Meet the Jarate [SFM]

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  • @disrike2909
    @disrike2909 3 роки тому +14697

    Meet the Sniper: A well-mannered Assassin.
    Actual TF2 Sniper:

    • @Angela-hn4fo
      @Angela-hn4fo 3 роки тому +451

      Piss moment

    • @scader_shot
      @scader_shot 3 роки тому +269

      This is insane jarate sniper

    • @CertainlyCaro
      @CertainlyCaro 3 роки тому +181

      "Piss Time"

    • @revelate_
      @revelate_ 3 роки тому +175

      "Be polite, be efficient."

    • @DJacob1301
      @DJacob1301 3 роки тому +81

      Efficient is a mix of not using to much of something, or being able to using any kind of thing

  • @OrangeUtan115
    @OrangeUtan115 4 роки тому +4948

    He's not attacking, He's showing dominance.

    • @mmoknay9943
      @mmoknay9943 4 роки тому +152

      Sniper is ultimate gamer alpha male

    • @Strikker1918BAR
      @Strikker1918BAR 4 роки тому +23

      @@mmoknay9943 imma break the 420 lieks

    • @mmoknay9943
      @mmoknay9943 4 роки тому +18

      Mateus Dias Romano I think we found the god of destruction I

    • @Strikker1918BAR
      @Strikker1918BAR 4 роки тому +9

      nah that is two nukes xD

    • @dangdao8068
      @dangdao8068 4 роки тому +8

      What dominance?

  • @lore644
    @lore644 9 місяців тому +467

    the fact the creator sacrificed their dignity for this masterpiece by downloading a model of sniper without his pants
    dedication

    • @Muff1nDuck8r
      @Muff1nDuck8r 2 місяці тому +8

      Ohh. That's where they get it!

    • @EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv
      @EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv Місяць тому +7

      who's saying they downloaded it just for the SFM?

    • @sk1llrx21
      @sk1llrx21 25 днів тому

      @@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mvWell, Gmod is the perfect sandbox game for humping ragdolls... sooo

    • @JadeAE
      @JadeAE 20 днів тому +1

      @@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv im wondering where do u find in the workshop

    • @Muff1nDuck8r
      @Muff1nDuck8r 19 днів тому +1

      Not the workshop, But sfmlab.

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast 8 місяців тому +267

    2:02 i think it’s more impressive that he managed to kick the bucket faster than the bullet was shot

    • @soda_noob
      @soda_noob 5 місяців тому +4

      erm actually it was because BLU sniper fired after the bucket was kicked 🤓☝️

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast 5 місяців тому +3

      @@soda_noob I meant if you look at the slowed down speed of the bullet and the slowed down speed of the bucket, the bucket is faster

    • @soda_noob
      @soda_noob 5 місяців тому +1

      @@TheWagonroast ok

  • @duckmaneuvers
    @duckmaneuvers 4 роки тому +5937

    This, guys ...
    ... is how Sniper will single-handedly stop the fires at Australia.

  • @NatilCort
    @NatilCort 3 роки тому +5022

    "This is a bucket"
    "Dear God"
    "There's more"
    "No..."

  • @benedictegerman5000
    @benedictegerman5000 2 місяці тому +72

    Reminder: the official reason jarate does mini crits is because your enemies lose their will to live, thus taking more damage.

  • @bacharoni1685
    @bacharoni1685 9 місяців тому +151

    I love how everyone put aside their differences just to know why the sniper was pissing fountains

  • @TheMrBrick
    @TheMrBrick 4 роки тому +4328

    "It is so tiny!"
    -Heavy

  • @overchoicings5809
    @overchoicings5809 4 роки тому +3124

    Fun Fact: Saxton Hale sold Sniper a pill that makes your kidneys 3X larger.

    • @beesechurger2540
      @beesechurger2540 4 роки тому +229

      I can't tell if that was smart or stupid...

    • @AlchemixIncTM
      @AlchemixIncTM 4 роки тому +325

      Don't the Jarate Pills also have a side effect where it basically shuts down your other internal organs when it enlarges your kidneys?

    • @overchoicings5809
      @overchoicings5809 4 роки тому +272

      @@AlchemixIncTM He also took a pill that dulls the pain of your organs shutting down. I learned this in 107 facts you didnt know about tf2.

