That dramatic ass WWE entrance was hype as fuck lol “HERE HE COMES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Right from outside the fog, guided by grace, to him magic is just a back massage! Here comes, GRIMMY THE WALL!”
Lmfao, my friend and I were hammered doing some pvp and lost it every time something ridiculous came down you never know what you'll see, the pest threads cosplayers out there 😅
Was poorly equipped for the fight use a faster weapon with elemental or DoT proc so that you can block or dodge a followup shield attack. When he does the shield bash should roll behind and always stay close if he knows an attack is comming you're screwed if an attack can come at any time the slower attacker and slower reflexes will lose eventually.
Frozen needle is probably the best weapon against this build. The heavy attack is a ranged frostbite attack and costs no FP meaning you can use it as much as you want. Just need good spacing and you'll eventually kill him (if he doesn't use a consumable to remove build-up).
@@dearcastiel4667 Or you could just spam Swarm of flies, they wouldn't be able to avoid the flies with that much weight, and they can't be blocked. I fought someone who was trying to imitate the wall build, and the outcome wasn't very fun for them lol.
You gotta be wondering if you invaded the wrong world when the guy who's _supposed_ to be your victim slowly walks towards you with literal cinderblock arms.
Imagine being the first ever pvp player to witness this absolute monstrosity, go all out, realizing nothing is doing any damage, and go through all the 5 stages of grief.
Dear lord that would be some PTSD right there for the opponent and an absolute feeling of "well that happened, oh well, just another tuesday" for THE WALL
Seriously u still think this way 3month ago? I thought elden ring pvp player std already gone up 😂 Nuub! U see the red dude can win if he spam honed bolt consistently.. But he didnt.. Hes pay actor😂
*gives new life to one of the greatest soulsborne memes to ever live *takes 600 spells and 15 UGS swings to the face *never flasks *blows self up for style points *bodies red phantom *refuses to elaborate *waddles away slowly
Funnily enough, death mist, night maiden's mist, or rotten breath would have eaten this wall in seconds since he's too fat to keep out of them lol. And really, the frenzy spam _also_ could have worked if the guy hadn't wasted all his FP trying to hit him with the lightning. It's funny how often you can just abuse other players' lack of brain cells in PvP.
Fun Fact: The Wall is immune to all forms of electricity, including nerve activation. This means that not only does it fight off pure instinct and bloodlust, but it doesn't feel pain of any form. Nobody can shatter The Wall, not even itself
You can almost see the “Oh Crap” moment as soon as he ended up using spells 10 times without any effect. The first hit spelled the “Either I die on this hill or he kills me on his” moment.
“ fuck fuck ok I can’t stagger so magic? Fuck that just tickled him … uhh maybe madness trigger to get through his armor? Nope blocked that too! Fuck I’m out of mana!? Welp here goes nothing”
I love how badass he looks just slowly and menacingly walking up to him, as the other guy frantically tries everything he can, but in the end, there is nothing you can do to stop the wall.
@@grimmy7867 It might be a viable stategy to consider in the future. Purposefully blow yourself up to bait the weak enemy to get close in a vain attempt to take you down despite not having the dps to do it fast enough vs you smashing them dead with a single shield strike.
@@grimmy7867 well history is written by the victors. I didnt see The Wall failling on his kamikaze attemp. Instead, I saw The Wall perfect scheme to lure the unsuspecting victim into his killimg range being perfectly executed.
@@grimmy7867 That's a certified hood classic there. "To show you how much I don't care about attempts to fight me, I'm gonna blow myself up AND STILL WALK IT OFF."
I’d say he’s Malenia’s worst nightmare But given that she heals with every strike, I’d say this is more an unstoppable force and immovable object type deal
He’s no longer the “player” he became an elden boss all on his own. Legends say he became a shard bearer even. He would be the Elden Lord but he was being nice to the last few bosses and let them have it.
I like how this build makes him an actual boss, just look at the difference in the way they're playing, he's just walking menacingly to the intruder while the intruder is running around the whole area like that's his final boss
The Entrance, the stride, the relentless pace towards a faster opponent, the fact that he's so encumbered he can't even roll. The fact that his opponent used ALL their healing whilst he only used the flask to blow himself up. This is art. A masterpiece.
@@Gamepwner1234 was that the overloaded "roll" ? I've honestly never seen the animation for when overloaded tries to roll, so I don't know, if it was then damn. Homie is tanked out to the 9's.
@@pcbangbros8350 Overloaded means rolling or jumping (I think) results in that stumble, and it either works the same with sprint or the game simply doesn't let you
What makes this build so scary isn't the fact that they deal no damage to you, rather it's how you walk towards them like Michael Meyers. Always hunting for someone to crush against the wall
I love how The Wall entered the arena by lift. I can only imagine this from the invaders perspective. “Where the hell is dude at?” *looks at the lift as it finishes decending* “Awwwww F****!”
@@crazierthorn10 Are you asking why it would consume no stamina, or why you would want it to consume no stamina? If the former, I assume it has very high base guard boost (the stat that determines how much stamina is consumed when you block an attack), which is typically increased every ~2 or 3 levels for a shield. As far as I understand, guard boost works like negation, the percentage of the stamina 'damage' the attack deals that the shield negates. The greatshield talisman gives that a flat boost (iirc). If the latter... have you never had an enemy break your stance while shielding because they dealt more hits than your stamina could withstand?
