Skyrim, but with MODERN WEAPONS

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  • @twilliamspro
    @twilliamspro 5 років тому +8823

    "And the first elected leader of Skyrim by a majority of 1 Mr Steve Human"

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 5 років тому +135

      @@thespiffingbrit Skyrim, but it's actually Tropico 6.

    • @twilliamspro
      @twilliamspro 5 років тому +69

      @@thespiffingbrit Make sure steve registers to vote i dont know what happens if noone votes

    • @yalewerner2732
      @yalewerner2732 5 років тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit B

    • @noahmcclure6871
      @noahmcclure6871 5 років тому +2

      Unless it's a fake democracy 😝

    • @turnerd20
      @turnerd20 5 років тому +19

      @@thespiffingbrit but who is going to pick the tea leaves?! I don't think you thought that through

  • @thefourthdegree
    @thefourthdegree 3 роки тому +1042

    The vanilla kill cam showing a chicken being shot into the back of of a fleeing child at 8:05 is nothing short of modern art.

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 5 років тому +7420

    "Skyrim with guns!"
    So.. Fallout 4?
    "With no NPCs."
    Oh. Fallout 76.

    • @Leopardts
      @Leopardts 5 років тому +107

      Ahahahaha nice one

    • @WackadoodleMalarkey
      @WackadoodleMalarkey 5 років тому +126

      Some still say Todd died at 76

    • @theraven8089
      @theraven8089 5 років тому +106

      No... todd didnt die at 76... he died in skyrim... with guns... he was clearly an npc

    • @samwish21
      @samwish21 5 років тому +9

      underrated

    • @KantFromEC
      @KantFromEC 5 років тому +12

      Criminally underrated comment.

  • @jakegarza2671
    @jakegarza2671 5 років тому +2977

    Spiff: kills a child
    Me: *he's accomplished the impossible*

    • @randomstuff9005
      @randomstuff9005 5 років тому +102

      Ankian would be proud.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 5 років тому +133

      Im not saying I'm gonna kill the kids I'm just saying it's a little immersion breaking when braith runs through fire like a fucking demon

    • @atboi4223
      @atboi4223 5 років тому +45

      Ill say it for you, ok?
      *FOR LEGAL RESONS THIS IS A JOKE*

    • @5lake
      @5lake 5 років тому +46

      **War Crimes** have entered the chat.

    • @CharterForGaming
      @CharterForGaming 5 років тому +9

      Fylkir 100 "ironheart" approves

  • @saikanonojutsu
    @saikanonojutsu 5 років тому +689

    Spiff: "god that's morbid"
    Also spiff: makes a ragdolling rabbit corpse dance and sing for several minutes

  • @lizgayle14
    @lizgayle14 5 років тому +619

    Shoots Courier
    "Truth is, game was rigged from the start"

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 5 років тому +90

      *courier wakes up*
      *fan is spinning*
      *he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside*
      *tries to stand up*
      "Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +39

      @@FilmsNerf2 This honestly explains allot about the Skyrim Courier.

    • @zedakh
      @zedakh 5 років тому +10

      "You're awake. How about that"

    • @tolsmith2344
      @tolsmith2344 5 років тому +1

      @@FilmsNerf2 My name is Steve Human, The Lizard Human's legend lives on

    • @wayla683
      @wayla683 5 років тому +4

      It's the other way around. He says that, THEN shoots him. He doesn't shoot him first, there would be no reason to say that if he did.

  • @oantar3397
    @oantar3397 3 роки тому +715

    "Dalphine is critical to progressing in the storyline" *Immediately chickens her to death* I pissed myself laughing

    • @klack1l
      @klack1l 3 роки тому +6

      dalphine?its delphine

    • @santinovalfiore
      @santinovalfiore 2 роки тому

      @@klack1l technically, even in the game they spell her name wrong...
      it's spelled "cunthair"

    • @Maragidyne555
      @Maragidyne555 2 роки тому

      @@klack1l don't care mate, she's worthless

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 роки тому +17

      @@klack1l Actually it's Dolphin

  • @simplyblue967
    @simplyblue967 3 роки тому +323

    “Just because they wanted to do a little bit of imperial taxation, that’s hardly a reason to rebel” As an American I feel called out

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Рік тому +23

      Don't feel called out, feel flattered our little sisters across the pond are still flustered all these centuries later

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 Рік тому +2

      *Triggered*

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Рік тому

      Yet somehow we're ok having a TRILLION of our tax dollars needlessly fund our military...

