@@thespiffingbrit It's so smart that it cannot be shown by any numbers. That's why the character got beheaded. Because he didn't. His head exploded in the process of comprehending the smart ways of the tea..
In all seriousness, the Alternate Start mod is practically required for mod-heavy games, even if you do choose to go through the vanilla sequence. Without it, all of those mod startup scripts fire off during the cart ride rather than in that nice, quiet jail cell and the game has a nasty tendency to choke under the load.
He has to install it. If you new game without it, the mods instantly start their scripts at the same time that it glitches the cart to oblivion. I had to explain to those who has no experience with skyrim modding.
one time I started the game with a bunch of mods and was going to do regular intro, I got in and I wasn't even on the cart and when I got on the cart it went up a mountain...
15:46 From what I can read, the potion roughly says this with the following effects: - Creates a hovering light that lasts for 1143 seconds. - Take on the form of the wolf. - Equip ... Cast and learn the Oakflesh spell. - Increases the duration and decreases the cast of Conjuration spells for 555 seconds - Talk a ... For 7 seconds with lighting that strikes friend and foe alike. - Destruction spells are 9046% stronger for 34 seconds. - Any allies inside the ring will regenerate 25 health per second. - ... ... Powerful undead on fire and makes them flee for 60606 seconds. - Magickia regenerates 939491% faster for 0 seconds. -Bows do 111% more damage
never understood why the wolves in skyrim don't actually look like wolves at all, but instead, look like extremely dirty, diseased, and radioactive canine beasts that were rescued from an oil spill accident with the oil never washed out of their fur. its like Todd forgot what wolves look like after making elder scrolls 4, had a stroke, and told someone from the fallout dev team to model a wolf, then took the very first one and was like "Great, this one is perfect" and the fallout dev guy is like "great, so what fallout game is it going to be used for?" as Todd then said "Skyrim"
Love the description. Let's add the mental damage Todd infused the wolves with. According to Godd Howard wolves are hyper aggressive and ready to sacrifice everything they have and hold dear to attack something twice their size and able to retaliate. There must be a Wolfsovngarde to justify them fighting to actual death.
@@lightspawn4357 Yeah, they are sooo far from real wolves. Real don't have brownish fur, arent skinny and don't even look closely like a dog. They look like giant Dragons, Paired with spiders. So many legs. Lol, sarcasm off ... Don't know why everybody complains about skinny wolves, lookin a bit dirty and not like a pinnupwolfi. Geezus christ
I believe the mod is based off a meme from Vinesauce vinny. If you havent seen any of his streams I recommend watching him. His skyrim streams are too damn funny.
@@thatonenoname196 it is indeed from Vinny Vinesauce. Not sure where the thing itself originated but I know for a fact Meat originated from Vinny. Meat is actually one of my favorite characters/voices he does.
@@luculentname4300 It was based on a commercial long ago. He was called meat because of the meme "Me and my meat when....". I think it is a bloodborne playthrough and he mentioned it is where the origin of the meat character came from.
Reanu Keeves: "Am I a joke to you? Has my infamy waned so greatly that I am but a mere story to tell warn your bastard children of at night so they shall behave?! I AM REANU KEEVES AND I AM THE GOD OF THIS WORLD!!"
I've never met someone that watches vinesausce in UA-cam outside of the fullsauce channel Edit: apparently there are a lot of people that know Vinny on the comments here.
12:11 9 years of playing skyrim and ive NEVER thought of doing that, picking it up and bringing it to a spot whre no one is so i can steal it, like wow i feel so dumb its so obvious
I was super late to the skyrim party. Only got it when the remastered version came out recently. Best choice of my life. I want to clarify, I haven't yet used any mods. This was my first time playing and I wanted an original experience before I went crazy with mod power. So I enter the game and immediately my character creator screen has a horse's rear half blocking my character. The. Entire. Time. Twice now I have seen goats fall out of the sky in front of me and continue life as usual. Dialogue chooses for itself half the time what it wants me to say, regardless what I click on. Textures just decide on their own if they want to exist or not. It's amazing. This is the updated, newly released version. There's no excuse for any of this, and yet here it all is, and I'm not even half way done with the game or exploring yet. This is the most broken game I've ever played, and it's now one of my absolute favorites for its complete disregard for how a game should logically function.