    • @nasiatariq5612
      @nasiatariq5612 4 роки тому +83

      Because of saxton hale every body got pissed

    • @caspain9629
      @caspain9629 4 роки тому +40

      and a pill that didn’t make him feel his other organs shutting down

  • @Silly.Pickle
    @Silly.Pickle Рік тому +114

    I love how scout Just yells in the back ground, “OH MY GOD, SO MUCH” and “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME”

  • @owenliss3263
    @owenliss3263 10 місяців тому +408

    I love how even though the Medic dies at 2:27 he can still be heard screaming. Even in death you aren’t safe from Jarate.

  • @v0lny886
    @v0lny886 3 роки тому +5029

    0% Women
    1% Nudity
    0% Drugs/alcohol
    99% Piss

    • @mlgshrek5639
      @mlgshrek5639 3 роки тому +258

      He drinks alcohol at the start

    • @staringgasmask
      @staringgasmask 3 роки тому +112

      @@mlgshrek5639 of course, Mann Co. branded Jarate Pills can only be dissolved on the mannliestiest of the mannliest drinks. Beer

    • @KusabeKuruyashiki
      @KusabeKuruyashiki 3 роки тому +34

      @@staringgasmask I thought it was Apple juice

    • @sleepdeprivedsteve
      @sleepdeprivedsteve 3 роки тому +22

      @@KusabeKuruyashiki no it’s piss

    • @non-di5pd
      @non-di5pd 3 роки тому +16

      @@sleepdeprivedsteve are you making a joke or are you dead serious

  • @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N
    @SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N 4 роки тому +3815

    boys: "can i use the restroom?"
    Men. : "P I S S T I M E . "

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 4 роки тому +86

      0:43

    • @thedoninator5935
      @thedoninator5935 4 роки тому +37

      I don't know, can you?

    • @screamza
      @screamza 4 роки тому +21

      y e s

    • @Rakiael07
      @Rakiael07 4 роки тому +6

      Stanley Pines I got that reference.

    • @Lynxianmi2il
      @Lynxianmi2il 4 роки тому +8

      *pisses on many jars and finally pisses on a bucket*

  • @FlareonGames
    @FlareonGames 11 місяців тому +42

    You know, I gotta give Sniper credit for having the chad energy of pissing in front of everyone and make direct eye contact…

  • @usedtobecontentmaker
    @usedtobecontentmaker 10 місяців тому +37

    0:22 The iconic look on demo's face as he knows what's gonna happen but can't do anything about it.

  • @speek8826
    @speek8826 4 роки тому +8780

    Sniper: “Professionals have standards”
    Also Sniper: throws jars of piss at people

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 4 роки тому +502

      he didnt say how high the standards are though

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 4 роки тому +375

      "Be polite" - flips a guy off and throws piss
      "Be efficient" - misses a headshot and uses a ton of piss
      "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
      ... One outta three ain't bad I guess

    • @glitch6183
      @glitch6183 4 роки тому +38

      Cause that is professional

    • @kleetus92
      @kleetus92 4 роки тому +16

      Yes, but there is still mindless entertainment!

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 роки тому +39

      @@selectivepontification8766 it is professional
      Be polite he doesn't secretly show how much he hates you he's honest about it
      Be efficient he kills demoman and disables his weapon in one shot and fills up a bucket and 10 or more jars with one piss

  • @DDDog
    @DDDog 4 роки тому +7462

    The worst part is, is that he pees with his pants.... ALL THE WAY DOWN.

  • @lucasbartlett5035
    @lucasbartlett5035 9 місяців тому +35

    3:04 Poor Spy he really didn't deserve that

  • @rodgamerz9050
    @rodgamerz9050 Рік тому +62

    At 2:33 you can see spy being very concerned and worried abt his teammates and his enemies.mean8ng sniper is a very dangerous non merciful person

  • @D-FENS33
    @D-FENS33 4 роки тому +6907

    Most people: I’m gonna use the bathroom
    Sniper: *P I S S T I M E*

  • @hatred9427
    @hatred9427 3 роки тому +3053

    "It is so tiny"
    Sniper: Well mate... *It costs $400,000 to shoot this weapon, for 12 seconds.*

    • @TheKarateKid2021
      @TheKarateKid2021 3 роки тому +17

      Lol

    • @psycommu36
      @psycommu36 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao

    • @NotGoodAtCombat
      @NotGoodAtCombat 3 роки тому +49

      Best part is that sniper misses all of his shots so it's literally just wasted

    • @roopy8902
      @roopy8902 3 роки тому +6

      @@NotGoodAtCombatyou dont get the reference lol

    • @NotGoodAtCombat
      @NotGoodAtCombat 3 роки тому +19

      @@roopy8902 I do, *_I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY_*

  • @sevsevie
    @sevsevie 7 місяців тому +19

    3:10 That spy scene is just BRUTAL

  • @somerandumguy
    @somerandumguy 5 місяців тому +57

    big respect to sasha and medic's bird...they saved the minors.

