Imagine being a Dark Elf. You spent your time fighting knights, vikings, other elves and Scottish dwarves, and so far you've prevailed. And then, a bunch of technologically inferior lizard come to your place and successfully conquer it without much casualties.
I mean technically the lizardmen as a faction have spaceships...that's what their temple cities are. Anything other than Slaan probably don't really understand it though.
The Dark Elf lord getting drenched by salamander fire and the Dark Elves insisting "I will not die today!" and promptly dying gave me a hearty chuckle. This video made my day.
Jesus, 1:13 is so damn accurate. I try and use a mod that removes the puzzles and reverts them back to the dilemmas but I find its slow to update with each patch
The puzzles are just solvable enough so you feel like you need to try, but just incomprehensible enough to be infuriating and not worth the effort. The face puzzles anyways. The Sudoku and Dice puzzles are easy as hell.
Old /v/, 2008 or so, they came up with a theory about video games. Any video game that has dinosaurs, in any form, is made strictly better if compared to a hypothetical same game that doesn't have dinosaurs. Total War Warhammer 1, no dinosaurs, moderate success. Total War Warhammer 2, dinosaurs, incredible success. Coincidence?
Cool video, i'll link it to my friend as a guide how to play Last Defenders - he was struggling to eliminate clan Mordkin in our ME coop. You get bonus points for not using ballistadons.
The lizardman despite having some underminded mechanics and missing very specific units, they are fun as hell, they are melee focus and their range options are ok, but their siege range options are amazing, but the carnosaur, an absolute large killer.
@@mikkelangelokers9965 When the lizardman started out, their first DLC was teh Prophet and the warlock, lets say I was missing skinks with spears, now for a long time I thought Skinks with javelins filled that roster for a lightweight spear unit and I was wrong, plus I think lizardman need skinks with antilarge capabilties and light cavalry for lizard Moses, and TikTaqTo could use a few more flyers. ITs just me. As for mechanics, the geomantic web is talked about but I never made such buildings and went by just fine.
3:57 By Itzl, no, please no... Nooooo!! B-but why you do the rituals before having conquered the Southlands? Razordon hunting pack are more suited to fight chaos due to armor piercing.
@@thiagotrentin7343 Yeah I used them in several battles now, they have better range and stun foot lords and heroes, they decimate large targets even if they are less precise than razordons.
bro imagine training to be the absolute best unit in your army, and an army of salamanders that ate too much hot cheetos just show up to your doorstep, and started lighting you the fuck up with their spicy vomit balls 7:06
I kept solving all the puzzles by pasting them in photoshop and actually moving the rings around. My brain just couldnt handle turning them in my head.
So at 1:29 idk if my game is broken, but every time I get this puzzle, I pick that option and it’s always the correct one. So if you see this comment, try this strat out and let me know if it works for you too
It's all fun and games until the Skaven throw an army that like 40-60% gutterrunners that your slow lizard ass isn't going to catch Or worse you beat one army only for them to throw Three full stacks at you from nowhere
When you ambush Skaven:
"How the turned tables..."
"How the turns have tabled"
"...how the turning tables, how the tables have turns, how turned these tables are..."
@@iskog.831 "how the turbles have tabling"
They can't turn a table if a dinosaur knocks it down.
Honestly, a lizard on the back of an EVEN BIGGER LIZARD really just makes SENSE
The XXX lizard story
we need a lizard on a lizard on a lizard next....
One year ago before ever playing the game, that would have been the most confusing 11 minutes of my week. Now I simply nod and smile.
I’m new here so that’s how I feel rn
Who would win
The full might of the hosts of chaos or a bunch of spicy lizards
imagine being a big boy chaos demon coming to this planet being like, yo this gonna be easy, only to get clapped by some scaly boys
@@danielson1463 Lord Krok sun nukes him to a true death
“It’s not like they can’t follow us into the realm of chaos tho hehe”
Oxyotl: *doom music*
Sounds like oblivion Argonians 🤣
who needs outriders when you have salamanders
yo
Shutupshutupshutup outrider grenade launchers are perfect they don’t have a rival no one can rival them shutup
@@gamingrambles aye! wazzzup!
@@poyloos4834 its just a joke! i do love outriders!!!!
deadass lizard artillery
vampire: "I have lived hundreds of years and have slain any foe before me... Is that a fkn T-Rex man riding a T-Rex?"
Imagine being a Dark Elf.
You spent your time fighting knights, vikings, other elves and Scottish dwarves, and so far you've prevailed.
And then, a bunch of technologically inferior lizard come to your place and successfully conquer it without much casualties.
Well the lizardmen are older and technologically superior than the druchii or asur, but i guess salamender specifically aren't xD
Lizardmen with orbital cannons are technologically inferior??
