'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda

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  • @commandantcarpenter
    @commandantcarpenter Рік тому +24506

    i kept hoping our al Qaeda spokesman would say "I lost friends in 9/11, this is simply abhorrent to me"

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 Рік тому +1670

      "Our"?
      You just ended up on a watchlist somewhere lmao

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal Рік тому +175

      Underrated comment lol

    • @lance2533
      @lance2533 Рік тому +41

      I love it HAHAHHAA

    • @AbbaLang
      @AbbaLang Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault Рік тому +11

      ​@@carsonapplebaum2266Well it does mean The Base. I mean maybe it's all encompassing.

  • @NonsenseFabricator
    @NonsenseFabricator 2 роки тому +41266

    I love how "the mainstream media's just too afraid to have me on" is followed by "And here's a spokesman from Al Qaeda..."

    • @otakuhunter4817
      @otakuhunter4817 2 роки тому +4

      Meanwhile Taliban ruling an entire country & going on media about world peace.
      Reality is stranger than fiction

    • @Dug625
      @Dug625 2 роки тому +521

      Hahaha didn’t catch thatXD

    • @hedhuntervizo6749
      @hedhuntervizo6749 2 роки тому +440

      I miss the Old Onion

    • @THO743
      @THO743 2 роки тому +17

      😆

    • @AG-ig8uf
      @AG-ig8uf 2 роки тому +31

      Didn't he say "muslim mainstream media" ?

  • @StronSlinger
    @StronSlinger 5 місяців тому +7606

    The concept of Al-Quada getting butthurt because they're not getting credit kills me.

    • @musikali1
      @musikali1 3 місяці тому

      This skit is based on reality. Google "Al Qaeda to Iran: Stop Spreading 9/11 Conspiracy Theory"

    • @angelor9211
      @angelor9211 3 місяці тому +285

      Which apparently did happen, when the conspiracies started to roll out they had to insist it was their doing

    • @happyelephant5384
      @happyelephant5384 3 місяці тому +261

      That actually happened IRL like last year when Afghans made a big shooting in Moscow, explicitly said it was them, and Russia still blamed Ukraine.

    • @julia2k8
      @julia2k8 3 місяці тому +109

      ​@@happyelephant5384it wasn't last year and they weren't Afghans, it was ISIS and it happened in March 2024

    • @Airlock667
      @Airlock667 3 місяці тому

      @@happyelephant5384 they were paid with top euro and dollar from the federal and european reserves laundered as financial aid for ukraine lol. West being west, hypocrisy

  • @bad_writer
    @bad_writer Рік тому +10140

    14 years later, the eyeroll with "oh here we go..." still makes me cry every time

    • @RelaxYoureAStrangerOnTheNet
      @RelaxYoureAStrangerOnTheNet Рік тому +92

      He almost laughed himself lmao

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 Рік тому

      You agree with a terrorist group. That makes you a crazy person.

    • @StuermischeTage
      @StuermischeTage 8 місяців тому

      15 years later and it turned into reality with ISIS trying to convince the world, it was truly them, who committed the attacks in Moscow.

    • @julia2k8
      @julia2k8 4 місяці тому +11

      Ah sh!t here we go again

    • @random-ph5wv
      @random-ph5wv 2 місяці тому +1

      Timestamp?

  • @Toyota--Camry
    @Toyota--Camry 4 роки тому +30905

    *”Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?”*

    • @ondank
      @ondank 4 роки тому +912

      This was *the* line for me

    • @rohanbhuckory1297
      @rohanbhuckory1297 4 роки тому +110

      Lmao

    • @MegaSk2000
      @MegaSk2000 4 роки тому +113

      I knew I wasn’t the only one 🤣😂😂😂

    • @BoundInChains
      @BoundInChains 4 роки тому +41

      Genius!😆

    • @shahwan5626
      @shahwan5626 4 роки тому +96

      for opium habibi and to create fear

  • @rawtrout007
    @rawtrout007 4 роки тому +27433

    HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU SPEND 2 MONTH UP IN A MOUNTAIN CAVE, SLEEPING ON *ROCKS* , PLANNING SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL, THEN SOMEONE COMES AND TAKES CREDIT

    • @nikolaaa5988
      @nikolaaa5988 3 роки тому +2322

      “Planning something really special” as though the dude was working up to a marriage proposal or something lmao

    • @SneakyNinja-el5bn
      @SneakyNinja-el5bn 3 роки тому +384

      @@nikolaaa5988 that’s what killed me

    • @salahelhaddad4872
      @salahelhaddad4872 3 роки тому +214

      Haha yea that's what it takes to penetrate the multi million dollar US defense system 😂

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 3 роки тому +113

      I had to rewind that line twice. His delivery really caught me off guard.

    • @joebofa3808
      @joebofa3808 3 роки тому +31

      @@salahelhaddad4872 billion

  • @FerraraM98
    @FerraraM98 9 років тому +45923

    "And why is Bin Laden safe in...uh...somewhere."

    • @FerraraM98
      @FerraraM98 8 років тому +1299

      Thomas Asmussen Good thing nobody asked nor implied you.

    • @eliolopez3107
      @eliolopez3107 8 років тому +281

      This guy Asmussen needs to spell his name right. Assmussen, lol. It's so hard to believe people this stupid actually walk the earth. In dinosaur days he would have been some animals dinner. I don't know what's sadder, that a guy like that probably votes or that the shallow gene pool that spawned him will more than likely be reproduced three or four times over!

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 6 років тому +35

      FerraraM98 Perfect likes

    • @actualgarfield
      @actualgarfield 5 років тому +49

      911 likes

    • @NyanMinez
      @NyanMinez 5 років тому +56

      Thomas Asmussen people actually fell for this lmao

  • @jackrosado746
    @jackrosado746 Рік тому +2843

    "Talking to you is like talking to a goat" I swear he's way too right

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles Рік тому +18

      Thought I was the only one who caught that line

    • @1c0nic_player
      @1c0nic_player 9 місяців тому +41

      i thought it said girl and im kinda sad now

    • @humand0969
      @humand0969 8 місяців тому +9

      @@1c0nic_player it's the same thing anyway

    • @GhostRiley-zs8zb
      @GhostRiley-zs8zb 7 місяців тому

      @@humand0969 for them,yes

    • @sophiaschier-hanson4163
      @sophiaschier-hanson4163 7 місяців тому +3

      lol I still remembered this line by heart 15 years later 😂

  • @kevin_heslip
    @kevin_heslip 2 роки тому +14525

    This is the kind of nuanced, balanced discussion we need in our culture again.

    • @rezakarampour6286
      @rezakarampour6286 2 роки тому +15

      Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

    • @Idontwannashutup
      @Idontwannashutup 2 роки тому +9

      unholy number of likes

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 роки тому +2

      @@Idontwannashutup not any more muhahaha

    • @阿華-j8f
      @阿華-j8f Рік тому +34

      'We certainly have common ground there'🤣🤣

    • @4465Vman
      @4465Vman Рік тому +3

      @@rezakarampour6286 or any of david ray griffins books on 9/11!!

