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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2014
- Engineer and Medic make an unsettling new discovery while experimenting with the teleporter. Meanwhile, Scout stops insulting Spy long enough to ask him an embarrassing favor; the Administrator's clerical assistant/cleaner/murder expert Miss Pauling races to bury some incriminating bodies; and Soldier makes a new metal friend.
Since its release as part of the Orange Box in 2007, Team Fortress 2 has risen to become one of the most popular online action games of all time. The ongoing game is constantly updating with new game modes, maps, equipment, short movies and comics. Find out more at teamfortress.com. - Ігри
Who else wants a TF2 show like this?!
EVERYONEEEE
+Simone Galesloot but we can't. Let's face it: They have to come up with ideas. Get the Voice Actors to..well voice, Render stuff, Etc etc. They COULD do it, but they can't.
+Fireboy I know, but it would be so cool.
+Simone Galesloot yep
+Fireboy dude they could do it there are animated shows and sometimes they need new actors and tf2 is the same voice so they could it
"So were fine as long as nobody teleports any bread."
"Question."
*Top 10 Moments Before Disaster*
Watch out for Doctor Coomer, they're looking for all of you
"We are gonna live forever"
STOP MY CRYY
What’s your question Soldier?
I teleported bred
What?
Emesis Blu: Horrors beyond a man’s comprehension
Emesis Red:
I TELEPORTED BREAD
Emesis Classic: Basically their role in the comics
Tommy VERCITTI: hero’s of vice city
TF2: weak mercenary
SEDUCE ME!
What?@@pedro33226
This is strangely wholesome when you realize Spy did all that training just to get his son to be himself and confident
I thought the same thing when I watched it :)
Spy cares for scout way more than he’d EVER admit out loud
I also like to think that the little smirk at 8:40 is him laughing like “oh this should be good” but also “you’re taking matters into you’re own hands. I’m so proud.”
And notice around 5:05, spy took note of Scout actually picking something up from all the training, despite being a “failure”
Still doesn't change my perspective on him as a guy who has a tall ego. The only respect I give him is that he has a family and loves his wife. His son, well, he's harsh on him. Just glad scout never look down on himself and kept his own ego up. Guess he got that from spy.
I just realized Soldier came to the correct conclusion at the start, “we cannot teleport bread anymore,” not that they’re dying like the Medic and Engineer thought.
OMG that is a very good catch!
Sometimes the simple answers are the best ones
Occam's razor.@@elchecho1806
and then engineer responds with "you can teleport as much bread as you like" which soldier took as an ORDER to teleport as MUCH as possible, which he did do
@@JaxontheOkayYou and I, and maybe others, may have experienced a Mandela Effect, because that's what I remember him saying too, but when I rewatched it, he said "You teleport as much bread as you like." There was no "can". So yeah, apparently it was indeed an order.
“This is a bucket”
*”Dear g o d”*
“There’s more..”
*”No”*
RIP Rick may
:(
It contains a bucket.
You copied it
@@H4nd1ess D E A R G O D :O
1:10 I love the detail on how the keypad for red also has the 1 worn out. Which means both teams number is 1,1,1,1
Bruh how do find this thigns
It means that soldier is an idiot on both teams. In meet the spy, soldier tries to open the door with the code 1111 but it doesn't open, prompting heavy to bust down the door himself.
@@ChargedBonsai98 you might be surprised to learn that in meet the spy after soldier types 1 1 1 1 in the keypad you hear a door open sound so it is 1 1 1 1, heavy was just overreacting
And its on 1:11
@@thachnguyen6859hm.. 1!
red bread redemption
LMAO
You erned my respect, my friend.
And probably Rick's respect.
The part 2?
The video when I'm alone:
"This is a bucket."
The video when parents walk by:
"SEDUCE ME!!!!!"
Everybody gangster till Spy tells his son to seduce him
@weegeepie polish there's more
@@BigBadBloss No...
Cookie Cake ye
@@azbe8289 Yes it is my friend
Valve: "This is an update."
TF2: *_"DEAR GOD!"_*
Valve: "There's more."
TF2: *_"NOOO!..."_*
Anti download system: *oh no you dont*
Scratch that.
Valve: "This is an update."
TF2: *_DEAR GOD!"_*
Valve: "There's more."
TF2: *_"YEEEESS!!"_*
@@ggibby0450 no i think op was right
Good comment very nice
This was just fun that they added the crate
Love how at 1:25
Spy makes a joke.
