Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

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  • @diligenciacoimbra1039
    @diligenciacoimbra1039 2 роки тому +32

    Joe: "Oh my God, it's like a metaphor."
    Mark: "I KNOW!!!... For what?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 2 роки тому +82

    Give us an extra of Mark reunited with the Hog ya queefs!

    • @Will-jh4ds
      @Will-jh4ds 2 роки тому +4

      He already put it on his own Patreon.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 2 роки тому +18

      Will over here flexing his millions

    • @RetiredRobot
      @RetiredRobot 2 роки тому

      youtu.be /wnj1LrvuPKM
      Take the spaces out to see the video Mark put on his YT channel
      YT automatically deletes comments that post links so I had to put the spaces

    • @zaclikescauliflower2877
      @zaclikescauliflower2877 2 роки тому +5

      Right? I love how Mark's five minutes of story that he could fit in completely eclipsed Joe's 794 hours of casino details

    • @darkhumor3652
      @darkhumor3652 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsHxZL-gzd6zk?feature=share

  • @howiemoth3847
    @howiemoth3847 2 роки тому +38

    Took a shot every time Mark said, "You got that right". 15 mins in I blacked out.

  • @mattskeens803
    @mattskeens803 2 роки тому +26

    Holy shit! Who knew it was Mark Normand who instigated the entire slap hears round the world? Hahahahahaha. This is amazingz

    • @BrentBMX
      @BrentBMX 2 роки тому +5

      He was writing jokes for Amy Schumer

  • @MaxBeamer
    @MaxBeamer 2 роки тому +8

    lol the house takes a rake from each pot how do u not notice that 😂😂 “there just happy to have u there” im dead

  • @dandel1985
    @dandel1985 2 роки тому +32

    The hog is back home! Shoutout to Tuesgay Shawn!

    • @76blackwidow
      @76blackwidow 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, what a great guy! And helped Mark also to drive a stick! I love imagining him cutting the chains with a suit on.. 😁

    • @jamesgallenti4783
      @jamesgallenti4783 2 роки тому +1

      @@76blackwidow Dude was like, "You know how to drive stick"? Mark was like, "No, but I can learn"

  • @neuvisean1739
    @neuvisean1739 2 роки тому +46

    29:55 I knew Mark wrote the GI Jada joke

    • @darkhumor3652
      @darkhumor3652 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsHxZL-gzd6zk?feature=share

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 2 роки тому +32

    Man, these guys were around Rock and Schumer just days/weeks before the Oscars.. I’m jonesing for that aftermath take. I believe at the moment they must have been so irate at the incident, hopefully we get a funny yet sincere take. Tuesgays for life.

    • @RoyoSker
      @RoyoSker 2 роки тому +4

      Might hear about it after Easter, judging by this pre-recorded episodes. That shit sucks

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 роки тому +11

      Actually I’m not interested in that discussion anymore to be honest, haha. I rather hear some regular stories and zingers. Kinda sick of the subject already 😂

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 2 роки тому

      I was over hearing about that the day after it happened lol everyone has to have a take on everything these days

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 2 роки тому +2

      @@thedonofthsht76-58 You can't blame comics having a take on it when their Black Jesus was publicly humiliated like that. Honestly, I hope people keep shitting on Will until he dies now, or lets Chris publicly slap him once.

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 2 роки тому

      @@trendybistro I don't blame them for talking about it especially as comedians but it was literally everywhere and everyone was talking about it

  • @MahckMedia
    @MahckMedia 2 роки тому +76

    Can't wait to go to work in the morning and do nothing but watch this ep!

    • @SadBoysCollectiveCirca96
      @SadBoysCollectiveCirca96 2 роки тому +8

      Did you post about it on anti-work?

    • @AIWFNW
      @AIWFNW 2 роки тому +4

      If I get caught with my ear buds in Im fired no questions asked...it's worth it

    • @treylyde999
      @treylyde999 2 роки тому +6

      Well said
      I gotta be up at 7:30 and it’s 1:45am. Sometimes when I sleep to this, I dream I’m talking to them and then I notice they don’t listen to me and I wake up. I’m like hell yeah hung out Mark and Joe

    • @BBalderrama96
      @BBalderrama96 2 роки тому +2

      it’s all pipes

    • @DemocracyFirst2025
      @DemocracyFirst2025 2 роки тому +6

      Tell me Joe List isn’t a 🎈 w/ a 🙂 and 👓 drawn on it…

  • @martinsandbach7408
    @martinsandbach7408 2 роки тому +17

    In poker the house takes a rake every hand. Usually like 5% of the pot.

