Interesting drinks from SCP-294
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
- Ep. 3 of this series that you guys seem to enjoy a lot!
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try out of range if you make another video like this.
@Kurt Schneider because it is funny \
If you create a discord group I would 100% join.
Try the chosen one
Try:
Ketchup
Cup of Joe
ntf-nine tailed fox
Alien blood
Sun
they spent 90% of the game programming what the player can get from this
Developer: So how should we spend the game's budget?
Director;
- 10% Gameplay.
- 10% Art.
- 80% SCP-294
Developer: Yeah sur- Wait WHAT?
I wonder if you can attack 682 with the "SCP 682 KILLER" juice from the machine
@@alanfran it doesn't work
Type area 51
ua-cam.com/video/BDU8meCPMJc/v-deo.html There Are LOTS Of Drinks.
Imagine hearing a D-class yell
"Go away! I'm recording a video!"
the mtf guys would be more desperate bc he’s gonna be posting it on yt
@@saedahabubakar3029 OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
He'd be deaded
xDDDD that would be the end of his life
LMAO
“C-U-M”
“Dispensing...”
*The drink is White*
Meanwhile, someone's balls were just drained somewhere in the facility
tf
Y is that there O_O
The Drink is white BC it's cum
1:18 everybody gangsta till the coffee machine starts nutting
OH SHHH
@@Delta-ch9cc ....
same with blood
Uhuhuh
Ew that's nasty
Stolnikaktus: *tries to film a video*
SCP Announcer: *I’m about to ruin this mans whole career*
Hastanelerde ölüm var! Kardeşim beni dövdü! annenlegel.blogspot.co0m/2019/08/oluyorum-hastane-bakmyor.ht0ml
@@blueWolfYuno What?
Firefly Buffet yeah, I was laughing harder than I was supposed to until I saw the sentence “These things are scarier than any SCP in the game” (Or at least that’s what I think it said)
Yunus Emre he is saying "There are deaths in the hospitals! My sibling beat me up! (Then a link that says 'hospitals don't take care of us')
Søn Avcı - Oyun Ummm creepy very creepy
Someone: *poors cup of beer*
Him: *types beer*
The person with the beer: *wonders why his cup is emptying
Im 69th like nice
@@ItsMikuMonday I'm 70th oof
Mysterious Robloxes and more wait is that how it works? So if you typed your blood would it empty you?
@@Gamingforever-ro5ws probably- it worked that way when someone typed in cup of joe
Sharkbite
249: I can dispense anything
Me: *scp 999 please*
...
Lol
It is liquid soooooo
Takeshii Animations slurp slurp mmmmm
Edit he changed his name so it is now jaiden animations fan
Holy heck exactly what i was thinking
I love how he immediately hides in the corner 😂
Ummm thats not a corner
Then what is it?
Which scp was he hiding from
CRINGY LOGO bruh you just ruined the joke
Lol yeah
Guy : I hope I don't hear an announcement if I move
Game : *no* (gives an announcement)
"Subject D-9341 designated for termination"
Someone had to sit at a desk and think "what would players type into 294, and how do we implement it?"
You get memes and you just have a heart attack with stoned looking eyes
Dev1:hey dude what do you think the players will type in
Dev2:Coffe,Beer,Water
Dev1:nice nice
Dev2:Poison,Acid,Courage
Dev1: a little weird but I like it anything else?
Dev2:Cum
@@husbandogod7241 e s t u s
Imagine at the board meeting
Guy 1: ok we need some more ideas for SCP-294
Guy 2: Red Bull!
Guy 1: ok that works!
Guy 3: **slams fists on table** _C U M_
Guy 4: _w-what?_
Guy 3: *did I fucking stutter*
That one Dev: ight it’s white liquid time boys
*B-L-O-O-D*
DISPENSING
It tastes like red wine
Spits it out
Eli Haggermaker Can confirm.
Eli Haggermaker
I always thought it tasted salty..
