Meet the Jarate [SFM]

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  • @duckmaneuvers
    @duckmaneuvers 5 років тому +7175

    This, guys ...
    ... is how Sniper will single-handedly stop the fires at Australia.

  • @CrayfishLord
    @CrayfishLord 4 роки тому +7332

    I love how the spy refuses to backstab him at first because his knife will give him a disguise as that sniper and he doesn't want to sacrifice his dignity for one backstab

  • @disrike2909
    @disrike2909 4 роки тому +16109

    Meet the Sniper: A well-mannered Assassin.
    Actual TF2 Sniper:

    • @Angela-hn4fo
      @Angela-hn4fo 4 роки тому +480

      Piss moment

    • @scader_shot
      @scader_shot 4 роки тому +296

      This is insane jarate sniper

    • @CertainlyCaro
      @CertainlyCaro 4 роки тому +196

      "Piss Time"

    • @revelate_
      @revelate_ 4 роки тому +189

      "Be polite, be efficient."

    • @DJacob1301
      @DJacob1301 4 роки тому +91

      Efficient is a mix of not using to much of something, or being able to using any kind of thing

  • @benedictegerman5000
    @benedictegerman5000 9 місяців тому +1895

    Reminder: the official reason jarate does mini crits is because your enemies lose their will to live, thus taking more damage.

  • @therick0019
    @therick0019 3 роки тому +5037

    I love how BLU just ignores the fact that the sniper has already set up a literal beer fort on the opposite team

  • @speek8826
    @speek8826 4 роки тому +9931

    Sniper: “Professionals have standards”
    Also Sniper: throws jars of piss at people

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 4 роки тому +560

      he didnt say how high the standards are though

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 4 роки тому +429

      "Be polite" - flips a guy off and throws piss
      "Be efficient" - misses a headshot and uses a ton of piss
      "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
      ... One outta three ain't bad I guess

    • @glitch6183
      @glitch6183 4 роки тому +42

      Cause that is professional

    • @kleetus92
      @kleetus92 4 роки тому +18

      Yes, but there is still mindless entertainment!

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 роки тому +47

      @@selectivepontification8766 it is professional
      Be polite he doesn't secretly show how much he hates you he's honest about it
      Be efficient he kills demoman and disables his weapon in one shot and fills up a bucket and 10 or more jars with one piss

  • @kanoreeves6698
    @kanoreeves6698 4 роки тому +2591

    I love how this says that: 1. The sniper is not ashamed to piss in front of everyone
    2. He doesn't find a place to piss without being seen
    3. He pees with his pants all way down

    • @jonathand.t.5051
      @jonathand.t.5051 4 роки тому +225

      4. He pisses constantly without stopping to change jars
      5. He ends up walking around a public neighbourhood with no pants

    • @w2earthsouba464
      @w2earthsouba464 4 роки тому +62

      @@jonathand.t.5051 you forgot he still pising around while walking in the neibourhood

    • @DingalingNettspendFortnite
      @DingalingNettspendFortnite 4 роки тому +32

      ThIs SaYS A LOt AbOut SoCIeTY

    • @nick_souza
      @nick_souza 4 роки тому +24

      Fun fact: scout and his mad milk

    • @w2earthsouba464
      @w2earthsouba464 4 роки тому +8

      @@nick_souza you made me remember something i wanted to forgot thanks i gest ? (no really when i look the esciption of this "weapon" i said NOPE F THIS)

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast Рік тому +828

    2:02 i think it’s more impressive that he managed to kick the bucket faster than the bullet was shot

    • @soda_noob
      @soda_noob Рік тому +12

      erm actually it was because BLU sniper fired after the bucket was kicked 🤓☝️

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast Рік тому +29

      @@soda_noob I meant if you look at the slowed down speed of the bullet and the slowed down speed of the bucket, the bucket is faster

    • @soda_noob
      @soda_noob Рік тому +1

      @@TheWagonroast ok

    • @teainnit27
      @teainnit27 7 місяців тому

      Sniper fired only after the other sniper kicked the bucket tho

    • @shivertheiguana
      @shivertheiguana 6 місяців тому +6

      Fun fact the rifle blue Sniper fires is a AWP (no duh) that fires a 7.62x51mm projectile that travels on average 2,800 feet per second. Red sniper with nothing but their leg send a mental bucket of piss roughly 2/3’s full which would weigh just about 40 pounds MIND you a M1 Abrams projectile weighs roughly the same and travels at around 5,000 ish feet per second. So sniper managed to kick a bucket full of liquid with about half the power OF A TANK SHELL

  • @D-FENS33
    @D-FENS33 5 років тому +7325

    Most people: I’m gonna use the bathroom
    Sniper: *P I S S T I M E*

  • @hatred9427
    @hatred9427 4 роки тому +3391

    "It is so tiny"
    Sniper: Well mate... *It costs $400,000 to shoot this weapon, for 12 seconds.*

    • @TheKarateKid2021
      @TheKarateKid2021 4 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @psycommu36
      @psycommu36 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @NotGoodAtCombat
      @NotGoodAtCombat 4 роки тому +54

      Best part is that sniper misses all of his shots so it's literally just wasted

    • @roopy8902
      @roopy8902 4 роки тому +6

      @@NotGoodAtCombatyou dont get the reference lol

    • @NotGoodAtCombat
      @NotGoodAtCombat 4 роки тому +25

      @@roopy8902 I do, *_I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY_*

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli 4 роки тому +2801

    The worst part is poor little Archimedes had to witness him in his disgusting glory.