Mod organizer 2 is the correct tool for most users, not Wrye Smash. Though the whole point was to incorrectly install incompatible mods to cause entertaining glitches. Not all mods have an esp/esl plug-in. Many mods should not be merged in the same file, for too many reasons to list. Mator Smash is another popular merged plug-in (and merged patch) maker, and can be used with Wrye's.
My Fallout 4 has 206 mods currently, and every time I play I'm genuinely astonished that that many mods can actually function smoothly at the same time. In fact I'd go so far as to say that my modded game actually functions better than the vanilla game does. Modders really do make the whole thing a much better experience.
Out of all the glitches I've seen and experienced during the intro, head actually being chopped off isn't one. Until now. I thought it was genuinely impossible, like oh no dragons here, better stop swinging the axe. Well got to give it to him, he is seriously dedicated to his job
I honestly want a mod that ends up killing you at the start and you have to somehow get back into skyrim by possessing things or making deals with the daedric princes/princesses. No dragon to save you, because he decided "You know what, I'm going to enjoy myself for a while and take in the scenery." Just don't end up possessing a sweetroll, you might get stolen.
The subtitles are perfection and should always be on while watching these videos. Hodd Toward [CC] Hot towel Reanu Keeves [CC] Rio no cubes/Rihanna Keef/Brianna Keeps Nazeem [CC] Dizzy And so much more
@@antiquereality3168 Vinny Vinesauce's channel meme, it's a CGI worm from an old and rather obscure tv ad popular for the "Yeeow" voice he invented for it
@@antiquereality3168 Vinny calls it meat because he was sent a meme that went something like "your meat when you open incognito mode for the 4th time today" and had the Meat guy looking sad
@@antiquereality3168 then the gherkin thing is from when Vinny played with something called OE Cake. There was something called "feed gherkin to Meat" within the pack his mods and friends sent him for it. One of the funniest videos I've seen from Vinesauce!
Please make more Skyrim videos spif, they are honestly the highlight of my day every time! You have a gift my friend, when you add the spiffing Brit to Skyrim, you get comedy gold! Please consider making a weekly series of extremely modded Skyrim videos. I can guarantee that every single member of your audience, and their mothers, would absolutely love to watch this series, so please, do us all a favor, and make reanu keeves a permanent member of a balanced breakfast!
1:34: The character is literally screaming "OH GOD WHYYYYYYY!?" 4:57: Obviously, that headsman had his Yorkshire Tea that morning. The power of cut-scenes means nothing to him!
While waiting for the vid to load on my slow net I almost fell asleep till spiff yelled through my phone "HELLO! And welcome" at which point i jumped out of my skin. I need to make that an alarm tone.
the Suicide? potion. Creates a hovering light that lasts 1143 seconds. Take on the form of the wolf. Equip and cast to learn the oakflesh spell. Increase the duration and decrease the cost of conjuration spells for 555 seconds. Calls a storm for 7 seconds with lightning that strikes friend and foe alike. Destruction spells are 5046% stronger for 84 seconds. Any allies inside the ring will regenerate 25 health per second. Set every powerful undead on fire and makes them flee for 60606 seconds. Magicka regenerates 539491% faster for 0 seconds. Bows do 111% more
Idk if someone has already done this, but, to the best of my ability, the potion reads as follows: Suicide? Weight: 92 Value: 127 Item description: Creates a hovering light that lasts for 1143 seconds. Take on the form of the wolf. Equip and use(?) to learn the Oakflesh spell. Increase the duration and decrease the cost of Conjuration spells for 555 aeconds. Talk a storm for 7(?) seconds with lightning that strikes friend and foe alike. Destruction spells are 5046% stronger for 84 seconds. Any allies inside the ring will regenerate 25 health per second. Sets even powerful undead on fire and makes them flee for 68606(?) seconds. Magika regenerates 539491% faster for 10(?) seconds. damage. Bows do 111% more Once again, I don't know if someone has already done this, and if so good on you and know that we both wasted time on something this meaningless when that time could've been used to watch the video rather than pause the vid and give people what information was purposefully skipped so that The Spiffing Brit could give us this great bit of content. Those areas with the question marks are what I couldn't read as clearly, so if anyone could read them better or if they read something differently, please tell me what those areas really said.
