Pretty easy: 1. Two unavoidable things: death and taxes 2. Death = unavoidable and taxes = unavoidable, therefore death = taxes. 3. Use necromancy to dismantle death. 4. Death is taxes, so you have dismantled taxation, and thusly the IRS. 5. Profit (untaxed).
Him earlier: “Nothing would be better than to grind your bones and armies into the very sands!” **slaps 40 thousand dollars on the table** “You know, The Mummy was a pretty good movie…”
@@kubamcmillan3078 Had to become a god to avoid death instead of Doom Slayer-ing his way out of death and terrifying the Chaos Gods so much that they gave him a completely new and perfect body free of any sort of strings just so he wouldn't mash their dicks into paste and force-feed it to them by shoving it so far up their asses it appeared in their mouths
Yeah there always comes this point where you've unlocked every unit, could basically auto resolve every battle and managing all the different cities you dont really give a shit about anymore becomes too tedious.
Tomb Kings were already fun, but the tweaks they got in 3 have made them an absolute blast. Having much easier access to Ushabti really makes their early game (previously a somewhat boring slog) a lot more exciting.
You have no absolute clue how much I love kleapers videos, I found him off of rimworld videos and ever since ive been on a bench watch rave of all his videos
I watch your Geneva Convention video when I need background sound while doing the dishes. I'm on approximately 20 rewatches in a month. Really glad to see this vid
Fun fact! Settra in game is missing a magic item known as the Scarab Brooch of Usirian, which in the lore made him completely immune to magic, which is what allowed him to rout Nagash on his second attempt to take Nehekhara. During the End Times, Nagash only beats Settra *after* devouring Usirian, which likely sapped the brooch of any power.
4:57 "A treacherous pirate known for betraying trustworthy allies", while making a reference for when he betrayed her (the only ally) to finish his chemical warfare campaign in a somehow acceptable way
Recently found another channel that seems like it'd be perfect for you to have a Multiplayer crossover episode with; "Brilliant Stupidity". Love the content as always, Grim! Hope you're doing well!
The grim kleaper is the impediment of “quality over quantity” he might not release videos often but dear god when he does is it high freaking quality and a absolute banger!
I found your amazing Warhammer videos completely by accident (I think Spiff maaay have skewed my algorithm a bit) and let me say, I am so pleased I did. They are an absolute riot, and they always make me want to play more Total War! Which is great! ...except I suck at Total War. Oh well, keep up the awesome content!
Truly hope there is more Total War Warhammer videos like this in the future from ya! Seems rare to have a video in this editing / comedic style for a game like this :) you do a very swell job at it, my hat off to you sir!
As a gamer, I can't help but express my admiration for the game you've created. From vibrant graphics and emotionally-rich storytelling to innovative gameplay, every aspect of the game has captivated me from start to finish. The effort and passion you've poured into the project are truly commendable, and I hope you continue to deliver exceptional and memorable experiences for the gaming community
You can rename settlements. Select them and then double click their names. It should allow you to do it. Also, you can Rename your faction if you want Poland. Click on the shield right top corner, your faction stats and etc are there. Near your name there should be a quill, click it and you can rename.
Love your content it js so entertaining and no one else ive seen on UA-cam plays games like this and has hilarious commentary. Also love your Rim World Content !
"if I had it my way you'd be dealt with fire and hammer" "cool but I didnt ask" literally anytime a boss has one of those dialogs literally what has to be said
I've never played Warhammer. I have never watched a Warhammer UA-cam video. I know absolutely nothing about Warhammer. Yet I thoroughly enjoyed the video! keep them coming!
I Love how this Channel is like The Definition of chaotic evil in every Game. You can not just sit there an not laugh evily as you watch The world burn. Love this channel
Regarding 14:31 : You can click-and-drag the reinforcement spawn point before you start the battle. The time for the reinforcement will increase though.
great video, i'm glad to see that you were able to try playing Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more... Also I agree with that guy in the comments, Tzeentch campaign when? could be funny if you did one and let a random wheel decide your actions. All part of the plan.
I am surprised you just disband instead of merging. With merging you get to keep the experience gained. Also this rogue army had more steam tanks than the empire ever produced in the lore.
Great Video hope to see more Warhammer Content in the future. I know they are a pain to make (playing for 200 hours to get enough material for a 20 minute video) but seeing how many people like your videos I think its worth the effort.
Settra in a nutshell:
“You know what the IRS can’t stop me from doing? Grave robbing.”
Settra is the one that materializes behind a prospective grave robber before recruiting the fool to his army.
@@semi-useful5178 Settra : "Like my blings?. Good, now you can look at it forever as my humble servant."
