SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim Unarmed Only Challenge

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  • @ssjreptilegames2640
    @ssjreptilegames2640 5 років тому +13308

    Everytime skyrim crashes, it means Reeanu Keeves is close to escaping so Todd shuts it down

  • @as7river
    @as7river 3 роки тому +1722

    Everyone criticizes the creation engine for being glitchy, but it's actually a safety measure implemented to keep Reeanu Keeves trapped.

    • @izabela.wilson
      @izabela.wilson 2 роки тому +27

      Actually the engine is a real Azura Star 😧

    • @anidiot192
      @anidiot192 2 роки тому +45

      Fun fact! The creation engine isn't actually glitchy, it just appears that way as a result of Reanu Keeves's power

    • @AchmasSmati
      @AchmasSmati 2 роки тому

      @@anidiot192 fun fact, the creation engine isn't actually glitchy, most glitches that we experience are in the skyrim content not the engine itself

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 2 роки тому +3

      It's the matrix. Lmao

    • @Trigger0x10c
      @Trigger0x10c Рік тому +10

      Whenever Reanu Keeves becomes too powerful the game crashes to desktop as a safety measure

  • @harryhudson3474
    @harryhudson3474 4 роки тому +1354

    Imagine amren comes home and finds some strange forks in his chest he goes to touch them and then instantly evaporates

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 4 роки тому +141

      "Huh... This isn't my family's--"
      *WA-BAM*

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 3 роки тому +75

      It’s either getting evaporated or getting all your life drained from you

    • @jimbob-br5jt
      @jimbob-br5jt 3 роки тому +40

      Only the worthy can withstand the power

    • @calebjones3636
      @calebjones3636 3 роки тому +63

      His finger brushes against one of the forks and he just instantly turns to dust.

    • @Cheveyo888
      @Cheveyo888 3 роки тому +57

      @@calebjones3636 goes to cut his steak and it combusts so hard that whiterun is now a crater.

  • @myrojyn
    @myrojyn 2 роки тому +1228

    "we are heading to Riften with this perfectly balanced travel."
    "So, here we are ladies and gentlemen in Solitude just like we wanted."

  • @leonbrooks2107
    @leonbrooks2107 4 роки тому +2438

    “Hopefully it will fix itself” is a sentence every Skyrim player has said to themselves at some point 😂

    • @bryancline8893
      @bryancline8893 4 роки тому +115

      I'm a bit concerned it actually does seem to fix itsself.

    • @footsurebobcat1135
      @footsurebobcat1135 4 роки тому +124

      “it just works”

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 4 роки тому +53

      Few are the bugs that cannot be solved with glichess.

    • @_b_moll
      @_b_moll 3 роки тому +39

      I made a save once on Arvak, right after exiting a tomb because I was going to fast travel to a place filled with enemies and needed a horse to fast travel. I fast traveled and Arvak, with me on him, started flying all around just up into the air and I eventually died. Then I reloaded the save and it happened again. It just works.

    • @starsmidnight
      @starsmidnight 3 роки тому +24

      This reminds me of the time i was searching for answers of the game on the internet. Found someone asking the same question and the only response they got was multiple “Welcome to Skyrim. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” 🥲

  • @dudeproductions5394
    @dudeproductions5394 5 років тому +753

    I once use a mod to make household items weapons and using the exploits Spiff taught me, I can proudly say I defeated Alduin with a broom named "Yeet the fluffy bunny" total # of crashes 27. Worth it.

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 4 роки тому +12

      Wonder if it causes crash in the console version

    • @clockmakerbr2470
      @clockmakerbr2470 4 роки тому +28

      @@legendaryoutcast4440 i used the exploits to have infinite unarmed damage, health, magicka and stamina back in 2016 when i had a PS3, it didn't crash the game, but even if i tried to load a save from before the exploit, my char was still immortal.

    • @DunkTasticMan
      @DunkTasticMan 4 роки тому +12

      Clockmaker BR Such is the price of immortality

    • @mexlim2545
      @mexlim2545 3 роки тому +1

      Up top, my man.

    • @russiangoosegameplay3697
      @russiangoosegameplay3697 3 роки тому +2

      I did that too but I used a hand made mod that I made and I made the diamond a weapon and made it so it killed the ebony warrior and the giants with only single slash (I hit the giant and it destroyed everything near by)

  • @meltypapyrus
    @meltypapyrus 5 років тому +3810

    You've said Reanu Keeves so much that Keanu Reeves doesn't sound right.

    • @whiteminecraftLP
      @whiteminecraftLP 5 років тому +106

      This is accualy true

    • @noodleboi420
      @noodleboi420 5 років тому +29

      Yes

    • @rogueemerald
      @rogueemerald 4 роки тому +83

      I had to ask my friend which one was right as I has gotten so used to hearing reanu keeves

    • @i3onobo123
      @i3onobo123 4 роки тому +70

      I read the "Keanu Reeves" in your sentence as Reanu Keeves o.o Jeessus

    • @chipthedino9504
      @chipthedino9504 4 роки тому +6

      Mel Taylor ikr

  • @hailthenapkin
    @hailthenapkin 2 роки тому +422

    I like to imagine Reanu Keeves sees something so absurd that he just facepalms, but due to his sheer power he just ends his life there and then from just that facepalm.

    • @aldolopez7402
      @aldolopez7402 2 роки тому +34

      His most dangerous enemy was himself all along

    • @TurquoizeGoldscraper
      @TurquoizeGoldscraper 2 роки тому +32

      Or his facepalm is so powerful it facepalms the universe out of existence and Todd Howard has to reboot it.

    • @gwgwgwgwgwgwgwgwgw
      @gwgwgwgwgwgwgwgwgw 2 роки тому +17

      The immovable object meets the irresistible force

  • @kurtkrusader
    @kurtkrusader 5 років тому +1936

    *looks over at my five copies of Skyrim*
    Soon, Reanu. Soon...

    • @The_Attack_of_Geek
      @The_Attack_of_Geek 5 років тому +74

      I can buy you some copies and we can summon him together

    • @kurtkrusader
      @kurtkrusader 5 років тому +60

      If you finance it, I'll let you wear the PSVR headset while we perform the ritual.

    • @The_Attack_of_Geek
      @The_Attack_of_Geek 5 років тому +62

      @@kurtkrusader and dont forget to bring skyrim for the Gucci smart microwave so we can eat skyrim trademarked food while doing it

    • @WritingNomad-PL
      @WritingNomad-PL 4 роки тому +24

      911 what is your emergency

    • @luxdeitine4882
      @luxdeitine4882 4 роки тому +14

      We have to assemble one of each skyrim port, I have ps3 lets do this

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 5 років тому +337

    Just FYI Spiff. The Fists of Steel perk only works off of Base Armor Rating of the gauntlets and doesn't scale. In short you wasted your time. All you needed was the Gloves of the Pugilist enchantment and jack that up with Alchemy and enchant a ring.
    Still, I loved the effort.

    • @danshive4017
      @danshive4017 5 років тому +4

      Yep.