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg Рік тому +7

      @@ShrexyGuyAmerica, it’s like Britain, but for men.

    • @Dreamysoundscapesambience
      @Dreamysoundscapesambience Рік тому +2

      @@ShrexyGuy feel flattered this video is made to portray the high school experience

  • @raprice6846
    @raprice6846 4 роки тому +4135

    Knows the majority of NPCs by name, calls Alduin "Dragon"

    • @skadoodle8503
      @skadoodle8503 3 роки тому +287

      alduin is so weak in his presence that even the almighty britman does not bother to remember his true nMe

    • @gabepatton9851
      @gabepatton9851 3 роки тому +141

      He only remembers names related to a game breaking interaction so alduin is useless to him

    • @theodorefelton2592
      @theodorefelton2592 3 роки тому +17

      Actually they call the world eater returns

    • @mmahighlights5867
      @mmahighlights5867 3 роки тому +24

      Fooooooos rahhhhh haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaakahakhakahakhaaaaa
      Transalation : alduin mad

    • @nixlikestricks5636
      @nixlikestricks5636 3 роки тому +19

      It's because in comparison to him the dragon Is inferior

  • @elvenalonly
    @elvenalonly 4 роки тому +1107

    "I'm sorry, even the younglings have to go"
    It's like Anakin Skywalker all over again.

    • @J0XY
      @J0XY 4 роки тому +1

      Oh no

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 4 роки тому +22

      It's over younglings - I have the playground ...

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 роки тому +4

      Mr Steve Human has a higher body count

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 4 роки тому +1

      Master Spiffing, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 4 роки тому

      @@arkonez6730 Then we'll FIGHT IN THE SHADE!!!

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +148

    Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌
    She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do

    • @Altair1243WAR
      @Altair1243WAR 2 роки тому +9

      Lol, pretty sure she was going on a power trip against the Ebony Warrior with those AK's!

  • @ribbon8677
    @ribbon8677 5 років тому +259

    "Skyrim but I use guns to break the game"
    More like: "to brutally break the Geneva Convention"

  • @noaamonyakuza5
    @noaamonyakuza5 5 років тому +562

    “He can’t hear he’s got AirPods in.”

  • @nateashimself4570
    @nateashimself4570 5 років тому +1124

    "And what are we going to name our lizard person?"
    Mark Zuckerburg.

  • @rebelzen2658
    @rebelzen2658 2 роки тому +75

    Murdering npc's has never been more fowl.

    • @jamestoy4962
      @jamestoy4962 Рік тому +2

      I hate that I immediately got this. But I more so hate that I didn't think of using that

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 5 років тому +576

    When you're just chilling in Riverwood and some argonian pulls out a minigun

  • @thezeronelite
    @thezeronelite 4 роки тому +395

    that chicken launcher is totally something Sheogorath would make

    • @markblackburn2343
      @markblackburn2343 3 роки тому +22

      An the cow catapult 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oswaldcobblepot365
      @oswaldcobblepot365 3 роки тому +29

      @@markblackburn2343 He'd prolly make a Khajjitapult

    • @Original_Syn
      @Original_Syn 3 роки тому +8

      I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 роки тому +1

      It's lore friendly lol...

    • @plutonium09
      @plutonium09 2 роки тому +2

      @@missi44 that’s just my character on 230 skooma

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 3 роки тому +46

    The vault dweller takes a magic portal to Tamriel and its just nice to see trees that don't talk. The bugs are the same though.

  • @SIRUNOWN
    @SIRUNOWN 5 років тому +206

    Spiff: "Look here! Skyrim with Guns"
    Me: "Hey I've seen this one before."
    Spiff: "What are you talking about? It's brand new!"

    • @harveyheron3302
      @harveyheron3302 5 років тому +4

      Ah good reference

    •  5 років тому

      It’s from Far Cry 3

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому

      And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?

  • @MidasButSilver
    @MidasButSilver 4 роки тому +546

    so your job in skyrim is to stop alduin from killing everybody and you decided to do that, by doing it before he can?
    seems legit.

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon 4 роки тому +704

    "You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved guns. Curved. Guns."

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 4 роки тому +17

      I hear curved barrel ballistics weapons work REALLY well.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 роки тому +2

      Jezails are a thing. Afghans are basically Redguards.

    • @CS-wn4pg
      @CS-wn4pg 4 роки тому +1

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @quiviknotpotato6806
      @quiviknotpotato6806 4 роки тому +5

      Going with your logic, Khajiits are asians, and High Elves are WW2 Germany.

