I never comment, but I LOVE THE TRAVEL STORIES! I think a lot of people really enjoy it. Airplane, hotel clerk, waiter, cab driver, whatever, we love it. It's the same thing that made Seinfeld great, you guys make the regular stuff fun.
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Third gen Floridian (Orlando) The jokes Mark and Joe made about my city are hilarious and true😂. Most comics that come here are usually doing corporate gigs. Still bummed I couldn't see Mark live.
Hi, Joe,big fan of you both.I'm a Ghostwriter for mass media ,like Star Trek,Stern,and Classic Rock & found People on Mars (2004).Any way,I ghostwrote for Tom Petty tons of hits 1987.If yur a fan ask away.I'm NOT a stand-up.
Could you imagine if the Nazis had won the war and then Germany named a bunch of their sports teams after the Jews, and did stereotypical Jewish songs and sounds at the games, and then when they got criticized they were like "no no, we're honoring the Jews!"
The questions they asked List. Are the questions they ask you . If you fly with no I. D. I lost my wallet in Denver, and I had to fly back home. I went to the creepy airport. With nothing that proves who I am. They take you into a little room. With a desk and a weird government phone. With a guy in a nice suit is sitting on the other side. You seat down. He hits a button on the phone. To put you on speaker. Someone on the phone says ready . The guy asks me my full name . Year and place of birth. Address, mother's address and name. Why I don't have any I D. The guy on the other line says got it. Hangs up . Then the man in the room says. He will call back in a minute with a series of questions. If you answer correctly. You can board your plane. If you don't. You need to find a different way home. Those were the kinda questions the guy called back with. What was funny is the guy on the speaker said . Once I was through security. I better stay there, because I was very close to not passing. Lol I don't remember addresses and time periods
Berlin isn't really a good place for christmas markets, they have them but they're not really authentic there. You'd need to go to southern Germany for that, Bavaria in particular a city like Nuremberg or Munich. Berlin is more of a place for clubbing. Think of Berlin as an older juiced up Portland with an interesting history.
I took the train to Cologne Germany for Christmas a while back and they were definitely a gay ol' time with the lady. Keep your wallet in your front pocket cause the north africans will get ya. The German people were very nice. I was at a restaurant, sitting in one of those long booths along a wall, next to this really old man who I noticed spoke English, as well as German. So I introduced myself and asked him if he could make any recommendations on the menu. He very politely responded that he was in fact blind. I'm glad he couldn't see the face I made.
Mark when you put your wallet over your face and Joe said you look like a gimp then you said I'm getting medieval on that airport, was that a Pulp Fiction reference on purpose or by accident?
in the opening credits you queefs say "Mark Normand and Joe List" but show your intro screens in the opposite order before the corresponding voice over happens. For the sake of my OCD please fix this posthaste. Thank you.
I never comment, but I LOVE THE TRAVEL STORIES! I think a lot of people really enjoy it. Airplane, hotel clerk, waiter, cab driver, whatever, we love it. It's the same thing that made Seinfeld great, you guys make the regular stuff fun.
It made me really happy when Joe finally scooted that water bottle in. Lol 20:02
im Haus
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Definitely. You'd that would be the first thing someone with OCD would do. Maybe I need to get assessed for it, cuz it was driving me nuts, LOL.
Nice to see the pod getting the recognition it deserves.
Call me a chooch but I love a travel story
How did you comment a week ago?
Chooch
@@steveshyde7564 we're Patreon Tuesgays
You....my friend...are a choochy queef.
@@ViciousTwistX double chooch
I love that the guy on the right slipped his shoes off made my day
the guy on the right??? how did you even get here without specifically knowing who "these guys" are?? lol
List’s story about trying to watch the tennis match on the plane had me rollin
Jam me a chokey and call me Suzy, but these two are real hamdingers of comedy
Cham me a Jokey and call me Zusy, but these two are real dinghamers of comedy!
Both of you guys are true legit killers I can’t stop laughing watching this
We want Greg!!
