Getting Killed By (nearly?) All SCPs - SCP Containment Breach (v1.3.7)

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • I tried to encounter all dangerous SCPs, though I'm sure I probably forgot a few. (If so, let me know?)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @motusimmortalum
    @motusimmortalum 5 років тому +5951

    Some SCPs: are the most fearsome things known to mankind
    Also some SCPs: takes 5 years to actually kill you

  • @theangrywig3905
    @theangrywig3905 7 років тому +4603

    "Yo can I get a cup of antimatter please?"
    "Yah mate."
    *Dispensing*
    *Sudden explosion around a 210 meter radius*

    • @baummbt8375
      @baummbt8375 7 років тому +343

      210 mile radius

    • @stellarfox5869
      @stellarfox5869 7 років тому +38

      210 meter radius

    • @baummbt8375
      @baummbt8375 7 років тому +87

      Sonicalex1 you should learn how to read

    • @finefreshbread3243
      @finefreshbread3243 7 років тому +58

      Where is my table?
      YOU

    • @hail_
      @hail_ 7 років тому +18

      Dude i fucking died when i read this

  • @Cloud_Strife1997
    @Cloud_Strife1997 5 років тому +2257

    "Oh, there you are."
    *_CLIFFORD'S MUTATED BROTHER COMES FROM AROUND THE CORNER_*

    • @corban7503
      @corban7503 5 років тому +12

      LOL

    • @kristoffersonsilverfox3923
      @kristoffersonsilverfox3923 5 років тому +33

      *SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS* Or... Whatever SCP-939 uses.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 5 років тому +13

      Oh Yeah Yeah considering 939 can still talk after being completely dismembered, who the hell knows how they speak. Not to mention their respiratory system is pretty much useless as far as breathing & speaking are concerned...

    • @momisherenow.6795
      @momisherenow.6795 5 років тому +3

      @@mook_butt8037 his voicebox is on him, not in him, that's how.

    • @RufusIsOverused
      @RufusIsOverused 5 років тому +1

      CLIFORD NOOOOOOOOO.

  • @rajzakku8829
    @rajzakku8829 4 роки тому +2045

    23:16 Best ending for a game where whatever you do, you're screwed. Just order a shot of antimatter and blow the f out of everything.

    • @yk._.a15
      @yk._.a15 3 роки тому +64

      But how the hell does normal matter problduce antimatter like what

    • @Enjibenji
      @Enjibenji 3 роки тому +342

      @@yk._.a15 it's an SPC it doesn't follow the laws of the universe

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 3 роки тому +147

      @@yk._.a15 Antiprotons and positrons can be created through ordinary radioactive decay, the machine could just teleport those out from wherever they are and put them together to create a cup of antihydrogen.

    • @rando2284
      @rando2284 3 роки тому +82

      Bro, thinking about it, didnt that explosion kill all scps ? Cuz like antimatter is fucking space killer shit, can destroy planets n shit so like,they got rid of it all but took heavy hits yes?

    • @tennoo160
      @tennoo160 3 роки тому +18

      @@rando2284 If it was a cup then the explosion blowed up the whole planet xD

  • @redfrog1628
    @redfrog1628 5 років тому +3535

    It seems like you die a lot faster when you’re trying to do stuff in the game, but when you actually want to die it takes forever.

    • @tool3142
      @tool3142 3 роки тому +133

      Funny how the mind works

    • @muhdfaizalbindaud7804
      @muhdfaizalbindaud7804 3 роки тому +26

      That's deep

    • @scp173fan6
      @scp173fan6 3 роки тому +108

      "I dont wanna die."
      Game: hard mode time.
      "I wanna die."
      Game: easy mode time

    • @mauler7303
      @mauler7303 3 роки тому +7

      @@scp173fan6 please leave me alone

    • @scp173fan6
      @scp173fan6 3 роки тому +7

      @@mauler7303 what if I say no

  • @mechanicalhoundz
    @mechanicalhoundz 5 років тому +4106

    "Ah, there you are."
    **GIANT LIZARD THING AROUND THE CORNER**

    • @tdells668
      @tdells668 5 років тому +157

      It’s a dog get it right man

    • @mechanicalhoundz
      @mechanicalhoundz 5 років тому +78

      @@tdells668 Ah yes you're right I'm sorry for assuming

    • @moshh8680
      @moshh8680 5 років тому +118

      CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 5 років тому +70

      @@moshh8680
      CLIFFORD OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

    • @raptorhdboiz2903
      @raptorhdboiz2903 5 років тому +29

      CLIFFORD NO!

  • @cakeknight6269
    @cakeknight6269 7 років тому +2898

    13:10
    you could learn how to play the piano , get married, cure cancer ,master thermodynamics and by the time you come back you'd still be alive

    • @CoggleBoggle88
      @CoggleBoggle88 7 років тому +16

      Cake Knight aerodynamics

    • @spilkmilk
      @spilkmilk 7 років тому +175

      VaultBoy282 thermodynamics is a thing mate

    • @iamcrash5525
      @iamcrash5525 7 років тому +231

      They're trying their best ok?