There are a thousand ways to beat that! There are weapons like the encrypted paw that the shield cannot block, the shield does not stop magic 100% either! A mediocre wizard simply walking away and casting spells destroys him, because being overweight prevents him from dodging or doing anything other than walking... not to mention status effects! he simply faced a one-armed man...
@@Ario19 this is a souls game, no one's impressed by hypotheticals. People wanna see results/vids they can hype up to and inspired to do even more impressive stuffs
@@antemedonRemember that kick is an ash of war in elden ring, not a normal part of the moveset like it is in the Dark Souls franchise. The likelihood of someone running kick is freaking low man, AND the guard boost (the stat on the shield which dictates how much stamina is lost when blocking) is JACKED on this shield. The shield is literally on steroids.
You know it just occurred to me that Elden ring built many bosses around being fast and evasive but imagine one that is just this. A very slow moving, near invincible brick that doesn’t have ranged attacks or spammable counters. It just turns the dodge spam game into “Oh Christ it’s just walking at me and I actually have zero idea how to stop it”. That to me is really interesting.
The crucible Knights are probably the closest to that, they walk at you, block stuff and hit hard. Only difference is that they sometimes just break into a sprint when you least expect it and then at half health start flying and doing all kinds of crazy
@@cgillis3989 No. They wouldnt. Shield hard counters most pure melee. However coded sword or fist wouldve wrecked this build. Which the invader very likely had access 2. Anything with the ability to hit behind the shielder, or through (black flame) wouldve handled it as well. And while this area wouldn't particularly be useful for the tactic concealing veil + dual crossbows works wonders as well.
The Wall. Taking the philosophy of Havel the Rock to its inevitable conclusion wielding only pieces of broken masonry this warrior can endure any attack. Special Move: Infinite Poise One of the legendary builds.
@@Uthael_Kileaneayeah, if ur overagressive against the wall, ur guarenteed to get punished but if u keep ur distance and spam spells, you'd eventuslly kill him if ur spells are efficient enough discus of light is very effective, cuz it hits from behind the shield, and costs a measly 3fp per cast
@@God-ch8lqor you know... Coded Sword and just completely ignore the shield for not much of a stat investment... (it even staggers through shields too)
Would be a sound tactic if Souls player invaders didn't have the attention span of a goldfish. I won 15ish invasions back in DS3 by just dodging long enough that the mound maker decided its easier to kill the other invader than my slippery ass.
@@qwery486 status build up vs fingerprint is fairly slow unless using cold/poison mists and even then, bollus's exist... just use Shield piercing weapons, there's quite a lot of them
*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN* In the Right corner we have 6’3” 310 pounds of metal Armor and double stone shields, back to back world champion…THEEEEEE WALLLLL
This has the same energy as those anime shows where this one guy has amassed incredible abilities through his journey and is very dramatic about using them all, each attack getting grander and greater, but their opponent just shrugs it all off nonetheless and makes them cough blood everytime he touches them.
Madara uchiha when he ran head on into an entire army with nothing but his hands while they had swords, kunai, paper bombs basically every weapon in existence. After absolutely slaughtering atleast 100 of them he spits a giant fire ball at them that he named (majestic destroyer flame) and then proceeded to drop not 1.. but 2 meteorites on top of them
@@brandonwilliams3777 man took on an entire army and the strongest people of the time. only to get killed by some mommy's boy that hides in the shadows
The moment when the opponent goes all-in on an attack and THE WALL blocks but doesn't retaliate shows how merciful he was being. "I'll give you another chance to rethink your strategy."
I need to see the full playthrough of the wall build, the idea of this guy trudging patiently through the lands between like a slow motion murder train is hilarious and terrifying.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in Elden Ring. This beats all the cliche anime builds, the meta builds, and everything else the game has to offer. This is true power.
@@yanfei7782 true, anyone capable of fucking casually walking with THAT kinda build and weight non-stop is exactly the type to be able to suddenly go frieght train on your ass
Radahn hearing it get louder as The Wall walks slowly through the defenses around the castle, through the courtyard past the Radahn Festival, and down the hill to his arena
Legends say once 'The Wall' has picked its target, it will never stop advancing until the victim has become too tired to continue to fight back or flee. It's not a matter of 'if' the wall succeeds in catching his prey, it's a matter of 'when'.
And rumours have it that even if you managed to escape it, they will never stop hunting you until you die by its grasp. If you perish of age it will just mangle your corpse beyond recognition. Nobody escapes "The Wall" even if you're dead
That dramatic ass WWE entrance was hype as fuck lol
“HERE HE COMES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Right from outside the fog, guided by grace, to him magic is just a back massage! Here comes, GRIMMY THE WALL!”
