"Be polite" - flips a guy off and throws piss "Be efficient" - misses a headshot and uses a ton of piss "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" ... One outta three ain't bad I guess
@@selectivepontification8766 it is professional Be polite he doesn't secretly show how much he hates you he's honest about it Be efficient he kills demoman and disables his weapon in one shot and fills up a bucket and 10 or more jars with one piss
I love how this says that: 1. The sniper is not ashamed to piss in front of everyone 2. He doesn't find a place to piss without being seen 3. He pees with his pants all way down
@@nick_souza you made me remember something i wanted to forgot thanks i gest ? (no really when i look the esciption of this "weapon" i said NOPE F THIS)
I love how the spy refuses to backstab him at first because his knife will give him a disguise as that sniper and he doesn't want to sacrifice his dignity for one backstab
I was a little scared cuz those two things are what I thought aswell but what scared me was the angry look on snipers face and the terrified face on the spy
IIRC, he used the legs from the Sniper model from Timeless Thief, which was custom made (and had no private parts). For this video, all he had to do was add home-made ass cheeks.
Things to be afraid of in this video: -Sniper pees with pants all the way down. -He doesn’t pull back up his pants or underwear. -The fact that he filled 8 whole jars and a bucket. -He killed his own engie by distracting him and making him walk off a cliff. -Blu spy not being able to backstab him. -Heavy calling his pp small. -Sniper aiming the bucket perfectly with blu sniper’s shot. -Him trying to fit the jar of piss in blu spy’s mouth. *-The fact that this feels like an actual meet the team video*
Fun fact:Jarate was first shown in meet the sniper because The sniper drinks coffee then the jar of Urine shows up after he drinks the coffee, The jarate was added in Sniper vs spy update in 2009 and meet the sniper come out in 2008
@@mylifesogood217 Other games: We have a set of unique and interesting mechanics that enhance gameplay Death Stranding: piss on tentacle monsters to turn them into gold
Those damn notes on the all new jarate screen are: "Why would I want to buy this?" "Is that...urine?" "Please get out of my house" "I'm calling the police."
I am now cursed with the knowledge that a pants-less sniper model exists edit: for the people wondering why the replies refer to me as "Heavy" It's because I changed my name
Everyone should really take a moment to appreciate that now the Winglet has at least a pantsless, if not nude, sniper model on his computer. The brave man.
-"The Yellow Bucket"- "The Golden Shower" Giant explosion of jarate. Has slow recharge time. Recharge like the Gas Passer Can not be refilled from supply cabinet. Just imagine that weapon.
Meet the Sniper: A well-mannered Assassin.
Actual TF2 Sniper:
Piss moment
This is insane jarate sniper
"Piss Time"
"Be polite, be efficient."
Efficient is a mix of not using to much of something, or being able to using any kind of thing
He's not attacking, He's showing dominance.
Sniper is ultimate gamer alpha male
@@mmoknay9943 imma break the 420 lieks
Mateus Dias Romano I think we found the god of destruction I
nah that is two nukes xD
What dominance?
the fact the creator sacrificed their dignity for this masterpiece by downloading a model of sniper without his pants
dedication
Ohh. That's where they get it!
who's saying they downloaded it just for the SFM?
@@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mvWell, Gmod is the perfect sandbox game for humping ragdolls... sooo
@@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv im wondering where do u find in the workshop
Not the workshop, But sfmlab.
2:02 i think it’s more impressive that he managed to kick the bucket faster than the bullet was shot
erm actually it was because BLU sniper fired after the bucket was kicked 🤓☝️
@@soda_noob I meant if you look at the slowed down speed of the bullet and the slowed down speed of the bucket, the bucket is faster
@@TheWagonroast ok
This, guys ...
... is how Sniper will single-handedly stop the fires at Australia.
*Dear God*
@Sanosika Chaos form *No...*
HAHAHAHAHAHH
ok
And the giant spiders.
"This is a bucket"
"Dear God"
"There's more"
"No..."
...
[Sniper chuckles in the background]
Yes I like it
The person above you literally said this -_-
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE So that’s what’s inside the bucket.
Reminder: the official reason jarate does mini crits is because your enemies lose their will to live, thus taking more damage.
I love how everyone put aside their differences just to know why the sniper was pissing fountains
"It is so tiny!"
-Heavy
A tiny dicc
heavy cannot believe eyes
Everyone else: Gross, urinating in public is disgusting!