    • @exparagon
      @exparagon 7 років тому +27

      and then die a second later

    • @loganjohnson5656
      @loganjohnson5656 7 років тому +79

      I was able to finish all of One Piece, Bleach, and Dragon Ball Z before they even came close to killing me.

  • @mangotango8115
    @mangotango8115 3 роки тому +489

    27:18 *"The liquid* disintegrates your insides"
    It has been confirmed: lava is, indeed, *wet.*

  • @SgtFunBun
    @SgtFunBun 7 років тому +2056

    "You have excellent hearing now. Also, you are dying."
    this cracked me up

    • @ginabilyeu2732
      @ginabilyeu2732 6 років тому +53

      SgtFunBun *still hears stuff after dying*

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 6 років тому +3

      I know de wey lol, cause video games logic! 😂😂😂

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 6 років тому +9

      SgtFunBun imagine going to the doctor to hear that

    • @pervertin
      @pervertin 6 років тому +1

      Tell me timing please

    • @romby22
      @romby22 6 років тому +1

      SgtFunBun where the timing?

  • @kandkstudios8614
    @kandkstudios8614 5 років тому +3159

    SCP-173:
    Skidoodle Skidacted
    Your neck is now redacted

    • @twitchingbug6370
      @twitchingbug6370 5 років тому +67

      I've heard it, but it gets even better every time i hear it

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 років тому +51

      SCP-173:
      Swiggity swoggity
      I'm coming for dat booty

    • @jeffdrive34
      @jeffdrive34 5 років тому +20

      Snappity snap
      I am going to snap your he-eck

    • @shadykitt5023
      @shadykitt5023 5 років тому +53

      No neck november

    • @kennethsampson539
      @kennethsampson539 5 років тому +17

      It would make more sense if u said it skidadle skidacted

  • @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara
    @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara 5 років тому +4889

    Me: Opens gum
    Every kid in the classroom: 0:04

  • @tiffanyhill-anding8891
    @tiffanyhill-anding8891 4 роки тому +1611

    12:24 when you pause the video but the sound of SCP 096 still continues

  • @lebronthegoat3670
    @lebronthegoat3670 5 років тому +886

    SCP-294
    >can litteraly dispense courage
    >cant dispense diamonds

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 5 років тому +6

      That dog who snuck into your house it’s doing it’s best to give you liquid diamonds

    • @koolaidlemonade8711
      @koolaidlemonade8711 5 років тому +66

      Diamond cant be dispensed as a liquid because that would just be liquid carbon.

    • @kabrozkabroz
      @kabrozkabroz 5 років тому +30

      so are you suggesting then that when you put in "rage" it dispenses the chemical that induces anger? And thus this liquid simply blew up his blood presurre?

    • @doge224
      @doge224 5 років тому +1

      And can dispense pee....

    • @dailyyy5979
      @dailyyy5979 5 років тому +4

      Bonnie pee is a liquid, which means the machine probably takes it out of a personnel’s bladder

  • @LynxArcane
    @LynxArcane 5 років тому +5942

    SCP-049-2 attacking is like me trying to succed in life

  • @S_auce
    @S_auce 5 років тому +809

    "Ah, there you are."
    *Demonic Screeching as the SCP tears open your neck*

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 4 роки тому +4

      Actually it's Jimmy with constipation

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 4 роки тому +11

      That's 939 for ya

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 3 роки тому +2

      It uses their victims voice to lure their next prey.

  • @cutiebunnyamber3447
    @cutiebunnyamber3447 4 роки тому +307

    20:25 *"He's trying his best, okay?"*

  • @thelordoflore6572
    @thelordoflore6572 5 років тому +1426

    0:30 You have excellent hearing now. Also, you are dying.

    • @cheetahboy0127
      @cheetahboy0127 5 років тому +79

      The Lord Of Lore According to SCP Lore, SCP-1048-A kills its victims because ears grow in the trachea of those that hear it scream.

    • @thelordoflore6572
      @thelordoflore6572 5 років тому +14

      @@cheetahboy0127 I know.

    • @chloerogers8841
      @chloerogers8841 4 роки тому +4

      Mwah mwah mwaaaaah

    • @flow185
      @flow185 4 роки тому +3

      @@cheetahboy0127 at those close within à 5 M of him.

    • @Akira_1008
      @Akira_1008 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

  • @kindaparadox
    @kindaparadox 5 років тому +1123

    SCP-012: *Finish it.*
    Me: I must...Do it...**Writes Mo Bamba**
    SCP-012: *NOOO*
    Me: Shit, sorry **Writes Sicko Mode**
    SCP-012: *nOOOOOO*

  • @Cec1nator
    @Cec1nator 6 років тому +562

    *a l s o y o u a r e d y i n g*

    • @sampai5516
      @sampai5516 5 років тому +1

      @Comprehensive Reins. Nani!? *High pitched noise.MP3 plays*

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 5 років тому +4

      Your hearing is excellent :)
      *_also, you're dying._*

    • @Gragglesimpson1
      @Gragglesimpson1 5 років тому +1

      *NANI?*

    • @pandachaoz
      @pandachaoz 3 роки тому +1

      You have the great opportunity to hear things from reallllly far away, great job !
      Oh btw, what's the point of breathing ?