Oh thanks for re-hearting me lol
I’d rather properly write the joke instead of being hearted so thanks dude
The ultimate heel
1k likes
Love it 🤣😂🤣😂
This is John Cena. Tututuuuuu tututuuuu
At first I thought he was walking for dramatic effect, then I realized that due to his equip load, literally all he _can_ do is walk.
walk menacingly*
Lmao that makes it even more hilarious
If someone doesn't run when chaseing you that means he isn't in a hurry. And that is scary
The fact that It can walk is terrifiying. It's a wall.
Horrifying Plot Twist: The wall begins a full sprint at you
NEVER mess with the man who fights you with YOUR tombstone.
Oh nah this is underrated asf ☠️
Bro, sick burn
Damn hahhahahaa savage lol
Ngl that sounds like a cool boss
A giant of a man wo wields a tombstone that has the names of all his past and future kills
savage 😂
He doesn't actually walk anywhere, he just rotates the earth below him like a giant spherical treadmill
I developed the same mentality doing cross-country: i dont run, i scroll the Earth.
😂
The imagery of this is amazing
"BUT FAT ROLLI-"
"i dont roll."
Light roll, med roll, fat roll, steamroll.
🗿
🗿
Nanomachine son!
"I don't roll. I WALL."
The best part is, the elevator doesn't load for him, so before he got absolutely bodied, he saw this total cinderblock float down from thin air...
LOL
Badass
Lmfao, my friend and I were hammered doing some pvp and lost it every time something ridiculous came down you never know what you'll see, the pest threads cosplayers out there 😅
To be fair, the dude lost 70% of his hp. Not really bodied
@@mikerzisu9508 disagree. The other person healed like 5 times. Definitely got bodied.
Invader: *Uses every tactic known to man*
The Wall: *Approaches menacingly*
Invader: *Uses any aviable tactic, spell, weapon, roll, dodge, consumable and miracle*
The Wall: *SLAP*
I think the frenzy grab move might counter
@@19.99USD Every weapon who is capable to do damage threw shields. The hard counter for "the wall" build would be double light swords.
Coded sword and Cipher pata :)
Virgin pvp build tryhard meets Gigachad character build
Props to this dude for not disconnecting, honestly. He really tried his best and had legitimately decent ideas, there just was nothing he could do lol
If he kept spamming honed bolt he might've stood a chance, it was chipping his HP a bit. And since The Wall is overburdened, he can't avoid it at all
Yes also Shield Bash leaves an open window for backstabs
Nah that dude deserves his time wasted
Rotten breath
This is why you use shield Piercing weapons like Cipha Pata or Coded Sword for those Pesky Fingerprint users.
“YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
"Its a dozer!"
AND IM FUCKING THE WALL
@yamicats NO, THE WALL IS FUCKING *_YOU_*
Thought u were Nugget there for a sec
“IMMA DROP ON YOU SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKING PIANO”
This is the type of individual you see in the game's lore that people could not believe to have actually existed because of how legendary they are.
Some say he's the reason that soldier of godrick hides in a cave
This is a true heir of Havel The Rock
I wanna see this guy and Giant Dad throw down
@@crispy.dragon in the same way alexander the great was the heir to philip II, the wall is far more powerful
Like havel. But i mean the REAL havel in the lore
"Why would players need to be able to equip 2 shields?"
Miyazaki: Just trust me.
Miyazaki: yes
The devs make the tools. The players make the fun zones.
This is the objectively superior format.
in DS2 you had a dual attack for shields
@leethevalorant it also has the worst enemy placement in the entire souls series
@@leethevalorant8971It was touched
but more so as a side project
watching the opponent try every tactic imaginable is always so amusing
Was poorly equipped for the fight use a faster weapon with elemental or DoT proc so that you can block or dodge a followup shield attack.
When he does the shield bash should roll behind and always stay close if he knows an attack is comming you're screwed if an attack can come at any time the slower attacker and slower reflexes will lose eventually.
@@williamdavis8146 damn dude you really pull no bitches
Frozen needle is probably the best weapon against this build.
The heavy attack is a ranged frostbite attack and costs no FP meaning you can use it as much as you want. Just need good spacing and you'll eventually kill him (if he doesn't use a consumable to remove build-up).
@@dearcastiel4667 probably something like destined death or that one black knife weapon art would work best tho or trying to get a bleed proc
@@dearcastiel4667 Or you could just spam Swarm of flies, they wouldn't be able to avoid the flies with that much weight, and they can't be blocked. I fought someone who was trying to imitate the wall build, and the outcome wasn't very fun for them lol.
This man foreshadowed how people would beat the dlc boss. I tip my hat to you sir
THE WALL is Let me solo her, of the the DLC
Looks like Radahn and Miquella couldn't handle T H E W A L L
I love how he just advances towards his target menacingly.
I love how *the entire video*
It follows
because that's all HE CAN DO
his equip load is too high
That’s ALL he can do!
He is carrying two concrete walls.
He's so alpha that he just slow walks towards his enemies while carrying their tombstones
That is the hardest thing I’ve ever heard of.
Metal as fuck
@@frankgrimes7388 If it works, it works, and clearly, it works. And if he styles while doing it, all the better.
@@frankgrimes7388 still metal as fuck
@@frankgrimes7388 someones salty :D git gud.
Is not about the physical damage you deal to your enemy.