Heavy: *d i c c*
To be honest, I was expecting that
666 likes xd
Fun Fact: Saxton Hale sold Sniper a pill that makes your kidneys 3X larger.
I can't tell if that was smart or stupid...
Don't the Jarate Pills also have a side effect where it basically shuts down your other internal organs when it enlarges your kidneys?
@@AlchemixIncTM He also took a pill that dulls the pain of your organs shutting down. I learned this in 107 facts you didnt know about tf2.
Because of saxton hale every body got pissed
and a pill that didn’t make him feel his other organs shutting down
I love how scout Just yells in the back ground, “OH MY GOD, SO MUCH” and “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME”
Don't forget "I FORESAW THIS!"
i thought scout said are you fucking kidding me
I love how even though the Medic dies at 2:27 he can still be heard screaming. Even in death you aren’t safe from Jarate.
It's the red one.
@@AlexHerrera-wk6lqfriendly fire
0% Women
1% Nudity
0% Drugs/alcohol
99% Piss
He drinks alcohol at the start
@@mlgshrek5639 of course, Mann Co. branded Jarate Pills can only be dissolved on the mannliestiest of the mannliest drinks. Beer
@@staringgasmask I thought it was Apple juice
@@KusabeKuruyashiki no it’s piss
@@sleepdeprivedsteve are you making a joke or are you dead serious
boys: "can i use the restroom?"
Men. : "P I S S T I M E . "
0:43
I don't know, can you?
y e s
Stanley Pines I got that reference.
*pisses on many jars and finally pisses on a bucket*
You know, I gotta give Sniper credit for having the chad energy of pissing in front of everyone and make direct eye contact…
true
0:22 The iconic look on demo's face as he knows what's gonna happen but can't do anything about it.
Sniper: “Professionals have standards”
Also Sniper: throws jars of piss at people
he didnt say how high the standards are though
"Be polite" - flips a guy off and throws piss
"Be efficient" - misses a headshot and uses a ton of piss
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
... One outta three ain't bad I guess
Cause that is professional
Yes, but there is still mindless entertainment!
@@selectivepontification8766 it is professional
Be polite he doesn't secretly show how much he hates you he's honest about it
Be efficient he kills demoman and disables his weapon in one shot and fills up a bucket and 10 or more jars with one piss
The worst part is, is that he pees with his pants.... ALL THE WAY DOWN.
It just feels good, man.
FeelsGoodMan.jpg
@ADD50 pros have standards
And the standards aren't very high.
I'm eyes rreeee
3:04 Poor Spy he really didn't deserve that
At 2:33 you can see spy being very concerned and worried abt his teammates and his enemies.mean8ng sniper is a very dangerous non merciful person
Most people: I’m gonna use the bathroom
Sniper: *P I S S T I M E*
Ikr
It says peace time on the subtitles
next time im at a florest drinking water of whatever im drinking,ill bringing 25 jars with me
PISSTIME
0:43
"It is so tiny"
Sniper: Well mate... *It costs $400,000 to shoot this weapon, for 12 seconds.*
Lol
Lmao
Best part is that sniper misses all of his shots so it's literally just wasted
@@NotGoodAtCombatyou dont get the reference lol
@@roopy8902 I do, *_I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY_*
3:10 That spy scene is just BRUTAL
big respect to sasha and medic's bird...they saved the minors.
the bird's name is archimedes
I love how this says that: 1. The sniper is not ashamed to piss in front of everyone
2. He doesn't find a place to piss without being seen
3. He pees with his pants all way down
4. He pisses constantly without stopping to change jars
5. He ends up walking around a public neighbourhood with no pants
@@jonathand.t.5051 you forgot he still pising around while walking in the neibourhood
ThIs SaYS A LOt AbOut SoCIeTY
Fun fact: scout and his mad milk
@@nick_souza you made me remember something i wanted to forgot thanks i gest ? (no really when i look the esciption of this "weapon" i said NOPE F THIS)
I love how the spy refuses to backstab him at first because his knife will give him a disguise as that sniper and he doesn't want to sacrifice his dignity for one backstab
“As if I would get piss on a 3,000 dollar suit”
*10,000 Dollar suit
@@Green_Bullet Correct
ohh now i get it
2:44 remind anyone of something?
Hey, at least it wasn’t Scout’s Mad "Milk"
Oh god…
Dear God.......