...dead!
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
47:07 "Pearl Harbor?" LMAtothefuckingO that was so quick and fucking hilarious
Just got out of the hospital and watching this is making my day
Me too ❤️
Herpes is rough. Or was it chlamydia? ;)
I try to tell everyone I'm gay but they just think I'm joking.
Be gayer
I try to joke about being gay but everyone thinks I'm serious
I like Joe's shot at Gomez watches Seinfeld lol
Comment for the algo… thanks as always guys love everything ya’ll are doing!
My first day hearing this and I’m a full Tuesgay already.
Got a feeling im gonna stare at this water bottle hanging over the edge for an hour straight
At least its not the open glass of water.
35:37 Mark thinks of all groups of people as a crowd lol
Love a travel story
Mark Normand knows Against Me!?! He is the man!
“Pearl Harbor?” 😂
Mark pulling out the Against Me!
Where's Gregory been? Tell him we said hi! Comedy!
I waited a week to see what the kids reaction was to Mark Normand on the plane..it was a thumbs up 👍
Mr. List, you were on fire this ep.
Damn Mark that red roof inn sounded like the waldorf service wise. They were so helpful!
Just the queefs I needed to see
Martes con Historias con Marcos Normand y José List!
"I'm not one of these guys that eats mushrooms and avoids payphone" - Joe List
I know its not good for him, but I love a good 37 year old Mark out till 6am in Florida HAHAH
The travel stories are actually my favorite stories
I'm with List on the 69
This episode was lunch! Joe was in zone
Joe List with a Pantera shout out lmao.
This isn't called Tuesdays with Greg yet?
24:55 the bug himself
I love this show!
Starts at 2:00
I take BlueChew when I have to reset my Alexa
A little disappointed Greg didn’t make an appearance but certainly do enjoy listening to these two gays.
thanks for the spoiler
I was pissing diarrhea and crapping jizz
Haha, Rockford Illinois is definitely insignificant. I live 10 minutes from there.
That pretty much means u live in rockford, sorry
Anywhere 10 minutes from rockford is at least 10 times more insignificant than rockford
Machesney park is even gayer
Love The Last Detail reference lol
Where's our MAINE man GREG?!
Santa Claus lives in Finland
Third gen Floridian (Orlando) The jokes Mark and Joe made about my city are hilarious and true😂. Most comics that come here are usually doing corporate gigs. Still bummed I couldn't see Mark live.
OK, 5:43. The hoody! Please Joe, please.
oh shit nice against me! referencfe mark! early against me! is so good
This tennis story has me on the edge of my seat! Good pod as always! 😁👍
Great intro!
Every video now I just ff and look for parts with Greg
Thanks brother
I'm Gay!
50:35 Mike D and Ad-Rock "Clear for the year"
Haha the local indie chipotle in Denver is called “illegal Pete’s” not sneaky Pete’s 😂
Stinky Peter's
16:00 Agree completely Dominos app is insanely easy although I've heard good things about the Slice pizza app (though never tried it).
Hot ep
He’s back, baby!
6:50 That's what earplugs are for.,.,it will block all the sound;e.when you have to sleep.,,but you will still hear your alarm.,.`;;'.,
1:05:10 underrated moment
mic flies out of his hands
silence is violence , ahh is it tho? lol
Dudes, where and when is the thing in early August? Also, where in NYC are you guys performing?
Goddammit this vid quality is looking HOT
No cat?
Blue Chew lover here, I cut mine into quarters. Great sponsor my gays.
57:48. You're welcome
Thanks 🤢
Come back to Gainesville!!! 👍
Joe is a nervous wreck and thats where he puts his water bottle? 9:25
Hi, Joe,big fan of you both.I'm a Ghostwriter for mass media ,like Star Trek,Stern,and Classic Rock & found People on Mars (2004).Any way,I ghostwrote for Tom Petty tons of hits 1987.If yur a fan ask away.I'm NOT a stand-up.