    • @Larfmield0007
      @Larfmield0007 4 роки тому +46

      Thats a weird way to spell amazing

    • @KCKrumbcake
      @KCKrumbcake 4 роки тому +71

      Archimedes doesn't deserve to be jarated. He deserves to be showered in nice pure, water with some rich pet bodywash.

    • @Larfmield0007
      @Larfmield0007 4 роки тому +30

      @@KCKrumbcake what is water,but jarate with a purpose

    • @kleiYT
      @kleiYT 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @victorstiles8946
      @victorstiles8946 4 роки тому +5

      lucky bird

  • @sevsevie
    @sevsevie Рік тому +274

    3:10 That spy scene is just *BRUTAL.*

    • @some_body_else3636
      @some_body_else3636 6 місяців тому +21

      *E A T P I S S*

    • @pufocina
      @pufocina 6 місяців тому +13

      Be polite, throw piss at your enemies

    • @pedałjebał
      @pedałjebał 4 місяці тому +8

      what do you mean. Sniper just forgets how to help someone if person dont know how to drink.

    • @VersantXv_4
      @VersantXv_4 2 місяці тому

      @@pedałjebał This is the reason i hate snipers, poor spy

  • @NatilCort
    @NatilCort 4 роки тому +5662

    "This is a bucket"
    "Dear God"
    "There's more"
    "No..."

  • @someflatsoda9879
    @someflatsoda9879 4 роки тому +1126

    He's either trying to break the spy's jaw, or break the bottle on his jaw
    Both are equally terrifying

    • @rishiwow
      @rishiwow 4 роки тому +115

      I was a little scared cuz those two things are what I thought aswell but what scared me was the angry look on snipers face and the terrified face on the spy

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому +82

      Spy's face just made it feel fucking terrifying

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 4 роки тому +94

      I thought he was gonna try and force him to eat the jar
      All three are scary

    • @carolynchurch4642
      @carolynchurch4642 4 роки тому +8

      Honestly I think it was both

    • @lightclaww6586
      @lightclaww6586 4 роки тому +1

      Xyxle Elipse I imagined that

  • @quindariousgooch6908
    @quindariousgooch6908 4 роки тому +5368

    I like how everyone stopped fighting just to look at that like imagine if all world conflicts could be ended that easily

    • @Oldundead9491
      @Oldundead9491 4 роки тому +298

      Heavy: its so *tiny!!!*

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 4 роки тому +213

      Scout : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

    • @Literally_.toasted
      @Literally_.toasted 4 роки тому +120

      In war I’m just gonna stop in the middle of the battlefield and piss to see what would happen.

    • @Dracolino
      @Dracolino 4 роки тому +127

      well, nobody tried to stop a war with piss before, right

    • @revst4r
      @revst4r 4 роки тому +54

      Just like how someone stopped a discord war by just posting a photo of rebecca rabbit and danny dog kiss

  • @ClosedJam2121
    @ClosedJam2121 9 місяців тому +85

    Fastest things on earth: bullets, spaceships, and sniper’s piss bucket

  • @DDDog
    @DDDog 5 років тому +8065

    The worst part is, is that he pees with his pants.... ALL THE WAY DOWN.

  • @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N
    @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N 4 роки тому +4230

    boys: "can i use the restroom?"
    Men. : "P I S S T I M E . "

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 4 роки тому +96

      0:43

    • @thedoninator5935
      @thedoninator5935 4 роки тому +39

      I don't know, can you?

    • @screamza
      @screamza 4 роки тому +21

      y e s

    • @Rakiael07
      @Rakiael07 4 роки тому +6

      Stanley Pines I got that reference.

    • @Lynxianmi2il
      @Lynxianmi2il 4 роки тому +8

      *pisses on many jars and finally pisses on a bucket*

  • @OrangeUtan115
    @OrangeUtan115 5 років тому +5427

    He's not attacking, He's showing dominance.

    • @mmoknay9943
      @mmoknay9943 5 років тому +159

      Sniper is ultimate gamer alpha male

    • @Strikker1918BAR
      @Strikker1918BAR 5 років тому +23

      @@mmoknay9943 imma break the 420 lieks

    • @mmoknay9943
      @mmoknay9943 5 років тому +18

      Mateus Dias Romano I think we found the god of destruction I

    • @Strikker1918BAR
      @Strikker1918BAR 5 років тому +9

      nah that is two nukes xD

    • @dangdao8068
      @dangdao8068 5 років тому +8

      What dominance?

  • @somerandumguy
    @somerandumguy Рік тому +290

    big respect to sasha and medic's bird...they saved the minors.

    • @5.56x45mm-cartridge
      @5.56x45mm-cartridge 9 місяців тому +31

      the bird's name is archimedes

    • @xinpingdonohoe3978
      @xinpingdonohoe3978 7 місяців тому +3

      Saved the minors?

    • @raven_m0rt833
      @raven_m0rt833 7 місяців тому +18

      ​@@xinpingdonohoe3978 Saved them from seeing a tiny sausage

    • @xinpingdonohoe3978
      @xinpingdonohoe3978 7 місяців тому +6

      @@raven_m0rt833 well, if the biggest problem facing them currently is seeing what half of them already have, then that's not much of a problem at all.

    • @raven_m0rt833
      @raven_m0rt833 7 місяців тому +2

      @@xinpingdonohoe3978 That's not how UA-cam thinks tho

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 4 роки тому +752

    Item: Jarate
    Effect: Deals no physical damage but stuns the enemy with disgust and lowering enemy attack and defense with a chance of dealing a heavy amounts of sanity damage.