Then Scout tells him to go to hell.
But as soon as spy is out of hearing range, scout laughs at spys joke.
The dynamic of spy and scout being both rivals, father and son, co-workers, (somewhat) friends, and Horible people is amazingly entertaining to watch.
i love to think that scouts little chuckle was an actual chuckle from his voice actor
Also very true to the comics
i also love that at 8:30 when scout tells spy he's going to put the date on himself, you can see spy trying really hard not to laugh at his ridiculousness
@@scrimblo3469I always interpreted more as Spy being proud of Scout in a fatherly way for doing it himself, even if he'll probably screw it up
@@dodsonboys i could definitely see that. or it might be both 🤣
10:25 I love how Soldier question wasn’t even a question
And engineer was asking the questions
@@-RandomStranger-Clearly he was telling engineer to question him
"But you're good with ladies. Ones that can smell good, and can... read,"
Incredibly high bar here.
4 of the mercenaries can’t read he’s probably one of them
@@brodyatkinson1960 I don't think there's anything "probable" about it.
I hate that I find this funny
Then explain this section : 7:18
@@crystalhourie3973 "Dinner."
"D"
"i"
"n"
"n"
"e"
"r".
We don't hear what's being said. He could be saying anything.
Soldier: “Good news, we’re not dying! We are going to live forever!”
You’re right, Soldier. You’re going to live forever, in our hearts. RIP
Yeah, this fucking virus is taking everything from us....even our pure-blooded American
@@b.m.1106 I think he died more of cancer than covid 19. Rip nonetheless
“I didn’t say that!”
Now he's free to teleport as much bread as he likes
He beat cancer and a heart attack but this is what kills him. Damn.
Whoever made these is a rare and long extinct breed of animator. The quality, the lines, the story is insane for basically a financially unnecessary project like this. I wholeheartedly believe the team behind tf2 is comprised of some of the most talented, fearless and creative minds to ever grace the gaming scene.
It was planned to become a full show at adult swim,but Valve took too long (as always) and Adult swim canceled it
@@-RandomStranger- ive seen this a lot but is there a source
@@duckonaroll1913 "the source is that I made it the f#ck up"
@@duckonaroll1913I think VNN talked about it, look him up talking about the TF2 show
For a project like this I’d assume they had individual people doing the story and script separate from the animators.
I love how in the beginning the three loudest classes went on a stealth mission, scout can't shut up, soldier is very loud, and heavy's minigun reved up makes a lot of noise
And Ms. Pauling still says "And nobody saw you?". Like come on, they're the 3 loudest classes!
Unless Heavy used... Well, no. Even the Tomislav is noisy when firing. The stealthiest they can get is with Melee, and... Scout with Holy Mackerel, Soldier with whatever, and Heavy with... Pootis Pow, but if he'd be quiet instead (if saying "Pow!" isn't required to make it work.)
It is a canon fact that Demo can play piano and Sniper can play the sax..
Im living
Isn’t there a taunt where sniper plays the saxx
@@kms6647 yea there is
Dont forget that Soldier can play trombone
The sniper can also play the didgeridoo
And yet demo can't play the bagpipes because "iT dOeSn'T fIt HiS cHaRaCtEr"
It's literally his dad giving him a lesson on girls. Lucky.
no girls, ladies
@Kriminty #7878 Well yes but actually no. To keep normalcy in the team, Scout was told that his father is Tom Jones. In the comics, Scout was close to death, so Spy (his canonical father) disguised as Tom Jones, declaring he was infact his father. He did this while disguised as Tom Jones for unknown reasons. Also in the comics, Heavy refered to his father as "disapearing often" (Invis Watch), when canonicly Tom Jones is dead. Scout knows this, claiming that his father doesn't disapear, and that he's dead. Futher adding to the list of reasons why Spy is Scout's father. Specificly Red Spy is Blu Scout's father, as in Meet The Spy, it is referenced that Scout's Mother is in a relationship with The Red Spy.
OW 😂😂😂 this hurts cuz it’s true
@@jonathansmithers2763 what about red scout tho?
Prob the blue's spy son
8:39
I love how you can tell spy is doing his best not to smile more than he already is. Like he's proud of his son for finally deciding to just be himself when going on a date.
I've seen this so many times and I only just noticed this detail.