    • @fred5594
      @fred5594 4 роки тому +3

      @@quiviknotpotato6806 Nords= Danes
      Khajitts=Japanese
      Argonians=Kongolese
      Imperials=Romans
      Redguards=Arabics
      Orcs=Cumans
      Altmer=Aztecs
      Bosmer=Mayans
      Dunmers=Sumeria

  • @someguy5003
    @someguy5003 2 роки тому +37

    This is the most "Jacky Daytona, regular human bartender serving human alcohol beer" energy video yet. I love it.

  • @user-qi7dv1yg2y
    @user-qi7dv1yg2y 5 років тому +416

    Me: is playing skyrim
    spiff: uploads skyrim video about breaking the game
    Me: downloads the mod
    My pc: breaks in half

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 5 років тому +7

      did it at least tried to get on fire while breaking in half?

    • @boffloff6745
      @boffloff6745 5 років тому +20

      Did you drink yorkshire gold before attemting to play the mod?

    • @medieval_knieval2177
      @medieval_knieval2177 5 років тому +2

      Smooth 60fps was never an option

    • @peteian
      @peteian 5 років тому +4

      What mod was it?

    • @abrakadabra4966
      @abrakadabra4966 5 років тому +3

      Reanu Keeves climbs out of the remains of the computer.

  • @overcookedwater1947
    @overcookedwater1947 4 роки тому +660

    Spiff: *kills Nazeem
    [Everyone liked that]

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 роки тому +28

      *whispers from the grave* "do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't"

    • @Centristlol
      @Centristlol 4 роки тому +5

      [Everyone loved that]

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 роки тому +4

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 Ackatosh: "I cannot, for mine life, remove him from existence."

    • @revenant3883
      @revenant3883 3 роки тому +1

      me:( doesn't get to the cloud district very often)
      Nazeem:( laughs in douchbag)

  • @damiangonzalez3786
    @damiangonzalez3786 4 роки тому +1210

    “Don’t come to the college of winterhold tomorrow”

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 4 роки тому +57

      **ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN**

    • @illionskeige3150
      @illionskeige3150 4 роки тому +23

      - said the quiet kid

    • @I_am_Mazki
      @I_am_Mazki 4 роки тому +30

      thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee to evade thou bow
      thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee with haste greater to thou arrow

    • @magcreatesvids6016
      @magcreatesvids6016 4 роки тому +6

      started medieval lad quest.

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO

  • @wafflemedic2438
    @wafflemedic2438 2 роки тому +21

    18:32 A wise man ones said “oh there’s a child *Bang *Bang *Bang”

  • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
    @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 3 роки тому +830

    Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game?
    -Join Stormcloacks...Canceled
    -Join the Imperial... Canceled
    -Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled
    -Reach the troath of the world...Canceled
    -Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled
    -Kill Grelda the kind...Complete
    -Kill Alduin...Complete

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 3 роки тому +66

      To be fair, you'd have to reach the throat of the world to kill the greythroats

    • @IronGiant131
      @IronGiant131 2 роки тому +72

      @@RocketCouch heh "greythroats"

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 2 роки тому +8

      @@IronGiant131 Haha, didn't even realize I flubbed that

    • @IronGiant131
      @IronGiant131 2 роки тому +4

      @@RocketCouch lol

    • @Dracosian4802
      @Dracosian4802 2 роки тому +4

      so what, you mean morrowind?

  • @_uie
    @_uie 5 років тому +284

    “Ooo there’s a child”
    -Spiff 2019

    • @shivwesker
      @shivwesker 5 років тому +4

      No U this sounds very strange out of context, doesn’t it 😂😂

    • @MrZerkusgaming
      @MrZerkusgaming 5 років тому +3

      It isn't the weirdest thing spiff has said god I love this channel

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 5 років тому +3

      _m a s t e r s k y w a l k e r_

    • @lorx9425
      @lorx9425 5 років тому +1

      Fearless seriously why do I need a last name OH FRICK

  • @LondonCHILLFR
    @LondonCHILLFR 4 роки тому +181

    Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying
    “YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”

  • @axis6333
    @axis6333 2 роки тому +12

    "Remember.... no Nord."

