"I guess it's just a murder bear and a murder pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world filled with nightmare monsters" That sounds like the best kids show ever
Gonna be honest, this is VERY close to the premise for CentaurWorld, and yes, it is a great kids show with a healthy helping of nightmare fuel included just under the surface. If you don't believe me, look up Taurnado.
@@DFX2KX You dont need a cambridge for it ,most advanced mods require the latest scrip extender and a good mod manager to save time doing all that manual stuff
@@helicopterone of course, the graphic sucks so much.... It's what i thought at first. You won't belive how much his gameplay is deep, how much the game is big and MUST be explored, and how much is replayable. This is dark souls without loading screen. You think monster hunter can be more replayable than gothic? Think it again. You'll be astonished. But you must play it with those patches otherwise the game is pretty broke like skyrim. You'll roam in the first area probably for good 50 hours, then you'll find that the game is even bigger and full of content scattered. After playing that you'll look at modern rpgs and probably you'll never play those again.
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you. It's at that point you probably would put down the skooma bottle." This is one of the greatest quotes known to man.
"Its just a Murder Bear and a Murder Pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world which is full of Nightmare Monsters." Get thee to the Merch Store.
Ah yes Princess Luna instead of raising the moon is beating enemies to death with lightning, truly the pinnacle of Skyrim mods. By the way, subscribing you're hilarious
So many fantastic mods to choose from & that not counting all the adult ones too. I think the one mod that changes Skyrim the most for me was adding a high colour ENB. Suddenly i noticed that the guards actually has different colour clothes & shields. I probably spend 5 mins alone just staring at a pattern on a boat.
This has been highly entertaining and this is my first video of yours that I've watched as well. "Enable your fat idiot son" Calling Rieklings as goddamn terrifying goblins Ponies everywhere-even a giant one Communist murder bear in a Dwarven tank What more can we ask? Loved it.
Fun fact about the dwarven flying ship. In Morrowind, a breton did create an airship using dwemer machinery and you have to find it. The quest name is 'The Patchwork Airship'. So it is legit in TES univers
I've had a lot of fun with the pony mod. You can actually ride the giant pony, but it's really awkward to do so. The pony in the Solitude stables is faster than the others, while the one at the base of High Hrothgar is faster still. I don't mean 10-20% faster; I'm talking 1.5-2x the normal speed. The miniponies outside of Riverwood each have different abilities. I think the pink-haired yellow one has the Unrelenting Force shout, if I recall correctly. I didn't know you could recruit them as followers, though. I learned something from this video. There is a chest in the Bannered Mare in Whiterun containing various spellbooks related to the mod. There are conjuration spells to summon ponies (and several perks on the Conjuration skill tree allow multiple ponies at once in addition to their usual effect). There are even spells that allow you to turn yourself into one. I do know the ponies' names, of course, but I'm not using them so as to not confuse those who do not.
whats hilarious about that is it makes perfect sense. "dova-shy" has been a meme in the pony fandom for a decade. and one of the earliest most popular fan videos was a fus ro dah meme video featuring the character.
fun fact : while talking with Celestia (the fire mini-pony), you can ask her to bring down the Sun on the world, and if you insist, you will die in a giant explosion of fire.
I will genuinely set up a cult dedicated to the actual worship of you if you make this a series. The Adventures of MurderBear and MurderPony is Oscar-worthy material.
Fun fact: Though this is one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
Daggerfall is larger. Arena's overworld isn't connected and you cannot physically travel from one town to the next (only fast travel). Trying to do so just loops the terrain surrounding the location you're at. Arena is still the 2nd largest of the TES games though. It takes about 69 real life hours (2.8 days) to physically travel from one side of Daggerfall to the other.
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you." *SOVIET THEME INTENSIFIES*
"Apparently there is Poop on the floor! What is this? I don't recognize this from the base game. It has unknown properties. Okay, let's eat it." Murder Bear at his finest!
You making Videos without using a camera and still your perfect use of pictures to highlight what you are saying making me at least giggle almost every time. Thank you!
if i remember, the "reiklings" are weird little creatures that are supposed to only appear in Solstheim, which is an official DLC add-on. edit: the "dragonborn" DLC area, Solstheim.