It's all about the *EMOTIONAL TRAUMA*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
True
TRUEEE!!!!
It's all about sending a message
Phycological Warfare is a thing
You gotta be wondering if you invaded the wrong world when the guy who's _supposed_ to be your victim slowly walks towards you with literal cinderblock arms.
Imagine being the first ever pvp player to witness this absolute monstrosity, go all out, realizing nothing is doing any damage, and go through all the 5 stages of grief.
Dear lord that would be some PTSD right there for the opponent and an absolute feeling of "well that happened, oh well, just another tuesday" for THE WALL
I would wait for the Wall to use His Ash of war and Backstab him, pretty ez
@@cwarnkecomedy It's people like this who tryhard against meme builds that are the issue with Elden Ring pvp community
I guess it might be KameHameHa'd to death or stance broken but for a meme it's absolutely terrifying.
Morgotts cursed sword
*the end*
This really gives the same feeling than those unwinnable boss fights in some games where you have to lose to progress in the story
MEGA MAN VILE
Seriously u still think this way 3month ago? I thought elden ring pvp player std already gone up 😂
Nuub!
U see the red dude can win if he spam honed bolt consistently.. But he didnt.. Hes pay actor😂
you mean the first encounter with seath the scaleless?
@@lastboss2418You are barely coherent.
@@lastboss2418 Please elaborate on that point. I don't even run heavy armor builds.
The entrance sells this so much holy shit
We need a titantron above the elevator room in main academy gate
The Wall is the ultimate unstoppable heel
Seriously, entrance was so fucking cool haha
Lol WrestleMania entrance
Dwayne “The Wall” Johnson
It was like a WWE entrance haha
He is like the villains in horror movies.. so invincible, so deadly, so slow yet so inescapable
He is the snail
he is so kind, he even brought 2 tombstones for his enemies
One for their body, the other specifically for their ass.
lol I’m dead
@@novelchaser3556 So is the other guy.
@@rex3725 So that's who the second tombstone goes to!
"He made them for you, witness your grave and dispair"
I love how the only movement you do is walking foward, non stop. You never try to strafe, you're just menacingly closing the gap at all times
The WALL’s equipment load is so high that he can do nothing *but* walk menacingly
Kinda reminds me of the purple form of Kamen Rider Kuuga
Reminds me of the creature from it follows. Always moving and just getting a little bit closer each time
Mf is actually a terminator
*gives new life to one of the greatest soulsborne memes to ever live
*takes 600 spells and 15 UGS swings to the face
*never flasks
*blows self up for style points
*bodies red phantom
*refuses to elaborate
*waddles away slowly
Yeah I think this is Giantdad levels of uniqueness
@@leonardo9259 The Wall meme was literally OnlyAfro in DS1 btw
@@zeallust8542 ik
Waddle waddle
@@leonardo9259 so not unique
So this is that immortal snail that's chasing me...
"Shields are bad against magic, they take chip damage."
The chip damage:
There's such thing has 100% Magical dmg Defense on a Shield. There's about 4-5 Shields that can do that.
@@SyLuX636 THE WALL
"Y'all heard sumn?"
@@SyLuX636 just use more shields
It's him. Mr Chip Damage.
Gotta respect the other guy for exhausting almost all his options and taking the loss rather than just leaving because he couldn't win.
Or he could have kept running and never engage, as this guy can only walk 😊
@@abhishekab1 tbh the wall could have just solo'd the game and ignored the duelist entirely if he refused to fight.
Funnily enough, death mist, night maiden's mist, or rotten breath would have eaten this wall in seconds since he's too fat to keep out of them lol.
And really, the frenzy spam _also_ could have worked if the guy hadn't wasted all his FP trying to hit him with the lightning.
It's funny how often you can just abuse other players' lack of brain cells in PvP.
@@sylvrwolflol someone having those spells to counter The Wall in pvp is rare
@@ImponteDeluxo Me with the dex/int build, and my friend with the strength/faith build:
"Why wont you die?!"
"Poise builds Jack. You cant knock me down."
Building the mother of all poise builds, Jack!
What’s the reference?
@@PippaPasses Metal Gear Rising
"What did I just say?"
@@elatrocidad5953 Can't fret over every rune!
The self explode flask to bait out the guy's attack is the funniest thing I've ever seen
THE CASUAL BLOCKING OF A FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT FINALLY KILLED ME.
"Your gods can't save you now."
For the Wall has walked over them and has come for you
Fun Fact: The Wall is immune to all forms of electricity, including nerve activation. This means that not only does it fight off pure instinct and bloodlust, but it doesn't feel pain of any form. Nobody can shatter The Wall, not even itself
The Wall is the perfect lifeform
"Get that shii out my face"
THOR: "Now this is an Avengers level threat!"
I know it's an old meme, even Galactus couldn't take out this absolute unit😮
The slow decent on the elevator. The constant slow stride toward his opponent as if fear is an incompatible concept. It's magnificent.
his equip load is so high he cant do anything but walk, he cant even roll
THE WALL has no need for such actions
He is the Boss
incomprehensible?
It's like The Wall coming down from the top of the Hollywood Hotel to meet Hogan.