  • @kanoreeves6698
    @kanoreeves6698 4 роки тому +1625

    I love how this says that: 1. The sniper is not ashamed to piss in front of everyone
    2. He doesn't find a place to piss without being seen
    3. He pees with his pants all way down

    • @jonathand.t.5051
      @jonathand.t.5051 4 роки тому +118

      4. He pisses constantly without stopping to change jars
      5. He ends up walking around a public neighbourhood with no pants

    • @w2earthsouba464
      @w2earthsouba464 4 роки тому +30

      @@jonathand.t.5051 you forgot he still pising around while walking in the neibourhood

    • @new-neon
      @new-neon 4 роки тому +16

      ThIs SaYS A LOt AbOut SoCIeTY

    • @nick_souza
      @nick_souza 4 роки тому +6

      Fun fact: scout and his mad milk

    • @w2earthsouba464
      @w2earthsouba464 4 роки тому +1

      @@nick_souza you made me remember something i wanted to forgot thanks i gest ? (no really when i look the esciption of this "weapon" i said NOPE F THIS)

  • @CrayfishLord
    @CrayfishLord 3 роки тому +6369

    I love how the spy refuses to backstab him at first because his knife will give him a disguise as that sniper and he doesn't want to sacrifice his dignity for one backstab

  • @ChelseaBrownBlatchford
    @ChelseaBrownBlatchford Рік тому +36

    Hey, at least it wasn’t Scout’s Mad "Milk"

  • @NorthernL1ghtProductions
    @NorthernL1ghtProductions Рік тому +27

    The sniper:"Calm and well mannered assassin"
    Also the sniper: *JARATE*

  • @aprofessionalgamer5355
    @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 років тому +3977

    Sniper in a 10x server

    • @daleknewvegas45
      @daleknewvegas45 5 років тому +79

      nah thats jsut sniper normally

    • @rubmann6372
      @rubmann6372 5 років тому +54

      Dude if they add were u can play sniper and piss join a x100 server and let the piss go on

    • @RustyTMercury
      @RustyTMercury 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @OofTheSpy
      @OofTheSpy 5 років тому +6

      666 likes...

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 5 років тому +5

      @@OofTheSpy holy shit you are right

  • @someflatsoda9879
    @someflatsoda9879 3 роки тому +739

    He's either trying to break the spy's jaw, or break the bottle on his jaw
    Both are equally terrifying

    • @rishiwow
      @rishiwow 3 роки тому +80

      I was a little scared cuz those two things are what I thought aswell but what scared me was the angry look on snipers face and the terrified face on the spy

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 роки тому +54

      Spy's face just made it feel fucking terrifying

    • @happybrat8457
      @happybrat8457 3 роки тому +61

      I thought he was gonna try and force him to eat the jar
      All three are scary

    • @carolynchurch4642
      @carolynchurch4642 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly I think it was both

    • @lightclaww6586
      @lightclaww6586 3 роки тому

      Xyxle Elipse I imagined that

  • @BananaMaster24.
    @BananaMaster24. 7 місяців тому +20

    He took “ahh, piss” to another level.

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 4 роки тому +1361

    “One is a job the other is a mental sickness.”

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 роки тому +3610

    "it is so tiny"
    *Pisses niagara falls*

  • @kamdensteiner5151
    @kamdensteiner5151 9 місяців тому +9

    "Its so Tiny" Had me dying 😂😂

  • @theCaterpillar1
    @theCaterpillar1 7 місяців тому +3

    "piss time"
    "Im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya!"
    *heavy's expression*
    I CANT AHAHAHAH

  • @rwooooshmeifurgay573
    @rwooooshmeifurgay573 3 роки тому +4657

    When even Pyro is Crying, you know it’s bad

    • @kats1203
      @kats1203 3 роки тому +363

      What _would_ it be like in Pyrovision?

