"I guess it's just a murder bear and a murder pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world filled with nightmare monsters" That sounds like the best kids show ever
Gonna be honest, this is VERY close to the premise for CentaurWorld, and yes, it is a great kids show with a healthy helping of nightmare fuel included just under the surface. If you don't believe me, look up Taurnado.
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you. It's at that point you probably would put down the skooma bottle." This is one of the greatest quotes known to man.
@@DFX2KX You dont need a cambridge for it ,most advanced mods require the latest scrip extender and a good mod manager to save time doing all that manual stuff
@@helicopterone of course, the graphic sucks so much.... It's what i thought at first. You won't belive how much his gameplay is deep, how much the game is big and MUST be explored, and how much is replayable. This is dark souls without loading screen. You think monster hunter can be more replayable than gothic? Think it again. You'll be astonished. But you must play it with those patches otherwise the game is pretty broke like skyrim. You'll roam in the first area probably for good 50 hours, then you'll find that the game is even bigger and full of content scattered. After playing that you'll look at modern rpgs and probably you'll never play those again.
Ah yes Princess Luna instead of raising the moon is beating enemies to death with lightning, truly the pinnacle of Skyrim mods. By the way, subscribing you're hilarious
"Its just a Murder Bear and a Murder Pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world which is full of Nightmare Monsters." Get thee to the Merch Store.
This has been highly entertaining and this is my first video of yours that I've watched as well. "Enable your fat idiot son" Calling Rieklings as goddamn terrifying goblins Ponies everywhere-even a giant one Communist murder bear in a Dwarven tank What more can we ask? Loved it.
So many fantastic mods to choose from & that not counting all the adult ones too. I think the one mod that changes Skyrim the most for me was adding a high colour ENB. Suddenly i noticed that the guards actually has different colour clothes & shields. I probably spend 5 mins alone just staring at a pattern on a boat.
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you." *SOVIET THEME INTENSIFIES*
Fun fact about the dwarven flying ship. In Morrowind, a breton did create an airship using dwemer machinery and you have to find it. The quest name is 'The Patchwork Airship'. So it is legit in TES univers
"Apparently there is Poop on the floor! What is this? I don't recognize this from the base game. It has unknown properties. Okay, let's eat it." Murder Bear at his finest!
I've had a lot of fun with the pony mod. You can actually ride the giant pony, but it's really awkward to do so. The pony in the Solitude stables is faster than the others, while the one at the base of High Hrothgar is faster still. I don't mean 10-20% faster; I'm talking 1.5-2x the normal speed. The miniponies outside of Riverwood each have different abilities. I think the pink-haired yellow one has the Unrelenting Force shout, if I recall correctly. I didn't know you could recruit them as followers, though. I learned something from this video. There is a chest in the Bannered Mare in Whiterun containing various spellbooks related to the mod. There are conjuration spells to summon ponies (and several perks on the Conjuration skill tree allow multiple ponies at once in addition to their usual effect). There are even spells that allow you to turn yourself into one. I do know the ponies' names, of course, but I'm not using them so as to not confuse those who do not.
whats hilarious about that is it makes perfect sense. "dova-shy" has been a meme in the pony fandom for a decade. and one of the earliest most popular fan videos was a fus ro dah meme video featuring the character.
fun fact : while talking with Celestia (the fire mini-pony), you can ask her to bring down the Sun on the world, and if you insist, you will die in a giant explosion of fire.
I will genuinely set up a cult dedicated to the actual worship of you if you make this a series. The Adventures of MurderBear and MurderPony is Oscar-worthy material.
“Probably going to skip the floating vehicle of death and instead just use our bear legs” not sure if that was supposed to be a pun, but it was amazing
Fun fact: Though this is one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
Daggerfall is larger. Arena's overworld isn't connected and you cannot physically travel from one town to the next (only fast travel). Trying to do so just loops the terrain surrounding the location you're at. Arena is still the 2nd largest of the TES games though. It takes about 69 real life hours (2.8 days) to physically travel from one side of Daggerfall to the other.
