Don’t need the video since I go to sleep to this. I can’t tell you gays how many times I’ve hung out with Mark N’ Joe in my sleep. It’s like I know em both.
Dear Mr Mark Normand, Get your nieces a game called "Settlers of Catan" (but I think it just goes by Catan now). It's about settlers and wheat and sheep and trading, no violence. It sounds appropriate for their lifestyle. It's also one of the most popular games for these hobbyists/weirdos such as myself.
I've seen more than one video of a cat skydiving off a building with no parachute and just walking it off afterwards. Those fluffy fucks are indestructible when it comes to gravity
Saw a cat jump 45 feet out of a tree on tv news while the firefighters were trying to save it. Cat hit the ground and ran off. Vet said later he was totally fine.
I think if you made a point of featuring Gregory in every ep, it'd be a little pandery. I like what you're doing, just letting G-Unit do his own thing. He knows when he's got something.
Going back through all your stuff after learning about this pod from watching Joe's special. I work on a system that uses queues and still don't use the word outside of applications. It's a line, not a queue!
Joe is right Mark and it’s not just because he is from Boston, but i certainly didn’t learn of you from late nights but i do like that listening to your late night stand up set is just like having another track to listen to of one of your favorite artists
Yes you're talking about the cat too much. But not cuz we don't like it. Joe the only thing that's too much is your cat complaints you cooze. All of America (and Giorgos in Greece) are in love with Gregory Normand.
27:35 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is now 35% on Rotten Tomatoes which is 1% less than Fourth of July but the "critics" are idiots. Fourth of July received a 90% Audience Score vs 57% for Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Fuck the critics, Joe, your movie crushed hers!!!
Does anyone know if Joe is doing Mindful Metal Jacket anymore? Last I heard he was on break because of the movie but that is done right? Joe I need that pod!!!!
Don’t listen to the queefs amongst us if they complain about the video. You guys are the best.
Right queefers can’t be choosers
This is such a great podcast, fukk the haters
Best pod hands down!
Tuesdays with Greg is my favourite podcast, never get rid of him
You’re not stuck “in” traffic. You ARE the traffic.
Shit shoes in the house! Your killing me Jerry!
Idk who these chooch's are who hate the cat, but most of us are team Greg 👍
Agreed, love a Greg!
He's a good egg.
Greg could have his own segment called The G-spot.
I love don't tell mom the babysitter is dead! Haha
“Dishes are done dude!”
We love Greg the cat!
Don’t need the video since I go to sleep to this. I can’t tell you gays how many times I’ve hung out with Mark N’ Joe in my sleep. It’s like I know em both.
Queef dreams are made of this
Have an episode where the cat is on marks lap the entire episode and Joe doesn't stop complaining about it
12:54 dog shit on Mark’s shoe? COMEDY!
That little cat 💩 stain on the bottom of Mark’s shoe is a fashion statement !!!
I'm pretty sure it's k9 duke, it's kinda hard to step in catshit unless you stomp in the kitty litter.
2 episodes in a row with Marks shoe goo!
2:23 the power of the dogshit
He doesn’t let it wear him, he really wears that piece of shieett!!! Haha
We don’t want a new studio if there is no Greg… lol. At least I don’t.
Joe is a self-proclaimed filmmaker and this is what we get!? 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️
Also sad I didn't get to see Joe drink after Mark
"Darfur ass" killed me 😂
You two just ignore the haters and keep queefin on each others faces. Hot ep 👍🏿
Dear Mr Mark Normand,
Get your nieces a game called "Settlers of Catan" (but I think it just goes by Catan now). It's about settlers and wheat and sheep and trading, no violence. It sounds appropriate for their lifestyle. It's also one of the most popular games for these hobbyists/weirdos such as myself.
Ignore the Catan.
@@Ray_Dismay love the Catan!
spotted the sociopath.
❤❤❤❤ we don't mind Tha ks for coming through regardless ya queefs🤗
I've seen more than one video of a cat skydiving off a building with no parachute and just walking it off afterwards. Those fluffy fucks are indestructible when it comes to gravity
Saw a cat jump 45 feet out of a tree on tv news while the firefighters were trying to save it. Cat hit the ground and ran off. Vet said later he was totally fine.
25:07 - "Tag Team back again" Just perfect!
(Whoomp There It Is ~ Tag Team 1993)
Babes in toyland is a crazy throwback. One of my childhood favorites.
I think if you made a point of featuring Gregory in every ep, it'd be a little pandery. I like what you're doing, just letting G-Unit do his own thing. He knows when he's got something.
Mark getting ready for the family life by moving. Name your kid Greg Jr. We all love Greg.
He’s just crazy and loves struggle he moved twice already in the past couple years lol.
“Good couch really seems to kill” I tell ya
Joe: “Rock talk. It stinks.”
I know you make an exception for Eddie. His rock talk is part of Pearl Jam’s excellence.
Mark I fist saw your set on Conan. I've been a fan ever since. Keep up the great work. Comedy!
Don't worry about it boys, you both have a face for radio anyway
“Just a gaggle of guys crankin it out”
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Don’t tell mom the babysitters dead was dope
Sees that battery died message: “And you want to be my movie director?”
"You feel like somebody cares. They don't, but you feel like it."
"That's all you need to feel."
If there's homeless guy feces pieces on Mark's shoe for the second half as well I am psyched to have only audio. 🤢🤢🤢
I knew I couldn't be the only one to notice!