  • @xemirov9298
    @xemirov9298 4 роки тому +701

    25:28 He enjoyed it so much, he died.
    Maybe perfection isn't that healthy after all.

    • @trixiegamez8553
      @trixiegamez8553 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 4 роки тому +70

      its because he tasted something so perfect, that he couldn't find anything nearly as good and decided to kill himself, now he has no point in life.

    • @LikeZoinksScoobMan9008
      @LikeZoinksScoobMan9008 4 роки тому +10

      Blood Raven I think that’s the point

    • @tavishdangri6212
      @tavishdangri6212 3 роки тому +15

      Wait what happens when you dispense things that are thoughts, like happiness, pleasure, sadness, etc... What about things that are not known to humans, like liquid universe, or bodily tissue of other SCPs,like a cup of 682,106,96,etc....?

    • @shlokmane2552
      @shlokmane2552 3 роки тому +7

      **sluuuuuuurp**
      aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

  • @shinypie1111
    @shinypie1111 5 років тому +1158

    0:45
    “Oh, there you are.”
    *GETS KILLED*

    • @user-kx5es4kr4x
      @user-kx5es4kr4x 4 роки тому +24

      i dont know why but any scream in a horror game, makes me jump, even just youtubers scream in shcok, made me scare

    • @thechinpanzer6101
      @thechinpanzer6101 4 роки тому +9

      @@user-kx5es4kr4x Oh i get scared easily by one thing for example if im playing something and i turn around and i see anything i get scared and scream

    • @trixiegamez8553
      @trixiegamez8553 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-kx5es4kr4x that scream is his victims get killed

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 3 роки тому +3

      @@trixiegamez8553 Ikr, most people here don't even understand that its isn't 939 saying that, but his past victims.

    • @adrinnaline172
      @adrinnaline172 3 роки тому +10

      That scp uses voices to lure ppl.

  • @jborobia2056
    @jborobia2056 7 років тому +508

    "Your blood boils with overwhelming hatred toward everything."
    ME

  • @cryaboutit537
    @cryaboutit537 5 років тому +781

    5 minutes ago: YES I FINALLY ESCAPED
    23:04 :SCP-860-2: Well yes but no

    • @loreenzapata7656
      @loreenzapata7656 5 років тому +1

      I

    • @trehez3055
      @trehez3055 5 років тому +11

      @Ariane Taylor the original was good guess but actually no

    • @chasington5102
      @chasington5102 4 роки тому

      Ariane Taylor Well yes but no

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 роки тому +1

      *Jealous looking at scp 096 then escape to potentially unlock a secret ending noises*

    • @bruhnotepic8129
      @bruhnotepic8129 4 роки тому

      @Ariane TaylorGood guess but actually no.

  • @xelavon2719
    @xelavon2719 4 роки тому +477

    "Cup of rage"
    *instantly dies*

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 4 роки тому +21

      It would be cool if you drank a cup of rage, and the play yells super loudly and every SCP just comes over.

    • @ilashah5979
      @ilashah5979 4 роки тому +1

      What if his brain exploded

    • @Xbox3851_
      @Xbox3851_ 4 роки тому +2

      More like
      Heavy Metal intensifies

    • @あきら-v7h
      @あきら-v7h 3 роки тому +9

      Holy shit something is wrong with me... I read that as *cum of rage*

    • @pointer3269
      @pointer3269 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a henry stickmin refference

  • @frederickglass1583
    @frederickglass1583 7 років тому +670

    *drinks cup of Rage*
    You were killed by an overwhelming feeling of rage

  • @plooferofficial
    @plooferofficial 5 років тому +2476

    (x4 Speed)
    *_They're trying their best okay?_*

    • @cjhomik7410
      @cjhomik7410 5 років тому +22

      I even made IT (8× Speed) (I put the speed of the video 2× fast)

    • @Smeik2901
      @Smeik2901 5 років тому +48

      Imagine telling the exact same joke as in the video.

    • @WallaceBreenFromKentucky
      @WallaceBreenFromKentucky 5 років тому +2

      UA-camr the video is 2x and whats funnier i set IT also 2x i was funnier i also set it on 2x

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously though, why do they take so long? Is there a lore reason, or a game balance reason?

    • @williambeavers9046
      @williambeavers9046 4 роки тому +7

      @@cjhomik7410 Sounds like fapping.

  • @mili4222
    @mili4222 5 років тому +292

    0:00 *SCP-173*
    0:16 *SCP-1048-A*
    0:44 *SCP-939*
    0:58 *SCP-914*
    2:17 *SCP-106*
    4:16 *SCP-205*
    6:31 *SCP-012*
    8:21 *SCP-049*
    8:37 *SCP-1162* (old)
    11:19 *SCP-178*
    12:03 *SCP-096*
    12:42 *SCP-049-2*
    13:49 *SCP-008*
    16:55 *SCP-035*
    18:43 *SCP-966*
    20:52 *SCP-895*
    21:28 *SCP-860-2*
    23:16 *SCP-294*

  • @DanteTheBreadGoddess
    @DanteTheBreadGoddess 4 роки тому +136

    9:15
    When you literally popped your knee cap in and out of place, requiring serious medical attention, but the teacher says “you can walk it off”

  • @mosquito_.
    @mosquito_. 5 років тому +213

    9:06 my mans died for the weed

  • @striker3472
    @striker3472 5 років тому +339

    0:04 First, you hug your victim, then you break her neck

  • @shaggyrogers5017
    @shaggyrogers5017 5 років тому +486

    19:41 pause it. Zoinks. rare pictures of me getting shredded cheese at 3am

    • @movedacocunts8612
      @movedacocunts8612 4 роки тому +7

      Lol true.