    • @alexattack187
      @alexattack187 5 років тому +2

      That's what I did I deal an extra 490000 extra dmg or more forgot how many 0s there are

    • @greywolf6443
      @greywolf6443 5 років тому +19

      Funnily enough, it doesn't even help with protection, since armor effectively caps out somewhere around 600 (equaling 80% physical damage reduction). You can have more, it just doesn't do anything.

    • @Quintaner
      @Quintaner 5 років тому +2

      Yea he actually somewhat consistently makes mistakes like this.

    • @thegreycrusader
      @thegreycrusader 5 років тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit Reanu Keeves will succeed one way or another.

  • @LJBLJB321
    @LJBLJB321 5 років тому +1802

    SCP-5289 "Reanu Keeves"
    Special Containment Procedures:
    SCP-5289 is currently being held in an elaborate data prison created by Doctor Howard, Code-named "Skyrim". This prison was meant to divert the focus of SCP-5289 from attempting escape infinitely through the means of giving him large amounts of objectives to complete. While it is entirely possible to complete any and all objectives in this prison, Doctor Howard fixed this issue by creating a system of objective generation that occurs while working on another objective, causing SCP-5289 to constantly switch between objectives before finishing one.
    This worked for a short time until SCP-5289 began becoming too powerful for the prison by exploiting the programming, allowing him to finish objectives with little to no effort. To combat this, Doctor Howard split SCP-5289 and imported him into multiple identical prisons. This worked in slowing down SCP-5289's efforts but proved incredibly expensive. Doctor Howard planned to fix this and pensioned the 0-5 council to sell these prisons as video games across the world, thus splitting SCP-5289 millions of times and scattering it globally. Thus, on November 11th, 2011 the SCP-Foundation released the prison under it's code-name "Skyrim" through a front company known as "Bethesda Softworks".
    Description:
    (Within "Skyrim): SCP-5289 is an adult humanoid sporting an athletic build. It has dark black hair with a large beard and moustache. Within it's prison, it wears simple leather armour with incredibly powerful enhancements. It also sports two incredibly destructive pieces of culinary equipment. Within the world of "Skyrim" it is the most powerful being.
    (True Form): [REDACTED]

    • @poultryman9204
      @poultryman9204 5 років тому +19

      Cool!

    • @Peachici
      @Peachici 5 років тому +12

      Yes

    • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
      @somedudewithakeyboard5388 5 років тому +135

      (Addendum-1)
      due to the slow process at which "Skyrim" had to be "ported" to several different forms of entertainment, SCP-5289 managed to temporarily escape containment, and [REDACTED] was used to ensure the safety of sites[REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. However, no actual damage to the fabric of reality was observed, upon further inspection, it was discovered that SCP-5289 had simply "taken some friends out to dinner".
      Whether or not this behavior would be repeated upon a second breach of containment is unknown and research upon this subject should only be preformed by Dr. Howard and only after receiving 0-5 level clearance

    • @poultryman9204
      @poultryman9204 5 років тому +23

      Wow there's the containment procedures, description, and the first addendum.

    • @reyntime8735
      @reyntime8735 5 років тому +30

      Make it an SCP on the actual wiki

  • @sonofjimmyray
    @sonofjimmyray Рік тому +171

    Fists of steel only adds the base amour rating, so the highest possible is +18 from daedric gauntlets

    • @3seven5seven1nine9
      @3seven5seven1nine9 Рік тому +7

      aw

    • @tomkimmel8157
      @tomkimmel8157 Рік тому +14

      What if heavy armor is 100 and well fitted and matching set and sneak perk and ebony flesh? Would any of those increas daedric gauntlets damage? Trying to get max punch damage without using the game enhancing exploits just stackable bonuses cause a one punch is boring I want to take a few swings and get a nice kill animation

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Рік тому +1

      Lame

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Рік тому +2

      ⁠@@tomkimmel8157the base damage is the damage without any modifiers, so the only way to change it would be to mod the game files

    • @northarchton
      @northarchton 6 місяців тому

      @@tomkimmel8157 no, it doesn’t, but a tip that you can use is to be an orc, unequip all of your gear, enchant a ring, necklace, gauntlets, and any other gear slot that can hold a fortify alchemy enchantment with said enchantment. Then make a daedric armor set, and a potion of fortify restoration and a potion of fortify enchanting. Go to solstheim and get azhidalls enchanted gear and equip it. Then go to an enchanting table, drink your potion of restoration, then your potion of enchanting. Then enchant a ring, and your daedric gauntlets with fortify unarmed. Equip the new gear and just before you go into battle, use berserker rage power from orc. Boom.

  • @matthewsmith2715
    @matthewsmith2715 5 років тому +558

    the only word he says he can't pronounce, " pugilist", he pronounces perfectly
    absolutely stunning sir

    • @reidt182
      @reidt182 5 років тому +12

      Absolutely breathtaking

    • @Machtyn
      @Machtyn 5 років тому +23

      @@reidt182 Or is it breftaking?

    • @rowboat_3464
      @rowboat_3464 5 років тому +8

      @@Machtyn nooh

  • @jojojotype5563
    @jojojotype5563 5 років тому +494

    Hide your weapons in the cloud district. Nobody ever goes to this gods forsaken place.

    • @dr34d3ddjgames5
      @dr34d3ddjgames5 5 років тому

      Just stash everything

    • @madsante
      @madsante 5 років тому +24

      But then Nazeem would end up getting them. He's always at the jarls backside.

    • @mikemandalorian9226
      @mikemandalorian9226 5 років тому +4

      Buttpiracy anyone?

    • @thepizzaman9159
      @thepizzaman9159 5 років тому +7

      Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying of course you dont.

    • @paperchristmascrown3194
      @paperchristmascrown3194 5 років тому +1

      Bullz Eye do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you DO

  • @TheDeathound
    @TheDeathound 5 років тому +618

    "...The potion of enchantment i was using previously was a little bit to powerful, so i create one which almost exactly 50% weaker..."
    The Tsar bomb scientists must have said something similar to this.

    • @abyssalAnalyst
      @abyssalAnalyst 5 років тому +60

      Yeah. The Earth had crashed several times during the bomb's test, so they just reloaded it.
      That's also why USSR is gone. Economic system of the current reality just couldn't sustain such power!

    • @Atamosk-bu7zt
      @Atamosk-bu7zt 5 років тому +41

      "in order to accomodate the geneva convention, i think we should reduce the yield of our nuclear armaments" no nuclear missile engineer ever.

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 2 роки тому +1

      Castle Bravo is the inverse situation

  • @somenitrogenconsumer8859
    @somenitrogenconsumer8859 4 роки тому +48

    Dude I was introduced with your glorious work one or a two week before by UA-cam algorithm and oh boy, you inspired me. Now I have a baby khajiit with a steel plate armor from head to toe, ever piece is enchanted to increase his stats. He is almost immortal, he one-strikes every thing that crosses him, he can sneak around freely without actually hiding, he picks almost every lock, he has an unlimited pool of magica and I love the fact that how jacked up the game is.

  • @seraaron
    @seraaron 5 років тому +4032

    I still can't believe you legitimately bought stock images and then re-watermarked them with your own brand ...