I was gonna do this and checked to see if someone else already had. I think it says “ Equip and CAST to learn oakflesh” And says “CALLS a storm” but I think the rest is right.😁
Immediately off to a good start. Seeing “The “Adventurers Assemble!” ability has been added to your POWERS” before you even make your character has become so nostalgic for me over the years
22:11 Skyrim Space Program Ep. 2 The environmentally unfriendly use of giant clubs to launch bodies into space has been abandoned in favor of a new and greener, voice-based technology. Do I smell a collab with Elon Mollusc for Ep. 3?
23:19 "Oh Mr. Mudcrab no we had such a brilliant future ahead of each other oh he's dead" rips of it's legs and punches it's corpse "oh that's just a real shame massive F in the chat for Mr. Mudcrab we could of had such a brilliant wacky offshoot of the fantastic Skyrim blow (this is what it says in the subtitles) cannon but no it was not to be" punches it's corpse again "instead we accidentally incapacitated him with our amazing taser fists oh well"
I think I have officially watched to many of your videos. My internal monolog in my head is now saying everything in your voice. Job well done, you have hacked my brain spiffing Brit.
"Many will say my version of Skyrim is broken, full of exploits, glitches and complete and utter imbalances."
So it's just Skyrim then.
You know youve failed when half of the mods fix bugs
I started reading this comment as Spiff said it in the video lol
@@thegrammarcrusader4085 same lmao
It just works
@@seblorkhan2618 Well, it's only 1 mod these days.
install alternate start, still choose vanilla intro. galaxy brain
@@thespiffingbrit no one can comprehend it, a genius of our age
@@thespiffingbrit It's so smart that it cannot be shown by any numbers.
That's why the character got beheaded.
Because he didn't. His head exploded in the process of comprehending the smart ways of the tea..
In fact the only smarter move known to mankind is booting up some good old rick and morty while drinking some tea.
In all seriousness, the Alternate Start mod is practically required for mod-heavy games, even if you do choose to go through the vanilla sequence. Without it, all of those mod startup scripts fire off during the cart ride rather than in that nice, quiet jail cell and the game has a nasty tendency to choke under the load.
He has to install it. If you new game without it, the mods instantly start their scripts at the same time that it glitches the cart to oblivion.
I had to explain to those who has no experience with skyrim modding.
The fact your vanilla start is working and the cart isn't trying to vibrate so hard it goes into space is mind blowing
one time I started the game with a bunch of mods and was going to do regular intro, I got in and I wasn't even on the cart and when I got on the cart it went up a mountain...
Lol think that glitch might be specific to you bro 😂😂
My first playthrough it was a normal cart
I have been chosen
Check your frame rate. The physics engine for Skyrim doesn’t play well with 120hz +
That cart was bouncing so hard I thought it might no get to the chopping block 😂
100 Mods in Skyrim, less bugs than Fallout 76
Yes you are right
I applaud you my friend
Eh probably the community "Patchs" that cost £99.99 on the creation club...
Wouldn't surprise me
Well, to be fair, with these sorts of mods, the bugs and features aren't in conflict, so its fine.
Benny Big Boy's neck gives the Crimson Chin's chin a run for his money
Mitten Squad THE CRIMSON CHIN WISHES IT COULD SEE BBB
Mitten Squad I’m a huge fan
I knew I’d find you here, the title of the video is much like your videos
@@thespiffingbrit GODLIKE CHIN
2 of my favorite youtubers in one place #mittenbrit
The best part is that 100 mods isn't even a big amount in Skyrim
I think it is
@@jaboies2292 it's really not
@@jaboies2292 I play with 296...
@@jahrealbennett2069 To some people it is. Who cares?
I use 1,900 mods rn, 100 is barely anything to skyrim unless it's all quests and even then the quality of the game remains unchanged - slightly better
Only 100, those are rookie numbers.
I'm on Xbox and I run 97 easy shit
What was your highest amout of mods u had on mine was 300
@Galen Tanaka just get graphics patch and EnaiRim stuff ;)
Yep, I got around 350
Right! I won’t even play with less then 150!
I hate the hands mod so much so so so much it's the absolute worst more please
At least it wasn't feet.
@@isaiahcampbell488 oh... i... kinda want to see it now.
Change the hands to dorks and Skyrim would be ancient Rome.
I feel like having the giant baby arms for trees is much less hardware intensive than the actual trees
considering they lack textures and only drop shadows it's possible.
I love that Skyrim habits are so ingrained into Spiff that he's still looting gold from enemies despite being Reanu Keeves.
You can never have too much gold - Reanu Keeves
I console commanded like 2m septims on my last play through and 100% still kept taking random coins off the ground.