    • @Comma-7
      @Comma-7 4 роки тому +6

      Our Lord and Savior shaggy Rogers 😭

    • @captain_ravioli1514
      @captain_ravioli1514 4 роки тому +5

      Hi yes, we were wondering about that dog of yours but you keep dissapearing
      Is he a legal pet, if not then come with us

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +115

    “Ay dog can I get some antimatter?”
    “Only a cupful”
    *pulls out comically large explosion*

  • @btkocc
    @btkocc 5 років тому +911

    *"I cannot do this anymore, everything is just a big let down"*
    Best way to die LOOOOL

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 5 років тому +3

      I hate you tho

    • @vamimi170
      @vamimi170 4 роки тому +9

      haters b hating

    • @SituationNormalAint
      @SituationNormalAint 4 роки тому +10

      Sounds like depression and suicide

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 4 роки тому

      @@SituationNormalAint coronavirus made me so bored i got depression

    • @maxtoh5514
      @maxtoh5514 4 роки тому

      @@bencenagy5459 WHO are you talking ima report you on YT

  • @mynameisntimportantanymore8972
    @mynameisntimportantanymore8972 7 років тому +505

    You forgot SCP-1499, it's the Soviet GP-5 gas mask that teleports you to another dimension if you put it on, the dimension is full of SCP-1499-1, if you look at them, they'll be aggressive and they'll all try to kill you, the only way to escape is by taking off SCP-1499.

    • @JustDhav
      @JustDhav 7 років тому +75

      My name isn't important anymore. It says "killed by (nearly) all scps" "NEARLY"

    • @go2gulag138
      @go2gulag138 7 років тому +2

      Scruffy :D i thought the same thing

    • @acidmuncher
      @acidmuncher 6 років тому +3

      Davin IndoGamer She asked if we can let her now any SCPs she missed in the video.

    • @woohthatsrightkid7152
      @woohthatsrightkid7152 6 років тому +2

      My name isn't important anymore. Basically the enderportal

    • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
      @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 років тому +9

      cheeki breeki

  • @KalicoHeart
    @KalicoHeart 6 років тому +239

    0:45 "Oh. There you are" *dies*

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 5 років тому +8

      This SCP uses mimicry of humans to draw in victims.

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 5 років тому

      Whoosh

    • @Heasive
      @Heasive 5 років тому

      Halimat Mckibbins you tried but it isnt a woosh

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 5 років тому

      @@Heasive That's the point jack

  • @definitnotkev9858
    @definitnotkev9858 4 роки тому +1190

    Boy: Dad i got a girlfriend
    Dad: way to go champ
    Girl: dad i got a boyfriend
    Dad: 0:05

  • @teefin55
    @teefin55 5 років тому +460

    5:50 Everybody gangsta until the shadows start walking

    • @oscardong8795
      @oscardong8795 3 роки тому +2

      you mean beat your skull right?

    • @teefin55
      @teefin55 3 роки тому +3

      @@oscardong8795 ofc

  • @aestheticzea
    @aestheticzea 6 років тому +801

    9:08
    SCP - 1162 Rips your lungs out
    *Gives you SCP - 420-J*

    • @lunas275
      @lunas275 5 років тому +38

      Since 1162 gives you things you lost. At least we know now that we are playing as the idiot who refined frikin weed.

    • @kiwo9647
      @kiwo9647 5 років тому +7

      I
      R
      O
      N
      I
      C

    • @theklefkiauthority6504
      @theklefkiauthority6504 5 років тому +4

      Heck yeah *dies*

    • @future1894
      @future1894 5 років тому +7

      Not worth it. Without lungs, what's the point. You can't smoke it.

    • @1000yardstares
      @1000yardstares 5 років тому +4

      SMOKE WEED
      -Snoop dogg

  • @tennobytemusic1529
    @tennobytemusic1529 5 років тому +1080

    Player: "one perfect drink please"
    *Gets the Depression juice*

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 3 роки тому +28

      Mmmmm depression juice my favorite

    • @rickslick69420
      @rickslick69420 3 роки тому +21

      Liquid depressi, my life is resetti.

    • @nebulaischilling
      @nebulaischilling 3 роки тому +26

      What i think, is that the drink was so perfect, that the guy just thought that life had never been as good as the drink

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 3 роки тому +7

      There’s nothing better than monkey island grog

    • @a-10warthog23
      @a-10warthog23 3 роки тому +21

      @@nebulaischilling Yeah. Like once you've experienced perfection, nothing else will ever match up to that and life becomes a constant disappointment.