  • @brendanmacey981
    @brendanmacey981 5 років тому +198

    “Killing all NPCs in Skyrim”, alternate title “making Skyrim as populated as Fallout 76”

  • @crashtestdummy3370
    @crashtestdummy3370 4 роки тому +262

    3:14 Ulfric is literally the high king

    • @sayjironimo7321
      @sayjironimo7321 4 роки тому +6

      underrated comment

    • @tellestina4533
      @tellestina4533 4 роки тому

      @Y B are you dumb lol

    • @jowbabadook8530
      @jowbabadook8530 4 роки тому +3

      No, Elisif the Fair is the High Queen.
      Ulfric is the deceased former Yarl of Windhelm.

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 4 роки тому +1

      Ulfric is a usurper and a powerhungry tyrants. Skyrim’s better off without him!
      :P

    • @apexlegendsmaster386
      @apexlegendsmaster386 3 роки тому

      He’s been smoking to mutch crystal meth agin

  • @blax140
    @blax140 5 років тому +354

    I've only just realised those stock photos say spiffco

    • @alaaelhayek2594
      @alaaelhayek2594 5 років тому +3

      Neve knew, thanks for letting me know 😅

    • @graysoncarter9925
      @graysoncarter9925 5 років тому +30

      Generic VR UA-camr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit not many it appears

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 років тому

      @@graysoncarter9925 aah thank you very much

    • @metenrog
      @metenrog 5 років тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit probably anyone who started watching after the copyright dispute.

  • @norishimogawa6125
    @norishimogawa6125 3 роки тому +38

    the chicken gun is so powerful it can kill npcs that usually can't be killed.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +2399

    _"Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS"_
    So basically you are playing Fallout 4

    • @godkingjacklee3065
      @godkingjacklee3065 5 років тому +34

      Why do I keep seeing you in almost every comment section

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 5 років тому +6

      Oh so you're awake...

    • @balintnemes6774
      @balintnemes6774 5 років тому +11

      its New Vegas

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 років тому +15

      OH FUCK OFF JUSTIN I DIDNT SEE ONE OF YOU COMMENTS FOR ATLEAST 2 MONTHS AND BAM YOUR HERE

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 5 років тому +10

      In your obituary they will write, he commented on every video, what a legend

  • @thatwhichbinds1727
    @thatwhichbinds1727 5 років тому +357

    "Even the Younglings have to go"
    *Anakin Skywalker Approves This Message*

  • @e.q.s1137
    @e.q.s1137 2 роки тому +33

    At first I was like "oh, Ulfric is just floating" then I saw his eyes and screamed internally, since it's four thirty

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Рік тому

      So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"

    • @iowasucks9494
      @iowasucks9494 Рік тому +3

      @@mason96575i was scrolling through these comments and i read this when it hit four thirty ey em

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Рік тому

      @@iowasucks9494 😭

  • @GentIemanThief
    @GentIemanThief 4 роки тому +719

    11:48 That's not a catapult, that's a cattle-pult.
    I'm not apologizing for this.

    • @crowokatagi4547
      @crowokatagi4547 4 роки тому +17

      I want to thank you for this

    • @bobmcob1132
      @bobmcob1132 4 роки тому +12

      No need to apologize that was great

    • @barkasz6066
      @barkasz6066 4 роки тому +14

      Cowtapult?

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 роки тому +1

      My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.

    • @MrPoporucha
      @MrPoporucha 4 роки тому +2

      My lawyers may want to talk to you.

  • @TheCommaA
    @TheCommaA 4 роки тому +62

    5:44 "Ahh yes. Spider killing time! Perfect This is exactly what guns where designed for."
    Arachnophobes: "Exactly!"

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +20

    >Become Dragonborn.
    >Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim.
    >Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim.
    Yeah, this is big brain time.

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 2 роки тому +26

    That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol

    • @tree-stuffer
      @tree-stuffer Рік тому +2

      You were exactly right:
      "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

    • @misteranthropy7082
      @misteranthropy7082 10 місяців тому

      @@tree-stuffer why they would remove that baffles me

  • @JebeTheGreat
    @JebeTheGreat 5 років тому +601

    "We'll be using assault rifles"
    *shows a gatling gun*

    • @goodenoughright5433
      @goodenoughright5433 5 років тому +25

      Gatling gun is best assault rifle

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 5 років тому +15

      Also an ar15 for some reason. Also the ak isn't an ak

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 5 років тому +17

      @@hornyducks4090 The AK is a stockless FAL/Galil that is using a PMAG. Because reasons.