It´s always fun to rob your deceased relative
Joker: I’m crazy enougth to take on Batman! But the IRS!? NO thank you!
Setra: pitiful.
You know what the IRS can't stop me? From ripping off Sseth and still fail
Setra awakening Nagash just to pimp slap him and steal all his magic is now canon
shoulda just yoinked nagash's tomb lmao
ive never heard the phrase "pimp slap" before but im using it now
This is my new favorite sentence
@@FuknKmsI prefer bitch slap. Pimp slap implies they work for you, and you're just being an asshole. Bitch slap implies they talked shit and got hit.
@@FuknKmspimp slap isn’t that old if you’ve never watched like every 90s movie
About time. I’ve been waiting for an in-depth guide on how to dismantle the IRS with necromancy.
In minecraft
Finally
I wonder if this works with other federal agencies
You may or may not be on a watchlist right now
Pretty easy:
1. Two unavoidable things: death and taxes
2. Death = unavoidable and taxes = unavoidable, therefore death = taxes.
3. Use necromancy to dismantle death.
4. Death is taxes, so you have dismantled taxation, and thusly the IRS.
5. Profit (untaxed).
12:41 “here’s thirty thousand dollars we are now friends” is a line that brings me so much happiness xD
Him earlier:
“Nothing would be better than to grind your bones and armies into the very sands!”
**slaps 40 thousand dollars on the table**
“You know, The Mummy was a pretty good movie…”
thats me to cothique in my Orion campaign (wh 2)
and before "there s a random armie with 7 grenadiers with 6 steam tanks. and that s not all. there s also a second one with 8 steam tanks"
If there is something i have learned, diplomacy is a lot easier with a hefty bank account.
I'm glad all my rewatches of the Skaven campaign contributed to more TW3 videos from you.
I am proud to be half of the views on that video
@@testaccount7650 I am proud to be the other half
and i felt that
And I’m proud to be the other *other* half
@@mazzimazzi I thought I was the other half
4:28 you can change settlement names, quill on the province menu in top right.
poland
@@Canadian_Ice Poland
Poland
Poland
Polandria
When they said nothing is certain except death and taxes, I don’t think they meant them at the same time 😂
Settra defied death, he can defy taxes too
@@setster007 "Nothing is certain but death and taxes!" *Setra raising an army of skeletons that doesn't require payment and therefore no salary tax.*
“I don’t care who the IRS sends I’m not paying my taxes” ~Settra
Why should i give them to the government? they're *My* taxes, arent they? -Settra, probably
Settra is probably the only being in all the Warhammer universe (both Fantasy and 40k) that would actually be powerful enough to fight the IRS
@@ladywaffle2210what about sigmar
@@kubamcmillan3078 Had to become a god to avoid death instead of Doom Slayer-ing his way out of death and terrifying the Chaos Gods so much that they gave him a completely new and perfect body free of any sort of strings just so he wouldn't mash their dicks into paste and force-feed it to them by shoving it so far up their asses it appeared in their mouths
So did the IRS hire Nagash as a collector?
Hopefully we’ll get more of these more frequently. I’d love to see a Disciples of Tzeentch campaign
Or a Bad Moonz campaign.
A noctilus campaign would be funny, undead ship doomstack
Playing Tzeentch except you randomly fucking bail on your allies every 5th turn and do weird stuff
@@poggestfrog so basically average Tzeentch player playing a rts
@@NightMeteor21 exactly
Never played any of Total War, but these videos are absolutely addicting. Keep it up, дружище
you should play it. Its so damn fun if you know how to live and destroy in the game
“Then, for the the second time in my 1000 hours across all three games, I might actually finish a campaign.”
R E A L
If the turns change wouldn't change into such a slide show, I might would continue many campaigns.
@@Manslayer-eo1nh I haven't been playing the game long and I already have abandoned a campaign and about to start a new one
Stellaris playthroughs be like
Yeah there always comes this point where you've unlocked every unit, could basically auto resolve every battle and managing all the different cities you dont really give a shit about anymore becomes too tedious.
story of my life i always start a new campaign
I really liked it when King Whackoff said "It's whacking time!" And started whacking everyone off
Normally I despise this particular meme template, but I'll make an exception here, because this one actually works quite well! 😂👏
King Whakaff's Gigantic Boner sprays his load all over the battlefield
With his Boner Guant unloading all over them
Tomb Kings were already fun, but the tweaks they got in 3 have made them an absolute blast. Having much easier access to Ushabti really makes their early game (previously a somewhat boring slog) a lot more exciting.
It's also easier since the tier 2 barracks give you one division of tier 3 infantery too, which is much more then we go in wh2.