No he’s trying his best to not laugh
@@NormalGuy985 nahh I don’t think so, he encouraged him to go by pointing at the watch
@@cowskii I’m pretty sure he was just mocking him by saying “you don’t have time for insults”
@@NormalGuy985 yeah, but by doing that he is also encouraging him to go by saying there isn't much time.
4:21
Soldier: you did not read mine.
Spy:does it say you want the bucket
Soldier: yes.
The best lines in gaming history’s.
xd
When you realize this is basically a video about a son asking his dad for dating advice.
@I stopped the Cart dear god
Red Spy is boinking Blu Scout's mom, not Red Scout
Paulunatr I was referencing the comics.
@@surimonizarro9791 There's more.
@@igbinedion6410 No!
“This is a bucket”
“dear god...”
“There’s more-“
“Nooo....”
RIP Rick . . .
Just the best exchange
Splatoon be like
Holy hell how did I get 1.1k likes?
I literally just quoted two people. How the hell do I have 1.1k likes?!
Ice L you chose the right source material 👍
Soldier moments that I love
0:35 Soldier being visibly proud of himself because he’s smiling and holding the briefcase
1:53 Soldier is immediately fascinated by the bread and wants it, but then is disappointed when Medic takes it out of his reach
2:07 Soldier takes out his anger on scout because scout seems to be the weakest of the team and soldier knows he can’t do anything
2:15 Soldier smiling the second he hears engie say “you can teleport as much bread as you like”
2:43 Soldier starts counting his fingers after hearing Medic say that they have 3 days to live
3:02 Soldier being immediately interested and confused when spy says “this…is a bucket.”
3:23 Soldier looking at spy and trying to understand what he’s saying
3:37 Soldier being slightly spooked when spy’s hand goes towards him
4:21 Soldier raising his voice so spy can hear him saying “you did not read mine” because he wants the bucket
4:25 Soldier grabbing the bucket fast and protecting it like it’s his child
4:32 Soldier visibly enjoying his time with his bucket, then tries to cover it when he sees Medic and engie passing by
4:39 Soldier looking at a piece of bread, then getting the best idea in the world (teleport nothing but bread for 3 days)
10:02 Soldier either being happy for scout or thinking scout is a complete idiot
10:17 Soldier trying to get the breads attention by tapping on the glass, showing how much he likes it
10:29 “I teleported bread”
“what.”
“You told me to.”
“How.. much..?”
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.”
10:37 Soldier tries to go for the bread, engie tries to stop him, but medic grabs him before anybody can do anything
12:26 Soldier laughs and says “I TELEPORTED BREAD!” while he gets dragged away
14:10 “Good news! We’re not dying! We are going to live forever!”
14:24 Soldier being happy for scout again, then confused, then back to happy
Bonus moment(not soldier related)
14:39 “Friday I have to kill someone who presses a briefcase alar- oh wait, you’ll already be there for that one”
real
I like to think soldier grabs scout only because scouts is standing next to him
this man def mains soldier
you missed 6:26 where soldier is sneakily walking around with bread he’s teleported
"And here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...." Love the way Spy delivers that line. Like even though he was clearly annoyed he also wasnt the least bit surprised at all.
Scout: "you look... um..."
Demo: "DRUNK"
Soldier: "ROUND. SOFT, no ROUND"
Demo: "BLURRY"
69th like
Best quotes from them
The Brickler that part absolutely killed me
9:42
For the longest time i could not figure out what the fuck soldier was saying, thank you
"seduce me."
"you?"
"seduce me."
"what spy I ain't gonna.."
"SEDUCE ME"
Kind of weird asking your son to seduce you, ngl
@@ConnorRK-nk8rg Imagine Scout's mom saying "Seduce me" on scout
@@mastertang4200 r/cursedcomments
*MUFFLED AHEGAO NOISES*
Once ya know there father and son. You can’t look at it the same
I can't believe that they didn't make this a series it would've been so good.
They were going to. They made the pilot too big and wouldn't compromise making it smaller, if they tried now they could just make it a netflix or amazon series and make every episode as long or short as they want.
blu lore: respawn machine
red lore: *b r e a d*
I don’t know what Demoman did during those three days he thought were his last, but I guarantee that he doesn’t know either.
The Pip heavy drinking, like he does everyday
Donald Donahue Yea, that’s the joke
what did sniper do hmmmmm
bahahahahahahaha
@@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 piss in jars all day
I feel for the spy. He honestly tried to bring the boys together to help everyone through their final days and nobody actually cared.
