I feel this so hard. Like I get punished for outnumbering them because now I stand to lose even more soldiers. I get punished for outmaneuvering them, because now they can attack in all directions.
Guys, I've switched sides. I am now a Lizardman main. I am now eating your infantry like buffalo wings. Haha, weaponized T-Rex go brrrrrr. BOK, BOK I SAY!
@@reno239 Allow the Empire the pleasure of aiding you in your crusade of grudges. I want to see them react when a hail of Helstorm rocket batteries blast their disgusting temples into craters.
Fun fact: Boq means hit, or hurt, it also refers to weapon. So when they say "Boq Boq!" They are probably saying something like strike strike, or weapon hit.
The original reddit post is from a Khalida player, not a Franz player. The person who uploaded the franz audio did so because the ai labs couldn't do Khalida's voice.
kruber is a little busy shooting every skaven dead first and due to the nigh endless amounts of the rat bastards lets just say it may be a while till he finds time for the lizardmen.
Most of their campaigns are fairly generic aside from your Lord of choice. Tehenhauin's sacrifices are pretty dope, though; by the time you reach late game, you'll be able to easily give your main armies a solid infantry block of Blessed Temple Guard and then bulldoze the enemy with your 2+ Engine of the God Stegadons.
I have no fucking clue what any of this means, idk who saurus is or who that guy complaining is, but i still laughed a lot and loved this animation. Every time you upload i am filled with joy because i know im about to see peak doge animation, even if I don’t understand a thing. Thanks for existing and sharing this stuff with the world, we don’t deserve you
I know you probably don't care about this, but I feel like typing out the context to this joke anyway: The context is the strategy game Total War; Warhammer II, which takes place in the setting for Warhammer Fantasy Battle. The man talking is Emperor Karl Franz, leader of the main Human faction. He is complaining about Saurus Warriors, a basic infantry unit available to Lizardmen factions. At the time the original Reddit post was made, Saurus Warriors could be recruited basically from the start of the game, and greatly outperformed any infantry non-lizard factions could recruit at that point. He also mentions Kroq-Gar, who is one of the Lizardmen faction leader. Kroq-Gar gives his faction unique bonuses that makes Saurus Warriors even more powerful and cheaper to recruit and maintain. If your factions started next to him, and he turned hostile to you, you'd be in for a bad time.
For real though, fighting wood elves is *awful.* There are winnable fights that I retreat from just because fighting it manually would be a huge disorganized mess
@@lolbit1232 it is kinda hard to spell Persian names in English I agree. For example these are the names for some of our cities: Rezvanshahr. Isfahan. Khoramshahr. Khoshkebijar. Ardebil and so on.
@@StrokeSkull yeah I remember explaining to my friend how about half my family comes from the Tajik world and he had a stroke trying to pronounce different provinces
I have watched this 3 times in a 24 hour period and it still made me happy every time... I love Saurus. Can't wait for my shiny new Saurus Warriors to arrive this summer so I can paint their beautiful new sculpts.
"I hate that one wizard can kill 1200 infantry in a 4 minute battle. I hate that I surround this wizard with infantry, and he just kills them and his health bar barely moves. I hate that he makes a bubble that isn't even a spell that makes my bullets turn into sponges. I hate that I brought my entire army to bear, finally killed him, and he was back in 2 turns doing it again. I hate that he doesn't kill his own infantry. I hate that put spearmen between the Saurus, who I still hate, and my guns, which barely stop the Saurus, and he just deletes them without harming the Saurus at all, which doesn't matter because then he deletes my Handgunners, and the Saurus are left licking up their smears from the ground. But most of all. I hate that I built up a tier 5 settlement with a full doomstack army inside it, and he just destroyed the entire city on the spot."
This is pure art. Please make more Total War: Warhammer stuff like this. I have already liked and subscribed, looking forward to more videos like this!
God, blessed be the spirit machine for putting this on my algorithm. This is wonderful m8. It almost made me want to spend 300~$ to get the entitr trilogy
Do you ever encouter a lizardmen faction as Karl? I think Marcus should be here,well his remedium on saurus is to shoot them with arrows or force the pissed units to chase your skirmishing units.