  • @liammaps2700
    @liammaps2700 4 роки тому +208

    I can just imagine, “wasup. I’m here to get my neck snapped.”
    Peanut: ah, yes. I’ll be right with you just close your eyes.

    • @bopuu_
      @bopuu_ 3 роки тому +3

      "How to commit snap"

  • @Alejandroso31
    @Alejandroso31 5 років тому +398

    14:04
    Scp 008: It's finally my turn!
    Scp 173: No

  • @evantdc-senpai5718
    @evantdc-senpai5718 7 років тому +921

    SCP-966 looks really happy. Must be his first time being out and killing someone. They grow up so fast

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 6 років тому +12

      EvanTDC The Diamond Creeper knowing the fact that they’re basically bloodthirsty creatures (much, MUCH like 939), these things aren’t as happy as they seem...

    • @slimebot8676
      @slimebot8676 6 років тому +15

      Honestly I started rooting for the after a while, their such good bois

    • @sillyman2013
      @sillyman2013 2 роки тому +8

      who’s a good night vision ghost thing? you, yes, yes you- *AHHHH OH MY LEG AHHHHH!*

    • @realfridge
      @realfridge Рік тому +1

      no happy dancing for me… i don’t have legs :(

  • @billetede2peso113
    @billetede2peso113 5 років тому +509

    23:34 technically hes a hero he vanished scp 682 and 106

    • @bigboinick8376
      @bigboinick8376 4 роки тому +60

      Bruh, antimatter is forbidden wine

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 4 роки тому +5

      boom

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +51

      106 has a pocket dimension and 682 is basically indestructible. I think they would have tried antimatter to get rid of 682

    • @joulioss3467
      @joulioss3467 4 роки тому +33

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 682 can absorb energy... Antimatter is perhaps not the best idea to fight it ^^'

    • @marcyszczepanski3014
      @marcyszczepanski3014 4 роки тому +3

      *she

  • @conlash
    @conlash 4 роки тому +1351

    7:54 Me during a math test

  • @pastaperson6323
    @pastaperson6323 5 років тому +394

    What do you call a teddy bear with no b?
    SCP-1048-A

  • @venomz8888
    @venomz8888 6 років тому +183

    23:35 What will you have today sir?
    I think I'll have myself a glass of ANTIMATTER!!!

  • @ratking9411
    @ratking9411 7 років тому +1966

    *comes out of scp 914 from very fine*
    *has wine and a tuxedo*

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc 7 років тому +198

      trainer green
      *speaks in heavy british for extra humor*
      "how are you feeling today Mr. D-Class? A fine day isn't it?"
      "Very fine, Dr. Bright, very fine. What a fine day."

    • @orbswhisper2482
      @orbswhisper2482 7 років тому +44

      Why hello, dear sir. Share some wine?

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 7 років тому +30

      dr bright still wants to stick his privets in 212

    • @danieldo8859
      @danieldo8859 7 років тому +3

      trainer green mentlegen

    • @DaGlitchers
      @DaGlitchers 7 років тому

      trainer green I

  • @Delta-or2pt
    @Delta-or2pt 5 років тому +301

    13:17 sounds like music

  • @emurphy469isreal
    @emurphy469isreal 5 років тому +297

    18:47 he does a happy dance after each attack lol

  • @Brakvash
    @Brakvash 6 років тому +285

    SCP 966 looks as if the animators never expected players to stay put judging by its saunter between maulings xD

  • @antro_phagus
    @antro_phagus 6 років тому +176

    Oh, there you are
    Wild giant fucking red crocodile appeared

  • @복치김-o1n
    @복치김-o1n 4 роки тому +108

    23:32
    Co-worker : What are you doing?
    Me : Don't mind me I just need a cup of antimatter to stay up late.

  • @allendelmundo4627
    @allendelmundo4627 6 років тому +2257

    I always like to start my day off with a nice, warm
    *CUP OF RAGE*

    • @happypotatosalad7190
      @happypotatosalad7190 5 років тому +49

      Super Vegito Back in my day, folks like use drank antimatter for breakfast

    • @kandkstudios8614
      @kandkstudios8614 5 років тому +14

      I mean like, you are Goku and screaming makes you stronger, so I understand

    • @icantzucc4573
      @icantzucc4573 5 років тому +1

      And this has 666 likes

    • @name-di5gs
      @name-di5gs 5 років тому +3

      i would like a cup of helium

    • @ricardoferreira8403
      @ricardoferreira8403 5 років тому +1

      Cc

  • @meganroozen558
    @meganroozen558 5 років тому +856

    18:43 dude 966 is a great dancer, he does a lil shake then a booty smack.

    • @whydoihaveaunicorninmyprof6404
      @whydoihaveaunicorninmyprof6404 4 роки тому +28

      Yas he great at dancing! XD

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts 3 роки тому +19

      He t bags you when he knocks you down. He has the nerve to t bag you when you're still alive and while killing you

    • @FunniLilFunniMan
      @FunniLilFunniMan 3 роки тому +2

      @@ForkLefts it’s called a joke

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 3 роки тому +2

      @@FunniLilFunniMan ?

