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  • @orlandoescobar5174
    @orlandoescobar5174 3 роки тому +22

    I'm here for Joe List. I love that dude. He is the only reason I listen to old YKWD eps. Joe List and Big Jay share the #1 spot in my book.
    Going to zanies tomorrow to see Joe!

  • @AlanMaxey
    @AlanMaxey 3 роки тому +96

    If yall get a studio, Mark better bring Greg to it every time. He's third mic.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 роки тому +3

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 роки тому +2

      @@AgendaInMind this is the correct response

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 роки тому +2

      Seriously! I was looking forward to seeing Greg!

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 роки тому

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 10 місяців тому

      Rip greg

  • @lukejones2280
    @lukejones2280 2 роки тому +3

    Mark holding his Mike like lemmy motorhead 😂

  • @samifolio950
    @samifolio950 3 роки тому +5

    9:06 we understand who spider man is, it's a kid who got bit by a snake

  • @codydillard8918
    @codydillard8918 3 роки тому +6

    Yall are outstanding individuals. We live in a culture of dumbed down vocabulary and a massive lack of originality. Having those negative reactions to your comedy just means youre gaining exposure. Keep up the grind. Your combined success is well deserved.

  • @Gauss247
    @Gauss247 2 роки тому +3

    Mark's trademark "huh??" is the funniest interjection in the comedy world

  • @tb80038
    @tb80038 3 роки тому +23

    You guys should set up the studio with a sofa. I like the vibe of just chilling vs being sat at a table with mics on arms

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 3 роки тому +10

    I love how they put no effort into making these look professional!

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 10 місяців тому

      Production quality is the death of podcasts, I wish more people understood this. The vast majority of people started listening because it was viewed through a $25 camera with a sht mic under a newspaper.

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 роки тому +14

    20:30
    The silencer mimicking was so infantile that I lost it laughing 😂

  • @FlippyHambone
    @FlippyHambone 3 роки тому +24

    “Zac’s mother died during child birth… I assume.” 🤣 Joe List about Zac Amico (Skankfest: Roast of Luis J. Gomez)

  • @oscarlamonte3148
    @oscarlamonte3148 3 роки тому +7

    Love you guy's!! I'm a depressed miserable mthr fkr and YOU 2 make me LAFF, so i THANK YOU for moments of LEVITY🔥🔥💪😂

  • @manasescepeda5240
    @manasescepeda5240 3 роки тому +8

    This is the best episode in a while
    That receipt for where my taxes go premise is a Dan Cummins joke, I’m sure everyone has thought of that though

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf 3 роки тому +15

    How was mark not part of the LJG roast??? Joe crushed though

  • @MahckMedia
    @MahckMedia 3 роки тому +3

    43:21 Joe with the cutesy laugh lollll

  • @michaelbishop9282
    @michaelbishop9282 3 роки тому +11

    Joe: "Probably see a drug dealer under the bridge"...Mark "I'll buy something!'' COMEDY!

  • @ianh4427
    @ianh4427 3 роки тому +1

    "You ever at gunpoint?"
    "Never gunpoint"
    "... I don't know if I have either"
    LOL

  • @graybob4u
    @graybob4u 3 роки тому +3

    Mark got robbed so much in his childhood he is jaded. Not every poor person is a mooch lol.

  • @Digitalspectrumvideoweddings
    @Digitalspectrumvideoweddings 3 роки тому +1

    As usual, phenomenal composition & lighting!

  • @mirko.a.83
    @mirko.a.83 3 роки тому +1

    The Ps 109 show was incredible!!!!!!!Thanks Joe for keep make them!

  • @some______guy
    @some______guy 3 роки тому +1

    Haven't listened for a few years. Pretty great to be back. Like the 20% List. He's a hidden gem.

  • @bennneb2
    @bennneb2 3 роки тому +3

    Norton Antivirus 😂😂😂

  • @shouldaboughtahonda
    @shouldaboughtahonda 5 місяців тому

    “Schindlers list Joe list top ten list “ lmao 😂

  • @BrownGuy2o9
    @BrownGuy2o9 3 роки тому +7

    Any queefs want 2 tickets to the 9:30PM show in Brea on 11/13 for free? Got some family stuff going on and won't be back until Sunday. I just want to give them to someone who will actually go.