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 5 років тому +2

      @@TMega5612 yeah it's a fal. And does there have to be a reason? It go pew pew real good

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 5 років тому +4

      @@hornyducks4090 I mean the FAL doesn't take PMags, so that's probably a decent reason right there.

  • @ExtraPlanar
    @ExtraPlanar 5 років тому +144

    Spiff to Janessa right before entering Dragonsreach: “Remember, no Skyrim”

    • @Ifstew
      @Ifstew 5 років тому +1

      Under rated comment lmao

    • @michaelevans4265
      @michaelevans4265 5 років тому +1

      I had a mix between a giggle and chortle at this XD

    • @JohnSmith-ty2he
      @JohnSmith-ty2he 5 років тому

      ?

    • @ExtraPlanar
      @ExtraPlanar 5 років тому

      John Smith it’s a reference

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 5 років тому

      @@ExtraPlanar yeah, but to what?

  • @SnazzleTuft
    @SnazzleTuft 4 роки тому +175

    I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.

  • @zeridoz4464
    @zeridoz4464 2 роки тому +13

    The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold

  • @beans775
    @beans775 3 роки тому +388

    When an American wakes up and hears: “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”

    • @A2goddess
      @A2goddess 3 роки тому +10

      A unsc Marine tells you this "finally you're awake" while been captured by the american empire.

    • @JacobCollins123
      @JacobCollins123 3 роки тому +7

      I live in Texas. Can confirm.

    • @bananapineapple6949
      @bananapineapple6949 3 роки тому +3

      God bless. 🇺🇸

    • @asm9438
      @asm9438 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds about right

    • @yooooo8600
      @yooooo8600 2 роки тому

      Bad teeth

  • @gaymare6236
    @gaymare6236 5 років тому +131

    "someone has to do something, yet no one is doing anything"
    That's politics for ya

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +2

      Someone, anyone but me. This Lizard has guns and I don't even know what that is.

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 5 років тому

      haha i thought the same when i heard it xD

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 5 років тому +1

      well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 5 років тому

      @@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol

  • @fromach
    @fromach 5 років тому +295

    "I'm going to use the AK!"
    Model is actually a stockless FAL......

    • @DrangleicTrash
      @DrangleicTrash 5 років тому +28

      I'm glad i wasn't the only one bothered by that

    • @jasonscarborough94
      @jasonscarborough94 5 років тому +38

      Plus the "M4 Carbine" is actually an LR-300, but, at least the LR-300 is based on the M4, can't say the same for the Ak and FAL

    • @punkrockmartian
      @punkrockmartian 5 років тому +23

      Don't get me started with every military shooter Calling any Russia firearm an ak47

    • @traaave
      @traaave 5 років тому +6

      I found the muricans

    • @codyblea3638
      @codyblea3638 5 років тому +6

      @David Bury and if you owned one or was interested in the history of weapons, you would know that AK47s are rare in the wild.

  • @matthewbush3360
    @matthewbush3360 3 роки тому +43

    i was scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this absolute legend and my new favorite person

    • @epbailey713
      @epbailey713 2 роки тому +3

      Spiff is the best. I'm currently rewatching this. I love him so much.

    • @CuriousBrothers
      @CuriousBrothers 2 роки тому +1

      Literally same in the past 3 days, all because I downloaded skyrim from game pass 😂 loving these

  • @xtz2100
    @xtz2100 5 років тому +106

    "I cant let people live, you know how it's like"
    Spiff, 2019

    • @LMixir
      @LMixir 5 років тому

      A most relatable quandary

  • @PingasMonkey3rdClass
    @PingasMonkey3rdClass 5 років тому +594

    "We will be using assault rifles."
    **shows a minigun**

    • @foremanxsl7225
      @foremanxsl7225 5 років тому +4

      Unclecomrade420 I’m disappointed he barley touched any weapons, still a good video though

    • @Hovis_Enjoyer
      @Hovis_Enjoyer 5 років тому +2

      and the M4 carbun

    • @soulgamess6337
      @soulgamess6337 5 років тому +8

      It’s a weapon used to assault, he was in the clear

    • @solargaruda
      @solargaruda 5 років тому +4

      SoulGamess 1 so that includes a pipe right?

    • @soulgamess6337
      @soulgamess6337 5 років тому

      Ashantar Taran yes it does, it is a weapon used to assault

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 5 років тому +69

    "I saw... Holograms of Spiff... Killing younglings..."
    "No. Not Spiff!"
    "Bruh, you know who you're talking about right?"