Me: "Oh god no he picked... Macho... Man... Spike?" Spiff: *...Immediately dismisses Spike* Me: "...Oh he might be ok then if he chooses correctly here." Spiff: *Picks Luna* Me: "Now THAT'S the correct choice."
I don't know how you did it but your bear character is basically exactly what was after me in one of my scarier nightmares. I must have been under 4 years old when it happened. I am 32 now. How did you dig this out of the depths of my memories? If it tries to kill me again tonight, I blame you.
You making Videos without using a camera and still your perfect use of pictures to highlight what you are saying making me at least giggle almost every time. Thank you!
Todd Howard didn't die for this
E
Yes, even tho he still lives
Exactly he didn’t die
He did, Danny boy, he did.
Yet
Every time someone mods Skyrim, they add a second to Tod Howard's life.
Yeah..... he's immortal now
My man Todd is gonna be queen Elizabeth II
Then he 'll probably live as long as Elizabeth II at this point.
@@cretorial All those kill children mods are supporting his soul.
Todd Howard is immortal
"I guess it's just a murder bear and a murder pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world filled with nightmare monsters"
That sounds like the best kids show ever
Gonna be honest, this is VERY close to the premise for CentaurWorld, and yes, it is a great kids show with a healthy helping of nightmare fuel included just under the surface. If you don't believe me, look up Taurnado.
Cant decide if Communist Murder Bear in a Tank casually rolling through the fields of Skyrim is terrifying or the most beautiful thing i've ever seen
CommunistWarPug is my old Xbox gamertag so this video has been taken to beautiful and nostalgic some how at the same time
Absolutely beautiful
Absolutely beautiful
Yes.
no
This has perfectly summarized 10 years of internet culture.
Pretty much
"the mammoths have made friends with the tank."
Only in Skyrim does this sentence make any sort of sense.
that and: "And there's a mammoth, now...climbing...a tree..."
I see we both like yugioh, and we both have pfp of monsters too.
@@kagemushashien8394 yeah, but my favorite card has been banned since 2006.
Communist Murder Bear deserves a full playthrough series.
Agreed
Yes
Yes
He did and it lasted from 1878 to 1953. (Stalin is now “Communist Murder Bear” in my head)
I had no idea what this meant a few minutes ago. Now I’m ready to serve in his army
This proves the theory, even if you're a Dovakin-Bear, you'll still become a stealth archer
Underrated comment
@@AvidFantasier1337 massively
A noodle that I was eating feel onto my phone and selected your comment congrats sir! The noodle has chosen you!
Stealth archer is the canon build.
Spiff: *Makes a career out of memeing on this game*
Also Spiff: *Can't be bothered to remember town names*
Hey to be honest I've played this game for a long time. And I can't remember every towns name.
@@TheDragonstare Especially with how forgettable half of them are.
Black Red Sun i mean if you actually enjoy the game, you’ll remember them all because you actaully appreciate the game
@@galaxym9571 I've played Skyrim for almost a total of 700 hours, if not more. I know what it is.
@@oneblacksun rookie numbers
Ahhh this is just how todd intended skyrim to be played
My name: AxxL
My job: Superstar
I like: Handsome girls
I have: 2 handsome girlfriends
My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends
Your name: crois
@@AxxLAfriku who?
@@AxxLAfriku people like you are the ones who are slowly making UA-cam comment sections just as bad as Instagram
For clarity, dwemer skyships ARE technically lorefriendly
TES 3 features a couple so they are even cannon
@@cptnscoob
AND you can find one in the dragonborn DLC
Cannons are canon if redgaurd is canon..
@@axelfirekirby We don't talk about Redguard.
@@axelfirekirbylike the rest of tamreil we don't talk about that
When he said “ racial ability, go fast, racial disadvantage, gotta go fast” ghat shit made me laugh so hard
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you. It's at that point you probably would put down the skooma bottle."
This is one of the greatest quotes known to man.
So a normal day in russia then?
@@kaboom4750 yes comrade
@@ddt9292 *(SOVIET RED ARMY ANTHEM INTENSIFIES)*
Agreed
I laughed so hard at this
"What happens with you install too many mods?"
Skyrim becomes _more_ stable? That's frightening.