Not AS Karl, but once during a Belakor campaign, when I finally got around to doing things to the Empire around turn 80 or so, Kroq-Gar had claimed Averland somehow, and a few other properties. I don't think he was at war with the rest of the Empire, and there wasn't any obvious trail of Lizardmen destruction. Just elector count of Averland, Kroq-Gar, vibing.
Sounds like karl oughta be makin' an undead pirate friend, cause Harkon with an army of gunnery mobs can handle those damn lizards well. Especially if he has a murderous fleet admiral under lore of the vampire near by with a raised army of bloated corpses to come in and even the playing field.
i havent played beyond the tutorial for TW:W3. ive never played a game of tabletop Warhammer Fantasy. i have like a gorillion saurus models in various states of assembling and painted. "i just think they're neat."
Should have gotten Halberd instead of spearmen in lustria. Spearmen are what skaven slaves call Expendable. Their only purpose is to die in a needlessly bloody battle as their soft bodies are thrown into a all you can eat buffet.
Halberd versus gor-rok gold chevron unbreakable 70 weapon strength saurus warriors with the tzeench shield so even artillery is less effective against them.
Rest in peace Slim Jim, bravest of the bright wizard college. Your fight has not been in vain, Gelt just arrived with a shipment of hellstorm batteries, a battalion of dwarven gyrocopters and a playlist of vietnam war music. We couldn't grant you salvation but we shall bring retribution in fire and steel.
“i hate that kroq-gar took a several cannons to the chest, then proceeds to tear the cannon crew a new asshole and then summons his entire army to give my army, which outnumbers him 5 to 1 to tear them a new asshole.”
Interesting points, Count Franz. However, and, hear me out. "BOK CHOK TOK, GRIMLOQ" *Eats the Elector Count of Stirland and chases Vlad out of the Empire* -Kroq Gar, newly "elected" Elector Count of Averland, soon to be Elector Count of Stirland, and aspiring Elector Count of Sylvania.
Making Karl into Angry Doge was such a brilliant decision 😂
BOK is actually means shit in Turkish dictionary
@@lordofakseki2935 so Saurus are Just lizard Australien/Turk men shouting BOK and C*NT at everyone
This video is a masterpiece
Such brilliance such wow
Rip doge
I feel this so hard. Like I get punished for outnumbering them because now I stand to lose even more soldiers. I get punished for outmaneuvering them, because now they can attack in all directions.
Guys, I've switched sides. I am now a Lizardman main. I am now eating your infantry like buffalo wings. Haha, weaponized T-Rex go brrrrrr. BOK, BOK I SAY!
@@swissarmyknight4306 that’s going in the book. But will be stricken out when my slayers and trollhammer torpedoesturn you into fried lizard bones.
@@reno239 Allow the Empire the pleasure of aiding you in your crusade of grudges. I want to see them react when a hail of Helstorm rocket batteries blast their disgusting temples into craters.
Alll the bok
@@swissarmyknight4306 What killed the dinosaurs?
THE PIRACY AGE
“They were like animals so I slaughtered them like animals!”-Karl Franz who we deny the rank as Jedi master.
"You may have killed one of me, but did you kill all of me!?" Saurus seconds before jumping his ass
@@Mike-bf2beThey keep splitting by mitosis!
Imperials surrounding the saurus with a numerical advantage of 5 to 1...
Saurus: LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK IN THE MENU BOYS!
The rear attack line is fucking gold as someone who loves playing as them.
"You have outplayed me strategically by having more troops than me and tactically by flanking me? You fool, you have doomed yourself. BOK BOK BOK!"
An ambush?
INDEED IT IS, SURPISE, YOU STARTED IN MELEE RANGE
How? How?! That charge would've been disastrous against anything! How the hell are you still standing?!
@@FoodinifettuciniBOK
@@FoodinifettuciniBOK
"I hate how this barely stops them" so fuckin funny
Fun fact: Boq means hit, or hurt, it also refers to weapon. So when they say "Boq Boq!" They are probably saying something like strike strike, or weapon hit.
So when they hit something they are literally saying "BONK!"
That's so Boqist of you.
ATTACK ATTACK!
... did a man sized rat write this?
This channel produces naught but gold. I will keep a close eye on you human...
Eheh i'm in danger
Oh no....
Gold?! This is Diamond's!!!
Looks like someone's about to get collected
BOK! BOK! BOK!
