Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger Industry
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- Опубліковано 23 лют 2009
- The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.
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I love how they causally just use the Romanian flag as Koy4Goff’s flag.
We are a spam country. Just look at how much spam workers we sent to Western Europe.
Thieves >:)
It's the Romanians who stole Koy4Goff's flag.
@@mattjoshima6181 heyy! :(
It's possible they doubled over some speech of a politician. I suck at history, but this kinda looks like Iliescu
I have an uncle in Koy4Gof who just passed away and left me 6 million dollars. I didn't know him, but he sounds like a wonderful man and wonderful country.
What a beautiful story. Do you by any chance need to use my bank account to get the money out of the country ?
@@daneenmurf1043 😂😂😂 Brilliant!
Act now, I recommend, and geev ALL information to -me- them, for make sure your vonderful uncle can rest in peace and happiness for to know his nephew happy with his 6 million dollars for very good successful life. Make now sure, good sir or madam, and send this today for your goodest fortune upon responding today now!
Was it specified that it was 6 million dollars USD. It's etremely important that your inheritance is also described as an initialism.
"I created a financial empire. Can you put your computer on autopilot with online wealth generation?"
This video predicted bitcoin.
The Onion is not comedy, it is prophecy.
Also comedy.
I still don't understand how bitcoin mining works
Ben Hinman people do transactions and the miners solve math problems to compete for a % of the transaction fee
@@zeruel121 yes , the miners dig a hole then excavate the content of your pocket. it is called simple math - you give they get 1+1
haha Bitcoin is a joke, you computer continues to generate online wealth by 100 other ways. another 100 existed before bitcoin
I just realized that they are actually speaking in their native language, and we are refusing to truly listen to them.
He is such a beautiful speaker.
Darmok and Jalad at horny singles in your area.
This is easily one of the Onion's top 10 videos ever made.
Seriously. And the accuracy tho....
Yeah! so creative & funny!
Wish I had seen 3:30 before the pandemmy 😅
Agreed.
This dude reciting Internet ads is true art.
I love how George Clooney is featured and shows him conducting his normal daily business, handing over free money to a happy couple.
When are we going to deal with the crises in Telemarketerstan
grandconjunct
When the politicians stop getting kickbacks.
Matthew bro the comment is 11 years old
SMART Board SBM680 77Inch Interactive Whiteboard
And here you are reading it.
Matthew fair enough
13 years later and that’s still a valid question
"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! Add me to your MSN!" lol
I read this exactly as he said it... What a coinkeydink!
I remember the ads offering to find your old classmates. This video is just before Facebook took over and we all learned we actually prefer not to see our old classmates!
Yesss the one with the picture of the girl who looks like Jackie from that 70s show
lmao. and id gladly take 00’s popups over 20 second youtube ads
@@winonafrog There's Adblock for UA-cam.
Ahhh. We get so mad at spammers, mocking their "awful grammar" and garish aesthetics, but it turns out it's all _legit,_ that's just how these people _talk,_ and we just fail to understand the true _depth_ and _beauty_ of Koy4Goff's language and culture, and the real _complexity_ of the local economy. Sad!
Joyous salutations and many warm benedictions to the people of Koy4Goff! Or as I believe they say in _your_ language: "Dear sir/mem! I WI$H 4 UU many gud working!!!!! Mak 1'000,s _D0LLARTS_ USD @ home!!! *REAL!!!"*
Truly a message we in America XXX can take to heart 24/7
😂😂 Your openness to other cultures is heartwarming!
Shaka, when the walls fell!
rofl
"I started this business giving away free $10000"
I haven't seen the use of "rofl" in a very long time
@@spencergorman366
Well the comment is eleven years old so that makes sense.
ENTER HERE FOR GOVERNMENT!!!!
brilliant, fucking brilliant.
True
As always
Catwalk models love grand prizes at the pump... Thanks grandpa.
Luxury timepieces best quality!
This is one of the funniest onions I've seen yet! That guy with the free money business was absolutely brilliant! And they managed to include every common type of spam that nobody clicks on more than once there is.
The spam comments on this video are deliciously ironic.
damn these comments are ancient
Who writes this stuff...comedy gold. brilliant
Your comment is brilliant
they predicted Spamton
Spamton's hometown
I wish our national leaders could speak as eloquently as the Prime Minister of Koy4Goff .
"Popupistan"
LMAO
the onions just keep raising the bar
We vacationed in Koy4Goff and visited George’s store. He truly is a lovely man.
I love how Affordable Paradise is misspelt.
SS. Re: You're Profile
Generic C14L15 warehouse? Classic.
The Onion churns out another hilarious video. Keep up the good work.
I'm from the future and I've got some sad news for you.
huh, so that's where spamton's from
"READ THIS FREE WARRRNING!"
spamtons true ethnicity
I wonder how many takes it took for the actor at the end to get through that speech without cracking up. I love me some Onion.
Make rain rain go AWAY!
Add sizzle to your SUMMER!
"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President, add me to your MSN" hahahah. Hilarious.
Spamton world
Stamp tong
Been spendin' most their lives, livin' in the AFFORDABLE PARADISE
It’s outrageous! The products are actually gold! It’s the Current advertising technique that is bad!
US should be more supportive of Koy4Gaff & Popupistan!