You have only seen the beginning of the end
It’s the Magic Number. It transforms Skyrim from a mere game into a vessel of Todd Howard’s power.
14:06 Can't stop laughing at the loading screen "The School of Alteration focuses on manipulating physical things. You pervert."
Lol, great spotting!
Breaking Skyrim is like breathing for any experienced player
No . . Your BREATHTAKING
Breaking is the breathing... Wondering what the conflict is that caused it is the exhale
Ah, but breaking it while not ruining it. That. That is an art form.
Facts
Fallout 4 downtown Boston is calling, it wants your game to break
"It's just a murder bear and a murder pony going on a magical adventure" -Spiff..
🤣🤣🤣
Call Netflix - I'd watch the hell out of that.
*Me reading this before watching* "what the hell am I getting myself into"
I have a feeling this will become a fanfiction story. Though it needs a love triangle.
Can't tell if the mammoth walking up the tree is because of a mod or if that's just a normal Skyrim thing.
only Tod Knows the Answer to that
@@DerKaeseGott All glory to our Godd Howard
Its just Ellie from ice age
It just works
The real MVP is your admin that put everything together and made it work.
Its not that hard to use a mod manager app
@@rekka431 no, but getting skyrim stable with some of these joke mods is... challenging.
@@DFX2KX You dont need a cambridge for it ,most advanced mods require the latest scrip extender and a good mod manager to save time doing all that manual stuff
@@rekka431 Putting the mods in the game and having a stable game are 2 separate things. Especially with joke mods.
You know he KNEW he was gonna pick sonic first lmao
Am I the only one who would love to see this as a series?
Not at all, I total would.
I would
Yes, please!
Please do dis
I require that
"What is a Riekling!?"
Spiff, have you ever actually played through Skyrim?
Well, he was shocked by the airship too, soooo...
Why play it if gothic 3 modded is bettar.
Try gothic 3 modded following simitar's video. Bro you wont regret, probably 200 hours for a playthrough.
He never played dragonborn dlc
@@carlosramirezrivera9314 i just looked at it and that game sucks
@@helicopterone of course, the graphic sucks so much.... It's what i thought at first.
You won't belive how much his gameplay is deep, how much the game is big and MUST be explored, and how much is replayable.
This is dark souls without loading screen.
You think monster hunter can be more replayable than gothic? Think it again.
You'll be astonished. But you must play it with those patches otherwise the game is pretty broke like skyrim.
You'll roam in the first area probably for good 50 hours, then you'll find that the game is even bigger and full of content scattered.
After playing that you'll look at modern rpgs and probably you'll never play those again.
“WE’RE JUST GONNA USE OUR BEAR LEGS.”
Wow. Gold.
Bear legs! You're only entitled to bear arms.
Found this comment right when he said it...gold
What about Bear Fists?
Anyone?
@@MadnessIncVP Who has the "constiution" for "Bear Fists" are you mad?
@@MadnessIncVP bear claws
This is so cursed it actually goes full circle and becomes blessed.
blursed
@@freakoffer hilarious and original
r/blursed
“It just works” - Hodd Toward
"Rufus dont judge your father Murder Bear" was the line that got me lol
A bear, his son and their magical panzer.
A proper representation of Todd Howard's true vision for Skyrim on the GE smartfridge.
Spiff: *Chooses Sanic*
Me: "Oh, no. He doesn't know."
Didn't even get 5 minutes in before I was laughing so hard I was crying. Excellent video Spiff.
totally agreed
Im personally going to install the mlg main menu theme
“Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? That’s where I draw the line. C’mon Master chief, let’s get the FUCK outta here.” - the Bible
Nice, Jocat reference
@@riddler356_fuck_you
It was definitely Dunkey. Maybe the joke is that it's a non sequitur?
Now you fucked up!!!
Just the Bible??? In what particular section??? ([Book of...] [Chapter]: [verse])
reminds me of a different UA-camr who used a mod that makes ALL the spiders look like they are wearing Spiderman costumes...
If Murder Bear doesn't make an appearance again, I will riot.
We all want more murder bear.
its monokuma's brother
@@joebidome1445 that makes Rufus Monokuma’s nephew.