  • @heldersilva6672
    @heldersilva6672 4 роки тому +38409

    "I can assure You: We did NOT used thermite bombs! I did the research myself - it would not have worked...".
    This is brilliant!

    • @wowo316g5
      @wowo316g5 3 роки тому +51

      H

    • @123Mathzak
      @123Mathzak 3 роки тому +213

      Concrete, 100% not lying totally

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 3 роки тому +1467

      @@123Mathzak I love how it implies that Al-Qaeda was going to use thermite bombs but their organizer did the research and found it wouldn't work.

    • @123Mathzak
      @123Mathzak 3 роки тому +76

      @@MistahFox Yeah their organizer def wouldn’t be paid under the table or anything

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 роки тому +313

      “It's like talking to a goat”

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 3 роки тому +6872

    This actually sort of happened in real life. Al Qaeda got angry with Ahmadinejad for espousing 9/11 conspiracy theories and claimed he just hated Sunnis and didn't want to give them credit.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 3 роки тому +389

      Onion becomes news :D

    • @NobleNomad
      @NobleNomad 3 роки тому +193

      CIA and Mossad shill got mad you mean.

    • @25thturtle48
      @25thturtle48 3 роки тому +66

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 As is the tradition

    • @fordmustnagisbestcarath5046
      @fordmustnagisbestcarath5046 3 роки тому +254

      the reason i like ahmadinejad is because he makes it easier to know what is true and what isnt, for example if you see ahmadinejad saying literally anything you can add that to the list of things that arent true when if he didnt say it u maybe wouldnt know its lie for sure

    • @25thturtle48
      @25thturtle48 3 роки тому +11

      @@fordmustnagisbestcarath5046 what's the guy up to nowadays anyway

  • @sirtacomaster5978
    @sirtacomaster5978 8 місяців тому +6727

    This is ISIS rn after their attack in Russia

    • @EditsbyM
      @EditsbyM 8 місяців тому +192

      lmao, so true

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 8 місяців тому +883

      Crazy world where terrorists have to prove their own guilt to stop opportunist scumbags from shifting the blame to other parties.

    • @AIagremm
      @AIagremm 8 місяців тому +88

      Knew I wasnt the only one who thought of this video

    • @brandondrew-c4t
      @brandondrew-c4t 8 місяців тому +19

      ​@@AIagremm first time I've seen it I was going down an alex jones rabbit hole

    • @azmagaref
      @azmagaref 8 місяців тому

      You mean Mossad/CIA 😂
      ISIS has never attacked Israel even when they're conducting ethnic cleansing against their "brothers" in Palestine, I wonder why??😉

  • @harkirehal258
    @harkirehal258 5 років тому +41666

    Man, these Onion actors are a class by themself. Hollywood can't hold a candle to these guys.

    • @mission101
      @mission101 5 років тому +901

      Harki Rehal the actor of Omar Al-Farouq is my favourite out of everyone. He nails it so well and never cracks character

    • @umarzahir3582
      @umarzahir3582 4 роки тому +54

      They cant even speak or act and they try and imitate people from middle east by gettin a man to wear a scarf and yeh thats it they know people will believe anything they see or hear. Shame on the media for resorting to these tactics finally people can see through it.

    • @Aberrantly
      @Aberrantly 4 роки тому +808

      @@umarzahir3582 It's satire dude, it's not meant to look real. They're amazing actors, but nobody's perfect.

    • @lerux8392
      @lerux8392 4 роки тому +219

      @@umarzahir3582 ....this video is from the onion( a satirical site), the fuck your on about.

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 4 роки тому +90

      @@umarzahir3582 Hey dumbass. How's it like to live as a dumbass? Have you been this way your whole life?

  • @jex4400
    @jex4400 4 роки тому +39672

    "osama bin laden is safe in... somewhere" lmao he caught himself

    • @asfandyarimran
      @asfandyarimran 4 роки тому +931

      The best part😂😂😂

    • @deansbian5607
      @deansbian5607 3 роки тому +213

      LMAO

    • @tomaszzalewski4541
      @tomaszzalewski4541 3 роки тому +861

      Propably in Aladeen's guest house

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 3 роки тому +330

      @@tomaszzalewski4541 You can't go to the bathroom after he used it.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 роки тому +206

      @@tomaszzalewski4541 He was in Pakistan under the protection of the government.

  • @zacshifler
    @zacshifler 4 роки тому +22637

    "Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in...in somewhere"
    Maybe the best delivered line in acting history

    • @noahross3642
      @noahross3642 3 роки тому +154

      Ikr!!

    • @andrewgodman
      @andrewgodman 3 роки тому +354

      Nearly sounded like safe in Saudi quickly changed to somewhere 😂

    • @adamchmilo5863
      @adamchmilo5863 2 роки тому

      Such retards in the comments section, you fucks believe everything they put in front of you. Whilst you never even seen actual footage of Osoma getting killed, you never seen how those planes got hijacked, it’s bullshit, wake your asses up, maybe find some ACTUAL proof that’s not found on some website and then state your brainless statements in the comments section

    • @AKu-xs5vg
      @AKu-xs5vg 2 роки тому +172

      >best delivered line in acting history
      I think that distinction belongs to the trajectory of United Airlines flight 175

    • @Alpha_Orionis
      @Alpha_Orionis 2 роки тому +66

      safe in "Pakistan"😂

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman Рік тому +1078

    1:02 "How would you feel if you spent 2 months in the mountain caves sleeping on rocks planning on something really special only for someone else to take credit." I felt that in my soul 😂😂

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 4 місяці тому +2

      @BegeTobi Wow, didn't know Israel was based like that.

  • @Silverado-pq6xe
    @Silverado-pq6xe 3 роки тому +17508

    The “2 months in mountain caves” line is so good, does anyone else remember when the newspapers thought that we couldn’t find Bin Laden because he somehow hollowed out a cave and all the terrorists were hiding in it? There was a whole diagram about how it would work and what it looked like, and then it turned out that he was just in a fuckin house

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 3 роки тому +761

      Yeah Pakistan really did a good job helping him....

    • @pyellard3013
      @pyellard3013 2 роки тому +56

      Smart move..Not so much trusting his Doctor... Who we do hear so much on... 🤔😉

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 2 роки тому +302

      Ah yes, the Tora Bora complex. That DoD diagram is hilarious

    • @alans5799
      @alans5799 2 роки тому +302

      The crazy part is that was a fictional diagram from times of London and Rumsfeld went on "meet the press" and passed it off as real saying "not just one there are MANY of those"
      edit: I found the video lol:
      ua-cam.com/video/FGhGHxw0mSo/v-deo.html

    • @rezakarampour6286
      @rezakarampour6286 2 роки тому +16

      @@alans5799 Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

  • @yomomsfgt9978
    @yomomsfgt9978 5 років тому +14435

    “Go to the top of the Washington monument and you will see how well al qaeda is at planning things” LOL

    • @yourusernameeludesme8609
      @yourusernameeludesme8609 5 років тому +277

      Legend has it - they are still waiting.!!