I would've imagined Markus ranting about the lizards, he's surrounded by them
Definitely, but I don't think there's enough voice lines from Markus to feed into an AI to replicate his voice
Markus has already resolved to shooting every Saurus dead long ago. This fits Franz because it's a rude awakening for him
The original reddit post is from a Khalida player, not a Franz player. The person who uploaded the franz audio did so because the ai labs couldn't do Khalida's voice.
kruber is a little busy shooting every skaven dead first
and due to the nigh endless amounts of the rat bastards lets just say it may be a while till he finds time for the lizardmen.
Markus can't talk because HE'S BEEN EATEN ALIVE BY THE FUCKING SAURUS!
Well, saurus LOVE the men of the empire.
They go great with some spices and a side of skaven legs.
Ogres agree with this statement
Skaven also agree with the statement of humans and skaven being tasty...
Yes yes @@winterwolf1250
We gonna need alot more fantasy memes here.
I will play Lizardmen due to this video
You will not regret it
Most of their campaigns are fairly generic aside from your Lord of choice. Tehenhauin's sacrifices are pretty dope, though; by the time you reach late game, you'll be able to easily give your main armies a solid infantry block of Blessed Temple Guard and then bulldoze the enemy with your 2+ Engine of the God Stegadons.
You must've gotten Gelt to help make this because this is a pure golden meme you made.
*BALTHASAR GELT!*
His memes are SUPREME
This is some Bruva Alfabusa level quality 👌🏼
❤
A high praise indeed.
Old ba
I love how warhammer fantasy coming back into popularity
It really needs to. Blowing it up for AoS was such a terrible creative decision.
You say that.
I have no fucking clue what any of this means, idk who saurus is or who that guy complaining is, but i still laughed a lot and loved this animation. Every time you upload i am filled with joy because i know im about to see peak doge animation, even if I don’t understand a thing. Thanks for existing and sharing this stuff with the world, we don’t deserve you
I know you probably don't care about this, but I feel like typing out the context to this joke anyway:
The context is the strategy game Total War; Warhammer II, which takes place in the setting for Warhammer Fantasy Battle. The man talking is Emperor Karl Franz, leader of the main Human faction. He is complaining about Saurus Warriors, a basic infantry unit available to Lizardmen factions. At the time the original Reddit post was made, Saurus Warriors could be recruited basically from the start of the game, and greatly outperformed any infantry non-lizard factions could recruit at that point.
He also mentions Kroq-Gar, who is one of the Lizardmen faction leader. Kroq-Gar gives his faction unique bonuses that makes Saurus Warriors even more powerful and cheaper to recruit and maintain. If your factions started next to him, and he turned hostile to you, you'd be in for a bad time.
@@kayeka4123 i do care! Thanks for the context bud :)
@@kayeka4123 god that does sounds annoying haha
KROQ GAR MUNDI
@@kayeka4123 You're a god among men sir
I really like the way he says "Become somewhat peeved"
“BOK is the Bristol orienteering klub which is completely irrelevant to a battle in Lustria”
As a Bristolite this made me gasp for air
Franz hating on the wood elves would be perfect for this meme style
Despite the fact that they saved him and his father when he was little and Orion himself fought beside him.
For real though, fighting wood elves is *awful.* There are winnable fights that I retreat from just because fighting it manually would be a huge disorganized mess
Sigmar... I hate Saurus. My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes.
Love how the ending is destroyed forest and he's covered in gunpowder
That was the wood elf forest.
The lizardmen forest chops you down
Sounds like someone's cranky they didn't follow the Great Plan.
Lol for real tho this so damn good!
There is literally a village called Bok in my country? ffs
Karl hates you too then.
@@McSkumm I'm afraid he'll summon the electer counts. I'm sorry Mr.Franz😭
@@StrokeSkull bro the Persian world is always weird with names from Iran to Tajiks
@@lolbit1232 it is kinda hard to spell Persian names in English I agree.
For example these are the names for some of our cities: Rezvanshahr. Isfahan. Khoramshahr. Khoshkebijar. Ardebil and so on.
@@StrokeSkull yeah I remember explaining to my friend how about half my family comes from the Tajik world and he had a stroke trying to pronounce different provinces
That Katarin pic is quite nice
Im fucking crying, never stop man, this is amazing!
0:23 That poster 💀 What the doge doing?