Playing a dovabear… actually sound extremely appealing and badass lol.
Spiff To the Lightning Pony: "Let's get the one that appears to be on fire."
It proves that Luna is in fact best murder pony
@@raglena I don't know, the Pink One seems like a pretty close competitor.
@@dovakhiinmaster2967 I don't know if you know who she is, but if you don't:
You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.
@@Kya10 Who doesn't know the identity of The Pink One?
@@dovakhiinmaster2967 The cupcake maker
“He doesn’t need eyes, not where he’s going...”
I’m scared and intrigued
Watch the film Event Horizon and you'll find out.
I'd argue he was better off without eyes
@@bradmonk69 Ha
17:20 "Don't Kill My Son!
Actually You Know What?
You Can Do It If You Want To I Won't Mind"
- Spiff 2021
The plot of "murder pony searching for friends" is surprisingly accurate for her character
Too true.
Mhm
Murder Pony best pony.
At least he kept the core history of the character. And he pretended he didnt know what he was doing.
The two ponies he specifically targeted was Luna, the fan-favorite, and Twilight, the main character. Hrmmm.
Modders: "mods allow you to create an unparalleled game experience and immerse yourself in a way the Devs couldn't envision"
Also modders:
Ah yes Princess Luna instead of raising the moon is beating enemies to death with lightning, truly the pinnacle of Skyrim mods.
By the way, subscribing you're hilarious
"Its just a Murder Bear and a Murder Pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world which is full of Nightmare Monsters." Get thee to the Merch Store.
"The Berenstain Bears: Wilderness Survival with Uncle Murder Bear"
This has been highly entertaining and this is my first video of yours that I've watched as well.
"Enable your fat idiot son"
Calling Rieklings as goddamn terrifying goblins
Ponies everywhere-even a giant one
Communist murder bear in a Dwarven tank
What more can we ask? Loved it.
Once Murder Bear picked Princess Luna as his companion the fun was instantly doubled.
...Final Fantasy Reference?
oh nvm you were talking about my little pony, i have no clue who these characters are
I think Rufus likes bananas....
@@kyotheman69 My Little Pony Reference.
I mean Luna is best pony.
I've been waiting to make my MLG skyrim clip compilation for ten years. Finally.
Sips with the good ol' Action Jackson beat you to it lmao
So many fantastic mods to choose from & that not counting all the adult ones too. I think the one mod that changes Skyrim the most for me was adding a high colour ENB. Suddenly i noticed that the guards actually has different colour clothes & shields. I probably spend 5 mins alone just staring at a pattern on a boat.
little does Spiff know, he picked the murder pony who is essentially a God in the lore. its no wonder it was so powerful here.
The best part of the mod is you can ask Celestia to crash the sun into Tamriel and she literally just kills everyone.
@@killgriffinnow I'm sorry what?
Amazing.
To be fair, there are others at least as powerful as she. But quite alright for a starting companion. ;-)
But giant Derpy still the best. (i wonder if this is a reference of that one Luna dream episode...)
In the immortal words of Todd Howard: "It just works"
Facts
Spiffing brit: chooses "lightning pony"
Luna fans: REJOICE FOR HE HAS CHOSEN OUR GODDESS
That moment when you realize dwarven sky ships are actually lore friendly.
Yea like
I don't want this to be correct, but it is
Yeah there is one on solstheim it is used as a base by some rieklings
Murder bear in a tank: “raaawr”
Reanu Keeves: “Finally, a worthy opponent”
OUR BATTLE WILL BE GLORIOUS!!
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Murder Bears final form is a literal Panzerbjorn?
‘’Daddy switched to grown up beverages” is when I go and hide
Oof
Especially when he's playing a game he refers to himself as murder bear.
"RrrrRRRAGHrrrr." - Murder Bear
Translation: "Drive me closer! I want to hit him with my son."
His son is his aim assistant for his tank
As someone who dumped ungodly hours on vanilla ps3 skyrim, I think you just helped me decide what my first mod ever is going to be
and what is that, dan?
is it rufus?
i swear to god if its rufus
its the ponies isnt it
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you."