    • @mdn737
      @mdn737 3 роки тому +129

      @@kats1203 OH SHI-

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 3 роки тому +89

      @@kats1203 WHAT

    • @k0sami
      @k0sami 3 роки тому +70

      @@kats1203 Hold on........

    • @mrweirdman3502
      @mrweirdman3502 3 роки тому +155

      @@kats1203 it would be like water and he’s at a water park

  • @omnaidu5002
    @omnaidu5002 3 роки тому +12404

    i think there is a good reason why there are no playable female characters in this game

    • @spythor1281
      @spythor1281 3 роки тому +239

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @imaster9032
      @imaster9032 3 роки тому +1195

      Meet the pyro

    • @Jtak-qu5hk
      @Jtak-qu5hk 3 роки тому +2644

      Fun fact: the mad milk was originally going to be called "Mann milk"

    • @ninjaish311
      @ninjaish311 3 роки тому +474

      Female sniper /:

    • @jeidexsenicejar9439
      @jeidexsenicejar9439 3 роки тому +322

      Ok now you have a point

  • @Belt_time_emoji636
    @Belt_time_emoji636 7 місяців тому +2

    other games: we'll make weapons realistic as possible even if they are futuristic:
    tf2 and terraria: piss is a weapon

  • @CollinMaloy
    @CollinMaloy 7 місяців тому +3

    Sniper's been holding it in since day one. 😂

  • @Jotep21
    @Jotep21 3 роки тому +712

    He pissed one whole bucket
    Sniper: *Proffesionals have standards*

  • @amartarat
    @amartarat 4 роки тому +1344

    Bings and wikihow’s solution to stop bullying

  • @izaisredacted1856
    @izaisredacted1856 7 місяців тому +3

    I know I'm a masochist but this is a whole other level of genuine fear

  • @monkeh11
    @monkeh11 7 місяців тому +2

    The last scene was brutal enough

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli 3 роки тому +2543

    The worst part is poor little Archimedes had to witness him in his disgusting glory.

    • @Larfmield0007
      @Larfmield0007 3 роки тому +40

      Thats a weird way to spell amazing

    • @KCKrumbcake
      @KCKrumbcake 3 роки тому +71

      Archimedes doesn't deserve to be jarated. He deserves to be showered in nice pure, water with some rich pet bodywash.

    • @Larfmield0007
      @Larfmield0007 3 роки тому +25

      @@KCKrumbcake what is water,but jarate with a purpose

    • @kleiYT
      @kleiYT 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @victorstiles8946
      @victorstiles8946 3 роки тому +4

      lucky bird

  • @shelbyyoutube6281
    @shelbyyoutube6281 4 роки тому +743

    It must’ve taken a lot of courage to search for a model of sniper without his pants on...

    • @cheezekeke3951
      @cheezekeke3951 4 роки тому +78

      I’m more shocked that it was a thing

    • @Phoxbas
      @Phoxbas 4 роки тому +27

      @Charlie Colon yes there's naked models too

    • @FirelMusic
      @FirelMusic 4 роки тому +32

      I like to believe Winglet made it himself.

    • @Unrellius
      @Unrellius 4 роки тому +36

      IIRC, he used the legs from the Sniper model from Timeless Thief, which was custom made (and had no private parts). For this video, all he had to do was add home-made ass cheeks.

    • @thetrashmann8140
      @thetrashmann8140 4 роки тому +11

      The bad thing is I know where some of the nude models are SFMLabs

  • @spiderman1a318
    @spiderman1a318 9 місяців тому +4

    this man has not gotten circumcised in probably 20 years💀💀

  • @Toadster101
    @Toadster101 3 місяці тому +3

    1:31
    Heavy:"it is so tiny"
    Sniper:*pull's out, and pisses into a bucket*

  • @quindariousgooch6908
    @quindariousgooch6908 4 роки тому +5080

    I like how everyone stopped fighting just to look at that like imagine if all world conflicts could be ended that easily

    • @Weed_Soldier967
      @Weed_Soldier967 4 роки тому +280

      Heavy: its so *tiny!!!*

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 4 роки тому +199

      Scout : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

    • @Literally_.toasted
      @Literally_.toasted 4 роки тому +119

      In war I’m just gonna stop in the middle of the battlefield and piss to see what would happen.