"Todd howard cannot create anything that isn't 5000% perfect"
I am 76% sure that statement is a complete fallout
Hairy Otter oh... fallout 76.
It actually became better
Ain't that a kick in the head
Todd is just being held back by the shackles the gods put on Todd. His game creating wisdom is being suppressed.
@@haha69funi28 perhaps
15:46 From what I can read, the potion roughly says this with the following effects:
- Creates a hovering light that lasts for 1143 seconds.
- Take on the form of the wolf.
- Equip ... Cast and learn the Oakflesh spell.
- Increases the duration and decreases the cast of Conjuration spells for 555 seconds
- Talk a ... For 7 seconds with lighting that strikes friend and foe alike.
- Destruction spells are 9046% stronger for 34 seconds.
- Any allies inside the ring will regenerate 25 health per second.
- ... ... Powerful undead on fire and makes them flee for 60606 seconds.
- Magickia regenerates 939491% faster for 0 seconds.
-Bows do 111% more damage
E
E
Roids
*Equip and cast to learn the Oakflesh spell
*Calls a storm for 7 seconds...
*Sets ("every"? "even"? idk) powerful undead on fire...
@@TKNinja37 "even" is the one. /knows that one from seeing that spell effect before
Can't believe he missed the chance to name him "Dogg Howard"
Notorious Swede Watch his Morrowwind vids
Todd Howlard
Notorious swede that's
brilliant
or maybe even Dogg Howlard
Can I steal this? I want to steal this
Spiff: *downloads 100 mods*
Something glitchy happens
Also Spiff: “TOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!”
I don't usually watch vanilla playthroughs of Skyrim these days, but Spiff makes even the most ordinary runs look cool.
I literally got confused and corrected Keanu Reeves to Reanu Keeves in public.
Help.
I cant say keanu reeves without messing it up 😭😭😭
Task failed successfully
I accidentally said keanu reeves instead of reanu keeves yo a friend and 3 seconds later i realised my mistake and went OH FRICK then corrected myself
@@plate_fox XD
@@Arcxzal It just rolls off the tongue lol
"Tod Howard doesn't create anything that is less than 5000% perfect"
*Laughs in Fallout 76*
Das da jokkkeee
didnt the "secondary" bethasda make that the one todd isnt apart of
I mean technically the main Bethesda team didn't work on Fallout 76 so
@@lil-trashcans-_- Yep
Gryffon No no, its the perfect way to destroy the studio.
Imagine you customize your character then it gets executed. Then you have to use one of the other generic prisoners to play the game, till later on.
pretty sure that fakeout already exist. I think in Deus EX there is a similar thing where you input your name and the game tells you you are Adam
But that the story is a prologue, of the character you made that was executed, as told by the generic character you play as to his friends in a pub
Basically Deltarune
MGS V vibes
DEEER does something like this
never understood why the wolves in skyrim don't actually look like wolves at all, but instead, look like extremely dirty, diseased, and radioactive canine beasts that were rescued from an oil spill accident with the oil never washed out of their fur.
its like Todd forgot what wolves look like after making elder scrolls 4, had a stroke, and told someone from the fallout dev team to model a wolf, then took the very first one and was like "Great, this one is perfect" and the fallout dev guy is like "great, so what fallout game is it going to be used for?" as Todd then said "Skyrim"
Love the description. Let's add the mental damage Todd infused the wolves with.
According to Godd Howard wolves are hyper aggressive and ready to sacrifice everything they have and hold dear to attack something twice their size and able to retaliate. There must be a Wolfsovngarde to justify them fighting to actual death.
@@lightspawn4357 Yeah, they are sooo far from real wolves. Real don't have brownish fur, arent skinny and don't even look closely like a dog. They look like giant Dragons, Paired with spiders. So many legs.
Lol, sarcasm off ... Don't know why everybody complains about skinny wolves, lookin a bit dirty and not like a pinnupwolfi. Geezus christ
I3rooke I agree
The wolves in skyrim aren't wolves they are Coyotes
@@i3onobo123 because wolves in real life don't look like that coyotes look like that
imagine playing skyrim and asking yourself " how could i improve this experience?", when suddenly *heartattack*
Next permadeath with afterlife
Heart attack mod is 10/10
Joe Bartholomeus modders are so weird.