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 3 роки тому

      I’d say Post this on the previous episode . More eyeballs since that just got released widely and this is still limited

    • @BrownGuy2o9
      @BrownGuy2o9 3 роки тому

      @@rawpower12xu You're right haha. I'll do that now.

    • @samithmordraus20
      @samithmordraus20 3 роки тому

      Any takers?

    • @BrownGuy2o9
      @BrownGuy2o9 3 роки тому

      @@samithmordraus20 Show already happened. Sorry :( I would have given for free.

    • @samithmordraus20
      @samithmordraus20 3 роки тому

      I was just wondering if any queefs were smart enough to snag em 😭

  • @benfavreau5237
    @benfavreau5237 3 роки тому +2

    "Just Kraken no Mc" lmfao

  • @Petergonzalezcomedy
    @Petergonzalezcomedy 3 роки тому +1

    holy fck just realized they say robin laid an egg cause robins are fuckin birds !

  • @JM-sx4tn
    @JM-sx4tn 3 роки тому +1

    This is a great ep!

  • @peterscully8562
    @peterscully8562 3 роки тому +1

    Joe!!, ya nailed it with Super Bummer Party..funny stuff sir 💯💯

  • @baconburnlips669
    @baconburnlips669 3 роки тому +3

    42:19 he always wears these pants, always sits with an angle for a bulge shot. this is not a coincidence

  • @sethlandis93
    @sethlandis93 3 роки тому +2

    Joe never fails to find a way to get his junk into the shot. It’s spandex, Jerry!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 роки тому +5

    Joe needs to walk with stilts so people think he's a whooping Crane.

  • @tonylopez2561
    @tonylopez2561 3 роки тому +1

    I live 10 minutes away from The Secret Group and didn't know Mark was in town !!!!

  • @bentleypizza
    @bentleypizza 3 роки тому +2

    Look at us in the camera more with different expressions. Don’t be shy

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 роки тому +2

    Enola is ALONE(backwards) and Enola Gay was somebody's Mom's name if I reQueef correctly

  • @lukaszdzieba
    @lukaszdzieba 2 роки тому

    thanks guys!

  • @ignacius8466
    @ignacius8466 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone saying words are violence should be punched in the face and then told a knock knock joke to illustrate the difference.

    • @zlatkoigric5084
      @zlatkoigric5084 3 роки тому

      or someone bother you with same shit more than 18 times while you said after first time:pissoff! and then tell you 'yr mama' joke...................................................................................always someone offended.

  • @adamwilson6
    @adamwilson6 3 роки тому

    Mark. I just listened to Whitney's pod w you and you say you read all your comments. I hate everything. You make me happy. You're the man

  • @robertedwards9861
    @robertedwards9861 3 роки тому +1

    great ep

  • @tmarcia83
    @tmarcia83 3 роки тому +1

    He said Michael J Fox got a hold of the pen 😩😂🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @phillippiper2036
    @phillippiper2036 2 роки тому

    41:02 "And then" got me dying

  • @myflatlineconstruct
    @myflatlineconstruct 3 роки тому +1

    Whats the chance we could get We Might Be Drunk on Tuesdays? Do Sam and Joe get along?

  • @whoadude51
    @whoadude51 3 роки тому +2

    FWIW I think they do that exact tax break down in France

  • @ManuelMartinez-fr8bo
    @ManuelMartinez-fr8bo 3 роки тому +1

    It’s funny that Joe had a Neal Brennan moment at the cellar

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 3 роки тому +2

    Robin's gay, he laid an egg... We got it. 😂

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 3 роки тому

    I think an office space series starring Mark as Peter Gibbons and Joe as Micheal Bolton needs to happen.