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts 3 роки тому +11

      @@FunniLilFunniMan i understood the fucking joke you pre chewed bubblegum

  • @scp-035foundation3
    @scp-035foundation3 7 років тому +40

    SCP-049-2
    "They're trying their best, okay?"

  • @godon4292
    @godon4292 4 роки тому +60

    Class D: Gets into SCP-914
    Class D after leaving SCP-914: I am speed

  • @thedeergod435
    @thedeergod435 7 років тому +385

    You have excellent hearing.
    Also, you are *dying*
    Well, that's *_two_* bonuses to this SCP

  • @BoundlessInfinity
    @BoundlessInfinity 5 років тому +216

    25:30 moment of relax in this infernal facility, bbrrrrfff, AAAAAAaaaaHHHhhhhhh

  • @dr.birdface9872
    @dr.birdface9872 6 років тому +137

    0:33 lol. “You have excellent hearing now. Also, you are dying”

  • @potatoo4905
    @potatoo4905 4 роки тому +340

    When the 049-2's are trying to kill they make a pretty sick beat 13:00

    • @AndrewGuns
      @AndrewGuns 3 роки тому +7

      Beatboxing

    • @theo5council113
      @theo5council113 3 роки тому +7

      At 0.75 playback speed it sounds cool

    • @SomeGuyOnYT
      @SomeGuyOnYT 3 роки тому +3

      @@theo5council113 thank you SCP foundation very cool

    • @BloodHoundPL
      @BloodHoundPL 2 роки тому

      Good beat but bad beating :P

  • @oculusarmy8873
    @oculusarmy8873 5 років тому +1920

    I'll have a cup of terrible UA-cam intros.
    *Drinks the cup*
    *You have died from Ali-a*

  • @Stanley42069
    @Stanley42069 7 років тому +683

    966 is trying his best too

    • @yazminsoto2937
      @yazminsoto2937 6 років тому

      Stanislav Borisov hi google chrome

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 6 років тому

      Stanislav Borisov i like his fighting style! Pfff... 😂😂😂😂

    • @idi0tsk1rten9
      @idi0tsk1rten9 6 років тому +3

      *and 049-2*

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 6 років тому +2

      Stanislav Borisov he looks like he was trying to dance and attack lmao

    • @tl1692
      @tl1692 6 років тому

      Stanislav Borisov
      Yeah, but he still needed some minutes to finish, yet he's still stronger than 049-2
      Looks like 096 but kills in 3 minutes while that white nigga one shots

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing 6 років тому +87

    -drinks 420
    *MAN DATS SOM GOOD ASS SHIT*
    -drinks liquid rage
    -dies from being blown apart by overwhelming hatred
    I love this coffee machine.

  • @BrandonYugioh
    @BrandonYugioh 4 роки тому +106

    25:49 I can’t believe something this hilarious is in this game: DAT SOM GOOD ASS SHIT XD

  • @axelramirez3886
    @axelramirez3886 7 років тому +474

    I like how scp 966 dances when he hits you.

    • @orbswhisper2482
      @orbswhisper2482 7 років тому +68

      Hes happy (ง'̀-'́)ง

    • @limenlemon1050
      @limenlemon1050 7 років тому +22

      Sir. Fuckles the Duckles Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.

    • @catguy23
      @catguy23 7 років тому +9

      *Because im HAPPY!!*

    • @vanillabean8117
      @vanillabean8117 6 років тому +5

      Sir. Fuckles the Rexles he looks happy lol

    • @e1357
      @e1357 6 років тому +13

      what I don't understand is that they are, according to their SCP page, very fragile creatures, with hollow bones and thin skin and organs, you should easily be able to straight out kill it with your fists, hell even grab its arm as it tries to swipe you, and rapidly twist it as you pull very hard, you may pull its arm clean off and use it as a club while yelling "STOP HITTING YOURSELF"

  • @donosporidium
    @donosporidium 5 років тому +60

    9:15 loses lung to SCP-1162, gets an SCP-420

    • @pikaplays24
      @pikaplays24 4 роки тому +1

      420-j

    • @gingaid5217
      @gingaid5217 4 роки тому +3

      Worth it

    • @FluffyOrionlol
      @FluffyOrionlol 4 роки тому +1

      Interesting... very interesting.

    • @iLiokardo
      @iLiokardo 4 роки тому

      I didn't see if he got that. Didn't pickup what he got out of it.
      Didn't even open the inventory WTF.

  • @fartmaster69ong
    @fartmaster69ong 5 років тому +130

    Man: *Walks In* Lets Try SCP-1123 Safe*
    *Scp-173: Hello*
    *Man: Blinks*
    *Scp-173: Am I A Joke To You?*

  • @elszrvee
    @elszrvee 2 роки тому +7

    23:43
    "The recon teams also found SCP-682's dead body in Sector [REDACTED], and expected SCP-682 was still alive, but it's brainwaves remain at 0%. Thus proving SCP-682 has finally been neutralized."