  • @hadetmis221
    @hadetmis221 4 роки тому +617

    “Why would i want to buy this?”
    “Is that... urine?”
    “Please get out of my house.”
    “I’m calling the police.”
    Amazing

    • @doomsins
      @doomsins 4 роки тому +18

      *Do not under any circumstances drink this product

    • @NefariousMasterMind11
      @NefariousMasterMind11 Місяць тому +3

      *unless your a crazy Aussie sniper*

  • @TheMrBrick
    @TheMrBrick 5 років тому +4972

    "It is so tiny!"
    -Heavy

  • @gooberculues
    @gooberculues 10 місяців тому +63

    Good god…if this sniper was the one from meet the spy, he would’ve lived.

  • @hazeltoffel243
    @hazeltoffel243 2 роки тому +2438

    To lighten up the spirit I think it's cute that medic takes Archimedes onto the battlefield and he's just chilling on the medigun

    • @asiansoldier
      @asiansoldier Рік тому +8

      390 likes with no comment? Let me fix this real quick

    • @SerialXmasnationN
      @SerialXmasnationN Рік тому +1

      Fuck the Archimedes for spoiling it, I wanted to see the sniper's penis

    • @uso6070
      @uso6070 Рік тому +91

      Isn't Archimedes canonically in Scout's chest? There's even a rare chance if Scout gets blown up that he will fly out of Scout's corpse

    • @whkn
      @whkn Рік тому +5

      @@uso6070 true

    • @C.C.N
      @C.C.N Рік тому +33

      He has other doves too

  • @the_archer895
    @the_archer895 3 роки тому +2594

    I like how in all of winglets videos he makes his demo man character die, with each death getting worse

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 3 роки тому +42

      What could be worse than this?

    • @GattToDaChoppa
      @GattToDaChoppa 3 роки тому +112

      @@cameronballz6154 everything I do to NPCs in postal 2

    • @exursix
      @exursix 3 роки тому +55

      "this shit is a horror flick
      but the black guy D O E S DIE IN THIS MOVIE!"

    • @millimeter2008
      @millimeter2008 3 роки тому +13

      @@exursix but he respawns in this movie too!

    • @EyeofKoruption
      @EyeofKoruption 2 роки тому +12

      He's the lucky one

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 4 роки тому +1476

    “One is a job the other is a mental sickness.”

  • @theCater_
    @theCater_ Рік тому +37

    "piss time"
    "Im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya!"
    *heavy's expression*
    I CANT AHAHAHAH

  • @oefest5252
    @oefest5252 4 роки тому +672

    0:43
    I love how the captions say *”peace time”*
    I mean yeah... that’s one way to say it...

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 4 роки тому +13

      Der Can not be war if everyone on the opposing side is dead

    • @TiredEyePilot
      @TiredEyePilot 3 роки тому +2

      I actually thought that was what he was saying at first

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 3 роки тому +2

      @Carter Hughes o h g o d

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 3 роки тому +1

      @Carter Hughes lol

  • @NASALunarLight
    @NASALunarLight 4 роки тому +689

    The Jarate was so powerful, that even his own team died.

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 2 роки тому +2874

    The quotes at the end tho lol 🤣
    "Why would I want to buy this?"
    "Is that... urine?"
    "Please get out of my house"
    "I'm calling the police"

    • @eridean_nokodal
      @eridean_nokodal 2 роки тому +124

      "Do not under any circumstances drink this product"

    • @Neptun35
      @Neptun35 Рік тому +32

      @@eridean_nokodal mmmmmmm Lemonade

    • @Fancy_ManRoblox
      @Fancy_ManRoblox Рік тому +18

      @@Neptun35 that was the last we heard of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @KeishaBolilan
      @KeishaBolilan Рік тому +6

      @@eridean_nokodal *the jaratethon*

    • @andyandnoah3571
      @andyandnoah3571 Рік тому +7

      911 likes for "I'm calling the police"

  • @adanVRgames
    @adanVRgames Місяць тому +29

    1:32 it is so tiny😭😭💀💀💀💀😭💀😭😭😭😭😭, bro heavy its wild

    • @mingshi7689
      @mingshi7689 Місяць тому +1

      💀☠️

    • @Lax_design_pro
      @Lax_design_pro Місяць тому +1

      ☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😧💀💀

  • @overchoicings5809
    @overchoicings5809 4 роки тому +3527

    Fun Fact: Saxton Hale sold Sniper a pill that makes your kidneys 3X larger.

    • @beesechurger2540
      @beesechurger2540 4 роки тому +254

      I can't tell if that was smart or stupid...

    • @AlchemixIncTM
      @AlchemixIncTM 4 роки тому +362

      Don't the Jarate Pills also have a side effect where it basically shuts down your other internal organs when it enlarges your kidneys?

    • @overchoicings5809
      @overchoicings5809 4 роки тому +304

      @@AlchemixIncTM He also took a pill that dulls the pain of your organs shutting down. I learned this in 107 facts you didnt know about tf2.

    • @nasiatariq5612
      @nasiatariq5612 4 роки тому +88

      Because of saxton hale every body got pissed

    • @caspain9629
      @caspain9629 4 роки тому +45

      and a pill that didn’t make him feel his other organs shutting down

  • @aprofessionalgamer5355
    @aprofessionalgamer5355 6 років тому +4065

    Sniper in a 10x server

    • @daleknewvegas45
      @daleknewvegas45 6 років тому +81

      nah thats jsut sniper normally

    • @rubmann6372
      @rubmann6372 6 років тому +53

      Dude if they add were u can play sniper and piss join a x100 server and let the piss go on

    • @RustyTMercury
      @RustyTMercury 6 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @OofTheSpy
      @OofTheSpy 6 років тому +6

      666 likes...