Karl Franz got nice taste in posters
Oh yes! 🥵🤤
I'mma pull strings here and ask, where dat poster from
@@QuanPham-lq9uk Kislev’s Ice Queen, Katarin Bokha.
@@NCRVeteranRanger Just found out before ya posted, but where dat poster from tho
@@QuanPham-lq9uk That, I have no idea of.
I was crying throughout the entire video and once Karl started talking in 1:30 had me dying.😂🤣
Keep it up man!
Me a lizardman main: Stay mad 🗿🗿
Me, also a lizardmen main: BOK!
@@mileshill7196 BOK BOK
Hola, skinks
@@orbitalbutt6757 SAURAAS
Me, a skryre main: *laughs in machine guns and atomic bombs*
1:05 Holy Sigmar, Bless this ravaged body
Oh shit, I love this! Thanks for animating it, I always thought I was being lazy with just posting the portrait.
The Vogon poetry image was so raw and relatable. I got shivers. Thank you for all the fish...erm... for the video.
Carl Franz hatred of Saurus is pure gold😂
How I look at Reiklanders when they hit me with that dollar store infantry:
When you hate a certain faction so much you make a meme video about them to vent truly a brilliant idea
What a gem of a channel
I have watched this 3 times in a 24 hour period and it still made me happy every time... I love Saurus. Can't wait for my shiny new Saurus Warriors to arrive this summer so I can paint their beautiful new sculpts.
This feels way longer than 2 minutes and i love it
I think I love Saurus now. They sound fuckin' amazing
Boy he’s gonna have a very bad day when he learns about Lord Kroak
"I hate that one wizard can kill 1200 infantry in a 4 minute battle. I hate that I surround this wizard with infantry, and he just kills them and his health bar barely moves. I hate that he makes a bubble that isn't even a spell that makes my bullets turn into sponges. I hate that I brought my entire army to bear, finally killed him, and he was back in 2 turns doing it again. I hate that he doesn't kill his own infantry. I hate that put spearmen between the Saurus, who I still hate, and my guns, which barely stop the Saurus, and he just deletes them without harming the Saurus at all, which doesn't matter because then he deletes my Handgunners, and the Saurus are left licking up their smears from the ground.
But most of all.
I hate that I built up a tier 5 settlement with a full doomstack army inside it, and he just destroyed the entire city on the spot."
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A SAURAUS, DROWN A SAURAUS
Love the content keep it up!
Oh YES. That was worth the wait! It seems the Emperor does not, in fact, like Saurus' *The more you know rainbow*
This is pure art. Please make more Total War: Warhammer stuff like this. I have already liked and subscribed, looking forward to more videos like this!
God, blessed be the spirit machine for putting this on my algorithm.
This is wonderful m8. It almost made me want to spend 300~$ to get the entitr trilogy
What an absolute masterpiece of an animation
Do you ever encouter a lizardmen faction as Karl?
I think Marcus should be here,well his remedium on saurus is to shoot them with arrows or force the pissed units to chase your skirmishing units.
Marcus was already dead by the time Karl encountered them.
Not AS Karl, but once during a Belakor campaign, when I finally got around to doing things to the Empire around turn 80 or so, Kroq-Gar had claimed Averland somehow, and a few other properties.
I don't think he was at war with the rest of the Empire, and there wasn't any obvious trail of Lizardmen destruction.
Just elector count of Averland, Kroq-Gar, vibing.
You know, I don't play Warhammer, but seeing videos that involve Karl Franz, this sounds like how I expect him to talk
Karl Franz voice actor in TW is incredible. The game is worth it almost for his diplomacy lines alone
Now i wish to start a Saurus army.
Its legit fun. You really can eat T1 infantry like buffalo wings.
it's been a long time since I've laughed into tears, thank you so much
This channel is so underrated. Desperate deserves more views.
Oh my, you’re gonna get me into warhammer fantasy man!
Fr tho auto resolve be like "you got this fam" then I play it manually.
And no.
Im nowhere close to having this.
Sounds like karl oughta be makin' an undead pirate friend, cause Harkon with an army of gunnery mobs can handle those damn lizards well. Especially if he has a murderous fleet admiral under lore of the vampire near by with a raised army of bloated corpses to come in and even the playing field.
Holy shit, love the Hitchhiker guide reference.
Such an awesome and funny video. Excellent voice over as well.