  • @Vinguandur
    @Vinguandur 2 роки тому +11

    1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better

  • @superregera799
    @superregera799 3 роки тому +55

    Spiff: 0:07 "What's going on? A rumbling?"
    The construction crew with a jackhammer outside my house: Making your video experience as realistic as possible!

  • @TheRatSquid
    @TheRatSquid 5 років тому +31

    "Oh, if I had my full power, granting that would be trivial. I'd simply snap my fingers, and everyone in Skyrim would die. War resolved." - Clavicus Vile
    Thank you for fulfilling this Daedric Prince's idea.

  • @Michael_MW
    @Michael_MW 4 роки тому +97

    "Wait a second, don't you know that I am a politician? There's not enough for ANYONE BUT MEEEE!"
    Too real.

  • @latticeddreams
    @latticeddreams 2 роки тому +11

    This let's me live out my contemplations about "how much damage could I do if I brought xyz modern weapon into the past"

  • @DarthNox_DarkCouncil
    @DarthNox_DarkCouncil 5 років тому +173

    Thalmor: *outlaws Talos worship*
    Me: *Loads LMG with religious intent*

    • @astrolight5220
      @astrolight5220 5 років тому

      Soviet_Potato “I get that religion is important and all, but......”

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 років тому +22

      Thalmor Agent: Talos is a false god.
      Talos Worshiper: *Bold words for someone in assault cannon range.*

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 5 років тому +6

      Countryhumans is an abomination
      *convert to holy Polandball*

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 років тому +1

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls you talk a lot of shit for someone in assault cannon distance

    • @devan6935
      @devan6935 4 роки тому

      all of you talk a lot of shit for people in smiting distance

  • @Dredued
    @Dredued 3 роки тому +218

    When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.

    • @yewchicken2298
      @yewchicken2298 2 роки тому +8

      Fallout New Vegas reference?

    • @Dredued
      @Dredued 2 роки тому +4

      @@yewchicken2298 Yes

    • @Mike-official
      @Mike-official 2 роки тому +1

      @@yewchicken2298 no

    • @kasrapourahmadi4574
      @kasrapourahmadi4574 2 роки тому

      You mean a cowboy robot will dig his body out of a shallow grave, taking him to a doctor which then performs brain surgery on him

    • @adonysus
      @adonysus 2 роки тому +5

      the game was rigged from the start :(

  • @Ashl33129
    @Ashl33129 5 років тому +157

    Alternate title: “challenge: how many war crimes can you commit in 25 minutes”

  • @Marsnarchy
    @Marsnarchy 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine your on a cart and the guy who’s unconscious wakes up and starts talking about how he’s going to kill everybody in the country.

  • @user-md9fp8bh2t
    @user-md9fp8bh2t 5 років тому +277

    You could say its a “Cattlepult”

  • @danielarcher4060
    @danielarcher4060 5 років тому +328

    Alternative title : “how to be demonetised on UA-cam”.

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 5 років тому +6

      Demonetisation is the least of his worries at this point what with youtubes newest rules coming out soon thanks to the FTC.

    • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
      @kabalofthebloodyspoon 5 років тому +2

      @@bibby659 what did the feds do? Link pls

    • @rayvg7709
      @rayvg7709 5 років тому +2

      @@kabalofthebloodyspoon COPPA, something about UA-cam farming data and ads on kids. Which the FTC doesn't allow.

    • @bushmaster6894
      @bushmaster6894 5 років тому +4

      @@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.

    • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
      @kabalofthebloodyspoon 5 років тому +4

      @@bushmaster6894 who the fuck do they think they are telling us how to live in Europe!?! no step on snek

  • @7th_phoenix546
    @7th_phoenix546 3 роки тому +53

    “I once was an adventure like you until I took a 30cal to the knee”

  • @KC4life87
    @KC4life87 Рік тому +1

    At 18:32 of the spree, the way he says "ooh, there's a child!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thebakerofbananabread3237
    @thebakerofbananabread3237 3 роки тому +154

    *Spiff shoots Courier* "The game was rigged from the start~"

  • @bennupp2142
    @bennupp2142 4 роки тому +736

    Skryim: American Edition

    • @a.twilson9935
      @a.twilson9935 4 роки тому +2

      alt name : Oswald.. or Berkowitz?!
      could be a very long list..