*SOVIET THEME INTENSIFIES*
Murder Bear and Princess Luna's most excellent adventure. I would never have guess I wanted something so much.
Spiff chose Princess Luna. A man of culture, even by accident
I see you are, too, a man of culture.
Even non bronies can detect luna is best pony, thats how good she is
This makes my skin crawl
@@dean_l33 Mission accomplished, boys! gg men
@@dean_l33 hey man, its okay to not like Luna but thats a bit much
"He doesn't need eyes, not where he's going"
Nice Event Horizon reference
*Shudders* uuugh that movie..
Try Back to the Future. 1985
@@epistax4 That's the joke. B2TF is the obvious reference. EH is known for no eyes
Fun fact about the dwarven flying ship. In Morrowind, a breton did create an airship using dwemer machinery and you have to find it. The quest name is 'The Patchwork Airship'. So it is legit in TES univers
You can also find the wreck of one in solstheim in the dragonborn dlc
@@MrCurso I never played that DLC, do you know if this is the same airship from Morrowind ? They are both located on the same island
@@Elodeme no idea. Only ever played 4 and 5.
@@Elodeme pretty sure that it is, yes.
Less than three minutes into the modded game: "My heart! My heart!"
That is when you know this is gonna be good
Please keep Murder Bear going. This is insane and beautiful and perfectly balanced.
And find Murder Pony again. This was a team made in... well, maybe not Heaven, but somewhere known for making teams.
@@bgcloon Amen!
Maybe its just me, but I have a weird feeling that Mrs. Murderbear wasn't entirely faithful to Murderbear.
Bold of you to assume that the wife wasn’t a monster-f*cker
The developers need to hire the man who made that airship and buy the rights to put it in their next game!!!
Imagine not liking the video fast enough and having to invite Comrade Murder Bear to your home to explain.
That's what VPNs are for. Let someone else deal with it.
"Apparently there is Poop on the floor! What is this? I don't recognize this from the base game. It has unknown properties. Okay, let's eat it." Murder Bear at his finest!
No, that's basically Skyrim, Mmmm giant's toes and human hearts.
I've had a lot of fun with the pony mod. You can actually ride the giant pony, but it's really awkward to do so. The pony in the Solitude stables is faster than the others, while the one at the base of High Hrothgar is faster still. I don't mean 10-20% faster; I'm talking 1.5-2x the normal speed.
The miniponies outside of Riverwood each have different abilities. I think the pink-haired yellow one has the Unrelenting Force shout, if I recall correctly. I didn't know you could recruit them as followers, though. I learned something from this video.
There is a chest in the Bannered Mare in Whiterun containing various spellbooks related to the mod. There are conjuration spells to summon ponies (and several perks on the Conjuration skill tree allow multiple ponies at once in addition to their usual effect). There are even spells that allow you to turn yourself into one.
I do know the ponies' names, of course, but I'm not using them so as to not confuse those who do not.
What the actual fuck
@Spaceman Mort It even uses the "yay" sound clip.
The fact that Flutter has the yay soundclip and uses Unrelenting Force is horrifying and hilarious
whats hilarious about that is it makes perfect sense. "dova-shy" has been a meme in the pony fandom for a decade. and one of the earliest most popular fan videos was a fus ro dah meme video featuring the character.
fun fact : while talking with Celestia (the fire mini-pony), you can ask her to bring down the Sun on the world, and if you insist, you will die in a giant explosion of fire.
Why do I feel like Reanu Keeves is Rufus real father and murder bear just got tricked into adopting him? Poor murder bear.
“Murder Bear, I’m going to need you to chase down that tank.” -The Spiffing Brit 2021
“It’s at this point you need to put down the skooma bottle” The quote that broke me was struggling to breath after that still laughing now 😂😂
Honestly, that might be a good reason to _start_ using skooma...
Someone needs to write an MLP fanfic about a murderous humanoid Communist bear and princess Luna trying to make friends in skyrim.
Bet
I'd read the hell out of it
To fimfiction
I’d read it
on it
I will genuinely set up a cult dedicated to the actual worship of you if you make this a series. The Adventures of MurderBear and MurderPony is Oscar-worthy material.