  • @slightlycrippled1551
    @slightlycrippled1551 2 роки тому +1

    For someone who had cancer .... It was kinda cool . Free room service for like 8 months . AND the sponge baths by a latina nurse , don't know what ur missing

  • @uploadabq6968
    @uploadabq6968 3 роки тому +2

    Great job on the LJG roast Joe!!!!

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex Рік тому

    This was a good ep

  • @will6176
    @will6176 2 роки тому

    The fact that mark went “you should get better stuff if you pay more taxes” then joe broke it down as “it’d already the other way, you already have better stuff so you pay more” is one reason I love these two haha

  • @jamescoay
    @jamescoay 3 роки тому +1

    What kind of watch does mark have on? Looks nice

  • @benburnett2706
    @benburnett2706 3 роки тому +1

    This is better than a murder video

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 роки тому +3

    Joe absolutely killed it on the Luis J Gomez roast. The Shane Gillis and Big j jokes were hilarious

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 роки тому

      His second joke about Zak . The whole thing. Great stuff

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 3 роки тому +4

    They said allergies and autism wasnt around in the 80s lmao Tr ans were around too ask eddie Murphy 🤣🤣

  • @mannysanchez911
    @mannysanchez911 3 роки тому

    20 percent of Tuesdays with Stories..
    😆 🤣

  • @Demon_DC
    @Demon_DC 2 роки тому

    Hahahaha! Ari should be an agent?? 😂😂😂 That shit was so funny

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 роки тому +2

    Fake BANJO fo the intro! Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!

  • @Incestrul_Lust
    @Incestrul_Lust 3 роки тому +2

    How do these guys not know how to use a smartphone?

  • @emilylowrance7930
    @emilylowrance7930 3 роки тому +1

    Brea is in Orange Co. not LA

  • @lunarvania8073
    @lunarvania8073 3 роки тому +1

    Joe should of asked the hockey guy "do you have a home?" 😏

  • @charliec2966
    @charliec2966 3 роки тому +2

    The best podcast around

  • @UpsideDownTown
    @UpsideDownTown 3 роки тому

    Audio is extra clear and crispy today.

  • @DemocracyFirst2025
    @DemocracyFirst2025 3 роки тому +6

    Portland’s homelessness prob, Austin’s homelessness problem, all of California’s, my home city of PHX. This is AMERICA’s problem! I’m a carpenter, I have 20 yrs of knowledge and experience in my trade. I know real estate agents swimming in cash from playing dress up and selling my work, and I’m one more crisis away from being homeless myself! Tax the fucking rich.

  • @myflatlineconstruct
    @myflatlineconstruct 3 роки тому

    21:40 "Kraken" because the Puget Sound has a bunch of the giant pacific octopus which its named after. Give it a Goog mark!

  • @Bounce03
    @Bounce03 3 роки тому

    2 of my favorite silent re-s

  • @DLKCOMEDY88
    @DLKCOMEDY88 3 роки тому

    Is the light being on really necessary?

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 3 роки тому +1

    The French have free health care. Mental health included. Oui oui on your wewe!

  • @muttbull
    @muttbull 3 роки тому +1

    5:39 - Fight Club?

  • @C2Reels
    @C2Reels 3 роки тому

    Joe List for President, but only on Tuesdays .

  • @AntonioThunderbottom
    @AntonioThunderbottom 3 роки тому +1

    Joe lowered his voice because Tony is listening behind the wall haha

  • @tunghansen7260
    @tunghansen7260 3 роки тому

    Derrick Posten the skeet shuttle from King and the sting.

  • @theunstoppabledriver6978
    @theunstoppabledriver6978 3 роки тому +1

    Love you two quiffs! #comedy

  • @Mach1Greeble
    @Mach1Greeble 3 роки тому +1

    Does Joe own another pair of shoes?

  • @allnothing581
    @allnothing581 3 роки тому +4

    Instead of silence is violence, how about "complacent is complicit." Good thing Joe is safe from the cat this episode. :-) haha

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 3 роки тому

    THEY'VE DEF. HAD 25 PERCENT OF THIS CONVO ON ANOTHER PODCAST EP.