    • @Dracolino
      @Dracolino 4 роки тому +114

      well, nobody tried to stop a war with piss before, right

    • @774game
      @774game 4 роки тому +47

      Just like how someone stopped a discord war by just posting a photo of rebecca rabbit and danny dog kiss

  • @erebusthedragon8017
    @erebusthedragon8017 3 роки тому +4719

    Didn’t know Sniper was a Pants Down Cheeks Out kinda guy.

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 роки тому +73

      if see you doing that i consider you to be gay

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 3 роки тому +413

      It's a powermove.

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 роки тому +127

      @@SirDankleberry its a gay powermove

    • @naturaliron9726
      @naturaliron9726 3 роки тому +247

      @@joshmanis9860 it’s a gay power move that even gays don’t do

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 роки тому +18

      @@naturaliron9726 so future gay people do it

  • @vygtvgygvfgvbbgghihggyg762
    @vygtvgygvfgvbbgghihggyg762 8 місяців тому +3

    Drinking too much Mountain Dew be like

  • @tristanhartman356
    @tristanhartman356 10 місяців тому +2

    my favorite parts are "I FORESAW DIIISSS" -blu scout and also "it is so tiny!" -blu heavy

  • @breh4276
    @breh4276 3 роки тому +7369

    The ending is so fucking terrifying.

    • @TheKidLexxx
      @TheKidLexxx 3 роки тому +526

      Poor spy 💀

    • @remington8617
      @remington8617 3 роки тому +422

      My jaw hurts

    • @user-el4hd6gw3f
      @user-el4hd6gw3f 3 роки тому +275

      R.i.p spy mouth and stomach

    • @william3371
      @william3371 3 роки тому +176

      I don't even know what the point sniper doing that to spy was... what was sniper trying to do?

    • @sixhundredsixtysix6666
      @sixhundredsixtysix6666 3 роки тому +481

      @@william3371 1. Trying to destroy spy's jaw and kill him.
      2. Trying to destroy the jar so that spy would eat glass and piss.

  • @hadetmis221
    @hadetmis221 4 роки тому +505

    “Why would i want to buy this?”
    “Is that... urine?”
    “Please get out of my house.”
    “I’m calling the police.”
    Amazing

    • @doomsins
      @doomsins 3 роки тому +11

      *Do not under any circumstances drink this product

  • @Chrisanthropy
    @Chrisanthropy 6 місяців тому +2

    yall aint gonna comment on how good a kicker the Sniper is??? imagine kicking a bucket full of fluids 30 feet off the ground

  • @Peter_Pro808
    @Peter_Pro808 2 місяці тому +2

    every other playable guy in the game: "taking battle really seriously"
    sniper: PISS TIME

  • @NASALunarLight
    @NASALunarLight 3 роки тому +639

    The Jarate was so powerful, that even his own team died.

  • @marvelouscat2137
    @marvelouscat2137 3 роки тому +3467

    Things to be afraid of in this video:
    -Sniper pees with pants all the way down.
    -He doesn’t pull back up his pants or underwear.
    -The fact that he filled 8 whole jars and a bucket.
    -He killed his own engie by distracting him and making him walk off a cliff.
    -Blu spy not being able to backstab him.
    -Heavy calling his pp small.
    -Sniper aiming the bucket perfectly with blu sniper’s shot.
    -Him trying to fit the jar of piss in blu spy’s mouth.
    *-The fact that this feels like an actual meet the team video*

    • @1nfinitune533
      @1nfinitune533 3 роки тому +260

      The fact he's still pissing as he's walking home

    • @marvelouscat2137
      @marvelouscat2137 3 роки тому +16

      F.M ink youtube Extras y e s

    • @marvelouscat2137
      @marvelouscat2137 3 роки тому +37

      Barrett Boucher yea that was pretty fucked up

    • @warmpereer65
      @warmpereer65 3 роки тому +36

      don't worry guys engi is still alive, he just take fall damage

    • @nathansmith6874
      @nathansmith6874 3 роки тому +42

      Nah the fact that his stomach rumbles when he needs to pee

  • @MemerMan1214
    @MemerMan1214 Місяць тому +3

    Fastest things on earth: bullets, spaceships, and sniper’s piss bucket

  • @Axim_nitr0
    @Axim_nitr0 8 місяців тому +1

    definitly one of the greatest animation in SFM never created! I'm gonna subscribe!