Whelp I guess that’s just my blood
MoonlightPlayz it tastes metallic for me
@@sheeloesreallycool kinda tastes like a mix
Just ARP started bleeding on the lip, can agree
I lime how you didn't cut the parts where you hid. It adds this *real* aesthetic that you don't ever see.
LMAO XD
I also lime when people do that
I lemon when people do that
@@akimbo75ty65 I apple when people do that
@@Piper331 interesting
I would've laughed so hard if the red bull actually gave you wings
lmao
You would become an anomaly
You trying to put fun drinks into 294:
The SCP Foundation Announcer: Allow me to introduce myself
c U M
Thank you. This is what got me started on SCP and I now love it.
"Anything you can imagine"
Out of range
I keep forgetting that I’m not watching SCP: Secret Laboratory and being terrified every time the character blinks!
Try "cup joe", "vantablack paint", "liquid plastic", "sense of life", "pen ink"
I want to see this
Joe mama
Female cum☠️
When you type in blood it is a reference to the original scp article for 294, as they tested Jesus’s blood and it was red wine. That is why it tasted like red wine.
Edit: for more context:
"Addendum [SCP-294af]: Researcher produced request for "Blood of Christ". SCP-294 vibrated and produced the message "Hic est enim Calix Sánguinis mei", then produced a paper drinking cup containing approximately 0.12 liters of red grape wine."
Tysm for telling me! I didn’t realize ! :D
R u sure about that
@@gedeonborders8572 Quote the article:
"Addendum [SCP-294af]: Researcher produced request for "Blood of Christ". SCP-294 vibrated and produced the message "Hic est enim Calix Sánguinis mei", then produced a paper drinking cup containing approximately 0.12 liters of red grape wine."
Christian techer :0
Does someone speak better Latin here cuz I need a translation
Skiddadal sedacted your drink is now [REDACTED]
Skiday skidoe, drank a cup of joe.
skidaddle skidacted, your neck is now redacted. yeey
Morning boiling the dispenser is now foiling
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Imagine if you typed in “Epstein” and when you drink it, the same thing happens to you if you drink SCP-173 (Your neck snaps)
Then the cameras turn off and the end screen says “The guards who were supposed to be on duty, but decided to make this one exception, say it was a suicide”
OMG lol 😂
The closest I got was the thing down below. Put it in \Data\SCP-294.ini with copy and paste and it should work in game. I also made it make a few sounds that were fitting like the neck snap instead of slurping. If anyone wants me to set a "deathmessage =" value I'll set the requested deathmessage but only once and it won't change. I you want your own you can probably figure it out ez pz.
[Epstein]
color = 0,0,0
alpha = 1.0
dispensesound = SFX\SCP\294\dispense3.ogg
lethal = true
deathtimer = -1
sound = SFX\SCP\173\NeckSnap3.ogg
I drunk a weird soda and now im a billionaire pedophile
Try:
"Void"
"Redbull"
"Atomic"
"sanic"
Try Bonk
Potion master's strongest potion
•ExilityVorcer • try GOD btw your profile pic is messed up
angelo's channel wow tf2
Knowledge
Try:
"Luck"
"Nytroglycerine"
"Perfect drink"
"Worst drink"
"Lava"
Spider silk?
@@angiehoney81 nitroglycerine lmao
Pixelgun 3d? drinks nitroglycerin *has heart failure and exploding at the same time
W-O-R-S-T D-R-I-N-K
DISPENSING
"There's no way I'm drinking that"
nitroglycerin*
Try:
Pestilence
Nine tailed fox
Shoe
Peanut
Tree
Dry ice
Bed
Glove
Nose
Eye
Mouth
Cup
Computer
Quarter
SCP-096
SCP-682
Gun
SCP-035
Fingers
SCP-500
Nuclear laser
“Peanut”
*dispenses scp-173.*
I wanna know what will happen if you type scp 96
096*
bereichsleiter
Me too
I would like to know if you can get a cup of *knowledge*
LUKE KANG SUAN MENG (Student) I think this person had a stroke.