His menacing walk just adds to the effect, near boss like aura exuded...
Thats ALL he can do btw
You can almost see the “Oh Crap” moment as soon as he ended up using spells 10 times without any effect. The first hit spelled the “Either I die on this hill or he kills me on his” moment.
So he dies either way HAHAHAHA
This man made himself EXPLODE
AS A TAUNT
Nah it was to make the dude think he had an opening
@@Shplinkinshploinkin Yes, that's a form of taunt
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 it is 5 billion IQ strat
I love how he just goes BACK to the elevator. At this point, the Wall is just another boss fight.
it's always great to find someone else who practices the Path of the Heavy Step.
I like how throughout this entire fight you can tell what the enemy is thinking
“ fuck fuck ok I can’t stagger so magic? Fuck that just tickled him … uhh maybe madness trigger to get through his armor? Nope blocked that too! Fuck I’m out of mana!? Welp here goes nothing”
Dude is desperate trying to find a way to not die
Cause at that point he doesn't want to win, he wants it to end
“Jesus f*ck they deal 45% of my hp”
"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
If Let Me Solo Her is the ephitome of the Sharpest blade,
The Wall is the embodiment of the Unbrokable shield.
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
Did you really just say "Unbrokable"?
@@VegaFic As well as "epithome", I think the bloke may have a lisp
@@VegaFic that makes it all the more chad, zero int required
Elden ring's bizzare adventures: The shield is unbreakable.
THE WALL
The Wall.
The wall
THE WALL
This is a great call back to an old school dark souls video 🤣
You should try using the snake sheild
I love how badass he looks just slowly and menacingly walking up to him, as the other guy frantically tries everything he can, but in the end, there is nothing you can do to stop the wall.
He cant run due to the weight
@@Pindeckoo1 … yeah… i know…
That ending, the self-immolation as a trap to pull a shield bash finisher--ART.
Yeah.. let's think of it that way. It's totally not a failed attempt of ending it with a bang. *awkwardly looks away.jpg*
@@grimmy7867 😂😂😂😂
@@grimmy7867 It might be a viable stategy to consider in the future. Purposefully blow yourself up to bait the weak enemy to get close in a vain attempt to take you down despite not having the dps to do it fast enough vs you smashing them dead with a single shield strike.
@@grimmy7867 well history is written by the victors. I didnt see The Wall failling on his kamikaze attemp. Instead, I saw The Wall perfect scheme to lure the unsuspecting victim into his killimg range being perfectly executed.
@@grimmy7867 That's a certified hood classic there. "To show you how much I don't care about attempts to fight me, I'm gonna blow myself up AND STILL WALK IT OFF."
This is beyond ridiculous and I love it
It looks like he’s walking but actually “The wall” is at full sprint
The wall does not walk. The wall simply rotates the earth with each step.
Each moment you aren't running, he is getting closer
@@SkyNinja759 thats so fucking menacing, and im all out for it
@@isaacparraguez3004 reading that then seeing ur shrek pfp made me laugh
@@YSleepish and then yours using the mimic veil unsuccessfully 😆😭
After 10 years, this man has reborn the wall to a more superior version.
For real. Blocking Anor Londor archers is greater and all, but this man is _menacing_
I’d say he’s Malenia’s worst nightmare
But given that she heals with every strike, I’d say this is more an unstoppable force and immovable object type deal
Theres a video of the wall just beating the crap out of malenia in youtube
@@chieckenman4432where?
Pretty sure she heals based on damage inflicted
@@JozenBlankShe doesn't. It's based on her landing any hit.
Nah. Have you met Let Me Solo Her? He's her worst nightmare
Two players I will avoid in this game:
1. LET ME SOLO HER
2. THE WALL
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
3. MECH SUIT
I will solo her with my fists
What about TheLegend27
And Will Smith
The Wall didn't struggle to kill fast, he just wanted to finish listening to the song.
this is what happened when immovable object were also an unstopable force
Bad use of the meme
You won on the approach. Mentally he was already defeated. His body was soon to follow.
Impressive!
the second someone RP walks towards me I already know they're finna get turned into mince meat, tf you talkin bout willis
@@NomTheDom downvote
@@NomTheDom theres a difference between rp walking and being forced to walk, if theyre approaching you forced to walk then you already outskilled
@@NomTheDom he wasn't rp walking, his endurance was so low he had to walk
1488 likes, I'm leaving it like this
This is hilarious cause you actually move like some bosses in other games: slow, tanky, and hit like a truck with no follow up.
He’s no longer the “player” he became an elden boss all on his own. Legends say he became a shard bearer even. He would be the Elden Lord but he was being nice to the last few bosses and let them have it.
A shard bearer eh? Wonder if there's a connection there with The Stormlight Archive..
@@jawms Perhaps the archives are incomplete
@@jawms I'm literally reading that series for the first time rn. XD
@@TeiwazTheGoat same!
Naw, he's a legend tier boss lol
It was nice of the Wall to make a cameo appearance in Lies of P
Where did it appear? I have a hundred hours in LoP.
@@ferretyluv i known old comment, but the bronze shield guys that camp the ledges. pure, actual THE WALL tactics.