  • @Lucky7Accord
    @Lucky7Accord 4 роки тому +761

    sniper: *pisses in a bucket*
    captions: applause

  • @RoysMyBoy
    @RoysMyBoy 7 місяців тому +3

    I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN EVERYONE LOOKED AT SNIPER IN DISGUST...😂💀😂

  • @jacksontyrrell5181
    @jacksontyrrell5181 8 місяців тому +2

    Sniper: be polite
    Also sniper:*shoves a jar of piss in spys mouth*

  • @randomfuzzyidiot6794
    @randomfuzzyidiot6794 8 місяців тому +2

    i love how at the start there's some poor f2p spy knifing a dispenser
    l o n d o n

  • @djinn1235
    @djinn1235 5 років тому +1361

    The sniper: no I’m not a crazed gunman I’m an assassin, the difference is ones a job and the other is mental sickness
    This sniper: “ *JARATE* “

    • @becaliteodora3285
      @becaliteodora3285 4 роки тому +2

      Jarate Sniper is the best !
      Beats the Scout's mad milk !

    • @f_u2
      @f_u2 4 роки тому +3

      No it's 10000× time HELL

    • @f_u2
      @f_u2 4 роки тому

      @@becaliteodora3285 got strong thoughts

    • @mr.mendoza4285
      @mr.mendoza4285 4 роки тому

      Professional have standards

    • @becaliteodora3285
      @becaliteodora3285 4 роки тому

      @@f_u2 yeah

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 Рік тому +2833

    The quotes at the end tho lol 🤣
    "Why would I want to buy this?"
    "Is that... urine?"
    "Please get out of my house"
    "I'm calling the police"

    • @camocat307
      @camocat307 Рік тому +120

      "Do not under any circumstances drink this product"

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA44
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA44 Рік тому +32

      @@camocat307 mmmmmmm Lemonade

    • @Fancy_ManRoblox
      @Fancy_ManRoblox Рік тому +17

      @@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA44 that was the last we heard of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @KeishaBolilan
      @KeishaBolilan 11 місяців тому +5

      @@camocat307 *the jaratethon*

    • @andyandnoah3571
      @andyandnoah3571 11 місяців тому +7

      911 likes for "I'm calling the police"

  • @jarredeymardbernardo
    @jarredeymardbernardo Рік тому +4

    ahhh yes. the right correct vid to watch while drinking lemon juice.

  • @gooberculues
    @gooberculues 3 місяці тому +3

    Good god…if this sniper was the one from meet the spy, he would’ve lived.

  • @robinrai4973
    @robinrai4973 5 років тому +539

    First there was piss, then there was morally questionable ways of using piss

    • @kendi8942
      @kendi8942 5 років тому

      Robin Rai that’s right

    • @aperson2819
      @aperson2819 5 років тому +6

      Let there be piss

    • @theinfinityscout3289
      @theinfinityscout3289 4 роки тому +4

      Who would've thought that piss could be used for such good deeds?!

  • @therick0019
    @therick0019 3 роки тому +4608

    I love how BLU just ignores the fact that the sniper has already set up a literal beer fort on the opposite team

  • @bonkdicootrevised6774
    @bonkdicootrevised6774 Рік тому +5

    Fun fact:Jarate was first shown in meet the sniper because The sniper drinks coffee then the jar of Urine shows up after he drinks the coffee, The jarate was added in Sniper vs spy update in 2009 and meet the sniper come out in 2008

  • @VasiliBelikov
    @VasiliBelikov Рік тому +5

    You know you did something really bad when two opposing team stop fighting

  • @HaydenH
    @HaydenH 5 років тому +1901

    *"It is so tiny!"*

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke 2 роки тому +4608

    Other games : we will make our game realistic and well balanced in combat.
    Tf2 : piss in a bottle is a new weapon.

    • @mylifesogood217
      @mylifesogood217 Рік тому +246

      Other games: We have a cool rifle with underbarrel grenades.
      Postal 2: I have an unlimited supply of urine

    • @blocky_luke
      @blocky_luke Рік тому +21

      @@mylifesogood217 bro this coment is a year old

    • @TankCatGaming
      @TankCatGaming Рік тому +70

      ​@@blocky_luke so what? we can still reply if we want to.

