Pods like yours are a substitute for hanging out with my buds and having a laugh. I can listen to this while I'm cleaning and get a bit of the comradery of hanging out. That's probably why people feel more connected to you than you are to them in real life. You're like an odd extension to my friend group in a way.
52:00 regarding this, I can vouch that I watch Tuesdays both at times in my life where im super connected, busy, not lonely and at times where I am lonely. but joes right, even if im busy and not lonely, I do watch because its entertaining.
Noo dont shy away from the Curb talk! And love how you talked about the "artist" struggle of not feeling like your doing enough. I can relate as a musician/producer 🙏
“Dog and but” that’s so funny. They are spelled differently though. “But” is “pero” and “dog” is “perro” so technically because of the double r’s “perro” should be said with an r-roll and “pero” is no-roll.
For introverts it's very energy saving to listen to you guys talk and be funny without having to actually participate to the conversation. I think that as long as it's not the only "socialising" people do, it is healthy. If you use it to replace real life friendships then it is definitely harmful and keeping you from living and experiencing life to the fullest.
See when the gays do their word association game it cracks me up every time. They honestly could do their closer from their actual set but I hint I'd laugh more at joe trying to remember the origin of a certain word
Podcasts are huge now, in my opinion, for a couple reasons.(no particular order) One reason is more options than before. At work, commuting, working out or whatever, we used to be stuck with like 2 options. Listen to a CD or listen to the radio which has like 4 stations, rock, classic rock, top 40, rap or sports talk. Nowadays when we do all those things and we have the option to listen to podcasts which brings me to the second reason. Portability. We can do everything on the phone any time any where you want. Listen to podcasts all day while working and than on the commute we watch podcasts. Taking a shit watch podcasts. We were so sick of radio playing the same 47 songs all day everyday. Talk radio saying the same censored dumb shit everyday. Now we get uncensored hilarious people talking shit for an hour or so on each different pod, it's fuckin great!!! If you actually read this entire comment, I'm sorry and please don't harm yourself or anyone else
“ you can raw dog your grandma ! You can do it from behind ! And if you see gramps without any pants don’t worry cause he’s blind ! “. ( safety dance )
...and the seemingly glued to his feet red sneakers...and the Walmart hoodies. He has the style and swagger of a semi permanent resident of an insane asylum.
I was laughing so hard at this! Both my parents are Mexican and I live in California so I forget that a lot of white people don’t know anything about Spanish
It’s funny to me how into sports Joe is .. and who knows might be even good at some but if I were just going by looks I would have never expected him to make that catch haha
I love the fact that Joe's idea of living life to the fullest is watching a new movie instead of Goodfellas.
Pods like yours are a substitute for hanging out with my buds and having a laugh. I can listen to this while I'm cleaning and get a bit of the comradery of hanging out. That's probably why people feel more connected to you than you are to them in real life. You're like an odd extension to my friend group in a way.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasocial_interaction
I listen to old episodes on 1.25 orv1.5 speed. Hilarious 😂
So true
@@HollerLogs im gay hell yeah dude!
Time to end I reckon, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard
"Hit her in the face with a surfboard" gets me every time.
Greg is a star and needs his own merch on pride rock
Greg is straight up majestic.
Majestic af!
Greg's tail is like a whole separate pet unto itself. What an impressive queef of an animal.
the cats name is greg?
@@lunchbag_larry Gregory Normand of the Mainecoon Normands.
Half or rather a third of the reason I tune in is for Greg. So much of the floof! And he MUST be in the shot every episode. I love the queef!
@@seanwan30 No shit Sherlock. Did you just tune in or did your brain have a leaky queef?
The cat's a legend
3:30 well hello, Greg!
And did Joe actually defend Greg?!
Podcasts help getting through 10 hour shifts welding
I be stocking shelves at targay laughing at this to myself looking like a mad man.
Work at a hotel and we are just hitting our off season, plenty of down time to watch these yahoos.
i do HVAC and ill be on a 30 ft extension ladder cold as shit pulling copper lines laughing to pods like this all day
Great cat episode
52:00 regarding this, I can vouch that I watch Tuesdays both at times in my life where im super connected, busy, not lonely and at times where I am lonely. but joes right, even if im busy and not lonely, I do watch because its entertaining.