Also, it prooves that he actualy does care about his team mates even tho he acts rude most of the time
they're mercenaries. Mercs dont get respect like soldiers who sacrifice themselves for their country. But its also an adult cartoon meant to be funny.
Then even though it was scout that ruined his plan to help everyone through it he used what he thought was his final hours to try and help scout with his final wish.
@@katonnor well, He is scout's father.
@@yoshibutkagekira7899 true but it still is proof he cared about scout
“Good news,we’re not dying! We’re gonna live forever!” Has a way bigger meaning now
Rest in piece Rick May
Soldier: *teleports bread*
Bread monster: *"ola"*
You spelt Hola has Ola! I cannot believe you!
@@zac9181 ik
"We cannot teleport bread anymore!"
Soldier managed to correctly deduce the problem in under 5 seconds and this would have never happened if Engineer didn't fill his head with ideas
Well, scout got a successful date out of it
R.I.P soldier we will miss you
@@AuVeI will like cs you are good in the game
@@bananaman969 what do you mean?
Mr. facelesss they’ve had to much BONK! Atomic Punch, ignore them
Well the Engineer did tell the soldier, “you can teleport as much bread as you like”.
So he did
“Oh I did ok”
thats.. the joke
Ivan14XYU he teleported BREAD, they thought that when they teleported themselves, they where getting tumors.
Yes. That IS the joke
Not only that, but the first thing soldier says about the tumours is “we cannot teleport bread anymore!” which engineer corrects him on. So soldier was right from the start.
7:18 ok Spy’s smile here is such a nice detail bc even though he acts cold he really does care for his teammates, as seen earlier when he tries to help everyone get over the fact that they’re dying in 70 hours, *and* he’s willing to help his son with his final wish. Sure, Scout is an idiot and an asshole, but he’s shown that he’s willing to learn, even going to Spy of all people to ask for help. And after all the jokes and slap and yelling and shenanigans, Spy is proud of Scout trying to be less of an idiot and asshole.
The best dad
11:59 When you realise the Bazaar Bargain's sound was meant for the default rifle
Neva knew
“You did not read mine”
“Did it say you want the bucket”
“Yes” *creeps away*
I love this line so much
*minecraft crouch-walks away*
He needs to make sure no one steals his bucket
I died!
@@mistermossman6074 smart
I like how when soldier thinks they can’t teleport bread anymore his first instinct is to slam scout on a table and punch him
W H Y D O Y O U L I K E T H A T
Reasonable reaction
Nicky Davis
It funy
S T O P S C O U T A B U S E
Nicky Davis *punches scout*
"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
-Soldier from Team Fortress 2
K.
why do you sign every comment
@@talfi It makes me happy.
Where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
@@Man_Aslume To your mother, because she's a lovely woman.
Scout: This never leaves this room.
What he said: *Leaves the room less than a minute later.*
Seconds spy need him to say it loud
UA-cam: this is an ad
Everyone: dear god
UA-cam: there’s more
Everyone: *no*
_oh god_
69 likes, your welcome
Damnit
Makes sense now they're making us watch two ads at once
Everyone: How manny adds
UA-cam: i have done nothing but spam ads on vidios for three days
@@dragonarchive7443 im da 269th like
"Let's see... we all use the teleporter, let's say, *6 times a day, times 4 years, minus we're not bread...* yes. 3 days. We all have three days to live."
No wonder how medic lost his medical license.
I bet heavy is smarter than medic, just that heavy likes to be stupid.
he never had it :/
@@scunthorpe5513 According to the canon, Misha (A.K.A Heavy) have a PhD on Russian Literature. So technically the Heavy is more doctor than the actual Medic. Ironic,Right?
@@alexandergreene461 in the meet the medic medic says in the beginning "and anyways, that's how I lost my medical liscence."
Alexander Greene He DID have a medical license, so he had to have had a degree at some point
"No i am GREAT with girls" "We both got buckets o' chicken... you wanna do it-"
Well, it worked!
@@abooga8 true
4:20 "You did not read mine"
"Does it say you want the bucke-" "Yes"
Yeah I would do that
I love how random soldiers emotions are. He literally strangles scout out of anger for no longer being able to teleport bread.
@Reagan Bagwell WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT
How much?
Soldier probably suffers psychosis and bipolar disorder, among other mental illnesses.
Quiver 5 maybe. The important thing is that HE CANT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!