    • @HumdrumAnt
      @HumdrumAnt 5 років тому +260

      I never noticed that lmao

    • @iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802
      @iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802 5 років тому +198

      Believe it, you little trash noodle.

    • @bigo4171
      @bigo4171 5 років тому +234

      @@iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802 your name tho hahahah

    • @matthewvido3902
      @matthewvido3902 5 років тому +65

      That way people can't just screenshot his vids

    • @themaster123456780
      @themaster123456780 5 років тому +13

      there are programs for that so you don't have to pay a pence

  • @cruztube3355
    @cruztube3355 4 роки тому +806

    Breaking news: man seen teleporting around Skyrim eye witness says that “he was so majestic for just the moment I saw him that all my worries just melted away”

    • @crazyyobbo
      @crazyyobbo 3 роки тому +14

      And so did his lungs as they were destroyed by the sheer breathtaking force

    • @ciscocomputertech
      @ciscocomputertech 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like you had a Joe Rogan "DMT Experience "

  • @ha7vds
    @ha7vds 4 роки тому +669

    reanu keeves smiths his gauntlets while they’re still equipped

    • @thescreemregular5168
      @thescreemregular5168 4 роки тому +40

      Ow that would hurt smashing your hand into *oblivion* in *Skyrim*

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 3 роки тому +13

      @@thescreemregular5168 eh, you forge metal with your bare hands, no tongs normally

    • @karablues
      @karablues 3 роки тому +2

      Got it to 420

    • @creeperbait_42
      @creeperbait_42 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah isn't that just how everyone makes their gloves?

    • @simpelcrusttm1393
      @simpelcrusttm1393 Рік тому

      Reanu is no mere man, he needs them equipped to smith the shape of his bulging muscles, so they're perfectly tailored to his likeness.

  • @Infinite-kb3de
    @Infinite-kb3de 3 роки тому +65

    Its funny how he makes up a origin story right in the moment as soon as he starts talking about Reanu.

  • @secretblaze1235
    @secretblaze1235 5 років тому +543

    Hmmmmm 10000+% chance of pickpocket success but is still caught.....
    ....it just works

    • @hoodiegal
      @hoodiegal 5 років тому +32

      The game has a hard cap on pickpocket success rate, it can never go over, I think 95%.

    • @lordkalpa5254
      @lordkalpa5254 5 років тому +12

      @@hoodiegal I believe Spiff's pickpocket chances were 90%.

    • @hoodiegal
      @hoodiegal 5 років тому +11

      @@lordkalpa5254 maybe it caps at 90% then

    • @mythshaper5053
      @mythshaper5053 5 років тому +10

      I mean... there is a mod that removes the cap, but using it you can steal literally anything from anyone using low level enchantments.

    • @picklefrenzy
      @picklefrenzy 5 років тому +7

      He was detected when he went to place it. It wasn't the target of the pickpocket that caught him, and since the quest was a success the target probably didn't notice. A stealth check was failed, not pickpocket.

  • @NCSUFutbol
    @NCSUFutbol 5 років тому +218

    When Skyrim is so old that you can suprise an entire new generation with the potion glitch

    • @thorham1346
      @thorham1346 4 роки тому +17

      And then they try it with the unofficial patch installed.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 4 роки тому +8

      @@thorham1346 The patch fixes the loop, doesn't it? (Even to this day, I haven't tried it, because...well, I don't like being _that_ overpowered)

    • @thorham1346
      @thorham1346 4 роки тому +3

      @@NaruSanavai Yes, and if you don't like using exploits (in this case it's really just a bug because enchanting shouldn't be part of restoration, obviously), then you shouldn't use it. Also, it's not as if you can't make overpowered gear without exploits already.

    • @unkindcloud8696
      @unkindcloud8696 4 роки тому +8

      @@thorham1346 The fortify restoration does not improve alchemy or enchanting directly. Drinking fortify restoration and then putting fortify alchemy causes it. In other words, it's not a bug. The fortify restoration works as intended, magnifying the beneficial effect. If you look it up, this is exactly what it says word for word. Therefore, it isn't a bug. It is a fully operational feature and exploit of the game, made completely intentional by Bethesda. Which means, Bethesda PURPOSELY placed this exploit in the game to be used by all.

    • @thorham1346
      @thorham1346 4 роки тому +3

      @@unkindcloud8696 It doesn't matter what Bethesda intended. The way this works is utterly broken and it simply shouldn't work that way, period.

  • @ryanconil
    @ryanconil 5 років тому +287

    *chants you're breathtaking while rubbing 20 copies of skyrim together*

    • @strawberrybrite712
      @strawberrybrite712 5 років тому +13

      "Thein airtaking. "

    • @miloswanson4125
      @miloswanson4125 5 років тому +1

      WE NEED MORE *GETS INFINITE COPYS* NOW SKYRIM CHANTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 5 років тому +7

      You probably have to many decoy copies it's a known fact that not every copy sent out has his soul inscribed upon it. They sent out various decoy copies as well!!! This was to prevent stores from accidentally amassing to many copies in a single location bringing upon our world a destruction so incomprehensible so mind boggling so dasterdly so indiscriminate so painful our pathetic mortal coils couldn't fathom the depths of these powers wrought before us causing us to melt on a sub atomic lvl upon the mere sight of the glouriousness that is Reanu Keeves

  • @Adino1
    @Adino1 4 роки тому +112

    I can confirm that my Khajiit monk, Thunder Paws, descendant of the Oblivion Hero, Lightning Claws, totally beat Skyrim and all expansions using unarmed only.

  • @StAjoraGames
    @StAjoraGames 4 роки тому +100

    The bit about Reanu Keeves is legit. When I worked at GameStop we had a protocol in place to avoid more than a 4 copies from ever touching (for redundancy sake). Once one of the containment devices failed and the entire wall started vibrating. Never saw that trainee again...

  • @shot-gi6mr
    @shot-gi6mr 5 років тому +1157

    *Instructions unclear: Bought 20 copies of skyrim and rubbed them together*

    • @joxanfuentes965
      @joxanfuentes965 5 років тому +123

      You have to chant the magic words "you're breathtaking" over and over

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 років тому +9

      Good

    • @FreemenOfAmerica
      @FreemenOfAmerica 5 років тому +6

      321 shot1000 LeL

    • @chaoslordnicky9723
      @chaoslordnicky9723 5 років тому +32

      you must have a picture of renue keeves on an alter as you and your cult of skyrim chant his name and rub copys together to summon yiur dark lord renue keeves

    • @xern30s31
      @xern30s31 5 років тому +22

      It won't work because of the fridge, you now need more

  • @MaterialObserver3956
    @MaterialObserver3956 5 років тому +519

    "Let's get more health"
    *becomes immortal, game crashes*
    "Let's add more unarmed damage"
    *becomes One Punch Man, game crashes*
    "Let's take our horse and fling ourselves across the map"
    *skyrim can't even take it at this point. It's just dead now*

  • @alexsamurai1230
    @alexsamurai1230 3 роки тому +98

    Always good to catch up with the most powerful being in Skyrim; Janessa the Giant Slayer

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 5 років тому +381

    Reeanu Keeves is the reason Fallout 76 broke. They tried to port him in before the game was done.