You cannot improve something already at top 10/10 quality.
the heart attack mod just reminds me of Goku on Dragon Ball, every time he's randomly having hearth attacks, perfect recreation
i can't believe that Spiff has a copy of the upcomming re-re-re-re-release of Skyrim already, it looks exactly like i expected it to look
I can't wait to get my copy of skyrim special anniversary expanded edition
@@kanaka118446 you forgot the legendary
Just a normal vanilla game of Skyrim, I see no differences from what I've played.
Of coourse!
The only difference is that it's been infused with the power of Yorkshire tea gold
Perfectly balanced!
10/10 line:
Oh. It’s just Nazeem.
12:05 Of course he is.
If there's one that deserves to be killed then this guy.
Guys, I'm starting to get the slight feeling that this game might be modded.
Just a bit
I can assure you, it is not.
Probably just some improved graphics...
Just rtx on
The guy just has 32 GB more RAM than required.
23:00 - That Mud Crab is clearly the 1% - he's shellfish.
@@thespiffingbrit Oh my! I'm honored. I'll have some more Yorkshire Gold with my lunch.
Never underestimate the power of a MudCrab and remember, the MudCrabs are only hostile if you are a BAD PERSON!
I love how he keeps flip flopping between howard todds and hodd towards lol
Ah, that's why I kept getting confused about the name.
Hahahaha
“Ooooh, that’s a good bit of anger. When I get angry, I too fold my eyebrows over my eyelids.”
That part always has me crying laughing
A crab in a top hat and monocle?
More like a snipping Brit
WHAT!? That's too much. Totally breaks my immersion in Skyrim. Come on Master Chief. Let's get the fuck outta here.
@@sianine2765 it wouldve never happened like that in KNACK 2
Pinching* britt
Sniffing clit. Oops
I am slightly upset the character wasn't named Dogg Howard
*angrily slurps tea*
Hog Toward
He just made fuckin Yagrum Bagarn the Last Dweemer from Morrowind
He should have named him courage the cowardly dog
The Meat mod is something I didn't know I needed in my life.
I believe the mod is based off a meme from Vinesauce vinny. If you havent seen any of his streams I recommend watching him. His skyrim streams are too damn funny.
@@thatonenoname196 it is indeed from Vinny Vinesauce. Not sure where the thing itself originated but I know for a fact Meat originated from Vinny. Meat is actually one of my favorite characters/voices he does.
@@luculentname4300 It was based on a commercial long ago. He was called meat because of the meme "Me and my meat when....". I think it is a bloodborne playthrough and he mentioned it is where the origin of the meat character came from.
Therapist: "Reanu Keeves can't hurt you, he's not real"
Reanu Keeves:
Reanu Keeves: "Am I a joke to you?
Has my infamy waned so greatly that I am but a mere story to tell warn your bastard children of at night so they shall behave?!
I AM REANU KEEVES AND I AM THE GOD OF THIS WORLD!!"
Brit: "Mudcrab noooo!"
Also Brit: _tears off the mudcrab's legs_
"Let's see what Todd Howard has for us today"
Todd Howard: "You're finally awake."
Seeing Vinesauce's Meat in a Spiffing Brit vid truly warms my heart...
You crave the McGhirkin
Mcclanky
I've never met someone that watches vinesausce in UA-cam outside of the fullsauce channel
Edit: apparently there are a lot of people that know Vinny on the comments here.
"FEED GHERKIN TO MEAT" **laughs hysterically** "I'm not even pressing anything! It's moving on its own!"
YEOW
"This is a hammer not a sword you can't do that."
No spiff...he can... because of Todd Howard
It just works
12:11 9 years of playing skyrim and ive NEVER thought of doing that, picking it up and bringing it to a spot whre no one is so i can steal it, like wow i feel so dumb its so obvious
I was super late to the skyrim party. Only got it when the remastered version came out recently. Best choice of my life. I want to clarify, I haven't yet used any mods. This was my first time playing and I wanted an original experience before I went crazy with mod power. So I enter the game and immediately my character creator screen has a horse's rear half blocking my character. The. Entire. Time. Twice now I have seen goats fall out of the sky in front of me and continue life as usual. Dialogue chooses for itself half the time what it wants me to say, regardless what I click on. Textures just decide on their own if they want to exist or not. It's amazing. This is the updated, newly released version. There's no excuse for any of this, and yet here it all is, and I'm not even half way done with the game or exploring yet. This is the most broken game I've ever played, and it's now one of my absolute favorites for its complete disregard for how a game should logically function.
