Ep 462 - Protect Our Dawg Parks (feat. Mark Normand & Ari Shaffir)
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
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00:00:00 - surprise mf
00:00:19 - protect our DAWG parks | new material
00:03:20 - pardon me I have covid
00:05:20 - a comedians confession about a young lady
00:14:50 - Skankfest | Woo!
00:22:50 - Aris Beastly Show
00:26:20 - back to skank feast
00:31:20 - shout out gabe | other celebrations we'd like to see
00:33:20 - Aris new studio and his ex neighbor
00:36:20 - marks life insurance | Protect Our Parks
00:41:54 - adverts THANK YOU
00:46:31 - Aris good hobo dog
00:55:00 - Vos Rules | Vos Roast | Keith Rules
00:59:00 - Marks sex club in Berlin
01:10:00 - Countries and Their Pasts
01:13:00 - Cats and Dogs - Розваги
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@@TheKidYouKnowAmen
Why does Ari look like he just got liberated from Birkenau?
Shane’s going to the world famous Orpheum theater in Sioux City? Damn it’s like this guy was never canceled!
jre just lost all remaining apeal
PODP
no
Replacing rogan for the shaman might be the most red power god move ever. We need matt
Dang I miss him
@@charliesheen17miss him? Is he gone for hood bro???
@@charliesheen17my b nvm jus heard he moved to ATX I’m dumb just turned it on lol
Matt being fired is insane. but things happen
Joe who?
Shane: "Are we sure this is public?"
Mark: "I talked about it for an hour on my pod..." 😆
That line went unnoticed fr.
it was recorded lol... I like how ari doesn't remember that
The "Trans person" incident?
It’s crazy how I came to this podcast for Shane, but now I get bummed when Matt isn’t there
100%
Facts dawg
People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.
I love Matt!! And I've been watching the Dawgs since near the beginning! But unfortunately I feel like Matt's been slipping since he found success.. Nowadays he just laughs after every single thing said especially his own remarks. It's getting impossible for me to listen. It sounds like YMH with the stupid laughter. Almost as bad as Stavros!
They have an amazing dynamic and the pod doesn't flow as well without either being present.
Oh my god, they turned sweet Matt into an actual dog
shanes black hollywood magic has gone too far
Aris jew magiç at work
@@pentiumradeon unbelievable, praying for my dawg…dog?
@@lanehardee62 aris a dark merlin with the beard
This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.
Normand has to hold the world record for pod appearances
the pod god
I find him so annoying
@@TJ-qn3cmget out
@@TJ-qn3cm same
Absolutely he does podcasts that have a hundred subs
Add Matt and Make “Protect Our Dawg Parks” a reoccurring podcast with you four
This needs more likes immediately
Please 🙏
I second the motion! For the dawgs
Now they both are in Austin, they can add the Shamen to Protect our Parks
@@isthisdomrogan is the problem. adding matt wont help much.
When Mark calls gardini "guard rail" it gets me everytime
“Speaking of stuff that’s not funny, here’s a funny story.” 😂 Shane’s delivery is so spot on.
Shane's genuine "wtf dude" when Mark was sharing his experience in the German club got me good 😂
"This is fucken weird dude" haha
I thought he was married???
@@Realygoodatbballheard him say, "The lady"
@@Realygoodatbballyeah, he is married. He doesn't give a fuck 😂 he's hardcore
Time stamp?
I appreciate Shane's use of sunflowers for his early autumn bouquet. 🌻
YES ❤️
Simply delightful
Shane getting bloodwork and the doctor saying "your fine" has to be one of the funneist things about him.
Where do he & Kriecher find these hacks?
Naw his liver enzymes are probably still fine. Give it ten years and they will be through the roof.
Lady Luck is a fickle mistress, but today she smiles and blesses the dawgz
Hahaha
The Lord bless us everydawg
It’s been a minute since Fortuna has spun her wheel upon us
This is the way
@@BigShaneGillisgold
The cast without Matt is like a BBQ with no glizzys 🌭
More like no grill
Or blacks
Well said dawg
Makes 0 sense.
@@alexnoelle4202 a BBQ would suck without these things. These gatherings suck a little more without the Shaman. Where are you lost?
Ari definitely carries himself like a guy who’s traveled the world and done tons of psychedelics
Spot on
getting validation by stating the obvious = gold
Psychedelics? Of course, but look at the dude rubbing his nose every 5 seconds 😂
R u intentionally describing him to a tee?