Pertinent medical knowledge is something it can dispense.
He'd die for it
@LUKE KANG SUAN MENG (Student) r/ihadastroke
Better than a Lamborgini.
Like how 10 seconds after the “Report to - for questioning” announcement he got designated for termination 5 seconds later.
Everyone gangsta until random siren sound come
*types siren head*
Congrats! The entire scp community hates you now
The starting part is exactly how people would react when they are using their phones at night when everyone is sleeping
"Okay coast is clear AHHH DAMMIT WHAT WAS THAT NOISE GO AWAY. "
Nobody:
The Intercom: *BEEP BEEP*
Microwave
My Hot Pockets Ready-
I can’t like it’s at 294
1:20 “SCP-166 would like to know your location”
Ew
Ew
Ew
Just said that to continue the chain, and I really doubt she actually enjoys drinking-
Ew
Ew
Try:
"God"
"Out Of Range"
"Alien Blood"
"Bleach"
SAAANSSSNSNSNSNNS
Everyone already did bleach you rot sphere
omg real sans
God just kills you
"Suddenly Scp-343 or named God appear"
God : Sup what your drinking
Hey, there’s this command you can use called “stfu” makes all sound effects stop so I think that will be useful due to your problem with the announcements
You know the problem is more about the bullet in his head
Ethianne Ortuño godmode
wait really? imma try it
Do a cup of Joe in the lore it doesn't give you coffee
It gives you a cup of human remains
@@g_montes4456 from a guy named joe
Yeah
Well the guy who ordered had the name Joseph and joe can be short for Joseph
Actually it can dispense coffe the guy who was getting the coffe was thinking about the Guy
try out of range
Rolando Mata Jr LOL IT JUST SAYS OUT OF RANGE
That's a paradox
Oml ya
You have created the ‘Out Of Range’ Paradox
кιтѕυиєкσиє you are a nine year old? or faking it to get attention. probably attention.
*Types in Cum*
SCP-294 dispenses a liquid from the closest source, meaning you just emptied your balls.
:3
imagine typing in "Old Spice" and it says "Tastes like POWER!"
wait wrong joke
blah blah blah 2k likes bad joke
this is the last edit i'm gonna make.
xD
@Coby Dickes Cause of death: Too much POWER
Oh
BlackoutPlayz new spice tastes like dirt
Stop editing the comment it’s just losing its comedic value
Try these:
MTF
Despacito
Communism
SCP-096
Super Spaceship MTF won’t work, COMMUNISM won’t work, DESPACITO won’t work, and SC-096 won’t work. It can only make products that can exist in liquid form in this universe..
@@howdoicomment5932 SC 096?
Despacito wasn’t out on 2012, so we can cross it out.
Scp 294: what do you want?
Me: cup of ☭
Don’t try drinking me
Dude’s right. NTF is scarier than any SCP in the damn game!
4:32 that's me! :D
You're Lucky.
Verry lucky
Wew
69 likes lol
Good Here is acookie ( ._. )----O < Actually a bomb
What about "fear" or "depression" ...? ._.
I drink depression on the daily
Depresso
@@STEW-YT me too
that's not a drink
no thanks im full of it
I bet there was a camera hidden in the darkness on the other side of the room with night vision and found you. Spotting you just after that camera scan when you got up.
"Types Squarespace"
"Scp 294 starts pouring"
"Drinks it"
"Regrets it"
"Spits and throw at the ground"
"Feels something coming out of my mouth"
*THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE!*
Types 'Raid shadow legends'
Scp 294 pours it fastly
Drinks
Mouth starts to hurt
Benjamin's favourite youtuber: NOW TO OUR SPONSOR, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Brotherhood of Steel But I’d like to thank this video’s patron, and take a little bit to talk about BLUE APRON-
Try:
"Death"
"life"
"Joe"
"symbiote"
"truth"
and "purpose", if any of these are possible, of course.