@@localcalifornianman7325 Oh yeah those guys. They’re fucking annoying.
This is like the eternal snail dilemma. You can't stop it and it won't stop coming after you
Can't you just carry a pair of tongs with you and just pick it up and put it in a jar?
@basementthing1862 I'm pretty sure glass is fairly inert, but ok, just take another pair of tongs and put it in another jar.
@basementthing1862Counter: you will have long had the ability to be thousands of light years away.
@ThePubg_Playerdo you even know what the eternal snail thing is
Not sure if it was intentional but the beat being in sync with the footsteps was chilling as fuck
You just imagined that
Youre soft af
@@G42X86 and you're cringe
@@G42X86 Soy boy? That's such a hava
hava nice day
We are blessed by a memory. Not exact in its return, but one that rhymes with stories of times prior.
THE WALL lives on in glory.
You think that the legends die but the mantle has simply been passed. Well done @Grimmy.
this just proves the meta in Elden Ring is dogsh!t.
you don't even get an achievement for dung eater ending what a load of crap.
i can't find that line anywhere, did you make it up? its damn poetry!
@@Dontwantmyactualnamehere It's a mix of a few different concepts. My ability to create fanciful sounding bullcrap is known to be a talent.
@@RagnarTheGrey nice!
he wasn't aware that he was fighting a living building
Duelist: *gives everything they've got*
The Wall: "All of that for a drop of blood"
I like how this build makes him an actual boss, just look at the difference in the way they're playing, he's just walking menacingly to the intruder while the intruder is running around the whole area like that's his final boss
"Oh, you dare approach me?" - invader
"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." - The WALL
I hear Dio and Jojo in japanese when I read that!
“Hoho! Then by all means come closer.
Rogal Dorn has entered the Battle field.
I am fortifying this comment.
Adversary running and rolling faster than sonic while GRIMMY THE WALL just walks like the bad ass he knows he is.
whats funny is he was probably overweight and couldnt run or roll lol
@@shawnvalentine7765 He was actually lol. A noble sacrifice on the path of maximum poise
Overweight but built like a tank and still took the W.
The Entrance, the stride, the relentless pace towards a faster opponent, the fact that he's so encumbered he can't even roll. The fact that his opponent used ALL their healing whilst he only used the flask to blow himself up. This is art. A masterpiece.
Oh no, we have no idea if he can't roll or not. This set up is entirely possible with med roll depending on your RL.
@@pcbangbros8350 you can use a physik flask and fast roll
@@pcbangbros8350 You can see him attempt to roll twice about 1:13 in
@@Gamepwner1234 was that the overloaded "roll" ? I've honestly never seen the animation for when overloaded tries to roll, so I don't know, if it was then damn. Homie is tanked out to the 9's.
@@pcbangbros8350 Overloaded means rolling or jumping (I think) results in that stumble, and it either works the same with sprint or the game simply doesn't let you
Let me solo her: "I am speed and efficiency, what do you have against that?"
The Wall: "A wall."
She can't scarlet rot a literal wall.
THE, WALL
@@martk647 This exactly how I got through here. 😂
We need to see these two gods battle in PVP
@@martk647 Caelid DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC
It’s so funny to imagine this song just follows him around and you hear it gradually getting louder as he slowly approaches
What makes this build so scary isn't the fact that they deal no damage to you, rather it's how you walk towards them like Michael Meyers. Always hunting for someone to crush against the wall
until they met a bow main user with poison and rot arrows.
@@SkinnyEastBro they are going to run out of arrows against that shield
@@0lemus0lent0 the intention is to hurt them with the poison and rot. not the arrows.
@@SkinnyEastBro yeah but the buildup** is reduced a lot by the shield
@@0lemus0lent0 not that much. the success rate is 100% in my encounters.
Always nice to see people keep these builds alive when a new game comes out. “That’s the WALL brother!”.
The fact that you had to tag the summon sign and then slow walk all the way to elevator before they spawned in just to make your entrance is amazing.
The price of kayfabe.
Facs
I love how The Wall entered the arena by lift. I can only imagine this from the invaders perspective. “Where the hell is dude at?” *looks at the lift as it finishes decending* “Awwwww F****!”
The Wall: "Oh your a duelist just not a super one"
Adversary: "What's the difference?"
The Wall: "Presentation!"
best comment, also you're*
@@jocker6271 _"Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper. Party pooper"_ - Super Kami Guru, DBZ:A
@@jocker6271 Correct!
You are*
Fun fact: upgrading the fingerprint shield to +25 and equipping the greatshield talisman makes it so that blocking never consumes stamina
I have a new goal
Welp, this will pair well with my antspur rapier with seppuku and poison, poke boy for life
did this, used Mohg's trident with it, best playthrough i ever did
But, why??? Why no use stamina?
@@crazierthorn10 Are you asking why it would consume no stamina, or why you would want it to consume no stamina?
If the former, I assume it has very high base guard boost (the stat that determines how much stamina is consumed when you block an attack), which is typically increased every ~2 or 3 levels for a shield. As far as I understand, guard boost works like negation, the percentage of the stamina 'damage' the attack deals that the shield negates. The greatshield talisman gives that a flat boost (iirc).