Nothing like constructing your own demise (victory). This was amazing, your editing is spot on.
Perfect. Fucking flawless masterpiece of a video. Quality editing, 7 jokes every 3 seconds, and that damn scoobydoo sound effect. God bless you
This is my first of video of yours.
I have watched many humorous total war playthroughs.
Your’s has been the funniest.
*WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE*
King Wahkaf and his gigamtic boner
I desperately want more of these, i love the way you put these together
I've been waiting for this since the last one. PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!
You have no absolute clue how much I love kleapers videos, I found him off of rimworld videos and ever since ive been on a bench watch rave of all his videos
Dude I love your videos. Everything always goes crazy and I love all of it.
I discover your channel with the Skaven video, your Warhammer stuff is GOD TIER. Keep the good work KING.
I love the warhammer videos, always make me smile when I’m depressed.
Same 🥰
Keep your head up bro, hope you get better
Well that's one hell of an attention-grabbing title.
"I stole my enemies organs": h i
I some how was able to read the "rim world"
Commiting genocide speedrun
The editing and humor get better and better with each episode man, amazing work!
I watch your Geneva Convention video when I need background sound while doing the dishes. I'm on approximately 20 rewatches in a month. Really glad to see this vid
Amazing how word of Aranessa's betrayal of her loyal allies the Skaven has reached the Tomb Kings. Truly the stuff of legends.
Never been more hyped for a video!
Future me will tell me if it met my expectations.
Fun fact!
Settra in game is missing a magic item known as the Scarab Brooch of Usirian, which in the lore made him completely immune to magic, which is what allowed him to rout Nagash on his second attempt to take Nehekhara.
During the End Times, Nagash only beats Settra *after* devouring Usirian, which likely sapped the brooch of any power.
Kiitos!
You deserve more likes and subscribers, this is quality content and i mean it, i am always happy when u upload, good job 👍
These are some of my favourite on UA-cam, I've rewatched the Skaven one over two dozen times ! The jokes and editing are god tier
That end game-tune of Starcraft classic. Thanks for another extremely funny video-adventure of the world of Warhammer Fantasy! :D
My ears did enjoy that classic terran crafty star game music
4:57 "A treacherous pirate known for betraying trustworthy allies", while making a reference for when he betrayed her (the only ally) to finish his chemical warfare campaign in a somehow acceptable way
Recently found another channel that seems like it'd be perfect for you to have a Multiplayer crossover episode with; "Brilliant Stupidity".
Love the content as always, Grim! Hope you're doing well!
I love how the whole thing ends with "You didn't think I'd forget, Kairos?" And then proceeding to gank his feathered ass right back to the Warp.
The grim kleaper is the impediment of “quality over quantity” he might not release videos often but dear god when he does is it high freaking quality and a absolute banger!
Kind of like Oversimplified! 👍🏻
You mean “epitome”? Because “impediment” is… kinda the opposite.
@@OneBiasedOpinion look i have dyslexia and english ain’t my first language so spelling mistakes are bound to be made.
@@simonmalmstrom9593 That's.... not a spelling mistake, friend. That's an entirely different word. It appears you were going for "embodiment"
@@mattbrown482 p looks like b a flipped b, and e and o are both round, so I can kinda see how dyslexia lead to that mistake
Your Skaven video was an absolute treat, so imagine how excited I was when I saw you uploaded another Warhammer video. Pls pls pls make more
I found your amazing Warhammer videos completely by accident (I think Spiff maaay have skewed my algorithm a bit) and let me say, I am so pleased I did. They are an absolute riot, and they always make me want to play more Total War! Which is great!
...except I suck at Total War. Oh well, keep up the awesome content!
Truly hope there is more Total War Warhammer videos like this in the future from ya! Seems rare to have a video in this editing / comedic style for a game like this :) you do a very swell job at it, my hat off to you sir!
“How dare you take what I had fully stolen?” Is definitely what I say when I’m playing any sort of strategy game.
This is the most hilarious Total war campaign I ever watched. Subscribed! You deserve it. I had lot of 😂 joy
1:44 as an Amazon employee. I can confirm that the backrooms would be a better place for our break times.
As a gamer, I can't help but express my admiration for the game you've created. From vibrant graphics and emotionally-rich storytelling to innovative gameplay, every aspect of the game has captivated me from start to finish. The effort and passion you've poured into the project are truly commendable, and I hope you continue to deliver exceptional and memorable experiences for the gaming community
You can rename settlements. Select them and then double click their names. It should allow you to do it.
Also, you can Rename your faction if you want Poland. Click on the shield right top corner, your faction stats and etc are there. Near your name there should be a quill, click it and you can rename.