  • @slipsy4139
    @slipsy4139 5 років тому +149

    scp-1162: takes your right lung
    also scp-1162: here smoke this

    • @entitysolace621
      @entitysolace621 4 роки тому +7

      it's great cause now only one of your lungs can get cancer

    • @harrogeorge7878
      @harrogeorge7878 3 роки тому +2

      - reggae music intensifies -

  • @cyberdazer7415
    @cyberdazer7415 5 років тому +71

    SCP-173: come on blink
    (Blinks one eye at a time)
    SCP-173: HNGSKEKEKEKEKEKEWJS

    • @chsameer2794
      @chsameer2794 5 років тому +7

      Me:finally blinks*
      173:you know what (redacted) u

    • @sparshjain4786
      @sparshjain4786 4 роки тому +2

      ch sameer lol

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 роки тому

      Gotta go fast

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 роки тому +1

      Scp 096 is basically the same but if you look. Also 4 pixels never forget

    • @thewinner4x873
      @thewinner4x873 4 роки тому

      @@SpiffoGaming then just turn around and don't care about him

  • @ayelmao4258
    @ayelmao4258 5 років тому +791

    *_You have excellent hearing. Also, you are dying_*
    _Thanks for letting me know_

  • @kaiser9598
    @kaiser9598 4 роки тому +91

    “420”
    Oh no.
    (25:59)

  • @michaeledmunds1767
    @michaeledmunds1767 7 років тому +144

    "Oh, there you are...." *gets brutally flayed*

  • @selethsavzar9690
    @selethsavzar9690 7 років тому +840

    scp-008 could teach 049 how to make better zombies

    • @lexiwetgamez4194
      @lexiwetgamez4194 7 років тому +1

      Sídric Wazác 1st reply

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 років тому +67

      But seriously, how these zombies deal so little damage?

    • @lexiwetgamez4194
      @lexiwetgamez4194 7 років тому +17

      Sídric Wazác its because i think hes in a guard suit not a class d

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 років тому +5

      my comment has 49 likes right now lol

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 років тому

      674pain But 049 is just roaming around at the light containment zone :v

  • @deadpan4927
    @deadpan4927 5 років тому +491

    me:mom I'm going to the night club
    Mom:with permission of who? 0:06

    • @zeatu7949
      @zeatu7949 5 років тому +1

      It's time to duel

    • @Dr_Weirdoo
      @Dr_Weirdoo 5 років тому

      the O-5 council

    • @mosquito_.
      @mosquito_. 5 років тому +1

      you dont answer you get the.. uh... snae-pur

  • @coolboidoesstuff9828
    @coolboidoesstuff9828 3 роки тому +55

    13:30 at this point they're literally just dancing lmao

  • @applesKIWISbananas
    @applesKIWISbananas 6 років тому +144

    *neck snaps*
    *distant screaming in background*

  • @richarde98
    @richarde98 6 років тому +461

    13:30 so they're killing you with a sick beat?

    • @우지윤-j6e
      @우지윤-j6e 6 років тому +1

      님아 솔직히 말해보삼 님 한국인임.?

    • @malzeno1202
      @malzeno1202 5 років тому +30

      I can make a song outta this...

    • @rosalindaherrera5350
      @rosalindaherrera5350 5 років тому +5

      @@malzeno1202 okay show me the diss track if we're not be too lit because it will set me on fire like on actual fire

    • @oijoseph3887
      @oijoseph3887 5 років тому +3

      "FEEL THE RHYTHM"

    • @rosalindaherrera5350
      @rosalindaherrera5350 5 років тому +2

      @@oijoseph3887 AGGHHH IT BURNSS

  • @mizerablegit4720
    @mizerablegit4720 6 років тому +121

    So many deaths from the coffee machine......

    • @siixess
      @siixess 6 років тому +7

      Mizerable Git
      It's clearly the most dangerous scp

    • @smallsnake4790
      @smallsnake4790 6 років тому

      Mizerable Git Cup of 420
      DATS SOME REAL GUD SHIT

    • @darlingkun8851
      @darlingkun8851 5 років тому +2

      To the point my game crashed and my save got corrupt just because of it

  • @pancake5707
    @pancake5707 2 роки тому +6

    24:51
    “The Styx is a river, not a sea, dumbass”
    Damn, 294 must’ve been having a bad day

  • @izekmon6854
    @izekmon6854 6 років тому +51

    I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID THEYRE TRYING THEYRE BEST OKAY?;like seriously how could u die from those

  • @lunaheavens0820
    @lunaheavens0820 6 років тому +85

    049's zombies... Aww. Poor things, all they want to do is mercilessly kill others for their master

    • @tenpaths7795
      @tenpaths7795 5 років тому

      DO YOU KNOW WHAT A ZOMBIE IS, ALSO, THEY CAN'T THINK "VIRUS".

    • @sexhaver32_31
      @sexhaver32_31 5 років тому

      Not to mention on how weak they are.

    • @droppedinbase5777
      @droppedinbase5777 5 років тому

      yeet whoooooosh

    • @funnerfunko
      @funnerfunko 5 років тому

      Pretty sure they have mercy if they suck that much.