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 6 років тому +5

      @@OofTheSpy holy shit you are right

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 4 роки тому +569

    Everyone should really take a moment to appreciate that now the Winglet has at least a pantsless, if not nude, sniper model on his computer. The brave man.

    • @iamme2739
      @iamme2739 4 роки тому +31

      I thought he was going to make the spy drink the pee at 3:07

    • @hattedshadow2872
      @hattedshadow2872 4 роки тому +22

      I’m more worried about the possibilities that could stem from it...

    • @Piddemannen
      @Piddemannen 4 роки тому +20

      You guys haven't been on the internet long have you?

    • @notstressmess1883
      @notstressmess1883 4 роки тому +3

      @@hattedshadow2872 god

    • @cun9172
      @cun9172 4 роки тому

      @@iamme2739 yeah me too

  • @frank8917
    @frank8917 9 місяців тому +56

    Bro the sniper not only is a crazed gunman, but also a professional pisser, and a master of Jarate

    • @Thatoneguy0007
      @Thatoneguy0007 4 місяці тому +2

      No dad, I-I’m not a crazed gunman, I’m an assassin

    • @maximusdavis
      @maximusdavis 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Thatoneguy0007 Well, the difference is that one's a job, and the other is mental sickness!

  • @StickMations
    @StickMations 6 років тому +7505

    I dunno how you convinced me to watch a 4 minute video of sniper pissing but I'm glad you did

    • @realshi229
      @realshi229 6 років тому +20

      Love your stick animations btw. If you manage to do other games and jump on the Fortnite train then you'll probably hit big.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 6 років тому +3

      StickMations yo watsup

    • @CatsandBoots935
      @CatsandBoots935 6 років тому +3

      I love your vids

    • @CatsandBoots935
      @CatsandBoots935 6 років тому +2

      What are you planning for next Halloween

    • @buttAttack
      @buttAttack 6 років тому +7

      I dont know what you saw but I only witnessed 3:51 of pure piss terror

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke 2 роки тому +4647

    Other games : we will make our game realistic and well balanced in combat.
    Tf2 : piss in a bottle is a new weapon.

    • @mylifesogood217
      @mylifesogood217 Рік тому +248

      Other games: We have a cool rifle with underbarrel grenades.
      Postal 2: I have an unlimited supply of urine

    • @blocky_luke
      @blocky_luke Рік тому +21

      @@mylifesogood217 bro this coment is a year old

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 Рік тому +70

      ​@@blocky_luke so what? we can still reply if we want to.

    • @anonanon161
      @anonanon161 Рік тому +49

      @@mylifesogood217 Other games: We have a set of unique and interesting mechanics that enhance gameplay
      Death Stranding: piss on tentacle monsters to turn them into gold

    • @postaldude9779
      @postaldude9779 Рік тому +4

      ​@@mylifesogood217 it hurts

  • @rwooooshmeifurgay573
    @rwooooshmeifurgay573 4 роки тому +4717

    When even Pyro is Crying, you know it’s bad

    • @kats1203
      @kats1203 4 роки тому +372

      What _would_ it be like in Pyrovision?

    • @mdn737
      @mdn737 4 роки тому +135

      @@kats1203 OH SHI-

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 4 роки тому +91

      @@kats1203 WHAT

    • @k0sami
      @k0sami 4 роки тому +72

      @@kats1203 Hold on........

    • @MrWeirdMan28
      @MrWeirdMan28 4 роки тому +160

      @@kats1203 it would be like water and he’s at a water park

  • @Toadster101
    @Toadster101 10 місяців тому +40

    1:31
    Heavy:"it is so tiny"
    Sniper:*pull's out, and pisses into a bucket*

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 роки тому +4874

    Didn’t know Sniper was a Pants Down Cheeks Out kinda guy.

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 4 роки тому +73

      if see you doing that i consider you to be gay

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому +415

      It's a powermove.

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 4 роки тому +133

      @@SirDankleberry its a gay powermove

    • @naturaliron9726
      @naturaliron9726 4 роки тому +256

      @@joshmanis9860 it’s a gay power move that even gays don’t do

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 4 роки тому +18

      @@naturaliron9726 so future gay people do it

  • @djinn1235
    @djinn1235 5 років тому +1389

    The sniper: no I’m not a crazed gunman I’m an assassin, the difference is ones a job and the other is mental sickness
    This sniper: “ *JARATE* “

    • @becaliteodora3285
      @becaliteodora3285 5 років тому +2

      Jarate Sniper is the best !
      Beats the Scout's mad milk !

    • @f_u2
      @f_u2 5 років тому +3

      No it's 10000× time HELL

    • @f_u2
      @f_u2 5 років тому

      @@becaliteodora3285 got strong thoughts

    • @CalebnmDCI
      @CalebnmDCI 5 років тому

      Professional have standards

    • @becaliteodora3285
      @becaliteodora3285 5 років тому

      @@f_u2 yeah

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому +3772

    "it is so tiny"
    *Pisses niagara falls*

  • @covcanada
    @covcanada Рік тому +48

    He took “ahh, piss” to another level.

  • @CaptPatrick01
    @CaptPatrick01 6 років тому +782

    _Some classes are polite,_
    _Some classes are efficient,_
    *_THE SNIPER THROWS PISS AT PEOPLE,_*
    *_AND LIVES IN A VAN!_*

  • @and_gelitan
    @and_gelitan Рік тому +1163

    Sniper isn’t a assassin,
    *he’s a crazed gunman*

  • @breh4276
    @breh4276 3 роки тому +7454

    The ending is so fucking terrifying.

