, where i’m breaking down tomato cutting technique on a 2 minute youtube video
@rorycarter6948 I mean it's a tomato I don't expect the goopy stuff to stay in any way you slice it
@@_G.C na when you cut it vertically you’re creating a cross section which has the solid branches in it, there’s at least a better chance it’ll stay in tact, and if it doesn’t it’ll at least have some of the solid centre in it. The way he does it, you’re going to have slices that are just donuts with goo in the middle, like the one on the left at 0:35, and some slices that are just completely solid.
"Sandvich and me are gonna kick your ass"
~Heavy, TF2
Edit: Holy shoot, thanks for 648 likes
I do schadenfreude taunt whenever heavy says it
isn't it eat
@@Anarqism no
@@berkshire4607 I meant beat
I’ve always heard it as “Sandvich *in* me”
Like he can’t kick ass on an empty stomach
Now, we need Gary Schwartz to eat it
[el Edit: WHAAAAAAT? 1K?? MUTTER! ICH BIN BERÜHMT]
Yes.
real
Yes!!
Hell yeah
yes! this is the one time i support shork milking the tf2 voice actors. i need to see gary schwartz eat a sandvich irl
So heavy has a quote that says "Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards".
I followed this step by step and it was probably one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever had but that’s probably because I don’t eat sandwiches that often
You didnt make the "nom nom nom" sound 1/10
and even quota after this: Sandwich make me stroong!
@myxa-BEPTOLET. **sandvich**
"When you're hungry you'll like anything you eat." Gosh, whish I had that. But noo, I have to force myself to eat, especially when hungry.
As a person with gerd, I know your pain ;-;
@@Cowboy-Squirtle What's gerd?
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV I mean you could Google it. Not tryna be mean- :(
@@Cowboy-Squirtle bro why do you respond if you arent giving an answer, you are tryin to be mean
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
I also had to look it up, no thanks to the coward who wanted to fly in and say absolute nonsense while being uppity that he was asked to explain the very thing he introduced to the conversation.
GERD is evidently "Gastro-esophageal Reflux Disease" and is characterized by... Frequent acid reflux, aka heartburn
1:36 Your mayonnaise looks like one of those glues that stick really hard.
it looks like a toothpaste
it looks like sunscreen
Next up: Making TF2's Bonk Atomic Punch
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Uranium
I second this, as long as no radiation is involved
How do you make crit-a-cola?
@@leif-jt9xq one Crockett 12 pounds of uranium and the other stuff to make a soda
Alright thanks
“Run from the sandvich”
-Heavy Weapons Guy
Accurate tutorial, now make the robo-sandvich and don't forget to eat it
Seriamon: talks about TF2's biggest movement to fix their game for three videos in a row
Also Seriamon: makes a sandvich IRL the next day
._.
hey man it's informational
i would've used a mix of ham and balogna because of the in game voice lives after eating the sandvich, "don't run, it's just ham!!" and "balogna is perfect fuel for killing cowards!"
But it never says both at the same time. So the sandwich may have either Ham OR Balogna.
"Lowfat mayo." Tends to just replace fat with sugar... which is just more fattening then fat is
Oh
I see 😂
Thx for the tip
I never would've been able to figure this out myself. Thanks bro you're a lifesaver 🙏🏻
awesomesauce. now make bonk soda atomic punch
i really just watched a man make and eat a sandwich
Such a missed opportunity for the Om nom nom om nom sound and the Meet the sandvich ending
Now eat the Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Remember: a sharp knife is safer than a dull knife because you can be more precise, and it takes less effort to cut, allowing for more control
a sharper knife is also more cleaner if you cut yourself, meaning it would (correct me if I’m wrong) heal quicker and has a smaller chance of getting infected
1:17 cartoony ass cheese lmao
Swiss cheese might be the reason why every cheese in cartons looks the darn same
"minimise danger" he says while cutting towards his arm
It looks straight out of the game! Excellent.
Can’t believe Scott pilgrim is telling us how to make a sandvitch in real life, we are truly living in the best timeline.
bro put toothpaste on the bread
sunscreen
as a food service worker, watching you cut a tomato gave me physical pain
In fact, Russians simply cut off a slice of regular bread and add bologna or cheese. We call it a "buterbrod" (бутерброд). And it’s even better to eat them upside down, because that’s what Matroskin the cat advised
Lack of any kind of toasting is killing this tbh
Top notch sandvich making skills!
My best friend taught me to play TF2 and now we play it all of the time, when he came over for lunch, I made him the sandvich from this tutorial and he frickin loved it! Omn nomn omn omn nomn
SANDVICH!
Did you know they started putting olives on top of standwhiches because they are good for digestion? I don't think a lot of people ate them though.
1:07 it means turkey slices
Man, that looks absolutely delicious. Nothing too fancy, basic and good looking. I would absolutely eat that. Also, I think this is the only food item where youre allowed to make noises while eating.
2:29 please do jarate, and show me completely how to do it, step by step, on camera
Nah, that’s way too far. Also he’d probably get his channel banned if he tried to create the jarate irl 💀
now we need the Jarate tutorial
Mad Milk. Make, the Mad Milk.