Podcasts like these help with traffic. Thank you 🥲
ALMOST EVERY episode of Tuesdays with Stories:
Joe: "Holy shit the cat's being crazy!"
Mark: "Yup, that's the cat... Bein a cat."
Joe: "How kooky!"
Noo dont shy away from the Curb talk! And love how you talked about the "artist" struggle of not feeling like your doing enough. I can relate as a musician/producer 🙏
LIST YOU ABSOLUTELY KILLED ON THE GOMEZ ROAST
“Dog and but” that’s so funny. They are spelled differently though. “But” is “pero” and “dog” is “perro” so technically because of the double r’s “perro” should be said with an r-roll and “pero” is no-roll.
Similar to “but” and “butt”
plot twist: Joe and Mark first met when Joe was a Loss prevention officer and Mark was a shoplifter, the rest is history !
The "hold that door" kills me hahaha
These two jokers are the best at comedy conversation hands down
These guys are the best of the best 👌
5:50 Greg looks majestic
Gregory is everything. I just wish he'd sprawl even more so we don't have to look at the bottom of Joe's 90s cross trainers.
Cat steals the show! What a ham!
Greg lookin regal af today
You guys are like 2 peas in a pot. Thanks for another ruby Tuesday. Hilarious!!!
The Rogan appearance by Normand was caliente
I always tell my employees “if you got time for hockey then you got time for bukkake”
The elevator guy was jim norton
For introverts it's very energy saving to listen to you guys talk and be funny without having to actually participate to the conversation. I think that as long as it's not the only "socialising" people do, it is healthy. If you use it to replace real life friendships then it is definitely harmful and keeping you from living and experiencing life to the fullest.
"You can use my back as a table" hahahahahaha
Joe, stop walking around looking terrified all the time and people won’t mess with you lol.
Funny is funny. Funny is entertaining. Thanks for being entertaining 😉
It was a bit. I knew the camera was on. I don't have down syndrome
Your Spanish word segues are hysterical. "Perrruo and perrruo mean dog" said with the confidence of a student from the University of Austin 😂😂😂😂🙏🏽
Best Greg ever! Greg rules.
I couldn't do my soul crushing office job without having these gays to listen to.
Greg is really trying to become a co-host huh? About time he got his big break on it. He's becoming a mascot for the podcast.
@43:00 i almost fell out of bed at the noise Mark made when Joe said the cop killed himself
I was at soul Joel's and it was a hilarious funny show
Soul joel!3!
See when the gays do their word association game it cracks me up every time.
They honestly could do their closer from their actual set but I hint I'd laugh more at joe trying to remember the origin of a certain word
Podcasts are huge now, in my opinion, for a couple reasons.(no particular order) One reason is more options than before. At work, commuting, working out or whatever, we used to be stuck with like 2 options. Listen to a CD or listen to the radio which has like 4 stations, rock, classic rock, top 40, rap or sports talk. Nowadays when we do all those things and we have the option to listen to podcasts which brings me to the second reason. Portability. We can do everything on the phone any time any where you want. Listen to podcasts all day while working and than on the commute we watch podcasts. Taking a shit watch podcasts. We were so sick of radio playing the same 47 songs all day everyday. Talk radio saying the same censored dumb shit everyday. Now we get uncensored hilarious people talking shit for an hour or so on each different pod, it's fuckin great!!! If you actually read this entire comment, I'm sorry and please don't harm yourself or anyone else
You guys would do well in a sonic commercial
3:35 Big fan of the cat
Greg looking majestic! 👌
Just bought tickets to see you Dec 3rd at the Comedy Castle. Can’t wait
Just saw Mark on JRE and Nateland! Well done!!!
man had to go to funeral so missed your Brea show..was looking forward to it for months..oh well..next time..! whats up from an LA fan yo!?!
“ you can raw dog your grandma ! You can do it from behind ! And if you see gramps without any pants don’t worry cause he’s blind ! “. ( safety dance )
All I can say that even though I’m barely swimming above the rim in the thick muddy sewerage of my miserable shitty life…thank fuck for Mark Normand
Your a poet and you don't know it.