    • @agnesrizzler
      @agnesrizzler 3 роки тому +530

      Poor spy 💀

    • @remington8617
      @remington8617 3 роки тому +429

      My jaw hurts

    • @user-el4hd6gw3f
      @user-el4hd6gw3f 3 роки тому +281

      R.i.p spy mouth and stomach

    • @william3371
      @william3371 3 роки тому +178

      I don't even know what the point sniper doing that to spy was... what was sniper trying to do?

    • @sixhundredsixtysix6666
      @sixhundredsixtysix6666 3 роки тому +497

      @@william3371 1. Trying to destroy spy's jaw and kill him.
      2. Trying to destroy the jar so that spy would eat glass and piss.

  • @Chrisanthropy
    @Chrisanthropy Рік тому +14

    yall aint gonna comment on how good a kicker the Sniper is??? imagine kicking a bucket full of fluids 30 feet off the ground

  • @hahayes7205
    @hahayes7205 3 роки тому +1114

    I'm laughing at heavy's "it is so tiny!" more than i should be

    • @breadguy1010
      @breadguy1010 2 роки тому +11

      Link it please

    • @andre3565
      @andre3565 2 роки тому +24

      @@breadguy1010 1:31

    • @breadguy1010
      @breadguy1010 2 роки тому +12

      @@andre3565 thanks comrade

    • @andre3565
      @andre3565 2 роки тому +6

      @@breadguy1010 ur welcome 👍

    • @Leskl1
      @Leskl1 2 роки тому +2

      @@andre3565 we have the same name lol

  • @UnkleSanik
    @UnkleSanik 4 роки тому +780

    "Professionals have standards"
    *Proceeds to use his own piss as a chemical weapon against the enemy team*

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +24

      They don’t need to be high standards.

    • @johnathanrichardson
      @johnathanrichardson 4 роки тому +4

      nope, cant take you seriously, not with that name. not even as a fellow furry can i take you seriously even though many other people have said this already. not one single bit.

    • @UnkleSanik
      @UnkleSanik 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnathanrichardson embrace the cropped yiff John, there is no running owoay

    • @FireCrackerBabyEight
      @FireCrackerBabyEight 4 роки тому +1

      And yet it works

    • @johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824
      @johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824 4 роки тому

      [Music]

  • @Jotep21
    @Jotep21 4 роки тому +727

    He pissed one whole bucket
    Sniper: *Proffesionals have standards*

  • @_XxPenguinxX_
    @_XxPenguinxX_ 6 місяців тому +6

    Heavy: “It is so tiny!”
    Heavy: “Heavy cannot believe eyes!”

  • @obbyandAWE
    @obbyandAWE 5 років тому +1155

    1:31 “It is so tiny,” Heavy- 2018.

    • @shakirdelph9087
      @shakirdelph9087 5 років тому +17

      That part was funny

    • @alexthehopeless3778
      @alexthehopeless3778 5 років тому +12

      To all the snipers with cheats and without rich and not very - *it* is still tiny

    • @SwordyRBLX
      @SwordyRBLX 5 років тому +11

      Gets big on 1:34 :sans:

    • @qwertyuiop1908
      @qwertyuiop1908 5 років тому +4

      make meet the pyrovision goggles

    • @webscreaming
      @webscreaming 5 років тому +2

      he tells about bucket.

  • @egspc
    @egspc 4 роки тому +2684

    Has anyone noticed that he even got his team in his, well, you know.

  • @marvelouscat2137
    @marvelouscat2137 4 роки тому +3509

    Things to be afraid of in this video:
    -Sniper pees with pants all the way down.
    -He doesn’t pull back up his pants or underwear.
    -The fact that he filled 8 whole jars and a bucket.
    -He killed his own engie by distracting him and making him walk off a cliff.
    -Blu spy not being able to backstab him.
    -Heavy calling his pp small.
    -Sniper aiming the bucket perfectly with blu sniper’s shot.
    -Him trying to fit the jar of piss in blu spy’s mouth.
    *-The fact that this feels like an actual meet the team video*

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 роки тому +265

      The fact he's still pissing as he's walking home

    • @marvelouscat2137
      @marvelouscat2137 4 роки тому +17

      F.M ink youtube Extras y e s

    • @marvelouscat2137
      @marvelouscat2137 4 роки тому +37

      Barrett Boucher yea that was pretty fucked up

    • @warmpereer65
      @warmpereer65 4 роки тому +36

      don't worry guys engi is still alive, he just take fall damage

    • @nathansmith6874
      @nathansmith6874 4 роки тому +43

      Nah the fact that his stomach rumbles when he needs to pee

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 10 місяців тому +16

    even his own team is being terrorized by his piss

  • @flexpetz55
    @flexpetz55 6 років тому +460

    Good to see the Tf2 community doing well

    • @freusin
      @freusin 6 років тому +2

      yes, me start learning SFM again

  • @smbz-gcommunityhub
    @smbz-gcommunityhub 6 років тому +236

    LMAO I love how you can hear the Heavy saying "It is so tiny" when Sniper is pissing

    • @jolo6051
      @jolo6051 6 років тому +1

      But, his mother said it was big!!

    • @diotf255
      @diotf255 6 років тому

      Tiny but long pisses lol

    • @YesImACat
      @YesImACat 6 років тому +1

      Tiny Gun, Big Caliber It seems.
      Kinda like the Noisy Cricket from MIB.