Is it running at more than 60 FPS?
The mod limit is 255. If you merge ESPs using Wrye Bash, you can theoretically install far more than 255 mods. Have fun.
Oh god why.
Because perfectly balanced
I thought my 170 mods was nearing the limit but I still have 85 more to go
*adds more than 255 mods*
PC: *I see you have chosen SUICIDE*
Mod organizer 2 is the correct tool for most users, not Wrye Smash. Though the whole point was to incorrectly install incompatible mods to cause entertaining glitches. Not all mods have an esp/esl plug-in. Many mods should not be merged in the same file, for too many reasons to list. Mator Smash is another popular merged plug-in (and merged patch) maker, and can be used with Wrye's.
“I wouldn’t recommend bucket flying”
-ymfah has left the chat-
Nice amount of like you got there.
He left the chat and came back with a new solution.
You can beat any game with reanu keeves this isn't a challenge.
*pathetic*
No he will usurp your control of the game and beat it before u
Matty Batty that’s really true mate
The Chuck Norris of Games
The heart attack mod is basically the Life Alert mod. It's "help! I've fallen and I can't get up" at the worst possible times.
My Fallout 4 has 206 mods currently, and every time I play I'm genuinely astonished that that many mods can actually function smoothly at the same time. In fact I'd go so far as to say that my modded game actually functions better than the vanilla game does. Modders really do make the whole thing a much better experience.
should've named that second character "dog howard"
I thought the same thing! Missed opportunity.
Boward, cuz dogs apparently go "bowow" in english
Godd Howard
Wait nvm, God is his real title.
@@Sk0lzky especially after fallout 76
I didn't see a single mod. This vanilla version of Skyrim is completely perfect with no exploits.
it was too stable to be vanilla skyrim
@@Dubbsteppa21 The accumulated salt of this comment section is making me dehydrated. *I LIKE IT.*
If The Spiffing Brit isnt some kind of easter egg in the next elder scrolls game i swear to Todd Howard i wont buy the game
You'll still buy it tho lol, Todd Howard will get to you eventually
I expect you can find him somewhere on the shivering isles
TSB: Reanu Keeves
UA-cam subtitles: Rihanna Cubes
😂
"Everyone Knows the best way to defeat a giant, ride a motorbike!"
*Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's intensifies*
*CARD GAMES, ON MOTORCYCLES*
@@Nynja123TRT what's next card games on idk
Out of all the glitches I've seen and experienced during the intro, head actually being chopped off isn't one. Until now. I thought it was genuinely impossible, like oh no dragons here, better stop swinging the axe. Well got to give it to him, he is seriously dedicated to his job
There’s definitely at least one mod to get decapitated in the intro.
"My version of Skyrim is broken, full of exploits, glitches and complete and utter imbalances."
So kind of like regular Skyrim then.
"Exactly as I remember it..."
*looks up at fleshy hand-trees that would give Junji Ito the shivers*
😂 I LOST IT WHEN THE INTRO LOADS FULLY
I must say that the execution surprised me...
I need the Meat mod. Binyot be praised
*happy scoot noises*
SPIN
@@vexsisvon you mean SPEEEN
Speeeeeeen
binyot why you no shoot
I honestly want a mod that ends up killing you at the start and you have to somehow get back into skyrim by possessing things or making deals with the daedric princes/princesses. No dragon to save you, because he decided "You know what, I'm going to enjoy myself for a while and take in the scenery."
Just don't end up possessing a sweetroll, you might get stolen.
Don't possess an arrow either, or you'll end up in some guardsman's knee.
Love the mega shouts. You can't kill the kids, but you can send them into outer space.
9:50 - y'know, I would be very suspicious about any raw chicken I found on a man who was wearing only a loincloth. Where was he keeping them? WHERE?!
his hands?
Um his love handles
Somewhere between the asshole and the ballsack.. yes, not a nice chicken to take.
I guess his mouth is not an option.
@@priyanshugoel3030 I suppose it's better than his loincloth, but it's still _raw_ chicken. That shit is gonna be nasty.
I see Spiffing Brit the Great with Skyrim in my feed:
*TIME TO GET SOME TEA!*
Imperial Shocktrooper
You weren’t drinking anyway?
XIX Pheonix7 I was drinking coffee.
Imperial Shocktrooper
But this is no tea
XIX Pheonix7 I put a tea bag in my coffee.