    • @anonanon161
      @anonanon161 Рік тому +49

      @@mylifesogood217 Other games: We have a set of unique and interesting mechanics that enhance gameplay
      Death Stranding: piss on tentacle monsters to turn them into gold

    • @postaldude9779
      @postaldude9779 Рік тому +4

      ​@@mylifesogood217 it hurts

  • @M4A1_Rifle
    @M4A1_Rifle 7 місяців тому +5

    American: Piss
    British: Piss
    Australian: JARATE!!!!

  • @theradiumgirl9298
    @theradiumgirl9298 Рік тому +4

    The animation. The scenery. The creativity. This is a true SFM masterpiece and it made me wildly uncomfortable. Good job mate!

  • @lukerzy4901
    @lukerzy4901 4 роки тому +426

    Those damn notes on the all new jarate screen are:
    "Why would I want to buy this?"
    "Is that...urine?"
    "Please get out of my house"
    "I'm calling the police."

    • @mrfrogman9559
      @mrfrogman9559 4 роки тому +5

      I’d buy it

    • @scout802
      @scout802 4 роки тому +4

      It also say to under no circumstances consume this product in the bottom left corner

  • @StickMations
    @StickMations 5 років тому +7361

    I dunno how you convinced me to watch a 4 minute video of sniper pissing but I'm glad you did

    • @realshi229
      @realshi229 5 років тому +21

      Love your stick animations btw. If you manage to do other games and jump on the Fortnite train then you'll probably hit big.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 років тому +3

      StickMations yo watsup

    • @CatsandBoots935
      @CatsandBoots935 5 років тому +3

      I love your vids

    • @CatsandBoots935
      @CatsandBoots935 5 років тому +2

      What are you planning for next Halloween

    • @buttAttack
      @buttAttack 5 років тому +7

      I dont know what you saw but I only witnessed 3:51 of pure piss terror

  • @aperturelaboratoriesmybeloved
    @aperturelaboratoriesmybeloved 10 місяців тому

    i barely get scarred from anything. but this? this did more than scar me. Good job mate!

  • @SugarQueen972
    @SugarQueen972 8 місяців тому

    A big record of biggest amount of piss.
    Well done, Sniper.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bread_Baron
    @Bread_Baron 3 роки тому +3556

    I am now cursed with the knowledge that a pants-less sniper model exists
    edit: for the people wondering why the replies refer to me as "Heavy"
    It's because I changed my name

    • @ZeeZaac
      @ZeeZaac 2 роки тому +159

      R34.

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 2 роки тому +274

      @@ZeeZaac stop

    • @TheIndoraptor
      @TheIndoraptor 2 роки тому +97

      Everyone looking shocked and disgusted but they were actually impressed

    • @nextscitt5046
      @nextscitt5046 2 роки тому +76

      What’s worse is there is also a naked model of Sniper.(from the cheese dream video)

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 2 роки тому +60

      One is a job and the other is mental sickness

  • @mythicalbeast2456
    @mythicalbeast2456 4 роки тому +1273

    I legit thought the Sniper would make Spy drink the jarate.

  • @the_voiwer
    @the_voiwer 10 місяців тому +2

    1:31 "it is so tiny"
    -Heavy

  • @philippines_pinky
    @philippines_pinky 3 місяці тому +6

    1:28 Engineer didn't deserve to die with the image of Sniper pissing being the last thing he saw 😢 but at least he was safe from the Jarate rampage

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 3 роки тому +544

    Everyone should really take a moment to appreciate that now the Winglet has at least a pantsless, if not nude, sniper model on his computer. The brave man.

    • @iamme2739
      @iamme2739 3 роки тому +29

      I thought he was going to make the spy drink the pee at 3:07

    • @hattedshadow2872
      @hattedshadow2872 3 роки тому +20

      I’m more worried about the possibilities that could stem from it...

    • @Piddemannen
      @Piddemannen 3 роки тому +18

      You guys haven't been on the internet long have you?

    • @notstressmess1883
      @notstressmess1883 3 роки тому +3

      @@hattedshadow2872 god

    • @cun9172
      @cun9172 3 роки тому

      @@iamme2739 yeah me too

  • @noricgoodfeld3224
    @noricgoodfeld3224 2 роки тому +2346

    1:32 heavy saying “it is so tiny” is my favorite part

    • @Stickman5972
      @Stickman5972 Рік тому +77

      It's actually scout saying it is so tiny and then are u kidding me?