@@sertonetix dude irl salamender are older than dino
When you're technologically inferior, but so much more biologically superior
I mean technically the lizardmen as a faction have spaceships...that's what their temple cities are. Anything other than Slaan probably don't really understand it though.
"I won't die today" Last words of an enemy to the old ones (great video btw)
The memes are strong in this one
Also, I just realized this might be the first Warhammer meme video I've seen on the Vortex campaign. Well done
Yo
QUAAC-GAR doing the work of The Old Ones.
Subbin' right now.
The Winner takes all
Markus
Wulfhart
That corkscrew jump into killing the enemy lord was incredible
ZA WARUDO
Putting diplomacy whos sole purpose is to declare wars into a game called Total War has to be one the greatest running jokes ever.
Yer it's even funnier when people complain about it since in the end you will just wipe out your allies anyway
The Dark Elf lord getting drenched by salamander fire and the Dark Elves insisting "I will not die today!" and promptly dying gave me a hearty chuckle. This video made my day.
How to win as Lizardmen:
Step 1: only use monstrous units.
Step 2: win.
So, basically use only the most lizardy of lizards? Seems legit.
Jesus, 1:13 is so damn accurate. I try and use a mod that removes the puzzles and reverts them back to the dilemmas but I find its slow to update with each patch
The puzzles are just solvable enough so you feel like you need to try, but just incomprehensible enough to be infuriating and not worth the effort.
The face puzzles anyways. The Sudoku and Dice puzzles are easy as hell.
I just use the steam guide/answers-guide for them.
I'm still angry they removed dilemmas for shit that doesn't even fit outside of Lustria
I hate the puzzles so much
@@dac314 Except some of sudoku puzzles have two possible solutions! Who tf designed these???
2:51, the first appearance of Wind Blast, the greatest weapon passed down by the Old Ones.
Been a while since I've entertained a salamander horde. Sotek calls...
Old /v/, 2008 or so, they came up with a theory about video games. Any video game that has dinosaurs, in any form, is made strictly better if compared to a hypothetical same game that doesn't have dinosaurs.
Total War Warhammer 1, no dinosaurs, moderate success. Total War Warhammer 2, dinosaurs, incredible success. Coincidence?
Total War Warhammer 3, no dinosaurs at launch, mixed reviews. I think you're onto something...
Dinosaurs are lame as hell
Each day I add another prayer that someone figured out how to make custom characters for vermintide 2 so we can play a lizardman
Memes, warhammer, cinematic battle overview, great and agreable format to watch. You, sir, have gotten a new follower
Skaven next, yes-yes. The Giant Rat that makes all of the rules demands it, man-thing!
Honestly this video has showed me a lot of what I'm doing wrong in my campaigns.
Physical pain watching you disband my favorite unit in this faction. XD Kroxigor may not be great but God I love them
I just unlocked them last night, they're not great? But they're like, devouring all the infantry I put in front of them!
I've never heard of the salamanders being such a terror on the tabletop.
Vulkan is proud, so friggin proud of this glorious display!
This was very entertaining to watch
Can't wait to see part 2
To be fair, in NYC the mutant rats would be the ones riding the sewer alligators.
"I WILL NOT DIE-"
~ Some dead elf
Cool video, i'll link it to my friend as a guide how to play Last Defenders - he was struggling to eliminate clan Mordkin in our ME coop. You get bonus points for not using ballistadons.
Fantastic work cant wait for more!!!
2:27 Minecraft looking good, ngl
I just came here for that dope titlecard.
The lizardman despite having some underminded mechanics and missing very specific units, they are fun as hell, they are melee focus and their range options are ok, but their siege range options are amazing, but the carnosaur, an absolute large killer.
What specific units are you referring to?
@@mikkelangelokers9965 When the lizardman started out, their first DLC was teh Prophet and the warlock, lets say I was missing skinks with spears, now for a long time I thought Skinks with javelins filled that roster for a lightweight spear unit and I was wrong, plus I think lizardman need skinks with antilarge capabilties and light cavalry for lizard Moses, and TikTaqTo could use a few more flyers. ITs just me.
As for mechanics, the geomantic web is talked about but I never made such buildings and went by just fine.
Can't wait for Part 2!
It melts my heart everytime I see a Skink hero unit card and their just cheesing at the camera🧀🧀🧀
This video is the very first indoctrination to the entiredy of Warhammer as a whole... This is just amazing AF. still holds it to this day
7:28 when dragon spits in army - army is willing. When army spits in dragon, he falls of the sky
This deserves way more views.
...I was confused until I realized this was vortex.
The only reason why anyone would play lizards is to watch rat-men die sooner.