If I had to guess, the reason the sandwich mentions poultry is because bologna, one of the most popular deli meats in the US, typically is a mixture of beef, pork, and/or chicken. I could be totally wrong, tho
Now make the piss jar from The Sniper and do a taste test
It's implied that its actually balogna in the sandwich instead of ham because of heavy's voiceline after eating it.
Forgot bologna
I made this for dinner tonight, its extremely good :D
Fat reduced mayo? What's wrong with normal mayo? This video is offensive to Slavs.
And here i was born
I am Pyro. I became real.
Hi Pyro ,how you doin’?
No one cares, stop appearing in every fucking tf2 video
That pyro's a- pyro- HAHAH- *KILLBIND*
peak comedy right here folks
@@eye-saacthegalaxyeye4566 bad.
this is exactly what a sandwich should look like
"decent amount of effort" It is not that hard to make a sandwich dude
Make the Team Fortress 2 Chocolate Bar for Heavy Weapons Guy.
1:35 use butter, not mayo
Nah, everything tastes better with mayo.
I can tell your a fellow european my brother
I should note that the Sandvich almost certainly has no poultry in it. It's likely a reference to the food pyramid which lumps Meat and Poultry together, along with eggs, nuts, and fish.
Your knife is dull. 😢
1:45 you're supposed to put the toothpicks in before you cut the sandwich so it doesn't fall apart or get damaged by being held down by your hand while cutting
Yummies
tip from a culinary student for not giving your fingers an impromptu surgery! hold the knife by the base of the blade by pinching it between your thumb and the side of your pointer finger, wrapping the rest of your fingers around the handle. you can tell you're doing it right if you can hold the knife with just your thumb and pointer as a test. that makes it a bit easier to handle and more stable.
with your other hand, make a bear-claw kind of shape. put the tips of your fingers on the ingredient and use the flat section of your fingers between the first and second knuckle to line up the knife by pressing the flat of it against your finger. then make big, smooth slicing motions until it cuts all the way through :]
"I got my own little strategy for that part..."
I thought I was the only one, gotta get maximum ham density to bite ratio.
if you need advice on how to use a knife... im qualified with lv3 city and guilds knife handling and safety, im more than willing to help, especially since im also a trained cook, either way, good work, but your knife handling and and tomato slicing makes eldritch horrors flinch, you got a subscriber
And there you have it, you successfully restored 100% health
my friend used to make us heavy’s sandwiches and we would eat them on his couch whilst watching memes, so much nostalgia
Yes heavys addicted we need the receipt to make them he will hurt us if we run out
Theres no way heavy would the sandwich whole without poking himself with the toothpick
instructions unclear: broke my colleague's spine
"is nice"
-heavy
you could make the merc breads that sometimes spawn from teleporter exits!
(medic had a pretzel, engie has cornbread, demo has cinnamon swirl, etc)
2:30 you can make the mad milk yes?
1:53 I dunno if it's just part of the background music, but I think I hear the subtle liquid fart here, as if some air have escaped from the sandvich
Sandvich make ME STRONG! -Favorite heavy line
“Nom nom nom ok nom nom” - heavy tf2
"Look at you tiny itty bitty men running from SANDVICH!"
-Misha: The Heavy Weapons Guy
i didnt watch tuntil the end and didnt eat it, sandwich currently has a mold colony of 2.7km radius
If you use a Mandoline instead you can get real thin tomato slices to keep the leayers rather even
I ate this for 4 months last year. ❤️🥺 So ur not the first one to make this. In my opinion, mine looked even better than yours but both are very good.
Literally such an awesome sandwich, but I added some spices to it too to make it even better, after 4 months I perfected it.
That olive was raised in a loving home and went to a private school
Make snipers “ special” Jars
Last challenge of any heavy main.
Can't wait for mad milk irl
Nice video! Are you going to also make other TF2 recipes like the Bonk or Dalakhoks bar?
Pro tip, lightly salt your tomato slices.
It makes a world of difference.
you fool, you forgot one of the key ingredients... it doesnt just have ham, it also has "BOLONGA" , to make it "MOIST AND DELICIOUS"
you have not made a "SANDVICH" , you have merely made an ordinary sandwich.
all jokes aside, that does look good.
You can practically see his health restoring back up to 300
Man, now, I'm hungry.
Your a loose canon sandvich , but your a damn good cop
It realy give you health irl because it has vegies
If taking Sandvich new meat literally, all we have to do is get plant based lunch meat aince they're the newest meat available.
I've made this in real life according to the actual ingredients and it tastes frickin' amazing
Now, make the reskinned version, robo-sandvich.
"Don't run, it's just ham!"
-Heavy Weapons Guy 2007-2024+
Heavy is knocking on Seriamon's door *calmly*
"Then SKEWER THOSE OLIVES! KILL THEM!"
I like this guy's energy
Sandvich
- the snack of champions
now make snipers lemonade
TF2 players trying to eat anything other than crisps:
Next video, how to make mad milk