Imperial Shocktrooper
A bit odd but i guess that counts
The subtitles are perfection and should always be on while watching these videos.
Hodd Toward [CC] Hot towel
Reanu Keeves [CC] Rio no cubes/Rihanna Keef/Brianna Keeps
Nazeem [CC] Dizzy
And so much more
I can't believe someone made a meat companion.
Vinny would die laughing, especially since you have to feed him a gherkin
Context please
@@antiquereality3168 Vinny Vinesauce's channel meme, it's a CGI worm from an old and rather obscure tv ad
popular for the "Yeeow" voice he invented for it
@@antiquereality3168 Vinny calls it meat because he was sent a meme that went something like "your meat when you open incognito mode for the 4th time today" and had the Meat guy looking sad
@@antiquereality3168 then the gherkin thing is from when Vinny played with something called OE Cake. There was something called "feed gherkin to Meat" within the pack his mods and friends sent him for it. One of the funniest videos I've seen from Vinesauce!
I was sitting here missing Reanu Keeves and then you just brought him back! Of course we want him back!
26:06 This is literally corporate communication, except with a refreshing bit of honesty at the end.
"Is that a crab, WITH A TOPHAT AND A MONOCLE? That's where I draw the line, let's go master chief!" The male fantasy circa 2015.
Please make more Skyrim videos spif, they are honestly the highlight of my day every time! You have a gift my friend, when you add the spiffing Brit to Skyrim, you get comedy gold! Please consider making a weekly series of extremely modded Skyrim videos. I can guarantee that every single member of your audience, and their mothers, would absolutely love to watch this series, so please, do us all a favor, and make reanu keeves a permanent member of a balanced breakfast!
Part of me is wondering where to find a mod that intentionally sets it up for you to get decapitated without killing you...
"Whats this? a potion called suicide?"
*HERE AT JIMMY JOHNS WE TAKE SANDWICH DELIVERY*
Hey Spiff, can you do “Chess is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”?
Just throw the pawn at the enemy king
Scholar's Mate: "Hello There!"
@@noahhastings6145 also known as fool's mate, It's supposed to be the most common finish to a chess game :/
@@danandchristineharbour2538 thats not how you play chess, you shoot the king from 64 meters using mk14
The land of Skyrim was peaceful before Reanu Keaves unleashed his wrath upon the populace with his holy power
1:34:
The character is literally screaming "OH GOD WHYYYYYYY!?"
4:57:
Obviously, that headsman had his Yorkshire Tea that morning. The power of cut-scenes means nothing to him!
I was honestly not expecting the touhou loading screens, that really caught me off-guard. Well done, Spiff.
if i had all of these mods installed i would not know what to do with myself … thankfully this modded play through is in the hands of a professional
Speaking of touhou loading screen, when is Spiffing going to cheese the bullet hell games?
There're actually a few spellcards that you can clear just by standing in the right place, so...
I literally had to scroll down for ten minutes to find a comment of someone who also noticed
16:19 Nazeem went to the Cloud District
"Skyrim with 100 mods is broken"
me with over 700: 👁👄👁
You and me both.
> Sees a Meat
“Yeeeeow!”
While waiting for the vid to load on my slow net I almost fell asleep till spiff yelled through my phone "HELLO! And welcome" at which point i jumped out of my skin. I need to make that an alarm tone.
the Suicide? potion.
Creates a hovering light that lasts 1143 seconds.
Take on the form of the wolf.
Equip and cast to learn the oakflesh spell.
Increase the duration and decrease the cost of conjuration spells for 555 seconds.
Calls a storm for 7 seconds with lightning that strikes friend and foe alike.
Destruction spells are 5046% stronger for 84 seconds.
Any allies inside the ring will regenerate 25 health per second.
Set every powerful undead on fire and makes them flee for 60606 seconds.
Magicka regenerates 539491% faster for 0 seconds.
Bows do 111% more
Idk if someone has already done this, but, to the best of my ability, the potion reads as follows:
Suicide?