He kind of has.. I met him in an obscure part of medellin colombia just wandering around
Yo that derosa story has given me an unshakeable fear of skankfest and juggalos
Shane’s got us when no one else got us.
Even when riddled with illness
Jesus always has you brother. Peace
Just you, me, Shane and the Lord bby
Called in sick skankfest
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when Shane and Matt were carrying us.
I can't put into words, the 2nd hand pride I felt when I saw Gabe Davis do that touchdown celebration. Inshallah.
Is there video of
It
Same
@@Mau5nThingsShane posted it in his story yesterday, the alternate angle shows all the hand gestures
I got to see it in person
Cannot wait to see McCaffrey do it this weekend
That’s a great dog. Good on Ari for socializing his dog properly. She’s super chill. Dogs rule.
48:37 Mark Normands "So does de Rosa's" line is unbelievably epic. Holy shit lol.
“If i knew Derosa was that cheap….”
I’ve not laughed this hard in a month.
*We all knew he was into those type* 😏
@@ricksanchez5696 seems like everyone forgot about the Bailey Jay saga
Ari Shaffir bringing his lover to the podcast is the most wholesome thing this week. Bless you.
I've seen so many clips of people calling Ari an awesome dude, total sweety pie. He's probably 10x better to that dawgy. 🫡
@@DonkeyHotay794 Yup, Normand is Ari's #1 lover
He really is cornier than steve o
Ari’s dog was giving that side eye to the one true guard dawg all ep. i thought we were about to have a dawg fight on our hands boys
I think it was directed at mark pornman and his sexcapades in Europe
Dog gravitated toward dawg by the end.
Ari looks like he just got released by Hamas
I see Matt has Animorphed into his true form a chill dawg
Man I wish I could hear Mark’s story that got cut. Had him kicking his feet it was so good.
probably about shaub
@@jrbakebakeyeah, probably, I totally agree
Same!
Wild Wild West
I glad they talked about their appearance on Kill Tony with Ric Flair. I wish someone would post the deleted material from that episode.
Asian 🐱
Sideways Asian 🐱
Spraying down buffalos
@@kylemotty5951*shampooing a Buffalo*
The fomo is killin me.
43:10 Shane reading out the words "personal endorsement" out loud HAHAHA "I fuckin' love it"
Imagine being that dog and just hearing all 3 of these voices bouncing back n forth and every few words they each let out a bellowing laugh. That dog just hearing these voices, especially marks is so damn funny to me for some reason.
Shane is so incredibly on fire, NFL players doing his dances, everyone wants to hang out with him. both specials crushing
The true Big Dawg
worshipping other men is ga
Go bills
@@NotAfraid280 sorry about my Pats...
Blessed be the dawgs
I love how Shane was repulsed by Mark's degenerate Berlin stories. Truly a holy catholic boy. Bless him.
closet fascist. that "ironic" trump-boying and fascination with war doesnt come from nowhere. the gloves will come off when the wind has turned.
Whar Mark did is Haram
He looks like he's about to start a crusade.
@@alexhoward1884 we call it "sin" around these parts
Shane and Ari's totally opposite reactions were hilarious. Shane was so repulsed and Ari staring off into the distance, imagining himself in the club pulling his dick to some chick getting her ass pounded.
Marks the best. Glue of the team. Hope i get to see him live one day.
After watching Shane get excited for dog cuddles I love the man even more. Dude is golden
God bless the less unfortunate Dawgs, like the homeless Jewish Ari Shaffir. For this we pray 🙏
The less unfortunate….
Allah forgive the jew please…
@@ericonelove9299"My name is Jehovah, not Allah."
-God
Gobbless
you preach to mohammed, Derosa to the 'mo 's @@ericonelove9299
Luis went FULL savage at Ric Flair on Kill Tony!! That was the most hilarious episode ever, especially watching Tonys heart break when Ric finally bailed! Lol, ive never seen Tony so conflicted between great comedy and his love of wrastlin' 😂😂😂
Luis called a spade a spade. That dude fuckin sucks lmao
Tony wanted to be like "No, please don't leave!" But the comedic gold was too damn good! 😂
Zac took the biggest swings too
Tony is such a silly billy
@@RicardoDixhardo completely! Silly goose time!