However, the irony is that this reasoning is why I play Skaven.
3:57 By Itzl, no, please no... Nooooo!!
B-but why you do the rituals before having conquered the Southlands?
Razordon hunting pack are more suited to fight chaos due to armor piercing.
Pretty sure the salamanders still are better because of the explosions
@@thiagotrentin7343 Yeah I used them in several battles now, they have better range and stun foot lords and heroes, they decimate large targets even if they are less precise than razordons.
The bit with the puzzles is most definitely accurate...
Sneaking up on an army of rats with twenty foot tall crocodile men and literal dinosaurs? Makes sense.
Yes I've waited so long and my paycents has been rewarded
I approve of this in its entirety, lizardmen OP.
Ahh yes, Lizardbois killing edge lords. Not so sure about the rat-killing part, though yes-yes...
lookin up the puzzles had me DYING!!
This makes me want to play this game again, thank you
bro imagine training to be the absolute best unit in your army, and an army of salamanders that ate too much hot cheetos just show up to your doorstep, and started lighting you the fuck up with their spicy vomit balls 7:06
waves of salamander fire truly is a thing of beauty
Kroq-gar on that trex brings back a lot of triggering memories
1:25 And that is why I play with the puzzle solution awnser mod.
"But we have guns."
Counterargument.. dinosaurs
I kept solving all the puzzles by pasting them in photoshop and actually moving the rings around. My brain just couldnt handle turning them in my head.
That New York City edit was funny as fuck
Whenever I play kroq I just go straight for Malus to make sure he’s not a Payne later
lesson i learned from this video: salamander
1:49 This GTAIV clip literally sums up Mazdamundi’s relationship with the rest of the slann priests.
The poopoopeepee lizard spam is hysterical.
Skaven tribe being ambushed, i've seen everything now
Once you got the salamanders, it was like the D-Day landings. x.x
Spicy lizards are my favorite faction to play
Fighting the skaven is basically Vietnam, and fire salamanders are napalm
Lizards vs rats New York addition
Oh I got to try that army composition now!
The saurs just dont die. They are profesionals.
“Hey jimmy do you see those orange things” “dont worry john we can kill them easily” “jimmy look up” jimmy:“WHAT THE HECK” shortly after they died.
The Argonian Crusade in Warhammer.
I'm not sure if you've seen Robertus Maximus, but same vibe. Both are absolutely hilarious
Oh good, im not the only one who looks up the puzzle solutions.
So at 1:29 idk if my game is broken, but every time I get this puzzle, I pick that option and it’s always the correct one. So if you see this comment, try this strat out and let me know if it works for you too
They re basically scaly wood elves is my conclusion after watching this video lol
Where's the part with constant rebellion?
1:15 Hahaaa... it's funny because I always do that myself...
The minute you didn't sack city golden tower for like 30 turns I stopped believing this was a real video
Everyone is editable when you're a Lizardman......
Clan Mors make the best sacrifices to Sotek.
mmm that tasty army :D
Dear Quaac, when do you want to release the second part for this experienc?? Btw, love your video❤❤❤
that save is gone : (
@@quaac no...
Noice!!! I’m glad I found dota wtf for TWW. GREAT JOB MATE 😄
1 year later, still waiting on part 2 :(
5 months since the most recent video, still waiting as well
i lost that save :(
@@quaac :( when's the next video coming out anyways. i feel like u'd love the dwarves
@@Serket800 i love dawis for sure, brettonia video coming asap, peasants are so fun to play lol
I've seen enough, i'm subscribing
The Kroxigors aren't too bad if you buff em. Idk maybe I made a mistake making melee armies as KroqGor
I am not joking. When the dial puzzle shows up, i like you in the video just pick the 3rd option. I dont believe i have failed yet.
Good shit. keep it coming
part 2?
Dude I didn't realize just how effective ambushing could be till now.
Damm too show disrespect he just backflip tail slap that dude
Total war warhammer 2 is so much fun
It's all fun and games until the Skaven throw an army that like 40-60% gutterrunners that your slow lizard ass isn't going to catch
Or worse you beat one army only for them to throw Three full stacks at you from nowhere
Thats why YOU should play skaven 10/10 cheese yes -yes !
@@kollesonkel420 is that cheese or just skaven
Spit beats warpstone any day of the week.
Is a salamander stack actually good?
Probably not.
very epic
it is better to make a lot of small gifts than some big ones
Those cool red lizards are DLC units?
Like i have hella no clue where these things live on the map
Golden Norsca
I love the lizard peeps
Got a Skaven video planned?
Hey so how did you get a hero into the army i dont know how
amazing
Yo wat happened to the Tomb Kings video???