I remember that pony mod. The annoying thing I remember with it was that Luna always has that lighting cloak that agros everyone and everything she comes in contact with, even friendlies.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 I believe it was that particular one with the chest in the Bannered Mare. Or it could've also been the one with the pony weapons that used Twilight, Rarity, and Pikie Pie as maces, swords, or arrows.
Todd Howard didn't die for this
E
Yes, even tho he still lives
Exactly he didn’t die
He did, Danny boy, he did.
Yet
Cant decide if Communist Murder Bear in a Tank casually rolling through the fields of Skyrim is terrifying or the most beautiful thing i've ever seen
CommunistWarPug is my old Xbox gamertag so this video has been taken to beautiful and nostalgic some how at the same time
Absolutely beautiful
Absolutely beautiful
Yes.
no
"the mammoths have made friends with the tank."
Only in Skyrim does this sentence make any sort of sense.
that and: "And there's a mammoth, now...climbing...a tree..."
I see we both like yugioh, and we both have pfp of monsters too.
@@kagemushashien8394 yeah, but my favorite card has been banned since 2006.
Every time someone mods Skyrim, they add a second to Tod Howard's life.
Yeah..... he's immortal now
My man Todd is gonna be queen Elizabeth II
Then he 'll probably live as long as Elizabeth II at this point.
@@cretorial All those kill children mods are supporting his soul.
Todd Howard is immortal
This has perfectly summarized 10 years of internet culture.
Pretty much
"I guess it's just a murder bear and a murder pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world filled with nightmare monsters"
That sounds like the best kids show ever
Gonna be honest, this is VERY close to the premise for CentaurWorld, and yes, it is a great kids show with a healthy helping of nightmare fuel included just under the surface. If you don't believe me, look up Taurnado.
Communist Murder Bear deserves a full playthrough series.
Agreed
Yes
Yes
He did and it lasted from 1878 to 1953. (Stalin is now “Communist Murder Bear” in my head)
I had no idea what this meant a few minutes ago. Now I’m ready to serve in his army
Ahhh this is just how todd intended skyrim to be played
My name: AxxL
My job: Superstar
I like: Handsome girls
I have: 2 handsome girlfriends
My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends
Your name: crois
@@AxxLAfriku who?
@@AxxLAfriku people like you are the ones who are slowly making UA-cam comment sections just as bad as Instagram
For clarity, dwemer skyships ARE technically lorefriendly
TES 3 features a couple so they are even cannon
@@cptnscoob
AND you can find one in the dragonborn DLC
Cannons are canon if redgaurd is canon..
@@axelfirekirby We don't talk about Redguard.
@@axelfirekirbylike the rest of tamreil we don't talk about that
Am I the only one who would love to see this as a series?
Not at all, I total would.
I would
Yes, please!
Please do dis
I require that
This proves the theory, even if you're a Dovakin-Bear, you'll still become a stealth archer
Underrated comment
@@AvidFantasier1337 massively
A noodle that I was eating feel onto my phone and selected your comment congrats sir! The noodle has chosen you!
Stealth archer is the canon build.
Can't tell if the mammoth walking up the tree is because of a mod or if that's just a normal Skyrim thing.
only Tod Knows the Answer to that
@@DerKaeseGott All glory to our Godd Howard
Its just Ellie from ice age
It just works
The real MVP is your admin that put everything together and made it work.
Its not that hard to use a mod manager app
@@rekka431 no, but getting skyrim stable with some of these joke mods is... challenging.
@@DFX2KX You dont need a cambridge for it ,most advanced mods require the latest scrip extender and a good mod manager to save time doing all that manual stuff
@@rekka431 Putting the mods in the game and having a stable game are 2 separate things. Especially with joke mods.
You know he KNEW he was gonna pick sonic first lmao
Breaking Skyrim is like breathing for any experienced player
No . . Your BREATHTAKING
Breaking is the breathing... Wondering what the conflict is that caused it is the exhale
Ah, but breaking it while not ruining it. That. That is an art form.