    • @Q8Duelist
      @Q8Duelist 4 роки тому +85

      Lol your comment has excatly 911 likes

    • @Pagalchhagal
      @Pagalchhagal 4 роки тому +72

      "Planning things" aka fast dial George Bush to take them out

    • @sababugs1125
      @sababugs1125 4 роки тому +12

      October 12th is my birthday

    • @austinlindsay8760
      @austinlindsay8760 4 роки тому +7

      Sababugs112 mine too brother!

  • @dogwiththeteeth3135
    @dogwiththeteeth3135 4 роки тому +26211

    The whole “why is his approval rating in el-hammam” joke is so underrated. El Hammam means “The Bathhouse” but also means “The Toilet” in Arabic. He’s saying George Bush’s ratings are in the shitter.

    • @MartinOmander
      @MartinOmander 4 роки тому +616

      Oh, I wondered about that. Thanks for explaining!

    • @RoroRoseD
      @RoroRoseD 3 роки тому +109

      Nice. Thanks

    • @Marqan
      @Marqan 3 роки тому +66

      Kinda concerning that they use the same word for those..

    • @MartinOmander
      @MartinOmander 3 роки тому +836

      @@Marqan We do the same in English. "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

    • @exceptionallyfluffy
      @exceptionallyfluffy 3 роки тому +412

      I'm a native Arabic speaker and I didn't even catch that because of how badly mispronounced it was 😂

  • @Christobanistan
    @Christobanistan Рік тому +3686

    The actor playing the Al Qaeda is just amazing.
    "If you spent months planning something reallly special"
    "Why is Osama bin Laden safe in .... somewhere"
    "Me and Bush, we go out, we hang"
    😂😂

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 Рік тому

      Over 400 likes and not one comment? Not buying that at all. Seriously. Over 400 likes and not one comment? Even the anti-conspiracy theorists must be having internal dialog in their tell-a-vision addled, fluoridated minds. But they can never say anything because it's unpopular to disbelieve the official narrative. Anti-conspiracy theorists are some of the most dangerous people. They ALWAYS believe the government/corporate narrative. Deep down they are all Liberals. The only way Liberal ideology wins is with massive censorship, intimidation, violence and government expansion. Their ideas cannot win in a free market. Give them a polygraph about their own ideologies and most of them will fail.

    • @Psycho345
      @Psycho345 7 місяців тому +13

      It's Miles Grose.

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 7 місяців тому +72

      "Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?"
      "Talking to you is like talking to a goat!"

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 6 місяців тому +16

      Den of jackals

    • @julia2k8
      @julia2k8 5 місяців тому +7

      He goes hey bring on the forgeries

  • @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731
    @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731 5 років тому +33382

    Do you think this is how the Egyptians feel when people say aliens built the pyramids
    Edit: it appears I’ve accidentally created a war zone between Arab nationalists, African nationalists, Egyptian nationalists, and conspiracy theorists

    • @remisionarcidash8671
      @remisionarcidash8671 4 роки тому +1184

      Now its
      Jews
      Africans
      Syrians
      Indians
      built the pyramids and the Egyptians were just playing in the Nile
      (somehow and IDK why, some people didn't understand that it was a sarcasm and thought that I was really saying Indians built the pyramid, I mean for the Love of God what is wrong with you.)

    • @purpletape6594
      @purpletape6594 4 роки тому +49

      Remision Arcidash of course of course

    • @purpletape6594
      @purpletape6594 4 роки тому +126

      Remision Arcidash the fact that you liked your own comment makes you 10 times more believable

    • @Pagalchhagal
      @Pagalchhagal 4 роки тому +59

      @@remisionarcidash8671 lol the Indians though

    • @auckk
      @auckk 4 роки тому +248

      @@remisionarcidash8671 the egytians were africans tho. they also didnt use any slaves to build the pyramids as that would be too hard to do

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 4 роки тому +7369

    The Al Queada guy is such a good actor, he plays it so well

    • @sleepy2364
      @sleepy2364 3 роки тому +195

      @@mangonel hey you're a good infidel, don't come to the Empire State building tomorrow

    • @HeliosSoI
      @HeliosSoI 3 роки тому +64

      @@mangonel He'll show you how great they are at organizing things.

    • @MA-yu2ss
      @MA-yu2ss 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @TheRausing1
      @TheRausing1 3 роки тому +17

      @David Zarqui chill Dave

    • @Klont123
      @Klont123 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he’s a goat!

  • @rustyshackleford5288
    @rustyshackleford5288 6 років тому +28046

    "We flew an enormous airplane into a building. Okay, I think it is obvious what caused the building to crumble." XD

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 5 років тому +1332

      The book author needs to respond that the planes were holograms.

    • @cymothoa.exigua
      @cymothoa.exigua 5 років тому +29

      Dee Dee Love mmhmm

    • @davmus1112
      @davmus1112 5 років тому +125

      What plane flew into wtc7

    • @tjslam26
      @tjslam26 5 років тому +21

      @GazB85 just trying to help out here. The phrase is "I would have never guessed" not "I'd never of guessed". Or "I would've never guessed".

    • @omegastar19
      @omegastar19 5 років тому +709

      David Musial it doesnt have to. All the top 15% has to do is crush ONE single floor. Once that happens, the resulting momentum will crush the next floor, which adds even more momentum and weight to the top. Floor after floor after floor, exactly what we see on 9/11.

  • @zer0_cool
    @zer0_cool Рік тому +526

    "Me and Bush we go out, we hang, he goes bring home the forgery..." I like how even he's fed up with the guy at that point.

    • @Lazaven
      @Lazaven Рік тому +21

      Talking to you is like talking to a goat!

  • @mosfet_737
    @mosfet_737 4 роки тому +3445

    This is just a fuckin masterpiece
    that stutter: "Osama Bin Laden is safe in - - somewhere"

    • @patrickshaw411
      @patrickshaw411 3 роки тому +21

      NOT ANYMORE

    • @kolia5403
      @kolia5403 3 роки тому +16

      @@patrickshaw411 that’s what they want you to think

    • @blockerhall2731
      @blockerhall2731 3 роки тому +2

      It’s actually why is osama bin laden safe in err somewhere, and ur right it is a masterpiece, and hilarious af.

  • @Pa1_Thakur
    @Pa1_Thakur 2 роки тому +6097

    'take your family with you, October 12, 2009, lets say 3:04 pm' - that cracked me

    • @rezakarampour6286
      @rezakarampour6286 2 роки тому +42

      Search . ' Christopher Bollyn Solving 9 11 Audio Book . '

    • @GDPepiman
      @GDPepiman Рік тому +40

      10/12 Hm. Wonder what that could be?

    • @Pa1_Thakur
      @Pa1_Thakur Рік тому +8

      @@GDPepiman lol

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo Рік тому +62

      10/12? I’m starting to see a trend and branding here

    • @derpykiwi2968
      @derpykiwi2968 10 місяців тому +6

      💀

  • @aneyesky
    @aneyesky 8 років тому +4408

    "planning something really special" lol. that line gets me every time we'll done ONN!

  • @jasonh.8754
    @jasonh.8754 Рік тому +101

    It's so annoying when somebody else tries to take the credit for your work.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 8 місяців тому +1

      If I am not mistaken, wasn't a serial killer caught for exactly that reason?

