Dismantling the IRS with Necromancy
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- ALL HAIL Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
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Settra in a nutshell:
“You know what the IRS can’t stop me from doing? Grave robbing.”
Settra is the one that materializes behind a prospective grave robber before recruiting the fool to his army.
@@semi-useful5178 Settra : "Like my blings?. Good, now you can look at it forever as my humble servant."
It´s always fun to rob your deceased relative
Joker: I’m crazy enougth to take on Batman! But the IRS!? NO thank you!
Setra: pitiful.
You know what the IRS can't stop me? From ripping off Sseth and still fail
Setra awakening Nagash just to pimp slap him and steal all his magic is now canon
shoulda just yoinked nagash's tomb lmao
ive never heard the phrase "pimp slap" before but im using it now
This is my new favorite sentence
@@FuknKmsI prefer bitch slap. Pimp slap implies they work for you, and you're just being an asshole. Bitch slap implies they talked shit and got hit.
@@FuknKmspimp slap isn’t that old if you’ve never watched like every 90s movie
12:41 “here’s thirty thousand dollars we are now friends” is a line that brings me so much happiness xD
Him earlier:
“Nothing would be better than to grind your bones and armies into the very sands!”
**slaps 40 thousand dollars on the table**
“You know, The Mummy was a pretty good movie…”
thats me to cothique in my Orion campaign (wh 2)
and before "there s a random armie with 7 grenadiers with 6 steam tanks. and that s not all. there s also a second one with 8 steam tanks"
If there is something i have learned, diplomacy is a lot easier with a hefty bank account.
I'm glad all my rewatches of the Skaven campaign contributed to more TW3 videos from you.
I am proud to be half of the views on that video
@@testaccount7650 I am proud to be the other half
and i felt that
And I’m proud to be the other *other* half
@@mazzimazzi I thought I was the other half
When they said nothing is certain except death and taxes, I don’t think they meant them at the same time 😂
Settra defied death, he can defy taxes too
@@setster007 "Nothing is certain but death and taxes!" *Setra raising an army of skeletons that doesn't require payment and therefore no salary tax.*
About time. I’ve been waiting for an in-depth guide on how to dismantle the IRS with necromancy.
In minecraft
Finally
I wonder if this works with other federal agencies
You may or may not be on a watchlist right now
Pretty easy:
1. Two unavoidable things: death and taxes
2. Death = unavoidable and taxes = unavoidable, therefore death = taxes.
3. Use necromancy to dismantle death.
4. Death is taxes, so you have dismantled taxation, and thusly the IRS.
5. Profit (untaxed).
“I don’t care who the IRS sends I’m not paying my taxes” ~Settra
Why should i give them to the government? they're *My* taxes, arent they? -Settra, probably
Settra is probably the only being in all the Warhammer universe (both Fantasy and 40k) that would actually be powerful enough to fight the IRS
@@ladywaffle2210what about sigmar
@@kubamcmillan3078 Had to become a god to avoid death instead of Doom Slayer-ing his way out of death and terrifying the Chaos Gods so much that they gave him a completely new and perfect body free of any sort of strings just so he wouldn't mash their dicks into paste and force-feed it to them by shoving it so far up their asses it appeared in their mouths
So did the IRS hire Nagash as a collector?
Hopefully we’ll get more of these more frequently. I’d love to see a Disciples of Tzeentch campaign
Or a Bad Moonz campaign.
A noctilus campaign would be funny, undead ship doomstack
Playing Tzeentch except you randomly fucking bail on your allies every 5th turn and do weird stuff
@@poggestfrog so basically average Tzeentch player playing a rts
@@NightMeteor21 exactly
“Then, for the the second time in my 1000 hours across all three games, I might actually finish a campaign.”
R E A L
If the turns change wouldn't change into such a slide show, I might would continue many campaigns.
@@Manslayer-eo1nh I haven't been playing the game long and I already have abandoned a campaign and about to start a new one
Stellaris playthroughs be like
Yeah there always comes this point where you've unlocked every unit, could basically auto resolve every battle and managing all the different cities you dont really give a shit about anymore becomes too tedious.
story of my life i always start a new campaign
Never played any of Total War, but these videos are absolutely addicting. Keep it up, дружище
you should play it. Its so damn fun if you know how to live and destroy in the game
Tomb Kings were already fun, but the tweaks they got in 3 have made them an absolute blast. Having much easier access to Ushabti really makes their early game (previously a somewhat boring slog) a lot more exciting.
It's also easier since the tier 2 barracks give you one division of tier 3 infantery too, which is much more then we go in wh2.
*WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE*
Well that's one hell of an attention-grabbing title.
"I stole my enemies organs": h i
I some how was able to read the "rim world"
Nothing like constructing your own demise (victory). This was amazing, your editing is spot on.
Perfect. Fucking flawless masterpiece of a video. Quality editing, 7 jokes every 3 seconds, and that damn scoobydoo sound effect. God bless you
I've been waiting for this since the last one. PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact!
Settra in game is missing a magic item known as the Scarab Brooch of Usirian, which in the lore made him completely immune to magic, which is what allowed him to rout Nagash on his second attempt to take Nehekhara.
During the End Times, Nagash only beats Settra *after* devouring Usirian, which likely sapped the brooch of any power.
You have no absolute clue how much I love kleapers videos, I found him off of rimworld videos and ever since ive been on a bench watch rave of all his videos
Amazing how word of Aranessa's betrayal of her loyal allies the Skaven has reached the Tomb Kings. Truly the stuff of legends.
I love the warhammer videos, always make me smile when I’m depressed.
Same 🥰
Keep your head up bro, hope you get better
The grim kleaper is the impediment of “quality over quantity” he might not release videos often but dear god when he does is it high freaking quality and a absolute banger!
Kind of like Oversimplified! 👍🏻
You mean “epitome”? Because “impediment” is… kinda the opposite.
@@OneBiasedOpinion look i have dyslexia and english ain’t my first language so spelling mistakes are bound to be made.
@@simonmalmstrom9593 That's.... not a spelling mistake, friend. That's an entirely different word. It appears you were going for "embodiment"
@@mattbrown482 p looks like b a flipped b, and e and o are both round, so I can kinda see how dyslexia lead to that mistake
I desperately want more of these, i love the way you put these together
This is my first of video of yours.
I have watched many humorous total war playthroughs.
Your’s has been the funniest.
14:54 Travis Scott concert is how id describe it
Dude I love your videos. Everything always goes crazy and I love all of it.
Recently found another channel that seems like it'd be perfect for you to have a Multiplayer crossover episode with; "Brilliant Stupidity".
Love the content as always, Grim! Hope you're doing well!
“How dare you take what I had fully stolen?” Is definitely what I say when I’m playing any sort of strategy game.
1:44 as an Amazon employee. I can confirm that the backrooms would be a better place for our break times.
5:52
Settra actually killed all his kids to make a deal with the gods.
Settra does not serve but he knows a good deal when he sees one.
I am a actual skeleton and I can confirm that we dont pay taxes
I discover your channel with the Skaven video, your Warhammer stuff is GOD TIER. Keep the good work KING.
The editing and humor get better and better with each episode man, amazing work!
He really said "i pay you 100$ to f*ck off"
You deserve more likes and subscribers, this is quality content and i mean it, i am always happy when u upload, good job 👍
You can rename settlements. Select them and then double click their names. It should allow you to do it.
Also, you can Rename your faction if you want Poland. Click on the shield right top corner, your faction stats and etc are there. Near your name there should be a quill, click it and you can rename.
I watch your Geneva Convention video when I need background sound while doing the dishes. I'm on approximately 20 rewatches in a month. Really glad to see this vid
at the end of time Chaos offered Settra salvation should he become corrupted into chaos. He replied: Serra does not serve
As a gamer, I can't help but express my admiration for the game you've created. From vibrant graphics and emotionally-rich storytelling to innovative gameplay, every aspect of the game has captivated me from start to finish. The effort and passion you've poured into the project are truly commendable, and I hope you continue to deliver exceptional and memorable experiences for the gaming community
This is how last season of Game of Thrones should be like 💀
These are some of my favourite on UA-cam, I've rewatched the Skaven one over two dozen times ! The jokes and editing are god tier
5:47
Sucker for Love: First Date
There you go.
This is the most hilarious Total war campaign I ever watched. Subscribed! You deserve it. I had lot of 😂 joy
I can't believe Sartosa would betray such staunch allies like the Skaven.
Pacing, editing, gameplay
All immaculate, probably my favorite TW3 video ever
Questionable on the gameplay
I found your amazing Warhammer videos completely by accident (I think Spiff maaay have skewed my algorithm a bit) and let me say, I am so pleased I did. They are an absolute riot, and they always make me want to play more Total War! Which is great!
...except I suck at Total War. Oh well, keep up the awesome content!
"Tweedle Dum and Dumber" has to be the funniest yet most glossed over joke I've ever seen you make
7:47 every politician
For the first time in my life im watching the same video over and over again. And i don't feel bored .