Facts
Fallout 4 downtown Boston is calling, it wants your game to break
Spiff: *Makes a career out of memeing on this game*
Also Spiff: *Can't be bothered to remember town names*
Hey to be honest I've played this game for a long time. And I can't remember every towns name.
@@TheDragonstare Especially with how forgettable half of them are.
Black Red Sun i mean if you actually enjoy the game, you’ll remember them all because you actaully appreciate the game
@@galaxym9571 I've played Skyrim for almost a total of 700 hours, if not more. I know what it is.
@@oneblacksun rookie numbers
"It's just a murder bear and a murder pony going on a magical adventure" -Spiff..
🤣🤣🤣
Call Netflix - I'd watch the hell out of that.
*Me reading this before watching* "what the hell am I getting myself into"
I have a feeling this will become a fanfiction story. Though it needs a love triangle.
This is so cursed it actually goes full circle and becomes blessed.
blursed
@@freakoffer hilarious and original
r/blursed
“It just works” - Hodd Toward
"What is a Riekling!?"
Spiff, have you ever actually played through Skyrim?
Well, he was shocked by the airship too, soooo...
Why play it if gothic 3 modded is bettar.
Try gothic 3 modded following simitar's video. Bro you wont regret, probably 200 hours for a playthrough.
He never played dragonborn dlc
@@carlosramirezrivera9314 i just looked at it and that game sucks
@@helicopterone of course, the graphic sucks so much.... It's what i thought at first.
You won't belive how much his gameplay is deep, how much the game is big and MUST be explored, and how much is replayable.
This is dark souls without loading screen.
You think monster hunter can be more replayable than gothic? Think it again.
You'll be astonished. But you must play it with those patches otherwise the game is pretty broke like skyrim.
You'll roam in the first area probably for good 50 hours, then you'll find that the game is even bigger and full of content scattered.
After playing that you'll look at modern rpgs and probably you'll never play those again.
"What happens with you install too many mods?"
Skyrim becomes _more_ stable? That's frightening.
You have only seen the beginning of the end
It’s the Magic Number. It transforms Skyrim from a mere game into a vessel of Todd Howard’s power.
A bear, his son and their magical panzer.
A proper representation of Todd Howard's true vision for Skyrim on the GE smartfridge.
When he said “ racial ability, go fast, racial disadvantage, gotta go fast” ghat shit made me laugh so hard
“WE’RE JUST GONNA USE OUR BEAR LEGS.”
Wow. Gold.
Bear legs! You're only entitled to bear arms.
Found this comment right when he said it...gold
What about Bear Fists?
Anyone?
@@MadnessIncVP Who has the "constiution" for "Bear Fists" are you mad?
@@MadnessIncVP bear claws
Spiff: *Chooses Sanic*
Me: "Oh, no. He doesn't know."
14:06 Can't stop laughing at the loading screen "The School of Alteration focuses on manipulating physical things. You pervert."
Lol, great spotting!
“He doesn’t need eyes, not where he’s going...”
I’m scared and intrigued
Watch the film Event Horizon and you'll find out.
I'd argue he was better off without eyes
@@bradmonk69 Ha
Spiff To the Lightning Pony: "Let's get the one that appears to be on fire."
It proves that Luna is in fact best murder pony
@@raglena I don't know, the Pink One seems like a pretty close competitor.
@@dovakhiinmaster2967 I don't know if you know who she is, but if you don't:
You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.
@@Kya10 Who doesn't know the identity of The Pink One?
@@dovakhiinmaster2967 The cupcake maker
Playing a dovabear… actually sound extremely appealing and badass lol.
The plot of "murder pony searching for friends" is surprisingly accurate for her character
Too true.
Mhm
Murder Pony best pony.
At least he kept the core history of the character. And he pretended he didnt know what he was doing.
The two ponies he specifically targeted was Luna, the fan-favorite, and Twilight, the main character. Hrmmm.
If Murder Bear doesn't make an appearance again, I will riot.
We all want more murder bear.
its monokuma's brother
@@joebidome1445 that makes Rufus Monokuma’s nephew.