    • @kevinbrinker1010
      @kevinbrinker1010 4 роки тому +11

      *Todd Howard wants to know your location

    • @89lance15
      @89lance15 4 роки тому +11

      Skyrim but it's American and played by a Brit

    • @89lance15
      @89lance15 4 роки тому +1

      damn this is old-ish

    • @auser994
      @auser994 4 роки тому +11

      Skyrim: Education Edition

  • @Tridan_
    @Tridan_ 4 роки тому +98

    “Don’t come to Helgen tomorrow”

  • @chrishenry571
    @chrishenry571 11 місяців тому +2

    This might be Spiff's finest video yet. Damn I want to drink tea!

  • @allduckslikewater8017
    @allduckslikewater8017 4 роки тому +265

    Alternate title: "British man behaving like US citizen"

    • @dogecoinking4727
      @dogecoinking4727 4 роки тому +9

      Can confirm

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 4 роки тому +10

      The only way he could make it more american would be if he did that in a school (Maybe the bard's or the mage's college).

    • @brendansodko
      @brendansodko 4 роки тому +5

      with the most butt fuck and heinous M4 I've ever seen

    • @brendansodko
      @brendansodko 4 роки тому +4

      No rear sight block, no buffer tube, Galil style hand grip, square butt stock the list goes on and on

    • @brendansodko
      @brendansodko 4 роки тому +1

      @tacoburrito Swanson Hell yeah BRUTHR

  • @lateforwork8970
    @lateforwork8970 5 років тому +169

    "I will be using the legendary AK47 Rogues,"
    *takes out Paratrooper FALs*

    • @JammyD2579
      @JammyD2579 4 роки тому +2

      This was a weird thing in Timesplitters Future Perfect, too. The "Soviet Rifle" weapon is pretty obviously based on the FAL, a distinctly non-Soviet weapon.
      That this seems to have cropped up again in a Skyrim mod of all places, I am confused as all hell.

  • @aaronsam6884
    @aaronsam6884 5 років тому +147

    Steve Human is gunning for leadership, he's simply killing it

    • @aaronsam6884
      @aaronsam6884 5 років тому +12

      His slogan, "I'll give each of you a shot"
      Love your videos

    • @Shinzo1204
      @Shinzo1204 5 років тому

      Badum ssss

  • @kingcoto9123
    @kingcoto9123 3 роки тому +2

    "i actually have a few more places to venture OH THERES A CHILD"

  • @PoyntFury
    @PoyntFury 5 років тому +33

    Spiffing: "Today we'll be playing some Skyrim!"
    Modern Weapons: *Hey, you're finally awake!*

  • @redcodec
    @redcodec 5 років тому +29

    "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 5 років тому +1

      Seen so many Star Wars references and I love you all. thank you.

  • @raptordave
    @raptordave 5 років тому +50

    The evil dragon can't kill everyone if they're already dead.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 5 років тому +2

      He can still eat their souls in Sovngard

    • @raptordave
      @raptordave 5 років тому +2

      @@exantiuse497 But eventually everyone will be dead and there will be no more souls to eat and he'll starve to death.

  • @CausticSalsa
    @CausticSalsa 2 роки тому +16

    I’d love a video continuing this campaign.

  • @DarklordTsuki
    @DarklordTsuki 5 років тому +120

    Mr Steve Human, "I am the leader of Skyrim"....
    *Reanu Keeves has entered the chat*

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 4 роки тому +10

      Mr Steve Human uses gun
      Reanu Keeves is immune to Gun
      Reanu Keeves uses Weak Punch
      It’s a one hit KO
      Mr Steve Human feinted

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 роки тому

      Lam Fan reanu leaves leveled up.

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 4 роки тому

      Bagel Ninja leaves?

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 роки тому

      Lam Fan yeah. He leaves because he could care less. Also he just quick saved before leaving. If said

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 роки тому

      Lam Fan jk on everything leaves was autocorrect. But the quick save wasn't a joke

  • @NintenTmaster
    @NintenTmaster 4 роки тому +114

    "Oh no. Bethesda Game Studios! It's presenting something! *gasp* It's Skyrim!"
    -Everyone everytime Bethesda released a new version of Skyrim

    • @Sairiui
      @Sairiui 4 роки тому +4

      Bethesda can't seem to make anything but Skyrim on every device capable of it

    • @GhostyGhost7007
      @GhostyGhost7007 4 роки тому +2

      That gasp has slowly gone from excitement to bewilderment

  • @willdog3
    @willdog3 5 років тому +98

    All the other nords with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, outrun my gun.