Instead of outright banning imports from these countries, US should provide alternate ways for these countries to legally advertise their amazing products, in an efficient way!
Otherwise there will a whole lot of Russian troops at their border threatening their capitalist way of life and causing yet another damn crisis.
Study: Teen Mortality Rate High Among Dogs.
HAHAHA! Love the ticker!
The idea of an large container ship loaded with nothing but penis pumps is a humorous idea. All marked urgent.
At last, we've found Spamton's birthplace!
It's even funnier when you hear those spams that you've gotten
Holy crap. This is so well made My brain is frozen!
I am truely impressed! 10/10 maybe the best onion news.
One of the best ones yet!
"Over important use big what want was. Number other said feet because great tell. Did years words side does light will? Here second long him been five. Above have three across left work me. Play thing from under."
I'm sold!
While want often you after. More light go there top. Like looked some his change been so men know. Heard then name between read. Because since times know no one next. Me for being between along need same. Has until was white. Means go time while below year find. I been back always going know of been feet.
@@SkylarsTerribleMemes It really is a _beautiful_ language, isn't it?
This is so underrated, absolute gold
"America has no right to condemn our way of life, and make RinGRinG go away!" ahhh good old Onion....making us seemed informed :D
I clicked on this thinking it was about the canned crap company. I have zero explanations.
This is possibly my favorite Onion clip ever.
You know, just when I think that maybe The Onion has exhausted all possible material, something like this emerges. bravo, onion.
@Not Suspicious Human I mean, it's cool.
This might be my favourite The Onion video. So many jokes packed in three minutes.
"add sizzle to your summer" lmao!!
"Add me to your MSN Mr president! Add me to your MSN!!"
Heh...both the areas on the map are actually chunks of Kazakhstan.
Nice try, no such country exists.
@@dsandoval9396 Actually, it does exist. It was founded by Sacha Baron Cohen to sell Borat.
Wow this was hilarous! Make your PC 200% times faster! lmao
Right next to this video: "Her IQ is 121: Can you beat that? Take Quiz"
We can thank Koy4Goff for the latest development in the evolution of youth vernacular
If George Clooney is forced to close his shop, he can always get a job with the U.S. federal government
1:05 is Ukraine rn 😅
I always wondered where all that spam was coming from!!
Lets help this man, not to lose his store!
Just reading the title itself made me crack up for 5 minutes.
Spamton real
lol i like how real they make some of these news reports seem so people get all confused
i know its what makes this channel so good
I think this is the longest video of the Onion's that I"ve seen, and it's still very watchable!
@Not Suspicious Human good.
0:42 my god lolol
LOL i love the witty quips about internet culture
"add me to your MSN mr. president!"
Now I'll always read spam and popups with that voice :D
this, in my opinion anyway, is by far damn straight the funniest onion video i have ever seen between 55 and 1:40
Im still waiting for my Scarlett Johanson upskirt photos. Or were they lying?
The best Onion video ever.
"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! Add me to your MSN!"
Even that sir IS an understatement.
This is oddly familiar to Romania, the master spam country.
0:08 Babies jacked up on caffeine is just what we need...
1:10 This actor is great.
i've been there before. they have such a rich heritage! everybody is so nice. They were always offering me discounts to stay at their luxury hotels.
This one was more awesome that I was able to comprehend in the first viewing.
That last minute... very funny.
Someone asked a question in Yahoo answers: "Is Koy4Goffa a real country"? We're getting dumber by the minute.
Offcourse it is. SEnd email now for CHEAP TIKCETS to AFFORDABLE PARADISE .Chance to WIN FREE IPHONE!!!
seriously ! this SPAM segment was great !
This is actually unbelievable
Do they offer visas or offshore accounts?
damn this was just epic, they went out and did well on this one. woot
i love the onion. i don't know how these people do the report without laughing
I would watch an hour of that guy reading spam email subject lines.
I can't help but notice all the ads youtube has put up on the side while I watch this.
So good, this is brilliance yet again!!
Nothing gets past you, chief.
Every time I see this, I see something else I didn't see before! Like George Clooney!
i agree id love to find him and shop there
whaddya mean no longer available??
It's 2020 & The Onion News Network is the only news channel I watch.
No shit. The Onion comes off like real news now compared to Fox News and CNN. With the insanity that is Trump what was once parody by the Onion now seems normal.
Sometimes it helps me to watch in high quality.
It happens to me a lot and even if I refresh as many times as possible it does nothing until I try watching it in high quality.
So the state department contracted Apple for the spam can project?
isnt there already a huge trash can there? NJ?
Neeboopsh excuse me?
It's uncanny, but everywhere I go in the world, some guy's wife is willing to cheat with me.
Thank you for this amazing Spam!
Thank you algorithm
lol this was hilarious. I love the guy giving money away. So the ads ARE right!!
another great one!
One of the funniest Onion news segments, imo. The Proclamation was hilarious.
Sadly, though, Popupistan has only gotten more prodigious in its output over the years.
lol onion news...genius idea! pure genius! :D Loved the story! I can't wait for the next one. :)
I envy you! You were able to send messages to the original creators, as they were creating these videos!
So they are blocking spam that actually delivers on its promise?
liquid ca$h? where do I sign up?
There is NO way anyone could think this is real.