Idk which is worse, this or the mad milk
@@RWSfan2024 Both.
Both are equally worst
@@annoying_HK_guy theres more.
The sniper:"Calm and well mannered assassin"
Also the sniper: *JARATE*
Sniper in a 10x server
nah thats jsut sniper normally
Dude if they add were u can play sniper and piss join a x100 server and let the piss go on
Lol
666 likes...
@@OofTheSpy holy shit you are right
He's either trying to break the spy's jaw, or break the bottle on his jaw
Both are equally terrifying
I was a little scared cuz those two things are what I thought aswell but what scared me was the angry look on snipers face and the terrified face on the spy
Spy's face just made it feel fucking terrifying
I thought he was gonna try and force him to eat the jar
All three are scary
Honestly I think it was both
Xyxle Elipse I imagined that
He took “ahh, piss” to another level.
“One is a job the other is a mental sickness.”
This is both.
I mean look at the medic he is a psychopath
More like medical sickness
Gaming_Vita_TV I think it’s just because he is German.
UTI on a weapons grade scale
"it is so tiny"
*Pisses niagara falls*
Pissigara falls
Viagra Smalls
he has an iron bladder
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie...
@@basilisk4428 he does indeed
"Its so Tiny" Had me dying 😂😂
"piss time"
"Im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya!"
*heavy's expression*
I CANT AHAHAHAH
When even Pyro is Crying, you know it’s bad
What _would_ it be like in Pyrovision?
@@kats1203 OH SHI-
@@kats1203 WHAT
@@kats1203 Hold on........
@@kats1203 it would be like water and he’s at a water park
i think there is a good reason why there are no playable female characters in this game
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Meet the pyro
Fun fact: the mad milk was originally going to be called "Mann milk"
Female sniper /:
Ok now you have a point
other games: we'll make weapons realistic as possible even if they are futuristic:
tf2 and terraria: piss is a weapon
Sniper's been holding it in since day one. 😂
He pissed one whole bucket
Sniper: *Proffesionals have standards*
do you mean?
*Professionals*
Yeah i dont know the spelling 😂
@@Jotep21 you do now
This is a bucket
@@Fierywell dear god...
Bings and wikihow’s solution to stop bullying
Throw some Jarate at them, whilst shouting "JARATE"
Bing:piss time!
Wikihow:
@@sanicishere7295 i read it in sniper's voice
Overused joke
I know I'm a masochist but this is a whole other level of genuine fear
The last scene was brutal enough
The worst part is poor little Archimedes had to witness him in his disgusting glory.
Thats a weird way to spell amazing
Archimedes doesn't deserve to be jarated. He deserves to be showered in nice pure, water with some rich pet bodywash.
@@KCKrumbcake what is water,but jarate with a purpose
Lol
lucky bird
It must’ve taken a lot of courage to search for a model of sniper without his pants on...
I’m more shocked that it was a thing
@Charlie Colon yes there's naked models too
I like to believe Winglet made it himself.
IIRC, he used the legs from the Sniper model from Timeless Thief, which was custom made (and had no private parts). For this video, all he had to do was add home-made ass cheeks.
The bad thing is I know where some of the nude models are SFMLabs
this man has not gotten circumcised in probably 20 years💀💀
Wut
1:31
Heavy:"it is so tiny"
Sniper:*pull's out, and pisses into a bucket*
I like how everyone stopped fighting just to look at that like imagine if all world conflicts could be ended that easily
Heavy: its so *tiny!!!*
Scout : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
In war I’m just gonna stop in the middle of the battlefield and piss to see what would happen.
well, nobody tried to stop a war with piss before, right
Just like how someone stopped a discord war by just posting a photo of rebecca rabbit and danny dog kiss
Didn’t know Sniper was a Pants Down Cheeks Out kinda guy.
if see you doing that i consider you to be gay
It's a powermove.
@@SirDankleberry its a gay powermove
@@joshmanis9860 it’s a gay power move that even gays don’t do
@@naturaliron9726 so future gay people do it
Drinking too much Mountain Dew be like
my favorite parts are "I FORESAW DIIISSS" -blu scout and also "it is so tiny!" -blu heavy
The ending is so fucking terrifying.
Poor spy 💀
My jaw hurts
R.i.p spy mouth and stomach
I don't even know what the point sniper doing that to spy was... what was sniper trying to do?
@@william3371 1. Trying to destroy spy's jaw and kill him.