Normand pets the dog like a complete psychopath hahaha such an odd dude
He looked like he had no idea what he was doing 😂
He’s got a smidge of the ‘tism
Time stamp or bust
Autism
Comedy
Joe taking crowd work to another level
Lmaooooo
The moment he was waiting for
"So did DeRosa" joke towards the end by Mark was so freakin funny
“You better make sure you don’t have taste” is fuckin hilarious
The fact that they can just invent street jokes off rip
De rosa being gay falls into my top 1 least surprising comedy related news of the year
I love how the dog gave everyone a little love through the whole thing Lmaoo
Praise be to Ari’s people for the weather and our god for this beautiful Friday cast
Amen dawg
Really makes you question the Hindenburg
This is a tremendous take inshallah
This is a layered joke only some will understand but anyone would laugh at
If Matt was here for this DeRosa conversation, it would be next level. Pure salt lyfe.
Derosa went down the path matt strayed from😂
@@forestforest1859🤣😂😂😂
Thanks Mark for running the ship while Matt was away, Shane blew it
Matt is founding his very own compound down Texas way, no doubt.
The best part is it'll be all inclusive. blacks and whites together in harmony at last.
I hear it's in Waco.
Inchallah
Red power god move right there
Probably bought that orgy cult theater Rogan did not want. Built different.
PRAISE BE THE DAWGS BLESSING US WITH ANOTHER GLORIOUS CAST ON A RAINY DAY
I got blessed with this the moment I sat to cast my di
All Praise be 🙌 🙏 🙌
TEXAS!
FIGHT!
OU SUCKS!
Can’t rain all the time.
Shane explaining to Ari how insurance works
Over the last couple years, I can’t tell you how grateful I’ve become to have this podcast.
The time when Ric looked at Ari and Ari started laughing was priceless.
Before the clock strikes as my head lay, the timing of blessing could not be more fruitful for the dawgs.
May we feast 🙏
S/o to that chill ass dog just sittin on the couch like a mmmgood boy the whole time. Man, dogs are the chillest animals on earth. I am glad that such a bro of a critter is the official mascot of us Dawgs over here. Praise be.
58:52 can’t believe ari missed that joke lmao mark is the king of saying the funniest sh&t under his breath😂
Time to sacrifice Lamorp to the dawg gods, we have been blessed!!
the G.A.W.D.Z
That’s a thickkkkkk sacrifice
Instantly thought of those dog beings in Egyptian hieroglyphs
Lemorp is the man, hearing him describe his regular thoughts and activities is hilarious
David Lucas would be more appreciated; he’s much less funny.
Mark is the absolute fuckin god of unassuming, one-line bangers
This was fire, we need Matt and these 3 on protect our dawg parks 2
@ 41:58 😂😂😂 Shane looks so hungover during that ad read!! He started, paused, and then half mumbled and half giggled his way thru the rest of em. "I look at it and go..... things arent so bad!" 🤣
Shane always throwing Nick and Adam’s name all the time makes me feel so happy
God bless our gay short savior and the bug.
@@KM-fb1kwnick is like 6'6" ive met him in real life
I’m gay
For sure dewd
this makes so much sense now! I was wondering why Mark kept saying asain ***** during kill tony episode with rick, but there was no context behind it! bahaha thank you guys for another awesome episode!
Shane reacting to Ari saying "I gotta get back there" and Mark telling the sex club stories had me dying
Imagine Protect Our Parks, but just with funny people. God has blessed us today.
No meat head hacks
that isn't cool to the shaman bro, take it back
I love watching jokes fly over geezers heads
@@djsmoothnuts but that's funny too, like I cannot see POP without rogan anymore, and honestly not everything normand says is funny, just random words.
@@eduardoescobar1906comedy!
Mark Norman's voice sounds the way receiving a back rub from a stranger on public transit feels
Shane's voice sounds the way receiving a foot job from a stranger on public transit feels
It's also an affected voice. It's not even his regular voice
Normand saying "the guy with the voice..." 54:28 is hilarious coming from him!
I'd pay a lot of money to hear what was said about Bill Burr on ari's beastly show
Mark was recently in Manchester and there wasn’t a single ticket available, even on resale. The man is huge.