  • @omnaidu5002
    @omnaidu5002 4 роки тому +14563

    i think there is a good reason why there are no playable female characters in this game

    • @spythor1281
      @spythor1281 4 роки тому +239

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @imaster9032
      @imaster9032 4 роки тому +1484

      Meet the pyro

    • @Jtak-qu5hk
      @Jtak-qu5hk 3 роки тому +3057

      Fun fact: the mad milk was originally going to be called "Mann milk"

    • @ninjaish311
      @ninjaish311 3 роки тому +560

      Female sniper /:

    • @jeidexsenicejar9439
      @jeidexsenicejar9439 3 роки тому +368

      Ok now you have a point

  • @tootifruiti0626
    @tootifruiti0626 10 місяців тому +7

    2:58 even with his pants down, Sniper still has enough dignity to fight. Good for him.

  • @mythicalbeast2456
    @mythicalbeast2456 5 років тому +1290

    I legit thought the Sniper would make Spy drink the jarate.

    • @9780-e2q
      @9780-e2q 5 років тому +173

      It went more darker

    • @androo6473
      @androo6473 5 років тому +5

      978 000000 DONT know how that is darker?

    • @epicdemon3443
      @epicdemon3443 5 років тому +10

      I actually thought the same thing mythicalbeast 245

    • @serarinfinity8249
      @serarinfinity8249 5 років тому +76

      Instead he broked his jaw with the jarate jar of screen

    • @BlockGamingOfficialYT
      @BlockGamingOfficialYT 5 років тому +3

      Same

  • @narnit.
    @narnit. 5 років тому +545

    When sniper seems to be trying to force the jar into spy's mouth, he's actually simultaneously knocking out his teeth and dislocating his jaw.

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 5 років тому +94

      As well as attempting to break the jar in his mouth so he both drinks the piss and gets a mouthful of glass

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 5 років тому +19

      @Joseph Bleifus Anytime bro

    • @evergreenthedog
      @evergreenthedog 5 років тому +6

      @@spooderlover3512 it's lemonade ;)

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 5 років тому +8

      deadly piss COCKtail

    • @thepoisondoor428
      @thepoisondoor428 5 років тому +7

      @@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 haha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafuckyouhahahahahahahahaha

  • @shelbyyoutube6281
    @shelbyyoutube6281 5 років тому +783

    It must’ve taken a lot of courage to search for a model of sniper without his pants on...

    • @cheezekeke3951
      @cheezekeke3951 4 роки тому +82

      I’m more shocked that it was a thing

    • @Phoxbas
      @Phoxbas 4 роки тому +30

      @Charlie Colon yes there's naked models too

    • @FirelMusic
      @FirelMusic 4 роки тому +36

      I like to believe Winglet made it himself.

    • @Unrellius
      @Unrellius 4 роки тому +36

      IIRC, he used the legs from the Sniper model from Timeless Thief, which was custom made (and had no private parts). For this video, all he had to do was add home-made ass cheeks.

    • @thetrashmann8140
      @thetrashmann8140 4 роки тому +13

      The bad thing is I know where some of the nude models are SFMLabs

  • @philippines_pinky
    @philippines_pinky 10 місяців тому +37

    1:28 Engineer didn't deserve to die with the image of Sniper pissing being the last thing he saw 😢 but at least he was safe from the Jarate rampage

    • @rianchildress2166
      @rianchildress2166 6 місяців тому +4

      not even snipers team-mates were safe, the red heavy got covered in pee too

  • @ok-dk1lu
    @ok-dk1lu 6 років тому +292

    Be polite. Be efficient. And have a plan to throw piss at everyone you meet.

    • @Catboi9000
      @Catboi9000 6 років тому +2

      To PISS the off and possibly even kill them.

  • @noricgoodfeld3224
    @noricgoodfeld3224 2 роки тому +2350

    1:32 heavy saying “it is so tiny” is my favorite part

    • @Stickman5972
      @Stickman5972 2 роки тому +78

      It's actually scout saying it is so tiny and then are u kidding me?

    • @JFJay
      @JFJay 2 роки тому +172

      @@Stickman5972 no bro heavy said it first lol

    • @Stickman5972
      @Stickman5972 2 роки тому +1

      @@JFJay gahhh *PISS*

    • @Leskl1
      @Leskl1 2 роки тому +14

      @@JFJay jawohl

    • @undercookedsalmon
      @undercookedsalmon Рік тому +30

      @@Stickman5972 he said "are you fuckin kidding me?!"

  • @lukerzy4901
    @lukerzy4901 5 років тому +434

    Those damn notes on the all new jarate screen are:
    "Why would I want to buy this?"
    "Is that...urine?"
    "Please get out of my house"
    "I'm calling the police."

    • @mrfrogman9559
      @mrfrogman9559 4 роки тому +5

      I’d buy it

    • @scout802
      @scout802 4 роки тому +4

      It also say to under no circumstances consume this product in the bottom left corner

  • @PhillySteakWithCheese
    @PhillySteakWithCheese Рік тому +9

    Nah sniper broke world record, he peed at least 8.6 gallons

  • @robinrai4973
    @robinrai4973 6 років тому +546

    First there was piss, then there was morally questionable ways of using piss

    • @kendi8942
      @kendi8942 6 років тому +1

      Robin Rai that’s right

    • @aperson2819
      @aperson2819 6 років тому +6

      Let there be piss

    • @theinfinityscout3289
      @theinfinityscout3289 5 років тому +4

      Who would've thought that piss could be used for such good deeds?!

  • @ZoologyFan2023
    @ZoologyFan2023 3 роки тому +1165

    Why was everyone staring at The Sniper peeing!? Seriously besides the robots, this was the ONLY time both the red and blue team stopped killing each other and took a look at what's going on in their surroundings. XD

  • @bluemrgutsy8351
    @bluemrgutsy8351 4 роки тому +596

    Heavy: I fear no man but that thing....
    *Shows Jarate*
    Heavy: It scares me.