Weight: 92
Value: 127
Item description: Creates a hovering light that lasts for 1143 seconds. Take on the form of the wolf. Equip and use(?) to learn the Oakflesh spell. Increase the duration and decrease the cost of Conjuration spells for 555 aeconds. Talk a storm for 7(?) seconds with lightning that strikes friend and foe alike. Destruction spells are 5046% stronger for 84 seconds. Any allies inside the ring will regenerate 25 health per second. Sets even powerful undead on fire and makes them flee for 68606(?) seconds. Magika regenerates 539491% faster for 10(?) seconds. damage. Bows do 111% more
Once again, I don't know if someone has already done this, and if so good on you and know that we both wasted time on something this meaningless when that time could've been used to watch the video rather than pause the vid and give people what information was purposefully skipped so that The Spiffing Brit could give us this great bit of content. Those areas with the question marks are what I couldn't read as clearly, so if anyone could read them better or if they read something differently, please tell me what those areas really said.
I was gonna do this and checked to see if someone else already had. I think it says “ Equip and CAST to learn oakflesh” And says “CALLS a storm” but I think the rest is right.😁
It's amazing how the sudden change of velocity doesn't kill everything you shout at.
no one was going to say anything about the giant rabbit at 8:40
We Want Spiffing Brit Yorkshire tea bathwater and we want it now!
r/cursedcomments
@@albertbancroft4507 imagine yorkshire sponsoring him for that.
where do I sign the petition?
I'd buy that for a $30!
Reanu Keeves is so powerful, his own heart is trying to kill him.
This is my first time seeing this and I couldn't stop laughing. It's like watching Jack Sparrow play skyrim.
[Captain] Jack Sparrow ;p
I'm surprised it's stable enough to start
Its not Fallout 76
@@lukas081559 or fallout 4 on console with more than 0 mods enabled
I assume you mean the vanilla version
100 mods ain't shit, pretty easy to keep your game stable with those numbers.
I have 120 mods on and it works perfectly fine,( i have 1060 6gb with i5 8600)
Spiffing brit : starts a new skyrim series
Spiffing brit : does character creation and ends episode
Spiffing brit : starts new series 😂
Immediately off to a good start. Seeing “The “Adventurers Assemble!” ability has been added to your POWERS” before you even make your character has become so nostalgic for me over the years
"almost a hundred"
Pathetic. I expect at least 300 from a proud drinker of of yorkshire gold.
Todd Howards went from Howard Todds to Hodd Towards real fast there
I'm glad i wasn't the only person who noticed. it's the right name, he made the right choice
6:57
Pink Panther: "Hey. First day being pink?"
Brian Griffin spray painted pink: "Yeah"
Pink Panther: "Welcome to hell"
22:11 Skyrim Space Program Ep. 2
The environmentally unfriendly use of giant clubs to launch bodies into space has been abandoned in favor of a new and greener, voice-based technology.
Do I smell a collab with Elon Mollusc for Ep. 3?
"40K blaster pistol"
*The Emperor disliked that*
*Laughs in Papa Nurgle*
[ Slaanesh liked that. ]
*Breathes in Inquisition*
*reloads heavy bolter*
Warrrrrs in Ork
23:19 "Oh Mr. Mudcrab no we had such a brilliant future ahead of each other oh he's dead" rips of it's legs and punches it's corpse "oh that's just a real shame massive F in the chat for Mr. Mudcrab we could of had such a brilliant wacky offshoot of the fantastic Skyrim blow (this is what it says in the subtitles) cannon but no it was not to be" punches it's corpse again "instead we accidentally incapacitated him with our amazing taser fists oh well"
I personally prefer the Randy Savage dragon mod. Nothing better than hearing him scream about macho madness whilst heading to the chopping block...
Ooooooo yeah!
11:03
Either he has knowledge about the Divine Vinny Memes or just stumbled upon our great meat. Either way, I spiffed out my Yorkshire Tea!
Yeow
I think I have officially watched to many of your videos. My internal monolog in my head is now saying everything in your voice. Job well done, you have hacked my brain spiffing Brit.
It’s like Berserk and Wallace & Gromit had a LSD trip while making a fantasy game
"Dr Evils hybrid genious;
"Frickin' humans with frickin Lazors in their neck"
Spiffing Brit runs past a giant rabbit talking about fauna and the scenery but doesn't mention the giant rabbit at all lol. This made my day
You should play glorious Tod Howard's best masterpiece: Fallout 76: Battle Royale
Spif: Installs 100 mods including literal giant arm trees
Comment section: 2HU LOADING SCREEN
Yes touhou that was the first thing i saw
6:00 I love that the fact that Benny's head actually got cut off only registered to Spiff at this point.
0/10
Not enough mods
Not enough tea
Not enough queen