    • @captainplaceholder4482
      @captainplaceholder4482 5 років тому +50

      Why do you think there are no npcs? he killed them all.

    • @randall96
      @randall96 5 років тому +1

      @@captainplaceholder4482 for the graa-uh guud

    • @darthmemeious9526
      @darthmemeious9526 5 років тому +4

      His sheer power alone destroyed most of it

    • @BloodfelX
      @BloodfelX 5 років тому +13

      Turns out Fallout isn't a post-nuclear apocalypse series, it's a post-Reanu Keeves series.

    • @lordhepfurry3756
      @lordhepfurry3756 5 років тому +1

      It's keeanu reeves no reeanu keeves

  • @kingchloris1724
    @kingchloris1724 5 років тому +991

    Waiter: you’re going to pay for that
    Reanu Keaves: no YOU’RE going to pay for that

    • @leonbyrne1927
      @leonbyrne1927 5 років тому +69

      Waiter (seeing Reanu's raw power and diploma), *sweats*, *voice cracking*: o...okay
      Reanu: buy it again.

    • @zachscott4903
      @zachscott4903 5 років тому +20

      Reanu Keaves: You want to give me the penthouse and you want to kick Chevy Chase because he's an asshole

    • @strawberrybrite712
      @strawberrybrite712 5 років тому +9

      Reanu Keaves: and you have 6 minutes, now... ReaNU *spawns horse* AWAAAAAAAAAY!

    • @lithreeum
      @lithreeum 5 років тому +10

      You're *ALL* going to pay for that

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 5 років тому +3

      Cross Plate did you just create communism?

  • @roomtempwater1
    @roomtempwater1 5 років тому +56

    Spiffing:shoots himself into the sky at light speed by shoving a horse in the ground
    Tod Howard:it just works

  • @yewchicken2298
    @yewchicken2298 2 роки тому +68

    Reeanu can escape whenever he wants, he's just entertained, which is why they need to make more games to keep him distracted so he won't destory the multi-verse.

  • @theonlyjezebel
    @theonlyjezebel 5 років тому +219

    “If I had my fork right now I would genuinely yeet you into oblivion” that double entendre there was amazing sir hats off to you

  • @shot-gi6mr
    @shot-gi6mr 5 років тому +556

    4:36
    *realises I am 1,154th like*
    *quickly unlikes*
    _I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me_

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 5 років тому +13

      I can't handle the number 4 in my life, its bad luck.

    • @nikolasschmortopf151
      @nikolasschmortopf151 5 років тому +2

      CurvingFyre i completly agres with that

    • @FakeLexi
      @FakeLexi 5 років тому +9

      CurvingFyre is this a jojoke

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 5 років тому +9

      @@FakeLexi No, whats a joke is how weak and pathetic the human form is, which is why the obvious choice is to reject it.

    • @FakeLexi
      @FakeLexi 5 років тому +1

      CurvingFyre cool

  • @nomadsland8322
    @nomadsland8322 3 роки тому +287

    My first VR play through with exploits is definitely gonna be this.

  • @arnabbiswasalsodeep
    @arnabbiswasalsodeep 5 років тому +249

    I'm slowly starting to forget his real name is Keanu Reeves and not Reanu Keeves.
    And finally! One punch man in skyrim.

    • @Xeronoia
      @Xeronoia 5 років тому +15

      That's how Reanu Keeves plans to escape: once everyone forgets the true Keanu Reeves, Reanu Keeves will assume his place in the world.

  • @domonicsdaniel4497
    @domonicsdaniel4497 5 років тому +104

    I just don't understand how you could let go of the "Paci-FIST" pun at the beginning.

  • @ypierrew2645
    @ypierrew2645 5 років тому +59

    For leveling Armor stats you can simply give a follower a high damage weapon (usable for them) and get them to attack you by hitting them - 2hits and both armor stats are 100

  • @endstudios9345
    @endstudios9345 3 роки тому +146

    You actually made my actually appreciate the fact skyrim is ported everywhere... for about 36 minutes

  • @factsheet4930
    @factsheet4930 5 років тому +196

    *-Speed = tan(horse tilt angle)*
    *-horse tilts 90 degrees*
    *-Game crushes :(*

  • @Zaire82
    @Zaire82 5 років тому +255

    "After the disaster with the random location transport device, A.K.A. the horse, Keanu finds himself unconscious in an alternate dimension."
    "The words "War never changes" ring persistently through his mind..."

  • @frigateclassship4580
    @frigateclassship4580 5 років тому +189

    27:50 Is nobody gonna tell him that the "YEETFORCE 90000" is not the same it's predecessor the YEETFORCE 9000.

    • @gallaieousyehudai12
      @gallaieousyehudai12 5 років тому +54

      The 0 is silent

    • @laufxson
      @laufxson 5 років тому +15

      @@gallaieousyehudai12 that was beautiful. Thank you

    • @AkalaTanara
      @AkalaTanara 5 років тому +1

      Honestly I was expecting him to call it One Punch Man or Armguard or something like that.

    • @ArgandTabletop
      @ArgandTabletop 5 років тому +1

      I noticed that, too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  • @Gilgaberry
    @Gilgaberry 3 роки тому +781

    So. basically Reanu Keeves is a SCP? Skyrim is his containment cell.

    • @crowenite
      @crowenite 3 роки тому +34

      The question is: is he Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel. I'm hoping Thaumiel because if not he's a walking XK lol, although Able will have someone of his own level to fight finally

    • @lofull1971
      @lofull1971 3 роки тому +78

      Skyrim
      Contained
      Person

    • @KyL4R
      @KyL4R 3 роки тому +4

      I was looking for this!

    • @viktorbazina
      @viktorbazina 3 роки тому +9

      @@crowenite Keter

    • @tntaclegrape
      @tntaclegrape 3 роки тому +24

      @@viktorbazina More like Apollyon: Containment breach is inevitable and there's no way to stop him.

  • @mrpgman3022
    @mrpgman3022 5 років тому +144

    “ I don’t think he can take damage anymore”
    STONKS

    • @MrZerkusgaming
      @MrZerkusgaming 5 років тому

      You know stinks is term for a mortar in military form I'm confused now

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 5 років тому +271

    "welcome back to a *slightly more stable timeline* " XDXD I love you. :D

    • @jimtalbott9535
      @jimtalbott9535 5 років тому

      Like the Queen, it takes time - wait your turn! But remember, it's REAL, not a dream, when he does show up.

  • @nepnep1453
    @nepnep1453 5 років тому +69

    Fists of steel only add damage to unarmed based on the gauntlets BASE armor rating. That means improving your gauntlets won't increase your fisting damage. The best base armor rating in skyrim for gauntlets is daedric gauntlets. There's also a ring you can get that increases your unarmed attack by 20 points called the Ring of the Beast, which you get from the Vampire Questline. If you wanted, you could use the duplication glitch that you used in this video and you could also use the multiple equip items glitch. to equip multiple rings of the beast and you would be able to one punch man anything in the game no enchanting required. Also the Khajiit have a bonus 20 claw damage active effect right from the get go, which is more damage than any other weapon you can find at level 1.