    • @bappo2980
      @bappo2980 4 роки тому +7

      I fear no man but that thing
      Snipers dong
      It scares me

    • @hank6624
      @hank6624 4 роки тому +3

      IT'S SO TINY!!

    • @Flower-bu9my
      @Flower-bu9my 4 роки тому +2

      OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! SO MUCH!

  • @Sireriko
    @Sireriko 4 місяці тому +4

    There's this small detail when Spy gets stabbed by the Sniper, the cigeratte in Spy's mouth is missing because Spy got pushed to the wall. Amazing.

  • @Lucky7Accord
    @Lucky7Accord 4 роки тому +792

    sniper: *pisses in a bucket*
    captions: applause

  • @beeeeeeale.4
    @beeeeeeale.4 5 років тому +531

    Heavy Weapons Guy: *IT IS SO TINYY!*

  • @Amartaran
    @Amartaran 4 роки тому +1359

    Bings and wikihow’s solution to stop bullying

  • @jacksontyrrell5181
    @jacksontyrrell5181 Рік тому +13

    Sniper: be polite
    Also sniper:*shoves a jar of piss in spys mouth*

  • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
    @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +334

    Ahh... hearing spies screaming for their lives is such a good stress relief.

    • @spiffy3430
      @spiffy3430 4 роки тому +2

      Wait why

    • @341972jjsnyder
      @341972jjsnyder 4 роки тому +8

      anyone think this is disturbing

    • @definedeadd
      @definedeadd 4 роки тому +5

      Well this would be ok if it weren’t for the jarate being the cause

    • @cosmic6478
      @cosmic6478 4 роки тому

      Hol up

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +7

      I see that none of yall has played engineer before, hello and welcome to tf2. You must be new here.

  • @taz3810
    @taz3810 4 роки тому +418

    "Do no under ant circumstances drink this product"
    Oh, I get it, it's like the Gamer Girl Water Bath but in TF2

  • @jacksterattacks8326
    @jacksterattacks8326 4 роки тому +440

    Let us ignore the fact that with his pants down he can kick a bucket full of piss faster than a sniper bullet, this man is an actual god.

    • @reinerbraun6017
      @reinerbraun6017 3 роки тому +18

      He's the chosen one

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 2 роки тому +9

      Australia powers ladies and mentlegen

    • @theelectro6812
      @theelectro6812 2 роки тому +1

      He has the exo

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie 2 роки тому

      @@dimsthedimwit600 Actually false, Kiwi powers, Sniper is from the sunken country of new zealand and as such was not born with any aussie powers.

    • @dustinadolfelisan9846
      @dustinadolfelisan9846 Рік тому +1

      He has legs of australium

  • @RoysMyBoy
    @RoysMyBoy Рік тому +15

    I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN EVERYONE LOOKED AT SNIPER IN DISGUST...😂💀😂

  • @coconutjuice3111
    @coconutjuice3111 4 роки тому +1430

    1:36
    Sniper: pisses like a hose
    Captions: [Applause]

    • @f0ldbl
      @f0ldbl 3 роки тому +44

      @•Pixelboy127• the people watching Applaud to him peeing

    • @PaperCircle
      @PaperCircle 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/WBnMB8caAPI/v-deo.html

    • @tanic2productions
      @tanic2productions 3 роки тому +2

      its auto generated idiot

    • @blaksavbath3416
      @blaksavbath3416 3 роки тому +4

      What is a hose

    • @cacekayse
      @cacekayse 3 роки тому +21

      i mean, it does sound like a crowd clapping hands in distant

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 6 років тому +1261

    -"The Yellow Bucket"-
    "The Golden Shower"
    Giant explosion of jarate.
    Has slow recharge time.
    Recharge like the Gas Passer
    Can not be refilled from supply cabinet.
    Just imagine that weapon.

  • @lore644
    @lore644 Рік тому +1563

    the fact the creator sacrificed their dignity for this masterpiece by downloading a model of sniper without his pants
    dedication

    • @M9ff1nD4ck8r
      @M9ff1nD4ck8r 10 місяців тому +39

      Ohh. That's where they get it!

    • @EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv
      @EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv 8 місяців тому +56

      who's saying they downloaded it just for the SFM?

    • @virt7al
      @virt7al 8 місяців тому

      @@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mvWell, Gmod is the perfect sandbox game for humping ragdolls... sooo

    • @Jaderixx
      @Jaderixx 8 місяців тому +13

      @@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv im wondering where do u find in the workshop

    • @M9ff1nD4ck8r
      @M9ff1nD4ck8r 7 місяців тому +12

      Not the workshop, But sfmlab.

  • @SerialXmasnationN
    @SerialXmasnationN Рік тому +13

    American: Piss
    British: Piss
    Australian: JARATE!!!!

  • @NexxusssYT
    @NexxusssYT 5 років тому +518

    Pryo, chill you have a gas mask a suit, You are protected from piss

    • @beansbeanie163
      @beansbeanie163 5 років тому +78

      Omega Gamer9 he probably imagine lava when he had those weird visuals

    • @Witheredrobux
      @Witheredrobux 5 років тому +27

      @@beansbeanie163 Or maybe he might be seeing soda and hes excited. Who wants orange fanta!

    • @beansbeanie163
      @beansbeanie163 5 років тому

      Ok I see that

    • @beansbeanie163
      @beansbeanie163 5 років тому

      I need to update my tf2 brain

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 5 років тому +4

      It is leaking through the breathing holes.