Typing cup of Joe literally kills you
Fox minecraft so the players name is canonically Joe?
Fox minecraft whos joe?
@@VividlyNight ask me who is yuri
1000 subs with no video
Ah yes, enslaved *ROAST*
We can say with 100% certainty that D-9341 is straight now
Ah yes,
a nice cup of *antimatter* in the morning
So good
Is it dog-friendly? I would like one!
@@justadog8011 idk
I would like to see some abstract things. Like:
happiness
Strength
Intelligence
Depression
Pain
Life
Death
Superpower
And anything else you can think of.
Freedome
Love
Hate
Weakness
Charisma
StolniKaktus: just trying to have a drink
the game: No, i dont think you will
This game knows better
"C-U-M"
Or commonly known as "semen"
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What about
Wine
Gold
Milk
Butter
Chocolate
Coffee
Yep.
Nope. And the rest are, yeah.
Wine, milk, and coffee will probably work.
The others will probably work too.
But this is the ingredients to do a Russian Milkshake
The sonic was actually supposed to be Sanic. Also try "Life", "Peace", and "Perfection"
List i want you to try
1. Thanos
2. The sun
3. scp 682
4. Scp 999
5. Guns barrel
6. 420
Sun works. 420 works. I think sun might cause you to explode now. Played back in 2014
Scp-294
Ah, liquid thanos. Delicious.
ORANGE SLIME
@@KiddWithTheHat104 ONRAGE SLIME ORANGE SLIM ORANGE SLIME
-jay from dan plan
2:58
**about to make a step**
**INTERCOM RINGS**
I absolutely love the intercom, your right, it seems like the radio is more scary that the SCP's.
It’s the freak apocalypse and he’s just here drinking um... “drinks”
Stolni: I've already tried weed
Me: *I'M CALLING THE POLICE*
LYNX, IS THAT A POLICE, IM CALLING THE WEED
@@burrito8899 _420, watcha smokin'_
Me: *types “police” into 294*
Me: *cutely types UwU into 294*
@@leandracarvalho3886 *insert norway EAS alarm here*
D-class: * trying to make a UA-cam video while using scp-294 *
Foundation : * keeps having containment breaches*
D-class: *JUST LET ME DO THIS* !!!!! ;-; 💢 🔥 🔥 🔥
“We good now”
Literally everything: “Well yes but actually no”
It’s so satisfying to hear the machine pour the drink in the cup
Me:give me holy water
Machine:-gives-
Me:now i am invincible
Possibilities:
-Fire
-Pasta
-Paint
-Wood
-Electricity
-Neon
-Bullets
Try "Covefe"
Seems like it might be pretty funny if it works
Imagine being an scp researcher and you walk past this room and hear a d-class just “my inventory is full of shit- i don’t know why they keep making the game harder”
I dare you to drink the well um.. white drink.. or uh.. “milk”
man milk
@@duncecap7423 what it tast like
@@CanalNoMuyDivertido taste like sprite cranberry
My Legs but what it tast like
@@CanalNoMuyDivertido
Sprite Cranberry
Try out to order "Rage".
It has become my new favorit drink.
*(Spoiler Warning)*
You die, but in a glorious way I have to say.
Please read the description that appears after you die.
It's god damn hilarious.
Whot
I dong get it ._.
What is the description?
Oh wow nice. They didn’t give you time to get to the security checkpoint
for scp-294,
Semen
Lava
H20
Cyanide
Mercury
@@unparalleledinnocence we need to find out okay CD
@@MossyBoy_ okay
@_River I don’t know what to put for a Last Name_ thanks :v
SEMEN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@natashaorsini6375 haaaaaaaaaaaa
Clearly the foundation doesn’t understand the importance of that sweet sweet UA-cam content.