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 5 років тому +3

      Khajits have 12 extra claw damage, should have been 15 but due to some stuff going on in the game it is 12.

    • @marcingaladyk
      @marcingaladyk 5 років тому +3

      What a flawless gaming experience.

    • @pixelman6193
      @pixelman6193 5 років тому

      If you do the vampire Lord and werewolf glitch your unarmed goes up too

  • @alex_the_lich_king1613
    @alex_the_lich_king1613 3 роки тому +254

    I did a playthrough of this game where I used only my fists and I was a khajiit and used no exploits and it made the game easy lol but it was really fun

    • @pawnzalivesea521
      @pawnzalivesea521 2 роки тому +22

      i love the unarmed build bc of the killmoves, both sneak and combat

    • @imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421
      @imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421 2 роки тому +11

      Did you play it on Legendary difficulty?

    • @casper3716
      @casper3716 2 роки тому +31

      I also have done a khajiit brawler style and have realized that the heavy armor gauntlet perk only does the gauntlets base armor rating in damage

    • @joshuabigbee5874
      @joshuabigbee5874 2 роки тому +23

      @@casper3716 Thanks! That explains why he wasn't doing major damage to the guard after improving the gauntlets.

    • @Uncl3Funcl3
      @Uncl3Funcl3 2 роки тому +2

      You must have been on the easiest difficulty then lol

  • @bitesize4547
    @bitesize4547 5 років тому +378

    “Unarmed”
    IVE BEEN LIED TOO
    i clearly see you using your arms throughout thevideo

  • @jeremyhorton8122
    @jeremyhorton8122 5 років тому +185

    Ah Skyrim, a perfect, flawless game
    *Sweeps all bugs/exploits under a rug*
    *"Completely. Flawless"*

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 5 років тому +7

      _Like everything should be..._

    • @devil8975
      @devil8975 5 років тому +12

      It's not a bug. It's a feature.....

    • @jeremyhorton8122
      @jeremyhorton8122 5 років тому +1

      @@devil8975 you are correct

    • @SuperBladde
      @SuperBladde 5 років тому +7

      "It just works"

    • @grief6052
      @grief6052 5 років тому +2

      Jeremy Horton not even a basement can contain that many bugs

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs 5 років тому +114

    Todd Howard created multiple Horcruxes for Reanu Keeves, but he cannot be stopped for long...

    • @cheesecake-7177
      @cheesecake-7177 5 років тому +1

      The horcruxes were meant to keep Voldemort alive, not containing him

    • @botbob7531
      @botbob7531 5 років тому

      This comment is bugged

    • @GDX17
      @GDX17 5 років тому

      @@cheesecake-7177 A Horcrux actually weakens its creator because it splits the soul, so while it can make a person functionally immortal it also makes them weaker. That said, Reanu Keeves power continues to grow at an exponential rate so it hardly matters.

    • @yanfang1975
      @yanfang1975 5 років тому

      Until harry potter throws a pot

  • @natesharpe9104
    @natesharpe9104 2 роки тому +41

    I swear Reanu keeves has infested my game. I keep ending up with missing npcs
    I went to solitude to do business with beirand and he's just suddenly nowhere to be seen. Not in the shop, not outside. Just gone

    • @gatchafire7701
      @gatchafire7701 Рік тому

      Oh no Reanu keeves is killing of important npcs

    • @Ezmeranth
      @Ezmeranth Рік тому +1

      I had a problem once I got a character to about 200 hours in where fast travelling sucked nearby NPCs in with me and they ended up in the wrong towns. You might have just 'misplaced' Beirand and he'll turn up somewhere else.

  • @irisinthedarkworld
    @irisinthedarkworld 5 років тому +352

    I think the reason that the unenchanted gauntlets didn't do much damage is because the fists of steel perk actually only works with the base armor, not the upgraded armor... Sorry if you already knew that

    • @Repligon
      @Repligon 5 років тому +67

      He also doesn't know that damage reduction from armor is capped at 80%.

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 5 років тому +18

      Arent those fur gauntlets LIGHT ARMOR? The Fists of Steel perk only works on HEAVY ARMOR.

    • @cerdi_99
      @cerdi_99 5 років тому +26

      @@nannerdunlocke1231 he used imperial steel gauntlets, the other ones are for alchemy

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 5 років тому +3

      @@cerdi_99 Nevermind i figured it out

    • @GabrielCarvv
      @GabrielCarvv 4 роки тому +4

      @@nannerdunlocke1231 you mean you read the fuckin comment idiot

  • @l0ker507
    @l0ker507 4 роки тому +543

    Unfortunately, the "fists of steel"-perk is broken. It only increases damage by the base armour rating.

    • @Xtraior
      @Xtraior 4 роки тому +111

      Mous3 which means it is not broken. It is the same with critical strikes they sound good but if you have a sword that does 100 damage and base was 12 the critical damage will be around 2 extra damage.

    • @Xtraior
      @Xtraior 4 роки тому +36

      Oh and it is Bethesda logic

    • @jasonschuler2256
      @jasonschuler2256 4 роки тому +132

      ​@@Xtraior Perhaps not "broken" in a sense, but that means the description of the perk is incorrect. It just says "Unarmed attacks with Heavy Armor gauntlets do *their armor rating* in extra damage" and the gauntlets he made have an armor rating of 1500. It does not specify base armor rating. Either way, it's a mistake on Bethesda's part.

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 4 роки тому +31

      so pretty much instead of dealing like a thousand damage it does like 18 damage

    • @Xtraior
      @Xtraior 4 роки тому +8

      breezytoe5527 yup

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 5 років тому +111

    Spiff: "I'm going to head for Riften."
    *winds up in Solitude on the complete opposite side of the map*
    Spiff: "That's how to beat the fast travel in Skyrim!
    Me: "....uh, okay then."
    *Edit*
    The way the Fists of Steel perk works is based on the gauntlets' BASE armor stat. It doesn't matter it they are normal gauntlets at 17 armor, or legendary gauntlets at 17 billion armor: they will still always add that base damage and that's it. This means that the pugilist enchantment is the only way to get game-breakingly powerful punches (without mods of course).