  • @Los47
    @Los47 2 роки тому +1

    Chicken as payment is a top tier joke 😭😂

    • @Los47
      @Los47 2 роки тому

      7:50

  • @fourscoreand9884
    @fourscoreand9884 2 роки тому +4

    Sometimes, Joe's stories are exhilarating. That boat couch ride sounds like it would have been so much fun I am not even sure I would have been able to move on with my life when it ended.

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 2 роки тому +4

    I think just paint the walls blue and have one of the icons in the middle under the sign.
    Background looks like a windows desktop gone wrong lol

  • @inkonpaperhero
    @inkonpaperhero 2 роки тому +2

    this is a great audition for Hot Ones, Joe.

  • @itsLukeyy
    @itsLukeyy 2 роки тому +6

    My eyes can’t stop connecting to Marks wet arm pits and it’s making me laugh harder 😂

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 2 роки тому

      He's gonna sweat harder next time, because you said that.

  • @kennethvasquez4717
    @kennethvasquez4717 2 роки тому +2

    My day has been made hearing about the Hog! Wooo! Finally Justice for all of us Queefs who have had bikes stolen.

  • @ratfacedudeguy_
    @ratfacedudeguy_ 2 роки тому

    "...and she's all uuuhhhh health insurance!!!"
    🏊🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤽🏻‍♀️
    🤣👏

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 2 роки тому +1

    tech diff on the Hog Revelash?!!! What are we doin Shelbo-o? Jaim-o would never let this happen!!

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 10 місяців тому

    These stories of Joe gambling and Mark getting his hog back are bonkos! Love to see it! (Besides the technical difficulties but what can you do)

  • @HoldingStudios
    @HoldingStudios 2 роки тому

    One of the best combos in comedy right here! Consistently hilarious and over the line.

  • @N3ur0m4nc3r
    @N3ur0m4nc3r 2 роки тому +3

    Joe I really enjoyed the new short film you just dropped on your channel.

  • @rozzyb420
    @rozzyb420 2 роки тому

    Between the casino winning story and the stealing the bike back story 😂😂 hahahahaha so good 🪚🏍✨

  • @brittni3879
    @brittni3879 2 роки тому +1

    The cleaning lady story is hilarious!

  • @jordan_velasquez
    @jordan_velasquez 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks Joe, now I can't get palapa out of my damn head! 🤣

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 2 роки тому +1

    49:05 😂😂😂 mark is the BEST! I'm dying

  • @sirynlove1
    @sirynlove1 2 роки тому +4

    no video for hog story?! 😫😫

  • @JimothyBridgemont
    @JimothyBridgemont 2 роки тому +1

    I was expecting a lot more hype from Mark while recounting the liberation of the hog. That’s an amazing story.

  • @CGriffinGo
    @CGriffinGo 2 роки тому

    I absolutely 💖 you two ... comedy at its finest, especially Joe's gambling WINS !

  • @tylerschwab3474
    @tylerschwab3474 2 роки тому +1

    Hey Gays the poker table takes what's called a "rake" from each pot. Usually a couple bucks from each hand depending on how high of stakes you're playing

  • @The-D-Hoyt
    @The-D-Hoyt 2 роки тому +15

    It'd be hilarious if people just started sending/tagging Joe more and more with photos of people that don't look anything like him. The more absurd the funnier. Or just blatantly horrible cropped/photoshopped pics with Joe's face on ridiculous bodies. 😁

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 2 роки тому +1

      I was watching Beetlepimp the other day, it took me a good 15min to realize it wasn't Joe List

    • @The-D-Hoyt
      @The-D-Hoyt 2 роки тому

      @@b0ssatr0n91 🤣- That's his doppelganger.

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 роки тому +1

      I was just looking at a clip from David Letterman show where they did exactly that

    • @WAgasProductions
      @WAgasProductions 2 роки тому +1

      lets make this a movement! for the content king!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    This shirt reminds me of"PARK ranger" outfit wit shorts and 29 pockets everywhere,which would be a long funny bit like officer Captain Queef.

  • @haleydunnigan1485
    @haleydunnigan1485 2 роки тому

    Best episode yet! Such a gay ep! I know you wanted to kiss the guy who found the hog Mark! The hog story is iconic!

  • @dexgray4581
    @dexgray4581 2 роки тому +5

    I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE IDEA OF MARK BEING THE GUY WHO WROTE THE ONE *JADA Gi Jane* JOKE THAT STARTED THE WHOLE CONTROVERSY AT THE OSCARS!! 😂😂😂

  • @MrJayurbs
    @MrJayurbs 2 роки тому +1

    Three minutes in and I'm already cracked. Nice work!