Love your content it js so entertaining and no one else ive seen on UA-cam plays games like this and has hilarious commentary. Also love your Rim World Content !
"if I had it my way you'd be dealt with fire and hammer" "cool but I didnt ask" literally anytime a boss has one of those dialogs literally what has to be said
I've never played Warhammer. I have never watched a Warhammer UA-cam video. I know absolutely nothing about Warhammer. Yet I thoroughly enjoyed the video! keep them coming!
5:52
Settra actually killed all his kids to make a deal with the gods.
Settra does not serve but he knows a good deal when he sees one.
damn you and that starcraft 1 music kicking in at 4:30... my nostalgia can only handle so many memories
I am a actual skeleton and I can confirm that we dont pay taxes
Easily your best edited and most efficiently made videos. You're my new favorite UA-camr dude! Keep it up!!
He really said "i pay you 100$ to f*ck off"
man I really love your total war vids, full of irony, sarcasm and just good shit overall lmao! you've earned my sub buddy
I can't believe Sartosa would betray such staunch allies like the Skaven.
I'm so happy you've released another video!!! I've been binge watching your content cause it's all so good!!!
14:54 Travis Scott concert is how id describe it
I Love how this Channel is like The Definition of chaotic evil in every Game. You can not just sit there an not laugh evily as you watch The world burn.
Love this channel
at the end of time Chaos offered Settra salvation should he become corrupted into chaos. He replied: Serra does not serve
I absolutely love your war hammer videos man, the storytelling is 10/10 awesome work dude
This is how last season of Game of Thrones should be like 💀
“May god have mercy, cause I definitely won’t.” 0:46 you don’t know how many times I had to pick myself off the floor laughing at this part.
Lets goooooo more of the kleapster to binge!
Another masterpiece to match the Skaven video. I don't even play this game but your commentary, jokes, and editing keep me engaged the entire time.
Regarding 14:31 :
You can click-and-drag the reinforcement spawn point before you start the battle. The time for the reinforcement will increase though.
IMO best entertainment on YT right now. Love your warhammer vids!
You are now obligated to do the other obscure and over powered factions of the game
For the first time in my life im watching the same video over and over again. And i don't feel bored .
5:47
Sucker for Love: First Date
There you go.
great video, i'm glad to see that you were able to try playing Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Also I agree with that guy in the comments, Tzeentch campaign when? could be funny if you did one and let a random wheel decide your actions.
All part of the plan.
3:30
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Both
Your humor is truly amazing. I giggled so many times throughout this video.
2:40 was unexpected and I can’t stop laughing
As soon as I saw the title, I knew this was a superior channel
I am surprised you just disband instead of merging. With merging you get to keep the experience gained. Also this rogue army had more steam tanks than the empire ever produced in the lore.
I just realized that there are references to my 2 other favorite Warhammer UA-camrs
4:15
You can rename cities. You can even rename your faction.
Man this is some of the best gameplay narration I have ever seen.
And yes, that is a paradox.
7:07 peak male performance
What do you mean? I just watched a frog or toad try to eat the other while it was edited to be hilarious!
Pacing, editing, gameplay
All immaculate, probably my favorite TW3 video ever
Questionable on the gameplay
8:25 lol you were using hittler logic there "i attacked poland, not the uk, why are you saying i started the war?"
Finally it's been decades since you uploaded
Ok step 1: learn necromancy
Great Video hope to see more Warhammer Content in the future. I know they are a pain to make (playing for 200 hours to get enough material for a 20 minute video) but seeing how many people like your videos I think its worth the effort.
Whats the music at 14:02
Bro you are actually a comic genius!! Geniunly laughed my ass off the whole way through this video! Keep up the awesome content! 😂
7:47 every politician
Love the way your editing has been going recently, good stuff
6:40 is that a 219x6 metal pipe 🥴🥴🥴
haven't played a total war game since rome 2 but your edits are just too good! really entertaining stuff
Who is "the world" at 0:17?
Joe
You don’t want to know
Skele ton
Wait dad?
I feel immense pride that something called "Dismantling the IRS With Necromancy" is something that appears on my home page
Ah yes, my monthly dose of war crimes...
I freaking loved this Sethh style video! And 15 min of it! Amazin'!
my grandma mas somewhere in those battles
As someone who knows some lore, watching the tombkings crush manlet Voncumrag is *VERY SATISFYING.*
This is exactly the information I needed in my life, subbed
4:44 vai brasil
I am from Brazil
I have changed a lot :(
This is my first time watching you and I’m already hooked
I have no idea what was going on. The entire video seemed like a feaver dream. I love it