The cat close up was an awesome edition he should do that more often.
Mark you nailed it.
2 qweefs & a cat
you guys are fried, cant get enough, so many funnies, haha Can but won't great presidential slogan lol
love the cat as well . reminds me of that famous white cat meme headbangin to songs :)))
Greg: 10/10
If Joe wears those shoes one more time on the pod we must subscribe to Patreon
Must UNsubscribe? Because if so I agree. I'm on there but will happily protest Uncle Shoebottoms by canceling my membership.
Red shoe shitty diaries.
😂😂😂 It's "perro" and "pero" two different words, Joe.
Im sure you would be great Mark playing the role of a temp
Joe shouted out Brockton the hood loves you joe !!!!
My radio appears to be projecting saliva in my direction
19:16
Perro = Dog
Pero = But
You really do the R when there are two together. One R between vowels is soft sounding
Was gonna go there but there are so many (hilarious) mistakes per ep I just can't keep up. I miss Tuesdays with Facts.
@@BrickTop06 yeah, the matter-of-factly way in which they throw out statements is hilarious 😆
Greg knows why we're here.
That cats tail is fucking ridiculous lol
5:53 skull hands lol It’s funny he didn’t correct himself how he always does
Whooooooooo weeeee it's Tuesday's with Stories
This cat is a paid actor I’m so distracted
We love that cat. He is a cat-astrophe.
just listened to an oldie where joe says the same shit about the star spangled. lol
“Dial D for Dicks” “The yellow pages, that’s mostly for the Asians”. 25:00
How can you not love these guys?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahh the queefs are back in the building 😍
I like these two
8:34 funny noise Mark makes
Need to up that patrean amount dawgy. Don’t short yourselves
Greg the Cat is The King and Joe and Mark are his Jesters
Braces? What happened? They didn't take
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day. I can't stop laughing.
my man is a short king ☺️
Joe I used to get fye gift cards in birthday cards in the mid-2000s
Picoso (pee-ko-so) is spicy in Spanish. “Agua picosa” is how to say “spicy water” en Español.
"fat women I assume" 😁😆😂
"The Chinese restaurant down the street by my house would pay $19 easy for that cat. Smaller ones they pay $10." - Shane Gillis -
Mark Norman is just Bob Saget without the notoriety. Comedy!
Joe loves those pants!
...and the seemingly glued to his feet red sneakers...and the Walmart hoodies. He has the style and swagger of a semi permanent resident of an insane asylum.
Come on Jojo lol Pero is "but"...Perro is dog. A Tuesgay bilingual here.
I was laughing so hard at this! Both my parents are Mexican and I live in California so I forget that a lot of white people don’t know anything about Spanish
the cat made the lighting better
As someone from Southern California, watching these white guys talk about the Spanish language is hilarious! 😂
List got some fresh newbies
They're good musically hahaha
Love that cat 🐈⬛🤙
That's one Tuck, one No Tuck.
Shit flows downhill literally means shit flows downhill. No extra philosophy, first thing you learn as a plumber for drain pipe.
You can tell by the bottom of their shoes who walks and who drives. Especially since joe has been Wearing the same shoes for 972 eps
Hi Greg!
✌🏿
"it moved"
💩😉👁️🤣😂
24:36 what a catch Joe! Spot on reference. Love the EP! Gay
It’s funny to me how into sports Joe is .. and who knows might be even good at some but if I were just going by looks I would have never expected him to make that catch haha
@@rawpower12xu that was too smooth!
Cheers good stuff
That cat 🐈 is gorgeous.
There's a thumbs down on this video lollll? Imagine being that person who pays a subscription to thumbs down a video haha
Its free on UA-cam but I agree. Only the straightest of straights would thumbs this shit down.
Can’t believe the title of this ep isn’t “Hard Hump.” Queef!
Gato means cat but also car jack. If I said that in Spanish your mind would be blown!
Mark "Biology is real" Normand
Yul Brenner the" King and I "owning that dress.Elevator Escort escargo.Joe's Nantucket drawn out voice.