  • @JustinRK81
    @JustinRK81 2 роки тому

    😆😆 THATS A GOOD STORY Joe tells is good too LMFAO

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 2 роки тому

    "ALRIGHT mom...take it easy"
    🤭✊🏿😂

  • @grahamlermitte3002
    @grahamlermitte3002 2 роки тому +3

    Shelbys back?! Shelboooooo! Missed ya ya queef!

  • @warlordy
    @warlordy 2 роки тому +6

    Mark must have forgotten that he has another pod where he mentioned writing jokes for Schumer hosting the Oscars, don't know why he's being cryptic here

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 роки тому

      Maybe he got a hand slap after that one?

    • @warlordy
      @warlordy 2 роки тому

      @@rawpower12xu maybe but he mentioned the Oscars here so maybe he wants us to think it was Wanda Sykes or something. Good for him if he got away with only a hand slap after those Oscars though!

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 2 роки тому

    Just listened to the Poop Shoot Clicker episode and I laughed so hard! Happy birthday, Joe. Welcome to your 40s 🎉🎉. Goodbye Shelby and welcome Chuck!

  • @TheOnslaught1987
    @TheOnslaught1987 2 роки тому +5

    Joe don't trip .. people just like to feel special by finding what you don't know, you aren't good at or what makes you different ... All while telling other people how different they are lol ..... It's Thought Covicron

  • @aroseparade
    @aroseparade 2 роки тому +1

    So glad you got the hog back! 🤙🏼

  • @scottk8244
    @scottk8244 2 роки тому

    6:13 A.M. watching before work. Fun tradition

  • @MrJudderfiend
    @MrJudderfiend 10 місяців тому

    Sumply the best podcast out there. Love from Londonnnnnnnnn.

  • @tuggspeedman5213
    @tuggspeedman5213 2 роки тому +1

    Normand wrote the Alec Baldwin shotgun joke lol

  • @enlightenedeyes4790
    @enlightenedeyes4790 2 роки тому

    The new writing on Family Guy has been the best it's been in yeats

  • @tobycarroll6077
    @tobycarroll6077 2 роки тому +1

    Awesome you got the hog back mark!

  • @rebeccaanne8546
    @rebeccaanne8546 2 роки тому

    You guys make me so happy

  • @ryanpipeline2559
    @ryanpipeline2559 2 роки тому +2

    Did mark write the gi Jane joke for rock??

    • @BrentBMX
      @BrentBMX 2 роки тому

      He was writing jokes for Amy Schumer

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro 2 роки тому +2

    Keep the stubble Joe, it's a good look!

  • @Revolution1117
    @Revolution1117 2 роки тому

    Great pod guys...finding the Hog is one in a million. Very cool. So Shelby, WTF?? No lie, this pod has more "technical difficulties" they any other pod I watch. Get it together ya big queef!

  • @LiquidDaylight
    @LiquidDaylight 2 роки тому

    lol. Technical difficulties again. Best produced podcast out there, folks! 😁

  • @samb9403
    @samb9403 2 роки тому

    @42:25 Yep..the casino takes a rake (cut out of each pot)

  • @TheWarlockFromHell
    @TheWarlockFromHell 2 роки тому +2

    That Sony a6300 is going to keep overheating

  • @berger21488
    @berger21488 2 роки тому

    they take a rake from each pot at the poker table depends on the casino

  • @BubuH-cq6km
    @BubuH-cq6km 2 роки тому

    50:00 "True Gay" would NEVER let this happen

  • @eatmanyzoos
    @eatmanyzoos 2 роки тому +2

    girls are flat in old hieronymus bosch paintings

  • @onthemoney7260
    @onthemoney7260 2 роки тому

    Casinos take money out of the pot. Usually a percentage of the pot up to $6-$8 total.

  • @TheJohnWhites
    @TheJohnWhites 2 роки тому

    I'm thinking it's the alec Baldwin barrel joke that he's talking about

  • @marlopauloroxas1479
    @marlopauloroxas1479 2 роки тому

    The ball that bounces on the water? is it the Waboba Ball? that's a ton of fun.

  • @coreysimeson5883
    @coreysimeson5883 2 роки тому

    Love the Pod ! , next special name ? buzz saw in China town!? queef !

  • @rccookin4834
    @rccookin4834 2 роки тому

    Love this podcast so much

  • @treeman9706
    @treeman9706 2 роки тому

    #1 pod. Gr8 content.

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd 2 роки тому +1

    I blame Shelby for the technical difficulties

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 2 роки тому +2

    Will Chuckie live?!?!?! Stay Tune!!

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 2 роки тому +3

    I love that Joe said..."mudhuttey". that's a reference to the awesome band "Mudhoney". Check them out!!