How can they not smell it?!
lol
I can smell it through the screen. C'mon mark, you eat shit, not wear it!
Going back through all your stuff after learning about this pod from watching Joe's special. I work on a system that uses queues and still don't use the word outside of applications. It's a line, not a queue!
well....that's at least half a pod that we don't have to worry about seeing any dookie shoe
Always just listen to this during my gym session.
sam: so this is where you want your nieces to go...
mark: NOOOOOOOO
💩🆗🤣😂😂✊🏿🍻
Joe?
👁️ might be drunk
😜💩✊🏿
Dear Joe,
Thank you for the Deer Tick rec. I’m a new fan..great sound… I could only imagine how they were live!!
David
28:06 It's british english, but also "queue" is a computer term
Joe is right Mark and it’s not just because he is from Boston, but i certainly didn’t learn of you from late nights but i do like that listening to your late night stand up set is just like having another track to listen to of one of your favorite artists
I LOVE Greg! Hes a Magestic, Magnificent FLOOF!
How does Mark have shit on his shoes still? Lmao
Brave Little Toaster was the OG animated inanimate objects movie.
21:13 I wonder what they had to cut out here
@38:00 - it's "Animosity" ya, queefs. Tuesgays!!
Every episode is gold gents
The Long Good Friday is the Bob Hoskins film you were thinking of. Great film
“Made by Pepperidge Farm” was underrated
No one is complaining about the cat. Joe is saying it to get rid of him. Keep it for SPITE! Long live Greg!
The Cat (Greg) Is great , The Pod is my new absolute favorite, Such a Easy listen and non stop laughs! Quiffe it up !
Mark you crushed it in RO last weekend. We had a blast. Thanks for that.
Hahhaha camera died..like ur comedy
Just kidding, luv u guys
Greg should be brought to the new studio.
go cat animals are calming an entertainment. love you guys and the kitty.
Have an Audio episode of you guys talking with a video livestream of Greg chilling on the couch
Mark is the best.
These guys are a tribute to comedy duos !
Mark stepped in the cats shit
Mark stepped on a small pile of poop somewhere with is right Nike lol
I've been looking for a cat like yours to adopt but never available
Maine coon cats are rarely up for adoption they are bred for big bucks.
Hey Mark, did Jo Koy beat you out on that metal shop hosting gig? I see him hosting one on Netflix
So far I've got Small Soldiers and Herbal Essences. You're welcome queefs.
Don’t tell mom the baby sitter is dead! Christina Applegate movie queefs!
"The fuckin dishes are done man"
That cat is larger than normal, love it
Have an episode where the cat sits on Joe's lap the entire episode and he says nothing about it
He would be better for it. Joe not Greg, he's a coolcat.
don't tell mom the babysitter's dead haha
We just gonna ignore the fact that Mark stepped in shit?
She’s lost her barbels 🤣
Well luckily it's just a podcast and the audio is the most important part. You are forgiven 👍😁
Its all good! You teletubbies have radio faces 🤷♂️ cheers ya jabronies! Xoxo
That shi* on marks shoe looks amazing
Keep the cat queefs. It adds to the dynamic that is appealing about podcasts. Little production, real life type stuff
"Worst transition since Elliott Page" 🤣
Bring Greg to the new studio
Should have the cat on more
dont tell mom the baysitter's dead
Koi and goldfish are both carp. They are similar but not the same. Goldfish have dozens of varieties just as koi but they are different.
There's cat shit on normands shoe.......hahaha
The dirty shoes podcast
Great ep boys!!!!
Crazy when you guys are talking about how late night appearances aren't a big deal anymore
Yes you're talking about the cat too much. But not cuz we don't like it. Joe the only thing that's too much is your cat complaints you cooze. All of America (and Giorgos in Greece) are in love with Gregory Normand.
Studio gays? I'll miss looking at the bottom of your shoes!!!!!!
41:25 a lot of puns in the oven
I agree, ignore the cat! Meaning, quit focusing on it, Mark and Joe. Every time it walks into the room, you comment on it. Ignore the cat, boys.
Wheres the patreon ya queefs!!! my coffee is getting cold!
Seinfeld doesn't podcast so he can put that energy into writing, then writes no jokes
Once you go coffee black (no sug) you won't go back! Unaltered true taste of Java. Queef n brew me a cup!
Don’t tell mom the babysitters dead!
Hey Mark you got a surprise from Greg on the bottom of your shoe. I can smell it through the phone
27:35 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is now 35% on Rotten Tomatoes which is 1% less than Fourth of July but the "critics" are idiots. Fourth of July received a 90% Audience Score vs 57% for Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Fuck the critics, Joe, your movie crushed hers!!!
I like how Joe was a movie snob by age 10.
I’m with Jay Leno, yay or nay is key.
Mark is a real gumshoe in this one
Looks like Mark stepped in the cat puke from last episode
Christina Applegate is a fox.
looks like Mark's stepped in dog shit on his right tennis shoes and it's been dried up on there for 2 weeks now 😆😆😆😆
Does anyone know if Joe is doing Mindful Metal Jacket anymore? Last I heard he was on break because of the movie but that is done right? Joe I need that pod!!!!
12:45 you can tell by Marks shoes he went to the Travis Scott concert. Comedy!
Get purr done!!!
its all good and queefy boys.