"Rufus dont judge your father Murder Bear" was the line that got me lol
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you. It's at that point you probably would put down the skooma bottle."
This is one of the greatest quotes known to man.
So a normal day in russia then?
@@kaboom4750 yes comrade
@@ddt9292 *(SOVIET RED ARMY ANTHEM INTENSIFIES)*
Agreed
I laughed so hard at this
Murder Bear and Princess Luna's most excellent adventure. I would never have guess I wanted something so much.
Didn't even get 5 minutes in before I was laughing so hard I was crying. Excellent video Spiff.
totally agreed
Im personally going to install the mlg main menu theme
Once Murder Bear picked Princess Luna as his companion the fun was instantly doubled.
...Final Fantasy Reference?
oh nvm you were talking about my little pony, i have no clue who these characters are
I think Rufus likes bananas....
@@kyotheman69 My Little Pony Reference.
I mean Luna is best pony.
"The Berenstain Bears: Wilderness Survival with Uncle Murder Bear"
17:20 "Don't Kill My Son!
Actually You Know What?
You Can Do It If You Want To I Won't Mind"
- Spiff 2021
"Its just a Murder Bear and a Murder Pony going on a magical adventure trying to find friends in this world which is full of Nightmare Monsters." Get thee to the Merch Store.
Modders: "mods allow you to create an unparalleled game experience and immerse yourself in a way the Devs couldn't envision"
Also modders:
Ah yes Princess Luna instead of raising the moon is beating enemies to death with lightning, truly the pinnacle of Skyrim mods.
By the way, subscribing you're hilarious
“Is that a crab with a top hat and a monocle? That’s where I draw the line. C’mon Master chief, let’s get the FUCK outta here.” - the Bible
Nice, Jocat reference
@@riddler356_fuck_you
It was definitely Dunkey. Maybe the joke is that it's a non sequitur?
Now you fucked up!!!
Just the Bible??? In what particular section??? ([Book of...] [Chapter]: [verse])
reminds me of a different UA-camr who used a mod that makes ALL the spiders look like they are wearing Spiderman costumes...
Maybe its just me, but I have a weird feeling that Mrs. Murderbear wasn't entirely faithful to Murderbear.
Bold of you to assume that the wife wasn’t a monster-f*cker
So many fantastic mods to choose from & that not counting all the adult ones too. I think the one mod that changes Skyrim the most for me was adding a high colour ENB. Suddenly i noticed that the guards actually has different colour clothes & shields. I probably spend 5 mins alone just staring at a pattern on a boat.
In the immortal words of Todd Howard: "It just works"
Facts
I've been waiting to make my MLG skyrim clip compilation for ten years. Finally.
Sips with the good ol' Action Jackson beat you to it lmao
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Murder Bears final form is a literal Panzerbjorn?
little does Spiff know, he picked the murder pony who is essentially a God in the lore. its no wonder it was so powerful here.
The best part of the mod is you can ask Celestia to crash the sun into Tamriel and she literally just kills everyone.
@@killgriffinnow I'm sorry what?
Amazing.
To be fair, there are others at least as powerful as she. But quite alright for a starting companion. ;-)
But giant Derpy still the best. (i wonder if this is a reference of that one Luna dream episode...)
Please keep Murder Bear going. This is insane and beautiful and perfectly balanced.
And find Murder Pony again. This was a team made in... well, maybe not Heaven, but somewhere known for making teams.
@@bgcloon Amen!
This has been highly entertaining and this is my first video of yours that I've watched as well.
"Enable your fat idiot son"
Calling Rieklings as goddamn terrifying goblins
Ponies everywhere-even a giant one
Communist murder bear in a Dwarven tank
What more can we ask? Loved it.
Fun fact about the dwarven flying ship. In Morrowind, a breton did create an airship using dwemer machinery and you have to find it. The quest name is 'The Patchwork Airship'. So it is legit in TES univers
You can also find the wreck of one in solstheim in the dragonborn dlc
@@MrCurso I never played that DLC, do you know if this is the same airship from Morrowind ? They are both located on the same island
@@Elodeme no idea. Only ever played 4 and 5.