    • @passedjudgements4729
      @passedjudgements4729 5 років тому +4

      Nah you just use the armor stacking glitch by either being arrested and breaking out in different armors and getting rearrested, then serving your time to have all your confiscated armor put back all on at once. OR you're a werewolf and time it just right that as you transform you talk to a follower so you have their dialogue menu open. Then you, in werewolf form, go to trade times and equip whatever armor you feel like. So long as it's got a unique item code you can stack them, so no stacking 80 pairs of deadric gauntlets you made. You get one pair you made and any others with enchantments you find or buy

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому

      also, the ring of the beast increases the unarmed damage, although that's part of a DLC, although it might not be, I"m not entirely sure

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому

      so get fists of steel, use dragonbone armor, and enchant the gauntlets with the pugilist enchantment

    • @passedjudgements4729
      @passedjudgements4729 4 роки тому +3

      Please Suffer oooohhh that's just scratch the surface. By armor stacking (either the prison method of the easier way of having a follower far from witnesses, transform into a werewolf as you initiate a dialogue with said follower to then have the conversation menu open while a full werewolf so you can trade items in werewolf form. Then just equip whatever you want and it'll ALL be equipped) you stack on as many unique heavy gauntlets as possible to A) increase armor rating to the cap and B) increase damage per base Armor Rating of each heavy gauntlet. So a enchanted gauntlet you find so long as it's a different enchantment intensity too for the unique spawned item ID'S in game you can have like 40+ gauntlets equipped for massive damage while punching without unarmed damage enchantment. Which just means you can enchant any of the unique unenchanted gauntlets you do have equipped for stupid amounts of shennangians

    • @NebakinezaOG
      @NebakinezaOG 4 роки тому

      nice paraphrase

  • @lewiszhou4056
    @lewiszhou4056 Рік тому +58

    Reeanu Keeves: Becomes immortal with 202 million health and 30k armor
    Jennesa: Deletes her own health bar

  • @Bakertronn
    @Bakertronn 4 роки тому +284

    I went on a date with Reanu Keeves. On the date the waitress had forgotten to give me cutlery but Reanu didn't hesitate to let me know he had a fork I could use! Unfortunately, upon passing the fork over he accidentally dropped it and it hit my foot which caused me to immediately burst into flames!

    • @MommyLucoa
      @MommyLucoa 4 роки тому +32

      Well he didnt lace your drink with the broken paralyze potions so its a win. 😂

    • @alexdavies8767
      @alexdavies8767 4 роки тому +10

      you didnt die on contact? how

    • @nickymutes8380
      @nickymutes8380 4 роки тому +12

      Reanu would NEVER drop anything on accident.

    • @Eggo2341
      @Eggo2341 3 роки тому +8

      Reanu Keeves makes no mistakes...

    • @kkzblueeyes0551
      @kkzblueeyes0551 3 роки тому +3

      Oof

  • @brandonwelsh5090
    @brandonwelsh5090 5 років тому +163

    I keep liking the videos but Reanu Keaves isn't showing up in my dreams

    • @MrZerkusgaming
      @MrZerkusgaming 5 років тому +21

      That's because he did and he is so powerful that you forgot every time he visited

    • @Shenthusiast
      @Shenthusiast 5 років тому +2

      Absolutely majestic

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 5 років тому +6

      Are you drinking enough tea before bedtime?

    • @hydra9627
      @hydra9627 5 років тому

      Reanu Keaves will be there
      I’ve had the dream and holy crap he’s majestic

    • @MrShop-fg2on
      @MrShop-fg2on 5 років тому

      Have you reset the router.

  • @7thlap
    @7thlap 5 років тому +196

    10:30
    "That probably is faster than the normal loading"
    DougDoug: .....

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 5 років тому +4

      The loading screens is literally the only thing keeping me away from Skyrim and Fallout 4.

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 5 років тому +5

      @@r3dp9 There aren't too many loading screens, and they don't last long, unlike other games... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2006

    • @Capta1nAsh
      @Capta1nAsh 5 років тому +6

      ​@@r3dp9 Skyrim not so bad, but Fallout 4 is annoying. Even on an SSD its crap. Vanillla, Fallout 4 doesn't even use the SSD speed. You have to mod it to make loading screens 20x faster.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому

      Capta1nAsh
      Wait, you have to mod Fallout to actually optimise it? Wow.

    • @redreboot483
      @redreboot483 5 років тому

      @@eddiemate yep. My vanilla profile has about 30 non graphical mods.

  • @demongoddessx3
    @demongoddessx3 3 роки тому +36

    Just give your follower a weapon of yours that does less damage than you have health , wear an heavy and light armor piece and fight them. it will increase both skills to 100 in 2 hits.. You're welcome.

  • @curlyraps
    @curlyraps 5 років тому +69

    you missed the damage in the lower corner of the screen when you select a wooden sword in your inventory, its actually a few thousand, but skyrim can only display hundreds in its damage box

  • @atortoise
    @atortoise 5 років тому +1887

    So Saitama was lying about how he got so powerful.

    • @RenegadeStriker7
      @RenegadeStriker7 5 років тому +90

      It would lag the world if the secret got out

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 5 років тому +54

      Season 3 better feature reanu keeves.

    • @theshadow7201
      @theshadow7201 5 років тому +29

      He can kill opponents with one punch without wearing armor. In Skyrim you can't.

    • @lolpop7799
      @lolpop7799 5 років тому +39

      @@theshadow7201 r/woooosh

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 4 роки тому +44

      Saitama's advantage is that he can excercise enough restraint to avoid crashing his reality.

  • @guibin
    @guibin 5 років тому +37

    I feel like setting up that fast travel exploit would take longer than just waiting for a loading screen. But it is more entertaining!
    You don't even need to start the thieves guild questline to get into the ratway.

  • @halfheart3290
    @halfheart3290 3 роки тому +28

    So funny enough, Skyrim had a hard cap for armor rating. Once you reach 576 (or around there) anything above it does nothing. So making that chest either have 576 armor or 10 trillion makes no difference. However… having millions of health defiantly does make you practically immortal because health regen is tied to your max hp.

    • @Blessed_V0id
      @Blessed_V0id Рік тому +4

      I've heard that claim but I must confess, I find it may be inaccurate. Just off personal experience, but I've found 1200 (rounded) armour seemed to keep me alive for longer on the same difficulty against the same enemy than an 800 armour
      Dunno if that's just my brain but I forgot alchemy and am stuck in Dwarven armour send help

  • @MrGhosta5
    @MrGhosta5 5 років тому +89

    fist of steel only adds the base armor value of your gauntlets to your unarmed damage. for steel gauntlets the base armor is 12.
    armor gives a max physical damage reduction of 80%.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 років тому +8

      What's hilarious about this is that 12 damage is more base damage output than most 1-handed steel quality weapons in the game (albeit those have perks, skill leveling, and upgrading available).

    • @captainplaceholder4482
      @captainplaceholder4482 5 років тому +2

      @@joshuakim5240 2 points higher than a steel mace, the slowest one handed weapon in the steel line.
      With argonian and or khajiit that would be 32 and 34 damage respectively before enchants. Also you can cap armor value without that maybe perks in smithing, unfortunately though you need to go further to make the most of the unarmed perk since its base value.

  • @fightingatom47
    @fightingatom47 5 років тому +178

    Spiff:
    I have the power of tea and exploits on my side!

  • @peger
    @peger 5 років тому +46

    18:08 max armor cap is set at something like 560, everything above doesn't matter.
    Also Fists of Steel takes into account the BASE armor rating of the gaunlet. But you can always use potion +999999% enchanting :D

    • @howdoilogin
      @howdoilogin 5 років тому +3

      He's not very well known for actually understanding the mechanics of Bethesda games. See also: his Morrowind video where he thinks Intelligence makes you run faster.

    • @Mathwayb
      @Mathwayb 5 років тому

      I'm glad someone else pointed this out so I didn't have to.