Hey ya chooch queefs! Keep doin' what you're doin'!
very lyrical episode.
Came here to say this. Joe was rapping a bit lol
Wax!!?!?! Jerry are you creating a NFT?
List: ... Give you what I have....
mark: please..... Herpes? *Does mannequin smile*
next time please dont place your bottle on the edge of the table please love you gays
1:07:19 is he finally getting a Netflix special ? HBO ?
Come to Indianapolis
didn't Sinbad film a special in Orlando?
Could you imagine if the Nazis had won the war and then Germany named a bunch of their sports teams after the Jews, and did stereotypical Jewish songs and sounds at the games, and then when they got criticized they were like "no no, we're honoring the Jews!"
Not even close to being the same dickless.
Funny af !!!! 🤣
Posted one minute ago but the comments are 6 days old... Damn you got some serious fans.
You get it a week late if you're not a Patreon supporter
Joe: how does the government know all the info that i put on my tax returns ?!
Great episode as always. Joe killed me with “crispy tits”
Hey Mark, Joe hasn't seen the Curb script yet? Did it get lost while traveling?
My two favorite Gays ❤️
What did I say?
Surf’s up!
The questions they asked List. Are the questions they ask you . If you fly with no I. D. I lost my wallet in Denver, and I had to fly back home. I went to the creepy airport. With nothing that proves who I am. They take you into a little room. With a desk and a weird government phone. With a guy in a nice suit is sitting on the other side. You seat down. He hits a button on the phone. To put you on speaker. Someone on the phone says ready . The guy asks me my full name . Year and place of birth. Address, mother's address and name. Why I don't have any I D. The guy on the other line says got it. Hangs up . Then the man in the room says. He will call back in a minute with a series of questions. If you answer correctly. You can board your plane. If you don't. You need to find a different way home. Those were the kinda questions the guy called back with. What was funny is the guy on the speaker said . Once I was through security. I better stay there, because I was very close to not passing. Lol I don't remember addresses and time periods
Yes this was after 9 1 1
That water bottle gave me anxiety
We might be drunk, We might be Tuesgays, We might be in love. Who knows?!
3:40 in and it's already wrong and stupid. Good work no sarcasm.
1:59 42:48
Can someone explain to me what a chooch is?
39:31
Powerwash my ovaries Grandpa
Berlin isn't really a good place for christmas markets, they have them but they're not really authentic there. You'd need to go to southern Germany for that, Bavaria in particular a city like Nuremberg or Munich. Berlin is more of a place for clubbing. Think of Berlin as an older juiced up Portland with an interesting history.
Berghaine
who is he referring to @27:20? "some guy got fired, he wrote a book and called a woman stupid"
Didn't they talk about cabs and uber last week?
I took the train to Cologne Germany for Christmas a while back and they were definitely a gay ol' time with the lady. Keep your wallet in your front pocket cause the north africans will get ya.
The German people were very nice. I was at a restaurant, sitting in one of those long booths along a wall, next to this really old man who I noticed spoke English, as well as German. So I introduced myself and asked him if he could make any recommendations on the menu. He very politely responded that he was in fact blind. I'm glad he couldn't see the face I made.
not like anyone cares but hey why not
Tuesgay!
57:52
You guys talk about status so much but with how often you fly you could just rent empty seats on private flights with how far out you book your shows.
Mark when you put your wallet over your face and Joe said you look like a gimp then you said I'm getting medieval on that airport, was that a Pulp Fiction reference on purpose or by accident?
I mean take a guess
Marcellus Wallace in the ball gag scene; "I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!"
If you were listening it sounded almost accidental . And yeah I'm well aware of the scene. Who could forget..😅
@@elijahphipps2172 it was a very quick witted reference… that’s what they’re best at!
I'm really just looking for an excuse to ask Mark a question.. he's says he reads all these things .
❤
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in the opening credits you queefs say "Mark Normand and Joe List" but show your intro screens in the opposite order before the corresponding voice over happens. For the sake of my OCD please fix this posthaste. Thank you.