Alternate title: Trying to get drinks from 249 but Intercom keeps ruining it
When you only want a drink but you're an scp
@Big Burton UVE NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR???
@Big Burton don't u get the reference?
@@3ran_ PFFFFFFFFFTTT!!
*sad crunching noises*
@Soup is good How could you not get the reference... :(
I wonder how much programming was done on just this SCP.
If it hasn't been done already, how about a nice refreshing cup of cup?
It works and it just gives you a cup
I have 2 requests, try “the best drink I’ve ever had” and “the perfect drink”
Scp-999 technically isnt a solid..think it may work?
Dont you dare hurt 999 >:(
ORANGE SLIME
His slime is an antidepressant
It came out after the game so it won't work
*_d r i n k s_*
foundantion: all escapies do not go to the exits stolnikaktus: hiding in the corner agen
imagine after those announcements and then it said it’s pizza day
*My pockets are full of shite*
Best way to start a video.
It can only dispense things that can be in a liquid state
When you finish drinking and the guy goes “ahhh” I feel like we play as the engineer from tf2 doing rancho relaxo XD
Boi true
I can imagine the Engie in his chair while drinking beer
JTGR8 Life o Reilly.
Ayy Lmao *burp* “ahhhh”
luigi gaming
Me:*Dispense Cheeki Breeki*
Also Me:*DRINK*
THE WHOLE SCP IN THE FOUNDATION:"А ну, чики-брики и в дамки"
The Estus drink is like a mini-medkit fast but the medkit is better
"Something that Cassy would like" or somewhere in the terms of that sentence.
Do you mean: Out Of Range?
health potion
energy drink
ecstacy
bacteria
scp-999
spit
stomach acid
Jesus Christ who just wanted some snacks - and fire, though he also was the kind of teacher, women would desiree
And :)
If it dispenses oil, America will seize the SCP facility
Me: *trying to watch the video on 360p*
Wifi: wait, thats illegal!
Try:
Gamergirl bath water
Lolis
Nuke
Uranium
Sunlight
Humanity
Peter Denov piss
@@peyton3199 ah piss.
StolniKaktus: gets through at least 4 things
The facility: *endless breaches*
When I here a sound in my house and I’m alone.
2:08
You know it can dispense scp-343 just type in GOD
you will blow up
No one:
SCP-294: *N U T*
*walks out a little*
*BEE DOE BEE DOE BEE DOE*
Stolni: can I catch a god damn break around here?
Try :
Lava
Liquid Nitrogen
Brain
And poison
Lava kills you
"a cup of antimatter"
"A cup of SCP-682 killer"
Nothing beats a good old cup of Antimatter
Still haven’t watched a let’s play and I’m sure as hell never going to play it. I was scared by this!
This game isn't scary it's just a game with cool entity's you pussy
@Patrick Cossack nigga tryna defend his boyfriend 😂😂😂😂
Thank you so very much for calling me a cat/ vagina and assuming my gender. It’s completely irrational for someone to be interested in a game, yet too creeped out by the creatures to get much farther into it than reading a few files. And of course it only makes sense to refer to anyone who tries to defend other another person with an offensive slur that has been used against dark-skinned people and assume that the only person they’d protect is their significant other.
@@Fionacle He has a Pepe as his pfp, so yeah they tend to act like this
That’s unfortunate
"cum"
I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft 3 so that he may play Defense of the Ancients. Congratulations, Nick, enjoy your Dota.
Someone make a mod where if you put anime it changes how the game looks and makes it more cartoony
"another 3 minutes of crouching in a corner"
*SCP: Containment Breach gameplay*
1:23 Since we learned the vending machine doesn't make this stuff but instead takes it from another part of the universe , some poor bastard just had a really bad day just now .
This guy : recording a video for UA-cam
The SCP agency : we’re about to end this man’s whole currier
The SCP agency after the video was recorded : we were bad but now we’re good