And for seeing a BUCET
"Go to hell, Spy."
"I'll see you all in hell"
Very clever
Spencer Genovese classic spy
there's a ton of little foreshadowing in this short. Scout talking about ladies with their glasses a little crooked, and then 13:41
Lovofofo I mean there’s even more foreshadowing with Medic at the start. His “deduction” of their time limit was clearly bull once he factored in them not being bread, and the fact that they used the teleporter for years. The issue was pretty obviously just the bread when you take that into account.
666 likes cool
@@SlySwine58 not anymore uwu
emesis blu when theres a problem with the teleporter:gets ptsd
emesis red:B R E A D
We needed about a hundred more films like this.
Valve would have just stop after they made the second one.
Overwatch: Heros never die!
Team Fortress 2: gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
lol
Yeah, They Are Probability The Worst People Ever In The Line Of Shooter Classes
*Eddit*
(any new readers, read the clarification comment before calling me a bitch, im just bad at English not some 12YO edge lord)
@@worstspytf2824 excuse me
Cute Giratina excuse us
@@qulipz5967 C O M M U N I S M
These voice actors are actually incredible
Matt Broder because the people who voiced them are the real voice actors
all of those has same voice actors as in game, except medic and soldier (soldier in the end)
That's the Medic's voice actor.
last time i checked
They got Nolan North to do the engineer's voice when the real Engineer voice actor was unavailable
These guys voiced for Piemations "Meet the amazing" series, right?
Years later this still is amazingly funny
Real
Good old days of 2014.
There is so many little details in this sfm. This was valve when they cared.
"We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it"
"Eh, okay"
Well that was easy
Egg king I imagine Ethan form smosh pressing that was easy button
Hahahahahaha.
If only it were that easy
Were it so easy
666 likes.
I love how everyone just accepts that they're going to die in three days.
Edit: to clarify, I mean how no one questions the logic of them dying of cancer despite none of them showing any symptoms.
Pure chads
Yeah nobody even thinks about it twice, but i guess they're used to stuff like this.
its an inevitable death
what can you do
Well, the Doctor and Engineer did seem to try ways to prevent it
They are getting used to it
2:50 Pyro's "what" got a laugh out of me
Pyro’s? Maybe Demo’s?
@@MemeGen23 I'm certain it's pyro
@@elwoodjblues no it is not him
When you realize that this is canon
Everyone’s worst fear is not being able to teleport bread
Jackson Roberts you have a point
Naaa you hear medic when he explaining about how long they all have until they die...
"Minus where not bread."
But that god damn bucket
understanable really
"I have done nothing except teleport bread for 3 days"
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”
“Tumors”
Heavy: *nervous chewing*
I was expecting heavy to spit his sandwich out.
He's too russian to spit his sandwich out.
sandvich
Heavy: *sniffs sandwich, shrugs, and proceeds to eat it*
Sounds like *CHUMAHS*
It is funny to think that Engineer and Medic are the ones who make the machines, so basically the Germen and American are the smart ones.
9:48
Scout-“you look....uh...”
Demo-“BLURRY!”
“DRUNK!” We need way more Demo lines in this
Round-soft-no round
DRUNK rus subtitres
You look.. umm
*D R U N K*
“We are going to live FOREVER!”
In our hearts you will
May he rest in peace
He will..and won't be forgotten
❤️❤️❤️ REST IN PEACE RICK MAY ❤️❤️❤️
let’s start an f chain in memory of rick may. F
F
It's insane to go back and see just how human the writing is, like the mercs feel almost real.
"HAHAHA! I TELEPORTED BREAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" is a really underrated quote
“You did not read mine”
“Does it say you want the bucke-“
“Y E S”
*gives bucket*
Quietly runs away
See you all in hell!
Der Nerd Der kluge *soldier then proceeds to do nothing but teleport bread for three days*
Knock knock,
The “seduce me” scene is 100x better with spy being pretty much confirmed scout’s dad
Edit: I thought this was common knowledge lol
He is???
Yes
@@win5574
Damn....
@@tacolicker33 Read the comic and you'll see it is true.
(in fact the comic is almost all the time giving clues that Spy is the father of scout. it's like they make the clues so obvious on purpose)
@@santiagogomez1879
I definitely will, thank you so much!
"THIS! is a bucket..!"
"D E A R G O D"
"There is more.."
"NO!!!!"