  • @targaghjj
    @targaghjj 4 роки тому +7645

    "Talking to you is like talking to a goat."

  • @R3troguy
    @R3troguy 4 роки тому +4492

    to be fair if i did 9/11 i'd be offended if i didn't get credit as well

    • @mervunit
      @mervunit 3 роки тому +186

      The only way you wouldn't be offended is if part of the plan was to pin the whole thing on someone else

    • @laythadrian5705
      @laythadrian5705 3 роки тому +206

      One time I let a guy stay with me to help him out, but he screwed me over and dipped out the last month without paying the rent. I found out where he was staying and went over to his house and smashed all the windows on his truck which cost a lot more money than that last month's rent. I checked Facebook and he blamed it on someone else. Apparently he was a huge douche to a lot of people and I wasn't the most recent person he ripped off. I was relieved to not have to worry about facing retaliation or legal issues but part of me still wanted him to know I did it.

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 роки тому +50

      Which adds even more humor to the situation, the white guy is trying to frame it as "just asking questions" and "keeping an open mind" but if you were the terrorist responsible you know that's not what he's doing.

    • @ryanf922
      @ryanf922 3 роки тому +11

      You on a list now lol

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 роки тому +21

      @@laythadrian5705 this can be used against you in court

  • @GreatBigHat
    @GreatBigHat 10 років тому +6900

    "Why is Osama bin Laden safe in... somewhere?"

    • @DynamicGracer
      @DynamicGracer 5 років тому +13

      😂

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 5 років тому +23

      @@DynamicGracer 5 years later you comment. Lol and the video is from 2008 on top on all that I just happen to watch and see your comment a few hours after you posted it. Feels weird. I use to watch the onion years ago and watching the newest Rogan podcast with Penn they mentioned the onion and it caused me to look them up to see if they still make videos. And to my surprise they still do!
      Anyways it's strange how alot of the comments seem either very recent or very old.

    • @DynamicGracer
      @DynamicGracer 5 років тому +3

      @@the_original_Bilb_Ono they don't
      They sold themselves to a different company haha
      And I commented just to alert you just in case you didn't know you had 3.8k likes

    • @fortnitesus
      @fortnitesus 5 років тому +1

      Bilb Ono i am still sad he died

    • @chrisahearn789
      @chrisahearn789 4 роки тому

      They make things now, a podcast called the topical. It's actually not bad

  • @MelloWatermello
    @MelloWatermello 8 місяців тому +1295

    The latest Moscow attack is basically this: An increasingly frustrated ISIS having to repeatedly insist that it was them who did it LMAO

    • @highdefinist9697
      @highdefinist9697 8 місяців тому +141

      Yeah, they even uploaded bodycam footage - but Russia will probably claims it's AI-generated...

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 8 місяців тому +10

      @@highdefinist9697well that’s fucked up. And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to the answer is yes

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@judet2992wdym what you're referring to, this wasn't exactly a cryptic conversation

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 8 місяців тому

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 it was a joke

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 8 місяців тому

      @@judet2992 I guess I don't get the joke. What were you referring to?

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 5 років тому +12958

    It's the Onion so it's fake...
    But it's April fools, so it's real.

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 5 років тому +575

      Just like how two negatives equal a positive. Genius.

    • @silentstorm731
      @silentstorm731 4 роки тому +10

      hm

    • @Demo-0812
      @Demo-0812 4 роки тому +44

      This video was recommended to me on April first 2020
      *APRIL'S FOOLS*

    • @moa4185
      @moa4185 4 роки тому +14

      Mechagodzilla128 I mean a negative multuplied by a negative makes a positive 🤔

    • @bmjake
      @bmjake 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha it’s April fools, not opposite day

  • @shamusbob7969
    @shamusbob7969 5 років тому +2906

    2:18 "Let Mr. Faruqq of Al Queda speak!" underrated line

    • @billyhorseshoe6729
      @billyhorseshoe6729 4 роки тому +7

      It’s spelled Pharouque lmao

    • @devon7741
      @devon7741 4 роки тому +24

      Billy Horseshoe Pause at 0:27

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 роки тому +7

      @kr tu why is it underrated?

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 4 роки тому +9

      @@dogsdreamtoo8427 because its hilarious in a subtle way and that makes it better.

    • @yunleung2631
      @yunleung2631 4 роки тому +18

      Such a good moderator! You gotta let your guests speak!
      Get him to moderate the next presidential debates in 2024

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 3 роки тому +2444

    The writing is amazing but the real miracle are those two anonymous actors perfectly reproducing this style of debate, keeping to the script and making it look like they are speaking from the top of their heads. Bravo.

    • @Ishidori85
      @Ishidori85 2 роки тому +92

      Omar Al Faruq's actor is killing it!

    • @videodaniel8945
      @videodaniel8945 2 роки тому +59

      When you see actors interrumpting or talking over eachother, it usually means it was partly improvised, not exactly reading of a script word for word

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 Рік тому +21

      Onion actors are next level.

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 Рік тому +9

      ​@@videodaniel8945my man, that is false.

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 Рік тому

      Glad to see another gentile capable of thinking in 5D. Most gents are total slaves who defend their masters, rather than admit uncomfortable truths which makes them "conspiracy theorists".

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 8 місяців тому +336

    Anyone watching after ISIS is desperately trying to prove that it was them who committed the Crocus City Hal shooting?

    • @Mr.Stizblee
      @Mr.Stizblee 8 місяців тому +36

      Actually I'm here after seeing a clip of Trump claiming Obama and Hillary Clinton founded Isis.

    • @DreamtOfSleep
      @DreamtOfSleep 8 місяців тому +2

      insane how uneducated americans are. conspiracy theorist country has gone off the deep end

    • @moffig1
      @moffig1 8 місяців тому +1

      Me. This is basically ISIS right now lmao.
      William Gerard is Russia trying to Ukraine for an islamic terror attack.
      And the Al Kaida guy is ISIS openly and proudly admitting that they did it and release more and more bodycam footage to prove it. And western intelligence agencies also confirm that ISIS did it and have even warned Russia 2 weeks in advance of an imminent islamic terror attack.

    • @amben6619
      @amben6619 8 місяців тому

      ISIS attacking Russia and before that Iran. Is that ISIS or a CIA black ops unit???

    • @raidenvakarian9362
      @raidenvakarian9362 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Mr.Stizblee I love how later Fox News did an interview with him and asked him if he meant Obama and Clinton simply created the environment that eventually gave birth to ISIS, and he said no, they quite literally founded ISIS xD

  • @mohamednuraden5615
    @mohamednuraden5615 5 років тому +4219

    "Most of the mainstream media are too afraid to have me on. Thank you" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 роки тому +80

      If this skit would've been made today, he would've said: lamestream media* There!