@@Elodeme pretty sure that it is, yes.
"He doesn't need eyes, not where he's going"
Nice Event Horizon reference
*Shudders* uuugh that movie..
Try Back to the Future. 1985
@@epistax4 That's the joke. B2TF is the obvious reference. EH is known for no eyes
As someone who dumped ungodly hours on vanilla ps3 skyrim, I think you just helped me decide what my first mod ever is going to be
and what is that, dan?
is it rufus?
i swear to god if its rufus
its the ponies isnt it
That moment when you realize dwarven sky ships are actually lore friendly.
Yea like
I don't want this to be correct, but it is
Yeah there is one on solstheim it is used as a base by some rieklings
‘’Daddy switched to grown up beverages” is when I go and hide
Oof
Especially when he's playing a game he refers to himself as murder bear.
I've had a lot of fun with the pony mod. You can actually ride the giant pony, but it's really awkward to do so. The pony in the Solitude stables is faster than the others, while the one at the base of High Hrothgar is faster still. I don't mean 10-20% faster; I'm talking 1.5-2x the normal speed.
The miniponies outside of Riverwood each have different abilities. I think the pink-haired yellow one has the Unrelenting Force shout, if I recall correctly. I didn't know you could recruit them as followers, though. I learned something from this video.
There is a chest in the Bannered Mare in Whiterun containing various spellbooks related to the mod. There are conjuration spells to summon ponies (and several perks on the Conjuration skill tree allow multiple ponies at once in addition to their usual effect). There are even spells that allow you to turn yourself into one.
I do know the ponies' names, of course, but I'm not using them so as to not confuse those who do not.
What the actual fuck
@Spaceman Mort It even uses the "yay" sound clip.
The fact that Flutter has the yay soundclip and uses Unrelenting Force is horrifying and hilarious
whats hilarious about that is it makes perfect sense. "dova-shy" has been a meme in the pony fandom for a decade. and one of the earliest most popular fan videos was a fus ro dah meme video featuring the character.
fun fact : while talking with Celestia (the fire mini-pony), you can ask her to bring down the Sun on the world, and if you insist, you will die in a giant explosion of fire.
Why do I feel like Reanu Keeves is Rufus real father and murder bear just got tricked into adopting him? Poor murder bear.
Murder bear in a tank: “raaawr”
Reanu Keeves: “Finally, a worthy opponent”
OUR BATTLE WILL BE GLORIOUS!!
Spiff chose Princess Luna. A man of culture, even by accident
I see you are, too, a man of culture.
Even non bronies can detect luna is best pony, thats how good she is
This makes my skin crawl
@@dean_l33 Mission accomplished, boys! gg men
@@dean_l33 hey man, its okay to not like Luna but thats a bit much
Imagine not liking the video fast enough and having to invite Comrade Murder Bear to your home to explain.
That's what VPNs are for. Let someone else deal with it.
"RrrrRRRAGHrrrr." - Murder Bear
Translation: "Drive me closer! I want to hit him with my son."
His son is his aim assistant for his tank
That sanic character creation gets me every time
I will genuinely set up a cult dedicated to the actual worship of you if you make this a series. The Adventures of MurderBear and MurderPony is Oscar-worthy material.
*MurderBear and Rufus
Regrettably he can't now. Rufus cannot be dismissed. He just keeps coming back even if you send him away, the useless idiot.
This British man’s desire to break Skyrim multiple times was not enough to satisfy him, and now he’s modding it to break it even further.
As much as I admire the Spiffing Brit, he seemed to be more broken than the game in this one ^^
The developers need to hire the man who made that airship and buy the rights to put it in their next game!!!
I can't be the only one waiting to see some Murder Bear merch.
6:55 The game was so broken Spiff has taken up drinking hard tea
"Thank you for installing Crimes Against Nature!"
I appreciate the fact you went with Luna due to lighting spells
That moment when the deadliest thing in the game was a knee high pony covered in lightning.
Oddly enough, she doesn't shoot lighting at other creatures in the show :(
You had me in tears. This is BRILLIANT!
“We’ll just use our bare legs.”