    • @howdoilogin
      @howdoilogin 5 років тому

      @Valhallen ....but Spellcasting Chance is based off Willpower, not Intelligence.

  • @rick6011
    @rick6011 4 роки тому +9

    I found this channel and series like 4 hours ago and this is the most amazing thing ever. The sense of bewilderment as you try to figure out whether Reanu Keeves will crash the game or further his power level

  • @nik8232
    @nik8232 5 років тому +208

    But wait. If Reeanu Keeves takes me out to dinner does that mean he already escaped Skyrim
    This world Is doomed

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 5 років тому +6

      No, it means you go into Skyrim

    • @netroalex5209
      @netroalex5209 5 років тому +6

      @@flygawnebardoflight you broke the joke

    • @FakeHeroFang
      @FakeHeroFang 5 років тому +5

      FlygawneDezert Mage of Mind We already live in Skyrim, you just haven't realized it yet.

    • @gallaieousyehudai12
      @gallaieousyehudai12 5 років тому +1

      @Braeden Dewey amen

    • @pixelatedwraith1940
      @pixelatedwraith1940 5 років тому +1

      @Braeden Dewey DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!!

  • @spitfulbench2577
    @spitfulbench2577 4 роки тому +118

    I remember grinding selling wood in the game to get my first horse

    • @alchemicalvapour8950
      @alchemicalvapour8950 4 роки тому +33

      i remember when i first started skyrim, i used to always get to whiterun by jumping in the river and just ride the current there.

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 роки тому +15

      I grinded with a method a friend recommended to me; blue butterfly wings + blue mountain flowers= hella expensive potion of Damage Magika Regen. Load up and proceed to bankrupt everyone you've ever met who'll even humor buying potions from you. The road from the stables at Whiterun heading towards the western watchtower is the one I've found to be the most effective

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 4 роки тому +6

      I remember doing that to furnish my first house in the Hearthfire expansion! Ah, man, I'd almost forgotten. I sold all my wood to the vampire what's-her-name. Took _forever_ but, hey, that's what UA-cam on a phone or a good book is for, right?

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 3 роки тому

      @@alchemicalvapour8950 That sounds dope

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 3 роки тому

      @@bengal4047 add a third ingredient for extra damage I mean extra potion value which one though, which ingredient??

  • @demiRaziel
    @demiRaziel 5 років тому +82

    By the Ten....
    Because Reanu Keeves has ascended to godhood the along with Talos from his feats of reality breaking.

    • @aidengray3998
      @aidengray3998 5 років тому

      Excuse me. Talos is a man, not a god.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 5 років тому

      Bruh I literally met Vivec

    • @Lion-nx6sj
      @Lion-nx6sj 5 років тому

      @@aidengray3998 Faithless Imperial...

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому

      basogoreng
      By the Nine
      Do you want the Thalmor to come for you?

  • @zephyllus
    @zephyllus 2 роки тому +3

    i don't know why but your intro gave me flashbacks to old minecraft lets play videos and it was kind of amazing

  • @joelraynor15
    @joelraynor15 5 років тому +229

    Borderlands 2
    just breaking the game with Salvador is, well, its just art. and Gearbox has stated they made a mistake when they made him. he also has a Top hat and mustache headpiece so you can look spiffy!

    • @callmeginga
      @callmeginga 5 років тому +10

      Joel Raynor you can break that game a lot of different ways, Gauge's aimbot that does more and more damage every time you kill something or empty your gun is my personal favorite.

    • @belleybutton4335
      @belleybutton4335 5 років тому +5

      I personally prefer to do Bloodsplosion Krieg now that is really busted you can literally do trillions of damage with enough mobs around

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 5 років тому

      Can you ride around on a Penny-farthing bicycle?

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 5 років тому +1

      @@callmeginga aimbot???? uuum you on drugs? Guage loses so much accuracy that you CANT hit anything at all... and will kill yourself with any kind of explosive weapon... the only way to properly counter that loss of accuracy is The Seraph with its 100% homing never miss shots

    • @HandsomeJackKR
      @HandsomeJackKR 5 років тому

      @@brayachdragonbane7529 Have you even played Gaige? Have you used Close Enough? That's literally one of the first skills she can unlock. Also, if you're using a rocket launcher as anarchy gaige, it should be an etech with a good absorb shield. Unless you get extremely bad luck you aren't dying any time soon, and even then, Deathtrap and close enough will get you up in an instant

  • @slavedemise
    @slavedemise 5 років тому +158

    Says "YeetForce 9000".... types.. "YeetForce 90,000", even he doesnt know how powerful he is

  • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
    @karlhyetravelerofworlds 4 роки тому +267

    "YEETFORCE 9000"
    Sir that says 90.000

    • @jinzogabriel1910
      @jinzogabriel1910 4 роки тому +6

      It's too strong for language

    • @frosty925
      @frosty925 4 роки тому +8

      he's been dealing with so many large numbers he's forgotten how to read smaller ones

    • @phillfails
      @phillfails 3 роки тому +6

      9,000 the tea is silent

  • @fireweasle5416
    @fireweasle5416 2 роки тому +2

    Me goes back and rewatches favorite videos and then remembers i still need to go on the date with reonu keves

  • @help1926
    @help1926 5 років тому +790

    Bruh moment

    • @sirlionson2207
      @sirlionson2207 5 років тому +51

      please forkgive me

    • @deivisony
      @deivisony 5 років тому +22

      Did you know _why I prefer to chop and eat my fork instead of my steaks_ ?

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 5 років тому +8

      @@deivisony infinite POWER

    • @justinmoyer2416
      @justinmoyer2416 5 років тому +5

      *GORDAN RAMSAY LIKED THAT*

    • @help1926
      @help1926 5 років тому +1

      Justin Moyer
      You know it

  • @Calaban619
    @Calaban619 5 років тому +70

    It must have been difficult to utterly avoid any references to One Punch Man. I'm impressed.

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +2

      Maybe he hasn't seen/read it?

    • @dylanmac7227
      @dylanmac7227 5 років тому +2

      @@wardedthorn6523 well he must have heard of it

    • @jmfindorff
      @jmfindorff 5 років тому +2

      @@dylanmac7227 He definitely knows who one punch man is, refer to his one punch man crusader kings 2 video

    • @Jawsofhana
      @Jawsofhana 5 років тому

      He mentioned it as 'what the kids like these days' in the previous video.

  • @parmesanzero7678
    @parmesanzero7678 Місяць тому +1

    That intro hits differently five years later when even more Skyrim releases and no Elder Scrolls VI.

  • @ncpolley
    @ncpolley 5 років тому +67

    Keanu Reeves: You are breathtaking!
    Reanu Keeves: I will take your breath!

  • @dexter2392
    @dexter2392 5 років тому +205

    Reasons to like Spiffing Brit:
    - Breaking games with exploits
    - Accent
    - British jokes
    - Tea
    - Colonialism
    - And obviously, the mighty and beautiful... Reanu Keeves!