2. Trying to destroy the jar so that spy would eat glass and piss.
“Why would i want to buy this?”
“Is that... urine?”
“Please get out of my house.”
“I’m calling the police.”
Amazing
*Do not under any circumstances drink this product
yall aint gonna comment on how good a kicker the Sniper is??? imagine kicking a bucket full of fluids 30 feet off the ground
every other playable guy in the game: "taking battle really seriously"
sniper: PISS TIME
The Jarate was so powerful, that even his own team died.
Agreed
*Red Sniper has been banned for team killing.*
Jarate is great for turbine map. And if you use with huntsman.
Oh shi- Good
There is your 600 like my friend
Things to be afraid of in this video:
-Sniper pees with pants all the way down.
-He doesn’t pull back up his pants or underwear.
-The fact that he filled 8 whole jars and a bucket.
-He killed his own engie by distracting him and making him walk off a cliff.
-Blu spy not being able to backstab him.
-Heavy calling his pp small.
-Sniper aiming the bucket perfectly with blu sniper’s shot.
-Him trying to fit the jar of piss in blu spy’s mouth.
*-The fact that this feels like an actual meet the team video*
The fact he's still pissing as he's walking home
F.M ink youtube Extras y e s
Barrett Boucher yea that was pretty fucked up
don't worry guys engi is still alive, he just take fall damage
Nah the fact that his stomach rumbles when he needs to pee
Fastest things on earth: bullets, spaceships, and sniper’s piss bucket
definitly one of the greatest animation in SFM never created! I'm gonna subscribe!
sniper: *pisses in a bucket*
captions: applause
Yes
its impressive
LOL
Sniper say piss time,caption s say peace time
Can we get a round of applause for the captions
I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN EVERYONE LOOKED AT SNIPER IN DISGUST...😂💀😂
Sniper: be polite
Also sniper:*shoves a jar of piss in spys mouth*
i love how at the start there's some poor f2p spy knifing a dispenser
l o n d o n
The sniper: no I’m not a crazed gunman I’m an assassin, the difference is ones a job and the other is mental sickness
This sniper: “ *JARATE* “
Jarate Sniper is the best !
Beats the Scout's mad milk !
No it's 10000× time HELL
@@becaliteodora3285 got strong thoughts
Professional have standards
@@f_u2 yeah
The quotes at the end tho lol 🤣
"Why would I want to buy this?"
"Is that... urine?"
"Please get out of my house"
"I'm calling the police"
"Do not under any circumstances drink this product"
@@camocat307 mmmmmmm Lemonade
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA44 that was the last we heard of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@camocat307 *the jaratethon*
911 likes for "I'm calling the police"
ahhh yes. the right correct vid to watch while drinking lemon juice.
Good god…if this sniper was the one from meet the spy, he would’ve lived.
First there was piss, then there was morally questionable ways of using piss
Robin Rai that’s right
Let there be piss
Who would've thought that piss could be used for such good deeds?!
I love how BLU just ignores the fact that the sniper has already set up a literal beer fort on the opposite team
*Laughs in Ranch Relaxo*
But but was it entirely beer
Probably something I would do
@@whatamistudio2557 may contain wood
@@UH-60_Blackhawk may contain pis-
Fun fact:Jarate was first shown in meet the sniper because The sniper drinks coffee then the jar of Urine shows up after he drinks the coffee, The jarate was added in Sniper vs spy update in 2009 and meet the sniper come out in 2008
You know you did something really bad when two opposing team stop fighting
*"It is so tiny!"*
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
1:32
Omg omg omg so much
@@NoobieLandCity
And the paint’s peeling off of my walls
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID*
Other games : we will make our game realistic and well balanced in combat.
Tf2 : piss in a bottle is a new weapon.
Other games: We have a cool rifle with underbarrel grenades.
Postal 2: I have an unlimited supply of urine
@@mylifesogood217 bro this coment is a year old
@@blocky_luke so what? we can still reply if we want to.
@@mylifesogood217 Other games: We have a set of unique and interesting mechanics that enhance gameplay
Death Stranding: piss on tentacle monsters to turn them into gold
@@mylifesogood217 it hurts
American: Piss
British: Piss
Australian: JARATE!!!!
The animation. The scenery. The creativity. This is a true SFM masterpiece and it made me wildly uncomfortable. Good job mate!
Those damn notes on the all new jarate screen are:
"Why would I want to buy this?"
"Is that...urine?"