*badum tss*
Someone needs to write an MLP fanfic about a murderous humanoid Communist bear and princess Luna trying to make friends in skyrim.
Bet
I'd read the hell out of it
To fimfiction
I’d read it
on it
I'm not even halfway through this and its already an insane fever dream. And I love it.
This is why we watch, no? 😂
Fun fact: Though this is one of the biggest maps ever in a video game, it is not the largest. The Elder Scrolls: Arena has that honor being almost the size of Australia, taking real life months to cross from one side to another.
arena has skyrim
Really?
Can someone fact check this?
Daggerfall is larger. Arena's overworld isn't connected and you cannot physically travel from one town to the next (only fast travel). Trying to do so just loops the terrain surrounding the location you're at. Arena is still the 2nd largest of the TES games though.
It takes about 69 real life hours (2.8 days) to physically travel from one side of Daggerfall to the other.
@@TechnoMinarchist nice
I need this to be a whole series of videos
Less than three minutes into the modded game: "My heart! My heart!"
That is when you know this is gonna be good
“Murder Bear, I’m going to need you to chase down that tank.” -The Spiffing Brit 2021
“Can you stand on your own two feet for once”
Rufus who has jet lag from the amount of times he’s been yeeted-*Murder-Bear*
Spiffing brit: chooses "lightning pony"
Luna fans: REJOICE FOR HE HAS CHOSEN OUR GODDESS
"Imagine you're just a humble peasant going about your day in Skyrim and a giant communist bear riding a tank appears in front of you."
*SOVIET THEME INTENSIFIES*
"Apparently there is Poop on the floor! What is this? I don't recognize this from the base game. It has unknown properties. Okay, let's eat it." Murder Bear at his finest!
No, that's basically Skyrim, Mmmm giant's toes and human hearts.
You making Videos without using a camera and still your perfect use of pictures to highlight what you are saying making me at least giggle almost every time. Thank you!
Ah yes, my favorite, Murder bear finds a pony and then accidentally releases ancient evil, named Rufus, into the world.
Mammoth climbing a tree? This is literally the plot of Ice Age
It really was like my first play through of Skyrim. A quarter of it was spent in the character creation lmao
This is the greatest thing ever and I need an entire series.
Petition to make communist murder bear an official emote in the discord server
if i remember, the "reiklings" are weird little creatures that are supposed to only appear in Solstheim, which is an official DLC add-on.
edit: the "dragonborn" DLC area, Solstheim.
Wait, spiff isnt just drinking yorkshire tea !? My world is shattered..
I remember that pony mod. The annoying thing I remember with it was that Luna always has that lighting cloak that agros everyone and everything she comes in contact with, even friendlies.
I remember a mod that let you play as a pony, was that real or just a vivid dream?
@@nicholasfarrell5981 I believe it was that particular one with the chest in the Bannered Mare. Or it could've also been the one with the pony weapons that used Twilight, Rarity, and Pikie Pie as maces, swords, or arrows.
Saw this on the homepage and it just reminded me of the old Touch the Skyrim series on Polygon with Nick and Griffin
Murder bear: This world is mine!!!
Reanu Keeves: *Chuckles*
Hahahaha
In before "Murder Bear vs. Reanu Keeves: Dawn of Tea."
Murder bear and murder pony on an adventure sounds like a movie I would for sure watch.
18:49 okay - this gives me strong "Basement Jaxx - Take me back to your house"-vibes.
I know that there's a mod for Skyrim that turns the book "The Lusty Argonian Maid" into a one handed skill book. I don't know what it's called.
Welp, now we at least know Spiff's Sonic OC.
@ 2:42 ish--- don't think I missed that Event Horizen reference! Damn good flick that was 😊
I will happily watch a series about Murderbear discovering all the mods borking his world.
Todd: Ah yes a perfectly balanced game that no one can break!
Spiff: Hold my tea
@@thespiffingbrit that's what Yorkshire Tea gold is for, it heals all wounds.
“It’s at this point you need to put down the skooma bottle” The quote that broke me was struggling to breath after that still laughing now 😂😂
Honestly, that might be a good reason to _start_ using skooma...