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS 5 років тому +4

      So literally because he's British

    • @mexicaneskimos5
      @mexicaneskimos5 5 років тому +8

      You’re forgetting the stock photos

    • @wolfreg
      @wolfreg 5 років тому +1

      Are you making fun of our accent (I'm Fecking British)

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 5 років тому

      Another reason: He's a Labour supporter... I think and hope.

    • @stevenlukmanjaya1070
      @stevenlukmanjaya1070 5 років тому

      ya havin a giggle there mate
      ill bash yer head i swear on me mum

  • @overryans
    @overryans 5 років тому +97

    I geuss you could say reanu keeves has the right too bear arms.

    • @seths193
      @seths193 5 років тому

      He has bear arms??

    • @danielgodwin1720
      @danielgodwin1720 5 років тому

      I see what you did there....on 4th of july too lol ...this is great.

  • @Codycooks247
    @Codycooks247 2 роки тому +20

    You should use this armor with some other ideas to make a run where your companion beats the game by itself, you never damage any enemy. I wonder if that’s possible lol

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 2 роки тому +1

      From watching MittensSquad playing Skyrim and his challenges, it doesn't seem like you can 100% beat Skyrim by having your companion kill everything. Alduin's last fight makes him a protected NPC where the player has to deliver the final blow (though he did cheese it in one playthrough as a Disney Princess because Skyrim is Skyrim)
      If you're a complete stickler of not attacking, then you also can't get past Parthinax without shouting fire at him (but I know some people don't count that as it's a scripted event you have to do)

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 роки тому +1

      @@enbeast8350 You call greeting one of your own kind with a flamey breath non-pacifist? What has this world become. That’s just like giving a high five, only with fire!

  • @xdifficultviper9916
    @xdifficultviper9916 5 років тому +92

    Mixed this with basically unlimited Magicka and now I’m an unstoppable wizard who can one hit punch everything in the game, perfectly balanced like all things should be

  • @angrysquirrel8816
    @angrysquirrel8816 5 років тому +68

    Yorkshire Tea is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Oh and Spiff? The fists of steel perk only adds the base armor rating, so, without any skills or improvements to the gauntlets. So the steel gauntlets only add like 9 or 10 damage.

    • @TSCGA
      @TSCGA 5 років тому +1

      Perfectly balanced until sugar is added... Or worse! Milk!

    • @TSCGA
      @TSCGA 5 років тому

      😂

    • @iloveteateas6722
      @iloveteateas6722 5 років тому

      @@TSCGA Or both. Like in this heresy:
      /watch?v=8nXPgfWa3Ss
      Just, ugh

  • @DEAMONSQUIRREL
    @DEAMONSQUIRREL 5 років тому +217

    nobody:
    The Spiffing Brit: I "accidentally" made one punch man in skyrim

    • @cinder8926
      @cinder8926 5 років тому +16

      Saitama can finally have the fight he so wants. His opponent reanu keeves

  • @nicob3012
    @nicob3012 3 роки тому +33

    I heard the new anniversary edition of Skyrim added armlets so now you really can fight unarmed and fight like a monk. You should do an updated video. Plz!

  • @LordHarvestA
    @LordHarvestA 5 років тому +44

    "Gloves of Pugilism, I've no idea how to pronounce this..." - the only thing he pronounced correctly up to that point.

  • @scottyiscaye2863
    @scottyiscaye2863 5 років тому +56

    saitama's training:
    100 push up
    100 squats
    10 km
    reanu keave's trainig:
    drinking potion
    crafting equipment

  • @R1S3_0F_D3ATH
    @R1S3_0F_D3ATH 5 років тому +109

    Fists of steel still only increases it by stock armor rating
    Improving the armor doesn't increase the damage bonus

    • @drunkrtard
      @drunkrtard 5 років тому

      Michael Helton really? It’s been a loooong time but I swear I used to one shot w punches w super armor rated gloves. I could be wrong, too many exploits to remember.

    • @allenellisdewitt
      @allenellisdewitt 5 років тому +6

      @@drunkrtard I'm afraid you are wrong. :[

    • @Jawsofhana
      @Jawsofhana 5 років тому

      I think the unofficial patch fixes that.

    • @allstarwoo4
      @allstarwoo4 5 років тому +5

      @ Why would they do that!? It's a single player game fuck balance. If I want to one shot punch the Ebony warrior and you give me a way in vanilla, hell yeah I'm doing it.

    • @jasonstalder5208
      @jasonstalder5208 5 років тому

      @@allstarwoo4 ikr? i was all like hell yeah i wanna smash a npc like my first encounter with a giant! but sadly i have to mod it

  • @tpowell7242
    @tpowell7242 2 роки тому +1

    Watching your videos while sipping tea and puffing some grass is the best bro!

  • @Chinchin40274
    @Chinchin40274 5 років тому +69

    You should give Kenshi a try. Would love to see you play this "perfectly balanced" game

  • @fatman9644
    @fatman9644 5 років тому +138

    Can u make reeanu keeves so good at sneaking that he is practically invisible, I would drink an extra Cup of tea (the Yorkshire of course)?

  • @GeorgeTheOld
    @GeorgeTheOld 5 років тому +19

    Did this in one of my games. If you install SkyUI you will see that the damage of those wooden swords are, probably, on the hundreds of thousands (mine had 6~7 digits on damage), but the vanilla layout only displays the first three digits of the number.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +125

    I present to you, ladies and gentlemen at home, the ballad of Reanu Keeves:
    He needs no sword for he hath his palms,
    no axe for he hath legs,
    no mace for he hath fists,
    no daggers for he hath fingers,
    no bows for he can shout or clap his hands,
    no shield for he hath his hair,
    no horse for he binds the wind to his will.
    He is a god that overcomes all opposition with divine strength.
    He is Reanu Keeves, lord of exploits, and all shall fear his wrath.

  • @colbybennoch8968
    @colbybennoch8968 5 років тому +45

    Opening Story:
    I laughed, I cried, it was better then twilights

    • @elix901
      @elix901 5 років тому

      It beat infinity war in my book.

    • @jagothegamer5750
      @jagothegamer5750 5 років тому

      Everything is better than Twilight.

  • @TheCrimsonFist501
    @TheCrimsonFist501 5 років тому +26

    Reanu Keaves, the immortal Iron Fist, Defender of Kun L'un and sworn enemy of the Hand

  • @ChronicNOTAG
    @ChronicNOTAG 5 років тому +21

    Huh, it's like I'm watching that one episode of Sword Art Online, but instead of our main character showing off to a little girl, Reanu Keeves is desperetly begging bandits to hit him.

  • @MrStabby19812
    @MrStabby19812 3 роки тому +15

    He was partly right they had to release the game again to contain him.

  • @GreenTheScreen123
    @GreenTheScreen123 5 років тому +124

    I've herd you say reanu keeves so much I thought that was Mr reeves real name Edit: umm 127 likes PERFECTLY BALANCED

  • @hazzardhorizzon8436
    @hazzardhorizzon8436 5 років тому +46

    YOU'VE KILLED US ALL! You put an extra zero in the Yeetforce 9000!

    • @lazy7789
      @lazy7789 5 років тому +3

      HazZard HorizZon the 0 is silent

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 5 років тому

      he divide by zero