    • @hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700
      @hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700 4 роки тому +10

      @Anthony Salerno anyone who isnt a neocon and neolib hates the msm

    • @nosferatu5
      @nosferatu5 3 роки тому +9

      @@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700 not that different from alternative media on UA-cam. Look at crowder and other loonies, conning their audience, being caught red handed and still their audience in denial can’t put 2 and 2 together, coming back for more. It’s darn right sad how extremeified and blindfolded the US population has gotten over the last 10 years. Other major player countries aren’t doing any better either. This kettle is about to come to a boil, it’s easy to rile up people, it takes effort for everyone to calm down.

    • @sebmack2402
      @sebmack2402 3 роки тому +4

      @@nosferatu5 Crowder is a neocon, dont use that dumbass to slander all right wingers

    • @bobbie3713
      @bobbie3713 3 роки тому +7

      @@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700
      For very different reasons, right winger hate the MSM cause they wont air conspiracy theories, its no the same as anti-war protesters that hate them cause they cheer for foreingh interventions, or other kinds of people with legitimate grivances

  • @zachhomolka8512
    @zachhomolka8512 3 роки тому +15391

    "Bush's administration they're a den of jackals, we certainly have common ground there" holy shit the jokes the onion puts in these videos come at us so fast its easy to miss them, but theyre all gold

    • @HughJanus23
      @HughJanus23 3 роки тому +322

      the den of jackals quote comes from Jeremiah 9:11 as well 😂😂

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 роки тому +291

      That's not even a joke, that's just reality. The real al quaeda would have no problem with this portrayal I am sure. That's the point, that this is reality and the fact that it's so stupid is why reality in this case is onion worthy. The ONLY thing stopping this interview from happening in real life is al quaeda staying hidden.

    • @salmonnnnman
      @salmonnnnman 3 роки тому +57

      Well now this makes more sense than denim jackals, which is what I heard originally...

    • @BW-81
      @BW-81 3 роки тому +20

      @@salmonnnnman you’re not alone, I heard that too and thought it was a reference to them wearing jeans on the ranch 😂 very specific

    • @sunset2.00
      @sunset2.00 3 роки тому +7

      Bush is still alive cries
      Mah women mah children in Afghanistan n Iraq why did you stop the war.

  • @powerpc127
    @powerpc127 10 років тому +2057

    Omar Al-Farouq has to be my favorite recurring Onion character.

    • @wayne7357
      @wayne7357 5 років тому +11

      Brug

    • @aeromexico0015
      @aeromexico0015 5 років тому +4

      @@wayne7357 bruh*

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +11

      He was also a real person and a real member of Al Qaeda

    • @Pagalchhagal
      @Pagalchhagal 5 років тому +67

      @@NJ-wb1cz yeah he usually hung out with the Bush family too

    • @jameskchou
      @jameskchou 4 роки тому +3

      A Saudi VIP

  • @salahuddinyusuf
    @salahuddinyusuf 8 місяців тому +90

    I literally showed this to my coworkers and they totally believed this. They ate the onion.

  • @TRRailfan
    @TRRailfan 3 роки тому +6296

    The Onion had some balls to post something like this only 7 years later...

    • @Libertymichigan13
      @Libertymichigan13 3 роки тому +90

      More like 6.5 lol

    • @alexflenner3778
      @alexflenner3778 3 роки тому +265

      I heard the Onion made 9/11 jokes litterally right after 9/11!!

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 3 роки тому +590

      This wasn’t making a joke about 9/11. It’s aimed at the nut job conspiracy theorists who think it was an inside job. That’s an important distinction.

    • @korpiklaaniband2277
      @korpiklaaniband2277 3 роки тому +301

      The Onion wrote a written article about the hijackers 2 weeks after the event, interviewing them asking why they were in hell and not heaven.

    • @mjbranch2109
      @mjbranch2109 3 роки тому +2

      Better then than now

  • @TheClord123
    @TheClord123 9 років тому +9584

    It's been 7 years and this still is just as funny now.

    • @priyajohn9198
      @priyajohn9198 6 років тому +157

      10 years now

    • @MrRushhour4
      @MrRushhour4 6 років тому +159

      @Sinjin Smyth oh yeah because its not like the point was to make fun of the discussion. No it was to laugh at each individual casulaty

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 років тому +31

      @Sinjin Smyth people die everyday get over it

    • @sungiant2000
      @sungiant2000 5 років тому +9

      10 years in a few days and it's still funny

    • @sungiant2000
      @sungiant2000 5 років тому +8

      @Watch Man I guess I'm retarded lol, I just added the 3 years ago to the 7 years in the comment without checking the actual date.

  • @addrevenue4174
    @addrevenue4174 4 роки тому +1749

    “Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?” Incredible.

    • @insaa43
      @insaa43 4 роки тому +1

      Idiots

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 3 роки тому +16

      Infidels

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 3 роки тому +16

      To add more to the joke. The 9/11 conspirator would say because of corporate greed or something

    • @abadibi
      @abadibi 3 роки тому +23

      @@kejiri3593 but thats true. Usa killed over 400k of their own people during the corona crisis just for that

    • @thymelaka4758
      @thymelaka4758 3 роки тому +34

      USA killed more than that of their soldiers in Iraq searching for non existent WMD.

  • @declicked
    @declicked Рік тому +96

    "talking to you is like talking to a goat"

  • @jeremiahbrand5430
    @jeremiahbrand5430 9 років тому +3675

    "Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels" lololol 😂

    • @keenanhaug8814
      @keenanhaug8814 5 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @andrewnield9827
      @andrewnield9827 4 роки тому

      Cos of their extremist religion 😂

    • @AzzWalk
      @AzzWalk 3 роки тому

      I don't get it. What is infidel and who are there own

    • @oliverseguin7812
      @oliverseguin7812 2 роки тому

      @@AzzWalk Infidel = one who is unfaithful, refers to non muslims

    • @AzzWalk
      @AzzWalk 2 роки тому +1

      @@oliverseguin7812 but what's the joke?

  • @Hayanomie
    @Hayanomie 4 роки тому +9918

    As a Muslim, I'm afraid if I laugh at this the FBI will come kick down my door.

    • @domizzy1348
      @domizzy1348 4 роки тому +270

      Same brother. Assalamualaikum

    • @wajddghari2902
      @wajddghari2902 4 роки тому +126

      @@domizzy1348 ayyyy 😎
      muslim here

    • @adzin0093
      @adzin0093 4 роки тому +41

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +126

      Don't worry, they proved on that day that they'd not be kicking your door down even if you really *were* up to something, so you're safe.

    • @autisticcracker152
      @autisticcracker152 4 роки тому +15

      They would vacate the entire property out of fear that someone or something would explode

  • @lazysloth8448
    @lazysloth8448 3 роки тому +6053

    When a joke become true. Can't believe AQ actually had to debunk conspiracy theories in 2021 because they were mad at loosing credit of the attack....

    • @wizard7314
      @wizard7314 2 роки тому +60

      When did that happen?

    • @IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch
      @IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch 2 роки тому +1277

      @@wizard7314 Not sure about what he's talking about, but there is a 2011 ABCnews article that mentions Al Qaeda was angry at an Iranian official for believing the conspiracy.