  • @adrianmcneilly2730
    @adrianmcneilly2730 3 роки тому

    Joe you did not lose me

  • @costcoexecutivemember
    @costcoexecutivemember 3 роки тому

    You guys should do a bit where you go through each other's notebooks

  • @clevermissfox
    @clevermissfox 2 роки тому

    50:30 List is stacked!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 роки тому +1

    How bout you Ma'am front row..ya beat CANCER? What was the score?

  • @euanuglowisdead
    @euanuglowisdead 2 роки тому

    The embarrassment of the process (first couple of minutes): Its like reading rock/pop lyrics. They sound horrible if you read them, but when they are sang with the whole song they work. BUT....this also reminds me of a Nick De Paulo bit where he listens to Culture Club in the car and if he has an accident on the road and dies the medic is going to hear 'Karma Chameleon' blasting from his ipod when they get to the scene. the embarrassment made public.

  • @emmadilemma5274
    @emmadilemma5274 9 місяців тому

    I love tales of funcle Joe 😊

  • @vens282
    @vens282 3 роки тому +1

    13:00 Boomers 😂😂

  • @joefondu
    @joefondu 2 роки тому

    These guys are so good you sit there wondering if it's scripted, but it's definitely not.

  • @TheScottGillies
    @TheScottGillies 3 роки тому

    The opening where you talk about recording the podcast is embarrassing... EXACTLY how I feel about those terribly stupid-looking selfie-stick things!! I do a lot of skating, and I get that my footage might look better if I used one, but damn if I never want to be seen in public holding one of those monstrosities!!

  • @2012Jcup
    @2012Jcup 2 роки тому

    My radio is shitting on me 🎶

  • @JustinLeduc
    @JustinLeduc 3 роки тому

    6:39 You don't need to wait buddy bud. Just swipe up.

  • @rynesiemon3836
    @rynesiemon3836 3 роки тому +1

    I always say “not this Sunday, but the following.” Because a douche hit me with that BS when I was 5 and I queefed

  • @dannyyarborough3014
    @dannyyarborough3014 3 роки тому +1

    Get a Joe Robe'an hahaha

  • @ianhanawalt1907
    @ianhanawalt1907 3 роки тому

    Joe list is 20% of this podcast

  • @jessebremner5209
    @jessebremner5209 3 роки тому

    The kraken is an enormous octosquid 🐙 guy I believe

  • @jensbarsoe5471
    @jensbarsoe5471 3 роки тому

    43:22
    Betty Boop!

  • @SkaegSkater
    @SkaegSkater 3 роки тому

    For once I'm with ya Joe. It's the damn system.

  • @Densmith43
    @Densmith43 3 роки тому

    Well Mr. Joe List and Mr, Mark Norman get a fellow to be walking behind who has the Weapons to kick A. !

  • @Banks4004
    @Banks4004 3 роки тому

    All you gotta do is give your extra money to people who need it more. People get what they need the huge majority of the time.

  • @tonylopez2561
    @tonylopez2561 3 роки тому +1

    Listing to this at 0.5 speed LOL It's so fkn funny

  • @michaelgoldstein8959
    @michaelgoldstein8959 3 роки тому +1

    Filming on marks phone?
    Damn, why not get that sponsorship money, and mention what phone it is.
    Get that money 💰 🤑 💸

  • @closetotheedge91
    @closetotheedge91 3 роки тому +1

    Feeling a little extra gay today!

  • @edotball
    @edotball 3 роки тому

    never heard of a hat hatrick before

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz 3 роки тому

    Really wish Copenhagen was in there with the Berlin one-off

  • @BodyMusicification
    @BodyMusicification 3 роки тому

    Joe's idea to get a breakdown of what your taxes went to was one of Andrew Yang's policy proposals during the 2020 presidential election

  • @MrEggula
    @MrEggula Рік тому

    You can't leave a comment to begin (beginning) But, I will think about this way to begin (end vs beginng?) .Have another thought to think which his beginning isn't

  • @tunnelvisiontelevision4274
    @tunnelvisiontelevision4274 3 роки тому

    The homeless problem is messed up. Its bad up here in Seattle also