Wow I really love the animation you do. It reminds me of the madness flash movies of old you definitely deserve more views and subs
This video has only made me like Lizardmen more
i havent played beyond the tutorial for TW:W3. ive never played a game of tabletop Warhammer Fantasy.
i have like a gorillion saurus models in various states of assembling and painted.
"i just think they're neat."
Omg that was perfect 😂 keep the great work dude!!!
Should have gotten Halberd instead of spearmen in lustria. Spearmen are what skaven slaves call Expendable.
Their only purpose is to die in a needlessly bloody battle as their soft bodies are thrown into a all you can eat buffet.
Halberd versus gor-rok gold chevron unbreakable 70 weapon strength saurus warriors with the tzeench shield so even artillery is less effective against them.
Vogan at a poetry convention was brutal
Rest in peace Slim Jim, bravest of the bright wizard college.
Your fight has not been in vain, Gelt just arrived with a shipment of hellstorm batteries, a battalion of dwarven gyrocopters and a playlist of vietnam war music.
We couldn't grant you salvation but we shall bring retribution in fire and steel.
They made the wulfheart DLC for a reason, the faith, steel and Gunpowder of the empire are pretty powerful against sticks and clubs.
Man should have summoned the elector counts
this is well worth the wait! amazing!
This is truly a work of art and I wish I could frame it in the great halls of Sigmar
If you decide to play the yin-yin mod this video sums up how you’ll feel
This is literally how I beat total Warhammer 1 with copious amounts of red hot led showers over anything not human, and occasionally other humans...
Bok is also a loyal demi-human seamster.
We need more karl franz rant.
“i hate that kroq-gar took a several cannons to the chest, then proceeds to tear the cannon crew a new asshole and then summons his entire army to give my army, which outnumbers him 5 to 1 to tear them a new asshole.”
Interesting points, Count Franz. However, and, hear me out. "BOK CHOK TOK, GRIMLOQ" *Eats the Elector Count of Stirland and chases Vlad out of the Empire*
-Kroq Gar, newly "elected" Elector Count of Averland, soon to be Elector Count of Stirland, and aspiring Elector Count of Sylvania.
Commenting on every video so you have more engagement and hopefully the algorithm favors you!
I want more of this , it is amazing
I'm tellin ya it's dem Sigmar dammed lizard people!
Me a vampire counts main: Can't die you aren't alive. Wind of death goes bbrrrrrrrrr!
Reverse Uno Rite of Primeval Glory Army :^)
What's the matter?
They're just single entity monsters.
You could. You know. Shoot them. :3
Me, also a vampire counts main: Oh, you beat my army? Now do it again. And again. And again.
@@Samagachi Both in battle and out of battle of course.....since you know, Invocation of Nehek and Raise Dead lol.
I'll tell you what I don't hate. I don't hate this content and your beautiful mind that made it. Keep it up! It's very entertaining
to franz from karina... dammm ice thick :O
Very high production value
Before i played total war warhammer 2 I thought this was rather funny, now after my first battle with saurus I too hate them.
mira esta maravilla con una increíble producción llena de creatividad es impresionante
Bullet faster than sound to the face
'Oh no....Anyway'
A gem of a video
This trully is one of the most warhammer. Superbly done sir, pleas can I have another?
I love this so much. I hope we'll see some more TWW videos!
I don't even play Total War Warhammer and this is just perfect.
I don't think anyone has ever hated anything more than Franz hates Saurus
An average Dwarf be like:
This is even funnier because Karl is pretty much as far as possible from the lizard men.
It was probably a khalida player
I ate saurus
The sounds from him hitting the boom mic 👍
This is perfect to our immortal empires campaign yesterday 👏
Yo Franz chill out man it's all just part of the great plan
This is fantastic
Ok give it karl franz some tanks, even if it is only for stop hearing those doges.
If I could like this a hundred times I would and it would still not be enough. I giggled so hard. Giggled. Like a small child.
Karl Franz when the Tree's start speaking saurus:
This is great! ❤
Nice Katarina Poster 😏
All I heard was literally 'hate'
I think he hates saurus everyone
also.. he has faith and steel but lacks the gunpowder..
Gunpowder is Tier 3
Everyone knows the Empire can never get to tier 3.
im not sure.... but.... i think... I THINK.... he hates saurus.....
Thank you for reminding me why the lizardmen are my favourite faction.