If the latter... have you never had an enemy break your stance while shielding because they dealt more hits than your stamina could withstand?
It must actually be terrifying for an invader to know that no matter how many buffs or broken spells they use, nothing can beat a pure strength unit.
You literally just need to kick the shield when they're blocking lol
With cipher pata and coded sword I can beat the hell out of this guy since these 2 weapons ignore shields.
There are a thousand ways to beat that! There are weapons like the encrypted paw that the shield cannot block, the shield does not stop magic 100% either! A mediocre wizard simply walking away and casting spells destroys him, because being overweight prevents him from dodging or doing anything other than walking... not to mention status effects! he simply faced a one-armed man...
@@Ario19 this is a souls game, no one's impressed by hypotheticals. People wanna see results/vids they can hype up to and inspired to do even more impressive stuffs
@@antemedonRemember that kick is an ash of war in elden ring, not a normal part of the moveset like it is in the Dark Souls franchise. The likelihood of someone running kick is freaking low man, AND the guard boost (the stat on the shield which dictates how much stamina is lost when blocking) is JACKED on this shield. The shield is literally on steroids.
As soon as I saw the title I remembered Afro's vid and clicked immediately, that entrance did not disappoint!
You know it just occurred to me that Elden ring built many bosses around being fast and evasive but imagine one that is just this.
A very slow moving, near invincible brick that doesn’t have ranged attacks or spammable counters. It just turns the dodge spam game into “Oh Christ it’s just walking at me and I actually have zero idea how to stop it”. That to me is really interesting.
The crucible Knights are probably the closest to that, they walk at you, block stuff and hit hard. Only difference is that they sometimes just break into a sprint when you least expect it and then at half health start flying and doing all kinds of crazy
I believe cipher pata and the coded sword are both counters to things like this. Cipher pata also has 0 weight so you can just pocket it.
UA-cam Monster Hunter Goss Harag walk. That is a scary as walk.
And so that in the second phase he gets the third shield
The snail
Lmaoo you're a straight up boss fight. Guy was trying everything in his arsenal, meanwhile you just keep moving forward, slowly but surely. I love it
In truth, I think there would be ways around it if the guy was smart: smaller faster weapons could probably get in a poke
@@cgillis3989 then your puny little toothpick breaks upon the Wall’s stone defense!
@@cgillis3989 No. They wouldnt. Shield hard counters most pure melee.
However coded sword or fist wouldve wrecked this build. Which the invader very likely had access 2.
Anything with the ability to hit behind the shielder, or through (black flame) wouldve handled it as well.
And while this area wouldn't particularly be useful for the tactic concealing veil + dual crossbows works wonders as well.
I would enjoy trying to fight this purely because it is an amusing but effective build
Aot reference?
Let me Solo Her: Finally a worthy opponent!
A man can dream
i'd love to see that duel
The Unstoppable Force VS. The Immovable Object
Teehee
A pure dex build vs a pure strength build
Remember: with every second of you not running, he is getting closer.
Slowly but surely
A shame that there are no powerstanced movesets for shields and greatshields. Then again, L1 is block.
Powerstanced blocking, like the door shields from DS3
afaik there is. heavy attack with 2 shields does a combo moveset...
@BigGucciShua man, did you playeld DS2?
Powerstancing with 2 greatshields is just "standing" lol
@@Anubis7169 yes
After that first slap, you can see the invader changed from cocky to super cautious. 40% HP on that first hit was gnarly
What no vigor does to an mf
@@secretname2670what THE WALL does to a mf
“So you know glass cannons?”
“Yeah”
What if we took that. . . and did the exact opposite”
It's called a mighty glacier. Slow, patient, and *crushing*
*Takes off sun glasses* ...like a Brick Wall...you genius SoB.
I dunno, the Wall wiped out about two-fifths of the invader's health in a single hit. Invincible AND capable of destroying anything.
this is giving me “YOU’RE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE F@CKING WALL.” kinda vibes
The Wall.
Taking the philosophy of Havel the Rock to its inevitable conclusion wielding only pieces of broken masonry this warrior can endure any attack.
Special Move: Infinite Poise
One of the legendary builds.
The ultimate team
The quick roll Havel
The Father of Giants
The Let me Solo her
The Wall
I'm missing someone ?
@@jetpilledmyron2056 Brocoli Man from Bloodborne? Lol
I love how after he defeats the enemy, instantly walks back to the gates. He is like “Back to rest, don’t bother me again”.
When the time comes for the 'Let Me Solo Her' and The Wall met, it would probably gonna be like Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object
wall can be countered by hoarfrost stomp i think
Oh no
*STANDING HERE I REALIZE*
@@vomix9370 that can be blocked actually
why we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other. these two would be a teamup for the ages
Bro is literally the “HARDEST” boss fight in Elden Ring!
The Wall was feeling pity towards his opponent that he purposefully lowered his health to give him a fair advantage
In other words - bait.