"Please get out of my house"
"I'm calling the police."
I’d buy it
It also say to under no circumstances consume this product in the bottom left corner
I dunno how you convinced me to watch a 4 minute video of sniper pissing but I'm glad you did
Love your stick animations btw. If you manage to do other games and jump on the Fortnite train then you'll probably hit big.
StickMations yo watsup
I love your vids
What are you planning for next Halloween
I dont know what you saw but I only witnessed 3:51 of pure piss terror
i barely get scarred from anything. but this? this did more than scar me. Good job mate!
A big record of biggest amount of piss.
Well done, Sniper.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am now cursed with the knowledge that a pants-less sniper model exists
edit: for the people wondering why the replies refer to me as "Heavy"
It's because I changed my name
R34.
@@ZeeZaac stop
Everyone looking shocked and disgusted but they were actually impressed
What’s worse is there is also a naked model of Sniper.(from the cheese dream video)
One is a job and the other is mental sickness
I legit thought the Sniper would make Spy drink the jarate.
It went more darker
978 000000 DONT know how that is darker?
I actually thought the same thing mythicalbeast 245
Instead he broked his jaw with the jarate jar of screen
Same
1:31 "it is so tiny"
-Heavy
1:28 Engineer didn't deserve to die with the image of Sniper pissing being the last thing he saw 😢 but at least he was safe from the Jarate rampage
Everyone should really take a moment to appreciate that now the Winglet has at least a pantsless, if not nude, sniper model on his computer. The brave man.
I thought he was going to make the spy drink the pee at 3:07
I’m more worried about the possibilities that could stem from it...
You guys haven't been on the internet long have you?
@@hattedshadow2872 god
@@iamme2739 yeah me too
1:32 heavy saying “it is so tiny” is my favorite part
It's actually scout saying it is so tiny and then are u kidding me?
@@Stickman5972 no bro heavy said it first lol
@@JayNACZ gahhh *PISS*
@@JayNACZ jawohl
@@Stickman5972 he said "are you fuckin kidding me?!"
The reaction of the Medic and the Soldier killed me.
“It is so tiny” 💀
damn that’s funny lookin back at this.
-"The Yellow Bucket"-
"The Golden Shower"
Giant explosion of jarate.
Has slow recharge time.
Recharge like the Gas Passer
Can not be refilled from supply cabinet.
Just imagine that weapon.
Piss pool party
While recharging he is peeing too?
Someone get Karma Charger over here!
Hmm
Headshots reduce recharge time
1:39
Sniper: Pisses into a bucket
UA-cam Captions: [Applause]
Theater play ends:
Audience: *pisses*
Yep UA-cam captions is the worst
It kinda does sound like clapping though lol
Yes
Also UA-cam captions: music
even his own team is being terrorized by his piss
Heavy: I fear no man but that thing....
*Shows Jarate*
Heavy: It scares me.
I fear no man but that thing
Snipers dong
It scares me
IT'S SO TINY!!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! SO MUCH!
1:32 "It is so tiny!" Said Heavy 2018
*thats what she said*
The RubyOverlord lmao 😂
omfg you stole my comment
U stole my comment
今でも見てるよ〜
Remind me to never go near a sniper cuz I don't want to drink jarate
Soldier no longer wants bucket.
1:36
Sniper: pisses like a hose
Captions: [Applause]
@•Pixelboy127• the people watching Applaud to him peeing
ua-cam.com/video/WBnMB8caAPI/v-deo.html
its auto generated idiot
What is a hose
i mean, it does sound like a crowd clapping hands in distant
_Some classes are polite,_
_Some classes are efficient,_
*_THE SNIPER THROWS PISS AT PEOPLE,_*
*_AND LIVES IN A VAN!_*
YYEESS
why is there a read more button?
@HulloTheLoser your turn
Hell i forgot what that video was called :Sentry:TM
@@GhostlyOfficialVA tasty :sentry:TM
SNIPER LET ME BORROW THE JAR I CANT HOLD IT
Noticed Snipers Grarand thumb. Nice attention to detail!
It took 10 years to make this ever since the Jarate got into the game.
noice
Lmao
Worth it
10 years of pent up piss, now that how Australian hold their piss m8
The Winglet wasn't a SFM master 10 years ago.
Now time for....
Meet the Mad Milk
NO
Making the cut out cow angry is mean
*NO*
FUCK NO
He gotta explain how scout makes it