  • @sombracyanide6304
    @sombracyanide6304 7 років тому +338

    13:20 *They're trying their best, okay*

    • @anonymouz5315
      @anonymouz5315 6 років тому

      Hiimaturtle556 / 😂😂😂😂

    • @OrpingtonFeller
      @OrpingtonFeller 6 років тому +3

      Slapping intensifies

    • @RecluseAbomination
      @RecluseAbomination 6 років тому +1

      *shakes head to the beat*

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 6 років тому +3

      Hiimaturtle556 / level 1 noob vs level 70+ afk pro

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 6 років тому

      Four Tails Kurama [Frisk] KEK

  • @KOFEnjoyer
    @KOFEnjoyer 3 роки тому +45

    19:09 me trying to dance

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 6 років тому +205

    Lava ? They have really strong plastic cup in this company !

    • @tenpaths7795
      @tenpaths7795 5 років тому +7

      No, 294 is fabricating them, also it's AN S C P it is just weird anonomalys

    • @tenpaths7795
      @tenpaths7795 5 років тому +3

      No, it's called *he doesn't know what scp is.*

    • @creeperslayer555
      @creeperslayer555 5 років тому +5

      therat double woosh?

    • @TrueDeko
      @TrueDeko 5 років тому

      @@tenpaths7795 Triple woosh

    • @FrancisCastiglione
      @FrancisCastiglione 5 років тому

      @@TrueDeko. I do not understand the joke but okay

  • @canale39youification
    @canale39youification 7 років тому +523

    I wonder what happens if you order "BIG SMOKE" with SCP-294

    • @selethsavzar9690
      @selethsavzar9690 7 років тому +67

      OUT OF RANGE

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 7 років тому +77

      294: Too big, out of range C.J. Sorry for the inconvenience.

    • @randommemes1156
      @randommemes1156 7 років тому +5

      Illuminati 666😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👺👺💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔗🔗🔗🔗

    • @maxenny
      @maxenny 7 років тому +72

      ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ORDER ME FROM THE GODDAMN COFFEE MACHINE, CJ!!!

    • @noivern666
      @noivern666 7 років тому +37

      you get scp-420-cj

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper 5 років тому +154

    *orders a cup of antimatter*
    but why would you
    *explodes*

    • @Derpyderpderper
      @Derpyderpderper 4 роки тому +2

      @@johndasalty111 good my child, continue the way of the baguette stick, for we are the strongest weapons there is

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 роки тому +2

      *orders cup of baguette*
      Nuke incoming
      Turns out France launched your baguette at you in a nuclear armed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому

      @@johndasalty111 I feel like I'm missing something

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 4 роки тому

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 go look up "Insect Glaive gameplay" and you'll see what I mean.

    • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
      @frootloopsenthusiast2991 4 роки тому

      23:26

  • @suspense_comix3237
    @suspense_comix3237 2 роки тому +9

    Nephron: Enters SCP-008 to die.
    SCP-173: Make it double!

  • @SmileTOBY
    @SmileTOBY 6 років тому +370

    WHEN ZOMBIES ARE TRYING THERE BEST
    6 hours later
    Me: im bored

  • @ohmehyoshwhatisthispain5325
    @ohmehyoshwhatisthispain5325 5 років тому +543

    25:53 MAN DATS SOM GOOD ASS SHIT

  • @TheOnlyUniqueIllusions
    @TheOnlyUniqueIllusions 6 років тому +503

    SCP-294: what do you like?
    Me: SPERM!
    SCP-294: ok

  • @XeniumRebranded
    @XeniumRebranded 4 роки тому +21

    0:45
    "Oh, there you are."
    **AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH** **BITEx3**

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 років тому +87

    23:20
    That’s like the one thing I don’t believe would be possible even in the SCP universe

  • @Beelze_Bubbles
    @Beelze_Bubbles 5 років тому +71

    8:23 Doctor, Doctor, give me the news, I’ve got a bad case of loving you

  • @nicolasvainilla7360
    @nicolasvainilla7360 5 років тому +210

    0:16 no ear rape? thank god you'r amazing

  • @TurtlesTM
    @TurtlesTM 3 роки тому +9

    i can’t be the only one who finds it absolutely hilarious how they’re trying to get killed by 173 so they blink and the scary chord plays but they just stand still like “you done??”

  • @lostrunner2552
    @lostrunner2552 6 років тому +254

    20:17 What you see vs what she sees;

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 5 років тому +4

      XD

    • @ntpking5034
      @ntpking5034 5 років тому +5

      The Sound of that moment

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 5 років тому

      GlitchedMind I don’t get it

    • @ntpking5034
      @ntpking5034 5 років тому +1

      @@hentaihaven2843 You lied

    • @ntpking5034
      @ntpking5034 5 років тому

      I can see it thought your eyes and your Picture.

  • @PurdyProductions0
    @PurdyProductions0 5 років тому +1431

    Who else is scrolling through the comments while watching this?
    If You are, then Hi.

  • @sicco571
    @sicco571 7 років тому +103

    I started hearing a cool beat at 13:18

  • @foodood8895
    @foodood8895 4 роки тому +46

    “Oh, there you are”
    **dies**