12:59 That's the first and only time I've seen that gun model.
A derringer would be a cool ass revolver isea
Ok yeah Spy is a great dad in this but MAD shout out to the Medic and Engineer for spending their last hours trying to figure out a cure/solution
Alan Arns or they were just bored.
@@imabird1566 one or the other
I honestly would not be surprised if Engineer had fears that they were gestating these tumours but understood that Medic had no idea when they were going to be terminal and was just fucking around. Spy got it too after a moment of shock. Heavy's too stoic to express concern either way so it's hard to tell.
Scout and Soldier, however, were fully convinced because they're idiots. You really think Tavish would spend his last days pissing around in some dump in New Mexico drinking to pass the time instead of going back to his mother? Spy's Last Wish bit and later teaching Scout to woo was just making the most of an extremely boring situation. There are so many more important things Spy could, and would, be doing if he truly believed he had three days to live.
As for Pyro and Sniper... Pyro, who fucking knows. And if Sniper believed it, he didn't care either way. This might have been after his parents passed away, and he wasn't on good terms with them to begin with even if they were alive to visit in his last three days. It's ALSO plausible that he just holds himself to such a high professionalism that he refused to abandon his job to say goodbye to his mum and dad even in the face of A, death in three days and B, being fucking bored waiting to die while on the job.
@HitSpaceBar read it again he just talked about demo
@HitSpaceBar RED Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot.
not gonna lie scout has very good drawing skills.
I know, man
@Hill-Billy Boy spy masterfully fucked scout's mom
Even better than me.
@@coIlgnu Was that the case for the RED Scout or only the BLU one?
@@Shemsy.C yes
Man, I wish Sniper got more lines in this.
I wish Sniper got... _any_ lines in this.
I agree, though it suits his antisocial personality to be the only one not saying anything. (Aside from Pyro, because his speaking would barely be understandable)
Soldier: "Good news, we are not dying, we are going to live forever!"
Indeed, you will soldier, you and the rest of the crew. You are eternalized.
RIP Rick May
I'd watch this as a TV series.
It should run as a series on Adult Swim.
yeah right
+The Chaos Dragoness more likely
+The Chaos Dragoness that would be awesome
You sir are a visionary!
Medic, “WE HAVE 3 DAYS TO LIVE!!!”
Soldier, “Counts on fingers 1, 2…”
I love Valve, at least they embrace the joke
Valve can't count to 3
@@jpeg.. lol
No half life 3 or portal 3 lmaooo
Half Life: Alyx
Portal: Rattmann
Team Fortress: Announcer
Dota Dota: Counter Strike
Left 4 Dead: Director
@@nataschadecayingasmr So.. You Have A Whitty... Profile......
9 years,
it took my 9 years to realize the title was refering to a expiration date of bread, AND humans,
Clever valve, *reaaal clever*
wait oh my god i just realized too my dumbass 💀
And the date with miss Pauling
Tf2 marketing team is a different breed. I'm still out here rewatching this shit even tho I barely play the game.
When the sniper said: “ ….. “
I felt that…
Is the sniper even in this one? I completely forgot about him lmao
@@vidzam3087 yea he shoots the arm of the bread monster that’s holding scout
@@julianobregon3701 he is also seen in the date montage playing saxophone during the dinner scene
Wonder why he didn't say a thing
Heavy and pyro didnt say anything except heavy yelled
The fact that nobody blames Engie for the deadly teleporters really shows how close these guys are.
I never noticed that lol
Thats what i call
Teamwork
@@8danakagunggedepradnyanawi718 TEAM Defend The Fort The Second
@@watertank505 Alliance Area Again
They already get used to these craziness.
3:00 This **puts bucket in the table** is a B U C K E T
Dear god
14:43 i love how pyro is playing with his cute little bread
“We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?”
“Eh, okay.”
Damn, that's a good tactic. Single ladies, here I come.
Teddy no
fun fact: turtles enjoy swimming soda
timemark?
@@legotheepic3611 swimming sodas are a form of entertainment for turtles?
dear god
4:20
"You did not read mine!"
"Does it say you want the buc--"
*Y E S*
420 funni
YES!!!! (゚∀。)
hahahahahhahahah funny
I relate to soldier so much
I read yes like how Jotaro said the last yes, damn jojos gettin control of me
2:00
Medic: tumors!:D
Heavy:wait....
I haven’t seen this in years and was laughing my ass off at the part where Spy was describing what Scout drew on the cards.