    • @JayNACZ
      @JayNACZ Рік тому +172

      @@Stickman5972 no bro heavy said it first lol

    • @Stickman5972
      @Stickman5972 Рік тому +1

      @@JayNACZ gahhh *PISS*

    • @theezquickscope
      @theezquickscope Рік тому +14

      @@JayNACZ jawohl

    • @undercookedsalmon
      @undercookedsalmon Рік тому +29

      @@Stickman5972 he said "are you fuckin kidding me?!"

  • @Gh0st_CallOfDuty
    @Gh0st_CallOfDuty 2 місяці тому +1

    The reaction of the Medic and the Soldier killed me.

  • @toast9579
    @toast9579 Рік тому +2

    “It is so tiny” 💀
    damn that’s funny lookin back at this.

  • @EeveeRealSenpai
    @EeveeRealSenpai 5 років тому +1257

    -"The Yellow Bucket"-
    "The Golden Shower"
    Giant explosion of jarate.
    Has slow recharge time.
    Recharge like the Gas Passer
    Can not be refilled from supply cabinet.
    Just imagine that weapon.

  • @adog6763
    @adog6763 3 роки тому +619

    1:39
    Sniper: Pisses into a bucket
    UA-cam Captions: [Applause]

    • @hatti...
      @hatti... 3 роки тому +31

      Theater play ends:
      Audience: *pisses*

    • @rosie5118
      @rosie5118 3 роки тому +4

      Yep UA-cam captions is the worst

    • @jiffyisdead3625
      @jiffyisdead3625 3 роки тому +2

      It kinda does sound like clapping though lol

    • @Eggb0i
      @Eggb0i 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @alexanderjohnson4448
      @alexanderjohnson4448 3 роки тому +1

      Also UA-cam captions: music

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 3 місяці тому +1

    even his own team is being terrorized by his piss

  • @bluemrgutsy8351
    @bluemrgutsy8351 4 роки тому +590

    Heavy: I fear no man but that thing....
    *Shows Jarate*
    Heavy: It scares me.

    • @bappo2980
      @bappo2980 4 роки тому +6

      I fear no man but that thing
      Snipers dong
      It scares me

    • @hank6624
      @hank6624 4 роки тому +2

      IT'S SO TINY!!

    • @Flower-bu9my
      @Flower-bu9my 4 роки тому +1

      OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! SO MUCH!

  • @Crestfallen_Fawkes
    @Crestfallen_Fawkes 5 років тому +1211

    1:32 "It is so tiny!" Said Heavy 2018

  • @afzannizamabduldzani1625
    @afzannizamabduldzani1625 Рік тому +2

    Remind me to never go near a sniper cuz I don't want to drink jarate

  • @vincentstalhjarta5544
    @vincentstalhjarta5544 8 місяців тому +1

    Soldier no longer wants bucket.

  • @coconutjuice3111
    @coconutjuice3111 3 роки тому +1425

    1:36
    Sniper: pisses like a hose
    Captions: [Applause]

    • @cshapr4256
      @cshapr4256 3 роки тому +43

      @•Pixelboy127• the people watching Applaud to him peeing

    • @PaperCircle
      @PaperCircle 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/WBnMB8caAPI/v-deo.html

    • @tanic2productions
      @tanic2productions 3 роки тому +2

      its auto generated idiot

    • @blaksavbath3416
      @blaksavbath3416 3 роки тому +3

      What is a hose

    • @cacekayse
      @cacekayse 3 роки тому +20

      i mean, it does sound like a crowd clapping hands in distant

  • @CaptPatrick01
    @CaptPatrick01 5 років тому +759

    _Some classes are polite,_
    _Some classes are efficient,_
    *_THE SNIPER THROWS PISS AT PEOPLE,_*
    *_AND LIVES IN A VAN!_*

  • @RONTHECOOLFILEFOLDER
    @RONTHECOOLFILEFOLDER 8 місяців тому +2

    SNIPER LET ME BORROW THE JAR I CANT HOLD IT

  • @Rainestorm999
    @Rainestorm999 9 місяців тому +1

    Noticed Snipers Grarand thumb. Nice attention to detail!

  • @3bxxdy
    @3bxxdy 5 років тому +525

    It took 10 years to make this ever since the Jarate got into the game.

  • @nou9096
    @nou9096 4 роки тому +2742

    Now time for....
    Meet the Mad Milk