I am surprised you just disband instead of merging. With merging you get to keep the experience gained. Also this rogue army had more steam tanks than the empire ever produced in the lore.
Your Skaven video was an absolute treat, so imagine how excited I was when I saw you uploaded another Warhammer video. Pls pls pls make more
Ok step 1: learn necromancy
You know, I think the IRS must have hired that rouge army with the steam tanks to collect their money.
great video, i'm glad to see that you were able to try playing Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Also I agree with that guy in the comments, Tzeentch campaign when? could be funny if you did one and let a random wheel decide your actions.
All part of the plan.
You are now obligated to do the other obscure and over powered factions of the game
I've never played Warhammer. I have never watched a Warhammer UA-cam video. I know absolutely nothing about Warhammer. Yet I thoroughly enjoyed the video! keep them coming!
4:15
You can rename cities. You can even rename your faction.
2:40 was unexpected and I can’t stop laughing
Finally it's been decades since you uploaded
I Love how this Channel is like The Definition of chaotic evil in every Game. You can not just sit there an not laugh evily as you watch The world burn.
Love this channel
Ah yes, my monthly dose of war crimes...
There are 2 certainties in life, death and taxes this guy just said nope to both of them
8:25 lol you were using hittler logic there "i attacked poland, not the uk, why are you saying i started the war?"
My god have mercy, I certainly won't
- The Grim Kleaper 2023
I have no idea what was going on. The entire video seemed like a feaver dream. I love it
I just realized that there are references to my 2 other favorite Warhammer UA-camrs
IMO best entertainment on YT right now. Love your warhammer vids!
3:30
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Both
4:44 vai brasil
I am from Brazil
Another masterpiece to match the Skaven video. I don't even play this game but your commentary, jokes, and editing keep me engaged the entire time.
6:40 is that a 219x6 metal pipe 🥴🥴🥴
“You say taxes, I hear killdozer.”
~Settra
my grandma mas somewhere in those battles
I'm so happy you've released another video!!! I've been binge watching your content cause it's all so good!!!
Whats the music at 15:38
StarCraft 1 terrain soundtrack
"Like zoinks scoob those civilians where unarmed" Undead Necromancer, 2023
I feel immense pride that something called "Dismantling the IRS With Necromancy" is something that appears on my home page
Who is "the world" at 0:17?
Joe
You don’t want to know
I got too distracted by the amazing StarCraft soundtrack to focus on what actually went on in the video. Great choice.
“May god have mercy, cause I definitely won’t.” 0:46 you don’t know how many times I had to pick myself off the floor laughing at this part.
This is exactly the information I needed in my life, subbed
I freaking loved this Sethh style video! And 15 min of it! Amazin'!
I absolutely love your war hammer videos man, the storytelling is 10/10 awesome work dude
Man this is some of the best gameplay narration I have ever seen.
And yes, that is a paradox.
This is the ONLY game that is IMPOSSIBLE for me to play without an SSD, I don't even bother just from spite
As soon as I saw the title, I knew this was a superior channel
Idk why but Arkhen flailing about to the FNAF jumpscare sound is one of the funniest things
I think my favourite part of this guys content is the age of empires music in the background; pure nostalgia
Tomb Kings: >Murdering everything and everyone across the desert sands.<
Wood Elves: "Yo, _please sign this non-aggression pact. o_o"_
They knew their fate, i'm sure of it.
Me when I use my advanced Sorceries (pipe bombs) on the evil warlord (IRS agent)
Oh man I don't think you'd be doing another one of these. They're awesome, keep it up ! Maybe a video about happily ransacking the coastlines of EVERYWHERE as the Vampire Coast next ?
I have quite literally no idea what's going on in these videos, I don't even play Warhammer, but this is beyond entertaining
I’m getting some amount of The Spiffing Brit vibes from you, fuckin outstanding. Can’t wait to check out the rest of your content
My headcannon for kroak dying is that when he died he just simply said no and came back.
"How dare you take what I've rightfully stolen."
That is a supreme vibe.
Never knew Zapp Branigan read Setra’s “The Art of Slapping Bitches.”
“When in doubt, send in wave after wave of your men until you drown your enemies in a sea of your own mens corpses.”
11:30 “Research” just being LegendofTotalWar’s channel is amazing crossover
Those are some damn nostalgic music choices at least for me.
Bro you are actually a comic genius!! Geniunly laughed my ass off the whole way through this video! Keep up the awesome content! 😂
“Cause Setra is a dick” that line always makes me giggle
Good to see that at least someone is aware of the so-called "IRS" going around and telling people they owe them money