    • @Ajokeofaworld
      @Ajokeofaworld 2 роки тому +137

      Haha the conspiracy is in fact believing your government

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 роки тому +27

      You mean "for believing the theories" because the conspiracy isn't real

    • @rezakarampour6286
      @rezakarampour6286 2 роки тому

      @@ijemand5672 Watch it on UA-cam . ' The Military Knows Israel Did 911 . '

  • @CaptPatrick01
    @CaptPatrick01 8 місяців тому +96

    We are living in the *_uhh..._* timeline.

  • @mandy2917
    @mandy2917 4 роки тому +5682

    I like to think that Onion news is a news site from a parallel universe that somehow made it into ours.

  • @jimmyrussels6631
    @jimmyrussels6631 10 років тому +814

    "Talking to you is like talking to a goat"

    • @911ambulancegirl
      @911ambulancegirl 9 років тому +14

      Jimmy Russels and I'm sure he knows

    • @henrycarras1921
      @henrycarras1921 9 років тому +1

      +Jimmy Russels Lolz, love that line!!

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 6 років тому

      Jimmy Russels Oct.12 2009 nothing happened. There's proof that at least the Bush Administration allowed 911 to happen.

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 6 років тому

      911ambulancegirl me and Bush we go out we hang that was funny. Bin Laden isn't safe and is a coward didn't even go out the way he tells his followers to go out.

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 5 років тому +3

      @@00tonytone What are you on about?

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 роки тому +3066

    Poking fun at both extremists and conspiracy theorists in one skit. TheOnion and their wonderful skits are pure form of art.

  • @lauraylilly
    @lauraylilly 8 місяців тому +69

    ISIS-K is feeling this right now as Russia tries to heap blame for the Crocus City Concert Hall massacre on Ukraine. "HEY! WE DID THAT!"

  • @micktrice46
    @micktrice46 9 років тому +3268

    LMFAO. "Aw here we go" that was funniest thing ever.

    • @nirv
      @nirv 5 років тому +1

      You would like Raj fahneen on the phil hendrie show. I think he was an inspiration for this bit

    • @NazmusLabs
      @NazmusLabs 5 років тому +8

      Awee shee hewe go ‘gain

    • @jasonalvarado3246
      @jasonalvarado3246 5 років тому +7

      Ahhh shiiii, here we go again.

    • @oliverxvi4373
      @oliverxvi4373 5 років тому +1

      Laughed my ass off here from Sweden

    • @artloverivy
      @artloverivy 5 років тому +2

      The dude is a fantastic actor

  • @CullenBoyer
    @CullenBoyer 6 років тому +1395

    "why is Osama Bin Laden safe in...s-somewhere?"

  • @kennykeating5243
    @kennykeating5243 6 років тому +3776

    Speaking of troubling events and unsolved mysteries from 2001, did we ever figure out who let the dogs out?

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 6 років тому +51

      If I remember there was money from SA

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 5 років тому +95

      Dogtor Who

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 5 років тому +49

      WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot 5 років тому +61

      Some reports indicated they came from Mexico near the Baja region but those were erroneous. Turns out they were really from London. Three angry young men from the Southern Baha region had in fact sought the perpetrators of the releasing of said dogs but to no avail. A vigil will be held in 2021 for the twenty year anniversary of the dogs being let out.

    • @gutenman7112
      @gutenman7112 5 років тому +19

      Top 10 mysteries that scientist can't explain .

  • @EpicGhostShadow
    @EpicGhostShadow Рік тому +59

    'and why is osama bin laden safe in... somewhere' I'm DEAD

    • @jesuisboogie7945
      @jesuisboogie7945 8 місяців тому +1

      man i won't find anybody explaining the joke in the comments please help me out

    • @sergiorubens8475
      @sergiorubens8475 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@jesuisboogie7945the spokesman almost loses his temper and lets slip where bin laden is (this skit was made befote he was killed by the US marines)

    • @jesuisboogie7945
      @jesuisboogie7945 8 місяців тому

      @@sergiorubens8475 ho ok i thought it wasn't just that thx

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 6 днів тому

      @@sergiorubens8475 marines?

  • @Azraelmaximilian
    @Azraelmaximilian 2 роки тому +516

    The funniest part about this in retrospect is that Modern Day Debate or some other big online debate show could actually host a debate between an Al Qaeda member and a 9/11 truther on this exact topic and that honestly wouldn't be that out of place.

    • @Iocustkingofdecayingcorpse
      @Iocustkingofdecayingcorpse Рік тому +1

      Truly

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 Рік тому

      Not really. We could easily compare the comments from past time to current time and measure the difference. Anti conspiracy theorists are r333tards. All of them. Total losers

    • @cleopatrasrevenge
      @cleopatrasrevenge Рік тому +18

      To be fair, Taliban is now the official government in Afghanistan and has de facto control over its territory, so this is going to happen soon. They've already appointed ambassadors to a few Asian countries' embassies, ousting the previous dudes.

    • @JESUSWASAJUGGALO
      @JESUSWASAJUGGALO 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@cleopatrasrevengeoh man remember when former taliban soldiers started complaining on twitter about getting stuck doing office work so they could actually start running things? it truly felt like something the onion would come up with but it was real life

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 5 місяців тому +6

      Jubilee would definitely do it if they could.

  • @noahJ363
    @noahJ363 3 роки тому +1005

    “ i work for bush…. me and bush we go out we hang” i’m dead

    • @manfromnantucket9544
      @manfromnantucket9544 Рік тому +66

      He says "bring on the forgeries"

    • @manz007
      @manz007 Рік тому +2

      @@manfromnantucket9544 🤣🤣

    • @julia2k8
      @julia2k8 5 місяців тому

      ​@@manfromnantucket9544😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bonez0r
    @Bonez0r 5 років тому +2020

    They are all good, but the actor who plays the al qaeda guy is absolutely brilliant. He should get an oscar for this 😂

    •  4 роки тому +3

      hired fake al Qaeda, they think we stupid

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +8

      @ Really? This is a satirical channel. 😆

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@anonb4632 I withdraw... hahahhaha

    • @wolf_da_king-5137
      @wolf_da_king-5137 4 роки тому +6

      @ Bruhhhhh you thought this was real??

    • @brandonellis8111
      @brandonellis8111 4 роки тому

      He reminds me of Muslim Ben Carson

  • @jackwilson3297
    @jackwilson3297 2 місяці тому +13

    This actually is getting close to actual news now

  • @ADot-fi1ny
    @ADot-fi1ny 9 років тому +2678

    Still the funniest Onion video of all time

    • @vincentpol
      @vincentpol 8 років тому +8

      +Lllobster cation Some come close.

    • @AndyK304
      @AndyK304 8 років тому +10

      +Adam A
      It's right up there, but the "Do You Remember Life Before the Segway" video might be funnier. And the congressman reading into the congressional record his description of how he killed a hobo is pretty damned good, too- "hobo" is just an inherently funny word.

    • @fabriziogarreta7160
      @fabriziogarreta7160 8 років тому +1

      +Adam A symbolic is an awesome album

    • @thugger2176
      @thugger2176 8 років тому +4

      Why is Osama bin laden safe in somewhere lol

    • @kingjayapala
      @kingjayapala 8 років тому +12

      "China celebrates status as world's #1 polluter" is pretty funny too. So is the one about the "Attractive Girls Union."