"We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!"
*spy literally relaxes reading a magazine and smoking 2 minutes later*
Actually 12 hours later
I meant the video time lol
After having my soul crushed despite an inspiring speech, I'd rather just sit in my room jerking off and telling everyone to fuck off.
@@MechWarrior894 someone help, I'm dying and I can't seem to keep a steady sperm supply for each and every video ever posted on pornhub
*I TELEPORTED BREAD*
"I've done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days."
Now that is a pure-blooded American.
Edit: Sorry for making this edit but I want to give my condolences to rick may, he was an excellent voice actor maybe even on of the best, But he will always live in our hearts as the best damn American soldier I will ever know. Rest in peace you magnificent bastard..
I guess you could say he's... pure bread
@@kinda_just_here.1377
Nice
The english version of it: I've done nothing but drank tea for 3 days!
Sergiogomez5 more like pure-breaded
I love America
"Question"
"What's your question soilder?"
"WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT"
0:51 on the code pad, you can see that the 1 is worn down, this is probably a reference to meet the spy, where soldier just spams one’s on the key and thinks it will work, the one was also worn down on that meaning he thinks the one will work every time. In conclusion, whenever soldier sees a keypad he will just spam 1.
Ok. It’s cool you noticed that :)
"seduce me"
"what"
"SEDUCE ME"
“Spy, I ain’t gonna-“
*MUFFLED SEX NOISES*
@@pyro1436 dear god...
TechnoGuz GD there’s more
@@Mercenario_0112 no...
3 days left to live
helps his son get laid
father of the year :)
Oof
One problem: Miss Pauling is gay
@@OlaftheGreat wut
OlafttheGreat1998 wait what?
@@whiteskittle7638 mobile.twitter.com/jaypinkerton/status/612113790750961664?lang=en
i just noticed how well the crew worked together in the fight with the bread, like without too much communication they were an effective team, which is rad as fuck
I just noticed that spy seemed proud when scout stood up for himself and said he was planning it himself
Fun fact: Valve had plans to collaborate with adult swim to make a 12 episode series of Team Fortress 2, but it was cancelled because if the time it takes Valve to make animations. Valve took 3 years to make expiration date.
oh
3 YEARS? Holy freck I thought it only took 1 year
holy fucking god
If you take a deeper look at it you can see so much incredibly good animation and detail in just faces alone
Well if SFM wasn´t shit
The fact that Spy is willing to spend his last hours helping Scout is actually really nice of him!
It was heavily implied in the comics that scout was spy's son
@@keithkania3810 "well, off to visit you mother!"
@@keithkania3810 But isnt Red Spy Blu Scouts dad?
@@Bendetoma Or is it the other way around and Scouts dad is disguised as the other spy?
@@stargazer2312 *time to see wife*
something I love is seeing Spy's genuine reaction of shock and fear after Medic's "3 Days to Live" Proclamation
emesis blue only happened because the respawn machine took 20 seconds to respawn according to 2fort 💀
red: 🍞
Overwatch problems: Talon is stronger than ever and we need to stop them from taking down Overwatch once more and possibly taking over the world!
TF2 problems: i teleported bread
Also TF2 problems: I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
TF2 proving that it’s better than overwatch, as always
@@winsys3210 Overwatch is one of those games that starts out great, but over time... yeah.
Hopefully Overwatch 2 doesn't have the same problem
@@GenshinLover283 "Gentlemen, synchornize your death watches"
Talon actually doesn't want to take over the world, at least with Doomfist as the leader.
Their main goal is to start a massive world war because Doomfist whole-heartedly believes that humanity can only improve through conflict.
Blizzard just needs to make an animated movie or something to actually develop the story that they have.
I love how Engie and Medic are both willing to sacrifice their last hours to try to find a cure for everyone else
Yeah I think that’s pretty cool
Not surprising when you consider that it would cure themselves as well
They’re the support roles, it just makes sense.
I love how happy medic is when he says:Tumors!
Also spy wanted to help everyone get their last wishes
red lore:
blue lore: emesis blue
"we can not teleport bread anymore"
soldier.was right all along
“This is a bucket.”
“ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴏᴅ...."
“There’s more.”
*“N O . . .”*
my favorite part xd
@The Cremator Scout. You did collect everyone’s dying wish?
@The Cremator Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
We have seventy hours to live. For most men no time at all
We are not most men