    • @luniacle
      @luniacle 4 роки тому +1

      Yes haha run from my bullet

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 4 роки тому

      All the khajits with the pump up kicks better run better run faster than my bullet

  • @theviewer9363
    @theviewer9363 2 роки тому +7

    Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.

  • @TheRunningPigeon
    @TheRunningPigeon 5 років тому +50

    It's like Skyrim with guns!
    Hmmmm... feels familiar

  • @greatscott3708
    @greatscott3708 4 роки тому +89

    I honestly died laughing when he said “ oh no hes got air pods in”

    • @Sairiui
      @Sairiui 4 роки тому

      *cue the sound of being riddled with arrows*

    • @thegoldenbro78
      @thegoldenbro78 4 роки тому

      Omg He can hear me liking his comment
      *He has his Air Pods in*

  • @OriginalWarwood
    @OriginalWarwood 5 років тому +59

    I feel that there was a lack of TNT in this episode.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +1

      Sure, but there was a surprise exploding cow.

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 5 років тому

      Mr. Torgue is not pleased, needs more mother fucking explosions!

    • @35milesoflead
      @35milesoflead 5 років тому

      Misread that as "Lack of TMNT".

  • @kolega4ever
    @kolega4ever 2 роки тому +2

    That distinguish between AR15 and M4 because of different mod is just a great topping for the hilarious quality xD

  • @the_annihilator5810
    @the_annihilator5810 4 роки тому +60

    guard: protecting village with his life because he loves the people and his family
    spiffy: murders him with a chicken

  • @Shadow81989
    @Shadow81989 4 роки тому +21

    21:34 "It's the friends you make along the way..." really cracked me up - that was way better than even the cow-catapult!

  • @ChessKnight865
    @ChessKnight865 4 роки тому +100

    "Assault Rifles"
    Me: Stares at pic thinking
    "That's Right Ladies and Gentlemen"

  • @jessewaters
    @jessewaters 3 роки тому +1

    *Mr. Steve Human shoots dog*
    (Reanu Keeves appears)
    Steve: “Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @velvetthunder8732
    @velvetthunder8732 5 років тому +30

    Spiff *Walks upstairs and sees guard*
    Jenassa: "So anyway I started blasting"

  • @hole-sawbear1500
    @hole-sawbear1500 5 років тому +88

    Brit: "And we're going to be using...assault rifles"
    *Shows a picture of a belt fed minigun*
    Me: calm down there, USA Today, before you have another "under barrel chainsaw" incident.

  • @firstpersonsnooter2519
    @firstpersonsnooter2519 4 роки тому +16

    "I will be using ARs in Skyrim!”
    Proceeds to show a picture of a minigun.

  • @Midget32
    @Midget32 2 роки тому +1

    21:09 this is the most satisfying piece of theatre in the world.

  • @Laimee
    @Laimee 5 років тому +21

    Mr steve human: *invades whole Skyrim*
    Also Mr steve human: Meh not enough *invades solstheim*

  • @kevinmccracken8920
    @kevinmccracken8920 5 років тому +68

    I’m disappointed someone missed the opportunity to name the catapult a “cowtapult”.

  • @selenerhey4666
    @selenerhey4666 5 років тому +237

    My favourite thing about Steve is that he's definitely a human.

    • @nuggetmaster_
      @nuggetmaster_ 5 років тому +3

      Ah yes for I too hate the reptilian natives of Skyrim

    • @MrPaul-bn9cl
      @MrPaul-bn9cl 5 років тому +6

      Vote Human! Vote Steve Human!

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 років тому +5

      I like the way I can identify with Steve. He really speaks to my soul. Mr. Steve Human for king!

    • @davidtunstall6454
      @davidtunstall6454 5 років тому +7

      My favourite thing about Steve is he is definitely not a lizard

  • @gold3npimp
    @gold3npimp 4 роки тому +23

    Notice how not a single Stormcloak or imperial used magic, all but one: Ulfric and his one shout.

  • @docautrisim885
    @docautrisim885 2 роки тому +1

    There’s that dude that chops wood all day. A boop, he’s gone.” Lmao best commentary

  • @mollytaylor8122
    @mollytaylor8122 4 роки тому +42

    "That's why you never wear your fantastic Gucci airports to the execution."
    - Closed Captions (1:57), 2020

  • @crowokatagi4547
    @crowokatagi4547 4 роки тому +16

    "Oh but don't you know, I'm a politician, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ANYONE!!!"
    Me: seems right