  • @TheIllusionelf
    @TheIllusionelf 9 років тому +301

    "just wait there"

  • @tomaspabon2484
    @tomaspabon2484 2 роки тому +4508

    "We flew an enormous plane into a building, I think it is obvious what caused the building to crumble"
    Yeah...thats pretty much it.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 2 роки тому +42

      It really is huh.

    • @redtsun67
      @redtsun67 2 роки тому +92

      BUT THE STEEL BEAMS

    • @sigmamale4147
      @sigmamale4147 2 роки тому +1

      Very fortunate "terrorist" attack for silverstein

    • @christophermalthe1818
      @christophermalthe1818 2 роки тому +78

      Yeah but no. The buildings should not have fallen like they did. It looks a lot like a controlled demolition with explosives and that is probably what happened

    • @JDela10
      @JDela10 2 роки тому +517

      @@christophermalthe1818 -- no they don't look like controlled demolitions at all. In controlled demolition the collapse begins at the base, in both towers it initiated at the impacted zones. There were no sounds of perimeter or core columns being blown out. Parts of the buildings, such as a large piece of the core of the North tower even remained intact for a brief period after the collapse. Its not consistent at all with controlled demolition but its absolutely consistent with catastrophic failure of the structure at the impacted floors.

  • @laman012
    @laman012 Рік тому +24

    "Why would they kill 3,000 of their own infidels?"

  • @edgargarred4319
    @edgargarred4319 5 років тому +822

    LET MR FAROUQ OF AL QAEDA SPEAK

    • @abdul-qaderhaimour8117
      @abdul-qaderhaimour8117 4 роки тому +5

      He's not a Farouk and he's not from al-Qaidah. He is Israeli.

    • @edgargarred4319
      @edgargarred4319 4 роки тому +30

      @@abdul-qaderhaimour8117 NO idiot he is an actor

    • @banished341
      @banished341 3 роки тому +10

      @@abdul-qaderhaimour8117 Wow, you must be one of the biggest morons alive. Everyone knows this is satire, and you talk about Israel...

  • @leafyon
    @leafyon 6 років тому +366

    Honestly this should be on the onion hall of fame. All the one liners in this are the best

  • @EarthAngel504
    @EarthAngel504 9 років тому +2871

    That Muslim guy is a damn good actor..

    • @KrimsonVagus
      @KrimsonVagus 8 років тому +224

      +Jaygo Tee Probably some Puerto Rican guy lol

    • @marvinmartian510
      @marvinmartian510 7 років тому +97

      EarthAngel_A.i. hes probably Mexican

    • @jjbinx
      @jjbinx 5 років тому +5

      He looks like don omar

    • @cymothoa.exigua
      @cymothoa.exigua 5 років тому +10

      MAGICIAN Yes, he is. That’s The Onion’s entire thing.

    • @eca3101
      @eca3101 5 років тому +36

      You don't know he's Muslim

  • @willyjoerockhead
    @willyjoerockhead 7 місяців тому +33

    The Onion should do a satire of the fact that UA-cam put a Context notice on top of this video.

  • @leix7
    @leix7 4 роки тому +901

    "Cheese originally purchased as ingredient becomes entire meal"

  • @JD-od6jh
    @JD-od6jh 3 роки тому +691

    This is peak peak satire. And the 'Oh here we go..' 😂😂😂

  • @millitron3666
    @millitron3666 5 років тому +104

    1:45 "Global warming tops list of issues voters would most like to care about" 10 years later its still true.

  • @tomaspangonis2440
    @tomaspangonis2440 Рік тому +29

    "I work for Bush, me and Bush, we go out, we hang, he goes 'ayy, bring on the forgery" LMAO

  • @jaypers232
    @jaypers232 4 роки тому +1339

    This is incredible. 2020 needs more of this type of satire and humor.

    • @constantinosschinas4503
      @constantinosschinas4503 4 роки тому +6

      humour is everywhere in 2020. a 0.018% global death rate is named a pandemic since it was 0.00001%, and a global scale, fascist economic collapse is needed to produce more deaths, because otherwise the measures would bring no change to deaths. there are millions other jokes out there, but remember, don't go out without your mask. you and your grandpa may live longer than life expectancy if you act THAT irresponsibly.

    • @francescoboselli6033
      @francescoboselli6033 3 роки тому +39

      Unfortunately now days is all politically correct

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому +10

      Its hard to make fun of the braindead, they provide all the comedy about them themselves.
      See constantinos schinas comment for proof.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 роки тому +15

      @@constantinosschinas4503
      and someone doesnt know how death rates work.

    • @sgtkort97
      @sgtkort97 3 роки тому +11

      @@constantinosschinas4503you must be fun at parties

  • @johm3002
    @johm3002 5 років тому +212

    What if the Washington Monument was attacked on October 12th 2009??
    That would’ve been. Crazy

    • @Lovuschka
      @Lovuschka 4 роки тому +39

      They didn't do the attack because William Gerard didn't go there.

  • @mrhoffame
    @mrhoffame 10 років тому +366

    They were all good, but the guy playing Omar was AWESOME LOL OMG

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 8 місяців тому +53

    Putin blaming Ukraine for a terrorist attack that was carried out by four Tajiks and which ISIS had immediately taken responsibility for. The Onion once again predicts the future

  • @s.bakyhnh1756
    @s.bakyhnh1756 5 років тому +1804

    When the Al Qaeda guy is the sane man.

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 5 років тому +18

      Just making sure you know this is satire...You do know, right?

    • @Kabirdix
      @Kabirdix 5 років тому +176

      Reck Yourself
      Chrissakes, Onion and clickhole videos are full of comments like yours. Why wouldn’t he know it’s satire? It’s not hard to spot. It’s not even like he confused you because he was playing along with it or anything, just made a little comment

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 5 років тому +19

      @@Kabirdix You'd be surprised.

    • @Kabirdix
      @Kabirdix 5 років тому +6

      Uh huh

    • @notlineeydupppz43
      @notlineeydupppz43 4 роки тому +3

      im too stupid to process my process

  • @Plaguedoc47
    @Plaguedoc47 3 роки тому +453

    Imagine if a news network actually brought in a representative of Al-Qaeda

    • @derekellis4170
      @derekellis4170 3 роки тому +15

      They would be arrested for terrorism on the spot (:

    • @acidmana6141
      @acidmana6141 3 роки тому +30

      didn't VICE news already did this?

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому +18

      I wish they would. Let both sides argue their point let the audience decide

    • @AmroThe7D
      @AmroThe7D 3 роки тому +28

      @@acidmana6141 That was taliban

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 3 роки тому +49

      It's simply unfair that we condemn terrorists without hearing their side, maybe they were just stressed out and letting off some steam?