*MurderBear and Rufus
Regrettably he can't now. Rufus cannot be dismissed. He just keeps coming back even if you send him away, the useless idiot.
That sanic character creation gets me every time
Todd: Ah yes a perfectly balanced game that no one can break!
Spiff: Hold my tea
@@thespiffingbrit that's what Yorkshire Tea gold is for, it heals all wounds.
This British man’s desire to break Skyrim multiple times was not enough to satisfy him, and now he’s modding it to break it even further.
As much as I admire the Spiffing Brit, he seemed to be more broken than the game in this one ^^
“Probably going to skip the floating vehicle of death and instead just use our bear legs” not sure if that was supposed to be a pun, but it was amazing
Ah yes, my favorite, Murder bear finds a pony and then accidentally releases ancient evil, named Rufus, into the world.
That moment when the deadliest thing in the game was a knee high pony covered in lightning.
Oddly enough, she doesn't shoot lighting at other creatures in the show :(
You had me in tears. This is BRILLIANT!
“Can you stand on your own two feet for once”
Rufus who has jet lag from the amount of times he’s been yeeted-*Murder-Bear*
6:55 The game was so broken Spiff has taken up drinking hard tea
You know Spiff is being challenged when he is using 'adult beverages' to endure a perfectly ballanced game.
“We’ll just use our bare legs.”
*badum tss*
Fun fact: Though this is one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
arena has skyrim
Really?
Can someone fact check this?
Daggerfall is larger. Arena's overworld isn't connected and you cannot physically travel from one town to the next (only fast travel). Trying to do so just loops the terrain surrounding the location you're at. Arena is still the 2nd largest of the TES games though.
It takes about 69 real life hours (2.8 days) to physically travel from one side of Daggerfall to the other.
@@TechnoMinarchist nice
"Thank you for installing Crimes Against Nature!"
I can't be the only one waiting to see some Murder Bear merch.
dad?
yes, whats up?
why is my sister called rose?
because roses are your mums favorite flower.
i love you very much, dad
i love you too murderbear
Whoever got this stable enough to play must've sold their soul to Todd.
Murder bear: This world is mine!!!
Reanu Keeves: *Chuckles*
Hahahaha
In before "Murder Bear vs. Reanu Keeves: Dawn of Tea."
Even the uninitiated was able to recognize that Luna was the best pony. XD
YES, LONG LIVE THE LUNA REPUBLIC🤩
Me: "Oh god no he picked... Macho... Man... Spike?"
Spiff: *...Immediately dismisses Spike*
Me: "...Oh he might be ok then if he chooses correctly here."
Spiff: *Picks Luna*
Me: "Now THAT'S the correct choice."
Macho man was the only correct choice
I mean, he should've gone for -the head- Twilight, but Luna isn't a bad pick. Heck, none of them are tbh
I don't know how you did it but your bear character is basically exactly what was after me in one of my scarier nightmares. I must have been under 4 years old when it happened. I am 32 now.
How did you dig this out of the depths of my memories? If it tries to kill me again tonight, I blame you.
Petition to make communist murder bear an official emote in the discord server
"If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid." - A Mighty Jingles
Huzzah a viewer of quality
Back to the salt mine with you. Your late for your shift!
You making Videos without using a camera and still your perfect use of pictures to highlight what you are saying making me at least giggle almost every time. Thank you!
Murder Bear and a Murder Pony, going on a magical adventure, trying to make friends in this world full of nightmare monsters.
Me laughing my ass off.
Mammoth climbing a tree? This is literally the plot of Ice Age
'we'll take the pony that appears to be on fire'
Meanwhile the pony surrounded by lightning
I appreciate the fact you went with Luna due to lighting spells
"You have armour, and i don't have armour, so i'm going to go crouch over here." - Denmark, April 8th 1940
I'm not even halfway through this and its already an insane fever dream. And I love it.
This is why we watch, no? 😂
Wait, spiff isnt just drinking yorkshire tea !? My world is shattered..
I need this to be a whole series of videos
The entire time that he's in the tank, he's just recreating the average day of a Russian.