Ari looking like the last skeevy Dawg left in the shelter 😂
Full on commie beard
Oh! That’s just sad 😂
Ric Flair looks like Joe Biden but sounds like Kamala Harris
I feel like Mark Normand's 9:29 "it changes meat halfway through" isn't gonna get the recognition it deserves but fuck it got me good
New @ Subway "Meatball hoogie that changes to a chicken breast sandi- "
Shane must be psychic. My dog ran out the room when Shane started wiggling the Displate.
What an endorsement!
The dawg continues to bless us with secret talents!
Shane’s impersonation of Tony at 20:51 💯😂
"pretty the same way jocko willinek is pretty" is so hilarious
This puts a whole new meaning to Joe & sals podcast "taste buds" 🕺
MSSP and Bill Burr are the only podcasts I don’t skip the ads.
Tim Dillon by far the GOAT of ads tbh
Wouldn’t you like to hear what was said about old Billy Balls?
Just wanted to thank you boiz for all the content. Spent a month in the hospital after almost dying from a gunshot and MSSP really helps with the depression that comes with that. I've been out of there for two weeks, recovering nicely.
Wish McCuskies was on this one, too.
❤ (pause)
29:48.....some of Mark's best jokes go un noticed. Top tier joke
You talking about the “And eventually himself” comment? Your time stamp is too late. Try more like 29:30 to get some of that build up
55:04 they missed this one too lol
Them commenting on Protect Our Parks was so funny and insightful loo
Just got fired from my job as a chemist. Come home to see straight up BLESSING from the Dawgs, thanks dudes!
Cheers i just got fired last month wish u the best dawg
What you do lol
Didn’t follow the science huh?
Is MDMA hard to make?
I'd hardly call product testing kilo's being a chemist dawg.
Jk man, losing a job sucks but I guarantee your next one is gonna end up better. Keep at that hustle!
I'm super hype that Matt and Shane are both in Texas now..for one reason only. They might appear on Rogan together more often.
They better that episode was definitely "supernormal stimuli" lol
I hope they both appear on kill Tony soon!
@@bubbakushii Matt would absolutely destroy on Kill Tony. Shane always has his episodes are the best.
@@seandever5761The shaman wouldn't like Tony I don't think... Ya know because he's not a retard.
@@mindkillingmusic It was tremendous.
Ari's dog is soo much better than boring old rogan! Fantastic effort puppy
Mark saying whose that guy with the voice with no irony is the funniest thing he’s ever said
My big brother just gave birth to healthy identical twin girls this morning and now THIS… what a day my dawgs
🫃 congrats!
you blessed dawg.
Make sure your big bro does his kegels to recover
May St. Rogies bless the children of the elder kin
What a blessing. I’m awaiting the birth of my son in 16 days
Like Protect our Parks but everyone gets the jokes
damnnnn, you know it’s a good story when they cut back and mark is kicking the air like a baby getting it’s diaper changed
Yo, will someone give Mark Normand a job, he is on every fucking podcast.
This is a succulent white meal for a starving pup
Just got back from Mark's show in Hershey. Now I get to enjoy this.
A dog knows a big dawg, respect
Ari’s love for dogs is LITERALLY the only redeeming quality he has
You must not know anything about him.
Ari forgot the word "resume" 36:45
comedians have it so hard
Mark’s Alex Periera joke at 7:55 is underrated
A podcast of men close to 40 talking about their wild nights lol.. why is this popular ??
Haha Marks watch going off
Ari is looking extra homeles this ep but the pup looks great! 😂. It looks like the dog adopted Ari off the street and is taking care of him lol
Always feel really bad for dogs with homeless guys. 😢
Dude Gardini must've been doing coke with them 2 packs a day. He literally seems like that chill guy who gets that fucked up 😂
My thoughts exactly.
Aris dogs is just side eye’n Norm the whole time 😂
They look like the stranger things kids all grown up and poor
They all have Netflix specials, so they can't be poor but they do look like they are
This needs to be a thing. Protect our dawg parks 🤩
Bark with me if you my dawg
Just add matt
These days they need protecting!
Yall 38:58 shanes calves are GIANT
Matt is busy with his black wife and black kids
Wonderful episode gentlemen. It really moved and was funny the entire time.
They cut out a lot from that kill Tony episode with Flair, but was able to put together what y'all were roasting him on lol. Especially if something gets cut, it's obviously something juicy lol what an epic moment 😂😭