@@Uthael_Kileaneayeah, if ur overagressive against the wall, ur guarenteed to get punished
but if u keep ur distance and spam spells, you'd eventuslly kill him if ur spells are efficient enough
discus of light is very effective, cuz it hits from behind the shield, and costs a measly 3fp per cast
@@God-ch8lqor you know... Coded Sword and just completely ignore the shield for not much of a stat investment... (it even staggers through shields too)
@@The-Omega-Blade nobody uses coded sword
@@God-ch8lq yeah i do and it's underrated, i dual wield straight swords and hot swap to coded if i see fingerprint shields
the wall vs let me solo her: the most legendary battle ever. unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Legend says its the real cause of the shattering. Their clash shattered the Elden Ring from hundreds of miles away.
"What are those Tarnished up to this time?"
I've never seen "unstoppable force meets immovable object" being used to describe something so accurately
“Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”
Yes please i want to see that happen
And when the world needed him most...
HAVEL RETURNED
Can you smell what the ROCK is cookin'?!
the counter for this build is to simply run to the other side of the arena over and over until the opponent gets tired of chasing you
Would be a sound tactic if Souls player invaders didn't have the attention span of a goldfish.
I won 15ish invasions back in DS3 by just dodging long enough that the mound maker decided its easier to kill the other invader than my slippery ass.
Nah, Coded sword goes Brrr!
Nah you can just inflict any status, it works through block. This build only works against new players like the guy in the video
@@qwery486 status build up vs fingerprint is fairly slow unless using cold/poison mists and even then, bollus's exist... just use Shield piercing weapons, there's quite a lot of them
@@Flustershy So be boring and bore someone to death, wow you are lame.
"HE'S JUST WALKING--
MENACINGLY!"
Edit: This man got straight up styled on. I bet you he wasn't expecting to fight an Elden Ring Boss PC lmao
He is overloaded. He can't run.
@@silasmarrs1409 good to know.
Still looks intimidating.
I understood this reference 😂😂😂😂
Jokes only people between 28 and 32 would understand.
*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN* In the Right corner we have 6’3” 310 pounds of metal Armor and double stone shields, back to back world champion…THEEEEEE WALLLLL
Vs a 5,11, 76 pound ranni simp using a colossal sword
dude, one of those shields probably weighs 310 pounds
3,100 kilograms
This has the same energy as those anime shows where this one guy has amassed incredible abilities through his journey and is very dramatic about using them all, each attack getting grander and greater, but their opponent just shrugs it all off nonetheless and makes them cough blood everytime he touches them.
Madara uchiha when he ran head on into an entire army with nothing but his hands while they had swords, kunai, paper bombs basically every weapon in existence. After absolutely slaughtering atleast 100 of them he spits a giant fire ball at them that he named (majestic destroyer flame) and then proceeded to drop not 1.. but 2 meteorites on top of them
And then gets 1 spotted by black zetsu
Basically Garou v Saitama
@@Unknown-Entity-6661 haters got to hate
What does the way he died have to do with what he did? Lol
@@brandonwilliams3777 man took on an entire army and the strongest people of the time. only to get killed by some mommy's boy that hides in the shadows
As the old adage goes
YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL, And I AM THE FUCKIN WALL
MAKE WAY, FOR THE DOZER!!!
The moment when the opponent goes all-in on an attack and THE WALL blocks but doesn't retaliate shows how merciful he was being. "I'll give you another chance to rethink your strategy."
I need to see the full playthrough of the wall build, the idea of this guy trudging patiently through the lands between like a slow motion murder train is hilarious and terrifying.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in Elden Ring. This beats all the cliche anime builds, the meta builds, and everything else the game has to offer. This is true power.
I laughed so hard at your comment!
Questionable Force VS Immovable Object
You can increase the poise further by the bull goat talisman, 130% the WALL
There's also a tear for the flask that lowers encumbrance. He's one chug away from breaking out into a full sprint and crushing the invader
@@elatrocidad5953 the wall doesnt know what a sprint is
@@jlimmy1569 Correction, The Wall doesn't need to sprint.
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@@yanfei7782 true, anyone capable of fucking casually walking with THAT kinda build and weight non-stop is exactly the type to be able to suddenly go frieght train on your ass
I can only imagine Elden Ring's bosses when being approached with this build and *The Wall* playing out of nowhere
Someone must extinguish thy fla-
*The wall theme starts playing*
Margit: Oh shit ...
HE IS THE BOSS FIGHT
Radahn hearing it get louder as The Wall walks slowly through the defenses around the castle, through the courtyard past the Radahn Festival, and down the hill to his arena
Legends say once 'The Wall' has picked its target, it will never stop advancing until the victim has become too tired to continue to fight back or flee. It's not a matter of 'if' the wall succeeds in catching his prey, it's a matter of 'when'.
"It cannot be bargained or reasoned with and it will not stop ever until you are dead "
And rumours have it that even if you managed to escape it, they will never stop hunting you until you die by its grasp. If you perish of age it will just mangle your corpse beyond recognition. Nobody escapes "The Wall" even if you're dead
Damn...
The wall giving me real Spoon Killer vibes bc of this comment
Sounds like a Stand name and Stand description 😂😂
“You’re up against the wall, and I AM THE FUCKING WALL!!”