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 2 роки тому +1

    So, did #marknormand write the joke for the slap felt round the world? Feels like it

  • @tigerofindia927
    @tigerofindia927 2 роки тому

    YALL!!!! So I put ‘Cheek Clappers Podcast’ as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled ‘SOMEONE WITH TASTE?!?’ And I said ‘YESS! THATS ME!’ And then everyone around me started to quote moments from the show. Omfg im crying 😭😭

  • @mauriziomzio2035
    @mauriziomzio2035 2 роки тому +1

    u both, too nice to be checking u out instead ov my..... .. big mama!!

  • @stanmarsh6746
    @stanmarsh6746 2 роки тому +1

    I’m upset I’ll never know what Luke List was doing when we hit the technical difficulties. He made a blowing sound…. ?

  • @love_tacos
    @love_tacos 2 роки тому

    Chuck! Ya big piece a shit! lol! What'd you do to chase off them Big Pink Pillows?! Viva La Shelby! lmao

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 роки тому +1

    I’m happy for Joe ☺️

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    17 smells like they smelled 34 coming down the dark alley.

  • @brianjackson9971
    @brianjackson9971 2 роки тому +2

    Great episode like always best part of my Tuesday is watching this podcast happy mark is finally getting the hog back fuck the theifs 😎🤘

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 2 роки тому +2

    there are things in my party hole you do not understand.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    I & my friends invented/coined @WUSSY 1971 sept in the hall of high school.

  • @tyylit
    @tyylit Місяць тому

    the casino story was riveting

  • @sogoodgolf
    @sogoodgolf 2 роки тому

    The casino “rakes” from the pot

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 2 роки тому

    They take a percentage at poker tables. The rake. I think it's 13.5 percent.

  • @EWEAVER
    @EWEAVER 2 роки тому +1

    Every since the backdrop went up Joe resembles Hillary Clinton more and more every episode

  • @bl00df4rt
    @bl00df4rt 2 роки тому

    Conspiracy: Sean Strauss stole the hog to begin with. He kept it for a while so he could “find it,” have a reason to get back into contact with Mark, and be the hero.
    Remember how mark was going to start buying old porches so he could talk to Jerry?
    Very fishy.

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 2 роки тому

    Fun Fact : A couple of people have been attacked by squirrels in Slidell La.

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns 2 роки тому

    Hey Joe. I didn't know Make-A-Wish was a look.
    p.s. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Loose Joe is my favorite Joe.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    The groan is still a HIT

  • @mikek9159
    @mikek9159 2 роки тому

    You guys never looked better!

  • @efreinshtick
    @efreinshtick 2 роки тому

    Great episode. Happy to hear the hog is back. Can we get a video? I feel like we need proof of life

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 роки тому

    The thing about people, “looking alike”, is that all of our brains have a different ability to tell faces apart. Some people have total face blindness and some people are super recognizers. Most people are somewhere in between so arguing about who looks like whom is basically impossible because it’s physiologically subjective.

  • @ChaseMcloud
    @ChaseMcloud 2 роки тому

    It's cruisin Joe list!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    vacation to Arugula...with a one way ticket to Baltimore

  • @Alex-ti2qh
    @Alex-ti2qh 2 роки тому +4

    Content!

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd 2 роки тому +1

    whatever happened to bolt cutters

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому +1

    it's uncomfortable focusng a long time on the 4 shot pic of muscle guy Sheath ,so rotate them individual 3-4 times each with interspersed closeup of PRODUCT enlarged ,not the whole guy,no disrespect.I'm a VHS certified video guy for 1990's local bands!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 роки тому

    One way ticket to PARADISE....ooops Baltimore.WahWahWah

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 2 роки тому

    The reels part lol

  • @codybates2301
    @codybates2301 2 роки тому

    I have got to get one of those cups

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 3 місяці тому

    Joe’s rowdy on this ep!

  • @3lohssvrm
    @3lohssvrm 2 роки тому +9

    Mark wrote the GI Jane joke?

    • @shanea7755
      @shanea7755 2 роки тому +1

      He said on we might be drunk that he was writing for Amy so doubt it

    • @3lohssvrm
      @3lohssvrm 2 роки тому +2

      @@shanea7755 true, but lets start the rumour anyway

    • @trkddy
      @trkddy 2 роки тому

      He would have made it a Philadelphia / AIDS joke

  • @RoyoSker
    @RoyoSker 2 роки тому +1

    14:20 tell that guy his Ytube feed is different from others.

  • @_idiot
    @_idiot 2 роки тому

    Mark wrote the GI Jane joke

  • @aburns89
    @aburns89 2 роки тому

    The moment of the decade is ruined by technical difficulties, I don’t believe it!

  • @jtorres8639
    @jtorres8639 2 роки тому

    THEY RAKE THE POT!