  • @g.ka.5662
    @g.ka.5662 5 років тому +1629

    When the officer tells me to snitch or go to prison: 1:55

  • @michaelscott5653
    @michaelscott5653 8 місяців тому +143

    Came here after Putin claimed it was the Ukrainians behind the Moscow terrorist attack

    • @moffig1
      @moffig1 8 місяців тому +5

      Same.
      Russia is William Gerard blaming Ukraine for an islamic terror attack, without any evidence.
      The Al Kaida guy is ISIS openly (and proudly) admitting that they did it and release more and more bodycam footage to prove it.
      Western intelligence agencies also confirm that ISIS did it.
      Russia is a real life "The Onion" sketch lol. The stupidity and brazen lies of the russian government truly are something else

  • @davisutton1
    @davisutton1 9 років тому +139

    That Al Qaeda guy actually has a good sense of humour. Who would have thought. "Talking to you is like talking to a goat."

    • @iddqds
      @iddqds 8 років тому +3

      +David Sutton he needs to appear more

    • @GummyBoar
      @GummyBoar 8 років тому +8

      +David Sutton It's a joke news report you moron.

    • @Box0rz
      @Box0rz 8 років тому +19

      +GummyBoar Oh fuck off, we don't need you to spell it out.

    • @Box0rz
      @Box0rz 8 років тому +8

      GummyBoar Yeah let them think it's real, it's part of the joke. You're ruining it.

  • @Bluedragon2513
    @Bluedragon2513 3 роки тому +264

    1:48 "And why is Osama Bin Laden safe in... i-in somewhere"
    We almost got him

  • @ItsAllAboutGuitar
    @ItsAllAboutGuitar 8 років тому +704

    I went biking after seeing this and I had to pull over I was laughing so hard. It stuck with me for hours.

  • @left4deadian
    @left4deadian 8 місяців тому +99

    ISIS after putin blames Ukraine again 😂

  • @atharvavankundre4942
    @atharvavankundre4942 3 роки тому +761

    Onion. The only place on UA-cam where the comments aren’t funnier than the actual video .

    • @Zach-dd2jp
      @Zach-dd2jp 3 роки тому +26

      on god these comments trash

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 роки тому +56

      Most of them are just quotes with reactions

    • @Remdogg
      @Remdogg 3 роки тому +8

      This is so true 😂

    • @NewBeginningNewCreation
      @NewBeginningNewCreation 3 роки тому +20

      Because they're all repeating what was already said in the video

    • @Romeo-le2ez
      @Romeo-le2ez 3 роки тому +13

      But that's just every comment section on UA-cam

  • @rolloutthebarrel
    @rolloutthebarrel 2 роки тому +171

    This stuff still hits perfectly 14 years later. Some of it is strangely poignant and relevant, which just shows that things never change

    • @aaronsound
      @aaronsound Рік тому

      And what it relevant from here?

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 Рік тому

      Anti conspiracy theorists NEVER reply. They are total freaking LOSERS!@@aaronsound

  • @luckycharms8282
    @luckycharms8282 11 років тому +575

    These guys are great actors

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 5 років тому +1

      @Studio Autio it's crazy how stupid you are

    • @SH-je4qg
      @SH-je4qg 5 років тому

      Academy award winning! Lol

  • @vimdiesel
    @vimdiesel 2 місяці тому +9

    This debate is still more civil than sh*t on TV

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 6 років тому +456

    1:10 “planning something, *reeally* special” lmao his sincere delivery

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 роки тому +7

      Timestamp is wayyyy ahead.

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 роки тому +15

      Ma'az Kalim yeah more like 1:07 not to nitpick

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 роки тому

      .@@larrymcjones Verily, verily! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 😊

  • @BlackStar-jo2pu
    @BlackStar-jo2pu 3 роки тому +53

    “When you work really hard to do something SPECIAL” it took me out.

  • @notcharles625
    @notcharles625 Рік тому +19

    “I can assure you they are a den of jackels” is gold.

  • @TR3V0l
    @TR3V0l 10 років тому +337

    "Me and Bush we go out, we hang" lol epic

  • @Void_0001
    @Void_0001 5 років тому +304

    This channel was ahead of it's time.
    They should have 5-10 million subs by now.

    • @RoboEpic
      @RoboEpic 5 років тому

      Agree

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 4 роки тому +21

      The onion kind of stopped doing videos, several years ago. And just in general it's mainly clickhole now.

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 4 роки тому

      Your logic is flawless

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 4 роки тому +2

      Would have been a waste, since it's gone way down hill in the meantime.

    • @ericsilver9401
      @ericsilver9401 2 роки тому +2

      Their instagram is doing really well now and so is their website

  • @jonahparsons7195
    @jonahparsons7195 8 років тому +122

    Onion videos always make me laugh from the title, let alone the actual videos

  • @S.D.323
    @S.D.323 2 місяці тому +14

    I love how even when speaking to a literal al qaeda member the conspiracy theorist remains adamant he is right it's just so accurate to how conspiracy theorists are

  • @seankrkovich2869
    @seankrkovich2869 3 роки тому +685

    Funnily enough, they did a half decent job representing that conspiracy's actual argument.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 3 роки тому +69

      Much better than the "the planes where just holograms" folk anyway

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 2 роки тому

      @Deadpoppin
      Are the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" folk also feds?

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 2 роки тому +19

      @Deadpoppin
      I dunno, I've heard lots of dudes talking about thermite like it's a real important detail in the conspiracy theory. Like, IRL dudes.

    • @TheNevets7777
      @TheNevets7777 2 роки тому

      @@fluidthought42 if you still haven’t pieced together it was an inside job by now than you never will 🤡

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheNevets7777
      I actually used to and still kind of still believe in the inside job narrative. But I'm not the kind to buy into the more moonbatty narrative details. But I'm willing to acknowledge the more ridiculous aspects of the conspirially minded because I'm not a hack.

  • @williamknight2433
    @williamknight2433 4 роки тому +868

    I think this is the first and only time I'm on the terrorists side 😭

  • @artuto55
    @artuto55 Рік тому +18

    "I have the voucher for the flight lessons" 💀

  • @parahumanoid
    @parahumanoid 10 років тому +230

    I just love this: "... why wold they kill three thousand of their own infidels?" LOL!!!

    • @harveymorgan1749
      @harveymorgan1749 5 років тому +2

      you get a laugh out of those people sacrificed for greater israel. I for some reason cant come to terms with laughing about it. It changed my world.

    • @user-br8jc8tf1p
      @user-br8jc8tf1p 5 років тому +5

      @@harveymorgan1749 shut up loser lmao

  • @aratasman77
    @aratasman77 8 років тому +650

    damn! nothing happened on october 12th 2009! so what does that mean mr al-farouq? was mr gerard right?!

    • @bobbirdsong6825
      @bobbirdsong6825 6 років тому +179

      Gerard just didn't show

    • @pahulgill6114
      @pahulgill6114 5 років тому +4

      Bob Birdsong - he’s too big of a pussy!

    • @samuelfryer5444
      @samuelfryer5444 5 років тому +4

      He's still waiting

    • @andrewzheng4038
      @andrewzheng4038 5 років тому +4

      Gerard had a small penis

    • @2mjz84
      @2mjz84 5 років тому +2

      Andrew Zheng Wait wait hold on a minute....so you saw his penis?