  • @bigbiz8075
    @bigbiz8075 5 років тому +794

    *pulls out bucket*
    Scout: *”ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDIN’ ME?!”*

  • @mental4500
    @mental4500 5 років тому +720

    “Be polite...”
    (Proceeds to throw piss at everyone)

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 5 років тому +15

      @Austin Wood
      "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
      (Equiping a Bushwacka pretty much closes out the strategy)

    • @TheAlaskanOg
      @TheAlaskanOg 5 років тому +1

      How real people pee

    • @BL0CKHEAD04
      @BL0CKHEAD04 5 років тому +3

      "professionals have standers"

    • @nicebot9769
      @nicebot9769 5 років тому

      That is a polite way to say "fuck you"

    • @Zr-gb1qd
      @Zr-gb1qd 5 років тому

      Pee*

  • @Emma-f9z
    @Emma-f9z 9 місяців тому +3

    Most brutal torture method: being forced to chugged down a jar full of piss

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 4 роки тому +624

    "Sniper no sniping"
    Sniper: Alright then

    • @Zxiiozn
      @Zxiiozn 3 роки тому

      Sniper start pissing

  • @screamingkid7554
    @screamingkid7554 6 років тому +359

    1:31
    "It is so Tiny!"
    -Heavy 2018-2019

    • @nursiagian6805
      @nursiagian6805 6 років тому +10

      Only when he soft

    • @user-vp9ry3km2c
      @user-vp9ry3km2c 6 років тому +2

      @Rin in a bin drinking gin it was call MANN milk before...

    • @ozyruzf7235
      @ozyruzf7235 6 років тому +1

      I'd like to think that he was trying to say, "But he is so tiny". As in Heavy cannot believe Sniper, a man of his size, can carry that much water.

  • @HaydenH
    @HaydenH 5 років тому +1904

    *"It is so tiny!"*

  • @drshemp45
    @drshemp45 2 місяці тому +1

    For five whole years, i've not been able to go to the bathroom without saying the words "Piss time" in an australian accent, all because of this video. Your art lives in my head rent free.

  • @melmonsmith9306
    @melmonsmith9306 6 років тому +585

    I fear no man.... but that.. thing, it scares me

  • @alejandrothehuman7949
    @alejandrothehuman7949 4 роки тому +347

    I like how at 0:06 Scout's like "Yeah! You almost got me, almost got me, you didn't though" and then immediately dies right after he says that

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 3 роки тому +17

      Pretty much every scout in game

    • @splashy69
      @splashy69 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @idropgp8052
    @idropgp8052 4 роки тому +462

    Sniper: be polite
    *literally throws his own piss at people*

    • @shilpyrahman1531
      @shilpyrahman1531 4 роки тому +16

      The sniper throws it politely

    • @alexanderarrington2393
      @alexanderarrington2393 4 роки тому +11

      It’s efficient

    • @lotus5770
      @lotus5770 4 роки тому +6

      _"And it's his plan to kill everyone he meets.."_

    • @charred7256
      @charred7256 4 роки тому +1

      "Be efficient"
      I think that also means things around him and things he can use to his advantage

    • @demopan4446
      @demopan4446 2 роки тому

      Be efficient: *body-shot someone he could've totally have headshoted*

  • @izaisredacted1856
    @izaisredacted1856 Рік тому +24

    I know I'm a masochist but this is a whole other level of genuine fear

    • @AuroaGamer
      @AuroaGamer 5 місяців тому +3

      Glad to know I’m not they only one scared

  • @Bread_Baron
    @Bread_Baron 3 роки тому +3588

    I am now cursed with the knowledge that a pants-less sniper model exists
    edit: for the people wondering why the replies refer to me as "Heavy"
    It's because I changed my name

    • @ZeeZaac
      @ZeeZaac 3 роки тому +160

      R34.

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 3 роки тому +274

      @@ZeeZaac stop

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor 3 роки тому +98

      Everyone looking shocked and disgusted but they were actually impressed

    • @nextscitt5046
      @nextscitt5046 3 роки тому +76

      What’s worse is there is also a naked model of Sniper.(from the cheese dream video)

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 3 роки тому +59

      One is a job and the other is mental sickness

  • @SirTimidFlash
    @SirTimidFlash 6 років тому +268

    This is Winglet giving us a cry for help. The look on snipers face when he feeds spy his piss jar.

    • @jujujustherefr
      @jujujustherefr 6 років тому +2

      @@bepisboi3569 I am going to vomit

    • @jujujustherefr
      @jujujustherefr 6 років тому

      @@bepisboi3569 On you

    • @doklalodka4364
      @doklalodka4364 6 років тому

      it was scrary to watch look at his face while he does it no regret

  • @walter_248
    @walter_248 Рік тому +1033

    When even Pyro is scared, you know it's an absolute emergency situation

    • @alpdemirerel2074
      @alpdemirerel2074 Рік тому +46

      But heres the thing.
      You know how Pyro has the Pyro goggles that make everything look alot less violent to them (if you watched meet the Pyro)
      Now the real question is, what did they see????

    • @wygy10
      @wygy10 Рік тому +18

      @@alpdemirerel2074 i really want to say that it's a water gun, but im not even sure bout that lol

    • @MartianLeo_T
      @MartianLeo_T Рік тому +12

      @@alpdemirerel2074you say violent but not vile, they actually saw it as pee.

    • @alpdemirerel2074
      @alpdemirerel2074 Рік тому +11

      @@MartianLeo_T oh yeah, so it would just be peeing.

    • @MartianLeo_T
      @MartianLeo_T Рік тому +10

      @@alpdemirerel2074yea… btw the part where sniper started shoving a pee jar into spy’s mouth scared me for life

  • @ChristmasJimsC0mput3r
    @ChristmasJimsC0mput3r 4 місяці тому +6

    1:31 “It is so tiny” NAHH 💀